#Soylent | Logs for 2018-05-10
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[00:09:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #tell cmn32480 bounce yo bot.
[00:09:07] <MrPlow> Okay, I'll tell them next time I see them.
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[00:13:38] <cmn32480> eat shit mrplaow
[00:14:48] * cmn32480 giggles at TheMightyBuzzard's hypergolic buttsauce
[00:16:44] <cmn32480> coffee++
[00:16:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4102
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[00:17:27] <cmn32480> ~openthepodbaydoors
[00:17:28] <exec> Q: How does a mink get babies?
[00:17:29] <exec> A: The same way babes get minks.
[00:17:39] <cmn32480> ~openthepodbaydoors
[00:17:40] <exec> "For my part I would not kill my wife, even if commanded
[00:17:40] <exec> to do so by the real God of this universe."
[00:17:40] <exec> [Robert G. Ingersoll, "Some Mistakes of Moses", 1879]
[00:17:53] <cmn32480> ~openthepodbaydoors
[00:17:54] <exec> "Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows."
[00:17:54] <exec> [Robert G. Ingersoll, "Superstition", 1898]
[00:27:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, it's a good thing i ain't gay. anyone did me up the butt today i'd get arrested for using chemical weapons on civilians.
[00:32:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Person With Diabetes Discovers Open Source and Builds Her Own Medical Device - http://sylnt.us - don't-bogart-that-code
[00:40:00] <cmn32480> lol
[00:40:07] <cmn32480> ~define hypergolic buttsauce
[00:40:08] <exec> [local] hypergolic buttsauce: what anything on a menu with over three out of five peppers will become in a few hours
[00:40:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[00:40:26] <cmn32480> hehe
[00:40:32] <cmn32480> I had smoked meat for dinner
[00:40:38] <cmn32480> with rye and kraut
[00:40:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> whiskey and a german guy?
[00:41:05] <cmn32480> I expect to set off the carbon monoxide alarms in the hotel this evening
[00:41:17] <cmn32480> sadly no
[00:41:26] <cmn32480> the customer I had dinner with doesnt' drink
[00:42:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, it's kinda a shame i had nobody around to offend.
[00:43:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> TR's off in the land of crawdads and cajuns working.
[00:43:22] <cmn32480> he prolly eating good too
[00:43:36] <cmn32480> did you at least offend the children?
[00:45:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, they're with their mom bout 15 miles away. i don't think the fallout radius was more than six miles.
[00:45:42] <cmn32480> shame
[00:46:15] <cmn32480> i expect to at least clear the floor of the hotel this evening... though since it is heavier than air, the 3 floors below might incurr some damage as well
[00:46:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need to get me a lawsuit going though. charmin extra soft ain't.
[00:47:14] <cmn32480> you need TP with aloe (or Preparation H) built into it
[00:47:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> preparation H not gonna cut it. time for preparation OMGWTFBBQ
[00:47:47] <cmn32480> so you are saying this is more like a PReparation H-Bomb?
[00:48:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed, with a side of ricin
[00:48:40] * cmn32480 suggests not drinking the leftover sauce through a straw
[00:49:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> wish i'd have thought to down some heavy cream after each meal.
[00:49:40] <cmn32480> just to thicken things up?
[00:49:47] <cmn32480> or to act as an internal coating agent
[00:49:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> none of that namby pamby milk nonsense, 100% straight milk fat.
[00:50:10] <cmn32480> jump around and you can make butter
[00:51:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i already made butter. or something similar in consistency to butter on a warm day.
[00:51:39] <cmn32480> lol
[00:52:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, most fats/oils will break down the capsaicin. that's why folks say drink milk. and why i give people skim milk after eating hot stuff.
[00:52:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> less fat = more funny
[00:53:21] <cmn32480> yeah... sadly the dairy will acccelerate the sauce production for me
[00:53:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> oddly, heavy cream likely won't. very little in the way of lactose in it.
[00:54:36] * cmn32480 will have to research that, but is skeptical of your claim at the outset
[00:55:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> almost entirely lactose free in fact. it's fully allowed on atkins or keto. they're not remotely in favor of sugar and lactose is a sugar.
[00:55:59] <cmn32480> ~g is heavy cream lactose free
[00:56:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> check the carbs on a carton. sugar is a carb and lactose is a sugar.
[00:56:13] <cmn32480> #g is heavy cream lactose free
[00:56:13] <MrPlow> https://www.livestrong.com - "Oct 3, 2017 ... Normally, the body produces the enzyme lactase, which is required for digesting the milk sugar lactose. Some people produce little to no lactase, resulting in lactose intolerance. If this is your situation, you can experience digestive discomfort when eating lactose-containing foods, including heavy cream."
[00:56:14] <upstart> ^ 03Does Heavy Cream Have Lactose? | LIVESTRONG.COM
[00:57:24] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[00:57:51] <cmn32480> Those with lactase deficiency have varying degrees of intolerance. While some can tolerate a small amount of lactose, others are unable to have any without ill effects. Heavy cream is categorized as a high-lactose food, according to Cleveland Clinic. One-half cup of heavy cream contains between 5 and 8 grams of lactose. You may want to use a heavy cream substitute such as cashew cream if you have lactose intolerance. It's made from raw
[00:57:51] <cmn32480> cashews. Alternatively, you can purchase a lactase supplement. Taking it prior to eating helps you digest lactose.
[00:58:21] * cmn32480 continues checking as livestrong.com might be related to Captain One-Nut the Ceater
[00:58:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> keto guys are anti carb but their shakes recipes use heavy cream.
[00:58:45] * TheMightyBuzzard goes to look at his carton of the stuff.
[00:59:48] <cmn32480> http://www.stevecarper.com
[00:59:49] <upstart> ^ 03Lactose Percentages of Dairy Products
[01:01:14] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[01:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, the milk right next to it has a whole lot more sugars in it. the serving size on the cream is one bloody tablespoon though so they get to say 0g of sugars.
[01:02:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> either way, it's non-milkish enough that it don't concern my stomach.
[01:03:08] <cmn32480> I think it'd turn my inside to try to become my outsides
[01:03:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd take about half the hit from a glass of cream you would from a glass of milk by my reading.
[01:03:58] <cmn32480> yep
[01:04:08] <cmn32480> and my previous statement stands.
[01:04:17] <cmn32480> it'd make my innards try to be my outards
[01:05:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> brutal. i can deal with cereal-level amounts of milk and i can eat all the cheese i like. cream's okay as long as i don't try drinking a whole glass of it.
[01:05:31] <cmn32480> some cheese is ok
[01:05:36] <cmn32480> the older the better
[01:05:50] <cmn32480> and Ben and Jerrys makes some gluten/lactose free actual flavors
[01:06:04] <cmn32480> milk is a total shit show
[01:06:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck a bunch of gluten hysteria
[01:06:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt hysteria
[01:06:31] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:06:32] <upstart> ^ 03Def Leppard - Hysteria - YouTube
[01:06:34] <cmn32480> i don't care about the gluten....
[01:07:07] <cmn32480> but the lactose free is fucking great when I can now get Chubby Hubby and other such fabulous flavors instead of vanilla and chocolate
[01:07:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. anti-gluten hipsters make me want to take a shit in a box and mail it to them with a gluten free label on it.
[01:10:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, hydrogen's rebooting. thought it was scheduled for later. good thing i took it out the rotation earlier.
[01:11:47] * cmn32480 pats TheMightyBuzzard on the back for accidentally being right
[01:12:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i knew it was later than when i did it. i just thought it was later than now too.
[01:14:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> made sure to do it early cause i thought i might want to take a nap when it was actually happening. turns out i was correct but that would throw off my bedtime so i'm not gonna.
[01:15:26] <cmn32480> lol
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[01:17:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> finally figured out how to change your nick, chromas?
[01:17:58] <chromas> Well I did it once before but it didn't like me at the time so I went off to watch porn or whatever it is regular people do
[01:18:36] <chromas> Beep boop
[01:18:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> survey says... that's our #1 answer!
[01:18:38] <chromas> Did I just say that out loud?
[01:19:53] <cmn32480> yep
[01:19:56] <cmn32480> boop beep
[01:20:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd beep boop's boobies
[01:21:22] <chromas> Did she have any?
[01:22:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure. you were just young and staring at her huge head instead of having properly oriented eyes.
[01:24:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, i forgot to eat dinner.
[01:24:21] <chromas> This sounds like a great idea https://www.engadget.com
[01:24:22] <upstart> ^ 03Alexa can open Schlage smart locks
[01:24:41] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard: HOT WINGS for dinner!
[01:24:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> and yes, i'm aware it's some epic laziness, but i'm not in the mood to even make a tuna sammich.
[01:25:11] * chromas whips up a regex sammich for TheMightyBuzzard
[01:25:14] <chromas> #sammich
[01:25:14] * MrPlow whips up a turkey sammich for chromas
[01:25:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich
[01:25:18] * MrPlow whips up a roasted dirty diaper sammich for TheMightyBuzzard
[01:25:30] <cmn32480> prolly made from the leftovers from the hotwings
[01:25:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> why? why does my own bot treat me like my name's rodney dangerfield?
[01:26:29] <cmn32480> get in line... mine does too
[01:26:32] * chromas hides the respect
[01:26:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes but crutchy wrote yours. that's to be expected.
[01:27:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of ole rod... man made some funny movies and i don't have but maybe one of them.
[01:30:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight. hydrogen's back in the rotation and i'm out for the evening. early bedtime sounds good after being up since 2am.
[01:30:27] <cmn32480> hehe
[01:30:32] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[01:30:33] * exec scientifically fires a sidechain of MrPlow's busted ass commands at TheMightyBuzzard
[01:45:21] <cmn32480> how is it that people who get an email from the spam filter EVERY DAY don't know they have a spam filter?
[01:45:48] <chromas> The email goes to the spam folder
[01:57:52] <chromas> https://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:57:53] <upstart> ^ 03You have GNU sense of humor! Glibc abortion 'joke' diff tiff leaves Richard Stallman miffed • The Register
[02:05:46] <cmn32480> that'd be rather recursive...
[02:08:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Soylentnews Server Reboot Schedule May 5-10 [Update 5] - http://sylnt.us
[02:15:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - House Spending Bill Offers NASA More Money Than the Agency or Administration Wanted - http://sylnt.us - here,-take-my-money
[02:16:03] <chromas> Too much money? Oh no!
[02:17:07] <cmn32480> God forbid we spend money on NASA
[02:17:10] <Ellenor> this is actually a good thing, if it is not dehypothecated from climate science
[02:17:16] <cmn32480> next up, the NAtional Park Service
[02:19:11] <cmn32480> pull all the climate science money... put it to good use
[02:19:39] <cmn32480> like how to make ginormous gummy bears
[02:26:16] <chromas> Take a bag of regular size bears and press them together into a larger bear
[02:26:22] * chromas awaits his government check
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[04:13:24] <Sulla> Cigar++
[04:13:24] <Bender> karma - cigar: 41
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[10:23:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:23:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4103
[11:37:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Injured Amazon Worker Describes High-Tech Dystopia Inside Texas Warehouse - http://sylnt.us - Chaplin's-"Metropolis"
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[12:25:55] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:25:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4104
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[12:35:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~define TSA
[12:35:27] <exec> TSA: unable to find definition
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[12:38:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:38:34] * exec quickly offers an xml representation of salt to cmn32480
[12:38:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:38:51] * exec genuinely poops a smidgen of Johnny Moo Milk Drops for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[12:41:01] * exec sneakily culturally appropriates a uharc archive of flowers from AndyTheAbsurd
[13:16:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Peace Dividend? - http://sylnt.us - what-a-difference-a-few-weeks-make
[13:29:40] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:29:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4105
[13:29:51] <Bytram> allergies--
[13:29:51] <Bender> karma - allergies: -18
[13:30:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> it appears i've butthurt some folks by suggesting that texans are perfectly capable of working in 100F conditions.
[13:30:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram++ # thanks for reminding me. pill time.
[13:30:19] <Bender> karma - bytram: 100
[13:30:26] <Bytram> hth!
[13:30:35] <Bytram> oh! Nice round number there, thanks!
[13:30:40] <Bytram> !karma TheMightyBuzzard
[13:30:40] <Bender> karma of themightybuzzard is 320
[13:30:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> crap
[13:30:49] <Bytram> looks like I still have a ways to go....
[13:30:53] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard--
[13:30:53] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 319
[13:30:59] <Bytram> there, that's better! ;)
[13:31:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> no more 99 luftballons for you
[13:31:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt 99 luftballons
[13:31:20] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[13:31:21] <upstart> ^ 03Nena - 99 Luftballons - YouTube
[13:32:08] <Bytram> That song was prominent in the recent movie... Suicide Blonde... I think it was called
[13:32:13] <Bytram> #g suicide blonde
[13:32:13] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "\"Suicide Blonde\" is the first single from the INXS album X. It reached the top 10 on the US Hot 100 (#9) and Australia (#2) in 1990 and reached a peak of #11 in ..."
[13:32:14] <upstart> ^ 03Suicide Blonde - Wikipedia
[13:32:19] <Bytram> #g suicide blonde movie
[13:32:20] <MrPlow> https://www.imdb.com - "Drama ... Suicide Blonde (2017). Drama | 31 December ... Enjoy a night in with these popular movies available to stream with Prime Video. Start your free trial."
[13:32:21] <upstart> ^ 03Suicide Blonde (2017) - IMDb
[13:32:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's a movie about an inxs song?
[13:32:42] <Bytram> #g suicide blonde movie stars
[13:32:42] <MrPlow> https://www.imdb.com - "Action ... Suicide Blonde Poster ... producer Ron Howard opens up to IMDb about taking on the reins of Solo: A Star Wars Story. ... The Blonde (as Angel Boris) ... So far - there have been 5 reviews of this movie - and astonishingly, they are all ..."
[13:32:44] <upstart> ^ 03Suicide Blonde (1999) - IMDb
[13:32:52] <Bytram> hrrrm
[13:32:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole little ronnie howard
[13:33:26] <Bytram> nope
[13:33:32] <Bytram> #g atomic blonde
[13:33:33] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Atomic Blonde is a 2017 American action thriller spy film based on the 2012 graphic novel The Coldest City, which revolves around a spy who has to find a list of double agents who are being smuggled into the West, on the eve of the collapse of the Berlin Wall in 1989. The film is directed by David Leitch, in his first solo ..."
[13:33:33] <upstart> ^ 03Atomic Blonde - Wikipedia
[13:33:44] <Bytram> ahh, that's the one
[13:41:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, you can use any of google's switches as well like site:imdb.com or -inurl:chromas
[13:48:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g define:poundmetoo
[13:48:17] <MrPlow> https://twitter.com - "See Tweets about #poundmetoo on Twitter. See what people are saying and join the conversation."
[13:48:18] <upstart> ^ 03#poundmetoo hashtag on Twitter
[13:48:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like the definition parameter kinda sucks
[13:49:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g define:boggle
[13:49:50] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Boggle is a word game designed by Bill Cooke, invented by Allan Turoff and originally distributed by Parker Brothers. The game is played using a plastic grid of lettered dice, in which players attempt to find words in sequences of adjacent letters."
[13:49:50] <upstart> ^ 03Boggle - Wikipedia
[13:53:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> right then, time for a smoke, some breakfast, and to be doing somethings that do not involve sitting in front of a computer screen.
[14:12:50] <Bytram> time for me to get some things done around the place... will prolly check back in later
[14:47:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask the Community: In the Market for a Modern Tablet - http://sylnt.us - wild-dreams?
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[16:36:11] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[16:36:13] <upstart> ^ 03Zookeepers charged after Kodiak bear rides shotgun to Dairy Queen • The Register ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
[16:37:49] <Bytram> https://www.theregister.co.uk
[16:37:50] <upstart> ^ 03IBM bans all removable storage, for all staff, everywhere • The Register
[16:45:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, if the bear called it, the bear called it. them's the rules.
[16:45:50] * Bytram *chuckles*
[16:46:16] <Bytram> was actually 'just' a 1-year-old kodiak cub, but still... one swipe would be... unpleasant
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[16:51:00] <chromas> The bear was backup, in case they didn't turn the blizzards upside down like they're supposed to
[16:52:45] <Bytram> thankfully it's coolish and overcast, otherwise that might be sufficient prompting for me to want to go out to a DQ and get me one
[16:56:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nearest DQ is 15 miles away. i'll take a nap instead.
[16:57:12] <chromas> If you had a bear, that wouldn't be an issue
[16:57:23] <chromas> At the very least, you should get yourself some bear arms
[16:57:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> i do needa go shoppin later though
[16:57:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> here's my list: https://scontent-mia3-2.xx.fbcdn.net
[16:57:43] <Bytram> or, buy a whole bunch and stick 'em in the freezer... would help act as an antidote to hot wing overindulgences
[16:58:42] <chromas> If I was rich, I'd build a giant freezer and put polar bears in it to guard my snacks.
[16:58:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, we always got heavy cream around. i'll just drink a glass of it with dinner next time.
[16:59:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab chromas
[16:59:02] <Bender> Added quote 0
[16:59:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell?
[16:59:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[16:59:12] <Bender> Can't find quote 275
[16:59:16] <chromas> You gotta put some M&Ms or something in it
[16:59:18] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
[16:59:23] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah, may be just as effective, but not quite as tasty
[16:59:26] <chromas> !quote 2
[16:59:26] <Bender> Can't find quote 2
[16:59:27] <Bytram> hmm
[16:59:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> hang on, i'll fix it up real quick
[16:59:43] <chromas> is Bonder confused about the channel capitalization again?
[16:59:49] <Bytram> on 2nd thought, how much milk, etc. *is* in their 'ice cream'
[16:59:56] <Bytram> #g dairy queen
[16:59:57] <MrPlow> https://www.dairyqueen.com - "DQ.com provides a restaurant locator, menus with nutritional information, franchise details, company history and news. Dairy Queen is an international franchise."
[17:00:06] <Bytram> #g dairy queen wikipedia
[17:00:06] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Dairy Queen, often abbreviated DQ, is a chain of soft serve ice cream and fast-food restaurants owned by International Dairy Queen, Inc., a subsidiary of ..."
[17:00:07] <upstart> ^ 03Dairy Queen - Wikipedia
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[17:00:22] <chromas> Wouldn't it be the usual amount?
[17:01:05] <chromas> EA should start up an ice cream shop
[17:01:44] <chromas> Milking customers instead of cows
[17:01:56] <chromas> Or is that bilking?
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[17:02:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[17:02:07] <Bender> Can't find quote 275
[17:02:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> grrrr
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[17:03:16] <chromas> You're gonna have to go in there and add some case-desensitizing code
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[17:03:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[17:03:27] <Bender> Can't find quote 275
[17:03:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 1
[17:03:34] <Bender> Can't find quote 1
[17:03:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 0
[17:03:38] <Bender> Quote 0 - <chromas> If I was rich, I'd build a giant freezer and put polar bears in it to guard my snacks.
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[17:05:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[17:05:04] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[17:05:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> better
[17:05:26] <mechanicjay> !quote 69
[17:05:27] <Bender> Quote 69 - <crutchy> i shall call him slashy and he will be mine... and he will be my slashy... here little slashy... DORY! THAT'S A PERL TURD! if you touch it you'll never get it off you!
[17:05:52] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[17:06:24] <chromas> !quote perl
[17:06:24] <Bender> Quote 100 - <michealpwalls> "<google> I see you can't spell properly and have an interest in torture and coercion. Did you know the NSA is hiring?!"
[17:06:28] <Bender> Also in quotes: 378, 415, 784, 813
[17:06:51] <chromas> At first, I thought it'd be about editors
[17:07:13] <mechanicjay> is there a way to find out how many quotes there are without creating a new one?
[17:07:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i love how each plugin keeps its data under its own plugin directory. makes much more sense than putting all the plugin data files in one place and all their config files in another place.
[17:07:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> THAT WAS FUCKING SARCASM
[17:07:48] <chromas> !quote
[17:07:48] <Bender> quote <ID/search string>
[17:07:51] <chromas> !quote -1
[17:07:51] <Bender> Quote -1 - <TheMightyBuzzard> limited time offer. i been going downhill since christmas
[17:07:53] <chromas> oh
[17:08:02] <chromas> tmb needs to add a function
[17:08:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> fu! i ain't codin no python!
[17:08:32] <mechanicjay> Eh, I can brute force it.
[17:08:34] <mechanicjay> !quote 1000
[17:08:34] <Bender> Can't find quote 1000
[17:08:38] <mechanicjay> !quote 900
[17:08:39] <Bender> Can't find quote 900
[17:08:44] <mechanicjay> !quote 800
[17:08:44] <Bender> Quote 800 - <FatPhil> that's probably because you're playing with your genitives at the time. don't you know that's impolite.
[17:08:48] <mechanicjay> !quote 850
[17:08:48] <Bender> Quote 850 - <TheMightyBuzzard> bean dip, the anal lube of champions
[17:09:00] <mechanicjay> holy shit, ^^ that's funny
[17:09:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> hahaha i forgot about that one
[17:09:07] <mechanicjay> !quote 875
[17:09:07] <Bender> Can't find quote 875
[17:09:16] <mechanicjay> !quote 863
[17:09:16] <Bender> Quote 863 - <TheMightyBuzzard> what makes you think we got any "regular" folks around here?
[17:09:22] <mechanicjay> !quote 870
[17:09:23] <Bender> Can't find quote 870
[17:09:31] <mechanicjay> !quote 867
[17:09:31] <Bender> Quote 867 - <TheMightyBuzzard> all political arguments should involve at least two axes.
[17:09:36] <mechanicjay> !quote 868
[17:09:36] <Bender> Quote 868 - <upstart> systemd++
[17:09:44] <mechanicjay> !quote 869
[17:09:44] <Bender> Quote 869 - <TheMightyBuzzard> limited time offer. i been going downhill since christmas
[17:10:12] <mechanicjay> we need a !quote random function
[17:10:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote
[17:10:17] <Bender> quote <ID/search string>
[17:10:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote random
[17:10:21] <Bender> Quote 791 - <FatPhil> It's my civic duty to randomly kill people
[17:10:27] <mechanicjay> well then
[17:10:30] <mechanicjay> !quote random
[17:10:30] <Bender> Quote 791 - <FatPhil> It's my civic duty to randomly kill people
[17:10:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 666
[17:10:34] <Bender> Quote 666 - <TheMightyBuzzard> spewing from the anuses of SJWs and nowhere else.
[17:10:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote random
[17:10:39] <Bender> Quote 791 - <FatPhil> It's my civic duty to randomly kill people
[17:10:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 333
[17:10:49] <Bender> Quote 333 - <Ethanol-fueled_> Plus, she had my dad as a high-school teacher, so I was already in!
[17:10:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i think someone was being a wiseass in their definition of a random quote
[17:11:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote Ethanol_fueled
[17:11:07] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'Ethanol_fueled'
[17:11:11] <chromas> Nah, it's searching for the substring "random"
[17:11:11] <mechanicjay> no, it's doing a string match on the work random in 791
[17:11:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote Ethanol-fueled
[17:11:17] <Bender> Quote 22 - <BadCoderFinger> Ethanol-fueled: I'm not certain that's the answer to the "Prisoner's Dilemma"
[17:11:21] <Bender> Also in quotes: 104, 139, 223, 243, 256, 271, 328, 329, 333, 334, 335, 336, 337, 338, 398, 409, 457, 479, 480, 505, 520, 549, 583, 603, 614, 616, 617, 627, 663, 668, 671, 789
[17:11:28] <mechanicjay> !quote mechanicjay
[17:11:28] <Bender> Quote 224 - <mechanicjay> Lack of quote-age makes me sad.
[17:11:32] <Bender> Also in quotes: 228, 229
[17:11:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 616
[17:11:37] <Bender> Quote 616 - <SirFinkus> probably because my ass isn't as nice as Ethanol-fueled
[17:11:39] <mechanicjay> !quote 228
[17:11:39] <Bender> Quote 228 - <mechanicjay> !grab mechanicjay
[17:11:47] <mechanicjay> weird
[17:11:52] <mechanicjay> !quote 229
[17:11:52] <Bender> Quote 229 - <mechanicjay> !grab mechanicjay
[17:11:56] <mechanicjay> wtf
[17:11:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 380
[17:11:59] <Bender> Quote 380 - <SpallsHurgenson> just because I don't wear pants doesn't mean I'm naked
[17:12:09] <mechanicjay> !quote xlefay
[17:12:09] <Bender> Quote 64 - <arti> this way xlefay can extort you
[17:12:13] <Bender> Also in quotes: 73, 88, 97, 101, 108, 114, 117, 121, 125, 127, 138, 145, 814
[17:12:38] <Bytram> break time.. got some errands to take care of
[17:12:45] <chromas> Whatever happened to SpallHurgenson? We need someone to take the pants around here.
[17:13:12] * chromas laments all the users who trailed off into the ether
[17:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i love how the quotes file is just one file on beryllium ~sylnt/.jsb/plugs/myplugs.common.grabquote/quotes_bc
[17:13:43] <mechanicjay> indeed, we've had some damn fine sons-of-bitches hang around in the past.
[17:14:07] * TheMightyBuzzard misses konomi
[17:14:27] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: you could add grabs to MrPlow but using sqlite
[17:14:40] <chromas> Then import Bender qutoes
[17:14:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could. yes, i could.
[17:15:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i could make him grab on either #grab or !grab
[17:15:13] <mechanicjay> !grabass
[17:15:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> no no no
[17:15:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab ass
[17:15:22] <Bender> I don't know what ass said, so I can't quote them!
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[17:16:33] <mechanicjay> that needs to change to "So I can't grab them".
[17:16:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, you bastards! i mention a nap and you go and get entertaining. well screw you guys. my napping skills are far greater than your entertainment skills.
[17:17:13] <mechanicjay> it's okay, I'm just dodging work anyway.
[17:17:25] * mechanicjay wanders off to harass coworkers.
[17:19:03] <Runaway1956> #submit https://arstechnica.com
[17:19:03] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:19:28] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:19:29] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[17:22:06] <mechanicjay> Well that was a bust.
[17:27:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New--and Likely Final--Version of SpaceX's Falcon 9 Scheduled to Launch in 3 Hours @ 20:12 UTC - http://sylnt.us - end-of-the-beginning
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[17:56:35] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.theguardian.com
[17:56:36] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:57:01] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:57:02] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[18:09:19] <chromas> -or-69
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[18:58:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Thirdhand Smoke is Widespread and May Be Dangerous - http://sylnt.us - waiting-to-inhale?
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[19:18:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New--and Likely Final--Version of SpaceX's Falcon 9 to Launch at 20:42 UTC [Updated] - http://sylnt.us - end-of-the-beginning
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[19:46:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New--and Likely Final--Version of SpaceX's Falcon 9 to Launch at 20:42 UTC [Updated 2] - http://sylnt.us - end-of-the-beginning
[20:19:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit http://news.fsu.edu
[20:19:34] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[20:19:59] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[20:20:00] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[20:23:59] <cmn32480> from the not-a-b-freaking-surprise dept
[20:24:08] <cmn32480> from the not-a-big-freaking-surprise dept
[20:36:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Watch: Mac OS X 10.4 Running in Windows Alternative ReactOS via PearPC Emulator - http://sylnt.us - matryoshka-dolls
[20:37:37] <Bytram> https://www.sciencedaily.com
[20:37:37] <upstart> ^ 03Gray hair linked to immune system activity and viral infection: Researchers report that loss of hair pigmentation, or gray hair, is associated with activation of the innate immune system in mice -- ScienceDaily
[20:37:50] <Bytram> http://dx.doi.org
[20:37:52] <upstart> ^ 03A direct link between MITF, innate immunity, and hair graying ( http://journals.plos.org )
[20:38:19] * cmn32480 doesnt' feel like going out to eat...
[20:38:28] <cmn32480> does Canada have pizza delivery?
[20:38:40] <Bytram> https://www.sciencedaily.com
[20:38:40] <upstart> ^ 03Neuroscientists find first evidence animals can mentally replay past events: Discovery of episodic memory replay in rats could lead to better treatments for Alzheimer's disease -- ScienceDaily
[20:39:03] <Bytram> cmn32480: good question! Ask the concierge?
[20:39:34] <cmn32480> interesting idea
[20:40:00] <Bytram> a quick search suggests there are some places that do deliver
[20:40:23] <cmn32480> that is what my search said as well
[20:40:27] <Bytram> https://www.tripadvisor.ca
[20:40:27] <cmn32480> so that is a plus
[20:40:27] <upstart> ^ 03Best Pizza Delivery in Centre-Ville (Downtown) (Montreal)
[20:40:41] * cmn32480 is now in Ottawa
[20:40:53] <Bytram> oh... ok
[20:41:30] <Bytram> ontario, right?
[20:41:37] * cmn32480 shurgs
[20:41:41] <cmn32480> coudl b e quebec
[20:41:46] <Bytram> https://www.just-eat.ca
[20:41:50] <cmn32480> everythign is in French and english
[20:41:57] <Bytram> ~weather ottawa
[20:41:59] <exec> 10Ottawa, ON, Canada - currently 66°F / 19°C, cloudy, wind W at 21 mph, humidity 59% - Thursday partly cloudy (37°F:67°F / 3°C:19°C), Friday mostly sunny (35°F:56°F / 2°C:13°C), Saturday partly cloudy (40°F:64°F / 4°C:18°C), Sunday partly cloudy (45°F:69°F / 7°C:21°C)
[20:42:06] <Bytram> is in ONtario
[20:42:10] <Bytram> =)
[20:42:20] <mechanicjay> what's the french word for weather?
[20:42:27] <Bytram> rain
[20:42:32] <Bytram> ;)
[20:42:42] <cmn32480> lol
[20:43:59] <Bytram> mechanicjay: https://dictionary.cambridge.org
[20:44:00] <upstart> ^ 03weather translate English to French: Cambridge Dictionary
[20:46:26] <cmn32480> ugh... I hate places that make oyu call for a delivery order.
[20:46:34] <cmn32480> if I wanted to talk to people I woudl go out for dinner
[20:47:25] <Bytram> but monsieur, how coulds we not accomodate your every wish should you not talk with us, eh?
[20:47:29] <cmn32480> but I did get upgraded to a suite
[20:47:35] <Bytram> Sweet!
[20:47:47] <cmn32480> look Pepee....
[20:47:55] <Bytram> rofl
[20:48:07] <cmn32480> yeah it has a boardroom table in it... no desk, and while sitting at the table I can't see the TV...
[20:48:16] * cmn32480 is annoyed at the upgrade
[20:48:34] <Bytram> move something?
[20:48:35] <cmn32480> likely it is a need to get home and see ym dog
[20:48:51] <cmn32480> tv is glued to the credenza...
[20:49:01] <cmn32480> table is like 10 chairs worht of table
[20:49:12] * cmn32480 needs to explore the additoinal options
[20:49:13] <Bytram> and the credenza is fastened how?
[20:49:19] <cmn32480> weight
[20:49:25] <Bytram> wait for what?
[20:49:38] <cmn32480> i do vaguely recall a folding table that I dismissed out of hand...
[20:49:48] * cmn32480 breaks for just a moment to go look
[20:50:07] <Bytram> seriously, sounds like it is frustrating. Maybe just do the work OR do the relaxing?
[20:50:15] * Bytram breaks... wind
[20:50:29] <Bytram> biab dishes
[20:51:09] * cmn32480 drops bytram a big wet sloppy joe for making me think after a long day
[20:51:22] <cmn32480> the table is set up at the right height for working while sitting on the couch
[20:51:36] <cmn32480> and large enough for food on one side... lappy on the other...
[20:51:47] <cmn32480> #sammich
[20:51:47] * MrPlow whips up a vibrating rooster sammich for cmn32480
[20:53:06] <cmn32480> ooooo this pizza place does greek too
[20:53:14] * cmn32480 might just melt his credit card
[20:58:03] <Bytram> plead confusion about conversion rate? Somehow got it backwards?
[20:58:24] <cmn32480> no I most definetly don't wanna do that
[20:58:28] <cmn32480> we bill in US dollars
[20:58:33] <Bytram> k
[20:58:35] <cmn32480> the charges are in canadien
[20:58:44] <cmn32480> my software just takes the amount
[20:58:57] <cmn32480> doesn't distinguish
[20:59:03] <Bytram> Oh... so the client is paying for your meal?
[20:59:07] <cmn32480> yep
[20:59:27] <Bytram> sounds you like may just have found a very thoughtful and appreciate client, eh?
[20:59:36] <Bytram> *appreciative
[21:00:00] <cmn32480> and the conversion rate works in my favor
[21:00:48] <Bytram> =)
[21:02:02] <Bytram> SpaceX Block 5 inaugural launch scheduled for 17:47 EDT... just over 45 minutes from now. https://www.youtube.com
[21:02:03] <upstart> ^ 03Bangabandhu Satellite-1 - YouTube
[21:06:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New--and Likely Final--Version of SpaceX's Falcon 9 to Launch at 21:47 UTC [Updated 2] - http://sylnt.us - end-of-the-beginning
[21:09:05] * cmn32480 settles on a salad and wings
[21:09:15] <Bytram> hypergolic?
[21:09:24] <cmn32480> NO!
[21:09:30] * Bytram chuckles
[21:09:39] <cmn32480> my butt will thank me later
[21:11:18] <Bytram> good thinking
[21:12:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab cmn32480
[21:12:08] <Bender> Added quote 870
[21:12:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha!
[21:12:55] <cmn32480> good timing
[21:13:06] * TheMightyBuzzard steps outside for a smoke before retaliation can commence
[21:19:04] * cmn32480 pullsup Google maps to figure out how he is going home tomorrow
[21:20:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> well there's two ways i can see...
[21:21:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt leaving on a jet plane
[21:21:08] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[21:21:09] <upstart> ^ 03John Denver - Leaving on a Jet Plane - YouTube
[21:21:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> and
[21:21:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt eastbound and down
[21:21:19] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[21:21:20] <upstart> ^ 03Jerry Reed - East Bound and Down - YouTube
[21:22:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, gravy doesn't technically _have to_ be made with bacon grease
[21:23:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> but only in the same way that air you breathe doesn't _have to_ be nasty old egg fart free
[21:27:28] <Bytram> #g gravy
[21:27:29] <MrPlow> http://www.gravyraleigh.com - "Menus · Order Online · About Us · Private Dining · News & Events · Our Team · Catering. RESTAURANT HOURS. Mon-Thurs 11am - 10pm. Fri 11am - 11pm"
[21:27:39] <Bytram> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[21:27:39] <Bender> Added quote 871
[21:40:51] <Bytram> SpaceX Launch... T minus 6 minutes
[21:42:20] <Bytram> SpaceX Launch... T minus 5 minutes
[21:43:11] <Bytram> SpaceX Launch... T minus 4 minutes
[21:43:49] <Bytram> They ARE planning on a first stage landing on a barge OCISLY
[21:44:12] <Bytram> SpaceX Launch... T minus 3 minutes
[21:44:43] <Bytram> SpaceX Launch... T minus 2:30
[21:45:10] <Bytram> SpaceX Launch... T minus 2:00
[21:45:41] <Bytram> SpaceX Launch... T minus 1:30
[21:46:11] <Bytram> SpaceX Launch... T minus 1:00
[21:46:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> I wonder if SpaceX has an API that lets you access the time until next launch.
[21:46:40] <Bytram> hold
[21:46:49] <Sulla> I got up to take a piss and its held
[21:46:54] <Sulla> What ddi they say
[21:46:54] <Bytram> holding at T minus 0:58
[21:46:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh so it wasn't just my stream freezing
[21:47:22] <Bytram> "just after it entered startup mode it threw an abort"
[21:48:21] <Sulla> Still like 40 min on the window though
[21:48:26] <Bytram> is now showing T minus 15:00 minutes
[21:49:23] <Bytram> "
[21:49:23] <Bytram> A backup launch window opens on Friday, May 11 at 4:14 p.m. EDT, or 20:14 UTC, and closes at 6:21 p.m. EDT, or 22:21 UTC."
[21:49:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's much closer. i don't think i can get the biscuits done any sooner than 15m
[21:49:55] <Bytram> did you forget to put in your dentures?
[21:50:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, they just take that long to bake.
[21:50:08] <Sulla> Do they pump the fluids back out if aborted and refill next window?
[21:50:25] <Bytram> not sure...
[21:50:35] <Sulla> My sister was texting me and asking
[21:50:37] <Bytram> propellant... I would expect they would recover
[21:50:45] <Bytram> LOX could be vented without issue
[21:50:51] <Sulla> I imagine it is easier to pump it back out to maintain the needed temps
[21:50:58] <Bytram> nod nod
[21:51:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, now there's something. i knew waylon jennings did the theme song and narrating for the dukes of hazard but he was in an episode or two of season seven as himself too.
[21:52:31] <Bytram> #g waylon jennings dukes of hazzard
[21:52:31] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com - "Jul 7, 2011 ... Dukes Of Hazzard \"Good Ol' Boys\" - Waylon Jennings. Category. Music. License. Standard YouTube License. Music. \"Theme From 'the Dukes ..."
[21:52:32] <upstart> ^ 03Waylon Jennings - Dukes Of Hazzard "Good Ol' Boys" Theme Song - YouTube
[21:52:45] <Bytram> #g waylon jennings dukes of hazzard -theme
[21:52:46] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com - "Sep 3, 2013 ... Waylon Jennings acting as himself the story is Waylon is touring through Hazzard in his mobile country music museum in a semi trailer and ..."
[21:52:47] <upstart> ^ 03Waylon Jennings only acting performance in Dukes of Hazzard - YouTube
[21:58:10] <Sulla> Fuck. Spreadsheet of 15k values built from lookups against four independent queries and I have four values that are not pulling correctly
[21:58:39] <Bytram> get out an d... push?
[21:59:00] <bacterium> omg omg omg
[21:59:07] bacterium is now known as bacteria
[22:00:09] <Bytram> nom nom nom
[22:00:34] <Sulla> People "just tuning in" can f off, tuning in *after* launch
[22:01:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> okey doke. it's late enough to start the biscuits and gravy for dinner now. see yall later. biscuits and gravy deserve undivided attention in fixing, eating, and digesting.
[22:01:43] <Bytram> chow for now
[22:01:55] <Sulla> That sounds good
[22:02:16] <Sulla> Gonna make some scratch sweet and sour pork and then play dnd myself
[22:02:28] <Sulla> I want this launch to get done so I can skip out o work early
[22:06:14] <cmn32480> FFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
[22:07:46] <Bytram> officially scrubbed for today... preparing for a 24 hour reset
[22:09:05] * cmn32480 hopes you arne't havign to reset fillings
[22:09:18] <Sulla> Please post live stream tomorrow too
[22:09:33] * Bytram likes blueberry fillings, but will also accept apple fillings, too.
[22:09:44] <Bytram> takyon: is already updating the story
[22:09:48] <Bytram> wadly, I will be at work
[22:09:51] <Bytram> s/w/s/
[22:10:03] <Bytram> ~sed on
[22:10:04] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[22:10:08] <Bytram> sadly, I will be at work
[22:10:52] <Sulla> Ah sad
[22:11:09] <Bytram> ~arthur https://arstechnica.com
[22:11:13] <exec> 1114 stories loaded
[22:11:14] <exec> story not found
[22:11:32] <Bytram> #submit https://arstechnica.com
[22:11:32] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[22:11:57] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[22:11:58] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[22:16:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New--and Likely Final--Version of SpaceX's Falcon 9 to Launch on Friday [Updated 3] - http://sylnt.us - end-of-the-beginning || Human Ear Grown on Forearm for Transplant - http://sylnt.us - hear-here!
[22:19:56] <Bytram> so sleepy...
[22:19:58] <Bytram> time for a nap
[22:20:17] <Bytram> or, if I am lucky, sleeping through the night.
[22:20:18] <Bytram> laters
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[22:47:30] <cmn32480> ther is something fabulously satisfying about having to clean the sauce out of your beard
[23:21:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> om nom nom
[23:22:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> sent TR who's on that keto diet thing a picture of my dinner and he called me mean things
[23:39:44] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: question fo ya, if I may? Spam, Troll, Flamebait? https://soylentnews.org
[23:39:50] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | Watch: Mac OS X 10.4 Running in Windows Alternative ReactOS via PearPC Emulator ( https://soylentnews.org )
[23:39:58] <Bytram> I'm torn between Spam and flamebait
[23:40:30] <Bytram> or, in some strange way, defuse it by modding it as funny.
[23:40:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> flamebait. it was vaguely topical.
[23:40:59] <Bytram> done
[23:41:02] <Bytram> thanks!
[23:44:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it's even vaguely on topic to the comment it's replying to or the story, it ain't spam no matter how annoying.
[23:44:29] <Bytram> got it! much obliged
[23:47:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Underwater Acoustic Shield Metamaterial is Invisible to Sonar - http://sylnt.us - did-you-hear-that?