#Soylent | Logs for 2018-09-21

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[00:11:37] <Bytram> takyon: just like clockwork... just got an internal server error when previewing a comment
[00:12:00] <Bytram> and again
[00:12:02] <Bytram> and again
[00:12:17] <Bytram> finally
[00:14:39] <Bytram> #g T221 monitor
[00:14:40] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "The IBM T220 and T221 are LCD monitors that were sold between 2001 and 2005, with a native resolution of 3840×2400 pixels (WQUXGA) on a screen with a ..."
[00:14:41] <upstart> ^ 03IBM T220/T221 LCD monitors - Wikipedia
[00:56:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Introducing the Cloudflare Onion Service - http://sylnt.us - appealing-layers
[01:21:32] <FatPhil> best quote evar about those monitors, from a photographer friend - "Stef [wife] doesn't like them [he had a pair], as you can see a bit of a moustache [on her]"
[01:47:51] <chromas> You can increment yourself by changing the caps
[01:47:55] <chromas> Chromas++
[01:47:55] <Bender> karma - chromas: 221
[01:47:58] <chromas> Chromas--
[01:47:58] <Bender> karma - chromas: 220
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[02:09:40] <exec> welcome alexbst: London, UK, 17°C/62°F, 3:09 am GMT+1, Friday, 21 September 2018
[02:36:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Migrates New Chipsets to "22nm" Node From "14nm" - http://sylnt.us - bigger-is-better...right?
[03:45:29] <Bytram> Bytram++ chromas says this will not work
[03:45:37] <Bytram> bytram++ chromas says this WILL work
[03:45:37] <Bender> karma - bytram: 114
[03:45:41] <Bytram> !woop
[03:45:41] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[03:45:51] <Bytram> bytram-- chromas says this WILL work
[03:45:51] <Bender> karma - bytram: 113
[03:46:57] <chromas> Yep. The lowercase() comes after that check for some reason
[03:47:12] <Bytram> that's wicked smart (not)
[03:47:18] <Bytram> =submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[03:47:19] <upstart> Submitting "Preventing a dengue outbreak at the 2020 Summer Olympics"...
[03:47:41] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[03:48:10] * Bytram just *loves* story submissions that consist of just a single URL
[03:59:52] <Bytram> Well! That WAS interesting! https://www.privacyfly.com
[03:59:52] <upstart> ^ 03NCIX DATABREACH
[03:59:59] <Bytram> #g NCIX
[03:59:59] <MrPlow> https://www.ncix.com - "With a huge selection of computers, accessories, hardware, laptops and more, NCIX combines the best prices, outstanding service an easy way to order."
[04:00:00] <chromas> =submit https://www.thescinewsreporter.com
[04:00:03] <chromas> Did we have this one already?
[04:00:24] <Bytram> what, the meteorite?
[04:00:37] <chromas> oh that was the wrong link
[04:00:42] <Bytram> heh
[04:00:47] <chromas> good thing the bot ignored it for some reason
[04:00:54] <chromas> it's stuck
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[04:01:41] <chromas> this is the one I meant to drag into the window https://www.thescinewsreporter.com
[04:01:52] * chromas blames the mouse
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[04:02:04] <Bytram> clicky
[04:02:47] * chromas scrolls for something interesting but isn't finding much
[04:03:12] <chromas> Maybe my feed needs blockscale deeplearn cloudchain
[04:03:23] <chromas> Teach it which stories are interesting
[04:03:27] <Bytram> buzzwords++
[04:03:27] <Bender> karma - buzzwords: 1
[04:03:36] <Bytram> heh, just saw this link, too: http://go.theregister.com
[04:03:37] <upstart> ^ 03Dead retailer's 'customer data' turns up on seized kit, unencrypted and very much for sale ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
[04:04:56] <chromas> oh that's at the top of my feed now
[04:05:11] <chromas> You're not looking at my feed, are you?
[04:05:11] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[04:05:12] <upstart> ^ 03NCIX data breach: SoylentNews Submission
[04:05:15] <chromas> :D
[04:05:24] <Bytram> which links to: https://www.privacyfly.com
[04:05:25] <upstart> ^ 03NCIX DATABREACH
[04:05:54] <Bytram> which gives an in-depth review of *some* of the contents found -- mindnumbingly complete data
[04:07:31] <Bytram> millions of records going back 13(?) years.. customer names, addresses, phone #s, ordered items...
[04:07:50] <Bytram> complete backup disk images (not encrypted)
[04:08:53] * chromas runs it through ots, gets a nice summary
[04:09:00] <Bytram> ots?
[04:09:09] <Bytram> #g ots summary
[04:09:10] <MrPlow> https://www.rcsb.org - "OTS. 4-(2S-AMINO-1-HYDROXYETHYL)PHENOL. OTS as a free ligand exists in 5 entries. ... View summary at Ligand Expo. Chemical Component Summary."
[04:09:10] <upstart> ^ 03RCSB PDB - OTS Ligand Summary Page
[04:09:12] <chromas> open text summarizer
[04:09:23] <Bytram> hrm? linky?
[04:09:32] <Bytram> #g open text summarizer
[04:09:33] <MrPlow> https://www.splitbrain.org - "This is a webinterface t' th' Open Text Summarizer tool. Yaaarrrrr! The sharks will eat well tonight! The tool automatically analyzes texts in various languages and ..."
[04:09:34] <upstart> ^ 03Open Text Summarizer [splitbrain.org]
[04:09:46] <Bytram> lol
[04:09:57] <chromas> that's a webby front-end. it's also probably in your linux repo
[04:10:48] * Bytram doesn't have linux
[04:10:57] <chromas> (it's also the link I was about to paste :)
[04:11:12] <Bytram> otoh, I am taking steps to get there: https://soylentnews.org
[04:11:16] <upstart> ^ 03Using a 4K (3840x2160) Television as a Computer Monitor and What do I Need to Drive it? - SoylentNews
[04:12:57] <Bytram> chromas: the vast majority of comments to that story make recommendations about the monitor side of things... what are your thoughts on my updating it to give thanks for that info, and ask for suggestions on the graphics card/laptop side of things...
[04:13:29] <Bytram> hmm, I was thinking of rescheduling it to take up another slot to help us get through the night.
[04:13:32] <Bytram> hmm
[04:13:59] <chromas> Create SoyCoin and distribute some to the commenters
[04:14:12] <Bytram> lol
[04:14:17] <Bytram> ~time x
[04:14:19] <exec> Friday, 21 September 2018 @ 4:14 am UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[04:14:24] <Bytram> oi
[04:16:49] <Bytram> rem
[04:16:49] <Bytram> 2018-09-21 04:01:00
[04:17:01] <Bytram> okay, I rescheduled the apple tax story for later
[04:17:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Pays Off its $15.4 Billion Irish Tax Bill - http://sylnt.us - one-bad-apple...
[04:17:55] <chromas> not fast enough
[04:18:16] <Bytram> still in the cache but hits were '0' when I rescheduled.
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[04:25:31] <Bytram> rescheduled to 23:09 UTC
[04:25:50] <Bytram> wait, huh?
[04:25:52] <Bytram> ~time x
[04:25:54] <SoyCow1984> #submit https://thenextweb.com
[04:25:54] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[04:25:54] <exec> Friday, 21 September 2018 @ 4:25 am UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[04:26:20] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[04:26:21] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[04:26:40] <SoyCow1984> #submit https://www.businessinsider.com
[04:26:40] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[04:27:06] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[04:27:06] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[04:27:08] <SoyCow1984> #submit https://jalopnik.com
[04:27:09] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[04:27:27] <Bytram> 23:09 was the original time; rescheduled for: 2018/09/21 03:59:00
[04:27:35] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[04:27:35] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[04:29:01] <Bytram> well, that's it for me; is WELL past the time-to-go-to-sleep.
[04:29:10] <Bytram> have a great night everyone!
[04:32:43] <Bytram> =submit https://phys.org
[04:32:45] <upstart> Submitting "Spotify to let artists post music without labels"...
[04:33:07] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[04:33:48] <Bytram> https://jalopnik.com
[04:33:51] <upstart> ^ 03Tesla Model 3 Gets Five-Star Crash Safety Rating From NHTSA
[04:36:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Using a 4K (3840x2160) Television as a Computer Monitor and What do I Need to Drive it? [Updated] - http://sylnt.us - moar-pixels!
[04:36:35] <chromas> 3840 sounds like uhd
[04:38:39] <Bytram> nod nod
[04:38:41] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[04:38:43] <upstart> ^ 03Microsoft's Jet crash: Zero-day flaw drops after deadline passes ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
[04:39:28] <Bytram> =submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[04:39:29] <upstart> Submitting "Searching for new bridge forms that can span further"...
[04:39:51] <upstart> Submit failed: Something's fucky.
[04:40:01] <Bytram> =submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[04:40:03] <upstart> Submitting "Searching for new bridge forms that can span further"...
[04:40:24] <upstart> Submit failed: Something's fucky.
[04:40:38] <Bytram> ~arthur https://www.sciencedaily.com
[04:40:42] <exec> 791 stories loaded
[04:40:42] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Searching for new bridge forms that can span further"
[04:41:13] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[04:41:18] <Bytram> yays!
[04:41:20] <exec> 790 stories loaded
[04:41:31] <chromas> I should make it dump the whole rehash output for that
[04:41:37] <Bytram> =submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[04:41:39] <upstart> Submitting "How long does a quantum jump take?"...
[04:41:45] <chromas> but usually it just says "something went wrong"
[04:42:00] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[04:42:36] <Bytram> ~arthur https://www.sciencedaily.com
[04:42:40] <exec> 790 stories loaded
[04:42:40] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Microbubble scrubber destroys dangerous biofilms"
[04:43:11] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission - maybe try again in a minute
[04:43:33] <Bytram> ~arthur https://www.sciencedaily.com
[04:43:41] <exec> 790 stories loaded
[04:43:42] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Microbubble scrubber destroys dangerous biofilms"
[04:44:11] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[04:44:17] <exec> 789 stories loaded
[04:44:21] <Bytram> !woop
[04:44:21] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[04:44:23] <chromas> Need to get all the bots subbing at once :)
[04:45:36] <Bytram> yeah, if you think the site can be slow now... :P
[04:45:42] <Bytram> anyway,this time for sure.
[04:46:01] <Bytram> thanks for your help today... muchobliged!
[04:46:05] <Bytram> chromas++
[04:46:05] <Bender> karma - chromas: 221
[04:46:21] <Bytram> #g Karen Valentine 222
[04:46:21] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Karen Lynne Valentine (born May 25, 1947) is an American actress. She is best known for her role as the idealistic schoolteacher Alice Johnson in the ABC comedy drama series Room 222 from 1969 to 1974, for which she won the Primetime ..."
[04:46:22] <upstart> ^ 03Karen Valentine - Wikipedia
[04:48:12] <chromas> Most of the sub time is just waiting for time to go by
[04:48:31] <chromas> Acquire reskey, wait 20 seconds, then commit sub
[04:49:28] <Bytram> chromas: s/sub/travesty/
[04:49:30] <exec> <Bytram> <chromas> Acquire reskey, wait 20 seconds, then commit travesty
[04:49:34] <Bytram> ;)
[04:49:43] <Bytram> ciao for now!
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[04:51:53] <CoySow1234> ~submit https://medium.com
[04:52:09] <CoySow1234> =submit https://medium.com
[04:52:11] <upstart> Submitting "How to be alone: the difference between loneliness and solitude"...
[04:52:33] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
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[05:45:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ampere Launches its First ARM-Based Server Processors in Challenge to Intel - http://sylnt.us - Ampere.-AMD.-Who's-next?
[06:52:34] <FatPhil> ~weather lisbon
[06:52:35] <exec> 10Lisbon, Portugal - currently 66°F / 19°C, sunny, wind N at 11 mph, humidity 86% - Friday sunny (63°F:85°F / 17°C:29°C), Saturday sunny (66°F:92°F / 19°C:33°C), Sunday sunny (69°F:93°F / 21°C:34°C), Monday sunny (68°F:93°F / 20°C:34°C)
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[07:18:37] <exec> welcome ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, 18°C/64°F, 12:18 am PDT, Friday, 21 September 2018
[07:18:47] <ethanol-fueled> niggers.
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[07:19:59] <chromas> That's black African American niggers of color, racist!
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[07:20:13] <exec> welcome ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, 18°C/64°F, 12:20 am PDT, Friday, 21 September 2018
[07:20:19] <ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahhaa
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[07:27:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Peter Thiel's Cannabis Company Was Briefly Worth More Than Twitter - http://sylnt.us - I'm-not-afraid!-You-will-be!!!
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[09:08:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - VW Shows Cargo/Work Version of Battery-Powered Microbus - http://sylnt.us - who-is-this-for-contractors-or-trustafarians
[09:52:56] <FatPhil> nearly tried a new restaurant for lunch today. somewhat faded chalkboard had a very tempting invitation: "Come in and try Battle Toads"
[09:53:26] <FatPhil> on looking closer, it was "Baltic Foods"
[09:53:35] * boru chuckles.
[10:22:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:22:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4312
[10:28:18] <FatPhil> morning buzz
[10:28:28] <FatPhil> (pun intended)
[11:03:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday FatPhil
[11:03:50] * exec cohesively scissors an overflowing treasure chest of null terminators for FatPhil
[11:04:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> missed ya earlier. was way up in the buffer
[11:06:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:06:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:06:45] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 659
[12:07:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - John Deere Just Swindled Farmers Out of Their Right to Repair - http://sylnt.us - sowing-machines
[12:39:37] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:39:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4313
[12:41:08] <Bytram> FatPhil: battle toads... breakfast of champions &reg;
[12:41:12] <Bytram> =)
[12:42:12] <Bytram> #g DMARC
[12:42:12] <MrPlow> https://dmarc.org - "DMARC, which stands for “Domain-based Message Authentication, Reporting & Conformance”, is an email authentication, policy, and reporting protocol."
[12:42:13] <upstart> ^ 03dmarc.org – Domain Message Authentication Reporting & Conformance
[12:42:23] <Bytram> ahhh, got it.
[12:42:32] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[12:42:33] <upstart> ^ 03DMARC Fully Implemented on Two Thirds of U.S. Government Domains | SecurityWeek.Com ( https://www.securityweek.com )
[12:48:25] <Bytram> #g If some is good, and more is better, than too much is just about right
[12:48:26] <MrPlow> https://www.goodreads.com - "“If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!” ― Mae West. Read more quotes from Mae West. Share this quote: Facebook icon."
[12:48:28] <upstart> ^ 03A quote by Mae West
[13:01:57] <Bytram> #g Thunderbolt cable
[13:01:57] <MrPlow> https://www.apple.com - "Apple Thunderbolt Cable lets you conduct fast data transfers by connecting Thunderbolt-enabled devices to your Mac. Get fast, free shipping."
[13:01:58] <upstart> ^ 03Apple Thunderbolt Cable (2.0 m) - White - Apple
[13:03:16] <Bytram> #g USB 3
[13:03:16] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "USB 3.0 is the third major version of the Universal Serial Bus (USB) standard for interfacing .... The Vbus, pin 1, and Ground, pin 4, are the same for USB 1, 2, or 3. A USB2 HDD with 2 USB2 connectors needing a total of 800 mA will draw full ..."
[13:03:17] <upstart> ^ 03USB 3.0 - Wikipedia
[13:33:29] <Bytram> #g autumnal equinox when
[13:33:29] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "An equinox, sometimes called an evennight, is commonly regarded as the moment when the .... Vernal equinox and autumnal equinox: these classical names are direct derivatives of Latin (ver = spring and autumnus = autumn). These are the ..."
[13:33:30] <upstart> ^ 03Equinox - Wikipedia
[13:33:39] <Bytram> #g autumnal equinox when 2018
[13:33:39] <MrPlow> https://www.almanac.com - "The autumnal equinox arrives on Saturday, September 22, marking the official first day of fall. Here's everything you should know about the equinox—plus our ..."
[13:33:41] <upstart> ^ 03Autumnal Equinox 2018: The First Day of Fall
[13:33:52] <Bytram> #g autumnal equinox when 2018 UTC
[13:33:53] <MrPlow> https://www.weather.gov - "AUTUMNAL EQUINOX...(FALL) SEP 22 2018 954 PM EDT - 0154 UTC SEP 23. WINTER SOLSTICE....(WINTER) DEC 21 2018 522 PM EST - 2222 UTC ...2019."
[13:42:42] <Bytram> break time... biab
[13:46:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Spotify to Let Artists Post Music Without Labels - http://sylnt.us - ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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[14:37:59] <SemperOSS> Music without labels? Yeah I've seen those home-burnt CDs being peddled by seedy people on the street corners ... oh wait
[14:39:00] <Bytram> #g foveal
[14:39:00] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "The foveal system of the human eye is the only part of the retina that permits 100% visual acuity. The line of sight is a virtual line connecting the fovea with a ..."
[14:39:01] <upstart> ^ 03Foveal - Wikipedia
[14:39:27] <Bytram> #g foveal rendering
[14:39:28] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Foveated rendering is an upcoming graphics rendering technique which uses an eye tracker integrated with a virtual reality headset to reduce the rendering workload by greatly reducing the image quality in the peripheral vision (outside of the zone gazed by the fovea)."
[14:39:28] <upstart> ^ 03Foveated rendering - Wikipedia
[14:39:51] <SemperOSS> ~gday Bytram
[14:39:54] * exec sexually twerks a drop of reverb for Bytram
[14:40:07] <Bytram> ~gday SemperOSS
[14:40:09] * exec clumsily sodomizes an ace archive of fake news with SemperOSS
[14:40:19] <Bytram> is there an echo in here?
[14:40:44] <SemperOSS> Where ere ere e e ...
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[14:41:31] <SemperOSS> Bytram: How's your 4K project going?
[14:41:52] * Bytram hasn't posted so many comments in one day in... forever!
[14:42:11] <SemperOSS> Good on you
[14:42:32] <SemperOSS> #Coffee++
[14:42:39] <SemperOSS> Coffee++
[14:42:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4314
[14:43:26] <Bytram> well, yes and no. I keep replying, and emptying my message queue.. and then my replies get replies, and I'm back at it again!
[14:43:32] <Bytram> IOW luxury problems! =)
[14:44:07] <SemperOSS> Yeah. At least you found something people have opinions about
[14:44:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.bbc.com Not a fan of Twitch myself, but I'm even less of a fan of censorship.
[14:44:26] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:44:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> Bytram: one of the better first world problems to have, I think.
[14:44:51] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[14:44:53] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[14:45:35] <Bytram> it's been my experience that*most* programmers are more than willing to help out someone who has a genuine interest and curiosity... it's the ones who say "Fix my problem for me" that don't always get treated so nicely.
[14:46:34] <SemperOSS> 'S truly so.
[14:46:39] <Bytram> dang, and I need to get ready for work before too long.
[14:46:48] <Bytram> I've still got sevewral comments to reply to
[14:46:53] <Bytram> need to get cleaned up for work
[14:47:22] <Bytram> and I still haven't figured out why my work schedule merging code (don't ask) is going sideways.
[14:48:16] <SemperOSS> Bytram: I'm gonna start thinking this is personal *Wink* As soon as I start saying anything you're off to work *Sigh*
[14:48:46] <Bytram> is just my wicked, constantly non-consistent schedule
[14:50:17] <SemperOSS> Tell me about it! (Actually, not really.) I find it hard at times finding time to follow conversations here, working and moving and getting things to workl.
[14:51:09] <Bytram> getting things to "workl" -- looks like you've got things pretty well mastered! =)
[14:52:30] <SemperOSS> Thanks but I just had to reinstall my RPi with Debian, replacing Devuan, as the latter could not access the Bluetooth sussystem
[14:52:57] <SemperOSS> Back to systemd ... Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:53:21] <SemperOSS> -> subsystem
[15:03:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[15:03:53] * exec ambivalently crams a handful of terrorists into Bytram
[15:03:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday SemperOSS
[15:03:57] * exec cromulently mixes a C cup of magnets with SemperOSS
[15:04:36] <SemperOSS> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[15:04:37] * exec dianetically stuffs a ramdisk of unchecked privilege into TheMightyBuzzard
[15:05:28] <SemperOSS> TheMightyBuzzard: I think you just got dangerously Scientologised
[15:06:04] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[15:06:05] * exec abnormally separates a potion of 3-in-1 oil from TheMightyBuzzard
[15:06:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries there. i can tell science fiction from reality. never been to california.
[15:06:21] <Bytram> huh... TheMightyBuzzard == Tin Man ??
[15:06:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> nooooooo! my 3-in-1 oil!
[15:06:30] <Bytram> lol
[15:06:43] <Bytram> the squeeky robot gets the grease?
[15:06:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, but it's like right up there with wd40 and duct tape
[15:06:50] <Bytram> yep
[15:06:57] * SemperOSS hands TheMightyBuzzard a can of WD40
[15:07:25] <cmn32480> coffee++
[15:07:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4315
[15:08:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, hey, SemperOSS... got a project for yas. figure out what needs doing to get lithium(dev) handling all the services beryllium does without much in the way of interruption so we can swap bery over to gentoo. no rush on it. tomorrow will be soon enough.
[15:08:51] <SemperOSS> Yeah right
[15:09:25] * cmn32480 passes SemperOSS the SN Fire Extinguisher
[15:09:39] <SemperOSS> I'll have a look into it tout de suite
[15:09:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, okay. monday then.
[15:09:49] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[15:09:58] <Bytram> Monday monday... never trust that day.
[15:10:00] <SemperOSS> cmn32480: Thanks
[15:10:02] <Bytram> #g Monday monday... never trust that day.
[15:10:03] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com - "Mar 2, 2009 ... Play now. Mix - The Mamas & The Papas - Monday MondayYouTube. Mama & The Papas - California Dreamin - (TV Stereo Remaster - 1965) ..."
[15:10:04] <upstart> ^ 03The Mamas & The Papas - Monday Monday
[15:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously, that does need doing. timeline is more of a six to nine months thing though.
[15:10:28] <SemperOSS> Hey Bytram, that's a nice song
[15:10:54] <Bytram> =)
[15:11:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt manic monday
[15:11:02] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[15:11:04] <upstart> ^ 03The Bangles - Manic Monday
[15:11:14] <Bytram> #yt til tuesday
[15:11:15] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[15:11:16] <upstart> ^ 03'Til Tuesday - Voices Carry
[15:11:51] <SemperOSS> Gor, we'll get through the whole week in no time, the way this goes now
[15:13:27] <SemperOSS> #yt wednesday tori amos
[15:13:28] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[15:13:29] <upstart> ^ 03Tori Amos - Wednesday
[15:14:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt tuesday afternoon
[15:14:03] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[15:14:05] <upstart> ^ 03Tuesday Afternoon-The Moody Blues-(Long Extended Version)
[15:24:51] <cmn32480> today I could go for a little more of this
[15:24:52] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[15:24:53] <upstart> ^ 03Disturbed - The Sound Of Silence [Official Music Video]
[15:26:38] <SemperOSS> Are we too loud for you, cmn32480?
[15:26:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> Simon & Garfunkel's version is better.
[15:26:54] <Bytram> #yt thursday
[15:26:55] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[15:26:56] <upstart> ^ 03The Establishment want to send me to Prison again on Thursday!
[15:27:02] <Bytram> #yt thursday's child
[15:27:02] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[15:27:03] <upstart> ^ 03David Bowie... Thursday's Child
[15:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480
[15:27:26] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with a sack of angry weasels
[15:27:26] <cmn32480> SemperOSS - not you guys.... morons I work with
[15:27:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt simon & garfunkle sound of silence
[15:27:28] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[15:27:30] <upstart> ^ 03The Sound of Silence (Original Version from 1964)
[15:28:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Plants Fake Packages in Delivery Trucks to 'Trap' Drivers Who Are Stealing - http://sylnt.us - ♪I've-been-caught-stealing-once-when-I-was-5♪
[15:28:14] <SemperOSS> cmn32480, I thought so but just couldn't help myself ... again
[15:28:38] <cmn32480> nah.. I got hexchat muted
[15:30:16] <cmn32480> but I'm already on the path to reach out and punch someone today
[15:30:29] <cmn32480> had to hang up on a guy who was really pissing me off before I lost my temper
[15:30:34] <Bytram> #yt punch and judy
[15:30:34] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[15:30:55] <upstart> ^ 03Rod Burnett's Punch & Judy Show
[15:31:41] <SemperOSS> cmn32480 that's the problem of interacting with people
[15:31:53] <cmn32480> agreed
[15:32:12] <cmn32480> this particular moron is too stupid to remember his password when it needs changing every 60 days
[15:32:59] <SemperOSS> Didn't you tell him that you had reset his password to a new 200-character version that he had to enter in under 10 seconds to get access?
[15:34:29] <cmn32480> I told him "I'm sorry, I can't fix stupid" and hung up.
[15:34:50] <cmn32480> I have left him stewing for about 24 hours
[15:35:05] <cmn32480> sent him the pwd reset link from the mail server...
[15:35:10] <cmn32480> too dumb to make it work
[15:35:19] <cmn32480> I reset his password... told him what it was...
[15:35:33] <SemperOSS> In my opinion about 90% of people are idiots ... in any given situation
[15:35:34] <cmn32480> he then dropped his phone, breakign the screen so he can't read it.
[15:35:56] <cmn32480> had to get a new phone then proceeds to ask me why all his texts and stuff didn't coem over
[15:36:25] <cmn32480> I told him we don't support personal devices. and texted him the link again... whihc at last check, he STILL can't make work properly
[15:36:52] * cmn32480 isn't feeling real helpful today
[15:37:25] <Bytram> your new password is "I0llo1O"
[15:37:30] <Bytram> ;)
[15:38:01] <SemperOSS> I've been there and done that, did in fact get a T-shirt (OK, polo shirt) ... but I do feel for you
[15:40:35] <SemperOSS> In the days of "floppy" floppy disks, I had a customer ring in and say he had a problem with one of his 5.25 " disks. I asked him to send me the disk so \i could check it. He did so and the following day I received a disk with a not stapled through it
[15:41:20] <SemperOSS> s/ \i/ I/
[15:41:22] <exec> <SemperOSS> In the days of "floppy" floppy disks, I had a customer ring In and say he had a problem with one of his 5.25 " disks. I asked him to send me the disk so \i could check it. He did so and the following day I received a disk with a not stapled through it
[15:41:42] <SemperOSS> s/ \\i/ I/
[15:41:44] <exec> <SemperOSS> In the days of "floppy" floppy disks, I had a customer ring in and say he had a problem with one of his 5.25 " disks. I asked him to send me the disk so I could check it. He did so and the following day I received a disk with a not stapled through it
[15:42:23] <SemperOSS> s/ not / note /
[15:42:24] <exec> <SemperOSS> In the days of "floppy" floppy disks, I had a customer ring in and say he had a problem with one of his 5.25 " disks. I asked him to send me the disk so \i could check it. He did so and the following day I received a disk with a note stapled through it
[15:43:19] <cmn32480> lol
[15:43:24] <cmn32480> I'm not surprised somehow
[15:44:56] <SemperOSS> I'm sure we could start exchanging "war" stories as people do the most strange things
[15:44:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> stapling a note to the corner of a 5.25" disk wouldn't actually break it most of the time.
[15:45:24] <Bytram> it's when you arrange your disks on the wall using a bunch of refrigerator magnets...
[15:45:25] <SemperOSS> True, but this was smack in the middle
[15:45:34] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[15:45:52] * Bytram needs to scoot if he's gonna get in a shower before he heads to work.
[15:46:19] <SemperOSS> You've threatened that a few times now. Go, boy. Go!
[15:46:37] <Bytram> ciao for now!
[15:46:58] <SemperOSS> Arrivaderci
[15:47:37] <Bytram> chromas++ thanks for posting stories to the queue -- I've got to run. Hope you and the gang can keep it filled... remember we switch to weekend spacing after midnight UTC on friday
[15:47:37] <Bender> karma - chromas: 222
[15:48:18] <SemperOSS> Oh, and Bytram, don't take a page out of cmn32480's book ... Treat the customers nicely
[15:48:40] <cmn32480> this job'd be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers
[15:49:29] <SemperOSS> As I said, I know the feeling and feel for you
[15:50:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[15:50:31] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 103
[15:51:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, that's it for my break. back to work.
[15:51:42] <SemperOSS> Don't overexert yourself now
[15:52:58] * SemperOSS will go the way of the chosen few and get on with the many chores awaiting him
[15:53:27] <SemperOSS> Laters peoples
[16:47:46] <FatPhil> Can anyone suggest how I should style HTML tables such that the dynamic hiding/unhiding of a paragraph down to a few-word summary doesn't make it look like shit which will work on all devices of all screen widths?
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[16:48:12] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, 20°C/68°F, 9:48 am PDT, Friday, 21 September 2018
[16:48:12] <FatPhil> e.g. here: http://ratewhisky.org
[16:48:15] <upstart> ^ 03freebeer
[16:48:26] <FatPhil> (i'll shorten the summary anon)
[16:48:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Just in time to slam the Whisky snobs, bahahahaha
[16:49:04] <Ethanol-fueled> hey fatphil, I want to move to estonia. can I find a sugar-mama there and do it easily as a disgusting American pig?
[16:49:21] <Ethanol-fueled> I like that there are a lot of Whites there in addition to the beautiful scenery.
[16:49:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I can work a humble job, like being a farmhand, or retail monkey
[16:49:42] <FatPhil> looking for a cheap russian bride?
[16:50:06] <FatPhil> we have plenty of spare russians here
[16:50:12] <Ethanol-fueled> I want to live in Estonia fatphil, and no I don't want to deal with Slavic women, them be some cold gold-digging bitches
[16:50:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Ethanol-fueled
[16:50:15] * exec buttmagically stuffs dumpster full of store-brand cola into Ethanol-fueled
[16:50:19] <Ethanol-fueled> I want me a Finn or Estonian
[16:50:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Store-brand cola? What the fuck?
[16:50:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wouldn't mind estonia. they have catfish.
[16:50:55] <FatPhil> you display surprisingly good taste
[16:51:18] <FatPhil> TheMightyBuzzard: catfish mostly illegal for food here, IIRC, only seen it once.
[16:51:53] <Ethanol-fueled> fatphil, you're missing out then. Catfish fillets fried in chicken-grease and battered in cornmeal are like CRACK COCAINE
[16:52:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, keep poland under consideration too. good folks who're not fond of communism and an endless supply of pollock jokes.
[16:52:46] <boru> Hungary, also.
[16:52:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, i checked up last time we discussed it. some species are legal at least in some areas.
[16:52:52] <boru> And Switzerland and Austria.
[16:53:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> switzerland is awesome about firearms too. you're required to have one in the house.
[16:53:28] <boru> Austria is better, but yes, Switzerland is good.
[16:53:48] <boru> Austria is the only European country where you can buy guns for self defence.
[16:53:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> neato
[16:53:58] <boru> As in, that's your reason.
[16:54:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> what about "because i want one"?
[16:54:20] <boru> Whereas you can keep your service rifle in .ch, but you can 'hunt' with other stuff.
[16:54:32] <boru> That's basically what you get in Austria.
[16:54:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Hey buzzard, here's a redux:
[16:54:53] <Ethanol-fueled> https://postimg.cc
[16:54:54] <upstart> ^ 030427130156-00 — Postimage.org
[16:54:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> they didn't even let me keep my service rifle here. that's pretty awesome.
[16:55:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Catfishes from the canals of Imperial Valley, CA
[16:55:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmmm... catfish
[16:55:35] <boru> Yeah, you're in the national militia when you leave the service in .ch
[16:55:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> same here technically. you're obliged to supply your own guns though.
[16:56:07] <boru> I think they changed the laws about keeping service ammo stockpiled, but ISTR them wanting to leave the EMEA because of that.
[16:56:19] <boru> i.e. telling the EU to get lost.
[16:56:31] <boru> Similarly so for the full-auto ban.
[16:56:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> went to the mississippi last weekend hoping for a hundred pounder but TR's girl child threw a wall-eyed fit about not getting to do exactly what she wanted all weekend and we had to leave after two hours.
[16:56:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Austria++
[16:56:37] <Bender> karma - austria: 1
[16:56:39] <boru> Austria also want to vote on that.
[16:56:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Ahhh, that sucks Buzzard
[16:57:12] <boru> Long story short, Switzerland and Austria is where it's at. Hungary has things together, too.
[16:57:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i'm still pissed. that's an hour and a half of driving one way for nothing.
[16:57:15] <Ethanol-fueled> I mean shit, why would anybody go to Miss for any reason other than fishing and hunting?
[16:58:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> the temple of bass pro. https://amp.businessinsider.com
[16:58:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy fuck that's some illuminati style shit
[16:59:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's two fucking floors of bass pro, a restaurant, a hotel, and a bar at the top. the edge of the parking lot isn't twenty feet from the bank of the river. those condos to the left of it are on mud island.
[17:00:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> fish in pools all over the showroom floor and alligators around the elevator.
[17:00:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking Bass Pro Shops are the best
[17:00:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> we try and make a pilgrimage to worship at least once a month
[17:00:47] <Ethanol-fueled> I like going to the boat section and getting hardons at all those things I'll never have.
[17:01:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. they have an aluminum bass boat in there right now for barely over $10k. i do covet it.
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[17:01:26] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v fyngyrz] by Aphrodite
[17:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday fyngyrz
[17:02:00] * exec unwittingly runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a ⅓ cup of lucky charms for fyngyrz
[17:02:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Yo!
[17:02:11] <Ethanol-fueled> We got this bastard here:
[17:02:12] <fyngyrz> yo, indeed
[17:02:12] <Ethanol-fueled> https://dynl.mktgcdn.com
[17:02:32] <Ethanol-fueled> The only fucking place including the South that knows how to tenderize alligator meat
[17:02:52] <fyngyrz> TMB, Soylent's been really slow here for about a day. Nothing else seems to be doing that... problem?
[17:02:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. that's what the one in OK looks like. they have a spare on the other side of memphis just in case the river floods the one beside it.
[17:03:05] <Ethanol-fueled> hehehe
[17:03:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> fyngyrz, yup. nothing we can do much about quickly though.
[17:03:43] <fyngyrz> by "yup", you mean, "known problem", yes? So I can forget about it? :)
[17:04:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's going to take some db restructuring to fix, which will not be quick. it won't get worse very fast either though.
[17:04:16] <fyngyrz> okay, all good then
[17:04:30] <cmn32480> ~gday Ethanol-fueled
[17:04:32] * exec viciously pisses a sidechain of pesos on Ethanol-fueled
[17:04:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck, now i wanna blow off getting shit done and go fishing.
[17:05:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually, i want to think about fishing while laying down for a nap. it's fucking hot as hell outside.
[17:05:27] <fyngyrz> EF: And think of the fact that pretty much all alligators know how to tenderize people.
[17:05:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[17:05:33] <exec> 10Humboldt, TN - currently 92°F, mostly sunny, wind SW at 7 mph, humidity 55% - Friday partly cloudy (64°F:92°F), Saturday rain (63°F:70°F), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (66°F:76°F), Monday scattered thunderstorms (68°F:82°F)
[17:05:55] <Ethanol-fueled> TN has a place called Humboldt? Bahahahaha
[17:06:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> a place called frog jump too
[17:06:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Damn that's hot though
[17:06:20] <Ethanol-fueled> ~weather
[17:06:22] <exec> 10San Diego, CA - currently 69°F / 21°C, cloudy, wind W at 3 mph, humidity 72% - Friday partly cloudy (65°F:76°F / 18°C:24°C), Saturday sunny (67°F:77°F / 19°C:25°C), Sunday partly cloudy (64°F:75°F / 18°C:24°C), Monday partly cloudy (64°F:75°F / 18°C:24°C)
[17:06:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> 92 and bunches of humidity. it does suck. and i need to mow two yards.
[17:06:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck man those bugs must be eating you alive.
[17:07:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> surprisingly, no. no mosquitoes here to speak of. not even in the swamp bits.
[17:08:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice
[17:08:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> we had some for like a month for an hour around sunrise and sunset, that's the only ones i've seen worth mentioning the three years i've been here.
[17:08:34] <Ethanol-fueled> We still got plenty of skeeters here.
[17:08:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, OK too and it's dry as hell compared to here.
[17:08:55] * TheMightyBuzzard is confused
[17:09:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i went to an actual swamp last week showing the parents around and there were zero skeeter bites between us.
[17:09:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice
[17:11:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me, i really need to go check out reelfoot lake again. it's a swamp/shallow lake caused by an earthquake that made the mississippi flow backwards for a while while it got filled in.
[17:11:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> looooots of fishies. hour and a half off though.
[17:11:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently has over a thousand breeding pairs of bald eagles that winter at it every year too.
[17:11:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> merica++
[17:11:57] <Bender> karma - merica: 6
[17:13:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> kinda loose and ready for a nap now. started outside work at like 8:30 am and declared that anyone overheating themselves outside was entitled to drink a cold beer regardless of what the clock said.
[17:15:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Hell yeah
[17:15:08] <Ethanol-fueled> merica++
[17:15:08] <Bender> karma - merica: 7
[17:15:27] <FatPhil> ahhh, just hit a random shithole pub for rando beers and rando food
[17:15:49] <Ethanol-fueled> shithole pubs are the best
[17:15:51] <FatPhil> russkij telly playing in the corner
[17:16:21] <FatPhil> yeah, I'm trying to visit every shithol pub in town, before they all close
[17:16:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Woo, the booze is kickin in
[17:16:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Love dem 9/80 schedule
[17:17:11] <FatPhil> what is 9/80?
[17:17:50] <Ethanol-fueled> FatPhil, 9/80 is working 9 hours (instead of 8) Monday thru Thursday
[17:18:09] <Ethanol-fueled> every other Friday is 8 hours. Every other Friday is off.
[17:18:45] <FatPhil> ah, fridays off are good
[17:20:31] <Ethanol-fueled> The military industrial complex loves that schedule, but civvie organizations are starting to offer it
[17:22:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i prefer the whenever the fuck i feel like it schedule but i'll work the whenever it's necessary one as well.
[17:22:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzz, I envy that schedule for sure
[17:23:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> self employment's not for the timid but it has massive benefits.
[17:23:39] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't have the balls to do that. I'm a corporate whore. A bottom-bitch
[17:23:51] <hopdevil> constantly looking for customers is a pain in the ass
[17:24:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah but ultimately you answer to nobody but yourself.
[17:25:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> hopdevil, starting out, absolutely. after a couple years, if you do good work, you have to beat them off with a stick.
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[17:25:43] <FatPhil> fuck me, largest seljanka in the world has arrived. and a huge gulash - I love shithole pubs, you always get great value food.
[17:26:00] <Ethanol-fueled> fatphil, what is a seljanka?
[17:26:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've turned down easily eight figures worth of work since i said screw wage slavery just because i didn't want the money bad enough to do the work.
[17:26:37] <FatPhil> Ethanol-fueled: meaty soup, usually with olives and gerkhins
[17:27:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now is a lean time though. new area where i don't have a local reputation.
[17:27:43] <hopdevil> i didnt win a contract in August, which was annoying
[17:27:48] <hopdevil> i might get one in october
[17:28:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i lost one in, eh, sometime since spring, because i couldn't find hardware i liked that could do the job and i didn't want to do a shitty job.
[17:29:07] <hopdevil> FatPhil: what kind of shithole pub serves russian soup?
[17:29:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, so you didn't want to buy a Mac to do your job>?
[17:29:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahaha
[17:29:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, only a big one. two of them in fact. gotta keep an eye on my girlish figure.
[17:29:38] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't blame 'ya. Every job that requires a Mac...into the trash it goes.
[17:30:03] <pinchy> welcome to the Ethanol-Buzzfeed hour
[17:30:21] <FatPhil> girlish figure? pics or gtfo!
[17:30:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw it was a lack of a 4g modem to go with the other kit i wanted to use. all they had was 2g and we basically have no 2g service left in the us.
[17:30:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, i didn't say skinny girl...
[17:30:46] <Ethanol-fueled> That's some fucking bullshit
[17:31:35] <hopdevil> strap a phone to the side of whatever it was ;P
[17:31:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> had to be a modem because i don't trust a chicken feed mill to administrate a network.
[17:31:49] <FatPhil> hardcore an heroine, it seems
[17:32:06] <Ethanol-fueled> I had to skirt some duties in a job because I had a 4 year-old phone that didn't have the latest bluetooth version that would work with some shit.
[17:32:42] <FatPhil> shot herself up enough to disable her ability to finish the job.
[17:33:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I saw your GITHUB avatar, Nice shades and that Muu-muu blanket was boss as fuck
[17:34:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was a colored pencil doodle TR made like 20 years ago. i really did walk around looking like that though in the winter. and yes my blanket had flowers on it because wtf do i care what's on a blanket.
[17:35:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> we was roomies back in the college days too.
[17:36:02] <cmn32480> you must be old if you roomied with Teddy Roosevelt
[17:36:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> The Roomie
[17:36:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Blocks Twitch Game-Streaming Service - http://sylnt.us - trickle
[17:36:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...didn't I just sumbit that this morning?
[17:36:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Sheeit, mayne, anybody over thirty is "old" now
[17:37:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, wtf? i hear something but it ain't sposed to rain till like dark.
[17:37:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, i'm only old in the morning, around nap time, and past 9pm.
[17:37:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> so there's like three whole hours i'm the same as i ever was every single day
[17:37:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Heheh, I hear that Buzzbomb
[17:38:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, i need nicotine. and another beer. it has calories and there's no point fixing food for lunch when i'm already drinking.
[17:38:54] <cmn32480> who9 could be Teddy Roosevelt...
[17:38:55] <Ethanol-fueled> That's why I hate going to sleep and waking up in the same day. You wake up in a different mode, feeling like a different person
[17:39:17] <hopdevil> so dont stop the party
[17:39:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i only feel like a person who didn't want to wake back up
[17:39:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, smoke break then possible nap break.
[17:39:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[17:39:52] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 660
[17:40:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Have a nice day Buzzbomb. I will have a similar day.
[17:40:49] <FatPhil> fag!
[17:41:22] <Ethanol-fueled> FatPhil, call me a "fag" if you want to.
[17:41:24] <FatPhil> one of my favourite US/UK slang confusions
[17:41:43] <Ethanol-fueled> But Brotherly Love is still alive and well in the U.S.
[17:42:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Not fucking each other in the ass, but having alcohol and tobacco-fueled discussions with your circle of childhood friends, who collectively voted for Donald Trump, Jill Stein, and Hillary Clinton.
[17:42:58] <FatPhil> right, beers drubk, food scoffed, time to hit downtown...
[17:43:44] <Ethanol-fueled> fatPhil, if shit hits the fan here, would you be my sponsor for moving to Estonia?
[17:44:33] <FatPhil> not sure how it works
[17:44:51] <FatPhil> i already have one yank clinging to my coattails
[17:45:01] <Ethanol-fueled> I have an out to Latin America...but I'd rather not live amongst those subhumans.
[17:45:30] <Ethanol-fueled> I need to move to a better place...a WHITER place.
[17:46:59] <hopdevil> russia
[17:47:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Rossia is as polluted as the United States.
[17:47:30] <cmn32480> Siberia is whote most of the year...
[17:47:49] <cmn32480> so is Alaska
[17:48:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Rossia has multiculturalism.
[17:48:47] <FatPhil> only the cultures it couldn't homogenise
[17:48:50] <Ethanol-fueled> ...And plenty of fifth-columnists ready to vote banning Linus from administering his own baby.
[17:49:01] <hopdevil> i guess estonia isnt considered a nordic country
[17:49:13] <FatPhil> baltic
[17:51:47] <Ethanol-fueled> I will leave now. But I may return.
[17:52:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Drunker than ever before!
[17:52:13] <Ethanol-fueled> WHOOWHOOHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
[17:53:15] <FatPhil> fuckin amateurs
[17:54:05] <Ethanol-fueled> hey phatphil - grab yourself a sense of humor
[17:54:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, nothin wrong with mexico. they invented tequila and the lunchtime nap.
[17:55:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> which i think i'll now have one of.
[17:55:11] <hopdevil> tequila?
[17:55:31] <hopdevil> tequila induced nap?
[17:55:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzbomb, I don't feel like having my head cut off tonight.
[17:55:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> just the nap for now. maybe a margarita later since i have the fixings handy.
[17:56:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Mexico is a great place, it just needs to solve the Mexican problem.
[17:56:34] <hopdevil> they should build a wall
[17:56:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Now, I like these guys: impulsive, full of machismo
[17:57:08] <hopdevil> ya latina america kinda sucks
[17:58:22] <Ethanol-fueled> But they're not the kind of people you want to get shit done.
[17:59:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Unless that "getting shit done" is chainsawing your head off in the public square.
[17:59:39] <hopdevil> just steal their culture, food and booze and go somewhere else
[18:00:16] <Ethanol-fueled> hopdevil, I recall a friend who had a good idea for a good business venture:
[18:00:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Mexican food in Scotland.
[18:00:45] <Ethanol-fueled> That's my idea, don't you dare steal it!
[18:00:55] <hopdevil> europeans are terrible with mexican food
[18:01:08] <hopdevil> in germany it was overly sweet
[18:01:17] <hopdevil> they cant handle spice
[18:01:48] <hopdevil> instead of burritos everything is a "wrap"
[18:01:52] <Ethanol-fueled> What? You've seen the in-and-outs of cultures over millenia...
[18:02:33] <Ethanol-fueled> ....and yet you can't handle some classic asshole-burning spice? And you want to SWEETEN it now...
[18:03:52] <hopdevil> they have taco bell I'm sure, but that is a different kind of asshole burn
[18:04:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, Americans used to look up to Europeans. You were the shining beacon of examples of what a civilized society must me.
[18:04:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Now, look at yourselves. You're no better than Somalia.
[18:05:17] <hopdevil> europe should build a wall now? i guess that is what brexit is
[18:05:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Civilized societies are going to go full Metal Gear, living from repurposed oil platforms off the coast of Costa Rica
[18:07:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Linus and the Linux Kernel was a big demoralizing defeat.
[18:08:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Even the mighty asshole could not defend the monster he created.
[18:08:33] <hopdevil> i think large open source projects should carefully consider corporate influences
[18:08:58] <hopdevil> it is something no one could have predicted back when things were still fresh
[18:09:49] <Ethanol-fueled> hopdevil, we can only hope that alternatives will emerge.
[18:09:56] <hopdevil> open source should be a safe place where hyper autistic assholes can do their magic without fear of social norms
[18:10:16] <Ethanol-fueled> agreed, hopdevil.
[18:10:40] <hopdevil> or, well new social norms
[18:10:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Anyway, I will leave now. But I will return. Later. DRUNK.
[18:10:57] <hopdevil> ta ta
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[20:20:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, what EF don't get is you don't go to mexico to get shit done. you go to mexico to lay around in the sun, drink, take naps, and flirt with pretty senoritas.
[20:25:30] <cmn32480> and as a white guy... risk getting kidnapped
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[22:26:34] <Deucalion> hmm.... *fire
[22:27:55] <Deucalion> maybe it's a dire fire... ~mulls~
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