#Soylent | Logs for 2018-10-19
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[00:06:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Concept for a Crewed Airship Mission in Venus's Upper Atmosphere - http://sylnt.us - wreak-it
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[01:09:25] <cmn32480> some days I love my kids...
[01:09:41] <cmn32480> tonight they voted on BAcon egg and cheese sammiches for dinner
[01:09:59] <cmn32480> my oldest even offered me the last bagel
[01:10:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> em's some good kids
[01:10:27] <Bytram> good kids learn from good parents
[01:10:33] <cmn32480> 4 people.. 1lb of bacon.. and 11 eggs
[01:10:57] <cmn32480> and of course the extra bacon went on the side
[01:11:22] <Bytram> 11 / 4 lemme see carry the one, divide... ummm... crack 'em all up into a bowl, stir, and serve
[01:11:40] <Bytram> may want to cook 'em first, though
[01:11:59] <cmn32480> 2 for each of the youngest
[01:12:03] <cmn32480> 3 for the oldest
[01:12:07] <cmn32480> 4 for dad
[01:12:11] <cmn32480> and the remainder of the bacon
[01:13:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> only one pound for four people?
[01:13:36] <Bytram> two of them people were kids
[01:13:53] <Bytram> oh, 3 kids.
[01:13:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> we make three pounds for four people, two being kids. along with a dozen eggs and a pound or two of sausage.
[01:14:09] <cmn32480> 3 were kids
[01:14:15] * Bytram can hear the arteries crackling from here
[01:14:15] <cmn32480> 6, 8, and 9
[01:14:23] <Bytram> that makes 23!
[01:14:54] <Bytram> speaking of food, I should prepare something for dinner
[01:14:59] <Bytram> ;)
[01:15:14] <Bytram> biab
[01:36:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Fake Moon" Could Illuminate Chinese City - http://sylnt.us - Checkmate,-moon-believers!
[01:37:06] <Bytram> =g scintilating sarcoma
[01:37:06] <upstart> https://en.wikipedia.org - Scintillating scotoma - Wikipedia
[01:37:23] <Bytram> =g scintilating scotoma
[01:37:25] <upstart> https://en.wikipedia.org - Scintillating scotoma - Wikipedia
[02:41:43] <Bytram> time for bed
[02:41:49] <Bytram> have a great night everyone!
[03:17:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New 100-mile Electric Van Matches Diesel Vans on Price, Workhorse Says - http://sylnt.us - don't-look-a-workhorse-in-the-grille
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[04:35:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New 100-Mile Electric Van Matches Diesel Vans on Price, Workhorse Says - http://sylnt.us - don't-look-a-workhorse-in-the-grille
[04:57:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Shares Plans for 96-Layer TLC NAND, QLC NAND, and 2nd-Generation "Z-NAND" - http://sylnt.us - onions-have-layers
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[06:35:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Get Lost in Mega-Tunnels Dug by South American Megafauna - http://sylnt.us - can-you-dig-it?
[07:37:08] <FatPhil> https://www.dailykos.com
[07:37:10] <upstart> ^ 03DonaldDaters, the dating app for Trump supporters, leaks all users' private information on first day
[07:45:48] <chromas> Never trust (((Silicon Valley)))
[07:46:08] <chromas> They should've waited a few more days for maximum dirt
[07:48:41] <boru> I'm amazed that people fall for the marketting of these things and don't get the overwhelming stench of honeypot from them.
[07:49:30] <boru> They've convinced people that it's cool to carry around a tracking device, send your DNA samples off to ancestry services, share your pictures and personal information on linkedin and other social networks.
[07:49:50] <boru> People just seem to be getting less and less intelligent and capable of critical thinking.
[07:50:32] <boru> Hopefully this will wake some people up to better opsec.
[07:52:06] <chromas> I thought it was a trap, but according to the farticle, it's just standard cloudscale incompetence
[07:59:20] * chromas reads the comment circlejerk
[08:06:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Tornadoes are Popping up East of the Mississippi - http://sylnt.us - 🎶-the-answer-is-blowin'-in-the-wind-🎶
[08:09:21] <FatPhil> hopefully it won't
[08:09:51] <FatPhil> The more traits that I have that make me superior to the masses I have, the more superior I get to feel!
[08:10:02] <FatPhil> It's the little things...
[08:15:34] * boru chuckles.
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[08:43:10] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, 18°C/65°F, 1:43 am PDT, Friday, 19 October 2018
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[09:44:53] <chromas> https://www.technology.org
[09:44:53] <upstart> ^ 03Bony-eared assfish - who thought of this name? How come this is an official name of the species?
[09:45:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Epic Games Sues YouTubers Promoting Fortnite Cheating Software - http://sylnt.us - trusting-values-sent-from-the-client-is-an-Epic-fail
[10:39:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:39:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4386
[10:39:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> SFW: https://scontent-mia3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[10:39:51] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:39:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4387
[10:39:54] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:39:56] * exec amazingly refactors a triply-linked list of pecan sandies for TheMightyBuzzard
[10:40:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[10:40:04] * exec romantically connects a tcp stream of MP to Bytram
[10:40:28] <Bytram> multiprocessing? minister of parliament?
[10:47:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> manky popcorn?
[10:48:32] * Bytram lost his appetite
[10:51:19] * chromas finds it, puts it to use
[10:52:02] <upstart> $burrito chromas
[10:52:14] <upstart> :(
[10:54:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should write that into MrPlow
[10:54:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:54:42] <MrPlow> Today: Mostly sunny skies this morning will become overcast during the afternoon. Slight chance of a rain shower. High 69F. Winds SW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies. High 69F. Winds NW at 10 to 15 mph.
[10:54:52] <Bytram> ~burrito upstart
[10:55:03] <Bytram> !burrito upstart
[10:55:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool, good enough for fishin tomorrow and the catfish should be getting their pre-winter feeding push on.
[10:55:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> again, SFW: https://scontent-mia3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[10:58:56] <chromas> ~macro ~burrito * privmsg
[10:58:56] * chromas chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at %%trailing%%
[10:58:56] <Bytram> cookies++
[10:58:56] <Bender> karma - cookies: 15
[10:58:57] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~burrito" and PRIVMSG command template "
[10:58:57] * exec chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at %%trailing%%
[10:59:13] <chromas> ~burrito upstart
[10:59:15] * exec chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at upstart
[10:59:42] <Bytram> ~burrito randomtext
[10:59:43] * exec chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at randomtext
[10:59:56] <Bytram> ~burrito random text containing more than one word
[10:59:58] * exec chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at random text containing more than one word
[11:00:50] <chromas> MrPlow's burrito chute could support random burritos
[11:01:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah
[11:01:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> =taco chromas
[11:01:07] * upstart slides a fish taco over to chromas
[11:01:37] <chromas> I'm insulted that it doesn't insult me
[11:01:46] <chromas> Hey, it worked! I'm insulted anyway
[11:01:50] <Bytram> going all Mexican foods this morning, it seems.
[11:01:54] <Bytram> bacon++
[11:01:55] <Bender> karma - bacon: 334
[11:02:15] <chromas> bacon taco pizzas
[11:02:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno exactly when folks started putting bacon on pizzas but it was absolute genius whoever thought of it first
[11:03:46] <Bytram> pizza with ham + sausage + bacon + pepperoni + hamburg = meat lovers delight
[11:04:20] <Bytram> could you call it a... paleo pizza?
[11:05:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i been going with hamburger, bacon, extra cheese, onions, and mushrooms lately
[11:07:48] <chromas> meatsa
[11:09:12] <chromas> meatsa going home-a!
[11:09:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[11:09:44] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with great pleasure
[11:10:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd a jar-jar of pickles-pickles
[11:10:19] <MrPlow> "a jar-jar of pickles-pickles" added.
[11:14:53] <Bytram> meatsa pizza?
[11:15:04] * Bytram groans
[11:15:57] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders getting stuff done this morning
[11:16:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, think i'd rather go sit on my reading chair a bit then have a smoke.
[11:16:18] * Bytram ponders going back to bed... has the late shift tonight at work
[11:16:35] <Bytram> and do you read on your sitting chair?
[11:16:37] <Bytram> ;)
[11:17:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope
[11:17:52] * TheMightyBuzzard replies after having read Bytram's message while sitting in his chair
[11:18:39] <Bytram> too much potential referential ambiguity there...
[11:18:46] * Bytram goes to get moah coffee
[11:18:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, saw this and immediately thought of you: https://techraptor.net
[11:18:53] <upstart> ^ 03Nutaku's Sexbot Quality Assurance Simulator Adds More Variety In A Step Towards Inclusivity
[11:25:02] * Bytram has been up for 3 hours already... seriously considers going back to bed
[11:25:15] <Bytram> sleep wins... laters!
[11:26:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook's Election 'War Room' Takes Aim at Fake Information - http://sylnt.us - press-play
[11:26:44] <chromas> They'd better make the gender option a slider
[11:27:54] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:27:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4388
[11:28:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, nah, just use #SSGGBB (straight/gay/bi) notation like for colors
[11:28:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:28:41] * exec covertly allocates a hammerfs volume of maple syrup for cmn32480
[11:28:49] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:28:57] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:28:59] * exec explicitly gives a bongload of buttleak to TheMightyBuzzard
[11:29:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> you win
[11:29:13] <cmn32480> totally
[11:36:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday cmn32480
[11:36:24] * exec disturbingly irritates a buzzfeed list of poutine with cmn32480
[11:36:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday chromas
[11:36:30] * exec analiciously whips up a dong of corn muffins for chromas
[11:36:31] <cmn32480> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[11:36:33] * exec unwillingly passes a broken promise of Banana Assault! to AndyTheAbsurd
[11:36:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:36:37] * exec quietly farts a pair of used panties full of herpes at TheMightyBuzzard
[11:36:42] <cmn32480> ~gday chromas
[11:36:45] * exec spontaneously deallocates a buzzfeed list of Soylent Newds from chromas
[11:36:48] <chromas> ~g'day AndyTheAbsurd
[11:36:50] * exec sneakily tosses a raid 4 volume of memory leeks to AndyTheAbsurd
[11:36:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[11:36:51] <chromas> ~g'day cmn32480
[11:36:55] * exec flatulantly hucks a jar jar of ribs at AndyTheAbsurd
[11:36:56] <chromas> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard
[11:36:56] * exec genuinely mixes some stock footage of me lucky charms with cmn32480
[11:36:59] * exec single-candidly separates a sweaty armpit of salt from TheMightyBuzzard
[11:37:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday chromas
[11:37:09] * exec implicitly pilfers an XFS volume of granola from chromas
[11:37:30] <chromas> takin' my list o' newds and my granolas :(
[11:37:56] <cmn32480> i rad that as grandmas initially
[11:39:00] <chromas> yeah, you can keep grandmas newds
[11:39:53] * cmn32480 shurgs...
[11:40:04] <cmn32480> not all grandmas are old and shriveld.
[11:40:25] <cmn32480> get the "right" family... and she might be south of 40.
[11:41:13] <cmn32480> woman I used to work with was a grandma at 34
[11:41:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> some women are still smokin' hot at 40 or above.
[11:41:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> Katherine Winnick comes to mind.
[11:41:35] <cmn32480> she had her daughter in highschool... and her daughter got preggers in high school
[11:42:46] <cmn32480> MILF porn exists for a reason
[11:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> the whole having kids at over 21 thing is relatively new to humanity, really. being a grandma at 30 wasn't unusual back a hundred years ago.
[11:45:24] <cmn32480> the Buzzard knows... he was alive then
[11:45:41] <cmn32480> but he is not incorrect either
[11:45:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'true
[11:46:02] <cmn32480> having kids over 50 was unheard of until but a few years ago
[11:46:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm always right, even when i'm wrong
[11:46:30] <cmn32480> you may be right... I may be crazy
[11:46:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt you may be right
[11:46:55] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:46:57] <upstart> ^ 03Billy Joel - You May Be Right (Lyrics)
[11:47:18] <cmn32480> 2 points for the buzzard
[11:47:25] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard++
[11:47:26] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 329
[11:47:28] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard++
[11:47:28] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 330
[11:47:33] <cmn32480> see? 2 points
[11:48:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i almost wanna go drop $20 on a lotto ticket or two. $970M could buy me a whole lot of fishin gear.
[11:48:43] <chromas> and a lotto lot of tickets
[11:48:46] * cmn32480 was thinking the same thing
[11:49:05] <cmn32480> you could pay people to finish the church
[11:49:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. they'd screw it up.
[11:49:55] <chromas> pay? it's a church. community service!
[11:49:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> bee guy will be out there within a week though, so we should be able to start on the stuff it's been holding up soon.
[11:52:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, that song won me $10. my dad swore it was the stones so i felt it my duty to educate him with a monetary setback so it'd stick better.
[11:53:35] <cmn32480> lol
[11:53:50] <cmn32480> Billy Joel is probably my favorite songwriter of all time
[11:53:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...how do you confuse Billy Joel with the Rolling Stones?
[11:54:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, listen to the song again. it's easy as hell for that particular one.
[11:55:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dig billy joel but he ain't by no means my favorite
[11:55:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh the guitar work is definitely Stones-esque
[11:56:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> voice too
[11:56:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds a lot more like mick than billy in that song
[11:56:56] <cmn32480> been my favorite since I was a kid
[11:58:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> Not IMO. I mean, it's definitely not typical Billy Joel, but I wouldn't go to Mick Jagger as my guess.
[11:59:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> (But I may have certain advantages there, as I tend to more attention to voices than most people - partly because the part of my brain that's supposed to differentiate faces is mostly broken, so voice is a strong identifier for me.)
[12:01:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dug on the beatles, alabama, and quiet riot as a kid. i never did have just one style i liked.
[12:02:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> why limit yourself?
[12:03:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno. lot of folks do though.
[12:03:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:03:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:03:44] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 672
[12:03:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> lots of folks are idiots.
[12:04:18] <boru> Never a truer word spoken.
[12:04:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're not wrong
[12:20:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> break for a little bit of vidya then busy for the morning
[12:56:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australian Government Cracks Down on Online Piracy - http://sylnt.us - I'd-steal-a-car-and-a-DVD
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[14:26:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Slavery Was Never Abolished – It Affects Millions, and You May Be Funding It - http://sylnt.us - or-suffering-it
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[15:48:50] <Freeman> The link on this story is broken: https://soylentnews.org
[15:48:51] <upstart> ^ 03Slavery Was Never Abolished – It Affects Millions, and You May Be Funding It - SoylentNews
[15:49:17] <Freeman> Broken Link: https://www.ilo.org
[15:49:51] <Freeman> Gives error: 404 - Page Not Found
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[15:53:59] <Freeman> Figured, I sould also post the right link: https://www.ilo.org
[15:54:01] <upstart> ^ 03ILO says forced labour generates annual profits of US$ 150 billion
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[17:06:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Wants to Fix 'filter Bubbles' on the Social Network - http://sylnt.us - #canceltwitter
[17:14:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> there are only two hard problem in computer science: strong artificial intelligence, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
[18:36:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Grow Functioning Human Neural Networks in 3D From Stem Cells - http://sylnt.us - hybrot-starter
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[19:24:04] <joepublic> .nickserv identify hunter2
[19:24:12] <joepublic> oops
[19:25:33] <chromas> Don't use hunter2. Everyone knows that one. Try 12345
[19:25:50] <joepublic> Hey, my luggage.
[19:26:17] <chromas> Wait, you too?
[19:26:31] * chromas changes it to hunter12345
[19:30:56] <joepublic> Today I learned that it is very, very easy to make spicy peanut curry.
[19:36:12] <joepublic> blender + water + roasted peanuts + ginger + red pepper = done.
[20:27:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Plant Hormone Makes Space Farming a Possibility - http://sylnt.us - fungi-in-space
[22:47:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MIT Researchers Claim to Have a Solution for Some Speculative Execution Attacks - http://sylnt.us - speculative-solution
[22:52:51] <takyon> peanut curry eh
[22:53:18] <takyon> yeah that looks like a good combo. maybe add it to coconut milk and other stuff
[22:54:33] <joepublic> I can't think of a reason for it to taste good, but it does. I ended up adding xylitol sweetener, water chestnuts, snap beans, and bits of pork. It was amazingly good, much better than it should have been considering it was based on roasted peanuts.
[22:55:15] <takyon> you basically made peanut butter from scratch
[22:55:47] <takyon> https://www.consumerreports.org
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