#soylent | Logs for 2018-04-25

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[00:46:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Form Of DNA Discovered Inside Living Human Cells - http://sylnt.us - Drugs-N-Alcohol-no-wait-that's-the-wrong
[02:17:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Hires the Former Vice President of Samsung to Tackle Korea - http://sylnt.us - he-could-be-useful
[02:32:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck this still being awake after bedtime stuff. ima go beat myself into unconsciousness with my pillow.
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[03:47:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The FCC Loses a Fierce Consumer Advocate as Mignon Clyburn Resigns - http://sylnt.us - tough-act-to-follow
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[05:36:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Coca-Cola Beats Estimates With Diet Coke Rebranding; Artificial Sweeteners Linked to Obesity - http://sylnt.us - $
[07:27:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - German Supreme Court Rules Ad Blockers Legal, in Defeat for Springer - http://sylnt.us - strike-one
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[09:46:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Children Are As Fit As Endurance Athletes - http://sylnt.us - so-why-can't-they-take-the-garbage-out
[10:07:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:07:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4075
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[11:18:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SCOTUS: Patent Reviews Are Constitutional - http://sylnt.us - now,-let's-look-at-some-of-those-dodgy-claims
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[11:39:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> whew, that is a lot of sql to make bad karma aging happen for ipids/subnetids
[11:41:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:41:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:41:31] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 615
[12:06:27] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:06:37] <cmn32480> #smake exec
[12:06:37] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a vegetarian's hotdog
[12:06:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> 404
[12:07:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> died about midnight central
[12:07:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> well 12:30ish
[12:07:50] <cmn32480> meh
[12:07:54] <cmn32480> who knows.
[12:08:02] <cmn32480> could ahve been a blip in the internet connection here.
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[12:08:05] <cmn32480> it has been raining
[12:11:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:11:16] * exec tediously spews a 40 of mistrust on cmn32480
[12:11:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> same here. first nice day since saturday i think.
[12:12:06] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:12:08] * exec $adverb terrorizes an amulet of Grape Nuts with TheMightyBuzzard
[12:12:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday cmn32480
[12:12:16] * exec flatulantly synthesizes a doubly-linked list of piano wire from cmn32480
[12:12:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:12:18] <cmn32480> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[12:12:20] * exec abrasively hallucinates a tube of "Shit-on-a-stick, Elizabeth!" with TheMightyBuzzard
[12:12:22] * exec prematurely $action a crust of magnets $preposition AndyTheAbsurd
[12:12:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[12:12:38] * exec seriously hangs a trigger warning sign about a moldy tome of blerg on AndyTheAbsurd
[12:12:58] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - I'm camping this weekend... this shit better stop[!
[12:13:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> moldy tomes of blerg definitely deserve a trigger warning IMO... the mold might trigger someone's allergies.
[12:13:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> foolish mortal. that's why god invented houses.
[12:14:05] <cmn32480> I know... but I like it
[12:14:10] <cmn32480> sometimes even in the rain!
[12:15:09] <cmn32480> ~convert 7000 cubic incenhs liters
[12:15:10] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:15:22] <cmn32480> ~convert 7000 cubic inches liters
[12:15:23] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:15:34] <cmn32480> ~convert 7000 ci l
[12:15:36] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:15:40] <cmn32480> eat shit exec
[12:15:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> now fishing i can understand but just going out in the boonies for no reason?
[12:16:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~convert 7000 in2 liters
[12:16:02] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:16:06] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[12:16:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~convert 7000 cubic-inches liters
[12:16:14] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:16:17] <cmn32480> ~convert 7000 in3 l
[12:16:19] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:16:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~convert 7000 cubicinches liters
[12:16:23] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:16:25] <cmn32480> ~convert 7000 in l
[12:16:26] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:16:31] <cmn32480> ~convert 7000 inches liters
[12:16:32] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:16:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~convert 7000 cubic_inches liters
[12:16:42] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:16:45] * cmn32480 is gonna go look at that file to see what it is looking for
[12:17:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g 7000 cubic inches to liters
[12:17:00] <MrPlow> https://www.calculateme.com - "What is 7000 cu in in L? How big is 7000 cubic inches? This page will convert 7000 cubic inches to liters."
[12:17:01] <upstart> ^ 03Convert 7,000 Cubic Inches to Liters
[12:17:22] <cmn32480> yeah.. I have an app on my phone that does it too
[12:17:40] <cmn32480> I thought exec was smrt enough
[12:18:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec isn't smart. he's a highspeed idiot.
[12:18:41] <cmn32480> true
[12:18:45] <cmn32480> and he don't do volume
[12:19:03] <cmn32480> ~convert 7 kg shitton
[12:19:04] <exec> 037 kg = 0.167 shitton
[12:19:09] <cmn32480> see?
[12:19:14] <cmn32480> it does actually work
[12:19:22] <cmn32480> just not for the units we want
[12:20:11] <cmn32480> yeah... backpacks used to be in cu in
[12:20:17] <cmn32480> now they are all measured in liters
[12:20:27] <cmn32480> so I have to do the conversion to get the right sized cover
[12:21:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> har!
[12:21:53] <cmn32480> my pack is 7000 cu in
[12:22:03] <cmn32480> 114 liters
[12:22:09] <cmn32480> it's a big 'un
[12:22:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned your-a-peeins
[12:22:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> 1 liter = 62 cubic inches. I remember that from when I was interested in engines.
[12:22:55] <cmn32480> #g peeins
[12:22:55] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com - "Jan 7, 2007 ... league of their own that was some good peein."
[12:22:57] <upstart> ^ 03that was some good peein - YouTube
[12:23:14] <cmn32480> good to know
[12:23:43] <cmn32480> means I'ma need a XL pack cover
[12:25:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> a liter is a lot of peein. i can usually only manage 20-30oz at once.
[12:25:29] <cmn32480> oh bladder
[12:25:56] <cmn32480> that pack has a LOT of miles on it
[12:25:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> spose it should be pee'n
[12:26:07] <cmn32480> I've had it over 20 years
[12:26:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should take some fudge on the trip. no point passing up a good pun.
[12:27:13] <cmn32480> my kids are finally old enough for me to start backpacking again when I can get out without them
[12:27:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> you don't just put the kids in the backpack? :-P
[12:27:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> I guess they get too large for that pretty quickly.
[12:27:52] <cmn32480> they are too big for that anymore
[12:28:03] <cmn32480> but we used to have one for exactly that purpose
[12:30:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's what henry ford invented the trunk for
[12:30:52] <cmn32480> too much junk in my trunk as it is
[12:33:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, missed my 7am smoke. no wonder i'm getting antsy.
[12:33:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:33:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:33:26] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 616
[12:45:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - By 2040, Artificial Intelligence Could Upend Nuclear Stability - http://sylnt.us - learn-to-love-the-bomb
[12:45:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, think i have bad karma aging taken care of. apparently we have never aged it before, just had no way to count it after the ipid/subnetid were removed when the story went into archived mode.
[12:50:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a significantly more complex query now than `select count(*),sum(karma) from comments where ipid = "$foo";` but thas fine.
[13:15:57] <chromas> karma ages now?
[13:22:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> not yet but i have a pr created for doing so.
[13:23:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> the code needs testing on dev but i've already tested the sql on prod.
[13:23:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> and only bad karma for the ipid/subnetid ages.
[13:24:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, karma for the ipid/subnetid disappears when the comment's parent story goes into archive mode.
[13:25:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> but now we'll be able to age it faster if we want
[13:27:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> like 0-7 days: full weight, 7-14 days: half weight, 14-* days: quarter weight
[13:28:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> scratch the 14-* days part. should read 14-30 days: quarter weight, 30+ days: ignored
[13:29:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> 7/14/30 numbers are adjustable
[13:37:32] <chromas> Can you make karma a float?
[13:37:58] * chromas mods up fractionally
[13:38:36] * chromas just watched all the new lost in space show
[13:44:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> I've watched up to episode 3 so far
[13:45:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> It's not horrible but I'm wondering if it's worth my time.
[13:48:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, are there tits?
[13:53:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> not bare ones
[13:53:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> or even bear ones.
[13:56:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends on the writing then.
[13:56:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> tits are like bacon though. they make most anything palatable.
[14:06:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Analysis: A Third of Great Barrier Reef Coral Died in Catastrophic 2016 Heat Event - http://sylnt.us - going,-going,...
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[14:38:03] <pinchy> https://askubuntu.com
[14:38:03] <upstart> ^ 03unity - How can I assign the key Super+M» to minimize all windows in Ubuntu 12.04? - Ask Ubuntu
[14:38:08] <pinchy> this doesnt seem to work in 14.04
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[14:58:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> openbox/lxde ftw. just edit ~/.config/openbox/lxde-rc.xml, tell lxde to reread it, and bob's your uncle.
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[16:16:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Investors Wary of Alphabet/Google's Billions in Capital Expenditures - http://sylnt.us - wake-up-call
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[16:23:17] <SoyCow8317> #submit https://www.theverge.com
[16:23:17] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:23:42] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:23:43] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[16:38:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool. bad karma appears to now be aging properly on dev.
[16:38:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> for ipid and subnetid anyway
[16:38:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not supposed to age on a per-user basis
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[17:21:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> right. i gotta put food in my face and prolly have a nap after. back later.
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[17:47:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Echo Dot Kids Edition: More Expensive, Colorful Spy Puck - http://sylnt.us - giving-the-kids-a-big-brother
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[18:50:40] <Sulla> MDC is probably buttmad today about the coincrash yesterday
[18:51:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly. i did warn him not to be a fucking moron though.
[18:53:43] <Sulla> I have money in it because i find daytrading fun
[18:53:47] <Sulla> but not enough to stress over
[18:54:14] <Sulla> 12% hit was kind of sad, but oh well
[18:54:57] <Sulla> I need 20 credits of basket weaving tier classes so i can sit for my CPA. what should it ake
[18:55:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i used to play with like $10 worth of btc. then i forgot about it for a few months and came back with it worth like $30 and spent it all.
[18:55:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> women's studies. and troll the fuck out of it.
[18:56:01] <Sulla> not sure i would be able to pass
[18:56:37] <Sulla> have a campus location across the street from my work. i think they have a bunch of sustainability classes
[18:56:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure you would. troll it like you're a super-sjw
[18:56:59] <Sulla> might just take a bunch of solar classes and be autistic about how its less good than nuclear
[18:57:08] <Sulla> Would be fun though
[18:58:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd take a language myself. maybe a spoken one and a coding one.
[18:59:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> and gender studies. i'd make them fuckers think i was the bigges lwnj ever hatched on the planet. splaining how the spoken word is a tool of the patriarchy.
[19:00:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> and clothes pins.
[19:01:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> possibly shoelaces
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[19:02:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, nicotine then nap
[19:02:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[19:02:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[19:02:43] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 617
[19:06:28] <Sulla> Havent seen VLM for a while, anything going on there?
[19:09:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that i'm aware of. he don't hang in irc so the only way to know would be if he'd mentioned it in a comment.
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[19:11:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> he shows having comments up today, yesterday, monday, and then back on the 19th. looking at his history it's not uncommon for him to not have anything to say for a couple days.
[19:12:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's all publicly accessible if difficult to correlate info, so i don't mind using an admin shortcut and disseminating it.
[19:12:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, nap time
[19:12:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[19:12:59] <Bender> karma - naps: 77
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[19:25:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - WASP-104b: An Exoplanet "Darker Than Charcoal" - http://sylnt.us - still-easy-to-detect
[19:35:45] <FatPhil> Fuck yeah! Krispy Kreme Donut Crunch is tonight's treat!
[19:36:33] <FatPhil> I don't recognise it as being donut-like, let alone doughnut-like. (Clue - they're made of dough, not "do".)
[19:37:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> Dunkin has real donuts. I don't know WTF Krispy Kremes are, but they sure aren't donuts. Just...donut shaped.
[19:38:03] <FatPhil> This is my conclusion. There doesn't seem to be any Kreme, let alone Cream.
[19:38:45] <FatPhil> https://www.samsclub.com
[19:38:46] <upstart> ^ 03Krispy Kreme Crunch Doughnut (42 oz., 12 pk.) - Sam's Club
[19:39:23] <FatPhil> 2nd best of the US treats, second only to the girl scout cookies.
[19:40:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> if I weren't trying to lose weight, I'd totally be stopping at Dunkin Donuts on the way home.
[19:41:37] <FatPhil> 25+ years ago, I did visit the US, and I did quite like Dunkin.
[19:43:01] <Sulla> Donuts always sound like a great idea then i get one and realize how much I don't like sweet things
[19:43:17] <Sulla> it is one of those things best left to memories of sitting with the grandpappy in dunken donuts
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[20:42:46] <cmn32480> ~define AOSP
[20:42:51] <exec> AOSP: unable to find definition
[20:43:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> Android Open Source Project?
[20:43:53] * AndyTheAbsurd included "?" because not sure of context
[20:53:49] <cmn32480> yes
[20:54:04] <cmn32480> I think I probably never knew what it meant and had to look it up
[21:04:56] <fyngyrz_> "Drunken Donuts" lol
[21:05:03] <fyngyrz_> oh hey, I'm no tme
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[23:47:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK May Have to Deploy its Own Satellite Navigation System Due to Brexit - http://sylnt.us - alternative-sats
[23:47:59] * TheMightyBuzzard fucks back off to the livingroom and his book