#Soylent | Logs for 2018-12-17
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[00:27:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Reuters Reports That Johnson & Johnson Knew About Asbestos in Baby Powder - http://sylnt.us - Taking-a-powder
[03:48:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Global Trade in Tear Gas is Booming - http://sylnt.us - business-as-usual
[06:05:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Judge Halts Keystone Pipeline - http://sylnt.us - Put-that-in-your-pipe[line]-and-smoke-it
[06:18:16] <Konomi> https://media.awoo.space <- my last hour or so
[07:46:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Customs and Border Protection Paid Firm $13.6 Million to Hire 7500 Recruits; It Hired 2 - http://sylnt.us - Meet-your-goals-by-moving-the-goalposts
[09:25:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Richard Feynman and the Connection Machine - http://sylnt.us - Ancient-History
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[11:17:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Right to Record Police Activities in Public Advances in U.S. District Court Win - http://sylnt.us - big-cheeky-bugger.-Hey!-It's-got-a-camera!
[11:29:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:29:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4499
[11:29:58] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:29:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4500
[11:30:41] <cmn32480> ~gday
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[11:34:55] <upstart> ~g'day fellow humans
[11:35:27] <chromas> ~g'day fellow robuts
[11:35:29] * exec analiciously extracts a training bra of chocolate-mint chip cookies from fellow
[11:35:51] <cmn32480> ~gday V
[11:35:54] * exec tragically runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a 40 of flappy tama for V
[12:08:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:08:15] * exec seriously evolves a systemd journal of SirFinkus' Soylent coffee drink from cmn32480
[12:08:28] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:08:29] * exec explicitly QCs a bribe of German potato salad for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:08:55] <cmn32480> so in other news... I was asked to step down from all volunteer psoitions with the cub scout pack.
[12:09:19] <cmn32480> apparently I'm "intimidating" and they have issues with my "leadership style"
[12:09:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno who won that one. didn't even know we had a soylent coffee drink, so i haven't tried it.
[12:09:21] <chromas> You're not diverse enough
[12:09:56] <cmn32480> chromas - obviously
[12:10:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> tell them you identify as a female attack helicopter of african descent
[12:10:17] <cmn32480> that might work
[12:10:29] <chromas> soylent coffee drink is just regular coffee with homeopathic levels of soybois
[12:10:31] <cmn32480> I am, as you can imagine, more than a little pissed
[12:10:50] <chromas> Go intimidate them
[12:10:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> who's doing the asking?
[12:12:24] <cmn32480> Comittee Chair, Cubmaster, and the fucker brought the district commissioner into it as well.
[12:12:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> to me, that would make the difference between whether i said "eat a dick" or "no thank you. fire me if you like but i'm not unvolunteering."
[12:12:56] <cmn32480> and it wasn't really an "ask"... it was more "you are being unvolunteered"
[12:14:07] * chromas starts Soylent Scouts
[12:14:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm with chromas. intimidate the fuck out of them. if the parents or the kids like you, it should be pretty easy.
[12:15:30] <cmn32480> I'm trying not to burn the bridges with the district, as I do have 3 kids in the program. I am working on the response email that lets the entire pack know what just happened.
[12:16:48] <cmn32480> right at this moment, there is a 99% chance that I take my kids and go to another pack
[12:17:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> make your own. you have plenty of free time.
[12:17:24] <cmn32480> lol
[12:17:53] <cmn32480> just what this district needs... adding 1 more to the 15 packs inside a 5 mile radius
[12:19:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> "well, everyone know that attorneys don't know as much about the lawyers do. ben shapiro is an attorney. so, yeah." -- House rep Alexandria Occasional-Kotex
[12:19:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/about the/about the law as/
[12:20:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> my favorite house rep by far
[12:24:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i figure if they're all going to screw me, i might as well get some entertainment out of them as well.
[13:46:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iranian Phishers Bypass 2fa Protections Offered by Yahoo Mail and Gmail - http://sylnt.us - phish-in-the-barrel
[14:41:02] <pinchy> is there a way to jump to another man page inside a man page?
[14:41:22] <pinchy> theres a see also section and would be nice to jump to those man pages
[14:49:35] <cmn32480> weren't man pages usually eunuchs?
[15:08:21] <pinchy> choir bois in catholic school
[15:17:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Central Londoners to Be Subjected to Facial Recognition Test This Week - http://sylnt.us - don't-panic
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[16:56:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Long Before Trees Overtook the Land, Earth Was Covered by Giant Mushrooms - http://sylnt.us - No-hookahs-found...yet?
[17:23:10] <fyngyrz> No hookahs found? Dammit, I said look for HOOKERS!
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[18:26:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rocket Lab Mission for NASA Successfully Launches 13 CubeSats - http://sylnt.us - I-prefer-MASA
[19:52:00] <pinchy> YAY moar spacejunk
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[20:03:06] <chromas> pinchy: you should switch to gunoo info, which is more superiororer to, than man
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[20:36:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Deep Dive into Low Power WiFi Microcontrollers - http://sylnt.us - plug-it-in
[21:47:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Here's how NPM Plans to Improve Security and Reliability in 2019 - http://sylnt.us - Taking-a-closer-look
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[22:46:41] <chromas> LibreOrifice's database forms is balls slow. "Open in design mode" doesn't do anything. I wonder if anyone's ever tested it.
[22:50:11] <chromas> Doesn't let me edit data either
[22:50:19] <chromas> Linunx could use a good office suite that isn't trash
[23:13:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> it has one. mysql and vim are part of it.
[23:15:25] <chromas> you mean emacs
[23:15:36] <chromas> and mssql
[23:16:16] <chromas> Well I just wanted to build a form but the libreoffice thing only allows one table per form
[23:16:39] <chromas> web forms are gay so I wanted to avoid that route
[23:26:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What is the Responsibility of TECH to Handicapped People? - http://sylnt.us - I-don't-see-what-you-did-there
[23:30:57] <chromas> Is that double space in the title for handicapped readers? :D