#Soylent | Logs for 2018-07-31
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[00:41:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Worms Revived After Being Frozen for Tens of Thousands of Years - http://sylnt.us - Worms,-Roxanne!-Worms!
[01:02:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Worms Revived after Being Frozen for Tens of Thousands of Years - http://sylnt.us - Worms,-Roxanne!-Worms!
[02:23:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Go Outside and See Mars! - http://sylnt.us - DON'T-NEED-SPECIAL-GLASSES
[03:52:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Remembering Star Trek TOS Sound Effects Guru Douglas Grindstaff, 1931-2018 - http://sylnt.us - beamed-up-for-the-last-time
[05:32:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EA Takes Down ‘Open Source’ SimCity 2000 Remake - http://sylnt.us - Godzilla-stomping-action
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[06:28:31] <AzumaHazuki> I think this should go in the subs queue... https://www.computerworld.com
[06:28:31] <upstart> ^ 03With DaaS Windows coming, say goodbye to your PC as you know it | Computerworld
[06:28:42] <AzumaHazuki> also? I called this, freaking called it, over 5 years ago. People laughed at me
[06:51:13] <chromas> Sub it
[06:57:54] <chromas> Hehe, MS DaaS
[06:58:28] <AzumaHazuki> this is probably only for enterprise. at first. but this is what they've been aiming at for at least 5+ years
[06:59:17] <AzumaHazuki> the worst part is? this actually makes sense for most users. they're clearly incompetent to keep their machines running. IF this were to be implemented in a non-evil way it might be good for them even
[06:59:35] <AzumaHazuki> of course, what this really is is massive economic rent-seeking combined with "all your data are belong to us"
[07:00:17] <AzumaHazuki> but, rent my OS...yeah, no, I have five words for that and they sure as hell are not "Mercury Crystal Power, Make Up"
[07:01:03] <chromas> Enterprise is the place that most doesn't needs it
[07:01:08] <chromas> or some better grammar thereof
[07:01:33] <chromas> Glad I'm on Linux, even though it sucks too
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[07:09:42] <chromas> Especially for games and video editing.
[07:11:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trump Administration Seeks Comments on Proposed Changes to Endangered Species Act - http://sylnt.us - honesty-is-becoming-endangered,-too
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[08:35:48] <chromas> Guess he's not subbing it
[08:51:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - European Heatwave was Triggered by Climate Change, According to new Research - http://sylnt.us - hot-off-the-press!
[10:22:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Intel Management Engine Bugs - http://sylnt.us - how-do-you-turn-it-off?
[12:02:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FCC Chairman Will Not Recuse Himself from Investigation into Former Client Securus Technologies - http://sylnt.us - just-publish-FCC-members'-real-time-location-data
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[12:35:47] <pinchy> omg it azumasuzuki paid a visit
[13:05:48] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:05:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4203
[13:06:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:06:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4204
[13:06:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[13:06:29] * exec covertly crams a pipe of caffeinated bacon into cmn32480
[13:06:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> you win
[13:06:35] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:06:37] * exec prematurely scissors a moldy tome of feministing droppings for TheMightyBuzzard
[13:06:48] <cmn32480> I won! I won!
[13:06:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> bigtime
[13:06:56] * cmn32480 channels a little Ralph Wiggum
[13:07:43] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles about having to do stuff this morning instead of being able to go fishing
[13:08:22] * cmn32480 passes TMB a tissie
[13:08:27] <cmn32480> *tissue
[13:09:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, s/ssu/tti/
[13:09:18] <exec> <TheMightyBuzzard> <cmn32480> *tittie
[13:09:43] <cmn32480> that'd be better.. adn I bet it'd stop your crying
[13:09:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> tissue only treats the sadness symptom, tittie cures the sadness.
[13:10:17] <cmn32480> just 1?
[13:10:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not greedy
[13:11:03] <cmn32480> lol
[13:11:55] * TheMightyBuzzard briefly ponders hiring a large-chested chick to lay topless right behind his mousing surface
[13:12:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean, silicone gel rests are all fine and good but nothing beats real bewbs
[13:14:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'd never get any work at all done.
[13:29:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:29:29] * exec viciously synthesizes array[] of gravy-less biscuits from TheMightyBuzzard
[13:29:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday cmn32480
[13:29:34] * exec cromulently ships cream of loose change with cmn32480
[13:29:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[13:29:46] * exec insatiably embiggens an exchange server of coffee with AndyTheAbsurd
[13:29:48] <cmn32480> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[13:29:50] * exec cautiously gives birth to a 5¼" floppy disk of virtual private nipples for AndyTheAbsurd
[13:30:05] * TheMightyBuzzard loses again
[13:30:07] <cmn32480> AndyTheAbsurd won
[13:30:10] <cmn32480> all of it
[13:30:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> yup
[13:30:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> coffee AND nipples.
[13:30:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> even if the nipples are virtual.
[13:31:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're private though so they gotta be chick nipples. nobody cares about guy nipples being covered.
[13:31:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. State and Local Governments Mailed Malware-Containing CDs From China - http://sylnt.us - old-but-tested
[13:32:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> New York State actually has a ruling that if guy nipples can be bared, then chick nipples can be, too.
[13:32:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> Sadly, the percentage of chicks AND the percentage of police officers who are aware of this is far too low.
[13:34:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.ccn.com
[13:34:00] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:34:25] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:34:26] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[13:35:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> scarcity creates value. chicks aren't going to give up something of value.
[13:42:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, off to do stuff
[14:38:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.autoguide.com
[14:38:26] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:38:51] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[14:38:52] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[14:41:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://digest.bps.org.uk
[14:41:45] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:42:10] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[14:42:11] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[14:42:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. State and Local Governments Receive Malware-Containing CDs Mailed from China - http://sylnt.us - old-but-tested
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[15:13:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - VideoLAN Blacklists Huawei Phones on Google Play - http://sylnt.us - blacklist-vs.-whitelist
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[17:02:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Time to Redefine the "Habitable Zone"? - http://sylnt.us
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[18:52:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Large Hadron Collider Accelerates Lead "Atoms" - http://sylnt.us
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[20:32:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Launch of Boeing's Starliner Commercial Crew Vehicle Could be Delayed by Thruster Issue - http://sylnt.us
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[21:20:06] <chromas> I perfectly maxed out both the title and dept fields in the same story. Do I win a prize?
[21:33:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes but you have to get it from janrinok. he's the ed boss.
[22:03:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Discover a New Shape: The "Scutoid" - http://sylnt.us
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[23:42:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Teens Are Debating the News on Instagram - http://sylnt.us - smells-like-teen-spirit-Nirvana