#Soylent | Logs for 2018-09-23
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[01:21:40] <Bytram> ~weather Jaluit Atoll
[01:21:42] <exec> 10Jaluit Atoll - currently 83°F / 28°C, light rain showers, wind SW at 9 mph, humidity 82% - Sunday thunderstorm (80°F:87°F / 27°C:31°C), Monday partly cloudy (81°F:86°F / 27°C:30°C), Tuesday thunderstorm (80°F:85°F / 27°C:29°C), Wednesday thunderstorm (82°F:85°F / 28°C:29°C)
[01:40:20] <Bytram> #g watches the watcher
[01:40:21] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "\"Who Watches the Watchers\" is the fourth episode of the third season of the American science fiction television series Star Trek: The Next Generation, the 52nd ..."
[01:40:21] <upstart> ^ 03Who Watches the Watchers - Wikipedia
[01:40:30] <Bytram> #g watches the watcher custodes
[01:40:31] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "... the Star Trek the Next Generation episode, see Who Watches the Watchers. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? is a Latin phrase found in the work of the Roman poet Juvenal ..."
[01:40:32] <upstart> ^ 03Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? - Wikipedia
[01:56:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Guardian: Russian Diplomats Planned to Sneak Julian Assange Out of the UK - http://sylnt.us - enemy-of-my-enemy-is-my-friend
[01:58:35] <Bytram> ~arthur https://www.innovations-report.com
[01:58:39] <exec> 900 stories loaded
[01:58:39] <exec> story not found
[01:58:51] <Bytram> =submit https://www.innovations-report.com
[01:58:53] <upstart> Submitting "Halfway mark for NOEMA, the super-telescope under construction"...
[01:59:15] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[02:03:57] <Bytram> =submit https://spectrum.ieee.org
[02:03:59] <upstart> Submitting "Coding Error Sends 2019 Subaru Ascents to the Car Crusher"...
[02:04:21] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[02:05:45] <Bytram> =submit https://spectrum.ieee.org
[02:05:47] <upstart> Submitting "Coding Error Sends 2019 Subaru Ascents to the Car Crusher"...
[02:05:53] <Bytram> urk
[02:06:08] <upstart> Submit failed: Something's fucky.
[02:06:31] <Bytram> yays... accidentalluy resbmitted the same article
[02:47:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> publish both. nobody's had the chance to say "dupe" in a good while
[03:22:11] <chromas> Schedule them both for the same time, too
[04:17:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Telltale Games Announces Layoffs and "Majority Studio Closure" - http://sylnt.us - tell-a-tale-of-woe
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[06:36:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Suppresses Internal Memo About China Censorship; Eric Schmidt Predicts Internet Split - http://sylnt.us - Quis-custodiet-ipsos-custodes?
[08:57:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Telegram's Move to Swift on iOS Promises a More Battery-friendly App - http://sylnt.us - Less-Filling!-Chats-great!
[10:22:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:22:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4317
[11:16:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wearable Ultrasound Patch Monitors Blood Pressure Deep Inside Body - http://sylnt.us - under-pressure
[11:43:42] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[11:44:10] <upstart> ^ 03Sunspot Observatory Closed by FBI Due to Security Issue... but We Don't Know Why - SoylentNews
[11:45:07] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:45:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4318
[11:45:09] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[11:45:17] <upstart> ^ 03AURA Statement about the Status of the Sunspot Solar Observatory - SoylentNews
[11:45:53] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:45:54] * exec metrosexually pairs a wallet of peanut butter & banana sandwiches with TheMightyBuzzard
[11:46:55] <Bytram> ^^^ be careful where you carry your wallet
[11:57:00] <Bytram> =submit https://www.nytimes.com
[11:57:03] <upstart> Submitting "Opinion | Let Teenagers Sleep In"...
[11:57:25] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[12:15:10] <Bytram> =submit https://techcrunch.com
[12:15:12] <upstart> Submitting "Delta to start scanning faces at airport check-in"...
[12:15:34] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[12:16:27] <Bytram> =submit http://www.sciencemag.org
[12:16:29] <upstart> Submitting "Your gut is directly connected to your brain, by a newly discovered neuron circuit"...
[12:16:50] <upstart> Submit failed: Something's fucky.
[12:25:48] <Bytram> =submit http://www.sciencemag.org
[12:25:49] <upstart> Submitting "Your gut is directly connected to your brain, by a newly discovered neuron circuit"...
[12:26:11] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[12:27:00] <Bytram> time to get ready for work... hope that I might be able to check in before I leave, but can't be sure
[12:27:08] <Bytram> have a great day everyone!
[13:38:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Coding Error Sends 2019 Subaru Ascents to the Car Crusher - http://sylnt.us - ???
[15:56:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Reason Behind Sunspot Observatory Closure: Court Documents vs Psychics - http://sylnt.us - can-you-spot-the-fake?
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[17:03:50] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, 22°C/72°F, 10:03 am PDT, Sunday, 23 September 2018
[17:04:02] <Ethanol-fueled> It seems our girl Sarah Sharp is stirring shit again.
[17:04:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Before: https://images.techhive.com
[17:04:48] Ethanol-fueled is now known as SoyGuest8389
[17:05:07] <SoyGuest8389> After: data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxAQEBUSEBAVFRIVEBUQFRAPEA8QFRAQFRUWFhUSFRUYHSggGBolGxUVITEhJSkrLi4uFx8zODMtNygtLisBCgoKDg0OFxAQFysdHR0rLS0tLSsrLS0tKy0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLSsrLS0tMystLSstLTc3Ny03LSstKzcrLSsrK//AABEIAOEA4QMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAbAAACAwEBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAADBAECBQAGB//EADkQAAIBAgQDBgQFAwMFAAAAAAABAgMRBAUhMRJBURMiYXGBkQahwfAyQlKx0SNi4RQVcgczY4Lx/8QAGgEAAwEBAQEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQIDAAQFBv/EACMRAQEAAwACAwEAAgMA
[17:05:36] <SoyGuest8389> After: https://pbs.twimg.com
[17:05:51] <SoyGuest8389> She went full-out bull-dyke. And that's not all,
[17:06:27] <SoyGuest8389> SHe's been helping the Jew Yorker throw Linus under the bus
[17:06:32] <SoyGuest8389> Article: https://www.newyorker.com
[17:06:34] <upstart> ^ 03After Years of Abusive E-mails, the Creator of Linux Steps Aside
[17:07:21] <SoyGuest8389> And, yet, no pictures of her ass will ever reach the front page of Google for some reason, despite all the speaking she does.
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[17:34:02] <chromas> "The foundation said that it supported his decision and has encouraged women to participate"
[17:34:22] <chromas> Random tidbit for no reason. Were women discouraged? They didn't say so
[18:09:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, they were discouraged by the "this isn't a dick-sucking contest" remark. would have been an easy win for them if it were.
[18:10:24] <chromas> Well now you're just othering the happy guys
[18:11:20] <Konomi> does EF just pop in and out like that all the time now?
[18:15:05] <chromas> Recently. We had quite a dry spell though. Maybe it's his time of the month
[18:17:20] <Konomi> lol
[18:19:53] <Konomi> wow just read the messages, the tin foil hat is thick
[18:25:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Delta to Start Scanning Faces at Airport Check-In for International Travel - http://sylnt.us - what's-next
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[20:00:29] <FatPhil> "Van Rossum, though, is a self-described feminist who often wears a “Python Is for Girls” T-shirt"
[20:01:04] <FatPhil> Why has no-one thought of parodying that by adding a short pronoun to the start of it?
[20:01:30] <FatPhil> That's from the New Wanker article
[20:47:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Halfway Mark for NOEMA, the Super-Telescope Under Construction - http://sylnt.us - it-adds-up
[23:07:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Your Gut is Directly Connected to Your Brain, by a Newly Discovered Neuron Circuit - http://sylnt.us - gut-feeling
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[23:10:39] <cmn32480_phone> Themightybuzzard... I am glad you are not flying the plane I am.on
[23:11:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> why's that? flight attendants with big hooters?
[23:11:42] <cmn32480_phone> Somebody pointed out that that would make it worse than being in a tube at 400mph with untold stresses on the dangly bits that keep us aloft
[23:12:06] <cmn32480_phone> No big uns... but she has a FABULOUS southern accent
[23:17:32] <cmn32480_phone> Coffee++
[23:17:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4319
[23:17:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> eyes north, married guy. stus is for bachelors.
[23:18:05] <cmn32480_phone> ~gday themightybuzzard
[23:18:07] * exec sexually formulates a snatched purse full of excitement for themightybuzzard
[23:18:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480_phone
[23:18:13] * exec erratically synthesizes a printout of stahhhp! from cmn32480_phone
[23:19:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd be fine with me flying anyway, as long as you didn't mind landing on the freeway halfway there so i could step out for a smoke.
[23:21:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i played wing commander, 1942, AND aces of the pacific.
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[23:33:33] * TheMightyBuzzard fucks back off to play some vidya
[23:48:48] <Bytram> chromas: s/nth/uth/
[23:48:50] <exec> <Bytram> <chromas> Recently. We had quite a dry spell though. Maybe it's his time of the mouth
[23:48:56] <Bytram> ;)
[23:49:29] * Bytram wanders to kitchen to make a sammich
[23:49:34] <Bytram> #sammich
[23:49:34] * MrPlow whips up a BLT sammich for Bytram
[23:50:01] <Bytram> that's quicker, but kinda light on substance
[23:50:04] <Bytram> afk biab