#Soylent | Logs for 2018-10-03
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[00:07:36] <chromas> "In addition to forcing Musk to step down from his chairman role of Tesla, the SEC is mandating the company add two independent board members and establish new communications protocols that oversee his communications. This likely means that he will need approval for all his Tesla-related tweets."
[00:07:37] <chromas> aw
[00:08:10] <Bytram> chromas: s/$/e!/
[00:08:12] <exec> <Bytram> <chromas> awe!
[00:09:07] <chromas> You've done converted my disappointment into amazement
[00:09:30] <Bytram> chromas: s/ement/on/
[00:09:31] <exec> <Bytram> <chromas> You've done converted my disappointment into amazon
[00:10:20] * chromas hands out complementary empty bottles
[00:10:38] <chromas> Just kidding! You have to buy 'em!
[00:18:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Programming Your Own Job Out of Existence - http://sylnt.us - auto-programmatic-asphyxiation
[00:23:47] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[00:23:51] <upstart> ^ 03Bonnethead Shark Found to be Omnivorous, Digesting Nutrients From Seaweed - SoylentNews
[00:24:26] <chromas> https://www.cnbc.com
[00:24:27] <upstart> ^ 03Amazon will hire fewer people, not spend more on higher wages, wealth manager saysp
[00:28:19] <Bytram> #g not even wrong
[00:28:20] <MrPlow> http://www.math.columbia.edu - "There is nothing wrong in discussing these subjects, except, in my opinion, .... Even better than not having to hear from your critics, you can try and discredit them ..."
[00:28:21] <upstart> ^ 03Not Even Wrong
[00:28:32] <Bytram> #g Asimov not even wrong
[00:28:32] <MrPlow> https://chem.tufts.edu - "The Skeptical Inquirer, Fall 1989, Vol. 14, No. 1, Pp. 35-44 ... By Isaac Asimov .... Even the oblate-spheroidal notion of the earth is wrong, strictly speaking."
[00:28:33] <upstart> ^ 03Asimov - The Relativity of Wrong
[00:30:50] <Bytram> #g Pauling not even wrong
[00:30:50] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "The phrase \"not even wrong\" describes an argument or explanation that purports to be scientific but is based on invalid reasoning or speculative premises that ..."
[00:30:51] <upstart> ^ 03Not even wrong - Wikipedia
[00:38:07] <Bytram> !uid
[00:38:08] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 7132, owned by gaffa
[00:39:20] <gaffa> HAHA! I WIN!
[00:39:51] <Bytram> ~gnight gaffa
[00:39:53] * exec seductively fires a flask of double-dipped ice cream cones at gaffa
[00:40:12] <chromas> and he wins again
[00:40:32] <gaffa> sounds delicious
[00:41:15] <Bytram> how are your dodging abilities? Having a bunch of ice cream cones pelted at ya might be a bit, umm, painful... never mind messy!
[00:42:59] <Bytram> https://www.sciencedaily.com
[00:43:00] <upstart> ^ 03New concept to cool boiling surface may help prevent nuclear power plant accidents
[00:43:27] <Bytram> https://www.askwoody.com
[00:43:28] <upstart> ^ 03And, yes, Microsoft has given itself permission to install Win10 version 1809 on any Win 10 PC that “Checks for updates” @ AskWoody
[00:43:40] <Bytram> and... that's all folks!
[00:43:47] <Bytram> have a great night everyone!
[01:03:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.facebook.com
[01:03:33] <upstart> ^ 03There Go Don
[01:57:02] <gaffa> Oops I need sleep, 03:55. Good night folks!
[01:57:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ricin Found in Mail Addressed to the U.S. Secretary of Defense and the Chief of Naval Operations - http://sylnt.us - return-to-sender
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[02:02:18] <chromas> https://www.tumblr.com
[02:02:19] <upstart> ^ 03Tumblr
[02:59:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.wsj.com My hat is off to this masterful bit of righteous shitposting. Getting a translated and reoriented chapter of Mein Kampf accepted as part of a published and peer reviewed feminist paper is likely better than anything I'll ever pull off.
[02:59:53] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[03:00:18] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[03:00:20] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[03:22:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, one more smoke then fucking off to bed
[03:25:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SoylentNews Book Club: October 2018 - http://sylnt.us - hit-the-hit-books
[03:45:00] <FatPhil> TheMightyBuzzard++
[03:45:00] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 325
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[03:48:19] <SoyCow0648> hi
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[03:55:46] <chromas> https://i.imgur.com
[05:06:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Agent Injured by Shotgun Attached to Booby-Trapped Wheelchair in an Oregon Home - http://sylnt.us - that-was-a-wheel-problem
[06:48:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Announces $15 Minimum Wage for All of its U.S. Employees - http://sylnt.us - so-EVERY-Amazon-employee-gets-a-raise?
[08:26:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Most of Waymo's LIDAR Patent Rejected by USPTO Following Challenge - http://sylnt.us - money-for-nothing-and-your-chips-go-free
[09:15:04] <chromas> avocados++
[09:15:04] <chromas> bacon++
[09:15:04] <Bender> karma - avocados: 1
[09:15:08] <Bender> karma - bacon: 335
[09:16:18] <FatPhil> nope, it was bacon-- that you should have felt morally oblided to do, because of your absurd outburst!
[09:17:08] <chromas> I had bacon once. It was too salty.
[09:17:14] <chromas> bacon--
[09:17:14] <chromas> bacon--
[09:17:14] <Bender> karma - bacon: 334
[09:17:18] <Bender> karma - bacon: 333
[09:17:26] * boru vents chromas out an airlock.
[09:17:51] <boru> Bloody degenerate.
[09:17:57] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[09:17:59] <upstart> ^ 03Total Eclipse of the Heart Literal Video Version
[09:19:45] <FatPhil> chromas++ you're a gentleman!
[09:19:45] <Bender> karma - chromas: 227
[09:24:00] <chromas> Coffee--
[09:24:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4342
[09:24:04] <chromas> >:)
[09:25:18] <upstart> coffee--
[09:25:18] <Bender> karma - tea: 595
[09:26:55] <chromas> =submit bacon
[09:26:55] <upstart> Submit failed: No title.
[09:55:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GeoCities Dies in March 2019, and with it a Piece of Internet History - http://sylnt.us - nostalgia-ain't-what-it-used-to-be
[10:07:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:07:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4343
[11:27:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Humans Didn’t Speed Up the Drying of the Sahara, and in Fact They May Have Delayed It - http://sylnt.us - humans-are-not-always-a-cancer
[11:54:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg. vidya time.
[12:26:10] <FatPhil> TheMightyBuzzard: if you like oppressing people, then here's a classic vidya to watch: http://www.youtube.com
[13:06:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What to Expect From the U.S. Wireless Emergency Alert Test Today - http://sylnt.us - can-any^Weverybody-hear-me?
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[14:46:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Japan's AIST Construction Robot Can Install Drywall - http://sylnt.us - they-terk-our-jerbs!
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[16:27:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - California Law Requires Women on the Boards of Companies Headquartered in the State - http://sylnt.us - 23%-budget-cuts
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[18:07:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Offline WYSIWYG in 2018 - A Dying Breed - http://sylnt.us - every-site-a-framework
[18:20:27] <FatPhil> Dictatorship of the small minority = Oh no! Dim leftist plot is ...matriarchy (anagram)
[19:18:05] <FatPhil> oh, god, this is me: https://www.xkcd.com
[19:18:06] <upstart> ^ 03xkcd: Data Pipeline
[19:19:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> in my experience, that's 90+% of mission-critical apps
[19:25:27] <cmn32480> 'round here we call that exec....
[19:38:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Secretive EU Copyright Negotiations Started Tuesday: Here’s Where We Stand - http://sylnt.us - decent-exposure
[21:26:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - On Disenchantment with the Current State of Software Development - http://sylnt.us - the-future-is-now,-old-man
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[22:55:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Controversy Over ISS Leak Continues, Spacewalk Planned for November - http://sylnt.us