#soylent | Logs for 2018-04-22
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[00:03:26] <Ellenor> what if they absolutely need to
[00:04:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ${cowpoop}
[00:04:45] <fungus> ^__^
[00:04:45] <fungus> (oo)\_______
[00:04:45] <fyngyrz> mm, x-men
[00:04:46] <fungus> (__)\ )\/\
[00:04:46] <fungus> ||----w |
[00:04:47] <fungus> || || 💩
[00:04:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> tall cow
[00:05:01] <fyngyrz> head blew up\
[00:05:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> didn't know cows came with lift kits
[00:05:30] <fyngyrz> that's a very excited cow
[00:06:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> but yeah, starting right after x-men giant edition #1 (second team. wolverine, storm, etc...)
[00:08:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[00:08:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[00:08:11] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 609
[00:49:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw this noise. ima go grab a smoke and hit the sack early.
[00:49:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> consciousness--
[00:49:52] <Bender> karma - consciousness: -3
[01:16:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://cilium.io
[01:16:53] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
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[01:31:10] <Sulla> Cigar++
[01:31:10] <Bender> karma - cigar: 40
[01:47:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Valve To Pay Au$3 Million Fine For Misleading Australian Gamers - http://sylnt.us - get-your-facts-right
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[03:46:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Justice Department Investigating AT&T, Verizon, and GSMA Over Anti-eSIM Collusion - http://sylnt.us - what-a-surprise
[04:27:42] <Sulla> Emergency rooms take forever
[05:20:21] <chromas> Did you try urgent care?
[05:57:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - India Introduces the Death Penalty for Child Rapists - http://sylnt.us - make-the-punishment-fit-the-crime
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[07:56:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What It's Like to Live in America Without Broadband Internet - http://sylnt.us - pretty-much-like-everywhere-else-without-broadband-internet
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[10:08:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Unidentified Squid Species Found by NOAA Robotic Submarine - http://sylnt.us - admiral-ackbar
[10:30:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:30:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4071
[11:56:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bad Antibodies Made Good: The Immune System's Secret Weapon Uncovered - http://sylnt.us - redeemed-to-protect
[14:16:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bajau People Have Evolved Bigger Spleens to Make More Oxygen Available for Diving - http://sylnt.us - next-up:-compare-top-tier-athletes
[16:36:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Pauses Development of Allo Messaging App to Focus on "Chat" - http://sylnt.us - Uou-say-good-bye-and-I-say-Allo-Allo-Allo
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[18:57:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Loud Sound From Fire Alarm System Shuts Down Nasdaq's Scandinavian Data Center - http://sylnt.us
[21:18:24] <pinchy> gots muh znc upgraded from the 2012 version
[21:18:30] <pinchy> go go gadget flood protection
[21:44:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> we gots flood protection built in to the ircd i think
[21:46:12] <pinchy> the old version would just bounce all the messages when u posted a big ascii art image
[21:46:25] <pinchy> the new one has a delay u can set. default to 1 second per line
[21:46:34] <pinchy> so u can post uber big big ascii
[21:47:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Robots Assemble IKEA Furniture - Humans Are Now Completely Superfluous - http://sylnt.us - lackonomy
[21:47:40] <chromas> here's a big ascii: ℇ)o(3
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[21:58:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas++
[21:58:04] <Bender> karma - chromas: 208
[22:01:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima eat a pizza in front of TR's carb abjuring ass tonight
[22:02:10] <fungus> fyngyrz-> 🍕
[22:04:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> even worse, i think i'll save half of it for breakfast tomorrow morning.
[22:06:03] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders the perfect three topping pizza
[22:06:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[22:06:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[22:06:59] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 610
[22:10:12] <fyngyrz> I like my pizza like I like my women. Naked: crust, sauce, and cheese.
[22:10:50] <fyngyrz> Although if you forced me to a 3-topping pizza, I'd go with cooked mushrooms, sauerkraut, and tomato slices. :)
[22:12:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, that ain't a pizza. that's an abomination. pizza requires at least one type of dead animal upon it.
[22:12:31] <fyngyrz> I think it's funny that the glyph for pizza has pepperoni on it. That's pizza with a meat topping, not "pizza"
[22:13:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> it can even be anchovies if you're a disgusting freak but there has to be meat.
[22:13:28] <fyngyrz> nope
[22:13:34] <fyngyrz> that's a pizza with a topping
[22:14:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think hamburger, mushrooms, and onions. maybe bacon instead of hamburger...
[22:14:33] <fyngyrz> cooked onions, or raw, post-pizza-cook?
[22:14:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> cooked
[22:14:51] <fyngyrz> I love me some sauteed onions, but raw I can't tolerate
[22:14:58] <fyngyrz> mmm, cooked
[22:15:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> onions don't bug me none no matter what state they're in
[22:15:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept when cutting them
[22:15:19] <fyngyrz> more power to you
[22:15:31] <fyngyrz> cut them under water - solves the problem entirely.
[22:16:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sure i could hold my breath long enough to make chili then
[22:16:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> spose i could just wear swim goggles.
[22:17:21] <fyngyrz> you need to spend some time with the Bajau in SE Asia, mucking with your DNA
[22:17:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ^^ the above brilliantly illustrates the fundamental law that as little as three people cannot even agree on pizza toppings in a timely manner.
[22:17:46] <fyngyrz> indeed
[22:18:09] <fyngyrz> That's why it's good to Be The Boss. I order what I like. Everyone else gets to deal with it.
[22:18:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[22:18:46] <fyngyrz> My SO and I agree on pizza toppings, so I kind o lucked out there
[22:19:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> how long did it take you to come to a standard order though?
[22:19:20] <fyngyrz> okay, on that note, going out for... pizza :)
[22:19:26] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[22:19:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto
[22:39:28] <chromas> [🍕]++
[22:39:28] <Bender> karma - [🍕]: 2
[22:54:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~time x
[22:54:56] <exec> Sunday, 22 April 2018 @ 10:54 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
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[23:48:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Electronic Book Format Unveiled: WebBook - http://sylnt.us - documents-definitely-need-javascript
[23:53:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> TR on the phone to an old friend of ours: Buzzard's trying to break my soul with pizza
[23:54:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, i don't only troll online