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[00:33:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cause of Adrian Lamo's Death Remains a Mystery - http://sylnt.us - esoteric-death
[00:48:12] <chromas> A. Lamo
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[01:41:46] <Sulla> ~weather eugene
[01:41:48] <exec> 10Eugene, OR - currently 52°F / 11°C, rain, wind W at 10 mph, humidity 78% - Saturday showers (45°F:55°F / 7°C:13°C), Sunday scattered showers (47°F:63°F / 8°C:17°C), Monday partly cloudy (45°F:74°F / 7°C:23°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (48°F:79°F / 9°C:26°C)
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[02:32:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Project Fusion: Tor Integration With Firefox May Finally be Happening - http://sylnt.us - but-you-might-not-be-able-to-tell
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[04:52:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Much Is Wildlife Tourism Affecting The Animals It Targets? - http://sylnt.us - tourist-trap
[06:50:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Singapore Could Become the Second Country to Legalize Mitochondrial Replacement Therapy - http://sylnt.us - got-to-start-somewhere
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[09:01:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Senator Makes Amtrak Hire Ticket Agents Because 30% of West Virginia Lacks Internet - http://sylnt.us - sensible
[11:11:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Marcus Hutchins, WannaCry-Killer, Hit With Four New Charges by the FBI - http://sylnt.us - it's-not-going-his-way
[13:23:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The FCC Explicitly Bans Unauthorized Phone Bill Charges - http://sylnt.us - getting-tougher
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[15:40:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Plans to Expand Presence at Kennedy Space Center - http://sylnt.us - fairing-processing
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[18:01:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Real-Time Drone Surveillance System for Violent Individuals Identification - http://sylnt.us - big-brother
[20:20:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Remarkable Skill of Ancient Peru's Cranial Surgeons - http://sylnt.us - trepanation++
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[20:24:00] <Sulla> Toys r us going out of business sale pretty amazing
[20:24:21] <chromas> They're still going out of business?
[20:27:56] <Sulla> Apparently
[20:28:06] <Sulla> Just spent 700 getting 1700 worth of toys
[20:32:20] <Sulla> Got a toy workbench for 70% off. Got a ton of the wooden train toys. A bunch of gi joes with armored troop carriers, airplanes, patrol boats. Water baloons. Coloring books and stuff. Some cloths and jackets. Two drive on powered cars
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[20:43:21] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, 22°C/72°F, 1:43 pm PDT, Sunday, 10 June 2018
[20:43:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Today is my birthday
[20:43:47] <Ethanol-fueled> I had a good weekend.
[20:44:07] <Ethanol-fueled> except that a woman SHIT MY BED
[20:44:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Now my apartment smells like shit.
[20:44:35] <Sulla> Wut
[20:45:15] <chromas> Did you rub her nose in it?
[20:45:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Maybe I should get rid of my nicen souble=pillowtop
[20:45:49] <Ethanol-fueled> nice double-pillowtop
[20:46:16] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, I am not mean.
[20:46:57] <Ethanol-fueled> I am bummed.
[20:47:23] <Sulla> Pretty sure rubbing nose in it is only way to break habit
[20:47:25] <Ethanol-fueled> the second you walk through my door, you can smelll it.
[20:48:20] <Ethanol-fueled> she tookk off and washed it.
[20:48:46] <Ethanol-fueled> but that does not change the fact that my apartment smells.
[20:49:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> was she trying to keep up with your pace of drinking?
[20:49:41] <chromas> Just tell people you were trying exotic foreign recipes
[20:49:50] <Ethanol-fueled> her ASSSHOLE BLEW CHUNKS onto my bed
[20:50:24] <chromas> That happens when you anal with incomplete enema
[20:50:31] <Sulla> I had an indian roommate that shit in his dorm room in a bucket
[20:50:36] <Sulla> Just tell people not t be biggots
[20:50:40] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, my friends were trying to tell me that maybe I could clean it.
[20:51:06] <Ethanol-fueled> it smells horrible.
[20:51:26] <chromas> Open all your windows and install fans
[20:51:41] <chromas> rub baking soda into your bed
[20:51:52] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, I did that. It's not gonna help :(
[20:51:58] <chromas> and take a shit on her to show dominance
[20:52:32] <Sulla> If you record your whatever you were doing do a deepfake of trump in there, sell to cnn
[20:53:25] <chromas> Doesn't it have to go through buzzfeed first to become legitimate?
[20:53:39] <Sulla> True nobody would trust cnn
[20:53:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> nah, TMZ - they get a hold of EVERYTHING first, somehow.
[20:54:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Andy, my aPARTMENT smells like shit.
[20:54:43] <Sulla> National inquierer broke the john edwards cheating on cancer wife story
[20:54:50] <Ethanol-fueled> I had boiled water, broken out the Febreze. And yet, it still stinks :(
[20:55:16] <chromas> Burn it down
[20:55:47] <Sulla> Having just dealt with desmelling a house that had a grandmother with alzheimers
[20:55:49] <Ethanol-fueled> I had made a lot of effort to clean and rearrange my apartment for her...and what does she do...SHITS ON MY BED
[20:56:01] <Sulla> Get an ozone maker
[20:56:06] <Sulla> They desmell anything
[20:56:16] <Sulla> Rotten fish from car upholstry, etc
[20:56:20] <Ethanol-fueled> She's long-gone, but my apartment STILL STINKS.
[20:57:47] <Ethanol-fueled> I hate people.
[20:58:11] <Ethanol-fueled> They are nasty and make rather nasty by-products.
[20:58:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> hey I'm a people!
[20:58:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...wait though. I hate myself AND I hate everyone else.
[20:58:57] <Ethanol-fueled> I can relate to you, ANdy.
[20:58:58] <Sulla> Kind of your fault for doing anal
[20:59:04] <Ethanol-fueled> GODDAMMIT
[20:59:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Sulla, when I told my friends about what happened they said the same thing you did:
[20:59:48] <Ethanol-fueled> "Oh, you're into ass-play>"
[21:00:20] <Ethanol-fueled> NO, I DONT LIKE HAVING MY BED SHITTED
[21:01:12] <Ethanol-fueled> My bed is the one refuge I could go where nobody fucked with me, where I could go to sleeep
[21:01:23] <Ethanol-fueled> NOW I HAVE NO REFUGE
[21:01:37] <Ethanol-fueled> I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO
[21:02:12] <Sulla> Thats like blaming alqueda when they attack us after we gave them the weapons
[21:02:15] <Ethanol-fueled> MY WHOLE LIVING SPACE STINKS
[21:02:35] <Ethanol-fueled> I HAVE NOWHERE TO RUN
[21:03:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> Ethanol-fueled is quite shady / but he got some play from a lady / then all the booze went to her head / and she shat over all his bed / now the odor at his place is quite hate-y
[21:03:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> that last line needs work.
[21:03:39] <Sulla> Kek
[21:04:18] <Sulla> Stop shitting on poor eth andy, he is trying to cope!
[21:04:26] <Sulla> He is having a really crappy day!
[21:04:43] <Sulla> Running all over his house trying to fix it
[21:05:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice rap, Andy. Does the opinion column pay you for your scathing wit?
[21:06:10] <Ethanol-fueled> It's GROSS, sulla.
[21:06:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> Nah, I stay out of the newsroom's business.
[21:06:35] <Ethanol-fueled> I have implemented methods to clean it and they''re not gonna work
[21:06:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> We're the Tampa Bay Times, not The Onion. Maybe I could get a side gig at Creative Loafing, though.
[21:07:33] <Sulla> Did you have your big bite hot dogs for dinner? If so you can experience it forever
[21:08:28] <Ethanol-fueled> the only way I'm going to win is to put my mattress up on fruit crates and pour boiling water mixed with bleach on it.
[21:08:45] <Sulla> Never fails, buy and build a kids workbench, they spend two hours playing with the box instead
[21:09:17] <Ethanol-fueled> that's a 400 dollar mattrresss I got for 200.
[21:09:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Maybe I need to eject it and get a fresh one. I had that bitch for seven years.
[21:10:00] <Ethanol-fueled> it's stained.
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[21:10:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah, a seven-year-old mattress that's been shit on is probably not worth a whole lot of cleaning effort.
[21:11:29] <Ethanol-fueled> B-b-but ANdy...it's a double pillowtop!
[21:12:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, and it was pissed-on(not by me) by somebody else before that.
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[21:12:48] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, 14°C/58°F, 2:12 pm PDT, Sunday, 10 June 2018
[21:12:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> at this stage, that just makes it even MORE difficult to get the stink out.
[21:13:11] <Ethanol-fueled> I need to take it to the alley, ANdy.
[21:13:32] <Ethanol-fueled> It wil be difficult to let it go.
[21:13:47] <Ethanol-fueled> I had a lot of good memories on that mattress
[21:14:23] <Ethanol-fueled> I had that bitch for seven years. Can you imagine all the debauchery that took place on that filthy, stinky thing?
[21:15:06] <Ethanol-fueled> The history of that mattress went hand-in-hand with the history of Soylentnews itself
[21:15:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Maybe even back into the Slashdot days.
[21:15:54] <Sulla> Id prefer not
[21:16:02] * Ethanol-fueled smokes cigarette
[21:21:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Even my friends who visited me for my birthday walked into my apartment and yelled, "PEE-YEW! WHAT FUCKING STINKS IN HERE?!"
[21:22:22] <Ethanol-fueled> She PUKED out her ASSHOLE
[21:22:52] <Ethanol-fueled> I had to pick up my vaccuum cleaner and suck her chunks up from my bed.
[21:23:14] <Ethanol-fueled> O' LORD JESUS...HELP ME!
[21:23:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> christ, man...throw out your vacuum cleaner, too!
[21:27:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> febreeze bitch. every bachelor's best friend.
[21:27:21] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to have to get a new bed.
[21:27:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> may take a couple jugs in your case but...
[21:27:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzbomb, I had two sprayers of Febreze....I even got the one out of my car
[21:28:04] <Ethanol-fueled> IT DIDNT WORK
[21:28:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> jesus. did you eat roadkill and shit the bed or something?
[21:28:31] <Ethanol-fueled> O' GOD JESUS HELP! HEEELLLLLLLLPPPP!
[21:29:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzbomb, I didnt do it! Somebode else did!
[21:29:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw it. throw the mattress out and sleep on the couch till you can get another.
[21:29:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzbomb, I have no couch and have no room for one.
[21:30:19] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to have to go back when I slept on a sleeping bag on the floor
[21:31:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> no room for a couch? i thought you were merican not japanese.
[21:32:42] <Sulla> Get a futon
[21:33:02] <Sulla> Couch and bed for 100 bucks
[21:33:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> get an apartment instead of a closet
[21:33:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://img.fark.net
[21:34:18] <Ethanol-fueled> I guess I can't win all my batltles.
[21:34:43] <Ethanol-fueled> There are some times when a man must admit that he can't win.
[21:36:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, there aren't. anything can be solved with enough duct tape, wd40, or violence.
[21:36:28] <Ethanol-fueled> So it must be done: I must cast my mattress out into the alley...and get a new one.
[21:37:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzbomb, I do agree with you. But this is a battle I must lost.
[21:37:12] <Ethanol-fueled> lose^
[21:37:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's only a loss if you let it be. a proper viking funeral and you can count it as a win.
[21:38:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> in other words, throw it in the alley and light it on fire.
[21:39:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzbomb, although I agree with you, I am not trying to rack up an arson charge.
[21:39:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, roger. in that case throw it in *someone else's alley* and light it on fire.
[21:39:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ex girlfriend's by preference
[21:40:06] <Ethanol-fueled> I do love fire, but I live in a big city. I would have to cart this heavy thing out to the Imperial Valley to nuke it legally.
[21:41:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, quasi-legally
[21:41:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i had a couch that smelled roughly that bad. i slept on it for like five years during my 20s after it'd been adopted from a house of drunken debauchery for the previous five years.
[21:42:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> it was a fantastic sleeping couch.
[21:42:32] <Ethanol-fueled> buzzbomb - did it have cigarette stains?
[21:42:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> we eventually took it out to a buddy's place, poured diesel all over it, and lit it.
[21:42:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> it had EVERYTHING stains.
[21:42:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it was dark brown so you couldn't see the worst ones.
[21:44:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Thats how we do things in the Valey, buzzbomb, but it's a two-hour drive for getting away with things like that.
[21:44:41] <Ethanol-fueled> s/Valey/Valley
[21:46:06] <Ethanol-fueled> i can't give this one a Viking funeral,
[21:47:58] * Ethanol-fueled smokes cigarette in contemplation
[21:50:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Allright. Fuck it. I'm gonna have to shell out the dough to get a new bed.
[21:51:43] <Ethanol-fueled> This one has served me for 7 years. But if there is one goddamn thing I need in this horrible world its a place to sleep.
[21:52:59] * Ethanol-fueled watches Star Trek: TNG Klingon episodes
[21:53:22] <Sulla> At toys r ys going out of business they have thomas the tank engine beds on super sale
[21:53:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ds9 has better klingon episodes
[21:55:52] <Ethanol-fueled> I donno Buzzbomb: TNG had the Klingon civil war
[21:56:24] <Ethanol-fueled> You are correct, but DS9 had the canon more fleshed out
[21:57:21] <Ethanol-fueled> TNG things more more wild. Nobody knew what the fuck was going on, and Worf had his discommendation
[21:59:39] <Ethanol-fueled> anyway, fellows, I must leave...FOR NOW...and watch some TNG Klingon episodes
[22:00:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Take Care, brothers. Long live the freedom of speech!
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[22:02:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> #yt blue collar tweakers
[22:02:15] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[22:02:16] <upstart> ^ 03Primus - Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweekers - YouTube
[22:41:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fresh Water from Air - http://sylnt.us - O,N,Ar
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