#Soylent | Logs for 2018-05-31
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[00:05:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Some Low-Cost Android Phones Shipped With Malware Built in - http://sylnt.us - getting-more-than-you-paid-for
[00:37:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Discover Key Mechanism Behind the Formation of Spider Silk - http://sylnt.us - does-whatever-a-spider-can
[00:46:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Thousands of AI Researchers are Boycotting the New Nature Journal - http://sylnt.us - making-a-stand
[00:55:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Some Low-Cost Android Phones Shipped with Malware Built in - http://sylnt.us - getting-more-than-you-paid-for
[01:36:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russian Physicists Synthesize Materials for Recycling Radioactive Waste - http://sylnt.us - solving-their-own-problems
[01:47:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The EU Wants to Ban Single-Use Plastics and Other Waste Killing Our Oceans - http://sylnt.us - taking-care-of-the-place
[02:09:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[02:09:21] <MrPlow> today: tomorrow:
[02:09:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, wunderground been havin issues lately
[02:16:39] <chromas> Nah, it's just that there's no weather today.
[02:17:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'true. just the sun and lots of blue.
[03:06:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Expands Worker Injury List One Week after Elon Musk Criticizes Media for Reporting on It - http://sylnt.us - tell-the-whole-truth
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[04:38:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Acoustic Interference Attacks Can Damage Hard Drives and Crash Operating Systems - http://sylnt.us - so-can-dropping-them
[06:16:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - De Beers Surrenders, Begins Selling Lab-Grown Diamonds - http://sylnt.us - if-you-can't-beat-'em...
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[07:57:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Drafting Ethics Policy for its Involvement in Military Projects - http://sylnt.us - Don't-be-Evil?
[09:26:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sex on a Mars Colony - http://sylnt.us - it's-out-of-this-world!
[10:54:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:54:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4126
[11:07:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oculus Launches Venues App for Live Entertainment, Sports, Etc. - http://sylnt.us - take-a-look!
[11:35:49] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:35:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4127
[11:35:59] <Bytram> ~weather jacobabad
[11:36:01] <exec> 10Jacobabad, Pakistan - currently 118°F / 48°C, sunny, wind S at 6 mph, humidity 4% - Thursday clear (85°F:121°F / 29°C:49°C), Friday sunny (88°F:119°F / 31°C:48°C), Saturday sunny (87°F:118°F / 31°C:48°C), Sunday sunny (88°F:119°F / 31°C:48°C)
[11:36:35] <Bytram> ~weather Dome A, Antarctica
[11:36:37] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:36:44] <Bytram> ~weather Dome C Antarctica
[11:36:46] <exec> 10Dome C - currently -80°F / -62°C, cloudy, wind W at 6 mph, humidity 100% - Thursday cloudy (-81°F:-77°F / -63°C:-61°C), Friday mostly cloudy (-81°F:-73°F / -63°C:-58°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (-81°F:-65°F / -63°C:-54°C), Sunday cloudy (-63°F:-51°F / -53°C:-46°C)
[11:41:28] <Bytram> !uid
[11:41:28] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6970, owned by murnyanskaya609
[12:16:07] <Bytram> is my day off, can't stay awake... think I might head back to bed.
[12:16:14] <Bytram> ciao for now.
[12:16:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> enjoy your morning nap!
[12:16:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> But don't spend too long on it, or you won't be able to sleep for your afternoon nap!
[12:46:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Death of Russian Journalist Faked by Ukraine, Supposedly to Foil Real Assassination Plot - http://sylnt.us - reports-of-my-death-are-greatly-exagerated
[14:15:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Airprox Board Says Police Drone And Military Jet Had 'Near-Miss' - http://sylnt.us - government-v-government
[15:17:03] <pinchy> It scales horizontally to handle kajillions of events per second, while automatically managing how indices and queries are distributed across the cluster for oh-so smooth operations.
[15:17:06] <pinchy> im sold!
[15:20:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> sounds cloudy
[15:36:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Announces 3D XPoint Persistent Memory DIMMs - http://sylnt.us - I'm-still-trying-to-master-Donkey-Kong
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[16:16:26] <SoyCow8317> #submit https://www.theverge.com
[16:16:26] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:16:52] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:16:52] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[16:38:50] <SoyCow8317> $submit https://arstechnica.com
[16:39:11] <SoyCow8317> #submit https://arstechnica.com
[16:39:11] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:39:37] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:39:37] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[17:27:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cloud Is A Six-Horse Race, And Three Of Those Have Been Lapped - http://sylnt.us - wearing-blinders
[17:37:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cloud is a Six-Horse Race, and Three of Those Have Been Lapped - http://sylnt.us - wearing-blinders
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[17:45:44] <Sulla> I hope the UK finally does something about the pointed kitchen knife problem
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[18:25:01] <chromas> Sulla: Don't be a bigot. It's their culture!
[18:40:26] <Sulla> Read that some judge thinks all non commercial chef or butcher knives must be rounded
[18:40:32] <Sulla> Sounds like progress
[18:40:44] <chromas> Well he has a point
[18:40:49] <chromas> but the knifes shouldn't
[18:41:10] <Sulla> I thought his idea was pretty sharp
[18:41:34] <Sulla> Really helped me to hone my opinion
[18:44:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i tell ya, spend any time outside when it's over 85F in TN and you really appreciate you some air conditioning.
[18:45:34] <Sulla> That sounds awful
[18:46:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw. there's a lot to be said for sitting on the porch with a cold drink while you watch the kids mow.
[18:46:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> In Florida, you appreciate the fact that A/C comes with dehumidification pretty much no matter what the outside temperature is.
[18:47:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i don't mind humidity if the temp's below 70.
[18:48:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/70/75/
[18:50:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[18:50:53] <exec> 10Humboldt, TN - currently 88°F, mostly sunny, wind S at 13 mph, humidity 64% - Thursday partly cloudy (73°F:90°F), Friday scattered thunderstorms (70°F:88°F), Saturday partly cloudy (72°F:92°F), Sunday partly cloudy (61°F:84°F)
[18:54:03] <Sulla> My kids and I were catching frogs at the lake yesterday and it was upper 60s
[18:54:06] <Sulla> Suffering
[18:54:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, too young to fish still
[18:56:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Decades of Aerial Photos Reveal How an Ancient Desert City Got its Water - http://sylnt.us - smile-please
[18:57:28] <Sulla> Yeah. Heat is unbearable
[18:57:33] <Sulla> I need to go back to alaska
[19:00:31] <Sulla> Looks like my plan to make soylent greater failed, only one person wanted a BlackBerry
[19:01:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://hackaday.com
[19:01:08] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[19:01:34] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[19:01:35] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[19:02:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah well. i don't really blame them. having an actual-but-tiny keyboard is like having a airline-sized bottle of scotch.
[19:02:44] <Sulla> Hah
[19:02:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> better than having nothing, but not by much?
[19:02:56] <Sulla> Rather have a small dick than no dick at all. Not that I do
[19:03:36] <chromas> You don't have one at all?
[19:03:47] * chromas assumes Sulla's gender
[19:03:55] * AndyTheAbsurd liked the small keyboard on his Samsung SGH-T699
[19:04:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> too bad that phone's too old be useful these days
[19:04:33] <Sulla> Top scientists belive there is no such thing as biological sex
[19:04:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> worse than having nothing. it's just enough to make you want more.
[19:04:52] <Sulla> I use a BlackBerry classic on a dock as a home phone
[19:05:22] * TheMightyBuzzard points the top scientists to pornhub.com
[19:06:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's only four sexes. male, female, unfortunate, and insane.
[19:08:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> no, there's two sexes and 31 genders. At least, according to the state of New York. https://www.newsmax.com
[19:08:39] * chromas is insanely unfortunately male
[19:08:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/state/city/
[19:09:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> and don't worry, Sulla. small peckers make the wife more likely to give you buttseks.
[19:11:04] <Sulla> New York is such a joke
[19:13:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i'm late for my nap today but some things you just can't put off till tomorrow.
[19:13:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[19:13:36] <Bender> karma - naps: 79
[19:31:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit http://thehill.com
[19:31:46] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[19:31:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> $smake MrPlow
[19:32:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> dammit. :(
[19:44:23] <Sulla> I need a title
[20:25:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Will Open its New Space Station to International Partners - http://sylnt.us - there's-an-HTML/CSS-joke-in-here-somewhere
[20:42:04] <SoyGuest52256> AndyTheAbsurd: your Samsung looks like it borrowed a few ideas from my 2009 Nokia N900, which both my g/f and I still use (and we have a few junkers for spare parts too)
[21:06:14] <pinchy> http://thehill.com
[21:12:00] <chromas> #smake the hill for wrong headers
[21:12:00] * MrPlow smakes the hill for wrong headers upside the head with a ration
[21:21:11] <SoyGuest52256> I see a <title> in the source (along with a whole load of other absolute shit)
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[21:48:29] <chromas> It says Content-Encoding: gzip but curl doesn't decompress it. Fpos
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[22:06:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Assistant Used to Fire Gun - http://sylnt.us - OK-Google,-open-the-pod-bay-doors
[22:13:26] <chromas> #Triggered
[22:51:06] <Bytram> I can see it now... OK google, oh, shoot, what was it I wanted to... "gun fired" Oh shit.
[23:09:28] <chromas> Ohhhh sheeeit. Layer 2 Blockchain!
[23:09:46] <chromas> Can blockchain replace the osi layers? I think so!
[23:10:09] <Bytram> #g let's get physical
[23:10:09] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com - "Dec 24, 2009 ... Best of Olivia Newton-John: https://goo.gl Subscribe here: https://goo.gl Music video by Olivia Newton-John performing ..."
[23:10:10] <upstart> ^ 03Olivia Newton-John - Physical - YouTube
[23:10:12] <upstart> ^ 03Olivia Newton-John - Physical - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[23:10:13] <upstart> ^ 03OliviaNewtonJohnVEVO - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[23:10:26] <Bytram> .
[23:10:37] <Bytram> don't know about the book, but this IS a catchy title:
[23:10:38] <Bytram> https://www.nytimes.com
[23:10:38] <upstart> ^ 03The Fate of Most Silicon Valley Drones: ‘Live Work Work Work Die’ - The New York Times
[23:15:24] <Bytram> "This is an exhausting, one-note book, but the tinny, grating note Pein repeatedly strikes may nonetheless be one the world needs to hear more often."
[23:19:46] <Bytram> looking at pointy knives
[23:20:34] <Bytram> pointy knives @ 2018/06/01 04:04:00
[23:26:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, wait a tick... given that the ~blame command always points at you, i don't think it's a good idea for you to play with pointy knives
[23:26:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Airprox Board Says Police Drone and Military Jet had 'Near-Miss' - http://sylnt.us - government-v-government
[23:27:11] * Bytram may or may not have had every single finger- [and thumb-] tip cut or otherwise damaged by a sharp or pointy object
[23:27:31] * Bytram is happy to report that most did not require stitches
[23:27:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah, well as long as you're only doing self-debugging with them that's fine.
[23:28:09] <Bytram> btw, I must point out your comment was rather blunt. ;)
[23:28:16] <Bytram> pm?
[23:28:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure sure
[23:28:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll try to hone my subtlety
[23:47:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 122 Pregnant Minke Whales Killed in Japan's Last Hunting Season - http://sylnt.us - what-ARE-they-researching?
[23:49:35] <Bytram> break time... biab