#Soylent | Logs for 2018-09-22
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[00:06:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nvidia's Turing GPU Pricing and Performance "Poorly Received" - http://sylnt.us - Wait-until-version-2.0
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[02:04:03] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[02:04:04] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, 19°C/67°F, 7:04 pm PDT, Friday, 21 September 2018
[02:04:04] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, 19°C/67°F, 7:04 pm PDT, Friday, 21 September 2018
[02:05:50] <Konomi> https://techcrunch.com
[02:05:51] <upstart> ^ 03Twitter says bug may have exposed some direct messages to third-party developers
[02:05:53] <Konomi> whoops
[02:06:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft's Jet Crash: Zero-day Flaw Drops After Deadline Passes - http://sylnt.us - jet-drag
[02:36:10] * Deucalion spanks Konomi... immediately regrets it :/
[02:37:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> o nose! my naked pictures!
[02:40:24] <Deucalion> Are those open sores just camera artefacts?
[02:42:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> herpes simplex 42
[02:46:36] <Deucalion> Nothing some Borax and a shotgun can't take care of I'm sure....
[02:47:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleach and a wire brush
[02:49:56] <Deucalion> Treating the symptom... it is the modern way after all....
[02:50:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus then they get to sell you painkillers
[02:53:17] <Deucalion> Keep em just alive enough to profit off em... but not so much they get strength to be uppity.....
[02:55:31] <Deucalion> It'll be OK though... profit wins in the end. YAY
[02:58:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, it worked for them middle eastern folks. they're always going on about their profit.
[02:58:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> like how you can't draw pictures of him and whatnot
[03:00:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> need nicotine. really need bed. think ima put the latter off a little bit longer though and turn off my 5am alarm.
[03:10:37] <chromas> https://www.tbs.com
[03:10:43] <upstart> ^ 03Chapter One | TBS.com
[03:18:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, that late night ambition didn't last long. off i fuck.
[03:19:15] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:19:16] * exec abrasively bitchslaps a fartbox of ciri poo with TheMightyBuzzard
[03:33:10] <Bytram> time for me to hit the hay, too.
[03:33:15] <Bytram> have a great night everyone!
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[03:39:57] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, 21°C/69°F, 8:39 pm PDT, Friday, 21 September 2018
[03:40:25] <Ethanol-fueled> URBAN YOUTHS.
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[03:40:58] <SoyGuest69874> Goddammit
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[03:45:24] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[03:45:25] <upstart> ^ 03Dubai World Record Eagle Flight (uncut version, the full 5 minutes flight)
[04:28:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hayabusa2 Deploys MINERVA Landers to Asteroid Ryugu - http://sylnt.us - payload-for-science
[06:00:16] <Konomi> why am I getting spanked...
[06:46:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Famed Mathematician Claims Proof of 160-Year-Old Riemann Hypothesis - http://sylnt.us - non-trivial
[06:49:00] <chromas> !grab Konomi
[06:49:00] <Bender> Added quote 884
[06:50:14] <chromas> 1,024 quotes soon
[09:06:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Engineers Develop First Method for Controlling Nanomotors - http://sylnt.us - vroom-vroom
[11:26:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sniffing Out Error in Detection Dog Data - http://sylnt.us - no-comment
[11:27:12] <Konomi> damn it
[11:29:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:29:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4316
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[13:46:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What’s the Maximum Gravity We Could Survive? - http://sylnt.us - powered-exoskeleton?
[13:48:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> Happy equinox, everyone!
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[16:07:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Long Does a Quantum Jump Take? - http://sylnt.us - read-and-find-out
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[18:36:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Into the Pot You Go: Maine Restaurant Sedates Lobsters With Cannabis Smoke - http://sylnt.us - final-puff
[21:16:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - French Government Open Sources Secure Operating System: CLIP OS - http://sylnt.us - le-manchot-empereur
[22:13:45] <FatPhil> frick - if you know each row's height, you can do 'datatables' client-side sorting using nothing but CSS
[22:14:19] <FatPhil> just use the CSS 'tabs' trick, but instead of changing Z depth, change Y position.
[22:27:11] <FatPhil> server has to calculate all of the positions itself, of course.
[23:37:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australian Court Rules That Woman Can Use Donor Sperm for IVF Without Estranged Husband's Consent - http://sylnt.us - Sudden-outbreak-of-common-sense