#soylent | Logs for 2018-04-17
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[00:47:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Soylent Has Arrived At Walmart - http://sylnt.us - this-isn't-us
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[02:16:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Material Uses Energy From Ambient Light to Kill Hospital Superbugs - http://sylnt.us - it's-an-Illuminati-plot
[02:20:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i'd end up knocking boots to Tiptoe Through the Tulips or some such. it would totally throw me off my groove.
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[02:21:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt tiptoe through the tulips
[02:21:46] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:21:47] <upstart> ^ 03Tiptoe through the tulips- Tiny Tim LYRICS ON SCREEN - YouTube
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[03:45:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lyrid Meteor Shower is Coming in April - http://sylnt.us
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[04:17:53] <chromas> https://www.cnet.com
[04:17:53] <upstart> ^ 03A video game where you ride bitcoin price charts to the moon! - CNET
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[04:57:25] <SoyCow4408> #submit https://gizmodo.com
[04:57:26] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[04:57:52] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[04:57:53] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[05:26:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ketamine Shows Promise as a Fast-Acting Treatment for Depression - http://sylnt.us - ask-your-doctor-about-it-now
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[07:05:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Workers Allegedly Pee Into Bottles Out of Fear of Being Punished for Taking Bathroom Breaks - http://sylnt.us - Formula-#1
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[08:38:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Coinbase Acquires Earn.com - http://sylnt.us - earn-that-(crypto)-coin
[10:07:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Sued an Independent iPhone Repair Shop Owner and Lost - http://sylnt.us - taking-a-bite-out-of-the-apple
[10:23:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:23:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4062
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[10:32:42] -!- mode/#soylent [+v fyngyrz] by Aphrodite
[11:30:00] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:30:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4063
[11:33:49] <cmn32480> ahhh shitballs
[11:33:58] <cmn32480> forgot my uniform at home...
[11:34:01] <cmn32480> DAMNIT
[11:35:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd mock you but there's an outside possibility that your uniform doesn't make you look like a tool
[11:35:16] <cmn32480> I'm a Boy Scout
[11:35:39] <cmn32480> it is ill-fitting
[11:35:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, nope, there went that chance.
[11:35:46] <cmn32480> uncomfortable
[11:36:02] <cmn32480> mock away
[11:36:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know what you need? a gday
[11:36:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:36:12] * exec covertly irritates a fart hole of snacks with cmn32480
[11:36:12] <cmn32480> I'm just wondering if J will bring it to me
[11:36:18] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:36:20] * exec flatulantly pours a bottle of poofy onion cheese dip for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:36:40] <cmn32480> tell you what, I'll share my snacks if you share the onion dip?
[11:36:50] * cmn32480 grabs a couple beers and gets ready to party
[11:37:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds reasonable
[11:37:34] <cmn32480> excellent
[11:38:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, canteens can hold quite a lot of liquor. all you have to do is not share with the kiddies.
[11:38:19] <cmn32480> hmmmmm
[11:38:32] <cmn32480> sounds reasonable... but the meeting I'm going to is all adults...
[11:38:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, better take enough to share then.
[11:38:57] <cmn32480> they run a 6 day training class that I am taking in a couple weeks and tonight is the orinetation
[11:39:29] <cmn32480> yeah.. these are the hard core scout people... they frown on that stuff
[11:40:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> peyote then. that's all indiany so should fit quite nicely.
[11:40:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:40:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:40:23] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 603
[11:40:44] <cmn32480> lol
[11:46:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Built its Own Custom Linux Kernel for its New IoT Service - http://sylnt.us - more-IoT-insecurity
[12:42:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[12:42:41] <upstart> ^ 03Journal of takyon (881)
[12:42:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[12:43:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> "Illegal Buttocks Injections"
[12:47:00] <cmn32480> why are they injecting buttocks into people? that needle must be freaking huge based on the size of some of the asses I've seen recently!
[12:48:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> they prolly stick them in a blender first.
[12:50:38] <cmn32480> fair point
[12:52:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> much easier to poke a buttcheek into a tub of reddish goo than a person-shaped person.
[12:52:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd go as far as to say people would be easier to get along with in almost any situation if you ran them through a blender first.
[12:55:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:55:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:55:40] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 604
[13:16:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chinese Social Media Site Sina Weibo Reverses Ban on Gay Content Following Backlash - http://sylnt.us - moving-into-the-21st-century
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[14:45:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Plight of the Bees Hits Unaware Businesses - http://sylnt.us - bees-be-buzzin
[15:16:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Japan Team Maps 'Semi-Infinite' Trove of Rare Earth Elements - http://sylnt.us - apparently-not-so-rare
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[18:17:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This is What Happens When Bitcoin Miners Take Over Your Town - http://sylnt.us - community-brownout
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[19:03:52] <Teckla> Are there any plans to make moderation not reload the page (says Teckla hopefully :) ?
[19:06:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> Teckla, nope, that'd require ajax and we dislike ajax on both principle and on loss of functionality grounds
[19:08:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> quite a lot of us run without javascript enabled by default and that would cause issues for too many people
[19:09:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's the specific beef though? it's entirely possible we can address it while still reloading the page.
[19:14:23] <chromas> Jarvis crypt is probably fine if you could find someone to do it and it doesn't become required
[19:14:44] <cmn32480> #smake chromas
[19:14:44] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a slice of pizza
[19:15:03] <chromas> We should disable the comments system and just embed Disqus
[19:15:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> it would cut down on the codebase quite a bit
[19:15:31] <upstart> #doublesmake chromas
[19:15:36] <Ellenor> eww
[19:16:04] <cmn32480> #smake chromas
[19:16:04] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a limp carrot
[19:16:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> really though, i think we should just disable comments like all the cool news outlets are doing.
[19:16:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> because we desire a constructive conversation with our audience
[19:17:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> </shitpost>
[19:17:27] <chromas> We really should. Cuts down on the Toxicity™
[19:17:39] <chromas> That way, we'd just be a commentless Tumblr
[19:17:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> imageless as well
[19:18:03] * chromas reblogs
[19:18:36] <chromas> We're already imageless tumblr :)
[19:18:59] * cmn32480 considers these suggestions
[19:19:22] <chromas> https://www.japantimes.co.jp
[19:19:25] * cmn32480 must be missing the "good" part of our not so tumblr-ness
[19:19:44] <upstart> ^ 03The gadget scoop on Slush Tokyo | The Japan Times
[19:19:53] <chromas> #smake upstart
[19:19:53] * MrPlow smakes upstart upside the head with horse tentacle tofu
[19:22:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow is getting oddly relevant with his smakes. i think the github people slipped some AI in when i wasn't looking.
[19:28:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe shit, no wonder dev's having problems building gcc6. it's full disking.
[19:34:53] <Teckla> TheMightyBuzzard: I'll get back to you on your moderation question, thanks :)
[19:35:14] <Teckla> If I recall correctly, what usually happens is that some trees I've opened become collapsed and such
[19:35:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh, okay
[19:36:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> that could require some funkiness indeed to change.
[19:36:26] <Teckla> It's hardly important though, a wise course of action would be to ignore me. ;)
[19:36:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw. i never ignore suggestions unless they come from chromass
[19:37:25] * Teckla chuckles
[19:46:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Will Attempt to Recover Falcon 9 Upper Stage With a "Giant Party Balloon" - http://sylnt.us - if-at-first-you-don't-suceed...
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[20:09:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit. weather's beautiful but it's too windy the next two days to take my boat out.
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[20:50:40] <pinchy> get a bigger motor
[20:52:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> isn't the motor. it's the fact that it's a flat-bottomed john boat that rides about 4" above the water line. very easy to go from boating to swimming in too much wind.
[21:17:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - France Building Whatsapp-Like Service to Avoid Privacy Breaches - http://sylnt.us - when-you-can't-trust-your-friends
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[22:26:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Superconducting DARKNESS Integral Field Spectrograph Camera Could Directly Image Exoplanets - http://sylnt.us - into-the-light
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[23:56:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Announces Two Updated "AIY" (DIY AI) Kits - http://sylnt.us - here's-lookin-at-you-kid