#soylent | Logs for 2018-05-03
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[00:15:56] <Bytram> time x
[00:15:59] <Bytram> ~time x
[00:16:00] <exec> Thursday, 3 May 2018 @ 12:16 am UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
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[00:28:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Avengers: Infinity War Sets Box Office Debut Records - http://sylnt.us - picking-a-winner
[00:36:49] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[00:36:51] <upstart> ^ 03Fancy that, Fancy Bear: LoJack anti-laptop theft tool caught phoning home to the Kremlin • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
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[01:06:40] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[01:06:41] <upstart> ^ 03Commonwealth Bank loses financial records for 20 million accounts - CNET ( https://www.cnet.com )
[01:10:26] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[01:10:27] <upstart> ^ 03When's the best time to buy a TV, laptop or smartphone? - CNET ( https://www.cnet.com )
[01:28:00] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.rt.com
[01:28:01] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:28:26] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:28:27] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[01:39:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, well of course they are. most everyone gets more conservative as they get older.
[01:40:22] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: s/conservative/rayciss/
[01:41:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> it takes a while but eventually even most of the complete dipshits realize that idealism does not put food on the table or keep the lights on.
[01:41:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, rayCIS? you transphobe.
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[01:49:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you been enjoying the fun under the instagram story?
[01:52:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:52:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[01:52:30] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 619
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[02:05:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FTC Gives Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo 30 Days to Remove Illegal Warranty-Void-If-Removed Stickers - http://sylnt.us - now-about-those-tags-on-my-pillow...
[02:10:41] <chromas> Haven't seen it yet
[02:12:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[02:12:16] <upstart> ^ 03Instagram to Automatically Filter Out "Bullying" Comments - SoylentNews ( https://soylentnews.org )
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[02:39:20] <chromas> They don't seem to understand the difference between saying no-no words and spamming up the joint
[02:39:33] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[02:40:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd feel bad about punting his crotch, spiking the ball, and then teabagging his corpse but he's an sjw, so it's well deserved.
[02:40:53] <chromas> Alright, TheMightyBuzzard, it's time for your spankin' and then were gonna wash your mouth out with the ivory
[02:41:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> never helped when i was a kid. don't expect much better results with the wussy soap they make nowadays.
[02:42:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i like spankins nowadays, long as they're administered by a naked female.
[02:42:41] <chromas> Then I'll have to switch to the buckle end of the belt
[02:43:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> in fact, i'm pretty sure if i took the tide pod challenge i'd cause paint to peel off the walls with what i had to say about it
[02:45:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> anywho, time for my nightly victory over consciousness
[03:55:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Man Who Attempted DIY Gene Therapy Found Dead - http://sylnt.us - biohacked
[04:21:28] <FatPhil> my god, that's some real crybaby antics on that thread.
[04:24:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm rather happy with it, yeah.
[04:24:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, so, update from TN time.
[04:25:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> went to bed after everyone else, read a book for a bit, got tired, decided i'd have one more smoke then hit the sack.
[04:25:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> on the way to the door i see TR's boy child back up on his computer.
[04:26:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> now you may think you know what a 12yo boy would be doing at damned near midnight on his computer.
[04:26:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> any other 12yo boy you might be correct about him having pornhub pulled up. TR's boy is playing minecraft.
[04:27:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> what is the youth of today coming, or rather not coming, to?
[04:27:39] * TheMightyBuzzard shakes his head and heads back to bed
[04:29:56] <FatPhil> disgraceful behaviour!
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[05:29:52] <chromas> People still play minecraft?
[05:30:26] <chromas> all the internets are masturbating to fortnight now
[05:37:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Launches Oculus Go, a $200 Standalone VR Headset - http://sylnt.us - Go-for-it
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[07:06:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Prof Stephen Hawking's Multi-Verse Finale - http://sylnt.us - multi-verse-is-a-very-long-poem
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[08:47:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mobile Gaming is dominant in the marketplace / Blame Loot Boxes - http://sylnt.us - It's-always-been-about-the-money.
[10:25:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Portland Fast-Food Workers Win a Union - http://sylnt.us - a-win-for-workers-everywhere
[11:01:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:01:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4089
[11:56:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Soylentnews Server Reboot Schedule May 5-10 - http://sylnt.us
[12:07:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mobile Gaming is Dominant in the Marketplace / Blame Loot Boxes - http://sylnt.us - It's-always-been-about-the-money.
[12:37:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's Kilopower Nuclear Reactor Exceeds Expectations in Tests - http://sylnt.us - can-it-recharge-my-'phone?
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[13:57:41] <SoyCow8317> #submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[13:57:42] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:58:07] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:58:08] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[14:08:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cambridge Analytica Shutting Down, Company Says - http://sylnt.us - but-they-have-created-another-company
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[15:46:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Somebody Tried to Hide a Backdoor in a Popular JavaScript npm Package - http://sylnt.us
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[17:17:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Siberian Wooden Statue is 'Twice as Old as Stonehenge' - http://sylnt.us - got-old-wood
[17:54:02] <Runaway1956> #submit https://arstechnica.com
[17:54:02] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
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[17:54:28] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[18:47:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iowa Legislators Pass One of the Nation's Strictest Abortion Laws - http://sylnt.us - how-many-women-voted?
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[20:04:07] <Bytram> !uid
[20:04:07] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6949, owned by DEMIGOD
[20:04:25] <Bytram> #g demi moore
[20:04:25] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Demi Gene Guynes (born November 11, 1962), professionally known as Demi Moore is an American actress, former songwriter, and model. Moore dropped out of high school at age 16 to pursue an acting career and appeared in the men's magazine Oui in 1981. After making her film debut later that year, she appeared on ..."
[20:04:26] <upstart> ^ 03Demi Moore - Wikipedia
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[20:28:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Elon Musk Blows Off Analysts and Media on "Bizarre" Tesla Conference Call - http://sylnt.us - Don't-you-worry-about-blank.-Let-me-worry-about-blank
[21:56:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Website Are You Really on? Edge Zero-Day Leaves Windows Users With No Clue - http://sylnt.us - running-windows—I-mean-javascript—I-mean-malware
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[23:37:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Backblaze Publishes Hard Drive Reliability Stats for Q1 of 2018 - http://sylnt.us - my-hard-drives-last-for-years
[23:42:13] <chromas> https://www.techspot.com
[23:42:14] <upstart> ^ 03Eight new Spectre variants affecting Intel chips discovered, four are "high risk" - TechSpot
[23:42:38] <Bytram> oh goooodie :P
[23:45:12] <Bytram> and we are just a couple days away from starting reboots of our servers by Linode to address Spectre v1 and v2
[23:48:10] <chromas> I thought you did that a couple months ago
[23:49:20] <chromas> Just do like cpus and predict which patches you'll need in the future
[23:50:05] <Bytram> more than a couple months... though I don't recall the exact date
[23:55:12] <Bytram> chromas: was this past January, from 01/11 to 01/19 https://soylentnews.org
[23:55:13] <upstart> ^ 03Search 'Linode'