#Soylent | Logs for 2018-08-29
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[00:05:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trump Administration “Taking a Look” at Whether Google and its Search Engine Should be Regulated - http://sylnt.us - ministry-of-truth
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[00:53:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> boredom--
[00:53:01] <Bender> karma - boredom: -1
[00:53:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[00:53:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[00:53:04] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 643
[01:34:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[01:34:59] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 94
[01:36:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Government Report Inflates Number of School Shootings in the US - http://sylnt.us - Gun-manipulation
[01:37:12] <mrpg> meat++
[01:37:13] <Bender> karma - meat: 10
[01:37:35] <mrpg> Government inflates the reports?
[01:37:47] <mrpg> Or the government says people inflates the reports?
[01:44:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me
[01:44:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> !karma meat
[01:44:18] <Bender> karma of meat is 10
[01:44:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> !karma you
[01:44:24] <Bender> you doesn't have karma yet.
[01:44:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> in #soylent russia, meat beats you
[01:47:26] <mrpg> It was the govmnenrmt!
[01:48:01] <mrpg> U.S. Education Department reported ... nearly 240 schools. Turns out it was less.
[01:50:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i smell a slight agenda on the part of the person who prepared the report.
[01:53:09] * Bytram rummages around for a clothespin
[01:57:30] <chromas> Switching the bot to use my duct-tape html parser only adds several seconds to finding the title. That's a win!
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[02:04:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> anti-effective-complexity++
[02:04:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> (anti-effective-complexity)++
[02:04:16] <Bender> karma - (anti-effective-complexity): 1
[02:06:47] <Bytram> ineffective complexity
[02:06:54] <Bytram> over complicated
[02:07:07] <Bytram> a hack
[02:08:20] * chromas deletes the heap of debug prints and it runs faster now
[02:08:36] <Bytram> some day, your prints will come...
[02:10:37] * chromas beats up dev with new code
[02:12:46] <chromas> Hey it works. Copyright infringement, here I come!
[02:56:52] <mrpg> You wouldn't steal HTML.
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[03:16:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 3D Gun Files Downloads Blocked; Selling Begins - http://sylnt.us - sign-of-things-to-come
[03:17:02] <chromas> Dads Against CADs
[03:22:58] <Bytram> #g Jupiter's wife
[03:22:58] <MrPlow> https://www.imdb.com - "Michel Negroponte, a documentary filmmaker, meets Maggie one day in Central Park. Maggie claims to be married to the god Jupiter and the daughter of actor ..."
[03:23:00] <upstart> ^ 03Jupiter's Wife (1995) - IMDb
[03:23:23] <Bytram> #g wife of god jupiter
[03:23:24] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org(mythology) - "Juno is an ancient Roman goddess, the protector and special counselor of the state. A daughter of Saturn, she is the wife of Jupiter and the mother of Mars, ..."
[03:23:25] <upstart> ^ 03Juno (mythology) - Wikipedia
[03:24:02] <Bytram> #g parents of god jupiter
[03:24:02] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org(mythology) - "Jupiter also known as Jove gen. Iovis [ˈjɔwɪs]), is the god of the sky and thunder and king of ..... Older forms of the deity's name in Rome were Dieus-pater (\"day/sky-father\"), then Diéspiter. The 19th-century philologist Georg Wissowa asserted ..."
[03:24:03] <upstart> ^ 03Jupiter (mythology) - Wikipedia
[03:28:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 3D Gun File Downloads Blocked; Selling Begins Instead - http://sylnt.us - sign-of-things-to-come
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[04:31:20] <Deucalion> #g bacterium
[04:31:21] <MrPlow> https://www.merriam-webster.com - "Bacterium definition is - any of a domain (Bacteria) of chiefly round, spiral, or rod-shaped single-celled prokaryotic microorganisms that typically live in soil, water ..."
[04:31:22] <upstart> ^ 03Bacterium | Definition of Bacterium by Merriam-Webster
[04:37:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Yahoo Mail Scans Your Inbox for Receipts, but its Competitors Don't - http://sylnt.us - no-free-lunch
[06:08:19] <FatPhil> ~weather Helsinki
[06:08:20] <exec> 10Helsinki, Finland - currently 61°F / 16°C, sunny, wind NE at 5 mph, humidity 75% - Wednesday sunny (53°F:69°F / 12°C:21°C), Thursday partly cloudy (54°F:66°F / 12°C:19°C), Friday cloudy (57°F:67°F / 14°C:19°C), Saturday scattered showers (56°F:66°F / 13°C:19°C)
[06:16:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why we Tend to Withhold our Gratitude, and why Researchers Say that Needs to Change - http://sylnt.us - thank-you-so-very-much-for-reading-this!
[07:48:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Browser Plug-Ins That Spot Fake News Show the Difficulty of Tackling the `Information Apocalypse' - http://sylnt.us - Trust-Me
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[09:07:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EU Tosses Nokia A Small Loan Of €500M, Tells It To Go Crazy With 5G R&D - http://sylnt.us - I-don't-even-know-4G
[10:09:59] <chromas> It's Bieber 6G fever!
[10:47:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Patients Survive Sudden Cardiac Arrest with New EMS Technique - http://sylnt.us - tubular
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[11:35:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> urgh, my brain's no work yet today.
[11:36:36] <boru> ~weather syria planum
[11:36:38] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:36:40] <boru> Pft.
[11:38:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather uranus
[11:38:36] <MrPlow> 98.6F and windy.
[11:38:51] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[11:38:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> that never fails to amuse me
[11:40:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg. ima hafta throw some debugging statements in to figure this out.
[11:40:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> after this...
[11:40:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:40:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:40:24] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 644
[11:40:34] <boru> What are you working on
[11:46:54] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:46:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4254
[11:48:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ac gift subs are broke
[11:48:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:48:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4255
[11:58:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck, i'm dumb. used an == in an if when i meant eq
[12:02:58] <Bytram> Ooops
[12:06:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jupiter Had Growth Disorders - http://sylnt.us - big-deal
[12:10:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, tests as fixed on dev for ac gift subs, user gift subs, and user buying their own sub
[12:18:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> change live patched into prod
[12:20:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks to be working on prod as well
[12:29:40] <Bytram> #g HTML colspan="*"
[12:29:41] <MrPlow> https://html.com - "Tables: A complete explanation of these confusing attributes. Includes working example code. Part of a complete HTML tables tutorial."
[12:29:41] <upstart> ^ 03Attributes for COLSPAN = integerROWSPAN = integer
[12:43:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:43:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:43:06] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 645
[13:46:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Divers Find Enormous, Creepy Squid on New Zealand Beach - http://sylnt.us || Meta: AC Gift Subs - http://sylnt.us - head-meet-desk
[14:47:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Meta: AC's Gift Subscriptions -- Fixed - http://sylnt.us - head-meet-desk
[15:17:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Only 12% of Music Revenue Goes to Actual Artists - http://sylnt.us - musical-fares
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[16:55:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Fails to Provide Flu Samples to U.S. Researchers - http://sylnt.us - butt-heads-on-trade-agreements
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[17:26:54] <guy_> #submit https://www.nytimes.com
[17:26:54] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
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[17:31:40] <guy> #submit https://www.onenewspage.com
[17:39:31] <guy> #submit https://www.onenewspage.com
[17:39:40] <guy> am I connected?
[17:40:26] <guy> #nick Runaway1956
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[17:41:23] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, 33°C/91°F, 12:41 pm CDT, Wednesday, 29 August 2018
[17:43:26] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.onenewspage.com
[17:44:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrPlow
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[17:44:48] <Runaway1956> #smake everybody
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[17:45:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> he be back and fixed shortly
[17:45:30] <Runaway1956> I had the dog fixed a couple months ago - MrPlow won't even notice
[17:45:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt big balls
[17:45:48] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[17:45:50] <upstart> ^ 03acdc-big balls
[17:46:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, nap time
[17:50:03] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.onenewspage.com
[17:50:04] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:50:21] <Runaway1956> Finally, that dirty dog submits
[17:50:29] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:50:31] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[18:09:32] <chromas> 🌮submit https://motherboard.vice.com
[18:09:33] <upstart> Submitting "'We Were Guinea Pigs': Soldiers Explain What Nuclear Bomb Blasts Feel Like"...
[18:09:55] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[18:11:32] <chromas> extra_crap--
[18:11:32] <Bender> karma - extra_crap: -1
[18:11:59] <chromas> at least it got the ©
[18:38:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Puerto Rican Officials Raise Hurricane Maria Death Toll to 2,975 Following GWU Report - http://sylnt.us - R.I.P.
[18:44:43] <Bytram> #g HUJI
[18:44:44] <MrPlow> https://itunes.apple.com - "Read reviews, compare customer ratings, see screenshots, and learn more about Huji Cam. Download Huji Cam and enjoy it on your iPhone, iPad, and iPod ..."
[18:44:46] <upstart> ^ 03Huji Cam on the App Store
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[20:16:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Find Way to Spy on Remote Screens -- Through the Webcam Mic - http://sylnt.us - stop-whining-we-can-see-you
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[21:57:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Data Of 130 Million Chinese Hotel Chain Guests Sold On Dark Web Forum - http://sylnt.us - security++
[23:26:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Using Smart Light Bulbs to Steal Data - http://sylnt.us - bright-idea
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