#Soylent | Logs for 2018-05-24

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[00:24:53] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, 32°C/89°F, 7:24 pm CDT, Wednesday, 23 May 2018
[01:05:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Inflated the Number of Encrypted Devices It Can't Access - http://sylnt.us - it-was-an-error,-not-exageration,-honest!
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[01:20:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://news.mit.edu Let me know when someone finds an algorithm that can deal with unknown situations as intuitively as human beings can. Until then...
[01:20:31] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:20:57] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:20:57] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[02:00:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> japanese people never fail to impress in the global weirdness competition: https://bandai-hobby.net
[02:00:18] <upstart> ^ 03「ねこぶそう」 2018年8月登場！｜ニュース｜バンダイホビーサイト
[02:10:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.theguardian.com Right, show of hands, who thinks we should move our servers to the UK and stop saying mean things to each other?
[02:10:59] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:11:24] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:11:25] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[02:23:10] <Sulla> Japanese combat cats are less weird than a lot of japanese things
[02:23:34] <Sulla> Depends on if we have a lisence for free speach in the UK
[02:23:45] <Sulla> You in particular like to express your freedom
[02:24:12] <Sulla> Dont need some brit screaming "OI you got a liosence for that speech" whenever you write a journal
[02:31:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i doubt even our brit staff are interested in moving the site to the UK
[02:47:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Turning Entanglement Upside Down - http://sylnt.us - well,-that-cleared-that-up
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[04:15:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Overwhelming Mass of Humanity - http://sylnt.us - leaving-our-mark
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[05:56:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Two EmDrive Papers -- Mach Effect Thruster, Too - http://sylnt.us - is-an-EmDrive-twice-as-wide-as-an-EnDrive?
[07:26:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Search for Aliens Finds Rare and Mysterious Radio Signal - http://sylnt.us - Adding-aliens-to-press-release-to-sound-sexy
[09:06:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Free Public Transport is Launched Across Estonia - http://sylnt.us - the-price-is-right
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[10:20:08] <exec> welcome alexbst: London, UK, 16°C/61°F, 11:20 am GMT+1, Thursday, 24 May 2018
[10:37:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazonian 'Lookout' Birds Help Other Species Live in Dangerous Neighborhoods - http://sylnt.us - strength-in-diversity
[10:37:47] <chromas> The day of chromas begins now.
[10:39:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:39:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4119
[10:40:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> what fucking weird-ass time zone do you live in that is ten hours and thirty-seven minutes behind utc?
[10:41:19] <chromas> The story queue, mang
[10:41:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's good then
[10:42:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like you need two more for a full 24h
[10:43:34] <chromas> Almost there
[10:43:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:43:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:43:38] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 630
[10:51:30] <chromas> Doing the Efail one. Is it inappropriate to strike out the "Less" in "Less than a week ago" since it's older now?
[10:52:25] <chromas> eh, I'll just make it the dept
[10:55:53] <Sulla> Is the day of the chromas like the summer of george?
[11:00:47] <chromas> Not sure. Am I getting loved and squeezed by an abominable snowrabbit?
[11:00:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt george of the jungle theme
[11:00:56] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:00:57] <upstart> ^ 03George Of The Jungle Theme Song - YouTube
[11:02:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> da fuq? what is this diverse bullshit? i wanted oldschool.
[11:03:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:03:12] <upstart> ^ 03GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE CARTOON INTRO. - YouTube
[11:03:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> das better
[11:11:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, lotsa stuff to do today. contractors to see and all other manners of fun.
[11:30:25] <Sulla> https://en.wikipedia.org
[11:30:26] <upstart> ^ 03The Summer of George - Wikipedia
[11:50:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> I ate General Tso's Chicken last night.
[11:51:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> I haven't been attacked by any angry Chinese military commanders, so I guess he hasn't noticed yet.
[12:16:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Original Version of Photoshop Was Written in Pascal; Source Released - http://sylnt.us - classical-sauce
[12:22:36] <pinchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:22:37] <upstart> ^ 03Conan & Andy Hear Words Differently - CONAN on TBS - YouTube
[13:35:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Critique of sha256crypt / sha512crypt on GNU/Linux - http://sylnt.us - 694a5b3e413a0ac1a7daaba2116966ea356ff40328b556ed14781f2a67e2e909
[13:36:37] <boru> Oh, cool. I know the guy who wrote that article. He hangs out in ##crypto over on sillynode.
[15:37:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin shitbird thieves. someone broke in my car last night.
[15:39:23] <cmn32480> what'd they take?
[15:39:40] <cmn32480> your vape?
[15:45:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout $2 in change
[15:46:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> wasn't anything else worth taking.
[15:47:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> now they got an ipad, possibly some checkbooks, and who the hell knows what else out of TR's work truck. he keeps a lot of unnecessary shat in his truck.
[15:54:05] <Ellenor> sillynode? you mean freedomfromracismnode?
[15:54:27] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: Ugh. So sorry to hear about that!
[15:55:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries. $2 will barely buy a soda nowadays.
[15:55:04] <Bytram> IIRC there is a 'find my device' tool he can use to try and track down his ipad. also remote wipe and other stuff?
[15:55:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a company ipad. they'll deal with it and have him a new one in a couple days. the checkbooks are the real worry.
[15:55:45] <Bytram> nodnod
[15:56:03] <Bytram> call up bank soonest and get stop orders on remaining checks
[15:56:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[15:56:16] <Bytram> still sucks, tho
[15:56:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly be cheaper to switch to new accounts.
[15:56:31] <Bytram> many many years ago I lost my wallet at a movie theater
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[15:56:43] <Bytram> cancelled all my credit cards (that was fun)
[15:56:50] <Bytram> was found a couple days later.
[15:57:02] <Bytram> cash ewas gone, but CCs and ID were still in it.
[15:57:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bitcoin Gold Hit by Double Spend Attack - http://sylnt.us - Oops,-the-honest-people-are-in-a-minority-again
[15:57:08] * Bytram got very lucky with that one
[15:57:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> i keep mine in my front pocket. can't fall out or get picked very easily.
[15:57:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus i ain't gotta sit on it
[15:57:58] * Bytram needs to clean out his wallet
[15:58:27] <Bytram> my pockets are not deep enough to put in front pocket -- would not even be able to sit down with it there.
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[15:58:51] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, 12°C/54°F, 8:58 am PDT, Thursday, 24 May 2018
[15:58:56] <Bytram> mechanicjay: o/
[16:00:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, it's nap time. i ain't losin no sleep over $2 in change.
[16:09:58] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.techdirt.com
[16:09:59] <upstart> ^ 03NY Attorney General Finds 2 Million Fake FCC Net Neutrality Comments | Techdirt Lite ( https://www.techdirt.com )
[16:21:53] <Sulla> I dont understand these thieves. Had a kid break into my car and steal a 22 rifle. I went and talked to the grandma of the kid and told her if it shows back up I wont have to go to the sheriff and ruin some 16 year old kids life with a felony - when I woke up next day to go to work it was sitting in my drivers seat.
[16:22:04] <Sulla> Kid broke into my car twice without my alarm going off
[16:22:25] <Sulla> Just a decade ago I never had to lock my doors and worry about money sitting up on the dash
[16:47:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> did you leave your keys in the car, too?
[16:48:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> (I've never lived in a place so remote that I felt comfortable doing that. But, surprisingly, it's one of the most common ways that cars get stolen in the area I live in now.)
[17:27:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FCC Commissioner Says the Agency Is a Shill for ISPs as She Slams the Door on Her Way Out - http://sylnt.us - s/(CC)/U\1-U/g
[17:40:41] <Ellenor> FUCC
[17:40:43] <Ellenor> lol
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[17:57:02] <Sulla> Never left keys in car. Wife locks hers in her car all the time but thats just lack of paying attention
[17:58:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't either...only locked them in the car a few times, fortunately I had AAA to call for lockouts every time.
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[18:25:48] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, 31°C/88°F, 1:25 pm CDT, Thursday, 24 May 2018
[18:58:25] <Runaway1956> #submit https://abcnews.go.com
[18:58:26] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[18:58:51] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[18:58:52] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[19:06:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Become a Part-Time Programmer - http://sylnt.us - don't-expect-full-time-wages
[19:20:27] <chromas> You could be a part-time model. But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job.
[19:26:48] <Runaway1956> #submit https://arstechnica.com
[19:26:48] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[19:27:11] <Runaway1956> Jesus Christ chromas - me? A part time model? Are you trying to hit on me?
[19:27:13] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[19:27:14] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[19:29:56] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[19:29:57] <upstart> ^ 03Flight of the Conchords - The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room) - YouTube
[19:46:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.linuxjournal.com If you don't know roblimo, he was one of the founders of the Green Site that this one is based on, as well as working on a number of open-source related projects.
[19:46:31] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[19:47:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> doesn't matter, an Anonymous Cowherd beat me to it.
[20:01:59] <chromas> s/green/cyan/
[20:02:35] <Bytram> AndyTheAbsurd: yep, just saw the story in the queue. :(
[20:06:34] <chromas> So according to spam, even Male Enhancement comes in 5G now. And here I am stuck with LTE
[20:26:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - RIP Robin "Roblimo" Miller - http://sylnt.us - R.I.P.
[20:37:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - RIP Robin "Roblimo" Miller... Wikipedia is 'Down' - http://sylnt.us - R.I.P.
[20:43:12] <Sulla> So now that kennedy is dead we can have offshore wind?
[20:51:55] <Bytram> nap time
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[20:55:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - RIP Robin "Roblimo" Miller [Updated] - http://sylnt.us - R.I.P.
[21:55:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Senators: FCC, Why Didn't You Stop My Name from Being Fraudulently Used for Net Neutrality Repeal? - http://sylnt.us - oh,-now-that-it-involves-YOUR-identity
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[23:06:07] <chromas> Fact-checking sites are the new hotness. Should we be getting in on it?
[23:07:12] <chromas> If we could somehow integrate blockchain, we could be billionaires.
[23:13:38] <Sulla> Soylent needs to get on the chain
[23:13:39] <Sulla> Soycoin
[23:13:45] <Sulla> Coinsoy
[23:13:55] <Sulla> Could go all microsoft sam and coinsough
[23:14:44] <chromas> I hearby dub SN users Soybois
[23:18:49] <Ellenor> What about the girls
[23:23:32] <chromas> We're not leaving them out; they can be Soybois too!
[23:37:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber to Stop Testing Self-Driving Cars in Arizona, Continue Elsewhere - http://sylnt.us - IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL