#Soylent | Logs for 2018-06-24
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[00:41:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TLBleed Affects Intel Processors with Hyperthreading to Leak Encryption Keys, Non-Trivial to Exploit - http://sylnt.us - at-least-I-am-safe-with-my-abacus
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[01:30:08] <exec> welcome ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, 18°C/64°F, 6:30 pm PDT, Saturday, 23 June 2018
[01:36:40] <ethanol-fueled> Now that the assisted-suicide law has been reinstated in California.
[01:37:05] <ethanol-fueled> Perhaps I can convince granny to suck helium.
[01:37:27] <ethanol-fueled> The sooner the bitch dies, and others like her die,
[01:37:40] <ethanol-fueled> The better of a world this place may be.
[01:38:21] <ethanol-fueled> doubtful that it will happen...
[01:38:28] <ethanol-fueled> ...but we all can dream.
[01:40:12] <ethanol-fueled> It's like that society in star trek: TNG where people must die at sixty. I don't believe that for all folks.
[01:40:41] <ethanol-fueled> I do believe that they should all die at seventy, though
[01:41:40] <ethanol-fueled> the more talented engineers should die at eighty.
[01:42:25] <ethanol-fueled> But Californians should be legally allowed to adopt the good ol' Southern mentality:
[01:42:51] <ethanol-fueled> "Take 'er out back with the shotgun"
[01:44:22] <ethanol-fueled> She insulted my mother even though she gave birth to her.
[01:44:58] <ethanol-fueled> You think you're "tough," huh, granny? Then DIE LIKE A DOG.
[01:45:29] <ethanol-fueled> O' please, JESUS CHRIST. Take her back to your kingdom, and quickly!
[01:45:33] <ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
[01:47:52] <ethanol-fueled> Now, I am a sympatheric individual.
[01:48:03] <ethanol-fueled> sympathetic even.
[01:49:00] <ethanol-fueled> My friends and their friends have taken better care of me over the years than my own so-called "family"
[01:49:58] <ethanol-fueled> A result of this is that every day, I wish that certain members of my family die, and soon.
[01:51:30] <ethanol-fueled> They know, and will know, again. When they send out the sympathy e-mail, they will be reminded of their flaws.
[01:52:21] <ethanol-fueled> They will rot.
[01:57:06] <ethanol-fueled> AND DIE.
[01:58:43] <ethanol-fueled> Its times like this that I wish if were legal for me to summarily execute them.
[01:59:41] <ethanol-fueled> I guess I'll just have to wait.
[02:00:32] <ethanol-fueled> Now, then, it is time to GET DRUNK.
[02:00:48] <ethanol-fueled> To SHITPOST on SOYLENTNEWS.
[02:01:02] <ethanol-fueled> GAME ON!
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[03:01:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Algeria Blocks Internet to Prevent Students Cheating During Exams - http://sylnt.us - no-carrier
[05:23:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Azure North Europe Downed by the Curse of the Irish – Sunshine - http://sylnt.us - dont-mine-in-azure
[06:12:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.facebook.com
[06:12:25] <upstart> ^ 03Steve Dickens - Bear gets hit in the nuts. And tries to...
[07:32:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Micron: 96-Layer 3D NAND Coming, 3D XPoint Sales Disappoint - http://sylnt.us - Layers:-A-bunch-of-hens
[09:29:07] <Bytram> coffee++
[09:29:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4151
[09:29:35] <Bytram> yeah... don't ask me what I'm doing being awake this early on a Sunday AM... darned if I know!
[09:52:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gunmakers Have the Successor to the Bump Stock Lined Up - http://sylnt.us - skirting-existing-laws
[10:01:52] <Bytram> yep, is too early...
[10:01:56] * Bytram heads back to bed
[11:41:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Privacy Expert Schrems Files GDPR Complaints Against Google, Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp - http://sylnt.us - got-to-start-somewhere
[14:01:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nintendo Switch-Hacking Trolls Reportedly Loading Pornographic Profile Pictures - http://sylnt.us - that's-what-I-look-like!
[16:01:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Snapdragon 1000 ARM SoC Could Compete With Low-Power Intel Chips in Laptops - http://sylnt.us - more-whoosh
[16:29:55] <SoyGuest52256> fuck me, philip k dick's electric dreams /the father thing/ was total shite.
[18:03:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DC to Host ‘White Civil Rights’ Rally One Year After Charlottesville — Outside the White House - http://sylnt.us - fetch-the-popcorn
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[20:10:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ubuntu Data Collection Report is Out -- First Look at Desktop Metrics - http://sylnt.us - show-me-the-numbers
[20:11:34] <SoyGuest52256> Celebrity deathmatch - which instrument is better: youtube.com/watch?v=XMD6xBIXSWo or https://www.youtube.com (ignore the video in both).
[20:11:36] <upstart> ^ 03Harpsichord Solo: Le Tic-Toc-Choc ou les Maillotins - YouTube
[22:14:27] <chromas> I miss Celebrity Deathmatch. MTV was good at cartoons
[22:31:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Solo's Disappointing Box Office Performance Puts Future Star Wars Story Films in Doubt - http://sylnt.us - solo-failure
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[23:15:55] <chromas> Here's a classic https://www.youtube.com
[23:15:56] <upstart> ^ 03How To Uninstall McAfee Antivirus - YouTube
[23:15:58] <chromas> (nsfw)
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