#Soylent | Logs for 2018-09-25
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[00:15:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Zhaoxin KaiXian KX-6000: A Chinese x86 SoC - http://sylnt.us - competition++
[01:56:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Will Offer Upgradeable Surface Hub 2 in 2019 - http://sylnt.us - sounds-kinda-'flat'
[02:34:11] <Bytram> #yt monty python bring out your dead
[02:34:12] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:34:13] <upstart> ^ 03Monty Python - "Not Dead Yet" Scene (HD)
[02:34:18] <Bytram> #yt monty python dead parrot
[02:34:18] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:34:20] <upstart> ^ 03Monty Python - Dead Parrot
[02:34:28] <Bytram> #yt monty pythonkiller rabbit
[02:34:29] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:34:30] <upstart> ^ 03Monty Python The Holy Grail - The killer bunny
[02:34:41] <Bytram> chromas: ^^^ take a look at these
[02:37:57] <chromas> upstart: join #fite
[02:38:45] <chromas> oh it's google's turn now
[02:38:49] <chromas> https://www.washingtonpost.com
[02:38:50] <upstart> ^ 03Google plans to send a top executive to Congress after facing criticism ( https://www.washingtonpost.com )
[02:39:08] * chromas clicks on Bytram's python
[02:43:20] * Bytram watches as a snake slithers away
[02:57:15] <chromas> https://techcrunch.com
[02:57:16] <upstart> ^ 03As English burns, Scrabble plays the fiddle adding 300 words like Bitcoin, botnet and emoji
[02:57:40] <chromas> They added the word "emoji" but did they add actual emoji?
[03:22:09] <Bytram> yes, but they used invisible ink, so they appear to us mortals as blank tiles.
[03:23:27] <chromas> Invisible ink saves a lot of paper because you can just use the same sheet over and over
[03:28:44] <Bytram> bingo
[03:28:51] <Bytram> and... it's way past my bed time
[03:28:58] <Bytram> have a great night everyone!
[03:37:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Who are the Largest Employers in the World? - http://sylnt.us - Get-to-work
[03:47:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Toyota Will Reportedly Adopt Android Auto - http://sylnt.us - join-us
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[05:10:16] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[05:10:18] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, 13°C/56°F, 10:10 pm PDT, Monday, 24 September 2018
[05:10:18] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, 13°C/56°F, 10:10 pm PDT, Monday, 24 September 2018
[05:25:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Opinion: Let Teenagers Sleep In - http://sylnt.us - http://i.imgur.com
[05:26:54] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[05:26:54] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[05:27:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't sleep
[05:40:14] <Konomi> have you tried fapping?
[05:41:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> took care of that earlier. caffeine after dinner is no longer my friend.
[05:41:51] <Konomi> seconds?
[05:42:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, not worth the bother.
[05:43:32] <Konomi> think you're the first guy I've ever heard say that ~
[05:45:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> once you get out of your thirties it's not quite as crucial to have as many orgasms as humanly possible. mostly i'm too tired though.
[05:45:27] <Konomi> hmm okay
[05:46:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> brain's basically full of static and dirty socks but blood's full of caffeine still.
[05:47:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could go watch a movie and possibly fall asleep on the couch but every time i watch a recent movie it makes me want to watch less movies.
[05:47:51] <Konomi> yeah movies are kinda crap lately
[05:49:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i spose i could go watch a couple episodes of mash. alda went to the groucho marx school of comedy.
[06:45:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Moving to Relinquish Control Over Accelerated Mobile Pages - http://sylnt.us - committees-always-do-it-better
[06:58:31] <FatPhil> =submit https://slashdot.org
[06:58:33] <upstart> Submitting "Machine Learning Confronts the Elephant in the Room - Slashdot"...
[06:58:55] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[06:59:02] <FatPhil> ooops
[06:59:07] <FatPhil> =submit https://www.quantamagazine.org
[06:59:08] <upstart> Submitting "Machine Learning Confronts the Elephant in the Room | Quanta Magazine"...
[06:59:30] <upstart> Submit failed: Something's fucky.
[06:59:59] <FatPhil> #submit https://www.quantamagazine.org
[07:00:00] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[07:00:05] <FatPhil> ~submit https://www.quantamagazine.org
[07:00:10] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[07:00:13] <FatPhil> fuck you bots!
[07:28:50] * upstart blames rehash
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[08:26:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dust Storms Spotted on Titan - http://sylnt.us - I-do-enough-cleaning-at-home-thanks
[08:38:45] <Konomi> https://imgur.com
[08:38:54] <Konomi> Modern Touch Week: WiFi Menu on My SE/30
[08:39:16] <Konomi> WiFI hardware and software extension pretty cool
[09:55:03] <chromas> Aussies use the Murican date format?
[10:07:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Privacy Concerns Flare Over Latest Chrome Browser’s ‘Forced Login’ - http://sylnt.us - do-evil
[10:44:50] <Konomi> chromas: ?
[10:55:18] <chromas> in the top photo
[10:55:50] <chromas> Never heard of Modern Touch Week. I thought you were showing off your SE/30
[11:07:01] <chromas> https://www.newscientist.com
[11:09:01] <boru> Wasn't there already a SN sub about that?
[11:09:16] <chromas> I dunno. I'm just a lowly editor
[11:09:23] <chromas> I don't read the subs
[11:09:25] <chromas> or the articles
[11:09:28] * boru chuckles.
[11:19:27] <SemperOSS> Coffee++
[11:19:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4324
[11:19:29] <SemperOSS> Coffee++
[11:19:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4325
[11:19:31] <SemperOSS> Coffee++
[11:19:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4326
[11:19:38] <SemperOSS> Ironing--
[11:19:38] <Bender> karma - ironing: -1
[11:19:39] <SemperOSS> Ironing--
[11:19:39] <Bender> karma - ironing: -2
[11:19:42] <SemperOSS> Ironing--
[11:19:42] <Bender> karma - ironing: -3
[11:45:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - White House Considering Launching an Antitrust Probe on Google and Facebook - http://sylnt.us - mary-is-merry-cause-she's-gonna-marry
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[13:04:21] <SoyCow1984> #submit https://www.theverge.com
[13:04:22] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:04:47] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:06:04] <SoyCow1984> #submit https://www.consumerreports.org
[13:06:05] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:06:31] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[13:16:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Quitting Junk Food Produces Similar Withdrawal-Type Symptoms as Drug Addiction - http://sylnt.us - it's-the-sauce
[13:18:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:18:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4327
[13:19:04] <Konomi> https://monkeycrisisonmars.tumblr.com
[13:21:41] * TheMightyBuzzard groans in anticipation of all the work he still has to do up at the fishin mission
[13:27:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, taking my coffee with me and going to get work done.
[14:47:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tiny House in Palo Alto, California Goes on the Market with a Big Price Tag of $2.59 Million - http://sylnt.us - but-those-square-feet-are...deep-AND-tall!
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[15:16:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Not Protecting Content Moderators From Mental Trauma: Lawsuit - http://sylnt.us - PTSD
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[16:13:58] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, 12°C/53°F, 9:13 am PDT, Tuesday, 25 September 2018
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[16:45:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A New Way to Remove Ice Buildup Without Power or Chemicals - http://sylnt.us - chilling-news
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[18:25:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Workers Discussed Tweaking Search Function to Counter Travel Ban - http://sylnt.us - subtle-influences
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[19:56:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Sound of Pixels - http://sylnt.us - musical-chairs
[20:07:49] <chromas> Google Chrome pre-caching = dum
[20:07:59] <chromas> "Site cannot be found"...*loads page*
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[21:26:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Purism Announces the "Librem Key" - http://sylnt.us - another-thing-for-your-key-ring
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[22:55:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NCIX Data Breach - http://sylnt.us - easy-pickings
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