#Soylent | Logs for 2018-07-16
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[00:18:13] <chromas> Kathleen Kennedy?
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[01:12:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Using "Dark Patterns" to Inhibit Exercising the Right to Privacy - http://sylnt.us - honesty:-the-absence-of-the-intent-to-deceive
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[03:34:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Marvel Comics Legend, Spider-Man Co-Creator Steve Ditko Found Dead at 90 - http://sylnt.us - a-life-draws-to-a-close
[04:25:33] <chromas> Too bad it wasn't Rob Liefeld
[05:12:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "This is Bonkers": FCC Wants to Stop Reviewing Most Complaints About ISPs - http://sylnt.us - equal-justice-under-the-law...for-those-who-have-money
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[06:58:21] <Bytram> story queue ran dry... I shoulda stayed in bed, but couldn't help checking.
[06:58:28] <Bytram> wish me luck.
[07:18:43] <chromas> Yeah the queue sux
[07:18:47] <chromas> or the sub list
[07:23:41] <Bytram> new submission ready
[07:23:48] <Bytram> chromas: ^^^
[07:24:40] * chromas click()s
[07:32:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Releases iOS 11.4.1 with USB Restricted Mode - http://sylnt.us - next-best-thing-to-epoxy
[08:16:12] <chromas> Blockchain! https://www.businesswire.com
[08:16:12] <upstart> ^ 03iXledger Launches Blockchain Insurance | Business Wire
[08:53:37] <chromas> medicalxpress.com rapes my firefox. #MeToo
[09:11:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rolls-Royce Wants to Build a Flying Taxi - http://sylnt.us - up-up-and-away
[10:41:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jeff Bezos Plans to Charge at Least $200,000 for Space Rides - http://sylnt.us - the-sky's-the-limit
[12:01:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Watch This Gigantic, Terrifying Iceberg Slowly Move Toward a Tiny Greenland Village - http://sylnt.us - I-said-"no-ice"!
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[13:01:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake exec
[13:01:10] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a pizza
[13:01:47] <exec> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[13:01:47] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with a t-bone steak
[13:05:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480
[13:05:33] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with a meatslap
[13:05:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> for great justice!
[13:05:57] <cmn32480> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[13:05:57] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with a steaming pancake
[13:06:02] <upstart> #smake MrPlow
[13:06:02] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with horse tentacle tofu
[13:42:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Alaska's Last Two Blockbusters Are Shutting Down, Leaving One in US - http://sylnt.us - there-can-be-only-one
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[15:50:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The World's First Porno Esports Tournament is Coming, Courtesy of Nutaku and YouPorn - http://sylnt.us - (.Y.)
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[16:00:35] <Teckla> ...is Coming. Clever! ;)
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[17:22:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Digital Chemical Screening Tool Could Help Eliminate Animal Testing - http://sylnt.us - "they-terk-our-jerb!"—science-bunnies
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[17:32:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... something's fucked up with our messaging system. i had some unread ones that didn't last two weeks like they were supposed to.
[17:40:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> I blame...
[17:40:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~blame
[17:40:14] * exec points at Bytram
[17:40:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...Bytram.
[17:41:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy put a lot of work into that randomization algorithm.
[17:42:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> he moved his finger around with his eyes closed and randomly picked Bytram's nick. since it always gives that as an answer, it's always just as random as the first time.
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[18:51:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Little-Known STD Could Become The "Next Superbug" Within A Decade - http://sylnt.us - super-bugs-don't-come-from-krypton
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[18:55:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck. it's almost 2 in the afternoon and i don't feel like a nap yet. something has thrown my clock off badly.
[18:57:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> Allow me to quote Robert A. Heinlein:
[18:57:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> Sleep when you're tired, eat when you're hungry, and scratch where it itches.
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[19:01:50] <pinchy> and troll when ur bored
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[19:34:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> you both make good points but i'm going to already be wasted when it cools down enough to mow today.
[19:38:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, fuck it. ima go get a smoke then lay down for two hours whether i actually sleep or not.
[19:39:16] * AndyTheAbsurd sings:
[19:39:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> can't you see can't you see
[19:39:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm a Moldovan manatee
[20:03:23] <chromas> I had a message on sn disappear earlier than two weeks, too also additionally as well
[20:09:00] <cmn32480> ~blame
[20:09:04] * exec points at Bytram
[20:09:09] <cmn32480> see?? there you go!
[20:10:31] <chromas> Oh, welcome back cmn32480
[20:10:33] <chromas> ~g'day
[20:10:38] <chromas> ~g'day mister
[20:10:39] * exec metrosexually sodomizes a cold can of underwear with mister
[20:11:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> god damnit. i just got half relaxed and someone started texting me.
[20:11:35] <Sulla> mowing the lawn is a conspiracy against people with allergies
[20:12:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh grass don't bother me. dunno what all does but grass i'm fine with.
[20:12:35] <chromas> Allergies are a conspiracy of the liberal media and big pharma
[20:13:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably the patriarchy too
[20:13:44] <Sulla> Dont know about that, If i walk into a grain room to get some grains to make beer i quite literally die
[20:14:44] <chromas> That's just what they want you to beliebe!
[20:14:54] <cmn32480> ~gday chromas
[20:14:56] * exec dianetically stuffs a recycle bin of pascal into chromas
[20:15:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's cause you're not manly enough to be part of the patriarchy. might as well start wearing a skirt to work because it's more comfortable.
[20:15:07] <chromas> pascal++
[20:15:07] <Bender> karma - pascal: 63
[20:15:47] <chromas> Yeah but the patriarchy doesn't allow men to be comfortable. #PatriarchyHurtsMenToo
[20:16:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think men really got the shit end of that stick. only scottish men get to wear skirts and they only do because anyone who tries to stop them gets killed to death.
[20:18:03] <chromas> At least we get pockets
[20:18:37] <cmn32480> they have a sporran
[20:18:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> there is that. and we get to pee with a lot less hassle.
[20:18:50] <cmn32480> traditionally made from a badger skin
[20:19:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> british badgers are pussies though.
[20:20:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> brit: https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk
[20:20:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> yank: https://i.imgur.com
[20:22:37] <Sulla> What a weak looking badger
[20:22:37] <chromas> They both look like they'd enjoy a boop on the snoot
[20:26:24] <Sulla> Been playing OpenTTD
[20:26:31] <Sulla> are there better train sims out there?
[20:30:30] <chromas> One with curve track?
[20:31:19] <Sulla> curve track?
[20:31:34] <Sulla> until now i have always IRL train simmed
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[20:32:22] <chromas> From the screenshots it looks like all the tracks are straight with 45° corners
[20:32:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Repair of Double-Strand Breaks Induced by CRISPR Leads to Large Deletions and Complex Rearrangements - http://sylnt.us
[20:32:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> train sims? wtf, yo? how bout a paint drying sim instead. more exciting.
[20:33:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> here ya go: https://medium.com
[20:33:34] <upstart> ^ 03Watch Paint Dry: How I got a game on the Steam Store without anyone from Valve ever looking at it.
[20:34:24] <Sulla> yeah they is all straight
[20:34:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> heterophobe
[20:35:03] <chromas> Needs updates. Cities: Skylines has spline-based tracks
[20:35:11] <Sulla> I didn't say I didn't like them. I have friends who run trains on straight track. some of the best tracks are straight
[20:35:25] <chromas> Factorio has trains
[20:35:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> only if they have mechanized godzilla hazards and explosions and other cool stuff
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[20:45:22] <mrpg> This looks interesting https://www.edx.org
[20:45:23] <upstart> ^ 03PredictionX: Lost Without Longitude
[20:46:08] <mrpg> Using video, text, ... we will explore the tools and techniques that navigators have used, with a particular focus on the importance (and difficulty) of measuring longitude.
[20:46:24] <mrpg> Just one week.
[20:46:58] <mrpg> hetero patriarchy
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[20:51:26] <mrpg> People kills 300 crocodiles to avenge the death of one guy in Indonesia
[20:52:55] <Sulla> Did they at least eat them?
[20:52:58] <Sulla> or just vengance?
[20:53:41] <mrpg> Just vengeance
[20:53:49] <mrpg> Elon Musk calls British diver who helped rescue Thai schoolboys 'pedo guy' in Twitter outburst
[20:54:06] <mrpg> https://www.independent.co.uk
[20:54:16] <chromas> Elon == sjw!!!!
[20:56:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> get it straight, chromas. the pedo guy is obviously the SJW. you can't go a week without hearing about another one of them sticking their dick where it don't belong.
[20:56:57] <mrpg> Accusation directed on Twitter at Vern Unsworth, who called Tesla CEO’s offer of ‘mini-sub’ to help rescuers a ‘PR stunt’
[20:57:10] <mrpg> ops
[20:57:11] <chromas> But they project. That means musk is a pedo
[20:57:45] <chromas> jared had a mini sub. also was a pedo
[20:58:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> good point.
[20:58:22] <mrpg> Jung's shadow, you repress things and attack them when you see them in others.
[20:58:27] <mrpg> #g jung's shadow
[20:58:28] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org(psychology) - "In Jungian psychology, the \"shadow\", \"Id\", or \"shadow aspect/archetype\" may refer to (1) an unconscious aspect of the personality which the conscious ego does ..."
[20:58:28] <upstart> ^ 03Shadow (psychology) - Wikipedia
[20:58:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> a six inch sub is average though.
[20:59:09] <mrpg> The fumes of the rockets must be damaging his brain
[20:59:40] <mrpg> ... , I believe, was about 5ft 6in long, rigid, ...
[20:59:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrpg, ya, i like reading psych cause it occasionally gives me insight into myself that i hadn't considered. i also know my flaws and work on them so feel fully justified when i rip on others for them.
[21:00:19] <mrpg> Psychology was my hobby, now it's math.
[21:00:20] <chromas> Six inches isn't a whole lot when you have to share it with the whole scout troop
[21:01:00] <mrpg> I moved from home and I was having these dreams about my ex home, for like 10 months straight, one per month, so I decided to check Jung.
[21:01:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine's looking at boobs or fishing
[21:01:41] <chromas> Turns out you missed banging your mom?
[21:01:54] <chromas> or was that freud?
[21:02:07] <mrpg> Yes, it was Freud
[21:02:23] <mrpg> That's why I chose Jung.
[21:02:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't blame him. i miss banging cmn32480's mom.
[21:02:52] <chromas> They're all the same. Psychology's all based on studying privileged white men, right? Racis!
[21:03:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think freud mostly studied his mom.
[21:03:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> so privileged white woman
[21:03:25] <chromas> Well who didn't?
[21:04:18] <mrpg> Musk has repeatedly come under fire for his behavior on Twitter and for Tesla’s PR strategy, under which it aggressively attacks critics and journalists.
[21:04:50] <mrpg> Musk had pledged to be less combative on social media, ... That is my mistake. I will correct it.”
[21:05:02] <mrpg> Road rage, now ionternet rage
[21:05:05] <chromas> Is Elon Musk Donald Trump's long-lost son?
[21:08:38] <chromas> Ooh, what if Musk is Trump? That explains the oversize ties!
[21:14:35] <mrpg> Spanish: https://losandes.com.ar
[21:14:36] <upstart> ^ 03"Diputades indecises", el lenguaje de género que sorprende y se impone entre adolescentes
[21:15:12] <mrpg> Summary: in Spanish there are masculine and femenine nouns. SOme peopl ehave begun to use an invented third gender, like "it" in English.
[21:16:10] <mrpg> So, you have senador and senadora = senator.
[21:16:34] <chromas> don't forget, they're latinx now
[21:17:06] <mrpg> diputado, diputada = deputy
[21:17:22] <mrpg> So now we have diputade = gender unspecified.
[21:22:32] <Sulla> weird
[21:22:37] <Sulla> its like they aren't even using spanish anymore
[21:23:37] <chromas> Spanish be racis mang
[21:23:50] <chromas> literal white colonialism
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[21:27:08] <mrpg> How to Predict the Side Effects of Millions of Drug Combinations - ready
[21:27:37] <mrpg> wrong channel sorry :-)
[21:31:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas++ # for great truth
[21:31:19] <Bender> karma - chromas: 212
[21:31:42] <mrpg> Enough for today, bye.
[21:31:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh. ima stop arguing on the site and go as well.
[21:31:57] * TheMightyBuzzard waves
[21:32:05] <mrpg> waves 2
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[21:32:23] <chromas> #sammich mrpg
[21:32:23] * MrPlow looks around but does not see mrpg
[21:32:49] <chromas> it's my sammich now
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[22:18:51] <Sulla> Wish i had a sammich, packing lunches takes too much work
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[22:31:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CERN Technology Used to Create the First 3D 'X-rays' of Human Bodies - http://sylnt.us - 8k-when?
[22:43:31] <mechanicjay> What. The. Fuck. https://www.apple.com
[22:43:31] <upstart> ^ 03Apple Leadership - Apple
[22:44:13] <chromas> lol
[22:44:24] <chromas> Do they each have their own Unicode codepoint?
[22:44:54] <chromas> Plus I thought flat was the current trand
[22:49:09] <Sulla> stop being so behind the times mechanicjay
[22:49:15] <Sulla> this is the future and its beautiful
[22:49:40] <chromas> Have you noticed the lack of diversity though?
[22:49:42] <mechanicjay> THE NECK AND CLOTHES ARE REAL
[22:50:29] <Sulla> its a feature
[22:50:53] <mechanicjay> a feature to some, A NIGHTMARE TO OTHERS!
[22:51:36] <chromas> Do iphones have an app for that yet?
[22:51:46] <Sulla> not as bad as "the freedom to charge anywhere"
[22:53:04] <chromas> What do you have against charging?
[22:55:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, yard's mowed.
[22:56:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> having taken fairly large samples of both ways, i can conclusively say with sound scientific backing that it is far more fun watching the kids mow than doing it yourself.
[22:57:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, being too much of a slacker to make a sammich is some high-level lazy. i salute you, sir.
[22:57:55] <Sulla> you gotta like take cheese and meat out of the fridge
[22:57:58] <Sulla> thats too much
[23:00:16] <Sulla> 94 degrees
[23:00:29] <Sulla> think i should have my wife come get me and drive me the six blocks to my car
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