#Soylent | Logs for 2018-07-20
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[00:32:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Azure 'Running out of Internets' in UK South, Starts Rationing VMs - http://sylnt.us - just-put-the-VMs-in-the-cloud
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[01:12:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> the most accurate flowchart I have seen in many years: https://pbs.twimg.com
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[01:37:04] <chromas> That diagram could use more blockchain
[01:37:14] <chromas> In fact, I'm gonna go invent blockchain flowcharts
[01:40:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> flow charts of a block chain stored on that block chain and updated with every change.
[01:42:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[01:42:03] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 87
[01:44:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh going to be gone a chunk of August too. got invited by one of my regular booty calls to go fuck her silly for a week or so in a tent somewhere out in some woods or other.
[01:47:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of, anyone want to borrow 20 years from me for a week in August? I may need the energy.
[01:48:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> never mind, forgot I have plenty of adderall around do a moment.
[02:01:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Electron Microscope Detector Achieves Record Resolution - http://sylnt.us - when-nano-is-not-small-enough
[02:09:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> sleep now. nite.
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[03:40:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Red-light Cameras Don't Reduce Traffic Accidents or Improve Public Safety: Analysis - http://sylnt.us - but-they-do-work-to-raise-ticket-income
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[03:58:53] <SoyCow1984> #submit https://www.cyberscoop.com
[03:58:54] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[03:59:19] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[05:21:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - eBay Conducting a 'Mass Layoff' in the San Francisco Bay Area - http://sylnt.us - layoffs-are-no-fun-for-anyone
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[06:51:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Orion Parachutes Chalk up Another Test Success in Arizona - http://sylnt.us - oh-chute!
[07:27:14] <SoyGuest7057> RIP Vinnie Paul, apparently
[07:28:17] <SoyGuest7057> god, weeks ago, why do MSN not cover the important stuff
[08:31:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Greener and More Efficient Noise Barriers - http://sylnt.us - silence-is-golden^Wgreen
[10:10:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Farewell to Printrbot - http://sylnt.us - story-not-written-by-Ernest-Hemingway
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[10:39:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:39:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4181
[11:17:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, everything's broke and you have to fix it.
[11:20:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 74872
[11:20:19] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. Continued very hot. High 106F. Winds SW at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy. High 101F. W winds shifting to NNE at 10 to 15 mph.
[11:50:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Larry Page Is Quietly Amassing a ‘Flying Car’ Empire - http://sylnt.us - maybe-he-is-just-up-in-the-air-about-them
[12:50:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~arther 69fbfe
[12:50:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~arthur 69fbfe
[12:50:51] <exec> 876 stories loaded
[12:50:51] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Alphabet to deploy Loon internet balloons in Kenya's skies in 2019"
[12:51:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> derp, I forgot how to spell "Arthur".
[12:51:22] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[12:51:28] <exec> 875 stories loaded
[12:51:30] * AndyTheAbsurd blames public schools (despite not having been in one for 20+ years)
[13:22:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Origins of Those Sexual Organs: a Fishy Tale Much More Primitive Than Previously Thought - http://sylnt.us - mermaid:-a-fishy-tail-tale
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[13:28:04] <exec> welcome FatPhil: Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia, 22°C/72°F, 4:28 pm GMT+3, Friday, 20 July 2018
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[13:32:34] <BoyceMagooglyMonkey> #submit https://www.theguardian.com
[13:32:34] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:32:59] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:33:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> payment apps all suck, what else is new?
[13:35:38] <BoyceMagooglyMonkey> lol
[13:35:40] <BoyceMagooglyMonkey> true
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[13:36:20] <chromas> If only it had blockchain
[13:40:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> Wouldn't help. https://pbs.twimg.com
[13:43:24] <chromas> Hey, that's pretty good
[13:43:47] <chromas> idubbbz.mp4
[13:57:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://humanizing.tech
[13:58:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'll save you the trouble of finding the actual list (which is far down the article)
[13:58:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> Video as an App
[13:58:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> Music as a Control Mechanism
[13:58:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> Biologic Intelligence Disrupting AI
[13:58:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> Space as a SAAS Platform
[13:58:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> Automatic Health Optimization
[13:58:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> Personal Hedge Fund
[13:58:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> Personal Power Stations
[13:58:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> Self-Organizing Biorobotics
[13:58:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> Autonomous Internet of Things
[13:58:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> Reality Retail
[13:58:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> Interstellar Sports Wearables
[13:58:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> Superhuman Modifications
[14:05:32] <chromas> Space as a Space as a Space Platform
[14:06:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> so, who thinks many of these ideas are stupid?
[14:11:36] <chromas> Well video should obviously be an app
[14:11:57] <chromas> Why use a media player to play all your videos when you can have an entire media player for each video?
[14:13:49] <chromas> Music as a Cuntroll Mechanism. Nah, that's played out. We have tv now. Unless someone wants to put backmasked blockchains in the trap albums
[14:15:15] <pinchy> i need a blockchain
[14:40:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.techtimes.com So...practical commercial fusion is still 50 years way (just like it's been for the past 60 years), right?
[14:40:02] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:40:27] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:01:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Roblox Blames Virtual "Gang Rape" on "Hacker" - http://sylnt.us - never-surf-alone
[16:42:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oracle Sets All-Time Record with July Critical Patch Update - http://sylnt.us - critical-hit
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[16:43:15] <SoyCow8147> #submit https://www.theverge.com
[16:43:16] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:43:41] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[18:11:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DDoS Attacks Get Bigger, Smarter, and More Diverse - http://sylnt.us - Windows-TCO
[18:27:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://spectrum.ieee.org
[18:27:43] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[18:28:08] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[19:51:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Best Buy Should Be Dead, But It’s Thriving in the Age of Amazon - http://sylnt.us - they've-come-a-long-way
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[21:31:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Droves of Aussies Crash MyHealthRecord to Opt Out - http://sylnt.us - All-your-Health-data-are-belong-to-us-dept
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[23:10:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Survive America's Kill List - http://sylnt.us - sue-or-be-suet?