#Soylent | Logs for 2018-07-17
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[00:00:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kodak Bitcoin Kashminer Turns Out to be Scam - http://sylnt.us - krazy-kodak-kashminer
[00:05:35] <chromas> Bender: s/(k).*?-/\1/g
[00:05:42] <chromas> Killuminatti confirmed!
[00:06:23] <Sulla> I wish corproations were as evil as they are shown on tv
[00:06:27] <Sulla> where is my Mr. Burns to block out the sun
[00:09:14] <chromas> We need it, too https://cdn.theatlantic.com
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[01:02:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> caption: checking the invisible giant's oil.
[01:03:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> or prostate. i can't decide.
[01:09:44] <chromas> or for comment threads https://i.imgur.com
[01:22:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, i'm bored. and hungry. and too lazy to go buy food.
[01:31:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Discovering New Drugs and Materials by ‘Touching’ Molecules in Virtual Reality - http://sylnt.us - now-that's-useful
[01:32:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> good touch or bad touch?
[01:39:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think azuma's really a lesbian. she keeps coming back to my journal even though she keeps getting rhetorically raped in the ass. i think she's a gay dude.
[01:40:49] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[01:41:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> watch SG-1 or fire up the xbox and pretend i'm a space trucker for a while? think i'll smoke on it.
[01:43:48] <chromas> Do both
[02:31:00] <Bytram> that's it for me -- need some shuteye
[02:31:12] <Bytram> have a great night everyone!
[02:38:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't. same livingroom TV. i guess i could watch on my phone while i fly around but i hate watching stuff on my phone. it's even smaller than the old black n white tv we had when i was a wee kiddo.
[02:56:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://twitter.com
[02:56:14] <upstart> ^ 03Mercedes Carrera on Twitter: "My favorite lipstick is penis. #dickstick #phallus #sexpriestess #serpentpriestess #sexmagik #sextemple photo by @Daemon_Cins… https://t.co"
[02:56:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta love a woman like that
[03:12:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Predict the Side Effects of Millions of Drug Combinations - http://sylnt.us - I-predict
[03:29:33] <chromas> You just need another tv
[03:30:11] <chromas> also, maximum photoshop
[03:53:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i think that's mostly makeup. she doesn't photoshop out her stretch marks n shit.
[03:56:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://pbs.twimg.com
[04:24:37] <chromas> pouring into a mcdonald's xmas glass
[04:41:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Electric Satellite Propulsion Company Raises $10 Million - http://sylnt.us - rise-raise
[04:53:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> is it misogynist of me to rhetorically bitch-slap azuma or would it be misogynist to not because she's a woman?
[04:54:38] <chromas> Wasn't bitchslap a Windows 95 thing?
[04:56:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed it was. now i feel fucking old.
[04:58:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> my favorite bitchslap of the night: You sound like you belong on slashdot. No, even slashdot has good arguments occasionally. You sound like you belong on Twitter.
[04:59:05] <chromas> I don't have anyone to argue with so I put all the insults I find into the bots
[04:59:09] <chromas> "You are just a stupid clueless fool spewing your pointless poorly informed bullshit opinion on the internet. You really ought to educate yourself before you spew bullshit, or at least make it clear that you are not an attorney ( that is painfully obvious ) nor are you involved in law enforcement. You're just another punkass douche bag who wants the world to be shaped like you think it should be despite the fact that you have done NOTHING
[04:59:09] <chromas> to EARN the right to impose your opinion on the world."
[05:00:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> IANAL
[05:00:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, no, iAnal
[05:00:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> EyeAnal?
[05:00:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> Aye, Anal.
[05:04:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> right. time to get naked and rub all over myself.
[05:04:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is to say, shower time.
[05:06:32] <chromas> Well that's how Mercedes should end her arguements
[05:06:44] <chromas> "Well blah blah blah, but I ANAL"
[05:29:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, you may be on to something there. she probably is too but that's an entirely different meaning of the phrase.
[05:31:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, do you know how handy these would have been fifteen or twenty years ago? https://www.cnx-software.com
[05:31:45] <upstart> ^ 03Extend VGA or HDMI Signals over "Ethernet" with VGA / HDMI Extender over Cat5/Cat6 Cables
[05:33:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf good are they now that you can just slap a raspberry pi wherever you like and stream anything you want to it wirelessly though?
[05:33:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine and bed.
[06:11:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SoCal Woman Stung "Hundreds of Times" by Swarm of Bees; Critically Injured - http://sylnt.us - real-time,-real-life-debugging
[07:30:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Are LED Lights Making Us Ill? - http://sylnt.us - yes
[09:02:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Disruption Tolerant Networking to Demonstrate Internet in Space - http://sylnt.us - IP-via-alien-carrier
[10:37:41] <SoyGuest7057> Soup of the day is whisky with H20 croutons
[10:41:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Childhood Infections May Have Lasting Effects on School Performance - http://sylnt.us - q.e.d.
[10:41:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:41:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4176
[10:42:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyGuest7057, i dig your style
[11:07:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, back to caffeine, nicotine, and some morning vidya
[12:22:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cambridge Analytica Staff Set Up New Firm - http://sylnt.us - here-we-go-again
[13:52:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Internet Archive's Open Library Now Supports Full-Text Searches for All 4+ Million Items - http://sylnt.us - one-less-excuse
[13:58:32] * AndyTheAbsurd sings:
[13:58:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> I believe, I believe, I believe
[13:58:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> squab is pigeon is rock dove
[14:40:38] <cmn32480> is a rat with wings
[14:45:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> no, SEAGULLS are rats with wings. Pigeons are mice with wings.
[14:49:43] <SoyGuest7057> nah, seagulls are pigs with wings
[14:58:52] <pinchy> wow TMB started an old school usenet like flamewar on a soylent journal entry
[14:59:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> which one?
[14:59:13] <pinchy> the 125 comment one
[14:59:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, ya, that was fun.
[14:59:43] <pinchy> i mean there was books worth of comments in htere
[14:59:54] <pinchy> must have had a lot of time on the hands
[15:00:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. sitting around the house all alone and there's only so much vidya, pr0n, and tv a person can take without a break
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[15:21:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - World's Oldest Bread Found at Prehistoric Site in Jordan - http://sylnt.us - knead-to-know-information
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[15:46:39] <pinchy> dats sick!
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[17:00:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Open Cars Kick-Off Conference, Nov 6, Orlando, Florida, USA - http://sylnt.us - not-a-convertible
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[17:12:23] <Sulla> #submit https://motherboard.vice.com
[17:12:23] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:12:49] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:12:49] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[18:32:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Decade of Research Shows Little Improvement in Websites' Password Guidance - http://sylnt.us - correct-horse-battery-staple
[20:01:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Galaxy S10's Key Feature will Reportedly be Ultrasonic - http://sylnt.us - will-clean-your-jewelry-too
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[20:27:00] <SoyGuest7057> n.w. Everything Beautiful Is Far Away
[20:27:20] <SoyGuest7057> should have been called "Everything Shit Is Right In Front Of You"
[20:41:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> everything is shit, you just don't notice till you get a close look
[20:41:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> nap time
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[21:31:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The British Are Building a Spaceport - http://sylnt.us - to-infinity-and-beyond
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[23:12:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Think Everyone Died Young in Ancient Societies? Think Again - http://sylnt.us - it's-not-logan's-run
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