#Soylent | Logs for 2018-10-29
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[00:39:23] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[00:39:23] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[00:57:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Uses ".new" gTLD to Ease Creation of New Google Documents - http://sylnt.us - .new-and-.improved!
[00:58:47] <Bytram> =g L5 Society
[00:58:48] <upstart> https://en.wikipedia.org - L5 Society - Wikipedia
[01:22:22] <Bytram> =submit http://www.bbc.com This came out a few months ago and only recently came to my attention again. Does this work with your favorite movies? How about episodes in your favorite TV series?
[01:22:24] <upstart> Submitting "Every story in the world has one of these six basic plots"...
[01:22:47] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[01:32:51] <Bytram> =g OPLM
[01:32:52] <upstart> https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com - OPLM - What does OPLM stand for? The Free Dictionary
[01:45:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-mia3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[01:48:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.wideopeneats.com Best. Tech. Ever.
[01:48:07] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:48:33] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:48:35] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[01:51:15] <Bytram> =g Kees Cook
[01:51:16] <upstart> https://twitter.com - πΊπππ π²πππ (@kees_cook) | Twitter
[01:53:01] <Bytram> =g Kees Cook wikipedia
[01:53:02] <upstart> https://wiki.ubuntu.com - KeesCook - Ubuntu Wiki
[02:07:51] <Bytram> =g define grift
[02:07:51] <upstart> https://www.dictionary.com - Grift | Define Grift at Dictionary.com
[02:59:27] <Bytram> time to check out the insides of my eyelids.
[02:59:33] <Bytram> have a good night everyone!
[03:17:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Retraction Watch Launches its Database of Papers - http://sylnt.us - take-that-back
[04:55:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Evidence Suggests That Kordylewski Dust Clouds Orbit Near Earth - http://sylnt.us - https://en.wikipedia.org
[06:26:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - WordPerfect for DOS: the Program that Refuses to Die - http://sylnt.us - Reveal-Codes
[06:47:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - WordPerfect for DOS: The Program That Refuses to Die - http://sylnt.us - Reveal-Codes
[07:06:37] <chromas> Someone just had to get that word perfect
[08:26:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Social Media and the Pittsburgh Shooter: Gab.com Going Down - http://sylnt.us - social-commentary-on-social-media
[09:47:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bytedance: The World's Most Valuable Startup - http://sylnt.us - brought-to-you-by:-TikTokTechs
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[10:36:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:36:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4406
[11:16:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Linux Kernel Is Now VLA-Free: A Win For Security, Less Overhead & Better For Clang - http://sylnt.us - constants-aren't-variables-won't
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[11:17:53] <chromas> I thought VLA was very large array. Initialisms can't stand for two things!
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[11:41:55] * FatPhil now knows the sound of an intercity train running over a human body... :(
[11:42:44] <chromas> =yt inner city pressure
[11:42:45] <upstart> https://youtube.com - Flight of the Conchords - Inner City Pressure (3:41)
[11:43:04] <FatPhil> My "that was a large hedgehog" comment now seems a bit in bad taste
[11:43:06] <chromas> Did someone have an accident or give up?
[11:43:17] <FatPhil> someone gave up.
[11:43:27] <FatPhil> successfully, one presumes.
[11:51:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> sucks to be the guy who has to wash the train down.
[11:52:59] <FatPhil> sucks to be the driver, he had to see it.
[11:53:28] <FatPhil> 2nd suicide train delay `ve experienced in Finland
[11:53:44] <FatPhil> previous one was a metro.
[11:54:11] <FatPhil> police have arrived, paperwork needs to be done...
[11:54:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> all he had to see was a brief glimpse of a dumbass. the guy with the hose has to see what he's washing off.
[11:54:57] <FatPhil> previous one was not under the train I was on, this is the first first-hand experience.
[11:56:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i had to scoop up brains and wash blood off of cars when i worked at a car lot and some mexican guy got thrown out of his car during an accident out on the street and proceeded to make a mess of things where he landed in the car lot
[11:57:04] <FatPhil> i think the underside of trains are pretty murky generally, this wasn't a comedic "splat" accident.
[11:58:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'one reason i ain't a doctor. tis my considered opinion that internal bits of humans should not be seen by me.
[11:59:42] <FatPhil> unless porn
[12:04:47] <FatPhil> staff say that suicides happen about once a month.
[12:05:37] <FatPhil> yay - Finland!
[12:05:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> buncha assholes. there're plenty of less messy ways to die.
[12:06:40] <FatPhil> gun ownership is quite high here, as are forests. It's not uncommon to combine the two, if you get my drift.
[12:06:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> picking one for the sake of the folks who have to see your dead ass or those who want to say goodbye is just common courtesy.
[12:07:46] <FatPhil> wolves, foxes and bears do a lot of the clean-up job.
[12:08:51] <FatPhil> ah, explanation of clunk has been given - we took out his bike too.
[12:12:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:12:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:12:37] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 674
[12:13:09] <FatPhil> I've just realised - I've assumed the gender of the corpse. Surely there's a chance it was female?
[12:15:34] <FatPhil> (statistically, about 16%, I think)
[12:18:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> chicks generally use pills
[12:19:35] <FatPhil> inefficiently, too
[12:20:04] <FatPhil> congrats, you fucked you liver
[12:25:40] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:25:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4407
[12:25:49] <Bytram> grisly--
[12:25:49] <Bender> karma - grisly: -1
[12:26:17] <Bytram> scrollback was not what I was expecting this AM... and I just went to a wake yesterday. :(
[12:30:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> grizzly would be more considerate. at least bears'd clean up after themselves.
[12:31:39] * Bytram notes it is 15 minutes before low tide at this webcam; dampness of sand shows about where high tide would be. (You can see some ledge sticking up from the sand just right of center, now, but is hidden from view at high tide.) With the dampness in the air and the sun peaking out from behind the clouds, thought it made for an interesting pic.
[12:32:32] <Bytram> ^^^ Tides usually run around 10 feet there.
[12:33:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeesh, curl under rust can be a pita
[12:35:56] <Bytram> can't you just shell out, invoke curl redirecting to a file, and then read in the file?
[12:37:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could if i were crutchy. my bots never, ever, ever make shell calls.
[12:38:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i know i write bugs. i do not want any of them leading to someone getting the ability to run stuff on our servers with my creds
[12:45:25] <Bytram> if you are "curl"ing any random URL provided by the user, that makes sense... but if you don't shell out... /me is [mildly] curious how you actually invoke curl
[12:45:51] <FatPhil> ah, moving again, finally
[12:45:52] <pinchy> use the schwartz luke
[12:46:10] <FatPhil> schwartz is for sorting
[12:46:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...you don't, you use libcurl (which curl is just a front-end for IIRC).
[12:46:38] <pinchy> i guess some old mad magazine quotes popped into my mind
[12:46:49] <Bytram> FatPhil: didn't realize that it *just* happened... so sorry to hear about that and that you had to experience it. :(
[12:46:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hubble Space Telescope Resumes Normal Science Operations - http://sylnt.us - back-to-the-grind
[12:47:07] <Bytram> AndyTheAbsurd: muchos gracias!
[12:48:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, what AndyTheAbsurd said.
[12:49:08] <FatPhil> Bytram: no point getting emotionally invested. it happened. nothing can be changed.
[12:49:30] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:49:46] <FatPhil> fortunatly I had no connection to make, I'll just get a later ferry home.
[12:50:18] <Bytram> glad you can see it that way... I tend to be quite a bit more empathic than most (maybe I'm a Betazoid?)
[12:51:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, it's a learned skill and a survival trait. how you learn it ain't fun though.
[12:51:18] <FatPhil> my personal loss is next to zero, just hours on a clock face. It's the driver and staff that deserve the sympathy.
[12:51:43] <Bytram> yep, to you both.
[12:53:16] <Bytram> I must admit that putting my nose out in front of the community here as an editor has certainly given me a "thicker skin", as was so ably forewarned when I originally started as an Ed (/methinks it was LamX who offered that caution, but it could have been mattie, too)
[12:53:32] <Bytram> !seen cmn32480
[12:53:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen cmn32480
[12:53:41] <MrPlow> [2018-10-20 03:53:12] #shitlords <cmn32480> is that a pearl necklace?
[12:53:54] <Bytram> #seen Mattie
[12:53:54] <MrPlow> Sorry, I have not seen Mattie
[12:53:58] <Bytram> #seen mattie
[12:53:58] <MrPlow> Sorry, I have not seen mattie
[12:54:06] <Bytram> #seen Cmn32480
[12:54:06] <MrPlow> Sorry, I have not seen Cmn32480
[12:54:11] <Bytram> so, case sensitive.
[12:54:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah
[12:54:19] <Bytram> k
[12:55:27] <Bytram> #seen mattie_p
[12:55:28] <MrPlow> Sorry, I have not seen mattie_p
[12:55:54] <Bytram> !karma coffee
[12:55:54] <Bender> karma of coffee is 4407
[12:56:05] <Bytram> !whoup coffee
[12:56:05] <Bender> uppers of coffee are: TheMightyBuzzard: 2056, crutchy: 1239, Bytram: 973, cmn32480: 417, Blackmoore: 237, chromas: 94, paulej72: 59, crutchy_: 55, Runaway1956: 53, mrcoolbp: 31, Bytram|away: 29, mechanicjay: 26, Ethanol-fueled: 23, TheMightyLaptop: 22, cmn32480|away: 22, everdred: 21, arti: 19, xhedit: 19, FatPhil: 18, qkontinuum: 17, mattie_p: 16, AndyTheAbsurd: 16, - 4 more
[12:56:18] <Bytram> yep, spelled it right.
[12:57:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, MrPlow goes off what he has seen. does not search logs.
[12:57:53] <Bytram> so, musta been before 2015-08
[12:58:04] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:03:58] <Bytram> =submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[13:04:01] <upstart> Submitting "Bigger = better: Big bees fly better in hotter temps than smaller ones do: New research provides a lesson in bee physiology and flies in the face of the temperature-size 'rule'"...
[13:04:23] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[13:04:48] * Bytram has a long day ahead... time to get going about it.
[13:04:53] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:04:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4408
[13:09:25] <Bytram> laters
[13:18:17] <FatPhil> need coffee...
[13:18:19] <FatPhil> need food...
[13:19:04] <FatPhil> should have been in a sushi buffet by now, but have to do a dire British Rail sandwich instead
[13:19:09] <pinchy> !whoup intredasting
[13:19:48] <FatPhil> super happy to discover that train sadwiches are as terrible here as they were back "home"
[13:20:07] <FatPhil> nice typo, gonna haft remember that
[13:20:28] <pinchy> sadwiches costumes avail on amazon?
[13:45:32] * TheMightyBuzzard bangs his head on the desk
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[14:26:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GNU Kind Communication Guidelines - http://sylnt.us - be-excellent-to-each-other
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[14:46:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[14:46:20] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[15:13:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen Deucalion
[15:13:38] <MrPlow> [2018-10-18 02:04:34] #test <Deucalion> Uh oh
[15:16:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i can't seem to add significantly to MrPlow's RES anymore except by making him make http(s) requests and that only does it the once because of having to load libcurl and all the crap it loads.
[15:17:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll leave a terminal watching his usage up a few days but i think it's taken care of for now.
[15:47:14] <chromas> Shouldn't be too surprised to see rust hogging ram since it's from Mozilla
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[16:05:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Y Combinator Requests Startups for Atmospheric CO2 Removal - http://sylnt.us - you-mean-besides-trees?
[16:16:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.sltrib.com
[16:16:50] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:17:17] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:17:18] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[16:20:07] <mechanicjay> coffee++
[16:20:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4409
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[17:01:03] * TheMightyBuzzard waves at mechanicjay and goes to take a nap
[17:10:15] <arti|work> hogging more ram than say Chrome :P
[17:30:38] <Sulla> At work they gave me a windows 10 laptop so I could do some testing. Thing was operating at 98% cpu capacity with just the base OS running. Processor was an early i7 at 3.0
[17:31:04] <Sulla> LIke, i get micro$oft wanting to sell all my personal data and designing the OS around that, but they just failed so hard in what feels like every way possible
[17:33:23] <hopdevil> it is incredible how noisy a base win10 install is on the network
[17:46:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Evidence Points to Chinese Origin for Ozone-Depleting Chemical Emissions - http://sylnt.us - if-it-walk-like-a-duck
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[19:35:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Debunk the Effectiveness of EnChroma Glasses for Colorblind People - http://sylnt.us - but-the-internet-said-it-was-a-miracle
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[21:26:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Big Bees Fly Better in Hotter Temps Than Smaller Ones Do - http://sylnt.us
[22:55:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Pledges $25 Million to "AI for Social Good" Program - http://sylnt.us
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