#Soylent | Logs for 2018-07-29
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[00:00:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Acting EPA Chief Wheeler Cracks Down on Polluting 'Glider' Trucks - http://sylnt.us
[00:20:35] <chromas> The Russians are at it again https://hackernoon.com
[00:20:37] <upstart> ^ 03Clickhouse, an analytics database for the 21st century ( https://hackernoon.com )
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[00:45:08] <BelieveItOrNotSullaI> #submit https://www.wired.com
[00:45:08] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
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[00:51:01] <Bytram> ~submit submit https://www.wired.com
[00:51:04] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[00:51:14] <Bytram> well!
[00:51:48] <BelieveItOrNotSullaI> triggered
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[00:52:53] <Bytram> is that how one describes a firearm?
[01:01:12] <sulla> depends on the firearm
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[01:04:20] <Bytram> yeah, ain't yet seen a cannon with a trigger
[01:04:40] <Bytram> then again, one would be hard-pressed to consider a cannon to be a firearm!
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[01:25:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-mia3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[01:44:03] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: What a great 'plan'... make sure that anyone that wishes to harm you while you sleep has access to a huge set of munitions before they get to you!
[01:44:34] <Bytram> OTOH, I must admit you did get a chuckle out of me with that one!
[01:47:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> funny's funny. anyone can't laugh at themselves is going to have a miserable life.
[01:52:39] <Bytram> #nelson
[01:52:39] <MrPlow> HA HA!
[01:56:41] <cmn32480> ~nelson cmn32480
[01:56:43] <exec> 03cmn32480: HA! HA!
[01:56:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://hackaday.com Think I'll stick to being a roadie developer. You know, get my job done so other people can do theirs.
[01:56:48] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:57:13] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:57:14] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[01:59:15] <MrPlow> ~nelson cmn32480
[01:59:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe...
[01:59:38] <cmn32480> exec is programmed to ignore mrplow
[01:59:50] <cmn32480> after we had an issue with an infinite loop
[01:59:56] <cmn32480> of somethign at some point
[02:00:34] <Bytram> I could see how that could happen... musta been extremely... productive!
[02:00:44] <cmn32480> had to kill exec
[02:00:56] <Bytram> that is one way to reduce the volume
[02:01:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> loop hater
[02:01:24] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: s/l/p/
[02:01:26] <exec> <Bytram> <TheMightyBuzzard> poop hater
[02:01:46] * TheMightyBuzzard thinks cmn32480 uses GOTOs
[02:02:03] * cmn32480 shrugs.... crutchy wrote it
[02:02:31] <Bytram> That is SO 20th century! Get with the new trends and use COMEFROMs
[02:03:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't. that's racis
[02:05:17] * cmn32480 can't prgram his way out of a paper bag
[02:05:48] <Bytram> cmn32480: maybe you should try plastic bags, instead?
[02:06:06] <cmn32480> so I suffocate?
[02:06:09] <cmn32480> some friend you are
[02:06:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> plastic bags are racis. need complete diversity. all bags must be brown paper.
[02:06:34] <Bytram> nah, put the *bot* inside the bag, and program it to get out... doh!
[02:07:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> some of the plastic ones are even WHITE
[02:09:06] <Deucalion> ebening poptarts :P
[02:09:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> who you calling a tart? i'm a proper whore, i'll have you know!
[02:09:49] <Bytram> Deucalion: and a cheery good, ummm, 'ebening' to you, too!
[02:10:10] <cmn32480> ~gday Deucalion
[02:10:12] * exec inadequately culturally appropriates a tumblr of win32s from Deucalion
[02:10:14] <cmn32480> long time no see
[02:11:10] <Deucalion> aye. Traversing problematic times. C'est la vie.
[02:13:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, i'm gonna make a couple new groups for our new admin so's he can have full perms on bery and common but nondestructive perms on the web frontends. he'll also need irc perms when we can get him in here, though he could give those to himself i suppose after he gets super powers on bery.
[02:14:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly also set him up with dev perms cause who cares if we break dev
[02:15:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> bery perms just to make your life harder though
[02:15:58] <cmn32480> hope thigns are ok. and it si nice to see you
[02:16:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> well and because he's a centos6 fan, which bery is.
[02:16:29] <Deucalion> Usual thing, only the perms to get the job done. But as a sysadmin well... trust but verify n all I suppose.
[02:17:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, let me know when you want a staff login on boron, chromas. you can't have any super powers because you're evil but you can back up all your porn.
[02:18:46] <Bytram> chromas: don't let TMB fool ya... he just wants access to some of your stash
[02:18:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> well duh
[02:21:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, past bedtime and my headache's almost gone. think i'll sleep now.
[02:21:27] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: sleep well!
[02:21:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Disaster-Hit Japan Braces for Powerful Typhoon - http://sylnt.us - plan-for-the-worst;-hope-for-the-best
[02:21:40] <Bytram> I'm off to do the same, neighbor's noise, permitting
[02:21:40] <Deucalion> sweet dreams
[02:21:50] <Bytram> Deucalion: and a good night to you, too!
[02:21:57] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[02:21:59] * exec niggardly fires a kilobyte of dough at cmn32480
[02:22:20] <Deucalion> ~gnight Bytram
[02:22:20] <Bytram> how many bitcoin is that?
[02:22:22] * exec overratedly embiggens a briefcase of store-brand beer with Bytram
[02:22:28] <Bytram> ~gnight Deucalion
[02:22:29] * exec clumsily impales a ring buffer of Ray's cysts on Deucalion
[02:22:41] <Bytram> I think I won that one
[02:23:15] <Deucalion> I dunno.. store brand beer... I don't think either you or I would imbibe
[02:23:31] <Bytram> that's it... we need a fewmore stories in the storty queue to make it until sunrise on the US east coast, but I am entirely wiped out... we either have someone step up, or we'll have a bit of a gap.
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[02:23:41] <Bytram> laters
[02:24:17] <cmn32480> ~gnight bytram
[02:24:19] * exec almost incoherently snatches a buzzfeed list of spam, eggs, sausage and spam from bytram
[02:49:11] <mrpg> https://www.youtube.com
[02:49:12] <upstart> ^ 03Cinderella - Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone) - YouTube
[02:49:14] <mrpg> power!
[02:50:51] <Deucalion> pure cheese
[02:51:46] <Deucalion> Reminds me... I need to buy a headband and some hairspray for my locks :D
[02:57:46] <mrpg> https://www.youtube.com
[02:57:47] <upstart> ^ 03REO Speedwagon - Can't Fight This Feeling - YouTube
[02:58:03] <mrpg> Honoring ike and miss teacher
[03:01:23] <Deucalion> Oh god... that starts with a weird flying baby... I cant progress past that wtf is that moment
[03:02:30] <Deucalion> To be fair the baby isn't weird, it's just a baby... the fact it's floating and looming closer... nope
[03:05:36] <mrpg> Ignore the kid look at the faces
[03:05:49] <mrpg> https://www.youtube.com
[03:05:50] <upstart> ^ 03Heart - These Dreams - YouTube
[03:16:56] <mrpg> bye
[03:16:57] <mrpg> https://www.youtube.com
[03:16:58] <upstart> ^ 03Alphaville - "Big In Japan" (Official Music Video) - YouTube
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[04:26:46] <exec> welcome NCommander: New York, NY, 25°C/77°F, 12:26 am EDT, Sunday, 29 July 2018
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[04:28:36] <exec> welcome NCommander: New York, NY, 25°C/77°F, 12:28 am EDT, Sunday, 29 July 2018
[04:53:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Shareholders Approve Walt Disney Deal for 21st Century Fox Assets - http://sylnt.us - crazy-like-a-[21st-century]-fox?
[07:12:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - California High Court Rules Starbucks Must Pay for Off-The-Clock Work - http://sylnt.us - all-work-and-no-pay-makes-Jack-a-litigious-boy
[09:32:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amelia Earhart's Final Pleas for Help May Have Been Heard Around World - http://sylnt.us - RIP
[11:02:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:02:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4200
[11:02:55] * TheMightyBuzzard looks around thoughtfully
[11:02:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:02:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:02:58] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 637
[11:54:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Street Performers to Take Contactless Tips at Edinburgh Fringe - http://sylnt.us - they're-gonna-be-hacked-in-six-months-tops
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[13:02:52] <TheRealLuciusSulla_> https://www.mystatesman.com
[13:02:52] <upstart> ^ 03City report on Confederate monuments raises idea of renaming Austin
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[13:07:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole austin. hippie mecca. california of course being the hippie asylum where we keep the ones too crazy to be allowed to mix with decent people.
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[14:12:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Spiky-Headed Armored Dinosaur Discovered in Utah Was Basically a Tank - http://sylnt.us - beauty-is-in-the-eye-of-the-tiger
[14:47:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://phys.org
[14:47:48] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
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[15:19:28] <TheRealLuciusSulla> #submit https://www.theguardian.com
[15:19:29] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:19:55] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:19:55] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[16:32:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Become The Rockstar Developer You’ve Always Dreamed Of Being - http://sylnt.us - certified-rockstar-developer
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[18:52:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Daniel Stenberg, Author of cURL and libcurl, Denied US Visit Again - http://sylnt.us - wheres-your-ds-160
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[21:10:01] <chromas> There sure are a lot of blockchain conferences
[21:10:07] <chromas> They should call 'em coincons
[21:10:40] <Bytram> co-incons?
[21:12:09] <chromas> coin-telpros
[21:12:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Big Tech Warns of 'Japan's Millennium Bug' Ahead of Akihito's Abdication - http://sylnt.us - Unicode-12.1
[21:12:33] <Bytram> coin-tel-amateurs
[21:13:03] <chromas> Oh. I was hoping to get paid
[21:13:31] <Bytram> chromas: s/p/l/2
[21:13:32] <exec> <Bytram> <chromas> Oh. I was hoping to get laid
[21:13:41] <Sulla> any dnd 3.5 folks around?
[21:13:55] <Bytram> chromas: s/ l/ pl/
[21:14:00] <Bytram> Sulla: not me
[21:14:43] <chromas> Are you starting an irc dnd group?
[21:14:54] <Sulla> I was not intending to
[21:15:06] <Sulla> trying to figure if im reading the manual correctly in regards to cross classing
[21:15:18] <Sulla> and none of my buddies are answering th ephone
[21:17:51] <chromas> Never having played any dnd before, I'll go ahead and help you out by saying yes, you've readit correctly
[21:18:26] <Sulla> "news for nerds"
[21:18:32] <Sulla> you should probaby show yourself to the door
[21:18:36] <Bytram> that's the "other site"
[21:18:43] <Sulla> fug
[21:18:54] <Sulla> what are we
[21:19:01] <Bytram> can you be the first to wonder about such a thing?
[21:19:03] <chromas> Our color scheme's inverted, so our values should reflect that
[21:19:17] <Bytram> I would suspect someone else has had this question and hat a searchmight reveal the answer?
[21:19:22] <Bytram> s/hat/that/
[21:19:24] <exec> <Bytram> I would suspect someone else has had this question and that a searchmight reveal the answer?
[21:19:30] <Sulla> Wow
[21:19:34] <Sulla> where's takyon with a source
[21:19:42] <Bytram> huh?
[21:19:55] <Sulla> takyon's always citing things
[21:20:12] <Bytram> yeah, true, but he ain't here atm, so far as I know
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[21:20:22] * Sulla checks mainpage
[21:20:26] <Sulla> soylent news is people
[21:20:57] <chromas> Consume the news, consume each other
[21:21:04] <Bytram> which reminds me, I should prolly think of getting some dinner together. =)
[21:21:22] <Sulla> If we go full dictatorship will our chant continue to be 'fuck beta'?
[21:21:53] <Bytram> I'm not quite sure how THAT topic came up? What's with the dictatorship?
[21:22:08] <Sulla> Arist is always pushing censorship, maybe someday he will win
[21:22:47] <Bytram> you mean he wants to get censored?
[21:22:52] <chromas> We can't become a dictatorship any time soon. The people who have time to run it are too lazy.
[21:23:08] <Sulla> Thats true
[21:23:33] <Sulla> Anyways, i need to get back to campaign writing
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[22:35:55] <Sulla> #submit https://www.wsj.com
[22:35:56] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[22:36:21] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[22:36:22] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[23:30:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FCC Chairman Defends Decision to Refer Sinclair-Tribune Deal to Administrative Law Judge - http://sylnt.us - independence-vs-independents