#soylent | Logs for 2018-04-18
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[22:56:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AMD Blasts Nvidia Over GeForce Partner Program, G-Sync - http://sylnt.us - squabbles
[22:49:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's mouthgasmic
[22:48:44] <upstart> ^ 03Harry Belafonte - Jump In The Line - YouTube
[22:48:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[22:48:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> and an entire bigass jar of cheese
[22:48:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas backwards. this ain't that stuff. this takes two freakin pounds of butter to make.
[22:47:38] <chromas> It's foodier if the descriptors come after the meat
[22:47:07] <MrPlow> "chicken parmesan" added.
[22:47:07] <chromas> #sammichadd chicken parmesan
[22:46:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> fixed #sammich-add
[22:45:48] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced chromas's corpse sammiches for everyone in #soylent
[22:45:48] * MrPlow sneaks up behind chromas and cuts their throat
[22:45:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich chromas
[22:45:17] * chromas steals tmb's chicken
[22:44:58] * TheMightyBuzzard waits impatiently for the parmesan chicken to get ready
[22:44:09] <Bender> karma - woohoo: 17
[22:44:09] <chromas> Woohoo++ # sticker slap!
[22:43:18] * MrPlow smakes chromass upside the head with a sticker
[22:43:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromass
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[21:39:45] * fyngyrz runs off, RealLife™ calls
[21:37:34] * chromas thought that was days ago
[21:37:26] <chromas> Must be an update
[21:36:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's TESS Mission Set to Launch on Wednesday, April 18 - http://sylnt.us - guarding-tess
[21:25:42] <fungus> ? Unknown Style "lights" ?
[21:25:42] <chromas> ${lights}
[21:25:23] <chromas> Needs a $ unless you set a per-user flag
[21:24:23] <Deucalion> teehee..... katers
[21:24:12] <Deucalion> {darks}
[21:21:50] <Deucalion> Sun went down, I'm grumpy again.... don't mind me I wasn't being entirely serious :D
[21:21:27] <fyngyrz> I will certainly refrain.
[21:21:14] <fyngyrz> hm. Was carrying on with you, as you brought in all that about darkness in society. But hey, whatever.
[21:20:24] <fyngyrz> same as TheMightyBuzzard adding sammiches, etc.
[21:20:08] <fyngyrz> testing's basically done, unless I get a new idea. But I add stuff like new chunks to darks, etc.
[21:20:06] <Deucalion> Then #test away to priv msg your bot so you don't spam up in here with {darks} every other line
[21:18:56] <fyngyrz> oh no, testing in #test. USING in Soylent. :)
[21:18:37] * Deucalion twitches involuntarily..... bot testing in #Soylent.... careful now, the IRC Admin got awoken from winter hibernation.....
[21:18:35] <fungus> Ask for help this way: ${help}
[21:18:35] <fyngyrz> $help
[21:18:32] <fyngyrz> so:
[21:18:26] <fyngyrz> You can invoke it with $
[21:18:09] <fyngyrz> mental masturbation
[21:17:56] <fyngyrz> leverages my macro language
[21:17:40] <fyngyrz> Wrote it last week or so
[21:17:22] <fyngyrz> fungus bot
[21:17:11] <fyngyrz> bot macro
[21:16:41] <Deucalion> wth is {darks} fyngryrz?
[21:15:55] <fyngyrz> there 'tis
[21:15:47] <fungus> torches, pitchforks, and vicious memes.
[21:15:46] <fungus> warriors well-armed with virtual
[21:15:46] <fungus> couch-potatoism, served by Internet
[21:15:45] <fungus> waters of television-addicted
[21:15:45] <fungus> dreams, drenched in the fuse-dampening
[21:15:44] <fungus> Society is a powder keg of unrealizable
[21:15:44] <fungus> ----------------------------------------
[21:15:43] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:42] <fungus> I miss the good old days when everyone wasn't an overly sensitive pussy.
[21:15:41] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:39] <fungus> Hypocrisy is the vaseline of political intercourse.
[21:15:39] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:34] <fungus> Say it with flowers: send a Triffid.
[21:15:34] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:31] <Deucalion> Ahhh... the oh so scary online army of thinkalikes.... all getting uppity about something together online and believing they make a difference to anything. That's fine, at least they are coralled in theuie echo chambers of ineffectual shared rage.
[21:15:31] <fungus> Hypocrisy is the vaseline of political intercourse.
[21:15:30] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:28] <fungus> I may be apathetic, but I don't care.
[21:15:28] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:26] <fungus> Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
[21:15:26] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:24] <fungus> I miss the good old days when everyone wasn't an overly sensitive pussy.
[21:15:24] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:22] <fungus> Say it with flowers: send a Triffid.
[21:15:21] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:20] <fungus> I enjoy knowing you're getting sunburn on your forehead.
[21:15:19] <fungus> When you wear a baseball cap backwards, perhaps you enjoy imagining you're honoring baseball.
[21:15:19] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:18] <fungus> Say it with flowers: send a Triffid.
[21:15:18] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:16] <fungus> I enjoy knowing you're getting sunburn on your forehead.
[21:15:16] <fungus> When you wear a baseball cap backwards, perhaps you enjoy imagining you're honoring baseball.
[21:15:15] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:14] <fungus> Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
[21:15:14] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:13] <fungus> Others gargle and spit.
[21:15:12] <fungus> Some drink from the fountain of knowledge.
[21:15:12] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:11] <fungus> Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
[21:15:10] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:09] <fungus> I may be apathetic, but I don't care.
[21:15:09] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:08] <fungus> Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
[21:15:08] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:15:04] <fyngyrz> lessee if I can coax it out
[21:14:12] <fyngyrz> Threw all that, more or less, in the darks. :)
[21:10:54] <fyngyrz> Not to mention several generations of fierce Internet-warriors, well armed with virtual torches, pitchforks, and swollen heads
[21:09:36] <fyngyrz> It's a powder keg of disappointment drenched in the fuse-dampening waters of television-addicted couch-potatoism.
[21:09:17] <Deucalion> I don;t think I'd get far in a political career :D
[21:08:10] <Deucalion> And due to being primed with unachievable aspirations, ever fucker is miserable as sin or believes they "failed". It's a powder keg of disappointment.
[21:07:22] <fungus> Hypocrisy is the vaseline of political intercourse.
[21:07:22] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:07:04] <fyngyrz> right on
[21:06:03] <Deucalion> fungus, because there is no true ignorance anymore. Rather than ignorant people we now have a populous continually primed with falsehoods, half truths and aspirations they never had any hope of achieving. Still... as long as everyone is in debt the wheels keep turning.... well, until they don't of course... then bad shit happens :D
[21:05:06] <fyngyrz> That's only on his good days, of course
[21:04:49] <fyngyrz> Trump doesn't have an agenda. He has verbal diarrhea with occasional intervals of alternating paranoia with jingoism.
[21:03:33] <Deucalion> It's an awfully big meedja diversion though.... keep eyes peeled for the real agenda sneaking through around the back :F
[21:02:58] <fungus> If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
[21:02:58] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:02:48] * chromas puts cap on backward, uses hand to block sun from eyes
[21:02:37] <chromas> At least he's not becoming a redneck though
[21:02:02] <fungus> I enjoy knowing you're getting sunburn on your forehead.
[21:02:02] <fungus> When you wear a baseball cap backwards, perhaps you enjoy imagining you're honoring baseball.
[21:02:02] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[21:01:40] <fyngyrz> thank you, Yuri.
[21:01:26] <chromas> diversity is strength, komrade
[21:01:25] <fyngyrz> might add diversity to the radiation levels in my yard, and I'm really not into that
[21:01:01] <chromas> Infantile online threats add diversity to twitter though
[21:00:57] <fyngyrz> I mean, keep them from flingning online threats
[21:00:43] <fyngyrz> and plus, it won't mean that
[21:00:25] <Deucalion> I hear the orange one is making plans to meet with the NK smug one... if it keeps the two of them from from flinging infantile online threats, that seems sane. Although it will mean two doomsday buttons in the same room with two manchildren at the same time....
[21:00:20] <fyngyrz> I am a pro typoist
[20:59:59] <chromas> fungus should be an editor
[20:59:56] <fungus> I miss the good old days when everyone wasn't an overly sensitive pussy.
[20:59:56] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[20:59:54] <fyngyrz> fixed
[20:59:43] <fyngyrz> ha typo
[20:59:37] <fungus> Others gragle and spit.
[20:59:36] <fungus> Some drink from the fountain of knowledge.
[20:59:36] <fyngyrz> {darks}
[20:58:55] <fyngyrz> "sliding down the razor blade of life"
[20:58:39] <fyngyrz> usual bumps in life's-road™
[20:58:24] <fyngyrz> mostly, yep, thanks
[20:57:57] * chromas blames global warming and the Russians
[20:57:53] <Deucalion> Everything OK with you fyngyrz ?
[20:57:44] <fyngyrz> 38 seconds was enough
[20:57:28] <fyngyrz> okay done
[20:57:28] * Deucalion is reliving past memories
[20:57:08] <upstart> ^ 03Judas Priest - Screaming for Vengeance - YouTube
[20:57:07] <Deucalion> https://www.youtube.com
[20:56:56] <upstart> ^ 03Tenacious D - Tribute (Video) - YouTube
[20:56:55] <fyngyrz> is youtubing Tribute / Tenacious D
[20:56:55] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[20:56:55] <chromas> #yt tenacious d tribute
[20:56:54] * Deucalion is recovering from system shock.... 12degC, windy and miserable yesterday..... 28degC clear sun all day today same location..... typical UK spring... probably snow tomorrow :D
[20:56:45] <chromas> You'd have to listen to every song ever made
[20:55:31] <fyngyrz> already heard best song, so am ure. But hey, you point me at it, I will lend at least a few seconds of ear
[20:55:08] <chromas> You can't know that if you haven't heard any of it
[20:55:06] <fyngyrz> Best song in world is by Joe Satriani. Has no words. Which is big part of what makes it best.
[20:54:19] <fyngyrz> um... no.
[20:54:11] <chromas> ...tribute
[20:54:09] <chromas> No way, they made the greatest and best song in the world
[20:53:46] <fyngyrz> has rap name, must be rap, comrade
[20:52:42] <chromas> rap?
[20:52:13] <fyngyrz> oh, no, none of that Country+RAP == CRAP
[20:51:53] <upstart> ^ 03Tenacious D - Kielbasa - YouTube
[20:51:52] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[20:51:52] <chromas> #yt tenacious d kielbasa
[20:51:49] <fyngyrz> I am no spy, I am loyal Georgian Trump voter
[20:51:18] <fyngyrz> I anyone kiel bassa who touches here anywho
[20:51:02] <chromas> I knew it! We have a spy among us. Sound the alarm!
[20:50:42] <fyngyrz> oh, wait - I not marinated yet
[20:50:23] <fyngyrz> I meat my wife in Russia, you clod insensitive!
[20:49:19] <fyngyrz> that's the really quick way to write a function
[20:48:58] <fyngyrz> :)
[20:48:52] * MrPlow smakes fyngyrz upside the head with tl;dr
[20:48:52] <fungus> #smake fyngyrz
[20:48:52] <fyngyrz> {smake fyngyrz}
[20:48:27] <chromas> In Russia, meat beat you!
[20:46:55] * MrPlow smakes fyngyrz upside the head with a summer sausage
[20:46:55] <fyngyrz> #smake fyngyrz
[20:46:29] <fyngyrz> yes, to my shame, I was being selfish
[20:45:47] <chromas> Fun for the whole family!
[20:44:35] <fyngyrz> okay, "we" have a blender. Deb has reminded me that she too would like to tone some folks down a wee bit
[20:40:27] <fyngyrz> and, you know, I *have* a blender
[20:39:59] <fyngyrz> It seems so simple and straightforward.
[20:39:34] <fyngyrz> I liked the suggestion the other day that people would be easier to deal with if one simply put them through a blender first.
[20:39:10] * TheMightyBuzzard gets himself some yonder
[20:39:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i may not have time for a nap anymore but i'm sick of looking at a computer screen.
[20:34:46] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[20:34:45] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[20:34:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> true, a contractor's bag might need to be involved to drug them anywhere
[20:34:20] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[20:34:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://hackaday.com That's damned nifty.
[20:33:39] <fyngyrz> it's gonna be a bit spread out, and may not classify properly as a "fall" if you use a .50 cal
[20:32:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, you don't have to drug them. you can leave them where they fall.
[20:32:04] <fyngyrz> oh, drugs
[20:31:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> of whiskey or .50 cal. dealer's choice.
[20:31:14] <fyngyrz> or the face?
[20:31:08] <fyngyrz> to the jaw?
[20:30:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe a political obits nexus? and every time you read one you take a shot?
[20:30:04] <fyngyrz> hmmm
[20:29:56] <fyngyrz> "people to fix that"
[20:29:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[20:29:46] <fyngyrz> you mean, like assassins?
[20:29:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe a political obits nexus?
[20:29:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno. we've started getting a lot more political stories since the politics nexus. if we make an obits nexus and not enough interesting people die we'll have to get people to fix that.
[20:27:20] <chromas> We should start an obit nexus
[20:19:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas better
[20:17:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Barbara Bush Remembered by Politicians and Lawmakers Around the World - http://sylnt.us - respect
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[20:10:07] <MrPlow> "bacon, lettuce, and ptomaine" added.
[20:10:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammichadd bacon, lettuce, and ptomaine
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[20:01:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammichadd bologna and thumbtacks
[20:01:22] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk, join, part, tell, klingon, g, sammich, sammichadd, say, pissoff, dieinafire, quit, nelson
[20:01:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
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[18:36:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Meteorite Diamonds Point to Destruction of an Early Solar System Proto-Planet - http://sylnt.us - diamonds-are-forever
[18:24:51] <cmn32480> lol
[18:24:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid code. distracted me from taking a nap. now i shall foil its plans and go have a smoke
[18:22:22] <cmn32480> what little I can do to bring a smile to your face
[18:22:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> worth saving
[18:22:02] <Bender> Added quote 865
[18:22:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab cmn32480
[18:20:08] <cmn32480> subs shoudlbn't say anythign until spoken to... and then they shoudl address you as sir
[18:19:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, yeah he did
[18:19:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, sub showed up but he didn't say anything
[18:19:10] * TheMightyBuzzard waits
[18:19:01] <chromas> To get all those tasty karmas
[18:18:49] <chromas> Or merge them
[18:18:43] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[18:18:43] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[18:18:42] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[18:18:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> thankfully, i can smack down errant subs in the queue
[18:18:16] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[18:18:15] <chromas> hah
[18:18:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[18:18:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~submit http://www.bleepingcomputer.com
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[18:17:20] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[18:17:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
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[17:44:08] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[17:44:07] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:43:42] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:43:41] <SoyCow8317> #submit https://www.upguard.com
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[17:07:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Music Intensifies Effects Of Anti-Hypertensive Medication - http://sylnt.us - do-re-mi-fa-sol-la-si
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[16:36:02] <fyngyrz> happy
[16:35:56] <Ellenor> die
[16:35:26] <fyngyrz> eating pasta in a nitrogen-filled box. :)
[16:35:04] <Ellenor> uh oh
[16:34:40] <fungus> fyngyrz-> 🍝->lossOfConsciousness
[16:34:17] <Ellenor> fyngyrz: carboshock is a primo way to die
[16:34:02] <Ellenor> yeek
[16:33:49] <fyngyrz> tried and true, at least for my metabolism
[16:33:37] <fnord666_> it sounds like a good idea actually
[16:33:27] <fnord666_> enjoy your nap!
[16:33:20] <fyngyrz> because carboshock is a primo way to knock oneself out
[16:33:13] * exec abnormally bitchslaps a potion of soylent with TheMightyBuzzard
[16:33:11] <fnord666_> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[16:32:53] <fyngyrz> bless your sleepy self with a fine, fine bowl of pasta
[16:32:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not digging into him and debugging right now though. that delayed nap is getting more insistent by the minute.
[16:31:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, no. he got it.
[16:31:24] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[16:31:17] <fyngyrz> lazy, perhaps, but it works for me. :)
[16:31:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec borks on it too
[16:31:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, that's interesting
[16:30:52] <fyngyrz> I do so prefer stepwise nested finds and the like for their clarity
[16:30:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~submit http://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:30:39] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[16:30:34] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[16:30:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:30:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reloadregexes
[16:30:16] <fyngyrz> it (the regex) looks ok to me, but I'm probably the last one to say I'm sure
[16:29:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> it should match. must be something wrong with my curl lib.
[16:26:57] <fungus> fyngyrz-> 07claps for TheMightyBuzzard
[16:26:25] * TheMightyBuzzard gives MrPlow the finger
[16:26:13] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[16:26:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:26:06] <fyngyrz> "regex loaded", etc.
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[16:25:51] <fyngyrz> ya might throw some debugging in there
[16:25:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> no feedback on the reload so not sure if it did
[16:25:49] <Ellenor> powered by fuck you
[16:25:35] <fyngyrz> lol
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[16:25:31] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[16:25:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[16:25:27] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[16:25:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:25:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reloadregexes
[16:24:44] <fyngyrz> but I am looking
[16:24:34] <fyngyrz> because of that
[16:24:29] <fyngyrz> And I try not to use them anyway,
[16:24:19] <fyngyrz> I'm a lot better at building them than taking them apart
[16:24:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're not complex regexes
[16:23:36] <upstart> ^ 03)(.*?)(?is:
[16:23:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://sylnt.us
[16:23:20] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[16:23:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:23:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reloadregexes
[16:22:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell? hang on...
[16:22:20] <fyngyrz> not that I actually want to try and de-obtusify a regex
[16:21:43] <fyngyrz> at a cursory glance, the problem might lie there
[16:21:22] <fyngyrz> seems like: /home/bob/etc/snbot/titleres.txt
[16:20:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> fyngyrz, in a file at the moment. lemme get em linkable real quick
[16:20:12] <Ellenor> kphhkh
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[16:19:52] <fyngyrz> so where is titleres?
[16:19:25] <fnord666_> love the comment re the second iteration and C
[16:18:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> feel free to fork and improve him. any work i don't have to do is work more likely to get done.
[16:17:35] <fnord666_> cool. thanks.
[16:17:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> that there is something unexpected and welcome from congress
[16:17:09] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[16:17:08] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:17:08] <Ellenor> cunterbucket
[16:16:43] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:16:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.rt.com
[16:16:23] <upstart> ^ 03GitHub - TheMightyBuzzard/RustBot: The third iteration of MrPlow on irc.SoylentNews.org, written in Rust. Version one was perl and took up too much ram. Version two was C and corrupted too much ram.
[16:16:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://github.com
[16:15:38] <fnord666_> I don't suppose Mr. Plow's code is available somewheres?
[16:14:31] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[16:14:30] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:14:05] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:14:05] <fnord666_> #submit https://www.theguardian.com
[16:14:00] <fnord666_> here's a 'no shit sherlock' story
[16:13:45] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[16:13:44] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:13:34] <fnord666_> :)
[16:13:19] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:13:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.rt.com
[16:12:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow, i hate you so much
[16:12:35] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[16:12:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:12:33] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[16:12:32] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:12:07] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:12:06] <fnord666_> #submit https://www.dslreports.com
[16:10:36] * TheMightyBuzzard growls
[16:10:27] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[16:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
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[16:09:28] <fnord666_> lol
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[16:09:17] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[16:09:17] <MrPlow_> Off I shall piss...
[16:09:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[16:09:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell?
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[16:09:00] * exec proverbially rubs a rar archive of pears on TheMightyBuzzard
[16:08:58] <fnord666_> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[16:08:47] * exec genuinely hangs a trigger warning sign about a buzz saw of puns on fnord666_
[16:08:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday fnord666_
[16:08:38] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[16:08:27] <fnord666_> morning TMB!
[16:07:40] SoyCow8317 is now known as fnord666_
[16:07:25] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[16:07:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:06:46] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with a limp carrot
[16:06:46] <SoyCow8317> #smake MrPlow
[16:06:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell, MrPlow?
[16:06:24] <SoyCow8317> gacck
[16:06:12] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[16:06:12] <SoyCow8317> #submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:05:48] <SoyCow8317> thanks. Will do
[16:05:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> saw that earlier if you want to switch urls
[16:04:33] <upstart> ^ 03Teenager Charged For Nova Scotia Freedom of Information Web Portal Breach
[16:04:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:03:54] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[16:03:53] <SoyCow8317> #submit http://www.cbc.ca
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[16:03:33] <fyngyrz> nice
[16:03:31] <fyngyrz> yep. that's us
[16:03:21] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High near 55F. Winds NNW at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Partly to mostly cloudy. High 58F. Winds ESE at 15 to 25 mph.
[16:03:21] <fyngyrz> #weather
[16:03:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> should have done that instead of looking at the source, heh
[16:03:13] <fyngyrz> ah
[16:03:11] <MrPlow> Location for fyngyrz set to 59230
[16:03:11] <fyngyrz> #weatheradd 59230
[16:02:59] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk, join, part, tell, klingon, g, sammich, sammichadd, say, pissoff, dieinafire, quit, nelson
[16:02:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[16:02:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> there, no dash
[16:02:33] <MrPlow> Location for TheMightyBuzzard set to 38343
[16:02:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weatheradd 38343
[16:02:02] <fyngyrz> like that?
[16:01:58] <fyngyrz> #weather-add 59230
[16:01:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[16:01:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather-add 38343
[16:01:08] <fyngyrz> hm
[16:01:06] <MrPlow> No location found for fyngyrz
[16:01:06] <fyngyrz> #weather
[16:00:44] <fyngyrz> fud!
[16:00:33] <MrPlow> Today: Generally cloudy. High 74F. Winds WSW at 15 to 25 mph. Tomorrow: Except for a few afternoon clouds, mainly sunny. High 56F. Winds N at 10 to 20 mph.
[16:00:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[16:00:30] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes the windspeeds for tomorrow and considers pushing his luck
[15:59:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, nap later. food now.
[15:55:32] <fungus> 02,2.00,2 Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer.02,2.
[15:55:32] <fungus> 02,2.00,2 An error has occurred. To continue:
[15:55:31] <fungus> 02,2.00,2 00,14Windows00,2 02,2.
[15:55:31] <fyngyrz> {bsod}
[15:54:42] <upstart> ^ 03Creating a Self-Signed SSL Certificate | Heroku Dev Center
[15:54:41] <MrPlow> https://devcenter.heroku.com - "Nov 15, 2017 ... Create a self-signed SSL certificate as a quick and inexpensive way to add SSL encryption to non-production applications or apps with limited distribution. ... installed installed. $ which openssl /usr/bin/openssl. If the which command does not return a path then you will need to install openssl yourself: ..."
[15:54:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> #g generate and install self-signed SSL certificate
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[15:36:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Facial Recognition Faces Class-Action Suit - http://sylnt.us - time-to-'face'-the-music
[15:34:42] <fyngyrz> thereyagoes
[15:34:23] <fungus> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[15:34:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ${shrug}
[14:53:14] <upstart> ^ 03Cray snuggles up with AMD: Clustered super CS500 lets in EPYC chip • The Register ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
[14:53:13] <Bytram> whereto? http://go.theregister.com
[13:56:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Man Becomes the First Person to Receive a "Second Face Transplant" - http://sylnt.us - facing-reality
[12:48:34] <upstart> ^ 03Stanford Professor: Dungeons and Dragons Perpetuates Systems of White, Male Privilege | Breitbart
[12:48:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.breitbart.com
[12:30:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> hur hur hur. /.ed
[12:27:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> government grade software!
[12:26:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IRS Gives Taxpayers One-Day Extension After Payment Site Crashes - http://sylnt.us - something-something-death-and-taxes
[12:20:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. we're even biased. just schizophrenically so.
[12:19:44] * AndyTheAbsurd refuses to state which outlets he thinks falls on which side of that divide
[12:19:04] * AndyTheAbsurd reads a screen worth of scrollback, shrugs, thinks "every news outlet has bias, some work harder than others to try to reduce it, others work hard to make sure that their listeners/viewers are also biased."
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[11:37:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that was fun. it's not often nowadays that i get accused of subtlety.
[11:16:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't infer stuff. if i have something to say i just say it.
[11:09:52] <Ellenor> eeh
[11:09:36] * chromas pats his back for that totally wise question of wisdom
[11:09:13] <chromas> Is he pushing implications, or are you pulling inferences?
[11:08:11] <Ellenor> It's true that NPR leans left, but the implications TMB is pushing there are fully false
[11:07:33] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 606
[11:07:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:07:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:07:19] <chromas> I didn't have to :)
[11:06:47] <Ellenor> chromas: Don't exaggerate what I'm saying
[11:06:45] * chromas sets ignore *
[11:06:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's a first for me. even most people on the left aren't willing to say there isn't a left bias in the media.
[11:06:04] <chromas> It's true. Of all the things you've said, TheMightyBuzzard, claiming NPR leans slightly left is by far the worst. I'm disgusted!
[11:04:44] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[11:04:35] <Ellenor> TheMightyBuzzard: gonna ignore the conspiratard now, thanks for revealing yourself
[11:04:21] <Ellenor> Metabolic syndrome: obesity without the weight
[11:03:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> primarily in the selection of topics covered and questions asked, but yes. it most certainly exists.
[11:01:56] <Ellenor> "bias"
[11:01:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll grant you it's a polite bias by comparison to most media outlets though.
[11:00:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't change the bias of NPR any more than not wanting to get shocked really bad will make a 5KV line into 24V.
[10:59:35] <Ellenor> I should ignore you
[10:59:32] <Ellenor> "lefty news"
[10:56:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> 4
[10:56:06] * chromas continues saying random things
[10:54:45] <chromas> Heh, even Wikipedia's updated her article already
[10:52:32] <chromas> Oh. Well she's got too much privilege
[10:51:28] <chromas> Who else died?
[10:50:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> interesting. a lefty news guy gets a headline but a former first lady don't.
[10:47:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Famed NPR Newscaster Carl Kasell Dies at 84 - http://sylnt.us - a-golden-voice-goes-silent
[10:43:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> patches exist but aren't being merged
[10:42:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, need to supply a local source+overlay and modify the ebuild to point to that as well as add a -1 to the version number.
[10:37:23] <chromas> Wouldn't you just need to copy the existing ebuild?
[10:37:13] <Ellenor> lolt
[10:36:57] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 605
[10:36:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:36:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:35:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... wonder if we ran a story if someone would pick up maintainership of it
[10:34:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta write an ebuild for hesiod this morning cause the maintainer hasn't touched it since 2013 and gentoo is about to drop it from the official repo for outstanding bugs.
[10:33:46] <Ellenor> TheMightyBuzzard: yes.
[10:33:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, deprivation crankiness is not a characteristic you want in someone with root on anything but their own desktop.
[10:32:26] <Ellenor> lol
[10:28:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> acts all happy about it then calls me a terrible son of a bitch for planning biscuits and gravy for dinner for me and his kids tonight
[10:27:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> TR did that like two weeks ago.
[10:26:49] <upstart> ^ 03The Misfits - Last Caress - YouTube
[10:26:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[10:26:41] <upstart> ^ 03Fat Head - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[10:26:40] <Ellenor> https://youtu.be
[10:26:38] <Ellenor> then stop eating carbs
[10:26:37] * TheMightyBuzzard needs some adminy-hacking tunes
[10:23:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've got plenty of that without eating anything.
[10:23:23] <Ellenor> give the engine something to burn
[10:23:14] <Ellenor> and you do also need a shitton of fat in the morning
[10:23:04] <Ellenor> caffeine isn't a nutrient, it's a psychoactive drug
[10:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> there is only one nutrient necessary in the morning. caffeine.
[10:19:18] <Ellenor> unless you IF
[10:19:16] <Ellenor> not really
[10:19:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> heresy!
[10:18:13] <Ellenor> yes.
[10:18:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> food before lunch?!
[10:15:39] <Bender> karma - flaxporridge: 1
[10:15:39] <Ellenor> flaxporridge++
[10:14:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4064
[10:14:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:11:00] <upstart> ^ 03Relaxing instrumental house music for studying 2015 - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[10:10:59] <Ellenor> https://youtu.be
[09:06:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Meet the Woman Who Leads NightWatch, Google’s Internal Privacy Strike Force - http://sylnt.us - crypto-swat
[07:36:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - From Insulator to Conductor in a Flash - http://sylnt.us - flashy-electronics
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[06:07:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX to Begin BFR Production at the Port of Los Angeles - http://sylnt.us - somebody's-compensating-for-something
[04:35:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FDA Launches Criminal Probe Into Unauthorized Herpes Vaccine Research - http://sylnt.us - who-needs-clinical-trials-anyway
[04:35:51] <upstart> ^ 031 dead after jet blows an engine; woman nearly sucked out - seattlepi.com
[04:35:50] <chromas> https://www.seattlepi.com
[02:56:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GPUs Mine Astronomical Datasets for Golden Insight Nuggets - http://sylnt.us - data-scientists-are-now-gold-diggers
[02:51:47] <Bytram> So, you gt your moderation submitted, but also retain what ever expansions/reductions you had done.
[02:51:29] <chromas> You can also ctrl-click or middle-click a link to open in new tab
[02:51:07] <Bytram> Teckla: here's a workaround I've used: right-click on the story id number (about now it looks like: #672345 ) and open in a new tab. Moderate that comment, in that tab, and then close that tab.
[02:46:31] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[02:46:30] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:46:05] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:46:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://petapixel.com
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[01:25:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bathroom Hot-Air Hand Dryers Can Deposit Pathogens - http://sylnt.us - just-ick