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[00:37:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Medtronic Locks Out Vulnerable Pacemaker Programmer Kit - http://sylnt.us - open-your-heart-to-me,-baby,-I-hold-the-lock-and-you-hold-the-key
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[01:44:37] <joepublic> I was reading an article on your website and some guy said that this channel was friendly and chatty unlike most IRC channels these days. That true?
[01:47:08] <chromas> Sometimes it's chatty
[01:47:38] <joepublic> That's a pretty friendly and welcoming answer, to be honest. Thanks.
[01:50:11] * chromas sees there's a Joepublic user on the site, but the only comment is from 2014
[01:50:13] <Deucalion> Hi Joe!
[01:50:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[01:50:31] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a pair of juggs
[01:50:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, friendly
[01:51:15] <joepublic> I see. Friendly.
[01:51:20] * Deucalion gets a blackeye and wonders if there was a twin at birth
[01:52:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're mostly chatty in the mornings and evenings weekdays. rest of the time is potluck
[01:52:07] * chromas puts a bag of peas on Deucalion's blackeye
[01:52:08] * Deucalion hugs joepublic.... after seeking permission.
[01:52:50] <joepublic> I don't pay for many things that are optional, but soylentnews is a thing I pay. (that and fsf monthly membership.)
[01:53:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[01:53:39] <MrPlow> Today: Mostly clear. Lows overnight in the low 40s. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies. High 63F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph.
[01:54:03] <joepublic> Isn't weather usually tied to a geographical location?
[01:54:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... if i had a working motor i'd hafta take my boat out tomorrow
[01:54:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i think it's #weather-add <zipcode or city, state> to set your default
[01:54:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[01:54:41] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk, join, part, tell, klingon, g, sammich, sammichadd, say, pissoff, dieinafire, quit, nelson
[01:54:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> no -
[01:55:07] <joepublic> #weatheradd Mcmurdo Station
[01:55:07] <MrPlow> Location for joepublic set to Mcmurdo Station
[01:55:13] <joepublic> okay, nice.
[01:55:39] <Deucalion> Must be chilly
[01:55:40] <joepublic> I am guessing "Today: Cold. Tonight: Cold. Tomorrow: Cold."
[01:56:00] <joepublic> #weather
[01:56:00] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[01:56:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrplow's picky about locations because the api he uses is picky
[01:56:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather Mcmurdo Station, antarctica
[01:56:19] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. High near 0F. Winds NW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Overcast. High near 10F. Winds WNW at 5 to 10 mph.
[01:56:28] <Deucalion> I'm guessing "FATALITY... most of the time... why the fuck are you reading the weather if you are here"
[01:56:41] <joepublic> Yeah I've written weather clients for conky. Weather data is surprisingly nonstandardized.
[01:56:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> has to have city, state or place, country or whatever. test with #weather location first
[01:58:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #bnk
[01:58:05] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:59:22] * TheMightyBuzzard loves that video
[01:59:38] <joepublic> I have often wondered why youtube videos are domain/watch?gibberish-code instead of domain/meaningful-slug-for-video-title.
[02:00:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> so you can rickroll people
[02:02:19] <chromas> You just have to be more creative https://www.youtube.com
[02:03:05] <joepublic> exactly.
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[02:04:35] <chromas> the suggested videos give it away.algorithms--
[02:04:39] <chromas> algorithms--
[02:04:39] <Bender> karma - algorithms: -1
[02:05:16] <joepublic> not to mention the comments such as "dude I just totally got rickrolled"
[02:05:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey... no titles.
[02:06:01] * TheMightyBuzzard texts cmn32480
[02:07:01] <chromas> Yeah, he should totally give me shell access to his box >:)
[02:07:20] <cmn32480> f**king exec
[02:07:26] <cmn32480> he'd been so good recently too...
[02:08:14] * TheMightyBuzzard gives chromas shell access to all of the things
[02:08:47] <joepublic> free root shell accounts! Just add your own box... distrowatch.com
[02:09:03] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
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[02:09:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday exec
[02:09:17] * exec seductively $action a bottle of hornets $preposition exec
[02:09:38] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[02:09:40] * exec analiciously violates Ajit Pai's giant Reese's cup of buck feta with TheMightyBuzzard
[02:09:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[02:09:48] * exec homogeneously instantiates a github of scripts for cmn32480
[02:09:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich
[02:09:59] * MrPlow whips up a dirty dirty hooker sammich for TheMightyBuzzard
[02:10:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot!
[02:10:06] <cmn32480> #sammich
[02:10:06] * MrPlow whips up a creampuff sammich for cmn32480
[02:11:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, clock says it's bedtime and i'm not inclined to argue.
[02:11:15] <cmn32480> good plan
[02:11:25] <joepublic> Yeah I just had a night-time cup of nice hot theraflu for bedtime.
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[02:14:46] * cmn32480 shoudl log into the box exec runs on more often...
[02:15:04] <cmn32480> it had 168 updates...
[02:15:30] <cmn32480> just for packages
[02:15:35] <cmn32480> another 101 for security
[02:16:04] * TheMightyBuzzard just has the one package
[02:16:48] <cmn32480> and it is very small
[02:17:30] <cmn32480> at least that's what she told me
[02:18:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's fair. zero bytes and planning on remaining so.
[02:18:36] * TheMightyBuzzard fucks off
[02:18:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 1670 Nova May Have Been Caused by a Collision Between a White Dwarf and a Brown Dwarf - http://sylnt.us - Grumpy-got-tired-of-hearing-Sneezy-and-KaPow!
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[03:12:22] <TheRealLuciusSulla> How does disagree mod effect my ratio
[03:21:33] <chromas> Disagrees that you give out?
[03:21:46] * chromas doesn't know
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[03:56:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cannabis Becomes Legal in Canada - http://sylnt.us - hi
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[05:36:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Netflix Burns More Cash, Set to Spend $8 Billion on Original Content in 2018 - http://sylnt.us - and-I-thought-a-night-out-at-the-movies-was-expensive
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[07:07:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Qualcomm Announces 802.11ay Wi-Fi Chips that Can Transmit 10 Gbps Within Line-of-Sight - http://sylnt.us - like-a-laser-with-a-very-wide-beam
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[08:46:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - BepiColombo Mission to Mercury Set for Launch on October 20 - http://sylnt.us - good-luck-mio-chan
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[10:05:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:05:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4383
[10:05:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-mia3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[10:26:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Panasonic Shows Off Blinders for Humans - http://sylnt.us - none-so-blind-as-he-who-would-not-see
[10:29:47] <boru> Didn't the site used to put the target site name beside URLs?
[10:30:21] <boru> I try to avoide the verge for journalism like: "The Wear Space certainly has a dystopian vibe. It looks like a high-tech version of the “wings” (or bonnets) worn by characters in the TV adaptation of The Handmaid’s Tale. In the book, these are designed to hide the wearer from view but also limit their ability to perceive their surroundings, smothering any feelings of independence or freedom."
[10:32:54] <chromas> It does for comments if you're logged out; optional if logged in
[10:33:05] <chromas> For stories it doesn't (but it does for subs)
[10:35:20] <boru> That's annoying.
[10:35:39] <boru> I suppose I can just blackhole the DNS for crap like the verge.
[10:38:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, it's a setting you can set independently for comments and stories.
[10:39:54] <boru> It's odd, I was almost certain that it was the default.
[10:39:59] <boru> Where's the setting?
[10:40:30] <boru> Tell me your secrets.
[10:40:50] <boru> Ah, found it.
[10:41:09] <boru> Thanks man.
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[10:54:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. sorry, was out smoking.
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[11:31:51] <chromas> https://medicalxpress.com
[11:31:54] <upstart> ^ 03Engineered enzyme eliminates nicotine addiction in preclinical tests
[11:31:55] <chromas> Take that, TheMightyBuzzard!
[11:36:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas nice. rats don't need to be smoking anyway. drives prices up.
[11:51:53] <FatPhil> https://www.newsweek.com
[11:51:55] <upstart> ^ 03Who was the first rapper? Russia claims this Soviet poet invented rap music
[11:53:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> in soviet russia, the po-lees fuck you
[11:56:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trivial Authentication Bypass in Libssh Leaves Servers Wide Open - http://sylnt.us - I-can-come-in-now
[11:58:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:58:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, exec died AGAIN?
[11:58:33] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:58:41] <Bytram> what a chatty lot you all have been!
[11:58:49] * Bytram catches up on scrollback
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[12:03:54] * TheMightyBuzzard cheers cmn32480
[12:04:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake exec
[12:04:02] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a banana cream pie
[12:05:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480++
[12:05:05] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 94
[12:06:38] <Bytram> we need another bot, call it "cexe" (exec spelled backwards) that, when invoked, restarts exec.
[12:06:44] <Bytram> cmn32480++
[12:06:44] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 95
[12:06:47] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:06:48] * exec implicitly integrates an assfull of Krusty Burgers with TheMightyBuzzard
[12:06:53] <Bytram> !uid
[12:06:53] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 7143, owned by rockchalkie
[12:06:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[12:06:57] * exec whole-heartedly refactors 30-clip magazine of source code for Bytram
[12:07:20] <Bytram> I think I one that won
[12:08:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, i think i figured out why this universe sucks so hard
[12:08:31] <Bytram> we says with much gravity
[12:08:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's obviously written in java or some other bullshit language.
[12:08:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> otherwise i wouldn't have to worry about garbage collection.
[12:08:52] <Bytram> must be the lousy garbage collection
[12:08:57] <Bytram> ninja'd
[12:09:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, i still got an hour to get it to the curb
[12:10:22] <cmn32480> wait... you wanna name a bot cexe?
[12:10:30] <cmn32480> it'll have to be a girl
[12:10:39] <Bytram> will they take construction debris, or are you going to have to haul that off to a dump or...??
[12:11:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> definitely needs a crutchys.brothel vhost then
[12:12:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, we're gonna get an enormous dumpster delivered when necessary
[12:12:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> pay rental on the dumpster and by the pound when it's picked up
[12:13:39] <Bytram> Ahhh, makes sense. make sure to have it placed so that any rain drains out. Water is dense and heavy.
[12:14:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're not water tight
[12:14:26] <cmn32480> and they usually have a drain hole
[12:14:39] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:14:41] * exec implicitly blows a bucket of a single bacterium at TheMightyBuzzard
[12:14:42] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[12:14:44] * exec inadequately coalesces a +1 mace of more coffee n nicotine with bytram
[12:14:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:14:47] * exec slowly tosses a dumpster full of estrogen to cmn32480
[12:14:52] <Bytram> easily clogged drain hole, at that.
[12:15:17] <Bytram> Just make sure the back end is higher than the front (loading) side and it'll make sure you pay no more than you need to.
[12:15:26] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[12:15:28] * exec sexually bitchslaps a ring buffer of 1-UP mushrooms with cmn32480
[12:16:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now the trash is going in the sanctuary. no point in renting for several months.
[12:17:47] <Bytram> nodnod
[12:17:56] <cmn32480> sounds blasphemous
[12:18:19] <Bytram> just make sure everything can make it out the door.
[12:18:35] <Bytram> or keep a sawzall handy
[12:18:42] <Bytram> for the door
[12:18:45] <Bytram> =)
[12:19:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> double doors. church.
[12:19:13] <Bytram> double wide, then?
[12:19:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[12:19:29] <cmn32480> no... a church.. not a double wide
[12:20:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt queen of my double wide trailer
[12:20:16] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:20:18] <upstart> ^ 03Sammy Kershaw - Queen Of My Double Wide Trailer
[12:21:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i need nicotine and the trash needs gathered up and took to the curb. might as well combine both efforts.
[12:22:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:22:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:22:03] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 671
[12:22:24] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: so you are heading out to smoke the trash?
[12:24:35] <Bytram> break time for me, too.
[12:24:37] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:24:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4384
[12:39:44] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:39:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4385
[13:06:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Taking a Back Seat - http://sylnt.us - always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life
[13:16:02] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: you should get a Jesusonic for your church https://www.cockos.com
[13:16:03] <upstart> ^ 03Cockos Incorporated | Jesusonic
[13:16:31] <chromas> (from the guys who brought you WinAMP)
[13:31:22] * FatPhil harumps. My g/f just likenned my perl code to zoidberg ascii art
[13:31:49] <FatPhil> last if(($op+=($_=~tr/(/(/))==($cl+=($_=~tr/)/)/)));
[13:32:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i thought that was all perl code
[13:35:42] <FatPhil> close enough
[13:35:59] <FatPhil> Now all you have to do is guess what the function does!
[13:36:20] <chromas> "Hello world!"
[13:36:22] <FatPhil> please tell me when you've worked it out, i haven't got a clue
[13:36:33] <FatPhil> just like all perl code
[13:37:09] <chromas> Wow, what stereotyping. Much bigotry
[13:37:21] <chromas> I bet you profile your code, too!
[13:39:27] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[13:39:29] <upstart> ^ 03Chappelle's Show - PopCopy - Uncensored
[13:43:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, i'd need to know what was in $op, $cl, and $_ to tell you specifics but it looks like it makes sure you have the same number of (s as you have )s
[13:44:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> or rather exits whatever loop you're in if they are balanced
[13:48:10] <FatPhil> yup, it's a poor man's expression bracket matcher
[13:49:20] <FatPhil> I've split into segments on the commas, and I'm trying to find the comma where the left side has equal (s and )s (the enclosing ( is already stripped)
[13:49:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[13:49:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it works i'm not gonna argue
[13:50:46] <FatPhil> https://pastebin.com
[13:50:47] <upstart> ^ 03[Perl] #!/usr/bin/perl -w - Pastebin.com
[13:51:40] <FatPhil> e.g. try it on: (ne(and(a,b),or(and(a,c),or(b,c))),or(eq(a,b),ne(c,d)))
[13:52:23] <FatPhil> Any crouton who writes expressions that complicated in their webpage templates (which, given that it's my website, will be me) deserves to have things fail on them
[13:53:07] <FatPhil> GIGO for ever
[13:55:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads that's brutal
[13:57:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, tag balancing in rehash ain't a whole lot prettier
[13:59:00] <FatPhil> I've still not thought how I will accept/process user-input HTML on my site. At the moment I'm just entity escaping everything, which is the ultimate WYSIWYG, &entities; and all.
[14:02:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, i gotta go find and fix our journal bugs with entities and unicode sometime soon
[14:04:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i'm out for a while. stuff to do.
[14:12:34] <chromas> You should entity-escape even the letters and numbers
[14:48:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Puppeteer Caroll Spinney Announces Retirement from Sesame Street - http://sylnt.us - maybe-he-caught-the-bird-flu
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[16:26:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Greenhouse Emissions Fell in 2017 as Coal Plants Shut - http://sylnt.us - what-do-I-do-with-all-these-burner-inserters?
[17:01:46] <cmn32480> my house was so quiet before the kids got home
[17:01:54] <cmn32480> it was so nice being just me and the dog
[17:23:00] <chromas> But now it's ruff
[17:23:18] <joepublic> chromas++
[17:23:18] <Bender> karma - chromas: 232
[17:33:37] <cmn32480> chromas++
[17:33:37] <Bender> karma - chromas: 233
[17:33:55] <cmn32480> but at least she went to the groomer yesterday adn smells good now
[17:52:31] <Bytram> decongestants++
[17:52:31] <Bender> karma - decongestants: 1
[17:56:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> pseudoephedrine?
[17:56:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> It's basically "meth lite".
[17:56:36] <cmn32480> the god stuff had real ephedra in it... not that pseudo crap
[17:57:40] <joepublic> pseudophedrine is a decongestant that works really well and used to be about $1 for 24 pills. Now it's the same thing, but called "that meth thing" and costs $12.99 at the pharmacy window for a something like 8 pills after you show your government ID and sign a paper saying that you torture babies.
[17:58:41] <joepublic> In its place in OTC decongestants is phenelyprine, which works fine if you spray it directly into your nose (it's the active ingredient in 4-hour nasal sprays), but doesn't work all that well if you eat it and pretend it's Sudafed.
[17:59:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yup...taking phenelyphrine orally is just throwing money away.
[17:59:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> I need decongestant, I always get the behind-the-counter stuff. Fortunately you don't (yet) need a prescription for it.
[18:00:28] <Bytram> It's nice to... breathe
[18:00:39] <Bytram> allergies--
[18:00:39] <Bender> karma - allergies: -21
[18:01:22] <chromas> Try sudophedrine; it just asks for a password
[18:04:19] <joepublic> you're missing an e.
[18:04:38] <Bytram> chromas: s//e/g
[18:05:02] <Bytram> I think I just killed exec
[18:05:12] <Bytram> chromas: s/./e/g
[18:05:32] <joepublic> how about s/doph/doeph/g
[18:05:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - At Facebook, Public Funds Join Push to Remove Zuckerberg as Chairman - http://sylnt.us - can't-zucc-the-Zuck!
[18:05:53] <joepublic> replacing all the nothing in the universe with something would make it pretty crowded, even if it's line by line
[18:06:08] <cmn32480> ~nelson
[18:06:12] <exec> 03: HA! HA!
[18:06:19] <cmn32480> exec is still alive
[18:08:02] <Bytram> cmn32480: s/e/ee/g
[18:08:09] <Bytram> ~sed on
[18:08:11] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[18:08:14] <Bytram> lol!
[18:08:15] <Bytram> cmn32480: s/e/ee/g
[18:08:19] <exec> <Bytram> <cmn32480> eexeec is still alivee
[18:08:26] <Bytram> ta dah!
[18:09:45] * cmn32480 is far more confused than normal
[18:10:14] <joepublic> Bytram: s/!/<-pats-self-on-back/g
[18:10:16] <exec> <joepublic> <Bytram> ta dah<-pats-self-on-back
[18:10:47] <Bytram> joepublic++ you got it!!
[18:10:47] <Bender> karma - joepublic: 1
[18:11:07] * Bytram hopes it is not contagious
[18:17:15] * cmn32480 hopes it isn't syphilis
[18:17:46] <joepublic> I am pretty sure syphilis is contagious, but it's just something I heard
[18:18:32] <cmn32480> ~g is syphilis contagious
[18:18:40] <cmn32480> damnit... wrong bot
[18:18:43] <Bytram> lol
[18:18:48] <cmn32480> #g is syphilis contagious
[18:18:48] <MrPlow> https://www.everydayhealth.com - "Jun 13, 2018 ... Syphilis is a bacterial infection typically spread through sexual contact (STD). ... Syphilis may continue to be contagious in the early latent stage, ..."
[18:18:49] <upstart> ^ 03What Is Syphilis? | Everyday Health
[18:19:13] <Bytram> ahh! the bot is back!
[18:19:22] <Bytram> we now also have:
[18:19:26] <Bytram> =g bot
[18:19:27] <upstart> https://en.wikipedia.org - Internet bot - Wikipedia
[18:19:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> can we have a =gi to Google Image search?
[18:19:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> I want
[18:19:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> =g goliath bird eater
[18:19:57] <upstart> https://en.wikipedia.org - Goliath birdeater - Wikipedia
[18:19:57] <cmn32480> I thought mrplow was down for the count due to RMA usage or some such
[18:20:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> to be even more frightening than it already is.
[18:20:09] <joepublic> presumably it would render the result as ascii art?
[18:20:19] <cmn32480> #sammich
[18:20:19] * MrPlow whips up a Wham sammich for cmn32480
[18:20:33] <Bytram> #sammich
[18:20:33] * MrPlow whips up a chicken fried boogers sammich for Bytram
[18:20:39] <Bytram> Yeck!
[18:20:44] <cmn32480> I think I won
[18:20:45] * Bytram *was* hungry!
[18:20:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> #sammich TheMightyBuzzard
[18:20:52] * MrPlow sneaks up behind TheMightyBuzzard and cuts their throat
[18:20:52] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced TheMightyBuzzard's corpse sammiches for everyone in #Soylent
[18:21:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> there we go.
[18:21:05] <joepublic> None for me, thanks.
[18:21:12] <Bytram> ^^^ same here
[18:21:39] <joepublic> And frankly, a poor choice for sandwich meat. Indians are rumored to be very tough.
[18:24:31] <Bytram> speaking of sammiches, I really should make a bite to eat... biab
[18:25:25] <cmn32480> I've seen his picture... rather stringy... and there is a high chance of hair in your food
[18:26:07] <joepublic> It's an often-suppressed fact that hair is made of 100% protein.
[18:26:33] <cmn32480> also it makes good dental floss... but given the source, in this instance, I will still pass
[18:26:43] <joepublic> yeah, I already have floss.
[18:26:57] <cmn32480> I thought it was Keratin
[18:27:00] <cmn32480> Caratin?
[18:27:08] <cmn32480> #g caratin
[18:27:08] <MrPlow> https://www.facebook.com - "Rosana Leonel Caratin is on Facebook. Join Facebook to connect with Rosana Leonel Caratin and others you may know. Facebook gives people the power to..."
[18:27:10] <upstart> ^ 03Rosana Leonel Caratin
[18:27:17] <cmn32480> #g what is hair made of
[18:27:17] <MrPlow> https://www.webmd.com - "Mar 11, 2017 ... Hair is simple in structure, but has important functions in social functioning. Hair is made of a tough protein called keratin. A hair follicle anchors ..."
[18:27:18] <upstart> ^ 03Hair (Human Anatomy): Image, Parts, Follicle, Growth, Problems, and More
[18:27:31] <cmn32480> huh
[18:27:43] <cmn32480> I had no idea keratin was a protein
[18:28:01] * cmn32480 files that factoid away for later random regurgitation
[18:28:33] <joepublic> I think uranium tetrafluoride is a salt, but I wouldn't sprinkle it on crackers.
[18:28:46] <pinchy> sounds yummy
[18:28:56] <joepublic> nor munch on protein-rich hair and nails, for similar reasons.
[18:29:21] <pinchy> just what is the "american standard diet"?
[18:29:37] * cmn32480 shurgs
[18:29:51] <joepublic> that which is eaten by an ISO standard american?
[18:29:52] <cmn32480> but if it is like the American Standard toilet, it is made in Mexico
[18:30:38] <joepublic> Mexico is, of course, in North America.
[18:31:17] <cmn32480> it is,
[18:32:13] <cmn32480> but they are referred to, predictably, as Mexicans
[18:32:36] <cmn32480> or, if Marylands former governor MArtin O'Malley is to be believed, "New Americans"
[18:33:06] <joepublic> In Spanish, people from the USA are referred to as "estadounidense", which, being translated, becomes "unitedstatesian"
[18:33:29] <cmn32480> also, "Americanos"
[18:33:52] <joepublic> In Mexican Spanish, this is often shortened to the affectionate short form "gringo".
[18:34:15] <cmn32480> most assuredly
[18:34:27] <cmn32480> like the Hawiians and "howli"
[18:34:44] <Bytram> howli dooli?
[18:34:51] <joepublic> or the rednecks with their "you ain't frum here is ya"
[18:36:01] * Bytram is reminded of being asked to try to translate this: mr ducks. mr not. osar. cm wangs? lib! mr ducks
[18:36:40] <Bytram> joepublic: s/ou //
[18:36:41] <exec> <Bytram> <joepublic> or the rednecks with their "yain't frum here is ya"
[18:36:55] <joepublic> point taken.
[18:37:01] * Bytram goes back to preparing his lunch
[18:37:06] <Bytram> lol
[18:37:26] <joepublic> Culturally-historically, I am a redneck. Both my parents and their parents grew up on rural Carolina farms.
[18:37:41] <joepublic> I am kind of thick-headed, though, and it didn't "take" very well.
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[19:16:49] <chromas> Shouldn't it be United States of American?
[19:26:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Flight of the Dandelion - http://sylnt.us - people-don't-think-nature-be-like-it-is,-but-it-do
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[20:50:53] <Bytram> =g Slashcott
[20:50:54] <upstart> https://wiki.soylentnews.org - The Slashcott - SoylentNews
[21:01:31] <Bytram> nap time
[21:06:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rocket Lab to Build U.S. Launch Site at Wallops Island, Virginia - http://sylnt.us
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[21:31:45] <Bytram> this time for sure!
[22:36:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Letting the Sunshine in May Kill Dust-Dwelling Bacteria - http://sylnt.us - open-your-curtains