#Soylent | Logs for 2019-01-09
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[00:40:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[00:40:17] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 111
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[01:28:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Engineer Shortcut for Photosynthetic Glitch to Get 40% Efficiency Boost - http://sylnt.us - make-hay-while-the-sun-shines
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[03:05:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GitHub Free Users now Get Unlimited Private Repositories - http://sylnt.us
[04:35:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Virtual Reality Feels Like a Dream Gathering Dust - http://sylnt.us - need-moah-faster-computes
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[04:40:57] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, 6°C/43°F, 8:40 pm PST, Tuesday, 8 January 2019
[06:16:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Coinbase Suspends Ethereum Classic (ETC) Trading after Double-Spend Attacks - http://sylnt.us - double-double-toil-and-trouble-fire-burn-and-caldron-bubble
[08:06:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux Version 5.0 RC1 Released - http://sylnt.us - five-fingers-make-a-fist
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[09:47:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AT&T Misleads Customers by Updating Phones With Fake 5G Icon - http://sylnt.us - marketing-rEvolution
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[11:44:46] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[11:44:46] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[11:44:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:44:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4537
[11:44:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:44:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:44:59] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 683
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[12:21:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, that hotfix yesterday was a bad motherfucker. site's at least as fast as i've ever seen it.
[12:23:28] <FatPhil> TheMightyBuzzard++
[12:23:28] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 338
[12:23:30] <FatPhil> TheMightyBuzzard++
[12:23:30] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 339
[12:23:37] * TheMightyBuzzard tips hat
[12:24:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> all the credit ain't mine. i just undid a bug someone else wrote.
[12:26:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:26:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:26:21] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 684
[12:41:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha! just realized we didn't have an index for the opid (original parent id, aka top level parent id) field in the comments table. just added one and got a pretty nice speedup for heavily commented articles.
[12:42:47] <boru> Stop being so productive, you fecker.
[12:42:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like a 50-150% improvement
[12:43:36] <chromas> Index all the things!
[12:43:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably should, yeah. it'll make it more obvious when i'm being a lazyass.
[12:44:47] * TheMightyBuzzard indexes chromas's sock drawer
[12:45:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> LOL
[12:45:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> You couldn't at least index his porn collection?
[12:46:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> no. i had to go rock back and a forth in a corner with my rifle last time i looked at it.
[12:51:05] <chromas> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[12:51:05] <chromas> !grab AndyTheAbsurd
[12:51:06] <Bender> Added quote 887
[12:51:06] <Bender> Added quote 888
[12:51:15] <chromas> The quotes db was getting dusty
[12:51:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> it could probably use a good washing given some of the contents as well.
[13:07:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Meta: Late Christmas Present - http://sylnt.us - better-late-than-never
[13:55:39] <chromas> Sometimes when an SN page loads, the gradients are missing. Getting the browser to redraw the page (by clicking a combo box or whatever) fixes it though
[13:55:59] * chromas blames tmb even though the issue's been around for at least a few months
[13:56:42] * chromas activiates the poll
[14:00:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> we haven't touched any css in about a year. if only the gradients are screwing up, that's entirely on your browser.
[14:01:28] <chromas> I've seen it both in firefux and vivaldi. Maybe it's my opengl
[14:02:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> no idear. if it were the css not loading you'd see a lot more besides the gradients messing up.
[14:26:13] <pinchy> muhb gradients
[14:32:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://news.ku.dk Not mentioned in the article: What other "teacher" figures were tested. Did they try male teachers? Anthropomorphic rabbits? Disembodied voices?
[14:32:20] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:32:45] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:06:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Machine Learning to Detect Software Vulnerabilities - http://sylnt.us - starving-programmers
[15:13:34] * TheMightyBuzzard skips out for the day
[15:20:44] <chromas> We need more machine learning. If we could just somehow combine it with block chains
[15:33:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> blockchain-based machine-learning-powered single-page-app using big data to empower works to paradigm shift!
[15:33:47] * AndyTheAbsurd kills self for being that awful
[15:34:44] <boru> Using core technologies based on lean, green field solutions which promote synergy as a service.
[15:34:57] <boru> You are a centre of excellence.
[15:35:35] <boru> You're out of date now, though. The new wank-du-jour is "deep learning".
[15:50:30] <chromas> That sounds pretty webscale
[16:26:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Watch AMD's CES 2019 Keynote Live: 9am PT/12pm ET/5pm UK - http://sylnt.us - rising
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[17:58:10] <exec> welcome NCommander: New York, NY, 8°C/46°F, 12:58 pm EST, Wednesday, 9 January 2019
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[18:34:56] <exec> welcome NCommander: New York, NY, 8°C/46°F, 1:34 pm EST, Wednesday, 9 January 2019
[18:56:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Users Upset With Undeletable Apps, Samsung Nonplussed - http://sylnt.us - if-you-don't-like-it-you-can-keep-it
[19:50:36] <cmn32480> dear God... I ahve just gassed myself...
[21:00:05] <chromas> Any farticular reason you don't evacuate?
[21:01:05] <cmn32480> I kind of enjoyed it actaully... and the person I was on the phone wiht thought it was hilarious
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[21:34:12] <chromas> wheres-the-beef.asf
[21:36:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jeff Bezos, Amazon CEO Worth $137 Billion, to Divorce Wife of 25 Years - http://sylnt.us - prenups-are-very-high-IQ
[21:37:22] <chromas> Did he check the return policy?
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[21:42:26] <chromas> He was too busy with his own fulfillment center, he forgot to look after hers
[21:43:20] <cmn32480> she could ahve found the stuff to satisfy her on Amazon...
[21:44:30] <chromas> oooh, maybe she used Ali Express behind his back
[21:47:39] <cmn32480> she was probably seeing Ethanol-Fueled with his extenders...
[21:54:51] <chromas> Wow, the site's so fast now. Before, I'd push preview then switch to another story to look at it while waiting
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[22:15:37] <boru> Oh dear: https://seclists.org
[22:15:38] <upstart> Error: Title is empty
[22:19:14] <hopdevil> oh systemd ...
[22:21:07] <chromas> They really should rewrite it in D
[22:40:41] <boru> Don't worry, I'm sure all of Lennux will be ported to python soon.
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[23:06:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mexican Drug Lord "El Chapo" Was Brought Down by His "I.T. Guy" - http://sylnt.us - i-woudn't-want-to-the-that-it-guy
[23:30:26] <Bytram> chromas: good to have you back, but it looks like upstart did not follow you along. :(
[23:31:38] <Bytram> ~arthur https://www.newscientist.com
[23:31:42] <exec> 1205 stories loaded
[23:31:42] <exec> story not found
[23:31:59] <Bytram> ~arthur 293e6f
[23:32:04] <exec> 1205 stories loaded
[23:32:04] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Hubble Telescope camera breaks – and US shutdown might delay repair"
[23:32:35] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[23:32:43] <exec> 1204 stories loaded
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