#Soylent | Logs for 2018-06-03

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[01:05:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - YouTube Removes Around 30 "Violent" Music Videos in Response to UK Police Requests - http://sylnt.us - triggered
[01:06:49] <mrpg> Violent for the ears? good
[01:09:32] <chromas> #EarRape
[01:09:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> wow. that was a powerful shitty movie.
[01:10:36] <chromas> Solo?
[01:10:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> just watched future world. my butthole hurts.
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[01:11:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw. if i wanna watch gayness i'll watch fresh gayness not retcon'd bullshit.
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[01:49:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake upstart
[01:49:35] * MrPlow smakes upstart upside the head with a dropbear
[01:49:48] * TheMightyBuzzard mourns the loss of crutchy
[01:52:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> blah. ima go bed.
[01:53:43] <Bytram> sounds like a plan... think ima gonna do the same, soonish
[01:54:48] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I've got some plans off and on tomorrow, but o/w have the day off... if you wanna upgrade any servers pls let me know.
[02:07:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Holds Acquisition Talks with Github - http://sylnt.us - good-business-or-something-else
[02:10:22] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.rt.com
[02:10:24] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
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[02:10:49] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:10:49] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[02:16:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Welfare Backlash Tied to White Fear of Declining Status - http://sylnt.us - was-not-expecting-that
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[02:38:18] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, Australia, 11°C/52°F, 12:38 pm GMT+10, Sunday, 3 June 2018
[02:39:45] <chromas> ~g'day crutchy
[02:39:47] * exec overratedly pukes a B cup of rocks on crutchy
[02:40:27] <upstart> ~g'day exec
[02:40:38] <upstart> :(
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[02:46:22] <crutchy> ~g'day chromas o/
[02:46:24] * exec nonchalantly inserts a hammerfs volume of rank memes into chromas
[02:46:39] <crutchy> lol rank memes
[02:46:44] <crutchy> coffee++
[02:46:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4129
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[03:25:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Will no Longer Ship to Australia - http://sylnt.us - Ignore-the-customer-and-maybe-they-will-go-away
[03:54:02] <chromas> How will spiders buy their Bad Dragons now?
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[05:47:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Policy Pushes for Open Source in California Agencies - http://sylnt.us - what-happened-to-free-software?
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[08:07:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Develop Material That Could Regenerate Dental Enamel - http://sylnt.us - tooths
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[10:17:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:17:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4130
[10:18:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday crutchy
[10:18:09] * exec crutchyly merges a chest of windows 7 with crutchy
[10:26:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uganda Levies Social Media Tax to Prevent Gossip - http://sylnt.us - let's-gossip
[10:32:15] <crutchy> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard sir
[10:32:17] * exec cromulently hucks a json representation of smell my finger at TheMightyBuzzard
[10:32:48] <crutchy> ~g'day list
[10:32:50] * exec problematically irritates a blagoblag of SQL injections with list
[10:32:53] <crutchy> derp
[10:33:02] <crutchy> ~g'day <list>
[10:33:05] <exec> http://ix.io
[10:33:32] <crutchy> lol woooow
[10:34:27] <chromas> Aha! I'd forgotten how to list.
[10:34:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i had forgotten exec could list
[10:35:11] <crutchy> i'd forgotten i'd remembered i'd even had any fkin idea whatsoever
[10:35:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> then again, i've forgotten half of what MrPlow can do as well
[10:35:18] <chromas> I do remember there's another command that outputs to that same url
[10:35:26] <crutchy> ~rps r
[10:35:28] <exec> rank for crutchy: 1 - http://ix.io
[10:36:46] <chromas> #smakeadd a Truck of Peace
[10:36:46] <MrPlow> "a Truck of Peace" added.
[10:37:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd a duck of geese
[10:37:19] <MrPlow> "a duck of geese" added.
[10:37:38] <chromas> #smakeadd a hunk of cheese
[10:37:39] <MrPlow> "a hunk of cheese" added.
[10:37:49] <chromas> cheese++
[10:37:49] <Bender> karma - cheese: 16
[10:38:20] <crutchy> #smakeadd a trunk of niece
[10:38:20] <MrPlow> "a trunk of niece" added.
[10:40:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd a zook of grease
[10:40:33] <MrPlow> "a zook of grease" added.
[10:40:38] <crutchy> minecraft is evil
[10:40:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt summer lovin
[10:40:43] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[10:40:44] <upstart> ^ 03Grease - Summer Nights HD - YouTube
[10:41:13] <chromas> Is that where you've been all this time? Got stuck in minecraft?
[10:41:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh god man, tell me you ain't trapped down that mineshaft
[10:41:33] <crutchy> i somewhat am
[10:41:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair's fair. i done fuck all lately in favor of fallout 4.
[10:45:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> really need to get on something though. our spring update's already become a summer update.
[10:46:13] <chromas> SN Forever
[10:46:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, crutchy, what kinda oppressive taxation they got on catching yourself a fish down in OZ?
[10:47:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, good point. if we take infinite time on this update it'll be infinitely good and bug free to boot!
[10:47:36] <crutchy> dunno. i'm not much of a fisherman. i know you gotta have a license, and the fish have to meet size restrictions n stuffs
[10:47:47] <crutchy> probly similar to you guys i guess
[10:48:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg. ima hafta just build my own lake.
[10:48:18] * TheMightyBuzzard gets the shovel
[10:48:30] <chromas> You got a permit for that shovel?
[10:48:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, it's an undocumented shovel.
[10:48:54] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, s/shovel/creeper/
[10:48:59] <chromas> And does it have a point? You may need to file down the point on your Assault Shovel
[10:49:07] <crutchy> lol
[10:49:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is why it's undocumented
[10:49:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g etool
[10:49:20] <MrPlow> https://etoolglobal.com - "eTool are leading Life Cycle Assessment engineers of the built form utilising a powerful Life Cycle Design software, eToolLCD. Optimise your building ..."
[10:49:23] <upstart> ^ 03Life Cycle Assessment Software and Consulting - eTool
[10:49:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> idiot bot
[10:49:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g etool shovel
[10:49:33] <MrPlow> https://www.amazon.com - "GENUINE U.S. MILITARY ISSUE Made for the US Military with Superior Materials and Workmanship. It is durable and last a life time. You will have a shovel that ..."
[10:49:36] <crutchy> ~g'day >object Assault Shovel
[10:49:38] * exec flatulantly refactors a ½ cup of floccinaucinihilipilification for >object
[10:49:48] <crutchy> ~g'day <list>
[10:49:51] <exec> http://ix.io
[10:49:58] <chromas> >beverage
[10:50:31] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage Assault Shovel
[10:50:32] <exec> added to beverages
[10:50:40] <crutchy> chromas++
[10:50:40] <Bender> karma - chromas: 210
[10:51:03] <chromas> I bet your fully automatic assault shovel even has a 30-clip magazine. Why would a civilian need such a thing?
[10:51:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec and MrPlow have been oddly relevant with their randomly generated shat lately. did someone hook up some cloudy blockchain ai to them?
[10:51:35] <crutchy> nah they're just full of the same stuff as the media.... shit
[10:51:41] <chromas> ~g'day >container a blockchain
[10:51:43] <exec> added to containers
[10:52:16] <crutchy> they're pretty much both shit filled robots
[10:52:22] <crutchy> so they think the same
[10:52:34] <crutchy> (exec/mrplow and the media)
[10:52:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> stands to reason. you and i are often full of shit so it's not a surprise they would be.
[10:57:00] * TheMightyBuzzard reencodes pee wee's big adventure for streaming from the media server
[10:57:21] <crutchy> you're probably right
[10:57:27] <crutchy> takes one to know one :p
[10:57:43] <crutchy> ~socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[10:57:45] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[10:57:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[10:57:55] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[10:58:14] <crutchy> need one for russian bot
[10:58:18] <crutchy> .macro
[10:58:22] <crutchy> ~macro
[10:58:23] <exec> 02 syntax to add: ~macro <trigger> <chanlist> PRIVMSG|INTERNAL <command_template>
[10:58:23] <exec> 02 syntax to delete: ~macro <trigger> -
[10:58:51] <crutchy> ergh. that looks way too complimicated
[10:59:00] <crutchy> who tf wrote that?
[10:59:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[10:59:12] * exec points at Bytram
[10:59:18] <crutchy> makes sense
[11:00:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... we do need a russian bot
[11:01:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> what should a russian bot be written in though?
[11:01:21] <chromas> Everyone who disagrees with me is a Russian bot
[11:02:09] <crutchy> call it boris
[11:02:18] <crutchy> the bullet dodger
[11:02:30] <crutchy> the sneaky fuckin russian... bot
[11:02:59] <chromas> In Russia, bot program you!
[11:03:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, good idear
[11:03:37] <crutchy> why do they call him the bullet dodger? because he dodges CNN, Avi
[11:04:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll go have a smoke while i ponder pon it
[11:04:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:04:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:04:12] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 633
[11:09:29] <chromas> ~macro ~left internal ~say %%trailing%%, you're a racist!
[11:09:30] <exec> 02 *** error: invalid cmd (must be either INTERNAL or PRIVMSG)
[11:09:43] <chromas> ~macro ~left PRIVMSG %%trailing%%, you're a racist!
[11:09:45] <exec> 02 *** error: invalid cmd (must be either INTERNAL or PRIVMSG)
[11:09:53] <crutchy> ~macro
[11:09:55] <exec> 02 syntax to add: ~macro <trigger> <chanlist> PRIVMSG|INTERNAL <command_template>
[11:09:55] <exec> 02 syntax to delete: ~macro <trigger> -
[11:10:01] <chromas> ~macro ~left PRIVMSG * %%trailing%%, you're a racist!
[11:10:02] <exec> 02 *** error: invalid cmd (must be either INTERNAL or PRIVMSG)
[11:10:02] <crutchy> need chanlist?
[11:10:11] <crutchy> i think * works
[11:10:23] <crutchy> maybe
[11:10:44] <chromas> ah
[11:10:51] <chromas> ~macro ~left * PRIVMSG %%trailing%%, you're a racist!
[11:10:52] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~left" and PRIVMSG command template "%%trailing%%, you're a racist!" saved
[11:11:02] <chromas> ~left TheMightyBuzzard
[11:11:03] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, you're a racist!
[11:11:08] <crutchy> haha
[11:11:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice
[11:11:32] <chromas> I don't suppose it can pull from a list
[11:11:40] <chromas> racist/bigot/nazi
[11:11:41] <crutchy> s/~left/~blm/
[11:11:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> lists are racist
[11:12:26] <crutchy> nyaa horsey
[11:13:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, russianbot needs to make "in soviet russia" jokes when anyone says anything that matches one of the jokes
[11:14:58] <crutchy> ~isr left right
[11:15:06] <crutchy> .isr left right
[11:15:13] <crutchy> hmm
[11:15:16] <crutchy> ~isr
[11:15:23] <crutchy> i thought there was one
[11:15:37] * crutchy has to rtfm
[11:15:43] <crutchy> ~
[11:15:52] <crutchy> ~about
[11:16:41] <crutchy> ah that's right github is now Microsoft My Source Code XP Me Vista
[11:17:39] <crutchy> !isr foo bar
[11:17:40] <exec> 04In Soviet Russia, bar foos YOU!
[11:17:40] <exec> 04In Soviet Russia, bar foos YOU!
[11:17:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[11:18:04] <crutchy> dunno why twice
[11:18:23] <crutchy> ~macro list
[11:18:24] <exec> 13 list macro not found
[11:18:49] <crutchy> need someone who knows how the damn thing works
[11:18:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm thinkin a big ole db of isr jokes and the bot triggering on in channel speech matching key words
[11:19:07] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[11:19:20] <crutchy> yeah that would work
[11:19:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> "We have no gay people in Russia; there are homosexuals but they are not allowed to be gay about it." Yakov
[11:20:26] * crutchy is remeniscing over some exec source code
[11:20:37] <crutchy> ye good ole days
[11:20:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> "Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men… there is a three year waiting list."
[11:21:58] <chromas> exec 2.1 in python 3
[11:22:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec 3 in python 2.1
[11:23:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... ruby's about as commie as you can get but python's more authoritarian in syntax
[11:24:24] * TheMightyBuzzard doesn't really have a language he wants to take for a spin at the moment
[11:25:03] <chromas> Use C when you want to make Mexicanbot
[11:25:20] <crutchy> i still wouldn't mind making a bot in laz
[11:25:43] <crutchy> i've learned a bit more about it since too
[11:25:52] <crutchy> been using lazarus at work occasionally
[11:26:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g lazarus programming language
[11:26:21] <MrPlow> https://www.lazarus-ide.org - "Lazarus is a professional open-source cross platform IDE powered by Free ... Lazarus. The professional Free Pascal RAD IDE. Cross platform; Drag ... The Lazarus team is glad to announce the release of Lazarus 1.8.4. ... Documentation · Wiki · Books and Journals · Developer Blog · In other languages · Events · Contests ..."
[11:26:22] <upstart> ^ 03Lazarus Homepage
[11:26:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't we already have a pascal bot?
[11:26:45] <crutchy> yup
[11:26:52] <crutchy> i'd just be copycatting
[11:26:58] <crutchy> err. sorta
[11:27:23] <crutchy> upstart's language with exec's processerizing
[11:27:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty sure ruby's not been done but i really don't wanna do anything in ruby. golang maybe?
[11:27:42] <crutchy> can upstart be processerized?
[11:27:51] <crutchy> exec has a ruby script
[11:27:58] <crutchy> for currency conversion
[11:28:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec has an everything script though
[11:28:22] <crutchy> except its written in phpoo
[11:28:40] <crutchy> i guess that was easy
[11:29:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... we don't have a java bot
[11:29:03] <chromas> upstart's D now
[11:29:11] <crutchy> DD
[11:29:24] <crutchy> (o Y o)
[11:29:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[11:29:31] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 76
[11:29:31] <chromas> ~bewbs
[11:29:33] <exec> 00,06(00,04o00,07 00,08Y00,09 00,12o00,02)
[11:29:41] <chromas> gay bewbs
[11:29:57] <crutchy> lesbo
[11:30:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> gah, you'll summon azuma doing that
[11:30:27] * crutchy wonders if delphi has turned into skynet yet
[11:31:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, i could write russianbot as an emacs plugin
[11:32:01] <crutchy> do it in bash
[11:32:09] <crutchy> totally suits a russian bot
[11:32:32] <crutchy> heavy is good. heavy is reliable. and if it does not work you can always BASH him with it
[11:32:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[11:33:13] <crutchy> konomi could do it in her sleep prolly
[11:33:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> use telnet and shell redirects you think?
[11:33:34] <crutchy> hmm. it needs to redirect through the NSA's prism network
[11:33:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh it will
[11:34:12] <crutchy> gotta have all teh wackery hackery
[11:34:20] * TheMightyBuzzard can't bring himself to write in golang
[11:34:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> bullshit rules about source file structure and naming
[11:34:40] <crutchy> when it borks it has to bring the whole irc server down
[11:35:19] <crutchy> because its the only way to be sure
[11:35:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's doable. it'll be running on the same server with the same permissions. not hard to run out of resources available to ircd.
[11:36:07] <crutchy> maybe its nick could be putin
[11:36:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe shit. bytram was wanting to reboot any servers we could justify rebooting today
[11:36:29] <crutchy> damn QA
[11:36:36] <crutchy> always trying to quality shit
[11:36:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw. vm upgrades to more disk space and traffic
[11:37:15] <crutchy> real men run web servers from a floppy disk
[11:37:48] <crutchy> the russian bot needs a real men script
[11:37:51] <crutchy> :D
[11:38:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> real men use tcp/cpp(carrier pigeon protocol)
[11:38:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> and dos other people by shooting their pigeons.
[11:39:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit. i was gonna go fishing in a couple hours.
[11:41:29] <chromas> You still can. Just stick a static note on the front page and reboot everything
[11:42:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> just 301 everyone over to /.?
[11:44:05] <chromas> There ya go
[11:44:05] <chromas> then when it's up again just say russian haxx
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[11:45:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... well we could reboot a load balancer, a db node, and web frontend all at once without anyone noticing then do the same again on thursday.
[11:46:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> dev as well i suppose
[11:48:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg. nicotine
[11:48:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:48:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:48:33] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 634
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[12:42:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Methane Ice Dunes Found on Pluto - http://sylnt.us - bet-they-don't-have-any-sandworms
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[13:53:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Server Storage Upgrades: sodium, hydrogen, lithium, and neon - http://sylnt.us - free-is-good!
[14:00:50] <Bytram> break time
[14:00:54] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:00:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4131
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[14:03:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Server Storage Upgrades Completed: sodium, hydrogen, lithium, and neon - http://sylnt.us - free-is-good!
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[15:02:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bank of England Considers Central Bank Digital Currency - http://sylnt.us - we're-in-the-money
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[16:20:47] <Sulla> #submit https://www.washingtonpost.com
[16:20:48] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
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[16:21:14] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[16:21:20] <Sulla> #submit https://www.forbes.com
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[16:22:05] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[16:30:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Some Blood Stem Cells Are Better Than Others - http://sylnt.us - bloody-fascinating
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[17:40:51] <SoyCow3941> #submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
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[17:41:19] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[18:05:13] <chromas> CSS should become more powerful, then JS could be nuked from orbit
[18:20:39] <Sulla> What solutions do soylentals use for allergies?
[18:21:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Will Not Continue Project Maven After Contract Expires in 2019 - http://sylnt.us - not-being-evil-after-all
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[22:28:26] <Sulla> Cigar++
[22:28:26] <Bender> karma - cigar: 48
[22:52:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Plaintiff's Lawyer: Trump Violated Federal Law by Urging NFL Owners Not to Sign Kaepernick - http://sylnt.us - naughty-naughty
[23:07:19] <Bytram> #g what day of the year is today?
[23:07:19] <MrPlow> https://www.epochconverter.com - "Day of year is a number between 1 and 365 (in 2018), January 1 is day 1. After today there are 212 days remaining in this year. This page uses the ISO-8601 ..."
[23:07:20] <upstart> ^ 03What's the Current Day Number?
[23:08:13] <Bytram> #g what day of the year is june 30?
[23:08:14] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "June 30 is the 181st day of the year (182nd in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 184 days remaining until the end of the year. It is the last day of ..."
[23:08:14] <upstart> ^ 03June 30 - Wikipedia
[23:08:21] <Bytram> #g what day of the year is june 4?
[23:08:21] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "June 4 is the 155th day of the year (156th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 210 days remaining until the end of the year."
[23:08:22] <upstart> ^ 03June 4 - Wikipedia
[23:23:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> Bytram: if you've got a *nix box handy, try `cal -j`
[23:29:34] <Bytram> sorry, I don't. :(
[23:29:35] <Bytram> hrm
[23:31:38] <Bytram> but, i have a slew of unix utilities and you tweaked my memory enough to track down:
[23:31:40] <Bytram> date -u "+%j"
[23:31:45] <Bytram> AndyTheAbsurd: thanks!