#Soylent | Logs for 2018-10-18

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[22:36:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Letting the Sunshine in May Kill Dust-Dwelling Bacteria - http://sylnt.us - open-your-curtains
[21:31:45] <Bytram> this time for sure!
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[21:06:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rocket Lab to Build U.S. Launch Site at Wallops Island, Virginia - http://sylnt.us
[21:01:31] <Bytram> nap time
[20:50:54] <upstart> https://wiki.soylentnews.org - The Slashcott - SoylentNews
[20:50:53] <Bytram> =g Slashcott
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[19:26:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Flight of the Dandelion - http://sylnt.us - people-don't-think-nature-be-like-it-is,-but-it-do
[19:16:49] <chromas> Shouldn't it be United States of American?
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[18:37:41] <joepublic> I am kind of thick-headed, though, and it didn't "take" very well.
[18:37:26] <joepublic> Culturally-historically, I am a redneck. Both my parents and their parents grew up on rural Carolina farms.
[18:37:06] <Bytram> lol
[18:37:01] * Bytram goes back to preparing his lunch
[18:36:55] <joepublic> point taken.
[18:36:41] <exec> <Bytram> <joepublic> or the rednecks with their "yain't frum here is ya"
[18:36:40] <Bytram> joepublic: s/ou //
[18:36:01] * Bytram is reminded of being asked to try to translate this: mr ducks. mr not. osar. cm wangs? lib! mr ducks
[18:34:51] <joepublic> or the rednecks with their "you ain't frum here is ya"
[18:34:44] <Bytram> howli dooli?
[18:34:27] <cmn32480> like the Hawiians and "howli"
[18:34:15] <cmn32480> most assuredly
[18:33:52] <joepublic> In Mexican Spanish, this is often shortened to the affectionate short form "gringo".
[18:33:29] <cmn32480> also, "Americanos"
[18:33:06] <joepublic> In Spanish, people from the USA are referred to as "estadounidense", which, being translated, becomes "unitedstatesian"
[18:32:36] <cmn32480> or, if Marylands former governor MArtin O'Malley is to be believed, "New Americans"
[18:32:13] <cmn32480> but they are referred to, predictably, as Mexicans
[18:31:17] <cmn32480> it is,
[18:30:38] <joepublic> Mexico is, of course, in North America.
[18:29:52] <cmn32480> but if it is like the American Standard toilet, it is made in Mexico
[18:29:51] <joepublic> that which is eaten by an ISO standard american?
[18:29:37] * cmn32480 shurgs
[18:29:21] <pinchy> just what is the "american standard diet"?
[18:28:56] <joepublic> nor munch on protein-rich hair and nails, for similar reasons.
[18:28:46] <pinchy> sounds yummy
[18:28:33] <joepublic> I think uranium tetrafluoride is a salt, but I wouldn't sprinkle it on crackers.
[18:28:01] * cmn32480 files that factoid away for later random regurgitation
[18:27:43] <cmn32480> I had no idea keratin was a protein
[18:27:31] <cmn32480> huh
[18:27:18] <upstart> ^ 03Hair (Human Anatomy): Image, Parts, Follicle, Growth, Problems, and More
[18:27:17] <MrPlow> https://www.webmd.com - "Mar 11, 2017 ... Hair is simple in structure, but has important functions in social functioning. Hair is made of a tough protein called keratin. A hair follicle anchors ..."
[18:27:17] <cmn32480> #g what is hair made of
[18:27:10] <upstart> ^ 03Rosana Leonel Caratin
[18:27:08] <MrPlow> https://www.facebook.com - "Rosana Leonel Caratin is on Facebook. Join Facebook to connect with Rosana Leonel Caratin and others you may know. Facebook gives people the power to..."
[18:27:08] <cmn32480> #g caratin
[18:27:00] <cmn32480> Caratin?
[18:26:57] <cmn32480> I thought it was Keratin
[18:26:43] <joepublic> yeah, I already have floss.
[18:26:33] <cmn32480> also it makes good dental floss... but given the source, in this instance, I will still pass
[18:26:07] <joepublic> It's an often-suppressed fact that hair is made of 100% protein.
[18:25:25] <cmn32480> I've seen his picture... rather stringy... and there is a high chance of hair in your food
[18:24:31] <Bytram> speaking of sammiches, I really should make a bite to eat... biab
[18:21:39] <joepublic> And frankly, a poor choice for sandwich meat. Indians are rumored to be very tough.
[18:21:12] <Bytram> ^^^ same here
[18:21:05] <joepublic> None for me, thanks.
[18:21:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> there we go.
[18:20:52] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced TheMightyBuzzard's corpse sammiches for everyone in #Soylent
[18:20:52] * MrPlow sneaks up behind TheMightyBuzzard and cuts their throat
[18:20:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> #sammich TheMightyBuzzard
[18:20:45] * Bytram *was* hungry!
[18:20:44] <cmn32480> I think I won
[18:20:39] <Bytram> Yeck!
[18:20:33] * MrPlow whips up a chicken fried boogers sammich for Bytram
[18:20:33] <Bytram> #sammich
[18:20:19] * MrPlow whips up a Wham sammich for cmn32480
[18:20:19] <cmn32480> #sammich
[18:20:09] <joepublic> presumably it would render the result as ascii art?
[18:20:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> to be even more frightening than it already is.
[18:19:57] <cmn32480> I thought mrplow was down for the count due to RMA usage or some such
[18:19:57] <upstart> https://en.wikipedia.org - Goliath birdeater - Wikipedia
[18:19:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> =g goliath bird eater
[18:19:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> I want
[18:19:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> can we have a =gi to Google Image search?
[18:19:27] <upstart> https://en.wikipedia.org - Internet bot - Wikipedia
[18:19:26] <Bytram> =g bot
[18:19:22] <Bytram> we now also have:
[18:19:13] <Bytram> ahh! the bot is back!
[18:18:49] <upstart> ^ 03What Is Syphilis? | Everyday Health
[18:18:48] <MrPlow> https://www.everydayhealth.com - "Jun 13, 2018 ... Syphilis is a bacterial infection typically spread through sexual contact (STD). ... Syphilis may continue to be contagious in the early latent stage, ..."
[18:18:48] <cmn32480> #g is syphilis contagious
[18:18:43] <Bytram> lol
[18:18:40] <cmn32480> damnit... wrong bot
[18:18:32] <cmn32480> ~g is syphilis contagious
[18:17:46] <joepublic> I am pretty sure syphilis is contagious, but it's just something I heard
[18:17:15] * cmn32480 hopes it isn't syphilis
[18:11:07] * Bytram hopes it is not contagious
[18:10:47] <Bender> karma - joepublic: 1
[18:10:47] <Bytram> joepublic++ you got it!!
[18:10:16] <exec> <joepublic> <Bytram> ta dah<-pats-self-on-back
[18:10:14] <joepublic> Bytram: s/!/<-pats-self-on-back/g
[18:09:45] * cmn32480 is far more confused than normal
[18:08:26] <Bytram> ta dah!
[18:08:19] <exec> <Bytram> <cmn32480> eexeec is still alivee
[18:08:15] <Bytram> cmn32480: s/e/ee/g
[18:08:14] <Bytram> lol!
[18:08:11] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[18:08:09] <Bytram> ~sed on
[18:08:02] <Bytram> cmn32480: s/e/ee/g
[18:06:19] <cmn32480> exec is still alive
[18:06:12] <exec> 03: HA! HA!
[18:06:08] <cmn32480> ~nelson
[18:05:53] <joepublic> replacing all the nothing in the universe with something would make it pretty crowded, even if it's line by line
[18:05:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - At Facebook, Public Funds Join Push to Remove Zuckerberg as Chairman - http://sylnt.us - can't-zucc-the-Zuck!
[18:05:32] <joepublic> how about s/doph/doeph/g
[18:05:12] <Bytram> chromas: s/./e/g
[18:05:02] <Bytram> I think I just killed exec
[18:04:38] <Bytram> chromas: s//e/g
[18:04:19] <joepublic> you're missing an e.
[18:01:22] <chromas> Try sudophedrine; it just asks for a password
[18:00:39] <Bender> karma - allergies: -21
[18:00:39] <Bytram> allergies--
[18:00:28] <Bytram> It's nice to... breathe
[17:59:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> I need decongestant, I always get the behind-the-counter stuff. Fortunately you don't (yet) need a prescription for it.
[17:59:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yup...taking phenelyphrine orally is just throwing money away.
[17:58:41] <joepublic> In its place in OTC decongestants is phenelyprine, which works fine if you spray it directly into your nose (it's the active ingredient in 4-hour nasal sprays), but doesn't work all that well if you eat it and pretend it's Sudafed.
[17:57:40] <joepublic> pseudophedrine is a decongestant that works really well and used to be about $1 for 24 pills. Now it's the same thing, but called "that meth thing" and costs $12.99 at the pharmacy window for a something like 8 pills after you show your government ID and sign a paper saying that you torture babies.
[17:56:36] <cmn32480> the god stuff had real ephedra in it... not that pseudo crap
[17:56:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> It's basically "meth lite".
[17:56:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> pseudoephedrine?
[17:52:31] <Bender> karma - decongestants: 1
[17:52:31] <Bytram> decongestants++
[17:33:55] <cmn32480> but at least she went to the groomer yesterday adn smells good now
[17:33:37] <Bender> karma - chromas: 233
[17:33:37] <cmn32480> chromas++
[17:23:18] <Bender> karma - chromas: 232
[17:23:18] <joepublic> chromas++
[17:23:00] <chromas> But now it's ruff
[17:01:54] <cmn32480> it was so nice being just me and the dog
[17:01:46] <cmn32480> my house was so quiet before the kids got home
[16:26:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Greenhouse Emissions Fell in 2017 as Coal Plants Shut - http://sylnt.us - what-do-I-do-with-all-these-burner-inserters?
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[14:48:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Puppeteer Caroll Spinney Announces Retirement from Sesame Street - http://sylnt.us - maybe-he-caught-the-bird-flu
[14:12:34] <chromas> You should entity-escape even the letters and numbers
[14:04:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i'm out for a while. stuff to do.
[14:02:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, i gotta go find and fix our journal bugs with entities and unicode sometime soon
[13:59:00] <FatPhil> I've still not thought how I will accept/process user-input HTML on my site. At the moment I'm just entity escaping everything, which is the ultimate WYSIWYG, &entities; and all.
[13:57:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, tag balancing in rehash ain't a whole lot prettier
[13:55:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads that's brutal
[13:53:07] <FatPhil> GIGO for ever
[13:52:23] <FatPhil> Any crouton who writes expressions that complicated in their webpage templates (which, given that it's my website, will be me) deserves to have things fail on them
[13:51:40] <FatPhil> e.g. try it on: (ne(and(a,b),or(and(a,c),or(b,c))),or(eq(a,b),ne(c,d)))
[13:50:47] <upstart> ^ 03[Perl] #!/usr/bin/perl -w - Pastebin.com
[13:50:46] <FatPhil> https://pastebin.com
[13:49:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it works i'm not gonna argue
[13:49:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[13:49:20] <FatPhil> I've split into segments on the commas, and I'm trying to find the comma where the left side has equal (s and )s (the enclosing ( is already stripped)
[13:48:10] <FatPhil> yup, it's a poor man's expression bracket matcher
[13:44:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> or rather exits whatever loop you're in if they are balanced
[13:43:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, i'd need to know what was in $op, $cl, and $_ to tell you specifics but it looks like it makes sure you have the same number of (s as you have )s
[13:39:29] <upstart> ^ 03Chappelle's Show - PopCopy - Uncensored
[13:39:27] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[13:37:21] <chromas> I bet you profile your code, too!
[13:37:09] <chromas> Wow, what stereotyping. Much bigotry
[13:36:33] <FatPhil> just like all perl code
[13:36:22] <FatPhil> please tell me when you've worked it out, i haven't got a clue
[13:36:20] <chromas> "Hello world!"
[13:35:59] <FatPhil> Now all you have to do is guess what the function does!
[13:35:42] <FatPhil> close enough
[13:32:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i thought that was all perl code
[13:31:49] <FatPhil> last if(($op+=($_=~tr/(/(/))==($cl+=($_=~tr/)/)/)));
[13:31:22] * FatPhil harumps. My g/f just likenned my perl code to zoidberg ascii art
[13:16:31] <chromas> (from the guys who brought you WinAMP)
[13:16:03] <upstart> ^ 03Cockos Incorporated | Jesusonic
[13:16:02] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: you should get a Jesusonic for your church https://www.cockos.com
[13:06:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Taking a Back Seat - http://sylnt.us - always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life
[12:39:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4385
[12:39:44] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:24:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4384
[12:24:37] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:24:35] <Bytram> break time for me, too.
[12:22:24] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: so you are heading out to smoke the trash?
[12:22:03] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 671
[12:22:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:22:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:21:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i need nicotine and the trash needs gathered up and took to the curb. might as well combine both efforts.
[12:20:18] <upstart> ^ 03Sammy Kershaw - Queen Of My Double Wide Trailer
[12:20:16] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:20:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt queen of my double wide trailer
[12:19:29] <cmn32480> no... a church.. not a double wide
[12:19:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[12:19:13] <Bytram> double wide, then?
[12:19:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> double doors. church.
[12:18:45] <Bytram> =)
[12:18:42] <Bytram> for the door
[12:18:35] <Bytram> or keep a sawzall handy
[12:18:19] <Bytram> just make sure everything can make it out the door.
[12:17:56] <cmn32480> sounds blasphemous
[12:17:47] <Bytram> nodnod
[12:16:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now the trash is going in the sanctuary. no point in renting for several months.
[12:15:28] * exec sexually bitchslaps a ring buffer of 1-UP mushrooms with cmn32480
[12:15:26] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[12:15:17] <Bytram> Just make sure the back end is higher than the front (loading) side and it'll make sure you pay no more than you need to.
[12:14:52] <Bytram> easily clogged drain hole, at that.
[12:14:47] * exec slowly tosses a dumpster full of estrogen to cmn32480
[12:14:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:14:44] * exec inadequately coalesces a +1 mace of more coffee n nicotine with bytram
[12:14:42] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[12:14:41] * exec implicitly blows a bucket of a single bacterium at TheMightyBuzzard
[12:14:39] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:14:26] <cmn32480> and they usually have a drain hole
[12:14:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're not water tight
[12:13:39] <Bytram> Ahhh, makes sense. make sure to have it placed so that any rain drains out. Water is dense and heavy.
[12:12:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> pay rental on the dumpster and by the pound when it's picked up
[12:12:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, we're gonna get an enormous dumpster delivered when necessary
[12:11:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> definitely needs a crutchys.brothel vhost then
[12:10:39] <Bytram> will they take construction debris, or are you going to have to haul that off to a dump or...??
[12:10:30] <cmn32480> it'll have to be a girl
[12:10:22] <cmn32480> wait... you wanna name a bot cexe?
[12:09:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, i still got an hour to get it to the curb
[12:08:57] <Bytram> ninja'd
[12:08:52] <Bytram> must be the lousy garbage collection
[12:08:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> otherwise i wouldn't have to worry about garbage collection.
[12:08:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's obviously written in java or some other bullshit language.
[12:08:31] <Bytram> we says with much gravity
[12:08:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, i think i figured out why this universe sucks so hard
[12:07:20] <Bytram> I think I one that won
[12:06:57] * exec whole-heartedly refactors 30-clip magazine of source code for Bytram
[12:06:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[12:06:53] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 7143, owned by rockchalkie
[12:06:53] <Bytram> !uid
[12:06:48] * exec implicitly integrates an assfull of Krusty Burgers with TheMightyBuzzard
[12:06:47] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:06:44] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 95
[12:06:44] <Bytram> cmn32480++
[12:06:38] <Bytram> we need another bot, call it "cexe" (exec spelled backwards) that, when invoked, restarts exec.
[12:05:05] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 94
[12:05:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480++
[12:04:02] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a banana cream pie
[12:04:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake exec
[12:03:54] * TheMightyBuzzard cheers cmn32480
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[11:58:41] <Bytram> what a chatty lot you all have been!
[11:58:33] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:58:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, exec died AGAIN?
[11:58:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:56:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trivial Authentication Bypass in Libssh Leaves Servers Wide Open - http://sylnt.us - I-can-come-in-now
[11:53:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> in soviet russia, the po-lees fuck you
[11:51:55] <upstart> ^ 03Who was the first rapper? Russia claims this Soviet poet invented rap music
[11:51:53] <FatPhil> https://www.newsweek.com
[11:36:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas nice. rats don't need to be smoking anyway. drives prices up.
[11:31:55] <chromas> Take that, TheMightyBuzzard!
[11:31:54] <upstart> ^ 03Engineered enzyme eliminates nicotine addiction in preclinical tests
[11:31:51] <chromas> https://medicalxpress.com
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[10:54:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. sorry, was out smoking.
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[10:41:09] <boru> Thanks man.
[10:40:50] <boru> Ah, found it.
[10:40:30] <boru> Tell me your secrets.
[10:39:59] <boru> Where's the setting?
[10:39:54] <boru> It's odd, I was almost certain that it was the default.
[10:38:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, it's a setting you can set independently for comments and stories.
[10:35:39] <boru> I suppose I can just blackhole the DNS for crap like the verge.
[10:35:20] <boru> That's annoying.
[10:33:05] <chromas> For stories it doesn't (but it does for subs)
[10:32:54] <chromas> It does for comments if you're logged out; optional if logged in
[10:30:21] <boru> I try to avoide the verge for journalism like: "The Wear Space certainly has a dystopian vibe. It looks like a high-tech version of the “wings” (or bonnets) worn by characters in the TV adaptation of The Handmaid’s Tale. In the book, these are designed to hide the wearer from view but also limit their ability to perceive their surroundings, smothering any feelings of independence or freedom."
[10:29:47] <boru> Didn't the site used to put the target site name beside URLs?
[10:26:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Panasonic Shows Off Blinders for Humans - http://sylnt.us - none-so-blind-as-he-who-would-not-see
[10:05:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-mia3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[10:05:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4383
[10:05:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
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[08:46:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - BepiColombo Mission to Mercury Set for Launch on October 20 - http://sylnt.us - good-luck-mio-chan
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[07:07:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Qualcomm Announces 802.11ay Wi-Fi Chips that Can Transmit 10 Gbps Within Line-of-Sight - http://sylnt.us - like-a-laser-with-a-very-wide-beam
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[05:36:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Netflix Burns More Cash, Set to Spend $8 Billion on Original Content in 2018 - http://sylnt.us - and-I-thought-a-night-out-at-the-movies-was-expensive
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[03:56:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cannabis Becomes Legal in Canada - http://sylnt.us - hi
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[03:21:46] * chromas doesn't know
[03:21:33] <chromas> Disagrees that you give out?
[03:12:22] <TheRealLuciusSulla> How does disagree mod effect my ratio
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[02:18:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 1670 Nova May Have Been Caused by a Collision Between a White Dwarf and a Brown Dwarf - http://sylnt.us - Grumpy-got-tired-of-hearing-Sneezy-and-KaPow!
[02:18:36] * TheMightyBuzzard fucks off
[02:18:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's fair. zero bytes and planning on remaining so.
[02:17:30] <cmn32480> at least that's what she told me
[02:16:48] <cmn32480> and it is very small
[02:16:04] * TheMightyBuzzard just has the one package
[02:15:35] <cmn32480> another 101 for security
[02:15:30] <cmn32480> just for packages
[02:15:04] <cmn32480> it had 168 updates...
[02:14:46] * cmn32480 shoudl log into the box exec runs on more often...
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[02:11:25] <joepublic> Yeah I just had a night-time cup of nice hot theraflu for bedtime.
[02:11:15] <cmn32480> good plan
[02:11:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, clock says it's bedtime and i'm not inclined to argue.
[02:10:06] * MrPlow whips up a creampuff sammich for cmn32480
[02:10:06] <cmn32480> #sammich
[02:10:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot!
[02:09:59] * MrPlow whips up a dirty dirty hooker sammich for TheMightyBuzzard
[02:09:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich
[02:09:48] * exec homogeneously instantiates a github of scripts for cmn32480
[02:09:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[02:09:40] * exec analiciously violates Ajit Pai's giant Reese's cup of buck feta with TheMightyBuzzard
[02:09:38] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[02:09:17] * exec seductively $action a bottle of hornets $preposition exec
[02:09:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday exec
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[02:09:03] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[02:08:47] <joepublic> free root shell accounts! Just add your own box... distrowatch.com
[02:08:14] * TheMightyBuzzard gives chromas shell access to all of the things
[02:07:26] <cmn32480> he'd been so good recently too...
[02:07:20] <cmn32480> f**king exec
[02:07:01] <chromas> Yeah, he should totally give me shell access to his box >:)
[02:06:01] * TheMightyBuzzard texts cmn32480
[02:05:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey... no titles.
[02:05:16] <joepublic> not to mention the comments such as "dude I just totally got rickrolled"
[02:04:39] <Bender> karma - algorithms: -1
[02:04:39] <chromas> algorithms--
[02:04:35] <chromas> the suggested videos give it away.algorithms--
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[02:03:05] <joepublic> exactly.
[02:02:19] <chromas> You just have to be more creative https://www.youtube.com
[02:00:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> so you can rickroll people
[01:59:38] <joepublic> I have often wondered why youtube videos are domain/watch?gibberish-code instead of domain/meaningful-slug-for-video-title.
[01:59:22] * TheMightyBuzzard loves that video
[01:58:05] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:58:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #bnk
[01:56:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> has to have city, state or place, country or whatever. test with #weather location first
[01:56:41] <joepublic> Yeah I've written weather clients for conky. Weather data is surprisingly nonstandardized.
[01:56:28] <Deucalion> I'm guessing "FATALITY... most of the time... why the fuck are you reading the weather if you are here"
[01:56:19] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. High near 0F. Winds NW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Overcast. High near 10F. Winds WNW at 5 to 10 mph.
[01:56:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather Mcmurdo Station, antarctica
[01:56:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrplow's picky about locations because the api he uses is picky
[01:56:00] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[01:56:00] <joepublic> #weather
[01:55:40] <joepublic> I am guessing "Today: Cold. Tonight: Cold. Tomorrow: Cold."
[01:55:39] <Deucalion> Must be chilly
[01:55:13] <joepublic> okay, nice.
[01:55:07] <MrPlow> Location for joepublic set to Mcmurdo Station
[01:55:07] <joepublic> #weatheradd Mcmurdo Station
[01:54:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> no -
[01:54:41] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk, join, part, tell, klingon, g, sammich, sammichadd, say, pissoff, dieinafire, quit, nelson
[01:54:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[01:54:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i think it's #weather-add <zipcode or city, state> to set your default
[01:54:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... if i had a working motor i'd hafta take my boat out tomorrow
[01:54:03] <joepublic> Isn't weather usually tied to a geographical location?
[01:53:39] <MrPlow> Today: Mostly clear. Lows overnight in the low 40s. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies. High 63F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph.
[01:53:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[01:52:50] <joepublic> I don't pay for many things that are optional, but soylentnews is a thing I pay. (that and fsf monthly membership.)
[01:52:08] * Deucalion hugs joepublic.... after seeking permission.
[01:52:07] * chromas puts a bag of peas on Deucalion's blackeye
[01:52:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're mostly chatty in the mornings and evenings weekdays. rest of the time is potluck
[01:51:20] * Deucalion gets a blackeye and wonders if there was a twin at birth
[01:51:15] <joepublic> I see. Friendly.
[01:50:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, friendly
[01:50:31] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a pair of juggs
[01:50:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[01:50:13] <Deucalion> Hi Joe!
[01:50:11] * chromas sees there's a Joepublic user on the site, but the only comment is from 2014
[01:47:38] <joepublic> That's a pretty friendly and welcoming answer, to be honest. Thanks.
[01:47:08] <chromas> Sometimes it's chatty
[01:44:37] <joepublic> I was reading an article on your website and some guy said that this channel was friendly and chatty unlike most IRC channels these days. That true?
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