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[01:25:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bathroom Hot-Air Hand Dryers Can Deposit Pathogens - http://sylnt.us - just-ick
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[02:46:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://petapixel.com
[02:46:05] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:46:30] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:46:31] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[02:51:07] <Bytram> Teckla: here's a workaround I've used: right-click on the story id number (about now it looks like: #672345 ) and open in a new tab. Moderate that comment, in that tab, and then close that tab.
[02:51:29] <chromas> You can also ctrl-click or middle-click a link to open in new tab
[02:51:47] <Bytram> So, you gt your moderation submitted, but also retain what ever expansions/reductions you had done.
[02:56:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GPUs Mine Astronomical Datasets for Golden Insight Nuggets - http://sylnt.us - data-scientists-are-now-gold-diggers
[04:35:50] <chromas> https://www.seattlepi.com
[04:35:51] <upstart> ^ 031 dead after jet blows an engine; woman nearly sucked out - seattlepi.com
[04:35:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FDA Launches Criminal Probe Into Unauthorized Herpes Vaccine Research - http://sylnt.us - who-needs-clinical-trials-anyway
[06:07:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX to Begin BFR Production at the Port of Los Angeles - http://sylnt.us - somebody's-compensating-for-something
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[07:36:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - From Insulator to Conductor in a Flash - http://sylnt.us - flashy-electronics
[09:06:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Meet the Woman Who Leads NightWatch, Google’s Internal Privacy Strike Force - http://sylnt.us - crypto-swat
[10:10:59] <Ellenor> https://youtu.be
[10:11:00] <upstart> ^ 03Relaxing instrumental house music for studying 2015 - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[10:14:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:14:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4064
[10:15:39] <Ellenor> flaxporridge++
[10:15:39] <Bender> karma - flaxporridge: 1
[10:18:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> food before lunch?!
[10:18:13] <Ellenor> yes.
[10:19:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> heresy!
[10:19:16] <Ellenor> not really
[10:19:18] <Ellenor> unless you IF
[10:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> there is only one nutrient necessary in the morning. caffeine.
[10:23:04] <Ellenor> caffeine isn't a nutrient, it's a psychoactive drug
[10:23:14] <Ellenor> and you do also need a shitton of fat in the morning
[10:23:23] <Ellenor> give the engine something to burn
[10:23:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've got plenty of that without eating anything.
[10:26:37] * TheMightyBuzzard needs some adminy-hacking tunes
[10:26:38] <Ellenor> then stop eating carbs
[10:26:40] <Ellenor> https://youtu.be
[10:26:41] <upstart> ^ 03Fat Head - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[10:26:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[10:26:49] <upstart> ^ 03The Misfits - Last Caress - YouTube
[10:27:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> TR did that like two weeks ago.
[10:28:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> acts all happy about it then calls me a terrible son of a bitch for planning biscuits and gravy for dinner for me and his kids tonight
[10:32:26] <Ellenor> lol
[10:33:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, deprivation crankiness is not a characteristic you want in someone with root on anything but their own desktop.
[10:33:46] <Ellenor> TheMightyBuzzard: yes.
[10:34:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta write an ebuild for hesiod this morning cause the maintainer hasn't touched it since 2013 and gentoo is about to drop it from the official repo for outstanding bugs.
[10:35:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... wonder if we ran a story if someone would pick up maintainership of it
[10:36:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:36:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:36:57] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 605
[10:37:13] <Ellenor> lolt
[10:37:23] <chromas> Wouldn't you just need to copy the existing ebuild?
[10:42:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, need to supply a local source+overlay and modify the ebuild to point to that as well as add a -1 to the version number.
[10:43:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> patches exist but aren't being merged
[10:47:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Famed NPR Newscaster Carl Kasell Dies at 84 - http://sylnt.us - a-golden-voice-goes-silent
[10:50:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> interesting. a lefty news guy gets a headline but a former first lady don't.
[10:51:28] <chromas> Who else died?
[10:52:32] <chromas> Oh. Well she's got too much privilege
[10:54:45] <chromas> Heh, even Wikipedia's updated her article already
[10:56:06] * chromas continues saying random things
[10:56:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> 4
[10:59:32] <Ellenor> "lefty news"
[10:59:35] <Ellenor> I should ignore you
[11:00:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't change the bias of NPR any more than not wanting to get shocked really bad will make a 5KV line into 24V.
[11:01:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll grant you it's a polite bias by comparison to most media outlets though.
[11:01:56] <Ellenor> "bias"
[11:03:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> primarily in the selection of topics covered and questions asked, but yes. it most certainly exists.
[11:04:21] <Ellenor> Metabolic syndrome: obesity without the weight
[11:04:35] <Ellenor> TheMightyBuzzard: gonna ignore the conspiratard now, thanks for revealing yourself
[11:04:44] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[11:06:04] <chromas> It's true. Of all the things you've said, TheMightyBuzzard, claiming NPR leans slightly left is by far the worst. I'm disgusted!
[11:06:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's a first for me. even most people on the left aren't willing to say there isn't a left bias in the media.
[11:06:45] * chromas sets ignore *
[11:06:47] <Ellenor> chromas: Don't exaggerate what I'm saying
[11:07:19] <chromas> I didn't have to :)
[11:07:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:07:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:07:33] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 606
[11:08:11] <Ellenor> It's true that NPR leans left, but the implications TMB is pushing there are fully false
[11:09:13] <chromas> Is he pushing implications, or are you pulling inferences?
[11:09:36] * chromas pats his back for that totally wise question of wisdom
[11:09:52] <Ellenor> eeh
[11:16:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't infer stuff. if i have something to say i just say it.
[11:37:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that was fun. it's not often nowadays that i get accused of subtlety.
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[12:19:04] * AndyTheAbsurd reads a screen worth of scrollback, shrugs, thinks "every news outlet has bias, some work harder than others to try to reduce it, others work hard to make sure that their listeners/viewers are also biased."
[12:19:44] * AndyTheAbsurd refuses to state which outlets he thinks falls on which side of that divide
[12:20:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. we're even biased. just schizophrenically so.
[12:26:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IRS Gives Taxpayers One-Day Extension After Payment Site Crashes - http://sylnt.us - something-something-death-and-taxes
[12:27:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> government grade software!
[12:30:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> hur hur hur. /.ed
[12:48:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.breitbart.com
[12:48:34] <upstart> ^ 03Stanford Professor: Dungeons and Dragons Perpetuates Systems of White, Male Privilege | Breitbart
[13:56:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Man Becomes the First Person to Receive a "Second Face Transplant" - http://sylnt.us - facing-reality
[14:53:13] <Bytram> whereto? http://go.theregister.com
[14:53:14] <upstart> ^ 03Cray snuggles up with AMD: Clustered super CS500 lets in EPYC chip • The Register ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
[15:34:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ${shrug}
[15:34:23] <fungus> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[15:34:42] <fyngyrz> thereyagoes
[15:36:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Facial Recognition Faces Class-Action Suit - http://sylnt.us - time-to-'face'-the-music
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[15:54:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> #g generate and install self-signed SSL certificate
[15:54:41] <MrPlow> https://devcenter.heroku.com - "Nov 15, 2017 ... Create a self-signed SSL certificate as a quick and inexpensive way to add SSL encryption to non-production applications or apps with limited distribution. ... installed installed. $ which openssl /usr/bin/openssl. If the which command does not return a path then you will need to install openssl yourself: ..."
[15:54:42] <upstart> ^ 03Creating a Self-Signed SSL Certificate | Heroku Dev Center
[15:55:31] <fyngyrz> {bsod}
[15:55:31] <fungus> 02,2.00,2 00,14Windows00,2 02,2.
[15:55:32] <fungus> 02,2.00,2 An error has occurred. To continue:
[15:55:32] <fungus> 02,2.00,2 Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer.02,2.
[15:59:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, nap later. food now.
[16:00:30] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes the windspeeds for tomorrow and considers pushing his luck
[16:00:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[16:00:33] <MrPlow> Today: Generally cloudy. High 74F. Winds WSW at 15 to 25 mph. Tomorrow: Except for a few afternoon clouds, mainly sunny. High 56F. Winds N at 10 to 20 mph.
[16:00:44] <fyngyrz> fud!
[16:01:06] <fyngyrz> #weather
[16:01:06] <MrPlow> No location found for fyngyrz
[16:01:08] <fyngyrz> hm
[16:01:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather-add 38343
[16:01:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[16:01:58] <fyngyrz> #weather-add 59230
[16:02:02] <fyngyrz> like that?
[16:02:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weatheradd 38343
[16:02:33] <MrPlow> Location for TheMightyBuzzard set to 38343
[16:02:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> there, no dash
[16:02:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[16:02:59] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk, join, part, tell, klingon, g, sammich, sammichadd, say, pissoff, dieinafire, quit, nelson
[16:03:11] <fyngyrz> #weatheradd 59230
[16:03:11] <MrPlow> Location for fyngyrz set to 59230
[16:03:13] <fyngyrz> ah
[16:03:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> should have done that instead of looking at the source, heh
[16:03:21] <fyngyrz> #weather
[16:03:21] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High near 55F. Winds NNW at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Partly to mostly cloudy. High 58F. Winds ESE at 15 to 25 mph.
[16:03:31] <fyngyrz> yep. that's us
[16:03:33] <fyngyrz> nice
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[16:03:53] <SoyCow8317> #submit http://www.cbc.ca
[16:03:54] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[16:04:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:04:33] <upstart> ^ 03Teenager Charged For Nova Scotia Freedom of Information Web Portal Breach
[16:05:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> saw that earlier if you want to switch urls
[16:05:48] <SoyCow8317> thanks. Will do
[16:06:12] <SoyCow8317> #submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:06:12] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[16:06:24] <SoyCow8317> gacck
[16:06:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell, MrPlow?
[16:06:46] <SoyCow8317> #smake MrPlow
[16:06:46] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with a limp carrot
[16:07:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:07:25] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[16:07:40] SoyCow8317 is now known as fnord666_
[16:08:27] <fnord666_> morning TMB!
[16:08:38] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[16:08:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday fnord666_
[16:08:47] * exec genuinely hangs a trigger warning sign about a buzz saw of puns on fnord666_
[16:08:58] <fnord666_> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[16:09:00] * exec proverbially rubs a rar archive of pears on TheMightyBuzzard
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[16:09:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell?
[16:09:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[16:09:17] <MrPlow_> Off I shall piss...
[16:09:17] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[16:09:28] <fnord666_> lol
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[16:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:10:27] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[16:10:36] * TheMightyBuzzard growls
[16:12:06] <fnord666_> #submit https://www.dslreports.com
[16:12:07] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:12:32] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:12:33] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[16:12:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:12:35] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[16:12:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow, i hate you so much
[16:13:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.rt.com
[16:13:19] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:13:34] <fnord666_> :)
[16:13:44] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:13:45] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[16:14:00] <fnord666_> here's a 'no shit sherlock' story
[16:14:05] <fnord666_> #submit https://www.theguardian.com
[16:14:05] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:14:30] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:14:31] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[16:15:38] <fnord666_> I don't suppose Mr. Plow's code is available somewheres?
[16:16:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://github.com
[16:16:23] <upstart> ^ 03GitHub - TheMightyBuzzard/RustBot: The third iteration of MrPlow on irc.SoylentNews.org, written in Rust. Version one was perl and took up too much ram. Version two was C and corrupted too much ram.
[16:16:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.rt.com
[16:16:43] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:17:08] <Ellenor> cunterbucket
[16:17:08] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:17:09] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[16:17:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> that there is something unexpected and welcome from congress
[16:17:35] <fnord666_> cool. thanks.
[16:18:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> feel free to fork and improve him. any work i don't have to do is work more likely to get done.
[16:19:25] <fnord666_> love the comment re the second iteration and C
[16:19:52] <fyngyrz> so where is titleres?
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[16:20:12] <Ellenor> kphhkh
[16:20:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> fyngyrz, in a file at the moment. lemme get em linkable real quick
[16:21:22] <fyngyrz> seems like: /home/bob/etc/snbot/titleres.txt
[16:21:43] <fyngyrz> at a cursory glance, the problem might lie there
[16:22:20] <fyngyrz> not that I actually want to try and de-obtusify a regex
[16:22:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell? hang on...
[16:23:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reloadregexes
[16:23:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:23:20] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[16:23:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://sylnt.us
[16:23:36] <upstart> ^ 03)(.*?)(?is:
[16:24:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're not complex regexes
[16:24:19] <fyngyrz> I'm a lot better at building them than taking them apart
[16:24:29] <fyngyrz> And I try not to use them anyway,
[16:24:34] <fyngyrz> because of that
[16:24:44] <fyngyrz> but I am looking
[16:25:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reloadregexes
[16:25:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:25:27] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[16:25:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[16:25:31] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[16:25:35] <fyngyrz> lol
[16:25:49] <Ellenor> powered by fuck you
[16:25:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> no feedback on the reload so not sure if it did
[16:25:51] <fyngyrz> ya might throw some debugging in there
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[16:26:06] <fyngyrz> "regex loaded", etc.
[16:26:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:26:13] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[16:26:25] * TheMightyBuzzard gives MrPlow the finger
[16:26:57] <fungus> fyngyrz-> 07claps for TheMightyBuzzard
[16:29:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> it should match. must be something wrong with my curl lib.
[16:30:16] <fyngyrz> it (the regex) looks ok to me, but I'm probably the last one to say I'm sure
[16:30:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reloadregexes
[16:30:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:30:34] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[16:30:39] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[16:30:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~submit http://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:30:52] <fyngyrz> I do so prefer stepwise nested finds and the like for their clarity
[16:31:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, that's interesting
[16:31:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec borks on it too
[16:31:17] <fyngyrz> lazy, perhaps, but it works for me. :)
[16:31:24] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[16:31:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, no. he got it.
[16:32:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not digging into him and debugging right now though. that delayed nap is getting more insistent by the minute.
[16:32:53] <fyngyrz> bless your sleepy self with a fine, fine bowl of pasta
[16:33:11] <fnord666_> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[16:33:13] * exec abnormally bitchslaps a potion of soylent with TheMightyBuzzard
[16:33:20] <fyngyrz> because carboshock is a primo way to knock oneself out
[16:33:27] <fnord666_> enjoy your nap!
[16:33:37] <fnord666_> it sounds like a good idea actually
[16:33:49] <fyngyrz> tried and true, at least for my metabolism
[16:34:02] <Ellenor> yeek
[16:34:17] <Ellenor> fyngyrz: carboshock is a primo way to die
[16:34:40] <fungus> fyngyrz-> 🍝->lossOfConsciousness
[16:35:04] <Ellenor> uh oh
[16:35:26] <fyngyrz> eating pasta in a nitrogen-filled box. :)
[16:35:56] <Ellenor> die
[16:36:02] <fyngyrz> happy
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[17:07:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Music Intensifies Effects Of Anti-Hypertensive Medication - http://sylnt.us - do-re-mi-fa-sol-la-si
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[17:43:41] <SoyCow8317> #submit https://www.upguard.com
[17:43:42] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:44:07] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:44:08] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[18:17:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[18:17:20] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[18:18:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~submit http://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[18:18:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[18:18:15] <chromas> hah
[18:18:16] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[18:18:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> thankfully, i can smack down errant subs in the queue
[18:18:42] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[18:18:43] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[18:18:43] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[18:18:49] <chromas> Or merge them
[18:19:01] <chromas> To get all those tasty karmas
[18:19:10] * TheMightyBuzzard waits
[18:19:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, sub showed up but he didn't say anything
[18:19:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, yeah he did
[18:20:08] <cmn32480> subs shoudlbn't say anythign until spoken to... and then they shoudl address you as sir
[18:22:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab cmn32480
[18:22:02] <Bender> Added quote 865
[18:22:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> worth saving
[18:22:22] <cmn32480> what little I can do to bring a smile to your face
[18:24:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid code. distracted me from taking a nap. now i shall foil its plans and go have a smoke
[18:24:51] <cmn32480> lol
[18:36:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Meteorite Diamonds Point to Destruction of an Early Solar System Proto-Planet - http://sylnt.us - diamonds-are-forever
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[20:01:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[20:01:22] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk, join, part, tell, klingon, g, sammich, sammichadd, say, pissoff, dieinafire, quit, nelson
[20:01:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammichadd bologna and thumbtacks
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[20:10:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammichadd bacon, lettuce, and ptomaine
[20:10:07] <MrPlow> "bacon, lettuce, and ptomaine" added.
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[20:17:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Barbara Bush Remembered by Politicians and Lawmakers Around the World - http://sylnt.us - respect
[20:19:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas better
[20:27:20] <chromas> We should start an obit nexus
[20:29:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno. we've started getting a lot more political stories since the politics nexus. if we make an obits nexus and not enough interesting people die we'll have to get people to fix that.
[20:29:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe a political obits nexus?
[20:29:46] <fyngyrz> you mean, like assassins?
[20:29:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[20:29:56] <fyngyrz> "people to fix that"
[20:30:04] <fyngyrz> hmmm
[20:30:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe a political obits nexus? and every time you read one you take a shot?
[20:31:08] <fyngyrz> to the jaw?
[20:31:14] <fyngyrz> or the face?
[20:31:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> of whiskey or .50 cal. dealer's choice.
[20:32:04] <fyngyrz> oh, drugs
[20:32:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, you don't have to drug them. you can leave them where they fall.
[20:33:39] <fyngyrz> it's gonna be a bit spread out, and may not classify properly as a "fall" if you use a .50 cal
[20:34:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://hackaday.com That's damned nifty.
[20:34:20] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[20:34:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> true, a contractor's bag might need to be involved to drug them anywhere
[20:34:45] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[20:34:46] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[20:39:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i may not have time for a nap anymore but i'm sick of looking at a computer screen.
[20:39:10] * TheMightyBuzzard gets himself some yonder
[20:39:34] <fyngyrz> I liked the suggestion the other day that people would be easier to deal with if one simply put them through a blender first.
[20:39:59] <fyngyrz> It seems so simple and straightforward.
[20:40:27] <fyngyrz> and, you know, I *have* a blender
[20:44:35] <fyngyrz> okay, "we" have a blender. Deb has reminded me that she too would like to tone some folks down a wee bit
[20:45:47] <chromas> Fun for the whole family!
[20:46:29] <fyngyrz> yes, to my shame, I was being selfish
[20:46:55] <fyngyrz> #smake fyngyrz
[20:46:55] * MrPlow smakes fyngyrz upside the head with a summer sausage
[20:48:27] <chromas> In Russia, meat beat you!
[20:48:52] <fyngyrz> {smake fyngyrz}
[20:48:52] <fungus> #smake fyngyrz
[20:48:52] * MrPlow smakes fyngyrz upside the head with tl;dr
[20:48:58] <fyngyrz> :)
[20:49:19] <fyngyrz> that's the really quick way to write a function
[20:50:23] <fyngyrz> I meat my wife in Russia, you clod insensitive!
[20:50:42] <fyngyrz> oh, wait - I not marinated yet
[20:51:02] <chromas> I knew it! We have a spy among us. Sound the alarm!
[20:51:18] <fyngyrz> I anyone kiel bassa who touches here anywho
[20:51:49] <fyngyrz> I am no spy, I am loyal Georgian Trump voter
[20:51:52] <chromas> #yt tenacious d kielbasa
[20:51:52] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[20:51:53] <upstart> ^ 03Tenacious D - Kielbasa - YouTube
[20:52:13] <fyngyrz> oh, no, none of that Country+RAP == CRAP
[20:52:42] <chromas> rap?
[20:53:46] <fyngyrz> has rap name, must be rap, comrade
[20:54:09] <chromas> No way, they made the greatest and best song in the world
[20:54:11] <chromas> ...tribute
[20:54:19] <fyngyrz> um... no.
[20:55:06] <fyngyrz> Best song in world is by Joe Satriani. Has no words. Which is big part of what makes it best.
[20:55:08] <chromas> You can't know that if you haven't heard any of it
[20:55:31] <fyngyrz> already heard best song, so am ure. But hey, you point me at it, I will lend at least a few seconds of ear
[20:56:45] <chromas> You'd have to listen to every song ever made
[20:56:54] * Deucalion is recovering from system shock.... 12degC, windy and miserable yesterday..... 28degC clear sun all day today same location..... typical UK spring... probably snow tomorrow :D
[20:56:55] <chromas> #yt tenacious d tribute
[20:56:55] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[20:56:55] <fyngyrz> is youtubing Tribute / Tenacious D
[20:56:56] <upstart> ^ 03Tenacious D - Tribute (Video) - YouTube
[20:57:07] <Deucalion> https://www.youtube.com
[20:57:08] <upstart> ^ 03Judas Priest - Screaming for Vengeance - YouTube
[20:57:28] * Deucalion is reliving past memories
[20:57:28] <fyngyrz> okay done
[20:57:44] <fyngyrz> 38 seconds was enough
[20:57:53] <Deucalion> Everything OK with you fyngyrz ?
[20:57:57] * chromas blames global warming and the Russians
[20:58:24] <fyngyrz> mostly, yep, thanks
[20:58:39] <fyngyrz> usual bumps in life's-road™
[20:58:55] <fyngyrz> "sliding down the razor blade of life"
[20:59:36] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[20:59:36] <fungus> Some drink from the fountain of knowledge.
[20:59:37] <fungus> Others gragle and spit.
[20:59:43] <fyngyrz> ha typo
[20:59:54] <fyngyrz> fixed
[20:59:56] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[20:59:56] <fungus> I miss the good old days when everyone wasn't an overly sensitive pussy.
[20:59:59] <chromas> fungus should be an editor
[21:00:20] <fyngyrz> I am a pro typoist
[21:00:25] <Deucalion> I hear the orange one is making plans to meet with the NK smug one... if it keeps the two of them from from flinging infantile online threats, that seems sane. Although it will mean two doomsday buttons in the same room with two manchildren at the same time....
[21:00:43] <fyngyrz> and plus, it won't mean that
[21:00:57] <fyngyrz> I mean, keep them from flingning online threats
[21:01:01] <chromas> Infantile online threats add diversity to twitter though
[21:01:25] <fyngyrz> might add diversity to the radiation levels in my yard, and I'm really not into that
[21:01:26] <chromas> diversity is strength, komrade
[21:01:40] <fyngyrz> thank you, Yuri.
[21:02:02] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:02:02] <fungus> When you wear a baseball cap backwards, perhaps you enjoy imagining you're honoring baseball.
[21:02:02] <fungus> I enjoy knowing you're getting sunburn on your forehead.
[21:02:37] <chromas> At least he's not becoming a redneck though
[21:02:48] * chromas puts cap on backward, uses hand to block sun from eyes
[21:02:58] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:02:58] <fungus> If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
[21:03:33] <Deucalion> It's an awfully big meedja diversion though.... keep eyes peeled for the real agenda sneaking through around the back :F
[21:04:49] <fyngyrz> Trump doesn't have an agenda. He has verbal diarrhea with occasional intervals of alternating paranoia with jingoism.
[21:05:06] <fyngyrz> That's only on his good days, of course
[21:06:03] <Deucalion> fungus, because there is no true ignorance anymore. Rather than ignorant people we now have a populous continually primed with falsehoods, half truths and aspirations they never had any hope of achieving. Still... as long as everyone is in debt the wheels keep turning.... well, until they don't of course... then bad shit happens :D
[21:07:04] <fyngyrz> right on
[21:07:22] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:07:22] <fungus> Hypocrisy is the vaseline of political intercourse.
[21:08:10] <Deucalion> And due to being primed with unachievable aspirations, ever fucker is miserable as sin or believes they "failed". It's a powder keg of disappointment.
[21:09:17] <Deucalion> I don;t think I'd get far in a political career :D
[21:09:36] <fyngyrz> It's a powder keg of disappointment drenched in the fuse-dampening waters of television-addicted couch-potatoism.
[21:10:54] <fyngyrz> Not to mention several generations of fierce Internet-warriors, well armed with virtual torches, pitchforks, and swollen heads
[21:14:12] <fyngyrz> Threw all that, more or less, in the darks. :)
[21:15:04] <fyngyrz> lessee if I can coax it out
[21:15:08] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:08] <fungus> Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
[21:15:09] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:09] <fungus> I may be apathetic, but I don't care.
[21:15:10] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:11] <fungus> Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
[21:15:12] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:12] <fungus> Some drink from the fountain of knowledge.
[21:15:13] <fungus> Others gargle and spit.
[21:15:14] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:14] <fungus> Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
[21:15:15] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:16] <fungus> When you wear a baseball cap backwards, perhaps you enjoy imagining you're honoring baseball.
[21:15:16] <fungus> I enjoy knowing you're getting sunburn on your forehead.
[21:15:18] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:18] <fungus> Say it with flowers: send a Triffid.
[21:15:19] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:19] <fungus> When you wear a baseball cap backwards, perhaps you enjoy imagining you're honoring baseball.
[21:15:20] <fungus> I enjoy knowing you're getting sunburn on your forehead.
[21:15:21] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:22] <fungus> Say it with flowers: send a Triffid.
[21:15:24] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:24] <fungus> I miss the good old days when everyone wasn't an overly sensitive pussy.
[21:15:26] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:26] <fungus> Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
[21:15:28] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:28] <fungus> I may be apathetic, but I don't care.
[21:15:30] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:31] <fungus> Hypocrisy is the vaseline of political intercourse.
[21:15:31] <Deucalion> Ahhh... the oh so scary online army of thinkalikes.... all getting uppity about something together online and believing they make a difference to anything. That's fine, at least they are coralled in theuie echo chambers of ineffectual shared rage.
[21:15:34] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:34] <fungus> Say it with flowers: send a Triffid.
[21:15:39] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:39] <fungus> Hypocrisy is the vaseline of political intercourse.
[21:15:41] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:42] <fungus> I miss the good old days when everyone wasn't an overly sensitive pussy.
[21:15:43] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:44] <fungus> ----------------------------------------
[21:15:44] <fungus> Society is a powder keg of unrealizable
[21:15:45] <fungus> dreams, drenched in the fuse-dampening
[21:15:45] <fungus> waters of television-addicted
[21:15:46] <fungus> couch-potatoism, served by Internet
[21:15:46] <fungus> warriors well-armed with virtual
[21:15:47] <fungus> torches, pitchforks, and vicious memes.
[21:15:55] <fyngyrz> there 'tis
[21:16:41] <Deucalion> wth is {darks} fyngryrz?
[21:17:11] <fyngyrz> bot macro
[21:17:22] <fyngyrz> fungus bot
[21:17:40] <fyngyrz> Wrote it last week or so
[21:17:56] <fyngyrz> leverages my macro language
[21:18:09] <fyngyrz> mental masturbation
[21:18:26] <fyngyrz> You can invoke it with $
[21:18:32] <fyngyrz> so:
[21:18:35] <fyngyrz> $help
[21:18:35] <fungus> Ask for help this way: ${help}
[21:18:37] * Deucalion twitches involuntarily..... bot testing in #Soylent.... careful now, the IRC Admin got awoken from winter hibernation.....
[21:18:56] <fyngyrz> oh no, testing in #test. USING in Soylent. :)
[21:20:06] <Deucalion> Then #test away to priv msg your bot so you don't spam up in here with {darks} every other line
[21:20:08] <fyngyrz> testing's basically done, unless I get a new idea. But I add stuff like new chunks to darks, etc.
[21:20:24] <fyngyrz> same as TheMightyBuzzard adding sammiches, etc.
[21:21:14] <fyngyrz> hm. Was carrying on with you, as you brought in all that about darkness in society. But hey, whatever.
[21:21:27] <fyngyrz> I will certainly refrain.
[21:21:50] <Deucalion> Sun went down, I'm grumpy again.... don't mind me I wasn't being entirely serious :D
[21:24:12] <Deucalion> {darks}
[21:24:23] <Deucalion> teehee..... katers
[21:25:23] <chromas> Needs a $ unless you set a per-user flag
[21:25:42] <chromas> ${lights}
[21:25:42] <fungus> ? Unknown Style "lights" ?
[21:36:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's TESS Mission Set to Launch on Wednesday, April 18 - http://sylnt.us - guarding-tess
[21:37:26] <chromas> Must be an update
[21:37:34] * chromas thought that was days ago
[21:39:45] * fyngyrz runs off, RealLife™ calls
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[22:43:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromass
[22:43:18] * MrPlow smakes chromass upside the head with a sticker
[22:44:09] <chromas> Woohoo++ # sticker slap!
[22:44:09] <Bender> karma - woohoo: 17
[22:44:58] * TheMightyBuzzard waits impatiently for the parmesan chicken to get ready
[22:45:17] * chromas steals tmb's chicken
[22:45:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich chromas
[22:45:48] * MrPlow sneaks up behind chromas and cuts their throat
[22:45:48] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced chromas's corpse sammiches for everyone in #soylent
[22:46:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> fixed #sammich-add
[22:47:07] <chromas> #sammichadd chicken parmesan
[22:47:07] <MrPlow> "chicken parmesan" added.
[22:47:38] <chromas> It's foodier if the descriptors come after the meat
[22:48:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas backwards. this ain't that stuff. this takes two freakin pounds of butter to make.
[22:48:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> and an entire bigass jar of cheese
[22:48:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[22:48:44] <upstart> ^ 03Harry Belafonte - Jump In The Line - YouTube
[22:49:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's mouthgasmic
[22:56:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AMD Blasts Nvidia Over GeForce Partner Program, G-Sync - http://sylnt.us - squabbles