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[23:50:53] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[23:50:52] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[23:50:27] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[23:50:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://hackaday.com
[23:50:02] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[23:50:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://blog.tjll.net
[23:33:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, i forgot i had all them boxes of comics at the foot of my bed underneath the bedspread. it's time for some deadpool.
[23:19:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really don't know much about reskeys. they're hard as shit to adjust or even understand.
[23:18:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> in theory anyway. MrPlow won't i don't think though cause he's coded not to.
[23:18:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably.
[23:17:49] <chromas> I wonder if they could do several subs in parallel
[23:17:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh that's built in for anybody. i thought you meant between subs.
[23:17:19] <chromas> But they have the delay
[23:17:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i don't think they do. pretty sure that's why exec and MrPlow have subs.
[23:16:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> um, stop asking me hard questions!
[23:14:53] <chromas> Do subscribbers have the sub delay?
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[23:14:28] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[23:14:27] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[23:14:04] <chromas> They're just copying apple now
[23:14:02] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[23:14:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.hardocp.com
[23:13:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, that's not good enough
[23:13:38] <upstart> ^ 03[H]ardOCP: Twitter Changes Revolver Emoji to Water Pistol Emoji
[23:13:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.hardocp.com
[23:13:11] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 69
[23:13:11] <chromas> 8008135++ # Needed just one more
[23:12:09] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 68
[23:12:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++ # just because i haven't mentioned them in the last five minutes
[22:57:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - President Trump Proposes Rejoining the Trans-Pacific Partnership - http://sylnt.us - first-they-laugh-at-you?
[22:56:47] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 599
[22:56:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[22:56:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[22:56:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> now if you get a good signal at the lake, you can do both at the same time and win at life.
[22:55:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, there's also fishing
[22:51:17] <alexbst> it's the only way to live
[22:51:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, i lurve stirring up a good pile of butthurt once in a while.
[22:05:18] <chromas> #yawnctl add M&Ms
[22:04:56] * chromas dumps out MrPlow's skittle stash into the storm drain and replaces it with M&Ms
[21:57:56] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[21:57:56] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
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[21:25:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Netflix Won't be Going to Cannes After All - http://sylnt.us - Oh,-no-room-for-Netflix-huh?-Fine,-I'll-go-build-my-own-film-festival!-With-blackjack-and-hookers!
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[20:18:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's TESS Mission Set to Launch on Monday, April 16 - http://sylnt.us - guarding-tess
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[19:55:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's TESS Mission Set to Launch on Monday April 16 - http://sylnt.us - guarding-tess
[19:41:38] <chromas> People Mean & Shitty
[19:41:26] <cmn32480> hmmm appropriate
[19:41:17] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a new editor
[19:41:17] <cmn32480> #smake chromas
[19:41:11] <cmn32480> you suggesting I have PMS?
[19:40:58] * chromas pms cmn
[19:40:47] <cmn32480> they need to all leave me the hell alone.
[19:40:40] <cmn32480> f**k I hate people
[19:39:58] <Bender> karma - sql: -3
[19:39:58] <chromas> sql--
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[18:56:06] <exec> Thursday, 12 April 2018 @ 6:56 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[18:56:05] <Bytram> ~time x
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[18:03:11] <cmn32480> bytram - that also fits\
[18:02:44] <Bytram> cmn32480: s/happy/from complaining too much/
[18:02:34] <Lard> at least they're tired now so they'll probably sleep!
[18:02:02] <cmn32480> ahhh the things we do to keep our monsters happy
[18:01:02] <cmn32480> yep
[18:00:54] <Lard> kids are brutal
[18:00:44] <Lard> I'm now Smelly Jake
[18:00:32] <Lard> I was dragged on to the bouncy castle and my hat was used for a game of throw the hat
[17:59:47] <cmn32480> how was your nap?
[17:59:37] * chromas hats off
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[17:56:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - USA Had 3 Billion-Dollar Climate/Weather Disasters in the First 3 Months of 2018 - http://sylnt.us - winters-too
[17:55:34] <Lard_JakeHat> the hat was a failure
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[16:54:22] <Bytram> and now time for a break
[16:54:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4054
[16:54:18] <Bytram> coffee++
[16:54:14] <Bytram> oh,m forgot thisL
[16:48:33] <Bytram> http://www.eldoradocountyweather.com
[16:47:28] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[16:47:28] <Bytram> #weather vostok station
[16:47:25] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[16:47:23] <Bytram> ~weather vostok station
[16:47:19] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[16:47:18] <Bytram> ~weather vostok station, antarctica
[16:47:09] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[16:47:07] <Bytram> ~weather vostok, antarctica
[16:25:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Universal Chip Analyzer: Test Old CPUs in Seconds - http://sylnt.us - cool-tools
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[15:06:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FTC Makes Clear 'Warranty Void If Removed' Stickers Are Illegal - http://sylnt.us - just-peel-it
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[14:20:44] <cmn32480> streaming music is NOT the problem.
[14:20:33] <cmn32480> spiking to an occassional 10mbps
[14:20:24] <cmn32480> their actual usage is about 3mbps including the streaming.
[14:20:08] <cmn32480> they ahve a 100mb line
[14:18:36] <pinchy> yea streaming impedes my cat video watching ability
[14:18:10] <cmn32480> for fucks sake people... BE A GODDAMN ADULT!
[14:18:01] <cmn32480> seriouslyt?
[14:17:54] <cmn32480> one clique in the operations group is complaining that the other group is streaming music..
[14:16:45] * cmn32480 is so glad he does not work in an office full of women. ther eis so much cattiness and pissing and moaning about EVERYTHING
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[13:48:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Use Machine Learning to Quickly Detect Video Face Swaps - http://sylnt.us - deeplearn-vs-deeplearn
[13:46:50] <pinchy> its was completey dark when the door was closed. it had 2 doors leading to the bedroom
[13:46:14] <pinchy> at my parents home growing up, mom put one of those orange street lights on the side of the house where my bedroom was. I put alumin foil over the windows
[13:44:43] <pinchy> yea i used to use one in an apt i had with crappy blinds and a street light right outside
[13:44:16] <cmn32480> and swears it was the best $4 she ever spent
[13:44:06] <cmn32480> my wife uses a sleep mask...
[13:43:46] <pinchy> the old lay a towel over your eyes to sleep in the day trick
[13:43:32] * TheMightyBuzzard heads off to get his version of busy on
[13:43:26] Lard is now known as Lard_JakeHat
[13:43:19] <Lard> right, im outies for now
[13:42:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right. beans and then fishing. almost forgot how busy i was.
[13:42:48] <Lard> it's a Jake the Dog beanie though so it may attract the kids
[13:42:38] <Lard> am doing this
[13:42:21] <cmn32480> don't forget your eyelids!
[13:42:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> take a nap instead of socializing
[13:42:12] <Lard> I'm taking my hat
[13:42:09] <Lard> I have a hat!
[13:42:01] <Lard> because party clothes
[13:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> well like in this instance... find somewhere to sit comfortably and pull a hat over your eyes.
[13:41:57] <Lard> ... later...
[13:41:41] <Lard> teach me sensei
[13:41:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have this ability to let things that do not matter slide though
[13:41:32] <Lard> yaay! Two hours of pretending to like people forced together purely from social circumstance and not choice!
[13:41:14] <Lard> like right now I need to go get the kids ready for a party
[13:41:03] <Lard> I'm intensely jealous
[13:40:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i tried to stop doing as much i'd have to go into a coma.
[13:40:41] <Lard> I'm the architect of my own problems though
[13:40:12] <Lard> need to stop doing so much
[13:39:48] <Lard> I'm aiming to get that
[13:39:29] <Lard> then I can start fixing it :/
[13:39:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can get by just fine on five or six a night. haven't needed as much as i get older.
[13:39:22] <Lard> it's almost off!
[13:39:15] <Lard> the last two months my main car has been off the road - transmission is broken and it's about £900 in labour to get the thing off and on again...
[13:38:51] <Lard> weekend before that I had a massive problem with a server
[13:38:33] <Lard> last weekend a security door needed fixing
[13:38:27] <Lard> I get Sundays mostly to myself but there's always something to do that's really important
[13:37:53] <pinchy> i used to do that, not 3 hours on weekday but like 6 or 5, then sleep late on saturday. naps on the weekend
[13:37:45] <Lard> I want to live past 60
[13:37:42] <Lard> pretty serious about those life changes tbh
[13:37:28] <Lard> nope, I just sell my life to stay awake :/
[13:37:17] <Bender> karma - naps: 76
[13:37:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[13:37:16] <pinchy> 3 hrs , do u crash hard on weekends to make up for it?
[13:37:12] <Lard> it's straight killing me
[13:37:04] <pinchy> wow
[13:36:59] <Lard> I get maybe three hours a night
[13:36:55] <Lard> I need to make some life changes
[13:36:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> at least in quantity
[13:36:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i had to stop drinking caffeine after lunch last year
[13:36:03] <Lard> I don't sleep well
[13:36:03] <cmn32480> occassionally we will mix it up on the weekends with pancakes or eggs adn sausage
[13:35:54] <Lard> just coffee
[13:35:49] <Lard> that's all I can stomach in the mornings
[13:35:47] <cmn32480> coffee for me
[13:35:45] <cmn32480> breakfast in my house is solved by cereal and milk for them
[13:35:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> the adults generally only have coffee for breakfast
[13:35:36] <pinchy> ok yea
[13:35:34] <pinchy> or is it cereal most days and then special breakfast on saturday
[13:35:28] <Lard> and yoghurt and fruit
[13:35:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> breakfasts around here are solved by a big box of frozen sausage egg and cheese biscuits
[13:35:21] <Lard> and tea
[13:35:20] <Lard> mostly it's just cereal and toast
[13:35:09] <Lard> well, not always, there's not infinite permutations you can do with a jacket potato
[13:35:02] <pinchy> what about breakfast? do u mix it up with say flapjacks one day, eggs and blah blah the next, cereal toast another etc?
[13:34:54] <Lard> there's always something different with it
[13:34:49] <Lard> I don't think I ever straight repeat them either
[13:34:23] <Lard> and I've got a lump of mince earmarked for bolognaise
[13:34:08] <Lard> can't remember the last time I did this soup
[13:34:02] <Lard> ... months I think
[13:33:41] <pinchy> Lard: so whats the longest you can go before 'repeating' a meal?
[13:33:41] <Lard> I fail at breakfasts though, mornings are not my thing
[13:33:19] <Lard> I slow cook a lot because work but we barbecue a lot too
[13:32:59] <Lard> there's an industrial sized vat of vegetable soup with meatballs right now that'll last
[13:32:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> that could be a problem when it's lasagna day
[13:32:36] <Lard> we mix it up a lot, depends what I'm in the mood to do
[13:32:15] <Lard> cottage cheese presents a problem for me on account of the fact that it's basically identical to sick
[13:32:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean i have foods that i affirmatively like but if i'm hungry i don't really care if i like it or not.
[13:32:07] <pinchy> Lard: whats the typical meals for a complete day? do yall eat a lot of the same stuff over and over or mix it up as much as possible?
[13:31:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not. i'll eat anything that i can get on a fork best two out of three.
[13:30:29] <Lard> but I always get my play time!
[13:30:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[13:30:20] <Lard> turns out I'm more of a picky eater than I believed
[13:30:11] <Lard> as a show to solidarity I put myself on the chart
[13:29:46] <pinchy> muh dinner eating chart
[13:29:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> until it warms up anyway.
[13:29:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ours is actual woods right across from the front of the house that go like a mile back. deer, raccoons, foxes, possums but nothing really dangerous.
[13:27:42] <Lard> "the woods" for me is about seven trees near the play area, maybe they'd befriend some local cats and form an autonomous collective
[13:26:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i probably would too. there's nothing especially dangerous over there right now. too cold for spiders and snakes at night still.
[13:25:19] <Lard> that's quite a position of responsibility
[13:25:13] <Lard> the chart may be the authority but I'm the guy who makes the marks
[13:24:59] <Lard> I'd legit follow through on that too
[13:24:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, not outrageous enough. s/you'll.*/you'll sleep in the woods across the stree with the wolves/
[13:24:08] <Lard> I think I learned a bigger lesson
[13:23:44] <Lard> one hour of clearing crap out of the spare room later she finally went to sleep in there
[13:23:30] <Lard> "If you don't go to sleep nicely you'll sleep in the spare room"
[13:23:20] <Lard> I had to follow through on one of those last night
[13:23:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've found outrageous threats are both fun and more effective than reasonable threats.
[13:22:24] <Lard> time tested effective
[13:22:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is to say, yelling at them.
[13:21:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. i prefer sonic warfare for the non-paying chores.
[13:21:27] <Lard> it's a war, after all
[13:21:11] <Lard> we did that but found that having the payout held over them added extra leverage
[13:20:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh we got that covered. some of their chores pay but most are just obligations. the ones that pay, pay right then. no adding up to bother with.
[13:19:06] <Lard> I'm looking for the blank now, I've only found their spending money chores chart
[13:16:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds good. i'm probably too lazy to keep up with one though.
[13:16:44] * cmn32480 wants a copy of said chart....
[13:16:13] <Lard> the chart is the ultimate authority in our house
[13:16:06] <Lard> we have a dinner eating chart that determines access to sweets and treats
[13:15:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> throw in a "you're not allowed to eat ANYTHING between lunch and dinner" plus "nothing after dinner unless you actually eat dinner" and it's either going to work or he's going to get very, very hungry.
[13:14:25] * cmn32480 makes a note
[13:13:09] <Lard> can confirm: that actually works
[13:13:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> works or doesn't, it'll still be fun.
[13:12:48] <cmn32480> I'm thinking about doing that with my 7 year old
[13:12:41] <cmn32480> lol
[13:06:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> got utterly fed up with him bitching about or not eating dinner, so i'm only making things he doesn't like until he gets over that shit.
[13:04:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> TR's boy hates beans so i'm making up a pot of Ultimate Beans™ to torture him with.
[13:02:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i should get some beans soaking so i can get them started tonight for tomorrow's dinner.
[12:46:15] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 598
[12:46:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:46:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:33:04] <cmn32480> i know...
[12:32:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah. you don't get scrollback if you haven't been there to collect any.
[12:31:47] <cmn32480> 'tis blank
[12:31:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> here
[12:31:12] <cmn32480> is that here... or someplace else?
[12:30:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> you need to join #shitlords. it'll be educational.
[12:27:53] <cmn32480> I dont' follow chromas and EF carefully enough
[12:27:37] <cmn32480> always...
[12:26:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're doing shitposting wrong
[12:25:30] <cmn32480> Assimilation is. Take the best parts of the cultures of people who come here legally... and get rid of the shit parts
[12:25:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> true. guns are.
[12:25:03] <cmn32480> diversity isn't what made America great...
[12:24:53] <cmn32480> yes... yes I am
[12:24:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're just looking to destroy their culture by gentrification!
[12:21:07] <cmn32480> however.. it is unlikely
[12:21:00] <cmn32480> plausible
[12:20:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, das racis. they're sectors of color.
[12:17:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rainbow Six: Siege - Crackdown on "Toxic Players" - http://sylnt.us - swearing-like-drunken-sailors
[12:16:32] * cmn32480 grumbles about a hard disk in one of the storage units throwing bad sectors
[12:08:45] * TheMightyBuzzard uses it to create bilge balloons and waits in ambush for chromas
[12:00:51] * cmn32480 passes the SN Bilge Pump to TheMightyBuzzard
[12:00:05] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 597
[12:00:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:00:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:00:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> no boat today. i'd get sunk with that much wind.
[11:59:33] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. Gusty winds diminishing during the afternoon. High near 80F. Winds SSW at 20 to 30 mph. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy. High 79F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.
[11:59:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:59:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, possibly. it's supposed to get real nice today though so afternoon may be better.
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[11:57:38] <cmn32480> that when the highest concentration of liars will be out?
[11:57:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> major times for today are 9:30 to 11:30. that gives me a bit of time yet to get more coffee in me.
[11:54:31] <cmn32480> I've been productive and got a cup of coffee
[11:52:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> I've been productive and changed a template for politifact.com
[11:50:30] <cmn32480> lol
[11:49:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i've already been productive and fixed a SN DNS issue this morning. i think it may be a fishing day.
[11:49:05] * cmn32480 scratches TheMightyBuzzard's chin
[11:48:54] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches chin
[11:48:21] <cmn32480> Iand I like free beer
[11:47:45] <cmn32480> I didn't even think abotu the fact that you lived down that way AndyTheAbsurd
[11:47:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> you could have invited him to hooters. there're enough to go around.
[11:47:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> I know, I'm just messing with you. I'd have bought you a beer or two if I'd known about it, though.
[11:47:29] <cmn32480> but no.. I didni't
[11:47:04] <cmn32480> Dude.. I was in town 36 hours
[11:46:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: and you didn't come see me?!
[11:45:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://en.wikipedia.org
[11:45:14] <cmn32480> <sad face>
[11:44:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, he was one of my favorite nascar drivers too.
[11:44:43] <cmn32480> that's... awkward
[11:44:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got to go to the one in omaha on opening day. it was the only one in the country open that day cause of the founder's son's funeral.
[11:44:21] <cmn32480> mountains by the bay
[11:44:18] <cmn32480> scenerey was nice
[11:44:03] <cmn32480> yes.. it was
[11:43:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice
[11:43:14] <cmn32480> so that's checked off the bucket list
[11:43:01] <cmn32480> but I did get to go to The Original Hooters
[11:42:51] <cmn32480> a short trip to Tampa
[11:42:42] <cmn32480> yeah I was only gone 2 days
[11:42:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> finally back home?
[11:41:53] <cmn32480> he always give me shitty gdays and gnights
[11:41:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> tru
[11:41:39] <cmn32480> nah... it is common knowledge that exec hates me
[11:41:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should have quit while you were ahead
[11:41:21] * cmn32480 feels better now
[11:41:10] * exec overratedly hucks a raid 5 volume of tama lama ding dongs at cmn32480
[11:41:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
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[11:37:54] <cmn32480> teach you to cheat me out of a ~gday you miserable bot
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[11:37:22] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[11:37:22] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[11:34:51] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with SpallsHurgenson's missing pants
[11:34:51] <cmn32480> #smake exec
[11:34:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:34:25] * exec deviously writes a fanfic featuring some chewy chunks of bedbugs about TheMightyBuzzard
[11:34:21] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:34:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4053
[11:34:19] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:25:00] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 596
[11:25:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:25:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:21:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin
[11:20:28] <Lard> hallo
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[10:46:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM Launches 'Skinny Mainframe' for the Cloud - http://sylnt.us - for-the-"cloud"
[10:20:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4052
[10:20:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:05:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Speaker of the House Paul Ryan Will Not Seek Reelection - http://sylnt.us - they're-all-ryan-through-their-smiles
[07:55:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hacking When It Counts: Pigeon-Guided Missiles - http://sylnt.us - bird-on-a-wire
[07:15:53] <MrPlow> Okay, I'll tell them next time I see them.
[07:15:53] <chromas> #tell Sulla Hire some Mexicans.
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[06:53:49] <Sulla> But is a pain in the ass
[06:53:44] <Sulla> Yeah, if I diy I can probably cut it down to 30k
[06:34:56] <chromas> Spackle fixes all
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[06:08:24] <Sulla> Still staying in the house I lived in with my grandmother while caretaking. Family decided to sell house for top dollar because boomers be boomers. Real estate person estimated house at 300k with 60k in repairs. Just had a contractor come in and quote same repairs at 120k
[06:07:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Automobile Dashboard Technology is Simply Awful - http://sylnt.us - tactile-response-is-for-knobs
[06:06:30] <Bender> karma - cigar: 36
[06:06:30] <Sulla> Cigar++
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[03:53:39] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[03:53:15] <exec> └─ 13Researchers use machine learning to quickly detect video face swaps
[03:53:13] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[03:53:13] <SoyCow9228> #submit https://www.engadget.com
[03:46:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Paralyzed Patient Feels Sensation Again - http://sylnt.us - touching-story
[03:38:33] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[03:38:09] <exec> └─ 13Deep Learning - MIT Technology Review
[03:38:08] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[03:38:07] <SoyCow9228> #submit https://www.technologyreview.com
[03:10:01] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[03:09:37] <exec> └─ 13Senators introduce bill creating a 'privacy bill of rights'
[03:09:35] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[03:09:35] <SoyCow9228> #submit https://www.engadget.com
[03:09:27] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[03:09:03] <exec> └─ 13South Korea fines game studios over deceptive loot box odds
[03:09:01] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[03:09:01] <SoyCow9228> #submit https://www.engadget.com
[03:08:55] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[03:08:31] <exec> └─ 13FTC makes clear 'warranty void if removed' stickers are illegal
[03:08:30] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[03:08:29] <SoyCow9228> #submit https://www.engadget.com
[03:07:51] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[03:07:27] <exec> └─ 13Apple ordered to pay $500 million in iMessage patent suit
[03:07:26] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[03:07:25] <SoyCow9228> #submit https://www.engadget.com
[03:02:52] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[03:02:28] <exec> └─ 13AI stuntpeople could lead to more realistic video games
[03:02:26] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[03:02:26] <SoyCow9228> #submit https://www.engadget.com
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[02:58:21] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:57:58] <exec> └─ 13Researchers use machine learning to quickly detect video face swaps
[02:57:56] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:57:56] <SoyCow9228> #submit https://www.engadget.com
[02:57:18] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:56:54] <exec> └─ 13Netflix won’t be going to Cannes after all
[02:56:53] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:56:52] <SoyCow9228> #submit https://www.engadget.com
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[02:15:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - European Copyright Law Isn't Great. It Could Soon Get a Lot Worse. - http://sylnt.us - quick,-send-your-submissions-before-this-becomes-law!
[02:05:37] * exec prematurely spews a 55 gallon drum of water on fuckers
[02:05:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight fuckers
[02:05:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot! bedtime!
[01:46:25] <exec> └─ 13I Thought I Farted But I Shit by Jeremiah Perez - YouTube
[01:46:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[01:44:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'a fine, fine song there
[01:41:15] <exec> └─ 13Jason Boland - Rich, Young Dumb Nymphomaniac - YouTube
[01:41:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[01:32:57] * chromas ctcp nods
[01:28:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> sports bra?
[01:18:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. drinkin whiskey and eatin pez.
[01:09:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, near as i can tell it's an audioguy pooch screwing
[01:04:30] <chromas> That's probably what happened last time
[01:03:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i've been drinking and can't finish up until tomorrow.
[01:02:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn. i forgot i was in the middle of playing with our dns stuff when i stopped for dinner.
[00:57:54] * exec hurriedly runs the Installshield Wizard to set up an animated gif of hostility for cmn32480
[00:57:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[00:45:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EU Court Rules that Taxi Company is Transport, and not Digital - http://sylnt.us - obvious
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