#Soylent | Logs for 2018-10-13
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[01:05:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Transsion (Tecno and itel Brands): A Chinese Phone Giant Focused on Africa - http://sylnt.us - sell-them-what-they-want
[01:52:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.facebook.com
[01:52:48] <upstart> ^ 03ViralHog
[02:11:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[02:11:04] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[02:12:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrplow is on vacation until i can fix whatever is buggering him up.
[02:12:53] * chromas can host him
[02:12:57] * chromas has the best connection
[02:13:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> he lives on beryllium but he's pegging a cpu core and eating ram right now.
[02:13:41] <Bytram> can he move someplace else?
[02:13:52] <chromas> From the start, or does he start hogging cpu after running awhile?
[02:14:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno
[02:14:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, fairly easily but i'm not gonna bother. i'll fix him sunday.
[02:14:56] <Bytram> k
[02:15:14] <chromas> You're stuck with exec for noe
[02:15:20] <chromas> ~g noe
[02:15:24] <Bytram> is probably in the garbage collection... looking around this site, I'm sure it's collected bucket loads!! ;)
[02:15:55] <Bytram> hmm
[02:16:11] <Bytram> https://google.com?g=soylentnews
[02:16:13] <upstart> ^ 03Celebrating Roberto Clemente ( https://www.google.com )
[02:16:24] <Bytram> https://google.com?q=soylentnews
[02:16:26] <upstart> ^ 03Celebrating Roberto Clemente ( https://www.google.com )
[02:16:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> rust don't do garbage collection. variables have very definite lifetimes.
[02:16:54] <chromas> https://google.com?q=soylentnews
[02:16:57] <upstart> ^ 03Celebrating Roberto Clemente ( https://www.google.com )
[02:17:05] <chromas> oh you did that one
[02:17:09] * chromas adjusts conical hat
[02:18:06] <Bytram> https://www.google.com
[02:18:08] <upstart> ^ 03soylentnews - Google Search
[02:18:13] <Bytram> ta dah!!
[02:18:21] * chromas should add searches to bot
[02:18:22] <Bytram> upstart++
[02:18:22] <Bender> karma - upstart: 2
[02:18:25] * chromas bing
[02:18:30] <Bytram> bang
[02:18:32] <Bytram> bung
[02:18:33] <Bytram> bong
[02:18:39] <Bytram> beng?
[02:21:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, do it. you have until bytram says coffee++ in the morning.
[02:21:49] <Bytram> coffee++
[02:21:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4369
[02:21:55] <Bytram> it's morning somewhere, right?
[02:22:00] <Bytram> ~time hong kong
[02:22:02] <exec> Saturday, 13 October 2018 @ 10:22 am GMT+8 - Hong Kong
[02:22:09] <Bytram> bingo!
[02:22:27] <chromas> oh noes!
[02:22:39] <Bytram> rudolph?
[02:22:49] <Bytram> Nope. That would beL oh nose!
[02:36:55] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:36:57] * exec proverbially cropdusts the last bucket of ciri poo over TheMightyBuzzard
[02:37:42] <Bytram> ~gnight chromas
[02:37:43] * exec unwittingly pours a cylinder of hashrefs for chromas
[02:37:51] <chromas> ~g'night Bytram
[02:37:52] * exec sardonically steals a pair of used panties full of discouragement from Bytram
[02:38:01] <chromas> Must be underoos
[02:38:06] <Bytram> no more discouragement? I'm in!
[02:38:20] <Bytram> #g song the boxer
[02:38:24] <Bytram> =)
[02:38:28] <Bytram> laters!
[03:07:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 3-in-1 Vaccine Against Traveler's Diarrhea - http://sylnt.us - di–arrhea!-d–i–arrhea!
[05:35:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Windows 10 October Update Giving Users BSOD - http://sylnt.us - Software-as-a-Service
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[07:01:26] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com - Apple calls popcorned CPU "liquid damage"
[07:01:28] <upstart> ^ 03Apple calls popcorned CPU "liquid damage"
[07:01:30] <Konomi> scum bags
[07:15:40] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[07:15:42] <upstart> ^ 03Genius Bar caught ripping customer off ON CAMERA by CBC News
[07:20:03] <chromas> Damn marketing. I know that whistling tune in the background
[07:20:08] <chromas> dunno what it's from though
[07:26:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Public Ancestry Data Can be Used to Narrow Down the Identity Behind an Anonymous DNA Sample - http://sylnt.us - keep-your-base-pairs-to-yourself
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[09:47:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FDA Issues Stiff Warning to E-Cig Seller who put Viagra in Vape Liquid - http://sylnt.us - put-that-in-your-pipe-and...
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[10:35:57] <chromas> =g rule 63
[10:35:58] <upstart> Search failed: HTTP request returned status code 400 (Bad Request)
[10:36:52] <chromas> oh derp. forgot to url encode the query
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[10:39:21] <chromas> I'm confused about the limitations though. One place says 100 queries per day, but in the 'custom search engines' section is says 10,000
[10:40:53] <chromas> =g google search api query limit
[10:40:54] <upstart> https://developers.google.com - Usage Limits | Search Console API | Google Developers
[10:54:48] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:54:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4370
[10:55:13] * Bytram had a little trouble staying asleep... decided to poke at the story list while waiting for laundry
[11:00:11] <chromas> If I set my phone in just the right spot on the laptop, the laptop suspends
[11:23:01] <Bytram> chromas: s/right/wrong/
[11:23:03] <exec> <Bytram> <chromas> If I set my phone in just the wrong spot on the laptop, the laptop suspends
[11:23:19] <Bytram> EMF what is it?
[11:23:21] <Bytram> =)
[11:24:21] <FatPhil> chromas++ interesting!
[11:24:21] <Bender> karma - chromas: 230
[11:24:33] <chromas> Yeah must be a 'wireless' switch for the lid
[11:24:50] <chromas> Does yours do it too/
[11:25:18] <Bytram> not gonna try!
[11:26:15] <FatPhil> hall sensor?
[11:26:51] <FatPhil> https://en.wikipedia.org
[11:26:52] <upstart> ^ 03Hall effect sensor - Wikipedia
[11:27:41] <FatPhil> dear upstart, if every word you are going to say on-chan is clearly visible in the URL itself, then there's no need to say anything.
[11:29:31] <chromas> That's extra work
[11:30:54] <Bytram> FatPhil: disagree. for example, Ars Technica does an A/B test of two different titles for the same article... whichever garners the most clicks is the one that finally gets selected. So, one will frequently find that the story title is different from that in the URL...
[11:31:45] <Bytram> so, I like seeing the page title expressly called out as being that so there's less I have to think about... syntax is easier for me (and grep!) than semantics
[11:32:06] <chromas> =submit Protip from Mozilla (and Opera): If you hide a feature then you can say nobody uses it, then remove it. https://www.theregister.co.uk
[11:32:08] <upstart> Submitting "Your RSS is grass: Mozilla euthanizes feed reader, Atom code in Firefox browser, claims it's old and unloved"...
[11:32:31] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[11:34:27] <chromas> We just need to go back to using ugly urls
[11:50:30] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:50:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4371
[11:50:35] <Bytram> break time biab
[11:51:06] <Bytram> chromas++ thanks again for taking care of stories for last night... really needed to hit the sack.
[11:51:06] <Bender> karma - chromas: 231
[11:51:52] <chromas> Careful with your words. This is a christian server.
[12:01:13] <chromas> Vice needs comments so I can mock their article
[12:01:21] <chromas> "an industry group of notorious for lobbying to protect is repair monopolies"
[12:26:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Clues That Suggest People are Lying May be Deceptive, Study Shows - http://sylnt.us - would-you...do-you-believe-that?
[14:57:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's Chandra X-Ray Observatory Enters Safe Mode; Investigation Underway - http://sylnt.us - https://xkcd.com
[16:45:18] <FatPhil> Pub gravity is measured in litres per second squared..
[17:28:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Microscope Offers 4-D Look at Embryonic Development in Living Mice - http://sylnt.us - peeping-tom
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[18:24:48] <Bytram> chromas: prolly should read: "an industry group <del>of</del> notorious for lobbying to protect <del>is</del>its repair monopolies"
[18:25:38] <Bytram> think I'm going to catch me a nap... back to work tomorrow, so enjoying 'em while I can.
[18:51:15] <FatPhil> Smoked butterfish + cambazola = wow
[18:53:39] <FatPhil> bytram: your disagreement to my earlier point in now way presented a counterargument. All you did is devalue the title even more.
[19:57:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Here's How to see if You're Among the 30 Million Compromised Facebook Users - http://sylnt.us - only-facebook-should-be-able-to-monetize-your-personal-info
[21:14:44] <chromas> Running out of non-me subs. Gonna have to dip into aristarchus subs
[21:15:14] <chromas> How about a Day of aristarchus and realDonaldTrump?
[21:22:30] <chromas> Firefox is so dumb. "We couldn't restore your session. Would you like to restore your session?"
[21:26:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hurricane News - http://sylnt.us
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[21:45:55] <Bytram> chromas: I crafted a couple quickie submissions for you.
[21:46:28] <Bytram> gotta get going... thanks so much for minding the fort!
[21:46:40] <chromas> Thanks for the subs :)
[21:46:44] <Bytram> chromas++
[21:46:44] <Bender> karma - chromas: 232
[21:46:47] <Bytram> heh
[21:46:48] <chromas> Bytram++
[21:46:49] <Bender> karma - bytram: 115
[21:46:58] <Bytram> Did you ever watch the tv show "F-Troop" ??
[21:47:13] <Bytram> or... McHales Navy?
[21:47:16] <Bytram> Gomer Pyle?
[21:47:49] <Bytram> sometimes I feel like I'm a character on one of those shows, and then I find out I'm only Gilligan. =)
[21:47:57] <Bytram> ciao for now!
[21:48:07] <chromas> I've heard of 'em, saw some episodes
[21:48:25] <chromas> Gilligan? So people blame you for stuff you dindu?
[21:58:06] <chromas> Oh, neat. Google has a dashboard so I can see stats re bot googling
[21:58:30] <chromas> 21 requests, 0 errors. Pretty sure there were errors
[22:16:27] <FatPhil> ooooops https://www.zerohedge.com
[22:16:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 45 Out of 50 Electronics Companies Illegally Void Warranties After Independent Repair, Sting Reveals - http://sylnt.us - an-industry-group-of-notorious-for-lobbying-to-protect-is-repair-monopolies
[22:29:15] <chromas> It's a coverup. Those aren't real jets and/or they're laundering money or insurance frauding
[22:30:05] <chromas> But now they need those F-35s even more
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[23:25:38] <chromas> =submit https://www.howtogeek.com +https://www.theverge.com/2018/10/10/17959328/bing-yahoo-offensive-search-suggestions-racism-antisemitism +https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-45823452
[23:25:47] <upstart> Submitting "Bing Is Suggesting the Worst Things You Can Imagine"...
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[23:26:09] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
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[23:31:36] <chromas> lel, comments closed for disagreement
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[23:35:10] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, 21°C/70°F, 4:35 pm PDT, Saturday, 13 October 2018
[23:35:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Whoa this site is pretty cool
[23:35:18] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.navy.mil
[23:35:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Click on your overweight ghetto-bitch of choice, then you can move the mouse back and forth to look at their hair.
[23:36:20] <Ethanol-fueled> The U.S. Navy is very friendly to Black hair
[23:37:34] <Ethanol-fueled> If you click on the Black girls with cornrows and braids you can see that there are meticulous standards. So basically, the guidelines are, "if you wanna be a ghetto bitch, be a classy ghetto bitch"
[23:38:01] <chromas> Is this Create-a-Sim mode?
[23:38:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Not yet that deep.
[23:38:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Here's the standards for wigs:
[23:38:40] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.navy.mil
[23:39:26] <Ethanol-fueled> when you mouse over the rectangle and shake it left to right, you can imagine the girl telling you, "Oh No you Dih-NT"
[23:39:33] <chromas> That's pretty sexist. Why no male examples?
[23:40:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Because I googled female hair standards for military, for some reason, and that was the first site that came up.
[23:40:42] <chromas> https://www.navy.mil
[23:40:43] <Ethanol-fueled> But since its the U.S. Navy you can rest assured that the men have the same standards. Those navy fuckers had longer hair than even Air Force reservists.
[23:40:49] <chromas> " The file you have requested is not currently available."
[23:42:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, you're right, Chromas...about no male examples.
[23:42:37] <Ethanol-fueled> That is...interesting. The closest thing I could find to male standards pointed straight to the rulebook.
[23:42:38] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.public.navy.mil
[23:42:39] <upstart> ^ 032201 - Personal Appearance
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