#Soylent | Logs for 2018-05-16
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[00:37:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HTC Announces a "Blockchain-Powered" Smartphone - http://sylnt.us - dropping-calls-and-wallets
[02:05:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CubeSats En Route to Mars with InSight Snap Another "Pale Blue Dot" Image - http://sylnt.us - marconi-would-be-proud
[02:15:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CubeSats -- En Route to Mars with InSight -- Snap Another "Pale Blue Dot" Image - http://sylnt.us - marconi-would-be-proud
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[02:16:57] <Fnord666> #submit https://www.nytimes.com
[02:16:57] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[02:17:12] <Fnord666> #submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[02:17:13] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:17:38] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:17:39] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[02:21:08] <Bytram> Then maybe they are not as smart as they think they are?
[02:23:00] <Fnord666> or just as lazy as everyone else?
[02:24:21] <Bytram> two shay
[02:25:34] <Fnord666> lol
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[03:31:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Anne Frank Gone Sexual - http://sylnt.us - Anne-Frank's-frank-diary
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[05:16:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HPE Buys Plexxi to Expand its Hybrid Cloud Solutions - http://sylnt.us - hybrid-lining
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[06:08:03] <Sulla> Cigar++
[06:08:03] <Bender> karma - cigar: 43
[06:13:05] <Sulla> Whew faaaancy I got a message
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[06:28:05] <jasassin> i just had a mind blowing experience i was wondering if anyone here can help me
[06:28:16] <jasassin> i went to the gas station to get some beers and my card wouldn't swipe
[06:28:42] <jasassin> i tried it 4 or 5 times and then the guy says hold on a second and he puts my card in a plastic bag and swipes it
[06:28:46] <jasassin> and it worked!
[06:28:48] <jasassin> why?
[06:28:49] <jasassin> how?
[06:29:14] <jasassin> please can someone help me understand how or why this would work?
[06:35:59] <boru> What're you smoking?
[06:36:13] <boru> I've almost switched to the pipe full time from cigars, now.
[06:46:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Identifies Possible Cause of Polycystic Ovary Syndrome - http://sylnt.us - medicine-moving-forward
[08:15:54] <chromas> jasassin: according to the internets, the bag is to move the mag strip away from the reader so it doesn't detect the smeared magnetized particles
[08:16:36] <chromas> So anything that moves the card slightly away from the head should work
[08:17:01] <chromas> Also, #smake your gas station for not using chip 'n' pin
[08:17:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dutch National Exam Quizzes High School Students on Bitcoin Math - http://sylnt.us - keeping-up-with-current-currency
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[09:46:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Announces Surface Hub 2: One (50.5-Inch) Size Fits All - http://sylnt.us - a-new-hubby
[09:50:17] <chromas> #smake ipv6
[09:50:17] * MrPlow smakes ipv6 upside the head with enthusiasm
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[10:17:59] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v chromas] by Aphrodite
[10:18:03] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, 20°C/68°F, 3:18 am PDT, Wednesday, 16 May 2018
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[11:17:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Monkey Island Fans Are Begging Disney to Sell the Rights Back to its Creator - http://sylnt.us - stop-monkeying-around
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[11:49:05] <cmn32480> ~gday the
[11:49:07] * exec abrasively fires a cc of horney hornets at the
[11:49:07] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:49:09] * exec analiciously launches the last bucket of horseradish toward TheMightyBuzzard
[11:53:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday cmn32480
[11:53:21] * exec irrefutably pairs a hash table of jingly keys with cmn32480
[11:54:01] <cmn32480> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[11:54:03] * exec arrogantly violates a B-tree of porno mags with AndyTheAbsurd
[11:54:10] <cmn32480> you totally won
[11:54:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> yup
[12:00:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> there's a Memorial Day sale ad on this web page I'm looking at, and because of the way "Memorial" is written, when I first noticed it, I thought it said "homogirl" and I was like "Whaaaa?"
[12:55:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ticketmaster Plans to Roll Out Facial Recognition. What Could Go Wrong? - http://sylnt.us - do-I-know-you?
[14:15:25] * cmn32480 bangs his head on the desk and hopes that the stupid stops flowing for the day
[14:15:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> hah!
[14:15:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> The stupid *never* stops flowing.
[14:16:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> The best you can hope for is that less of it flows your way.
[14:16:26] <cmn32480> your lips to Gods ears
[14:21:13] <Sulla> Weird. I got an email to join some website for HR for a company I havent worked for since 2011
[14:26:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Memory" Transferred Between Sea Slugs Using RNA Extraction - http://sylnt.us - post-hoc-ergo-propter-hoc?
[15:05:01] <pinchy> Sulla proceeds to join said website
[15:34:30] <chromas> How does ping -c1 reutrn with 84.6ms but take 15 seconds to run?
[15:34:39] <chromas> #smake computers
[15:34:39] * MrPlow smakes computers upside the head with smoked ribs
[16:08:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Making Carbon Nanotubes as Usable as Common Plastics - http://sylnt.us - play-dough-improvement
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[16:57:26] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, 28°C/83°F, 11:57 am CDT, Wednesday, 16 May 2018
[16:57:38] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.sfchronicle.com
[16:57:38] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:58:03] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:06:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> that was written four days ago
[17:07:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> you know, before Kim Jong Un revealed that he'd cucked Trump.
[17:33:42] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.independent.co.uk
[17:33:43] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:34:08] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:34:27] <Runaway1956> Little banty rooster sings "Cuck cuck cuck TRUMP"
[17:39:23] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.oann.com
[17:39:23] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:39:48] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:56:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Approach Could Stop the Common Cold - http://sylnt.us - saving-tissues
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[18:39:32] <jasassin> chromas: thank you man!
[18:40:01] * chromas nods magnetically
[18:40:06] * jasassin laughs
[19:17:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mark Zuckerberg Will Face The European Parliament Over Facebook's Sway - http://sylnt.us - riddle-me-this
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[20:53:32] <pinchy> wonder if hes gonna use that baby seat again
[20:56:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ecuador Spent $5 Million Protecting and Spying on Julian Assange - http://sylnt.us - payback
[20:58:15] <pinchy> i see blahblah made first post on that story
[21:47:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Senate Passes Bill to Preserve Net Neutrality - http://sylnt.us - polarized-neutrality
[22:27:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tiny Satellite's First Global Map Of Ice Clouds - http://sylnt.us - good-things-come-in-small-packages
[23:28:07] <jasassin> ASDFASDFASDF
[23:40:06] <jasassin> this is just a litmus test
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