#Soylent | Logs for 2018-09-07
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[01:27:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Volvo Rolls Electric Heavy Machinery into Emission-Free Quarry Test Site - http://sylnt.us - clear-improvement?
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[02:33:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-mia3-2.xx.fbcdn.net
[02:34:12] <Bytram> methinks there may be at some success at data compression on that
[02:34:57] * Bytram is losing hair trying to worry out a SQL query
[02:36:28] <Bytram> get the uid, nick, cid, sid, and comment title of all comments posted to stories in the past month where the date the comment was posted was more than 3 days after the story went live.
[02:37:17] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[02:37:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't ask me right now. too close to bedtime.
[02:38:03] <Bytram> or, maybe 5 days instead of 3 days... basically am trying to see who, if anyone, is trying to post to a "quiet" story and push an agenda knowing nobody will likely see what they wrote, but they can still make their (now uncontested) comment.
[02:38:16] <Bytram> call it "Late Commenting"
[02:38:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> thus reply notifications
[02:38:31] <Bytram> and yes, it is late, and too close to my bed time, too.
[02:39:00] <Bytram> nah, not just replies to MY comments, I mean in general...
[02:39:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, stealth commenting can't really happen except in response to acs because of reply notifications though.
[02:39:46] <Bytram> folk who are trying to post a snide comment (possibly not in reply to anyone's prior comment on that story; so a top-level comment)
[02:39:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[02:40:00] <Bytram> choo!
[02:40:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'a three table query at the very least
[02:40:39] <Bytram> so, replies to ACs, and TLCs can get posted without notifications.
[02:40:41] <Bytram> yep.
[02:41:10] <Bytram> prolly need something from each of: story, story_text, comments, and users
[02:41:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't need story_text
[02:41:46] <Bytram> well, I'd like at least the first 60 or so chars of the story title
[02:42:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> title's in stories, no?
[02:42:30] <Bytram> I don't see it there, no.
[02:42:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, four then
[02:42:57] <Bytram> k, that's what I came up with
[02:43:09] <Bytram> so, I've not totally lost my mind
[02:43:47] <Bytram> but getting all the joins correct so I don't retrieve world+dog by accident... I'm a bit rusty.
[02:43:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd be tempted to make a temporary table for that query
[02:44:17] <Bytram> don't recall ever having to do that
[02:44:38] <Bytram> was thinking more of using a subquery (or two)
[02:44:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh you generally don't HAVE to but it's easier sometimes
[02:44:57] <Bytram> ahhh, nod nod
[02:46:08] <Bytram> come to think of it, I'm kinda surprised we don't have something like that already in the admin bar SECURITY "section"
[02:46:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ask me in the morning and i might can get it worked out before my coffee kicks in and reminds me what a pain it'll be
[02:46:30] <Bytram> lol
[02:46:48] <Bytram> will try to remember... no promises on how awake I'll be tomorrow
[02:46:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> no need. who cares if someone gets the last word on a story everyone's done with?
[02:47:16] <Bytram> gotta open my dept alone in the AM, so can't afford to come in late, and it's back to school so traffic has picked up a bit, besides
[02:47:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleck
[02:47:51] <Bytram> people who then refer back to the uncontested statement they'd made.
[02:48:37] <Bytram> we are dealing with, how to phrase it, people who are not terribly concerned with finding the truth but more about advancing a point, by whatever means possible
[02:48:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> too easy to refute. uncontested don't mean correct or true.
[02:49:10] <Bytram> heh, reminds me of a line from a song
[02:49:27] <Bytram> #g lyric ain't no use talking when nobody's listening
[02:49:28] <MrPlow> https://genius.com - "Young Turks Lyrics: Billy left his home with a dollar in his pocket / And a head full of dreams ... But there ain't no point in talking. When there's nobody listening"
[02:49:29] <upstart> ^ 03Rod Stewart – Young Turks
[02:49:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> this the only song i cares bout tonight: https://www.youtube.com
[02:49:43] <upstart> ^ 03Jerry Reed - East Bound and Down
[02:49:44] <Bytram> yep, that's the one
[02:50:04] <Bytram> oh, darn... I th0ought it was an hour earlier than it is.
[02:50:16] <Bytram> is gonna be another not-long-enough night
[02:50:29] <Bytram> humidity--
[02:50:29] <Bender> karma - humidity: -10
[02:50:36] <Bytram> and, for good measure:L
[02:50:40] <Bytram> poutine--
[02:50:40] <Bender> karma - poutine: -419
[02:50:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> sally field's the only major character left from that movie
[02:50:58] <Bytram> not familiar with it
[02:51:09] <Bytram> but it will have to wait for the morrow
[02:51:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> smokey and the bandit?!
[02:51:12] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:51:14] * exec problematically pours a raid 2 volume of poofy onion cheese dip for TheMightyBuzzard
[02:51:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight Bytram
[02:51:21] * exec proverbially pisses leathery bag of cheddar on Bytram
[02:51:27] <Bytram> oh, THAT one! Yep, that one I know
[02:51:34] <Bytram> *cheese* !!!
[02:51:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> rather cheesy tonight
[02:51:50] <Bytram> #g a grand day out
[02:51:50] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "A Grand Day Out with Wallace and Gromit, later marketed as A Grand Day Out, is a 1989 British stop-motion animated short film directed and animated by Nick ..."
[02:51:51] <upstart> ^ 03A Grand Day Out - Wikipedia
[02:52:06] <Bytram> and, on that fine note...
[02:52:13] <Bytram> laters!
[02:52:21] <Bytram> have a great night everyone!
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[03:02:42] <AzumaHazuki> i'm building a bed frame :) a simple one, and it's not youtube how to material by any means, but it's coming along
[03:03:29] <AzumaHazuki> so: flannel shirt, indigo girls CDs, and now a consuming passion for hardware stores. the lesbian stereotype trifecta is complete :V
[03:06:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Acoustophoretic Printing - http://sylnt.us - sounds-good-to-me!
[03:07:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> swap dolly or reba for the indigo girls and we could hang
[03:09:17] <AzumaHazuki> let me go back to Menards for some rope and you can hang :v
[03:09:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> with this $75K remodel we're doing, i may as well buy stock in the local hardware stores.
[03:09:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i'm already hung but thanks for thinking of me
[03:10:01] <AzumaHazuki> no, no, hanged. different word. people always confuse those for some reason
[03:11:11] <chromas> Sounds like bad grammar though, like "peoples"
[03:11:19] <chromas> (and "persons")
[03:11:48] * TheMightyBuzzard gets to put in a french drain ramjack wanted over $20K for as soon as the bees get removed from the soffit
[03:11:51] <AzumaHazuki> anyway, got to get some 2" wood screws to attach the 2x4s to the bottom of the slats for support, then lay down the drop cloth, sand a bit, and paint. tomorrow. it is 10 in the night and neighbors do not want to hear power tools or Slavic swear words
[03:13:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, hey, if you're really feelin the woodworking, have a look into hand planes. you get a MUCH nicer surface than it's possible to get by sanding. mind you it can be too smooth to take stain or paint well.
[03:13:34] <AzumaHazuki> limited budget and very small space. it's a small miracle i was able to pull this much off...
[03:14:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, garage sale then maybe. once in a while you can find epic tool deals at them.
[03:14:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus you get solid woodworking street cred for knowing how to use them.
[03:14:52] <AzumaHazuki> i wanna put the legs on (floor flange, pipe, pipe cap) but again...neighbors do not need to hear "*vrrrrrrRRRRzt!* DA YOBANIY UROD CYKA BLYAT!" right now
[03:16:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. i run into a similar problem when i wake up at 5am every morning and it's cool enough to work outside but i'd get the cops called on me.
[03:17:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, you're ~building~ the bedframe instead of buying the premade bedframe pieces like most bed makers?
[03:18:42] <AzumaHazuki> yup. i got 2 6' 4 by 4s, got 10 54" 1 x 4s cut, and 2 2 x 4 6' studs. and a crapton of wood screws
[03:19:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> meant the metal bits but kudos for that as well
[03:19:09] <AzumaHazuki> this is very, very rough. definitely not resellable
[03:19:28] <AzumaHazuki> and some of the slats are juuuust a bit off square, if you look at the frame standing up
[03:20:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> everything's always juuuuust a bit off in carpentry unless you're making cabinets. no worries.
[03:20:43] <AzumaHazuki> so many youtube videos showing so many beautiful exact frames ;-;
[03:21:20] <AzumaHazuki> and here's me like "this is babby's first bed frame, maybe it won't break"
[03:21:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, yeah, they just look exact unless you hold a square up to them. everyone's off a degree or two one way or the other unless they just got smiled upon by the hammer gods.
[03:23:05] <AzumaHazuki> mweh, as long as it works and doesn't break...it shouldn't, not with a couple of 2 x 4s underlying the slat set at 1/3 and 2/3 the length
[03:23:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> 2x4s oriented vertically or horizontally?
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[03:24:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> the 4" bit i mean
[03:24:33] <AzumaHazuki> horizontal. that's why i got two of them. i can't find 5"+ wood screws and don't trust myself to be able to drill that straight down anyway
[03:24:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[03:25:05] <AzumaHazuki> mine is not the drill that shall pierce the heavens ;-;
[03:25:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine's got a battery, so i'm in no position to cast stones
[03:26:29] <AzumaHazuki> oh, mine too. it's this cute little black and decker number i got on sale for like $30
[03:26:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, for future reference, you can arrange the two 2x4s in a T and it's a LOT stronger than like =
[03:27:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> same theory as I beams
[03:27:33] <AzumaHazuki> huhhh...there's a lot about the phyics of this stuff i don't know yet, yeah
[03:27:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> or even like an L so you can easily drop the slats on them still holds more weight.
[03:28:35] <AzumaHazuki> oh, what i'm going to end up with for slats will look kind of like a really wide, fat ladder, or railroad tracks
[03:29:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> should work fine. three 1x4 slats is generally enough but as long as it holds the bed up it don't really matter how you do it.
[03:30:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe more for a king
[03:31:10] <AzumaHazuki> er...my girlfriend and i together are a bit north of 250lb and, um, there's going to be...short, localized periods of heavy stress on it, sooooo~
[03:31:54] <chromas> "*vrrrrrrRRRRzt!* DA YOBANIY UROD CYKA BLYAT!"
[03:32:28] <AzumaHazuki> right, we don't want that happening in either context :v
[03:33:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah. most beds are designed with that sort of thing in mind and use 3-4 1x4 slats. not sure on king size beds though. never owned one.
[03:33:12] <AzumaHazuki> (if you're wondering, the Russian is a nonsense string of swears, more or less "gaaah, fuckin' freak bitch whore!")
[03:34:23] * TheMightyBuzzard is flipping back and forth between here and watching a tiny asian chick hunting enormous snakes or something
[03:35:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like she's electrocuting and collecting fish right now but i think she's after a bigass snake for some reason
[03:35:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[03:36:09] <upstart> ^ 03LIVE: The Most Amazing Girl Fishing River Monsters
[03:36:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> das some crazy shit. still better than noodling though.
[03:38:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice. catfish.
[03:39:07] * TheMightyBuzzard fucks off to get nicotine then probably sleep
[03:42:35] <AzumaHazuki> yum, catfish :9 i am going to learn to make proper canh chua ca one of these days...
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[03:54:54] <exec> welcome alexbst: London, UK, 10°C/50°F, 4:54 am GMT+1, Friday, 7 September 2018
[04:46:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Large Wind and Solar Farms in the Sahara Would Increase Heat, Rain, Vegetation - http://sylnt.us - and-later-what?
[04:48:55] <chromas> What? But I thought renewable energies were side-effect free!
[04:49:12] <AzumaHazuki> i don't think anyone who actually knows about renewable energy says that
[04:49:20] * chromas begins to suspect that wind farms really will slow down the wind
[04:49:37] * chromas puts on a recycled aluminum helmet
[04:49:37] <AzumaHazuki> TANSTAAFL, remember. for every action etc etc. karma's a bitch.
[04:51:50] <chromas> I just need a lion reference now
[04:52:09] <chromas> I got the straw man and tin man hat
[04:52:09] <AzumaHazuki> do you have a car to get into?
[04:53:03] <chromas> I do not.
[04:53:07] * chromas looks around for looming cats
[05:32:47] * Konomi yawns and flops
[06:16:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's Kepler Telescope Wakes Up, Begins Hunting for Planets Again - http://sylnt.us - the-hunt-is-on
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[06:59:01] <Konomi> time to go out and deal with the general public, aka the stupids
[07:58:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Studies Show that Probiotics are "Quite Useless" - http://sylnt.us - biodetectives
[08:27:02] <FatPhil> And my jolly anagram of the day is "Lethal doses of meth = So, the smell of death?"
[08:46:07] <Konomi> PJs mode on ~
[08:54:31] <FatPhil> as long as it's not PB&Js mode on.
[08:56:02] <Konomi> that's not my kink so no ;p
[09:27:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bonnethead Shark Found to be Omnivorous, Digesting Nutrients From Seaweed - http://sylnt.us - does-it-eat-vegetables,-milk-and-eggs?
[10:48:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:48:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4275
[11:06:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Charges North Korean Hacker in Sony, WannaCry Cyberattacks - http://sylnt.us
[11:16:06] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:16:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4276
[11:27:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:27:32] * exec quietly sodomizes an i/o stream of 🖕 with Bytram
[11:28:13] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:28:15] * exec spontaneously ships Santa's bag of sadness with TheMightyBuzzard
[11:28:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> think we both lost
[11:28:38] <Bytram> mojibake on my end
[11:28:42] <Bytram> hold on
[11:29:45] <Bytram> Oh. yep, I agree.
[11:32:50] <Bytram> so much more comfortable, temperature wise, atm
[11:33:05] <Bytram> high 80's and 90% humidity is not my dea of a good time.
[11:33:09] <Bytram> s/dea/idea/
[11:33:11] <exec> <Bytram> high 80's and 90% humidity is not my idea of a good time.
[11:33:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:33:44] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy with afternoon showers or thunderstorms. High near 90F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 40%. Tomorrow: Variable clouds with scattered thunderstorms. High 84F. Winds SSW at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 60%. Locally heavy rainfall possible.
[11:34:00] <Bytram> is now down to 'bout 60 though humidity is still at 'bout 80%
[11:34:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice. hasn't been mid-80s in a good long while here.
[11:34:18] <Bytram> dewpoint is a right nice 52F -- yays!
[11:34:54] <Bytram> yeah, and with my AC on the fritz, and me being on the top (third) floor, it ain't been no picnic
[11:35:34] <Bytram> last I checked, it seems that topical depression Gordon is gonna do a swing round to your west -- happy to see thatr
[11:37:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> kinda disappoints me. we could use the rain.
[11:39:38] * Bytram tries to remember what happened the last time ya tried a rain dance
[11:40:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i can't go fishing this weekend anyway. family coming to visit so i gotta debachelor the house.
[11:40:24] * Bytram chuckles
[11:41:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're like one inch of rain below our yearly average in september, so a wet year, but it hasn't rained hardly at all in the past month.
[11:45:06] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:45:08] * exec presumably instantiates a spankbank of everlasting gobstoppers for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:45:16] <cmn32480> you won
[11:45:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:45:21] * exec irrevocably experiences a beaker of BEER-brand beer with cmn32480
[11:45:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, all yours
[11:45:50] <cmn32480> I'll share my beer if you share the candy
[11:45:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[11:46:00] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:46:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4277
[11:46:07] <cmn32480> ~WEATHER
[11:46:08] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD - currently 77°F / 25°C, mostly cloudy, wind N at 4 mph, humidity 83% - Friday scattered thunderstorms (71°F:88°F / 22°C:31°C), Saturday rain (62°F:73°F / 17°C:23°C), Sunday rain (64°F:67°F / 18°C:19°C), Monday thunderstorm (74°F:84°F / 23°C:29°C)
[11:46:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> good idear
[11:46:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:46:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4278
[11:46:15] <Bytram> cmn32480: !!
[11:46:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:46:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:46:17] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 652
[11:46:20] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[11:46:20] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[11:46:25] * exec problematically runs the Installshield Wizard to set up the last bucket of gaiety for bytram
[11:46:25] * exec allegedly cyberbullies some cream of stale doughnuts at cmn32480
[11:46:37] <Bytram> tie, I think
[11:46:49] <cmn32480> we'll share TMB's candy with you
[11:46:54] <Bytram> yum!
[11:47:02] <Bytram> Ain't that... sweeeet?
[11:47:20] <cmn32480> with a face like this how can I not be?
[11:47:34] <Bytram> would love to stay and chat... something something be at work in just over an hour something
[11:47:42] <Bytram> good point
[11:47:44] <cmn32480> I'm already at work
[11:47:48] <cmn32480> have a good day!
[11:47:50] <Bytram> (like your head? ;)
[11:47:53] * cmn32480 has a face for radio
[11:47:59] <Bytram> lol!
[11:48:36] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: Oh, you asked me to remind you about that SQL query we were talking about last night
[11:48:45] <Bytram> consider yerself reminded. ;)
[11:49:03] * cmn32480 has the walking farts... this isn't good
[11:49:44] * Bytram notes In large part, what I'm looking for is what had been giving our now-ex EiC kiniptions
[11:49:51] <Bytram> aka JR
[11:50:04] <Bytram> cmn32480: better hold still and... concentrate them?
[11:50:13] <Bytram> ok, gtg
[11:50:16] <Bytram> may be biab
[11:50:36] <cmn32480> that coudl be... explosive!
[11:55:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, okay
[12:14:26] <Konomi> nothing like a building evacuation to wake one up from a nap
[12:14:44] <cmn32480> sorry.. I warned everybody I was farting
[12:15:18] <Konomi> I'd be worried if your farts were at a tempreture 57c +
[12:15:30] <Konomi> ause that's what it takes to trigger the sprinklers
[12:16:14] <Konomi> apparently a sprinkler "triggered" in the other building in the hallway
[12:16:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's not worrying, that just means you lit them.
[12:16:37] <Konomi> betting someone carrying something far too high hit it and busted it
[12:26:17] <cmn32480> that never happens... <eye roll>
[12:36:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple to Provide Online Portal for Law Enforcement Data Requests - http://sylnt.us - police
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[14:28:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Won't Void Warranties or Sue Pros Seeking Security Vulnerability Rewards - http://sylnt.us - just-doin-the-right-thing
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[15:51:44] <pinchy> https://www.theguardian.com
[15:51:46] <upstart> ^ 03Tesla shares crash after Elon Musk smokes joint on live web show
[16:06:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Huawei Caught Cheating on Smartphone Benchmark - http://sylnt.us - dishonorable-discharge
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[17:28:42] <SoyCow0245> #submit https://threatpost.com
[17:28:43] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:29:08] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:29:09] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[17:29:13] <SoyCow0245> #submit https://www.bankinfosecurity.com
[17:29:14] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:29:39] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[20:33:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-mia3-2.xx.fbcdn.net
[20:33:43] <cmn32480> crap.. I'm gonig blind...
[20:35:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Discoverer of Radio Pulsars Receives Breakthrough Prize, Donates $3 Million Award Money - http://sylnt.us - three-dollars-million
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[21:44:56] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: nuh uh!
[21:45:14] <chromas> I went blind first
[21:45:23] <chromas> Therefore I posit blindness causes masturbation
[21:46:08] <Deucalion> What else is there to do when you suddenly find yourself in the dark?
[21:46:57] <chromas> Take off your pants and jacket
[21:47:53] <Deucalion> Well that would be the pre-cursor... but then what?
[21:48:25] <chromas> whatever rhymes with jacket
[21:48:44] <Deucalion> D'oh
[21:49:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> "learn Braille, read Leigh Brackett"?
[21:50:47] <Deucalion> Does fuel some thought so. What would you actually do if one day you awoke to find you had lost a sense overnight?
[21:50:53] <chromas> His head says "no" but his heart says "bump, bump, bump-bump bump"
[21:51:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> Deucalion: step 1: panic.
[21:51:23] <Deucalion> Agreed
[21:51:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> step 2: depends on which sense I've lost.
[21:51:38] * chromas lays out an emergency rope
[21:52:14] <Deucalion> step 1a. Wonder if you're actually still asleep and only dreaming of having woken up.
[21:52:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> Losing sight would have immediate consequences that would need to be dealt with in an immediate fashion; losing the sense of touch has some potentially VERY BAD consequences but can be dealt with while mostly living a normal life.
[21:53:53] <Deucalion> I've had that a few times... "waking" up multiple times only to realise I'm still not actually awake and the random shit going on is just another layer of dreaming... but it's fine when you wake... only for it to repeat. Is that just me?
[21:56:49] <Deucalion> Losing sight overnight.... once the panic is over... reach for my backup Nokia with actual buttons on it and dial for some medical attention. How TF would you do that with a phone that has no buttons and the dialler is all on screen?
[21:58:19] <Deucalion> Losing touch... not so bad... you can see what your fingers a doing while you dial.
[21:59:24] <Deucalion> Lose both sight and touch in one night. That's a hard one.
[22:14:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, wut? on, the picture.
[22:17:18] <chromas> yes
[22:17:29] <chromas> swap top and bottom
[22:17:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, "hey google, cancel my pornhub subscription"
[22:17:45] <chromas> THIS IS AN INJUSTICE!!
[22:17:50] <chromas> Blind people need braille porn
[22:18:13] <chromas> (.Y.)
[22:18:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> do blind people get exempted from the no touching rule at nudie bars?
[22:19:02] <chromas> No. The dancers have to grab the blind person's hands and do all the work
[22:23:54] * TheMightyBuzzard needs some dark glasses and one of them whack people in the shins canes
[22:36:17] <Deucalion> It's probably best not to touch anything at a nudie bar, it's either going to cost a fortune or leave a rash, likely both. And that's just the bar. Somewhat like those native american gambling emporiums... expect to lose one way or another. :D
[22:37:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AMD Announces Dual-Core Athlon 200GE With Vega Graphics for $55 - http://sylnt.us - cheaper-hardware
[22:43:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, the tepee always wins
[22:56:38] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, might have lost out on the whole land thing at some point.... I'm not entirely sure being "permitted" to run gambling halls in exchange for the vast expanse of half a continent of land while being confined to "reserved" areas of unproductive land is exactly winning per se. Oh wait, we're supposed to call that ancient history and just get on with our festering debt based economy that fucks pretty much everyone.
[22:57:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> exactly, if everyone's fucked it's totally fair.
[22:57:48] <Deucalion> Not everyone is fucked though are they.
[22:57:55] <hopdevil> I drink your milkshake
[22:58:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, poor incels
[22:58:35] <Deucalion> incels?
[22:59:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, they're not getting fucked.
[22:59:35] <Deucalion> No, I meant... define "incel"
[23:00:08] <chromas> Involuntary celibate.
[23:00:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> involuntarily celibate person. generally a beta male who's decided how to get laid is to fawn over SJW chicks.
[23:00:27] <chromas> "I'm not getting any and it's everybody else's fault"
[23:01:15] <hopdevil> #g incel
[23:01:15] <MrPlow> https://www.urbandictionary.com - "I'm pretty sure Ryan is an incel. Yesterday he made a facebook post about how all women are shallow and exist to torture men by \"denying\" them sex, as if sex is ..."
[23:01:16] <upstart> ^ 03Urban Dictionary: incel
[23:02:13] <chromas> It's also a general-purpose insult now, like "cuck", but used by 'leftists'
[23:03:16] <Bytram> #g cuck
[23:03:17] <MrPlow> https://www.urbandictionary.com - "I know John's always wanted a girlfriend but since him and Mary started dating he's become a cuck. She spends all of his money and flirts openly with other men."
[23:03:18] <upstart> ^ 03Urban Dictionary: cuck
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[23:03:21] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, 25°C/77°F, 6:03 pm CDT, Friday, 7 September 2018
[23:03:39] <Bytram> short for cuckold?
[23:03:42] <Bytram> #g cuckold
[23:03:42] <MrPlow> https://www.urbandictionary.com - "Cuckolds exist on a spectrum between two extremes. One on end is the masochistic cuckold who enjoys humiliations, degradation, and other demeaning ..."
[23:03:43] <upstart> ^ 03Urban Dictionary: Cuckold
[23:03:45] <Runaway1956> Exec is slipping. There is also a 100% chance of ice cream tonight.
[23:09:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd agree but i'm trying to avoid sugar lately. figured out i don't get low blood sugar shakes if i don't actually eat sugar.
[23:14:37] <Runaway1956> Mmmmmm - health concerns. They want me to quit smoking, stop drinking coffee, lose weight, get more exercise
[23:14:42] <Runaway1956> on and on it goes
[23:16:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i don't mind dying but i draw the line at being dizzy
[23:16:51] <Runaway1956> I remember the feeling years ago of hypoglycemia
[23:17:02] <Runaway1956> I'd eat a candy bar, and be alright in a couple minutes
[23:17:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, that's the one
[23:17:17] <Runaway1956> but, yes, the dizy sucked
[23:40:57] <Deucalion> Who knew... if you don't partake of a drug you don't get the withdrawals.
[23:41:50] <Bytram> From what I've read... I should not smoke. I should not drink. And I should not carouse around with women. I gave it a lot of thought and decided to give up reading.
[23:46:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram++
[23:46:08] <Bender> karma - bytram: 102
[23:46:16] * Deucalion espies on of Bytram's pocket jokes
[23:46:43] * TheMightyBuzzard hears his bbq beeping at him and wanders back off
[23:46:45] <Deucalion> Life will kill ya AMIRIGHT!
[23:46:51] * Bytram SO wishes he could take credit for that one, but heard it from someone else MANY years ago.
[23:47:33] <Bytram> more like *lack* of life will kill ya.
[23:47:48] * Deucalion wonders what real man had a BBQ that effin beeps? What is this the 21st century or something? Oh.... wait...
[23:48:29] <Bytram> something like that
[23:49:01] <Bytram> Deucalion: don;t know how familiar you are with things on this side of the pond, but did you hear of the passing of actor Burt Reynolds?
[23:49:10] <Deucalion> Bytram, that's quite profound in a way you didn't intend. A lack of "a" life could lead to resorting to crutches.
[23:49:33] <Bytram> start of Smoky and the Bandit, Deliverance, etc
[23:49:54] <Bytram> if you could use a light-hearted moment...here's the first thing that came to my mind
[23:49:57] <Deucalion> I heard Mr Reynolds passed away due to heart attack.
[23:50:11] <chromas> But his mustache lives on in all of us
[23:50:13] <Bytram> #yt Johnny Carson Burt Reynolds whipped cream
[23:50:14] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[23:50:15] <upstart> ^ 03Burt Reynolds on the Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson
[23:50:57] <Bytram> if that doesn't make you laugh, you done must have run into a severe lack of life
[23:51:35] <Deucalion> Jeebs Bytram... did you move to Georgia?
[23:51:42] <Bytram> nopre
[23:52:18] <Deucalion> "you done must have" ??? what kind of assemblage is that?
[23:52:56] <Bytram> quirky
[23:53:24] * Bytram coughs from laughing so hard from re-watching that video
[23:53:58] <Deucalion> Oh I see... click the link already.
[23:54:09] * Deucalion goes all paranoid
[23:54:17] <Bytram> lol
[23:54:22] * Bytram chuckles
[23:54:33] * Bytram guffaws... again!
[23:54:42] <Deucalion> That's sinister....
[23:55:39] <Bytram> and... did you laugh?
[23:57:31] <Deucalion> What? You think I clicked on it after that? It's no doubt some HILARIOUS clip of a chat show where they all mutually masturbate by doing HILARIOUS things and be OUTRAGEOUS.
[23:58:50] * Bytram detects a LARGE combination of rather RANDOM thoughts masquerading as a LAME attempt at a MADLIB
[23:59:53] <Deucalion> But then the sight of a female human's ankle is a cause being stoned to death in some places. I don't understand.