#Soylent | Logs for 2018-12-05
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[00:46:47] <Bytram> legcramps--
[00:46:47] <Bender> karma - legcramps: -5
[00:47:31] <Bytram> might just be calling it an early night, as it was a very late one last night, and the story queue is in pretty good shape atm
[00:47:37] <Bytram> have a great night everyone!
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[01:07:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Strange Seismic Waves that Rippled Around World Leave Scientists Bewildered - http://sylnt.us - I'm-all-shook-up
[02:46:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - As Sales Slide, Virtual Reality Fans Look to a Bright, Untethered Future - http://sylnt.us - virtual-progress
[04:17:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New 'Valeroa' Anti-Piracy System Cracked "In 20 Minutes" - http://sylnt.us - crackerjack
[05:57:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Final Planning for the New Horizons Flyby of 2014 MU69 (Ultima Thule) Underway - http://sylnt.us - launched-January-19,-2006
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[07:36:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Michigan Recreational Cannabis Law Goes into Effect on Thursday - http://sylnt.us - rolling-right-along
[09:06:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Emails of top NRCC Officials Stolen in Major 2018 Hack - http://sylnt.us - people-living-in-glass-houses
[10:46:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kubernetes Security Flaw Allows Hackers to Infiltrate Backend Servers - http://sylnt.us - just-make-containers-all-the-way-down
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[11:42:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:42:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4479
[12:25:55] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:25:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4480
[12:26:00] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:26:02] * exec sexually impales the last copy of blockchain on TheMightyBuzzard
[12:27:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The US Government is Trying to Keep Key NSA Spying Rules Secret - http://sylnt.us
[12:30:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cm
[12:30:55] * exec abnormally drops a wide load of vibrators on cm
[12:30:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg
[12:30:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:31:01] * exec romantically connects a training bra of YouTube comments to cmn32480
[12:31:13] <cmn32480> i lost both times....
[12:31:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think you were better off with the vibrators
[12:31:23] <cmn32480> agreed
[12:31:30] <cmn32480> at least then I can have them race across the floor
[12:31:42] <cmn32480> make the dogs chase them
[12:31:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> or sell them on ebay
[12:31:57] <cmn32480> Democrats probably buy them at exhorbotant prices
[12:32:01] <cmn32480> since they don't buy guns
[12:32:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> build yourself a collection of people who are known to buy used vibrators
[12:32:24] <cmn32480> ewwww
[12:33:14] <cmn32480> did I tell you I got a new doggie?
[12:33:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope
[12:33:28] <cmn32480> I got a neww doggie
[12:33:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> in addition to the probably not so wee anymore puppy?
[12:34:12] <cmn32480> yes
[12:34:23] <cmn32480> this one is allso not so wee... except on the kitchen floor
[12:34:44] <cmn32480> https://imgur.com
[12:34:45] <upstart> ^ 03Imgur
[12:34:46] <exec> └─ 13Imgur: The magic of the Internet
[12:34:52] <cmn32480> the brown one is the new one
[12:35:05] <cmn32480> the black one is the not so little 1 year old
[12:35:34] <cmn32480> she's 4
[12:36:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> how's blow taking the canine invasion?
[12:36:51] <cmn32480> keeps to the basemnet
[12:37:10] <cmn32480> curls up with a kid every time they go down there to watch TV or what have you
[12:37:24] <cmn32480> comes up stairs to see me every morning like clockwork
[12:37:39] <cmn32480> before we let the dogs out (WOOF WOOF WOOF!)
[12:37:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> poor kitteh. need some three inch prosthetic claws
[12:37:49] <cmn32480> yeah
[12:38:00] <cmn32480> shold make him the feline Freddy Kruger
[12:38:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:38:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> uberclawed instead of declawed
[12:38:26] <cmn32480> Marley probably would look at him nod and not give 2 shits
[12:38:41] <cmn32480> Willow on the other hand...
[12:38:48] <cmn32480> she wants to play with him
[12:39:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'part of why i want a bobcat as my next house cat. don't have to worry about little things like dogs or semi trucks.
[12:39:40] <cmn32480> or small kids
[12:39:49] <cmn32480> or large kids
[12:40:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> or anything less than a badger/wolverine/tasmanian devil really
[12:41:28] <cmn32480> truth
[12:44:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> knew this feller once who didn't mind much of anything. he'd work hundreds of feet in the air, work standing on a handrail rather than get a ladder, that general type but wouldn't touch electrical stuff beyond what everyone does in their daily life
[12:44:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> way he put it was this: if you wanna fuck a wildcat, i'll hold him but i don't mess with no electric.
[12:45:11] <cmn32480> I don't blame him
[12:45:15] <cmn32480> I'm not a fan either
[12:45:23] * TheMightyBuzzard ain't askeert
[12:45:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'a good phrase though.
[12:45:32] <cmn32480> but I'm also not working hundreds offeet in the air... or on a rail instead of a ladder
[12:45:42] <cmn32480> agreed
[12:45:53] * cmn32480 is a real weenie when it comes to heights
[12:46:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> they used to bug me but ever since repelling training in boot camp they never have bothered me.
[12:46:56] <cmn32480> I have spent a fair chunk of my life in scissor lifts...
[12:46:59] <cmn32480> they still bug me
[12:47:02] <cmn32480> I can do it
[12:47:11] <cmn32480> just not my favorite thing
[12:47:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was like holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, hop, hop, hooooop, shit that was fun, i want to go again
[12:48:15] <cmn32480> rapelling is fun
[12:48:28] <cmn32480> it just takes a second for me to get over that first edge
[12:49:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ever since then i been like yeah, sure i'll shingle a 45 degree, second story roof. no worries.
[12:50:08] <cmn32480> i hope you are tied off
[12:50:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> anything over fifteen feet with more than a 30 degree pitch, yeah. less than that i don't bother.
[12:51:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit. i bailed out from arguing on the site about dinner time last night and got nearly 30 replies waiting on me this morning.
[12:52:30] <cmn32480> lol
[12:52:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll go nicotine up and ignore them a little longer.
[12:52:41] <cmn32480> good choice
[12:52:50] <cmn32480> I'm writing engineering notes for a job I was on last week
[13:00:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, if you ever get the chance to use a unitronics plc on a job, don't. they're half-assed pieces of shit.
[13:01:03] <cmn32480> we don't plc
[13:01:14] <cmn32480> we sub that out when wer (rarely) need them
[13:03:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like em in general. they're simple to code for and you don't gotta worry much about users touching them ever.
[13:03:32] <cmn32480> depends on the PLCmost of the stuff we are working with are the big ones that do conveyor systems
[13:03:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> SFW: https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[13:03:52] <cmn32480> lol
[13:07:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> even better: https://www.facebook.com
[13:07:03] <exec> └─ 13The Lindsey Way - This video is floating around the...
[13:07:06] <upstart> ^ 03The Lindsey Way
[13:09:47] <cmn32480> yep
[13:11:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> the more i watch movies without john wayne in them, the less i want to watch movies.
[13:11:19] <pinchy> anyone been to the maldives before? ive been thinking of vacationing out there next year
[13:11:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope. i generally vacation somewhere that alleges excellent freshwater fishing.
[13:14:14] <cmn32480> not I
[13:48:26] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:48:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4481
[13:48:28] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[13:48:30] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:48:30] * exec buttmagically penetrates a tablespoon of red beans & cabbage with cmn32480
[13:48:32] * exec carelessly $action a pint of Big Bite Hot Dogs $preposition TheMightyBuzzard
[13:48:49] <Bytram> beans and weenies!
[13:48:58] <Bytram> breakfast of champions?
[13:52:52] <Bytram> =g Maldives
[13:52:53] <upstart> Search failed: HTTP request returned status code 0 ()
[13:52:56] <Bytram> #g Maldives
[13:52:56] <MrPlow> https://visitmaldives.com - "Welcome to the Maldives, where sands are white as the smiles of the locals, where fish swim happily in the warm waters of the Indian Ocean, where the weather ..."
[13:52:58] <upstart> ^ 03Visit Maldives
[13:53:16] <Bytram> #g Maldives wikipedia
[13:53:16] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "The Maldives officially the Republic of Maldives, is a South Asian country, located in the Indian Ocean, situated in the Arabian Sea. It lies southwest of Sri Lanka ..."
[13:53:18] <upstart> ^ 03Maldives - Wikipedia
[13:54:13] <Bytram> cmn32480: Cute pic! I'm curious... old/new dogs... male/female?
[13:56:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[13:56:52] * exec abrasively connects a satchel of basil to Bytram
[13:57:15] <Bytram> pinchy: Not sure what time of the year you intend to go, but I'd suggest taking a look at this: https://en.wikipedia.org
[13:57:17] <exec> └─ 13400 Bad Request
[13:57:17] <upstart> ^ 03Maldives - Wikipedia ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[13:57:46] <Bytram> vacation during a monsoon does not sound like my idea of fun. Also, be prepared for hot AND humid!
[13:58:07] <Bytram> basil... wasnt he on some British tv show?
[13:58:11] <Bytram> =)
[13:58:23] <Bytram> #g Basel television
[13:58:24] <MrPlow> https://telebasel.ch - "TV, Web und App - 24 Stunden täglich, was die Region bewegt."
[13:58:26] <upstart> ^ 03Telebasel
[13:58:40] <Bytram> nein, das ist nicht gut genug.
[13:58:51] <Bytram> #g Basel character television show
[13:58:52] <MrPlow> https://www.imdb.com - "A contemporary prequel to Psycho, giving a portrayal of how Norman Bates' psyche unravels through his teenage years, and how deeply intricate his ..."
[13:58:56] <upstart> ^ 03Bates Motel (TV Series 2013–2017)
[13:58:59] * TheMightyBuzzard quits screwing around and gets some work done
[13:59:03] <Bytram> well, that was unexpected.
[13:59:18] * Bytram has a couple hours until he needs to be at work
[14:01:25] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[14:01:27] * exec excoriatingly corrupts cream of MP with bytram
[14:01:33] <Bytram> #g MP
[14:01:34] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "MP, Mp, mp or .mp may refer to: Contents. 1 Arts and entertainment; 2 Businesses and organizations. 2.1 Government. 2.1.1 Police. 2.2 Politics; 2.3 Other ..."
[14:01:35] <upstart> ^ 03MP - Wikipedia
[14:02:22] <Bytram> military police, multi-processor, mythical paragon
[14:02:24] <Bytram> i dunno
[14:06:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 2018 Farm Bill Likely to Legalize Hemp Cultivation in the U.S. - http://sylnt.us - rope-a-dope
[14:07:00] <Bytram> ~time x
[14:07:01] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Wednesday, 5 December 2018, 2:07 pm
[14:15:02] <Bytram> beak
[14:15:09] <Bytram> break time
[14:16:02] <cmn32480> Member of Parliament
[14:16:22] <cmn32480> there a specific reference for the MP question?
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[17:15:46] <hopdevil> =submit https://theconversation.com
[17:15:48] <upstart> Submitting "Bizarre 'dark fluid' with negative mass could dominate the universe – what my research suggests"...
[17:15:49] <exec> └─ 13Bizarre 'dark fluid' with negative mass could dominate the universe – what my research suggests
[17:16:10] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[17:26:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Moldy Mouse Munch Postpones SpaceX CRS Launch: Wed Dec 5 @ 1816 UTC (1316 EST) - http://sylnt.us - this-time-for-sure
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[18:14:10] <Sulla> Did spacex catch the payload fairing from mondays launch?
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[21:16:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Open-Sources WPF, WinForms and WinUI - http://sylnt.us - underworld-refrigeration
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[22:57:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australia Set to Pass Controversial Encryption Law - http://sylnt.us - everyone-cave-in
[23:33:47] <chromas> https://shanghai.ist
[23:33:48] <upstart> ^ 03Beijing is trying to rid city of Chinglish before 2022 Winter Olympics
[23:33:51] <exec> └─ 13Beijing is trying to rid city of Chinglish before 2022 Winter Olympics – shanghaiist
[23:43:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was some delicious culture i just appropriated. i also assumed my waitress's gender. and i contributed to evil meritocracy by tipping her commensurate with her service (30%. best service i've had in a while.)
[23:44:44] <chromas> 'They' want you to tip though because waitstaff makes negative moneys otherwise
[23:49:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, they hate tipping. they want wait staff to make $15/hr, regardless of how shitty a job they do.
[23:50:09] <chromas> What if it's a black waiter?
[23:50:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i want my waitress tonight to make $20/hr. i got my chips as i sat down, my drink before i could get a chip to my mouth, and my dinner before i could get halfway through a little bowl of salsa.
[23:50:17] <chromas> Tip for reparations
[23:50:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> what'd they repair?
[23:50:43] <chromas> America
[23:50:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean if they're gonna rotate my tires, i'll tip pretty good.
[23:50:58] * chromas gives just the tip
[23:51:50] <chromas> I don't think I've ever had a restaurant chimichanga
[23:52:15] <chromas> And I'm offended at the lack of diversity in my spell checker, which doesn't know the word chimichanga
[23:54:49] * TheMightyBuzzard just started a journal with the line "Yes, I just assumed your species. Suck it, furries."
[23:55:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> how the hell can it not know chimichanga? didn't it read deadpool?
[23:56:25] <chromas> it doesn't know deadpool either
[23:56:42] <chromas> #smake my spellcheck
[23:56:42] * MrPlow smakes my spellcheck upside the head with yo mama
[23:57:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's gotta go then. mine even knows "gotta".