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[23:31:45] <Bytram> AndyTheAbsurd: thanks!
[23:31:40] <Bytram> date -u "+%j"
[23:31:38] <Bytram> but, i have a slew of unix utilities and you tweaked my memory enough to track down:
[23:29:35] <Bytram> hrm
[23:29:34] <Bytram> sorry, I don't. :(
[23:23:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> Bytram: if you've got a *nix box handy, try `cal -j`
[23:08:22] <upstart> ^ 03June 4 - Wikipedia
[23:08:21] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "June 4 is the 155th day of the year (156th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 210 days remaining until the end of the year."
[23:08:21] <Bytram> #g what day of the year is june 4?
[23:08:14] <upstart> ^ 03June 30 - Wikipedia
[23:08:14] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "June 30 is the 181st day of the year (182nd in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 184 days remaining until the end of the year. It is the last day of ..."
[23:08:13] <Bytram> #g what day of the year is june 30?
[23:07:20] <upstart> ^ 03What's the Current Day Number?
[23:07:19] <MrPlow> https://www.epochconverter.com - "Day of year is a number between 1 and 365 (in 2018), January 1 is day 1. After today there are 212 days remaining in this year. This page uses the ISO-8601 ..."
[23:07:19] <Bytram> #g what day of the year is today?
[22:52:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Plaintiff's Lawyer: Trump Violated Federal Law by Urging NFL Owners Not to Sign Kaepernick - http://sylnt.us - naughty-naughty
[22:28:26] <Bender> karma - cigar: 48
[22:28:26] <Sulla> Cigar++
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[18:21:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Will Not Continue Project Maven After Contract Expires in 2019 - http://sylnt.us - not-being-evil-after-all
[18:20:39] <Sulla> What solutions do soylentals use for allergies?
[18:05:13] <chromas> CSS should become more powerful, then JS could be nuked from orbit
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[16:21:20] <Sulla> #submit https://www.forbes.com
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[16:20:47] <Sulla> #submit https://www.washingtonpost.com
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[14:00:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4131
[14:00:54] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:00:50] <Bytram> break time
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[12:42:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Methane Ice Dunes Found on Pluto - http://sylnt.us - bet-they-don't-have-any-sandworms
[12:36:49] * TheMightyBuzzard fucks off to go fishing
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[11:48:33] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 634
[11:48:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:48:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:48:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg. nicotine
[11:46:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> dev as well i suppose
[11:45:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... well we could reboot a load balancer, a db node, and web frontend all at once without anyone noticing then do the same again on thursday.
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[11:44:05] <chromas> then when it's up again just say russian haxx
[11:44:05] <chromas> There ya go
[11:42:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> just 301 everyone over to /.?
[11:41:29] <chromas> You still can. Just stick a static note on the front page and reboot everything
[11:39:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit. i was gonna go fishing in a couple hours.
[11:38:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> and dos other people by shooting their pigeons.
[11:38:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> real men use tcp/cpp(carrier pigeon protocol)
[11:37:51] <crutchy> :D
[11:37:48] <crutchy> the russian bot needs a real men script
[11:37:15] <crutchy> real men run web servers from a floppy disk
[11:36:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw. vm upgrades to more disk space and traffic
[11:36:36] <crutchy> always trying to quality shit
[11:36:29] <crutchy> damn QA
[11:36:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe shit. bytram was wanting to reboot any servers we could justify rebooting today
[11:36:07] <crutchy> maybe its nick could be putin
[11:35:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's doable. it'll be running on the same server with the same permissions. not hard to run out of resources available to ircd.
[11:35:19] <crutchy> because its the only way to be sure
[11:34:40] <crutchy> when it borks it has to bring the whole irc server down
[11:34:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> bullshit rules about source file structure and naming
[11:34:20] * TheMightyBuzzard can't bring himself to write in golang
[11:34:12] <crutchy> gotta have all teh wackery hackery
[11:33:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh it will
[11:33:34] <crutchy> hmm. it needs to redirect through the NSA's prism network
[11:33:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> use telnet and shell redirects you think?
[11:33:13] <crutchy> konomi could do it in her sleep prolly
[11:32:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[11:32:32] <crutchy> heavy is good. heavy is reliable. and if it does not work you can always BASH him with it
[11:32:09] <crutchy> totally suits a russian bot
[11:32:01] <crutchy> do it in bash
[11:31:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, i could write russianbot as an emacs plugin
[11:30:27] * crutchy wonders if delphi has turned into skynet yet
[11:30:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> gah, you'll summon azuma doing that
[11:29:57] <crutchy> lesbo
[11:29:41] <chromas> gay bewbs
[11:29:33] <exec> 00,06(00,04o00,07 00,08Y00,09 00,12o00,02)
[11:29:31] <chromas> ~bewbs
[11:29:31] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 76
[11:29:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[11:29:24] <crutchy> (o Y o)
[11:29:11] <crutchy> DD
[11:29:03] <chromas> upstart's D now
[11:29:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... we don't have a java bot
[11:28:40] <crutchy> i guess that was easy
[11:28:22] <crutchy> except its written in phpoo
[11:28:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec has an everything script though
[11:27:58] <crutchy> for currency conversion
[11:27:51] <crutchy> exec has a ruby script
[11:27:42] <crutchy> can upstart be processerized?
[11:27:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty sure ruby's not been done but i really don't wanna do anything in ruby. golang maybe?
[11:27:23] <crutchy> upstart's language with exec's processerizing
[11:26:58] <crutchy> err. sorta
[11:26:52] <crutchy> i'd just be copycatting
[11:26:45] <crutchy> yup
[11:26:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't we already have a pascal bot?
[11:26:22] <upstart> ^ 03Lazarus Homepage
[11:26:21] <MrPlow> https://www.lazarus-ide.org - "Lazarus is a professional open-source cross platform IDE powered by Free ... Lazarus. The professional Free Pascal RAD IDE. Cross platform; Drag ... The Lazarus team is glad to announce the release of Lazarus 1.8.4. ... Documentation · Wiki · Books and Journals · Developer Blog · In other languages · Events · Contests ..."
[11:26:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g lazarus programming language
[11:25:52] <crutchy> been using lazarus at work occasionally
[11:25:43] <crutchy> i've learned a bit more about it since too
[11:25:20] <crutchy> i still wouldn't mind making a bot in laz
[11:25:03] <chromas> Use C when you want to make Mexicanbot
[11:24:24] * TheMightyBuzzard doesn't really have a language he wants to take for a spin at the moment
[11:23:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... ruby's about as commie as you can get but python's more authoritarian in syntax
[11:22:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec 3 in python 2.1
[11:21:58] <chromas> exec 2.1 in python 3
[11:20:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> "Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men… there is a three year waiting list."
[11:20:37] <crutchy> ye good ole days
[11:20:26] * crutchy is remeniscing over some exec source code
[11:19:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> "We have no gay people in Russia; there are homosexuals but they are not allowed to be gay about it." Yakov
[11:19:20] <crutchy> yeah that would work
[11:19:07] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[11:18:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm thinkin a big ole db of isr jokes and the bot triggering on in channel speech matching key words
[11:18:49] <crutchy> need someone who knows how the damn thing works
[11:18:24] <exec> 13 list macro not found
[11:18:23] <crutchy> ~macro list
[11:18:04] <crutchy> dunno why twice
[11:17:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[11:17:40] <exec> 04In Soviet Russia, bar foos YOU!
[11:17:40] <exec> 04In Soviet Russia, bar foos YOU!
[11:17:39] <crutchy> !isr foo bar
[11:16:41] <crutchy> ah that's right github is now Microsoft My Source Code XP Me Vista
[11:15:52] <crutchy> ~about
[11:15:43] <crutchy> ~
[11:15:37] * crutchy has to rtfm
[11:15:23] <crutchy> i thought there was one
[11:15:16] <crutchy> ~isr
[11:15:13] <crutchy> hmm
[11:15:06] <crutchy> .isr left right
[11:14:58] <crutchy> ~isr left right
[11:13:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, russianbot needs to make "in soviet russia" jokes when anyone says anything that matches one of the jokes
[11:12:26] <crutchy> nyaa horsey
[11:11:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> lists are racist
[11:11:41] <crutchy> s/~left/~blm/
[11:11:40] <chromas> racist/bigot/nazi
[11:11:32] <chromas> I don't suppose it can pull from a list
[11:11:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice
[11:11:08] <crutchy> haha
[11:11:03] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, you're a racist!
[11:11:02] <chromas> ~left TheMightyBuzzard
[11:10:52] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~left" and PRIVMSG command template "%%trailing%%, you're a racist!" saved
[11:10:51] <chromas> ~macro ~left * PRIVMSG %%trailing%%, you're a racist!
[11:10:44] <chromas> ah
[11:10:23] <crutchy> maybe
[11:10:11] <crutchy> i think * works
[11:10:02] <crutchy> need chanlist?
[11:10:02] <exec> 02 *** error: invalid cmd (must be either INTERNAL or PRIVMSG)
[11:10:01] <chromas> ~macro ~left PRIVMSG * %%trailing%%, you're a racist!
[11:09:55] <exec> 02 syntax to delete: ~macro <trigger> -
[11:09:55] <exec> 02 syntax to add: ~macro <trigger> <chanlist> PRIVMSG|INTERNAL <command_template>
[11:09:53] <crutchy> ~macro
[11:09:45] <exec> 02 *** error: invalid cmd (must be either INTERNAL or PRIVMSG)
[11:09:43] <chromas> ~macro ~left PRIVMSG %%trailing%%, you're a racist!
[11:09:30] <exec> 02 *** error: invalid cmd (must be either INTERNAL or PRIVMSG)
[11:09:29] <chromas> ~macro ~left internal ~say %%trailing%%, you're a racist!
[11:04:12] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 633
[11:04:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:04:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:04:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll go have a smoke while i ponder pon it
[11:03:37] <crutchy> why do they call him the bullet dodger? because he dodges CNN, Avi
[11:03:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, good idear
[11:02:59] <chromas> In Russia, bot program you!
[11:02:30] <crutchy> the sneaky fuckin russian... bot
[11:02:18] <crutchy> the bullet dodger
[11:02:09] <crutchy> call it boris
[11:01:21] <chromas> Everyone who disagrees with me is a Russian bot
[11:01:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> what should a russian bot be written in though?
[11:00:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... we do need a russian bot
[10:59:18] <crutchy> makes sense
[10:59:12] * exec points at Bytram
[10:59:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[10:59:00] <crutchy> who tf wrote that?
[10:58:51] <crutchy> ergh. that looks way too complimicated
[10:58:23] <exec> 02 syntax to delete: ~macro <trigger> -
[10:58:23] <exec> 02 syntax to add: ~macro <trigger> <chanlist> PRIVMSG|INTERNAL <command_template>
[10:58:22] <crutchy> ~macro
[10:58:18] <crutchy> .macro
[10:58:14] <crutchy> need one for russian bot
[10:57:55] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[10:57:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[10:57:45] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[10:57:43] <crutchy> ~socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[10:57:27] <crutchy> takes one to know one :p
[10:57:21] <crutchy> you're probably right
[10:57:00] * TheMightyBuzzard reencodes pee wee's big adventure for streaming from the media server
[10:52:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> stands to reason. you and i are often full of shit so it's not a surprise they would be.
[10:52:34] <crutchy> (exec/mrplow and the media)
[10:52:22] <crutchy> so they think the same
[10:52:16] <crutchy> they're pretty much both shit filled robots
[10:51:43] <exec> added to containers
[10:51:41] <chromas> ~g'day >container a blockchain
[10:51:35] <crutchy> nah they're just full of the same stuff as the media.... shit
[10:51:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec and MrPlow have been oddly relevant with their randomly generated shat lately. did someone hook up some cloudy blockchain ai to them?
[10:51:03] <chromas> I bet your fully automatic assault shovel even has a 30-clip magazine. Why would a civilian need such a thing?
[10:50:40] <Bender> karma - chromas: 210
[10:50:40] <crutchy> chromas++
[10:50:32] <exec> added to beverages
[10:50:31] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage Assault Shovel
[10:49:58] <chromas> >beverage
[10:49:51] <exec> http://ix.io
[10:49:48] <crutchy> ~g'day <list>
[10:49:38] * exec flatulantly refactors a ½ cup of floccinaucinihilipilification for >object
[10:49:36] <crutchy> ~g'day >object Assault Shovel
[10:49:33] <MrPlow> https://www.amazon.com - "GENUINE U.S. MILITARY ISSUE Made for the US Military with Superior Materials and Workmanship. It is durable and last a life time. You will have a shovel that ..."
[10:49:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g etool shovel
[10:49:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> idiot bot
[10:49:23] <upstart> ^ 03Life Cycle Assessment Software and Consulting - eTool
[10:49:20] <MrPlow> https://etoolglobal.com - "eTool are leading Life Cycle Assessment engineers of the built form utilising a powerful Life Cycle Design software, eToolLCD. Optimise your building ..."
[10:49:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g etool
[10:49:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is why it's undocumented
[10:49:07] <crutchy> lol
[10:48:59] <chromas> And does it have a point? You may need to file down the point on your Assault Shovel
[10:48:54] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, s/shovel/creeper/
[10:48:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, it's an undocumented shovel.
[10:48:30] <chromas> You got a permit for that shovel?
[10:48:18] * TheMightyBuzzard gets the shovel
[10:48:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg. ima hafta just build my own lake.
[10:47:47] <crutchy> probly similar to you guys i guess
[10:47:36] <crutchy> dunno. i'm not much of a fisherman. i know you gotta have a license, and the fish have to meet size restrictions n stuffs
[10:47:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, good point. if we take infinite time on this update it'll be infinitely good and bug free to boot!
[10:46:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, crutchy, what kinda oppressive taxation they got on catching yourself a fish down in OZ?
[10:46:13] <chromas> SN Forever
[10:45:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> really need to get on something though. our spring update's already become a summer update.
[10:41:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair's fair. i done fuck all lately in favor of fallout 4.
[10:41:33] <crutchy> i somewhat am
[10:41:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh god man, tell me you ain't trapped down that mineshaft
[10:41:13] <chromas> Is that where you've been all this time? Got stuck in minecraft?
[10:40:44] <upstart> ^ 03Grease - Summer Nights HD - YouTube
[10:40:43] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[10:40:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt summer lovin
[10:40:38] <crutchy> minecraft is evil
[10:40:33] <MrPlow> "a zook of grease" added.
[10:40:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd a zook of grease
[10:38:20] <MrPlow> "a trunk of niece" added.
[10:38:20] <crutchy> #smakeadd a trunk of niece
[10:37:49] <Bender> karma - cheese: 16
[10:37:49] <chromas> cheese++
[10:37:39] <MrPlow> "a hunk of cheese" added.
[10:37:38] <chromas> #smakeadd a hunk of cheese
[10:37:19] <MrPlow> "a duck of geese" added.
[10:37:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd a duck of geese
[10:36:46] <MrPlow> "a Truck of Peace" added.
[10:36:46] <chromas> #smakeadd a Truck of Peace
[10:35:28] <exec> rank for crutchy: 1 - http://ix.io
[10:35:26] <crutchy> ~rps r
[10:35:18] <chromas> I do remember there's another command that outputs to that same url
[10:35:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> then again, i've forgotten half of what MrPlow can do as well
[10:35:11] <crutchy> i'd forgotten i'd remembered i'd even had any fkin idea whatsoever
[10:34:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i had forgotten exec could list
[10:34:27] <chromas> Aha! I'd forgotten how to list.
[10:33:32] <crutchy> lol woooow
[10:33:05] <exec> http://ix.io
[10:33:02] <crutchy> ~g'day <list>
[10:32:53] <crutchy> derp
[10:32:50] * exec problematically irritates a blagoblag of SQL injections with list
[10:32:48] <crutchy> ~g'day list
[10:32:17] * exec cromulently hucks a json representation of smell my finger at TheMightyBuzzard
[10:32:15] <crutchy> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard sir
[10:26:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uganda Levies Social Media Tax to Prevent Gossip - http://sylnt.us - let's-gossip
[10:18:09] * exec crutchyly merges a chest of windows 7 with crutchy
[10:18:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday crutchy
[10:17:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4130
[10:17:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
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[03:54:02] <chromas> How will spiders buy their Bad Dragons now?
[03:25:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Will no Longer Ship to Australia - http://sylnt.us - Ignore-the-customer-and-maybe-they-will-go-away
[03:11:48] * chromas reads the racebait
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[02:46:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4129
[02:46:44] <crutchy> coffee++
[02:46:39] <crutchy> lol rank memes
[02:46:24] * exec nonchalantly inserts a hammerfs volume of rank memes into chromas
[02:46:22] <crutchy> ~g'day chromas o/
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[02:40:38] <upstart> :(
[02:40:27] <upstart> ~g'day exec
[02:39:47] * exec overratedly pukes a B cup of rocks on crutchy
[02:39:45] <chromas> ~g'day crutchy
[02:38:18] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, Australia, 11°C/52°F, 12:38 pm GMT+10, Sunday, 3 June 2018
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[02:16:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Welfare Backlash Tied to White Fear of Declining Status - http://sylnt.us - was-not-expecting-that
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[02:10:49] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[02:10:49] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[02:10:24] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:10:22] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.rt.com
[02:07:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Holds Acquisition Talks with Github - http://sylnt.us - good-business-or-something-else
[01:54:48] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I've got some plans off and on tomorrow, but o/w have the day off... if you wanna upgrade any servers pls let me know.
[01:53:43] <Bytram> sounds like a plan... think ima gonna do the same, soonish
[01:52:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> blah. ima go bed.
[01:49:48] * TheMightyBuzzard mourns the loss of crutchy
[01:49:35] * MrPlow smakes upstart upside the head with a dropbear
[01:49:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake upstart
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[01:11:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw. if i wanna watch gayness i'll watch fresh gayness not retcon'd bullshit.
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[01:10:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> just watched future world. my butthole hurts.
[01:10:36] <chromas> Solo?
[01:09:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> wow. that was a powerful shitty movie.
[01:09:32] <chromas> #EarRape
[01:06:49] <mrpg> Violent for the ears? good
[01:05:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - YouTube Removes Around 30 "Violent" Music Videos in Response to UK Police Requests - http://sylnt.us - triggered
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