#Soylent | Logs for 2018-08-15
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[00:32:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lawsuit Claims the ACT Sells Students’ Disability Data to Colleges - http://sylnt.us - just-getting-to-know-you
[02:11:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Discloses a Speculative Execution Attack in Software Guard eXtensions (SGX) - http://sylnt.us - [sigh]
[03:42:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Opportunity Rover Hasn’t Woken Up and Engineers Are Getting Nervous - http://sylnt.us - nemure-akira
[05:12:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tbx6 Revealed As Crucial To Heart And Skeleton Formation From Stem Cells - http://sylnt.us - his-heart-grew-three-sizes-that-day
[06:18:43] <SoyGuest49257> ~weather Tallinn
[06:18:44] <exec> 10Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia - currently 61°F / 16°C, cloudy, wind E at 7 mph, humidity 88% - Wednesday scattered showers (53°F:70°F / 12°C:21°C), Thursday partly cloudy (56°F:73°F / 13°C:23°C), Friday mostly sunny (62°F:78°F / 17°C:26°C), Saturday scattered showers (60°F:79°F / 16°C:26°C)
[06:52:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Home Depot Q2 2018 Results Shed Light on U.S. Economy - http://sylnt.us - building-up-to-it
[08:21:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hack Causes Pacemakers to Deliver Life-Threatening Shocks - http://sylnt.us - tick-tock-tick-zap
[09:51:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Bugs Leave Millions of Phones Vulnerable to Hackers - http://sylnt.us - hello-DefCon
[10:17:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:17:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4236
[11:24:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> crazy bitches are scientifically proven better in the sack: https://nypost.com
[11:24:29] <upstart> ^ 03Men have better sex with emotionally unstable women
[11:25:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need to journal that
[11:32:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Systematic Analysis Reduces One Chicago Location's Parking Tickets by 50% - http://sylnt.us - Your-honor,-there-was-a-tree-branch-blocking-the-sign!
[11:47:59] <SoyGuest49257> but, but, but, don't stick dick in crazy!?!?!
[12:22:36] <pinchy> stick it just a few times
[12:23:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> just the tip
[12:44:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, don't stick your dick in crazy is kind of like the beer before liquor thing. it's more there to let you know there will be consequences than to tell you not to do it.
[12:53:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> and just because of teh funny, https://scontent-mia3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[13:07:18] <SoyGuest49257> TheMightyBuzzard: do they use the hot/psycho graph in that nypost article - that's a scientific fact.
[13:12:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Universal Method to Sort Complex Information Found - http://sylnt.us - won't-you-be-my-neighbor?
[13:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyGuest49257, no idea. i don't run scripts and most images are script loaded nowadays.
[13:17:24] <SoyGuest49257> ditto
[13:33:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.psypost.org
[13:33:04] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:33:29] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:33:30] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[14:20:50] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:20:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4237
[14:43:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Early Japanese Eating Habits Gleaned From Hairs In Old Books - http://sylnt.us - anthropological-science-FTW
[15:33:00] <Bytram> !uid
[15:33:00] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 7074, owned by djoker
[16:00:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://arstechnica.com
[16:00:09] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:00:34] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:00:35] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[16:21:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - OpenSSL (1.1.0g) Key Sniffed From Radio Signal - http://sylnt.us - better-than-sniffing-glue
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[16:56:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> so...should I submit this story about gluten free Girl Scout cookies?
[16:56:35] * AndyTheAbsurd thinks the answer is probably "no, don't waste the editors' time with that"
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[17:15:59] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, 19°C/67°F, 10:15 am PDT, Wednesday, 15 August 2018
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[17:51:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Small Team of Student AI Coders Beats Google's Machine-Learning Code - http://sylnt.us - faster-path-to-skynet
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[18:40:08] <mrpg> #weather
[18:40:08] <MrPlow> No location found for mrpg
[18:40:20] <mrpg> #weather la plata, aegentina
[18:40:21] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[18:40:26] <mrpg> #weather la plata, argentina
[18:40:26] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High 57F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies. High near 60F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph.
[18:40:41] <mrpg> #weather bogota
[18:40:41] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[18:40:45] <mrpg> #weather bogota colombia
[18:40:45] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[18:40:49] <mrpg> #weather bogota columbia
[18:40:49] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[18:40:53] <mrpg> #weather bogota, columbia
[18:40:54] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[18:41:03] <mrpg> ¿¿¿¡¡¡
[18:41:10] <mrpg> ??!!
[18:41:19] <mrpg> #weather hell, usa
[18:41:20] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High near 85F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Thunderstorms likely in the morning. Then the chance of scattered thunderstorms in the afternoon. High near 75F. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 80%.
[18:42:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> mrpg: <@PeacePuppy2> Current conditions for Bogota: broken clouds, 19°C (66°F),
[18:42:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> (and that's as far as I've gotten on that part of my bot)
[18:43:17] <mrpg> good thanks
[18:43:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's using OpenWeather's API
[18:43:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> which is horrendous about having actual text, but it's fast and it's worldwide.
[18:44:08] <mrpg> I was checking accuweather website.
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[19:42:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Law Bans U.S. Government From Buying Equipment From Chinese Telecom Giants ZTE and Huawei - http://sylnt.us - legislated-in-America
[21:21:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX's Falcon Heavy Could Launch Japanese and European Payloads to Lunar Orbital Platform-Gateway - http://sylnt.us - to-infinity-and-beyond
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[22:41:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chinese Electric Carmaker NIO Eyes $1.8 Billion IPO In US - http://sylnt.us - bags-of-dosh
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