#Soylent | Logs for 2018-11-17
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[00:55:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Experts Urge Caution over Study Linking IVF Technique to Increased Risk of Intellectual Disability - http://sylnt.us - I-know-this-defies-the-law-of-gravity,-but-I-never-studied-law
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[03:17:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The New Definition of the Kilogram Will Change the Way We Weigh Everything - http://sylnt.us - weight-loss-got-easier
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[03:37:49] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, 14°C/57°F, 9:37 pm CST, Friday, 16 November 2018
[05:46:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - In Just 12 Days, the World Gets Half of its Annual Rainfall - http://sylnt.us - rain-spelled-backwards-is-near
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[07:56:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Where you Live Could Influence how Much you Drink. - http://sylnt.us - think-I'll-move
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[10:36:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Up to Three Million Kids' GPS Watches can be Tracked by Parents... and any Miscreant - http://sylnt.us - let-the-internet-do-the-helicopter-parenting-for-you
[12:58:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Experiments with Ads in Windows Email - http://sylnt.us - dot-dot-dot-for-now
[14:36:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windows on ARM Gains Native 64-Bit Application Support - http://sylnt.us - ARM-ageddon?
[15:22:59] <FatPhil> http://www.visualcapitalist.com
[15:22:59] <upstart> ^ 03Sentiment Scale Reveals Which Words Pack the Most Punch
[15:23:01] <exec> └─ 13Infographic: Sentiment Scale Reveals Which Words Pack the Most Punch
[15:38:27] <Bytram> coffee++
[15:38:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4445
[15:38:31] <Bytram> =submit https://gizmodo.com
[15:38:34] <upstart> Submitting "First Major Rain in Centuries Triggers Wave of Death in Earth's Driest Desert"...
[15:38:57] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[15:40:03] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.nature.com
[15:40:07] <upstart> ^ 03Unprecedented rains decimate surface microbial communities in the hyperarid core of the Atacama Desert
[15:41:15] <chromas> #smake upstart
[15:41:15] * MrPlow smakes upstart upside the head with figgy pudding
[15:41:24] <chromas> =blame
[15:41:30] <Bytram> ~blame
[15:41:32] * exec points at Bytram
[15:41:35] <Bytram> =)
[15:41:45] <Bytram> how ya doin this morning?
[15:41:50] <chromas> I thought I added a blame command too
[15:42:27] <chromas> not bad. I see the bot disagrees with what constitutes an article at gizmodo
[15:42:36] <Bytram> orly?
[15:42:44] <Bytram> ;)
[15:43:17] <Bytram> there's so many includes on that site, I'd be amazed if it were able to actually find the story among the 'noise'
[15:44:29] <chromas> it's all on one line
[15:44:59] <chromas> line 210 or so
[15:46:16] <chromas> it's possible my crappy, non-compliant xml parser gives up on it
[15:46:38] <Bytram> wouldn't blame it one... bit!
[15:46:55] <chromas> ~blame bit
[15:46:56] * exec points at Bytram
[15:47:16] <chromas> "No no no no no" --bit
[15:49:26] <Bytram> =g HTML Tidy
[15:49:26] <upstart> https://infohound.net - HTML Tidy Online
[15:49:37] <Bytram> ^^^ pukes on it, too.
[15:49:46] <chromas> You know what Soylent needs to be a Real News Site™? Stock images
[15:49:46] <Bytram> at least the version that I have
[15:50:02] <Bytram> chromas: s/c/r/
[15:50:04] <exec> <Bytram> <chromas> You know what Soylent needs to be a Real News Site™? Stork images
[15:50:18] <Bytram> bird-brained idea, amirite? ;)
[15:50:32] <chromas> Good April 1s joke. A stork on every storky
[15:51:28] <chromas> or attach a broken-image icon
[15:51:47] <Bytram> don't know that the idea would have enough legs to last through the day
[15:52:45] <chromas> http://a3.img.mobypicture.com
[15:53:55] * chromas goes to accept some subs and embed trumpet boy videos
[15:55:17] <Bytram> a quick stab at parsing the gizmodo page came out unsuccessful. Would take more time that I have avail atm.
[15:55:20] <Bytram> :(
[15:56:23] <chromas> To be fair, most Gizmodo employees ride the short bus to work.
[15:56:38] <Bytram> height-challenged, eh?
[15:57:07] <chromas> :D
[15:57:11] <Bytram> =submit https://www.sciencemag.org
[15:57:13] <upstart> Submitting "China unveils design for $5 billion particle smasher"...
[15:57:35] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[15:58:02] <Bytram> ~arthur https://www.sciencemag.org
[15:58:06] <exec> 841 stories loaded
[15:58:06] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Anything faster than a brisk walk on this martian moon could send you spinning off into space"
[15:58:37] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[15:58:43] <exec> 840 stories loaded
[16:03:20] <Bytram> whereto? http://www.anrdoezrs.net
[16:03:41] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.staples.com
[16:04:01] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[16:04:02] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people
[16:04:06] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people
[16:04:17] <chromas> [[Storybot]]
[16:04:37] <chromas> Maybe that's turned off
[16:04:48] <Bytram> dunno
[16:05:09] <chromas> There was a period where you could do [[wiki links]] and exec would emit the url to it
[16:05:22] <upstart> Error: Title is empty
[16:05:25] <Bytram> huh, missed that one!
[16:05:41] <upstart> Error: Title is empty
[16:05:51] <Bytram> example?
[16:06:01] <chromas> [[Storybot]]
[16:06:10] <chromas> <exec> https://wiki.soylentnews.org
[16:06:14] <chromas> or something like that
[16:06:15] <exec> └─ 13Storybot - SoylentNews
[16:06:52] <Bytram> [[Google]]
[16:32:50] <Bytram> pushed out a couple stories but now really need to get ready for work. Won't be back until late, so thanks to everyone who can help keep the submissions and story queues going!
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[16:35:19] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, 6°C/42°F, 8:35 am PST, Saturday, 17 November 2018
[16:35:19] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, 6°C/42°F, 8:35 am PST, Saturday, 17 November 2018
[16:56:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amid Calls to "Police" Social Media, Facebook Announces Independent Body to Handle User Appeals - http://sylnt.us - facebook-heroes
[19:25:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Absorbs DeepMind Health, Outrage Ensues - http://sylnt.us - Big-Data-is-watching-you
[21:06:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Congress Wants Harsher Penalties for Robocallers - http://sylnt.us - hope-it-helps
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[21:30:11] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, 22°C/71°F, 1:30 pm PST, Saturday, 17 November 2018
[21:30:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy shit I didn't know it was possible to get below -1 karma
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[22:46:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NZ Petition to Pass Exam Over Trivial Meaning - http://sylnt.us - Eye-Kant-Speek-Gud
[22:54:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg. i dig company but it's a little exhausting.
[23:15:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... cook dinner for company or rebuild every fucking package on dev using the current glibc?
[23:17:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[23:17:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[23:17:03] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 677
[23:18:47] <chromas> Why not both?
[23:18:56] <chromas> Start rebuild and go cook
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[23:34:44] <exec> welcome alexbst: London, UK, 8°C/47°F, 11:34 pm GMT, Saturday, 17 November 2018