#Soylent | Logs for 2018-10-15
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[00:13:03] <Bytram> ~time x
[00:13:04] <exec> Monday, 15 October 2018 @ 12:13 am UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[00:37:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - INRS Develops a 10 Trillion FPS "Camera" - http://sylnt.us - will-need-a-larger-memory-card
[01:17:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> TR's boy just caught his first snake and got his first half dozen snake bites
[01:18:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> enormous garter snake, so he was just like "hey, that kind of hurts"
[01:19:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> also: https://www.facebook.com
[01:19:32] <upstart> ^ 03Log In or Sign Up to View
[01:20:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh
[01:20:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-mia3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[01:21:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is to say, i have the wrong kind of fishin buddies.
[01:29:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> gone. readin book then sleeping.
[01:38:26] <Bytram> =g DJIA closing price
[01:38:27] <upstart> https://finance.yahoo.com - ^DJI Historical Prices | Dow Jones Industrial Average Stock - Yahoo ...
[01:38:38] <Bytram> =g DJIA closing price Friday
[01:38:39] <upstart> https://finance.yahoo.com - ^DJI Historical Prices | Dow Jones Industrial Average Stock - Yahoo ...
[01:38:51] <Bytram> =g DJIA closing price Friday October 12
[01:38:52] <upstart> https://finance.yahoo.com - ^DJI Historical Prices | Dow Jones Industrial Average Stock - Yahoo ...
[01:38:58] <Bytram> =g DJIA price Friday October 12
[01:39:00] <upstart> https://www.marketwatch.com - DJIA - Dow Jones Industrial Average - MarketWatch
[01:39:10] <Bytram> ~djia
[01:39:22] <Bytram> ~stock a
[01:39:28] <Bytram> ~listr
[01:39:31] <Bytram> ~list
[01:39:31] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~lock ~unlock
[01:39:32] <exec> ~! ~addr ~api ~arthur ~aur ~bday ~butt ~calc ~cat ~cd ~cid ~comments ~confucius ~convert ~count ~cowsay ~deb ~define ~define-add ~define-count ~define-delete ~define-sources ~devs ~eds ~exec-issue ~execfs ~fah ~filter ~filth ~first ~forex ~fortune ~funding ~g ~g'day ~g'night ~gday ~get ~github-add ~github-del ~github-list ~gnight ~google ~grab ~header ~header-login ~help ~isup ~jisho ~last ~link ~links ~location ~log ~ls ~md ~mkdir ~moo ~nyse
[01:39:32] <exec> ~openthepodbaydoors ~perl6 ~php ~queue ~quickpoll ~quote ~rainbow ~random ~rd ~rehash-issue ~remind ~rmdir ~romajidesu ~rps ~scramble ~sed ~seen ~set ~shorten ~sizeof ~sneak ~sneak-server ~staff ~stash ~story-search ~submit ~suggest ~suggest-api ~suggest-exec ~suggest-rss ~tell ~time ~time-add ~time-del ~time-prefs ~title ~trans ~translate ~translate-sl ~uid ~unset ~unstash ~up ~vote ~weather ~weather-add ~weather-del ~weather-old ~weather-prefs
[01:39:32] <exec> ~welcome ~wget ~youtube ~yt
[01:40:05] <Bytram> ~nyse djia
[01:40:12] <exec> http://www.google.com
[01:40:40] <Bytram> http://www.google.com
[01:40:50] <upstart> ^ 03nyse:djia - Google Search ( https://www.google.com )
[01:41:19] <Bytram> =g nyse djia close
[01:41:21] <upstart> https://www.marketwatch.com - DJIA - Dow Jones Industrial Average - MarketWatch
[02:08:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Soyuz Failure Narrowed Down to Collision Between Booster and Core Stage - http://sylnt.us
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[03:46:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - John C. Dvorak Released from PC Magazine - http://sylnt.us - has-a-nice-keyboard,-though
[05:27:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Universal Basic Income Is Silicon Valley’s Latest Scam - http://sylnt.us - perpetual-motion
[08:05:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - When Yesterday's Agriculture Feeds Today's Water Pollution - http://sylnt.us - garbage-out-garbage-in
[09:35:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Senators Demand Answers About Google+ Breach; Project Dragonfly Undermines Google's Neutrality - http://sylnt.us
[10:46:55] <Bytram> =g L3 company
[10:46:57] <upstart> https://www.l3t.com - L3 Technologies |
[10:47:08] <Bytram> =g Level 3 company
[10:47:10] <upstart> http://www.level3.com - Level 3 Communications | Network Services
[10:57:39] <Bytram> oh, yeah.
[10:57:41] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:57:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4373
[10:57:44] <Bytram> !uid
[10:57:44] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 7141, owned by Sh!BuKi
[11:05:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Firefox 64 Will Remove Support for RSS and Atom Feeds - http://sylnt.us - switch-to-VR-news
[11:19:41] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.bloomberg.com
[11:19:56] <Bytram> =g "New Scientist"
[11:20:44] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[11:21:32] <Bytram> !uid
[11:21:32] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 7141, owned by Sh!BuKi
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[11:21:49] <Bytram> that might explain some things
[11:21:55] <Bytram> hope they come back!
[11:22:10] <jasassin> backstreets back alright
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[11:23:41] <jasassin> nicotine++
[11:23:41] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 668
[11:25:26] <jasassin> i like robots and self checkout
[11:25:37] <jasassin> everyone should die until theres just robots and self checkouts
[11:30:01] <jasassin> i know it might seem like the pits, when your only move is to call it quits
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[12:27:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - PC Market Flat, as Surface Becomes a Top-5 Computer Brand in the US - http://sylnt.us - surface-tension
[12:41:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:41:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4374
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[13:39:37] <chromas> https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com
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[13:40:43] <upstart> ^ 03Beware sextortionists spoofing your own email address
[13:48:15] <FatPhil> https://theaviationist.com
[13:48:17] <upstart> ^ 03F-16 Completely Destroyed By Another F-16 After Mechanic Accidentally Fires Cannon On The Ground In Belgium
[13:57:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - President Trump Signs Federal Aviation Administration Reauthorization Act of 2018 - http://sylnt.us - drone-wars
[13:58:17] <chromas> Some big holes in their planes. Just like their waffles
[13:59:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> luftwaffle++
[13:59:17] <Bender> karma - luftwaffle: 1
[13:59:44] <FatPhil> TheMightyBuzzard++
[13:59:44] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 328
[14:00:06] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[14:01:14] <FatPhil> Nice subliminal message through - it's coffee time and I think I'll go and nukerowave up a stroopwaffel to go with it.
[14:01:36] <boru> Feck, I wish I had stroopwaffels.
[14:03:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, jackson (the decent-sized town of which humboldt is a sattelite) has four exits from the interstate. three of them have wafflehouses.
[14:03:56] <FatPhil> these stroops aren't very good, we're trying a new brand. They've adjusted the taste to the local market, and they suck compared to the originals. They're better non-microwaved.
[14:04:04] <chromas> A lot of F-15s and -16s being 'accidentally' destroyed lately. Must be Big F-35
[14:05:38] <FatPhil> don't forget the raptors: https://www.news.com.au
[14:05:39] <upstart> ^ 03Hurricane smashes stealth bombers
[14:06:06] <chromas> sheeeiiiiiit
[14:06:22] * chromas dons stroupwafel helmet
[14:10:07] <FatPhil> What shitnozzle came up with this bollocks? perl -e '$a=1;die if(vec($a,0,8)&16)'
[14:10:21] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[14:10:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it doesn't DO anything for starters
[14:11:07] <FatPhil> it dies, isn't that enough.
[14:11:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i want perl5 to live forever
[14:12:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl -e 'while(1){sleep(1);}'
[14:12:35] <FatPhil> The fact that the festering mess has survived 25 years is a good indicator that it will still be here in 25 more.
[14:12:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> put the sleep in because naps++
[14:12:46] <chromas> Somebody needs to invent perl++
[14:12:55] <FatPhil> chromas--
[14:12:55] <Bender> karma - chromas: 231
[14:13:04] <FatPhil> that is too horrific to imagine
[14:13:46] <FatPhil> anyway, back to playing with vec's in perl :((((
[14:13:56] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[14:14:25] <chromas> tmb's totally thinking about porting rehash to rust
[14:14:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl++ is what needs to happen when they decide to deprecate perl5
[14:14:42] <Bender> karma - perl: 7
[14:15:29] <chromas> Which is worse though: perl++ or perl 6?
[14:15:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> yup... Perl 7 will be backwards-compatible with Perl 5 and no one will ever actually use Perl 6.
[14:16:06] <chromas> So perl 6 will be the winamp 3 of perl
[14:16:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> the windows vista of perl
[14:16:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> I was thinking "Windows 9" but I guess Perl 6 does actually exist so WinVista is a better analogy.
[14:16:58] <chromas> I recall that Vista came out around the time all the PCs started being 64-bit, but nobody had 64-bit drivers so it was 32-bit Vista
[14:18:19] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[14:19:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> optimizing mysql queries makes my head hurt. some complex shit it does faster than hell and some things it's quicker to pull the results out, let perl logic them up, and do another query.
[14:19:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> like a LOT faster
[14:20:09] <chromas> You just need a second, non-cluster db for less important things like mod points
[14:20:16] <chromas> I'd like to suggest sqlite3
[14:20:25] <chromas> or odf
[14:21:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i really wanna write a clustered, on-disk XML backend for mysql
[14:22:20] <chromas> but it should use another, incompatible xml-based protocol to communicate with that backend
[14:22:51] <chromas> store comments in mediawiki instance; interface using wikipediafs
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[15:36:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Harris Corp. and L3 Technologies Plan to Merge and Become the Sixth Largest U.S. Defense Contractor - http://sylnt.us - getting-bigger
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[17:06:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Moneyland - the Country You Never Heard of... and Will Never Visit. - http://sylnt.us - the-rich-getting-richer
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[18:56:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Serialized Fiction Review: DeathWorlders - http://sylnt.us - reviewing-the-internet
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[20:47:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ubisoft Promises to Release Hieroglyphics Initiative Tools as Open Source - http://sylnt.us - mechanical-turk-2.0
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[21:58:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Invisible Manipulation: 10 Ways our Data is Being Used Against Us - http://sylnt.us - not-gonna-tell-ya
[23:26:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Damage Control: Boeing-Sponsored Newsletter Praises Space Launch System (SLS), Trashes Saturn V - http://sylnt.us - ouch!