#soylent | Logs for 2018-04-12
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[00:45:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EU Court Rules that Taxi Company is Transport, and not Digital - http://sylnt.us - obvious
[00:57:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[00:57:54] * exec hurriedly runs the Installshield Wizard to set up an animated gif of hostility for cmn32480
[01:02:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn. i forgot i was in the middle of playing with our dns stuff when i stopped for dinner.
[01:03:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i've been drinking and can't finish up until tomorrow.
[01:04:30] <chromas> That's probably what happened last time
[01:09:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, near as i can tell it's an audioguy pooch screwing
[01:18:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. drinkin whiskey and eatin pez.
[01:28:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> sports bra?
[01:32:57] * chromas ctcp nods
[01:41:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[01:41:15] <exec> └─ 13Jason Boland - Rich, Young Dumb Nymphomaniac - YouTube
[01:44:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'a fine, fine song there
[01:46:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[01:46:25] <exec> └─ 13I Thought I Farted But I Shit by Jeremiah Perez - YouTube
[02:05:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot! bedtime!
[02:05:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight fuckers
[02:05:37] * exec prematurely spews a 55 gallon drum of water on fuckers
[02:15:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - European Copyright Law Isn't Great. It Could Soon Get a Lot Worse. - http://sylnt.us - quick,-send-your-submissions-before-this-becomes-law!
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[02:56:52] <SoyCow9228> #submit https://www.engadget.com
[02:56:53] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:56:54] <exec> └─ 13Netflix won’t be going to Cannes after all
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[02:57:56] <SoyCow9228> #submit https://www.engadget.com
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[02:57:58] <exec> └─ 13Researchers use machine learning to quickly detect video face swaps
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[03:02:26] <SoyCow9228> #submit https://www.engadget.com
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[03:02:28] <exec> └─ 13AI stuntpeople could lead to more realistic video games
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[03:07:25] <SoyCow9228> #submit https://www.engadget.com
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[03:07:27] <exec> └─ 13Apple ordered to pay $500 million in iMessage patent suit
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[03:08:29] <SoyCow9228> #submit https://www.engadget.com
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[03:08:31] <exec> └─ 13FTC makes clear 'warranty void if removed' stickers are illegal
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[03:09:01] <SoyCow9228> #submit https://www.engadget.com
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[03:09:03] <exec> └─ 13South Korea fines game studios over deceptive loot box odds
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[03:09:35] <SoyCow9228> #submit https://www.engadget.com
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[03:09:37] <exec> └─ 13Senators introduce bill creating a 'privacy bill of rights'
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[03:38:09] <exec> └─ 13Deep Learning - MIT Technology Review
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[03:46:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Paralyzed Patient Feels Sensation Again - http://sylnt.us - touching-story
[03:53:13] <SoyCow9228> #submit https://www.engadget.com
[03:53:13] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[03:53:15] <exec> └─ 13Researchers use machine learning to quickly detect video face swaps
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[06:06:30] <Sulla> Cigar++
[06:06:30] <Bender> karma - cigar: 36
[06:07:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Automobile Dashboard Technology is Simply Awful - http://sylnt.us - tactile-response-is-for-knobs
[06:08:24] <Sulla> Still staying in the house I lived in with my grandmother while caretaking. Family decided to sell house for top dollar because boomers be boomers. Real estate person estimated house at 300k with 60k in repairs. Just had a contractor come in and quote same repairs at 120k
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[06:34:56] <chromas> Spackle fixes all
[06:53:44] <Sulla> Yeah, if I diy I can probably cut it down to 30k
[06:53:49] <Sulla> But is a pain in the ass
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[07:15:53] <chromas> #tell Sulla Hire some Mexicans.
[07:15:53] <MrPlow> Okay, I'll tell them next time I see them.
[07:55:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hacking When It Counts: Pigeon-Guided Missiles - http://sylnt.us - bird-on-a-wire
[09:05:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Speaker of the House Paul Ryan Will Not Seek Reelection - http://sylnt.us - they're-all-ryan-through-their-smiles
[10:20:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:20:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4052
[10:46:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM Launches 'Skinny Mainframe' for the Cloud - http://sylnt.us - for-the-"cloud"
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[11:20:28] <Lard> hallo
[11:21:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin
[11:25:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:25:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:25:00] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 596
[11:34:19] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:34:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4053
[11:34:21] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:34:25] * exec deviously writes a fanfic featuring some chewy chunks of bedbugs about TheMightyBuzzard
[11:34:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:34:51] <cmn32480> #smake exec
[11:34:51] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with SpallsHurgenson's missing pants
[11:37:22] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[11:37:22] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
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[11:37:54] <cmn32480> teach you to cheat me out of a ~gday you miserable bot
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[11:41:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:41:10] * exec overratedly hucks a raid 5 volume of tama lama ding dongs at cmn32480
[11:41:21] * cmn32480 feels better now
[11:41:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should have quit while you were ahead
[11:41:39] <cmn32480> nah... it is common knowledge that exec hates me
[11:41:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> tru
[11:41:53] <cmn32480> he always give me shitty gdays and gnights
[11:42:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> finally back home?
[11:42:42] <cmn32480> yeah I was only gone 2 days
[11:42:51] <cmn32480> a short trip to Tampa
[11:43:01] <cmn32480> but I did get to go to The Original Hooters
[11:43:14] <cmn32480> so that's checked off the bucket list
[11:43:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice
[11:44:03] <cmn32480> yes.. it was
[11:44:18] <cmn32480> scenerey was nice
[11:44:21] <cmn32480> mountains by the bay
[11:44:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got to go to the one in omaha on opening day. it was the only one in the country open that day cause of the founder's son's funeral.
[11:44:43] <cmn32480> that's... awkward
[11:44:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, he was one of my favorite nascar drivers too.
[11:45:14] <cmn32480> <sad face>
[11:45:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://en.wikipedia.org
[11:46:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: and you didn't come see me?!
[11:47:04] <cmn32480> Dude.. I was in town 36 hours
[11:47:29] <cmn32480> but no.. I didni't
[11:47:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> I know, I'm just messing with you. I'd have bought you a beer or two if I'd known about it, though.
[11:47:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> you could have invited him to hooters. there're enough to go around.
[11:47:45] <cmn32480> I didn't even think abotu the fact that you lived down that way AndyTheAbsurd
[11:48:21] <cmn32480> Iand I like free beer
[11:48:54] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches chin
[11:49:05] * cmn32480 scratches TheMightyBuzzard's chin
[11:49:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i've already been productive and fixed a SN DNS issue this morning. i think it may be a fishing day.
[11:50:30] <cmn32480> lol
[11:52:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> I've been productive and changed a template for politifact.com
[11:54:31] <cmn32480> I've been productive and got a cup of coffee
[11:57:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> major times for today are 9:30 to 11:30. that gives me a bit of time yet to get more coffee in me.
[11:57:38] <cmn32480> that when the highest concentration of liars will be out?
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[11:59:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, possibly. it's supposed to get real nice today though so afternoon may be better.
[11:59:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:59:33] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. Gusty winds diminishing during the afternoon. High near 80F. Winds SSW at 20 to 30 mph. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy. High 79F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.
[12:00:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> no boat today. i'd get sunk with that much wind.
[12:00:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:00:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:00:05] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 597
[12:00:51] * cmn32480 passes the SN Bilge Pump to TheMightyBuzzard
[12:08:45] * TheMightyBuzzard uses it to create bilge balloons and waits in ambush for chromas
[12:16:32] * cmn32480 grumbles about a hard disk in one of the storage units throwing bad sectors
[12:17:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rainbow Six: Siege - Crackdown on "Toxic Players" - http://sylnt.us - swearing-like-drunken-sailors
[12:20:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, das racis. they're sectors of color.
[12:21:00] <cmn32480> plausible
[12:21:07] <cmn32480> however.. it is unlikely
[12:24:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're just looking to destroy their culture by gentrification!
[12:24:53] <cmn32480> yes... yes I am
[12:25:03] <cmn32480> diversity isn't what made America great...
[12:25:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> true. guns are.
[12:25:30] <cmn32480> Assimilation is. Take the best parts of the cultures of people who come here legally... and get rid of the shit parts
[12:26:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're doing shitposting wrong
[12:27:37] <cmn32480> always...
[12:27:53] <cmn32480> I dont' follow chromas and EF carefully enough
[12:30:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> you need to join #shitlords. it'll be educational.
[12:31:12] <cmn32480> is that here... or someplace else?
[12:31:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> here
[12:31:47] <cmn32480> 'tis blank
[12:32:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah. you don't get scrollback if you haven't been there to collect any.
[12:33:04] <cmn32480> i know...
[12:46:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:46:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:46:15] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 598
[13:02:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i should get some beans soaking so i can get them started tonight for tomorrow's dinner.
[13:04:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> TR's boy hates beans so i'm making up a pot of Ultimate Beans™ to torture him with.
[13:06:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> got utterly fed up with him bitching about or not eating dinner, so i'm only making things he doesn't like until he gets over that shit.
[13:12:41] <cmn32480> lol
[13:12:48] <cmn32480> I'm thinking about doing that with my 7 year old
[13:13:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> works or doesn't, it'll still be fun.
[13:13:09] <Lard> can confirm: that actually works
[13:14:25] * cmn32480 makes a note
[13:15:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> throw in a "you're not allowed to eat ANYTHING between lunch and dinner" plus "nothing after dinner unless you actually eat dinner" and it's either going to work or he's going to get very, very hungry.
[13:16:06] <Lard> we have a dinner eating chart that determines access to sweets and treats
[13:16:13] <Lard> the chart is the ultimate authority in our house
[13:16:44] * cmn32480 wants a copy of said chart....
[13:16:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds good. i'm probably too lazy to keep up with one though.
[13:19:06] <Lard> I'm looking for the blank now, I've only found their spending money chores chart
[13:20:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh we got that covered. some of their chores pay but most are just obligations. the ones that pay, pay right then. no adding up to bother with.
[13:21:11] <Lard> we did that but found that having the payout held over them added extra leverage
[13:21:27] <Lard> it's a war, after all
[13:21:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. i prefer sonic warfare for the non-paying chores.
[13:22:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is to say, yelling at them.
[13:22:24] <Lard> time tested effective
[13:23:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've found outrageous threats are both fun and more effective than reasonable threats.
[13:23:20] <Lard> I had to follow through on one of those last night
[13:23:30] <Lard> "If you don't go to sleep nicely you'll sleep in the spare room"
[13:23:44] <Lard> one hour of clearing crap out of the spare room later she finally went to sleep in there
[13:24:08] <Lard> I think I learned a bigger lesson
[13:24:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, not outrageous enough. s/you'll.*/you'll sleep in the woods across the stree with the wolves/
[13:24:59] <Lard> I'd legit follow through on that too
[13:25:13] <Lard> the chart may be the authority but I'm the guy who makes the marks
[13:25:19] <Lard> that's quite a position of responsibility
[13:26:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i probably would too. there's nothing especially dangerous over there right now. too cold for spiders and snakes at night still.
[13:27:42] <Lard> "the woods" for me is about seven trees near the play area, maybe they'd befriend some local cats and form an autonomous collective
[13:29:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ours is actual woods right across from the front of the house that go like a mile back. deer, raccoons, foxes, possums but nothing really dangerous.
[13:29:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> until it warms up anyway.
[13:29:46] <pinchy> muh dinner eating chart
[13:30:11] <Lard> as a show to solidarity I put myself on the chart
[13:30:20] <Lard> turns out I'm more of a picky eater than I believed
[13:30:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[13:30:29] <Lard> but I always get my play time!
[13:31:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not. i'll eat anything that i can get on a fork best two out of three.
[13:32:07] <pinchy> Lard: whats the typical meals for a complete day? do yall eat a lot of the same stuff over and over or mix it up as much as possible?
[13:32:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean i have foods that i affirmatively like but if i'm hungry i don't really care if i like it or not.
[13:32:15] <Lard> cottage cheese presents a problem for me on account of the fact that it's basically identical to sick
[13:32:36] <Lard> we mix it up a lot, depends what I'm in the mood to do
[13:32:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> that could be a problem when it's lasagna day
[13:32:59] <Lard> there's an industrial sized vat of vegetable soup with meatballs right now that'll last
[13:33:19] <Lard> I slow cook a lot because work but we barbecue a lot too
[13:33:41] <Lard> I fail at breakfasts though, mornings are not my thing
[13:33:41] <pinchy> Lard: so whats the longest you can go before 'repeating' a meal?
[13:34:02] <Lard> ... months I think
[13:34:08] <Lard> can't remember the last time I did this soup
[13:34:23] <Lard> and I've got a lump of mince earmarked for bolognaise
[13:34:49] <Lard> I don't think I ever straight repeat them either
[13:34:54] <Lard> there's always something different with it
[13:35:02] <pinchy> what about breakfast? do u mix it up with say flapjacks one day, eggs and blah blah the next, cereal toast another etc?
[13:35:09] <Lard> well, not always, there's not infinite permutations you can do with a jacket potato
[13:35:20] <Lard> mostly it's just cereal and toast
[13:35:21] <Lard> and tea
[13:35:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> breakfasts around here are solved by a big box of frozen sausage egg and cheese biscuits
[13:35:28] <Lard> and yoghurt and fruit
[13:35:34] <pinchy> or is it cereal most days and then special breakfast on saturday
[13:35:36] <pinchy> ok yea
[13:35:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> the adults generally only have coffee for breakfast
[13:35:45] <cmn32480> breakfast in my house is solved by cereal and milk for them
[13:35:47] <cmn32480> coffee for me
[13:35:49] <Lard> that's all I can stomach in the mornings
[13:35:54] <Lard> just coffee
[13:36:03] <cmn32480> occassionally we will mix it up on the weekends with pancakes or eggs adn sausage
[13:36:03] <Lard> I don't sleep well
[13:36:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i had to stop drinking caffeine after lunch last year
[13:36:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> at least in quantity
[13:36:55] <Lard> I need to make some life changes
[13:36:59] <Lard> I get maybe three hours a night
[13:37:04] <pinchy> wow
[13:37:12] <Lard> it's straight killing me
[13:37:16] <pinchy> 3 hrs , do u crash hard on weekends to make up for it?
[13:37:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[13:37:17] <Bender> karma - naps: 76
[13:37:28] <Lard> nope, I just sell my life to stay awake :/
[13:37:42] <Lard> pretty serious about those life changes tbh
[13:37:45] <Lard> I want to live past 60
[13:37:53] <pinchy> i used to do that, not 3 hours on weekday but like 6 or 5, then sleep late on saturday. naps on the weekend
[13:38:27] <Lard> I get Sundays mostly to myself but there's always something to do that's really important
[13:38:33] <Lard> last weekend a security door needed fixing
[13:38:51] <Lard> weekend before that I had a massive problem with a server
[13:39:15] <Lard> the last two months my main car has been off the road - transmission is broken and it's about £900 in labour to get the thing off and on again...
[13:39:22] <Lard> it's almost off!
[13:39:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can get by just fine on five or six a night. haven't needed as much as i get older.
[13:39:29] <Lard> then I can start fixing it :/
[13:39:48] <Lard> I'm aiming to get that
[13:40:12] <Lard> need to stop doing so much
[13:40:41] <Lard> I'm the architect of my own problems though
[13:40:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i tried to stop doing as much i'd have to go into a coma.
[13:41:03] <Lard> I'm intensely jealous
[13:41:14] <Lard> like right now I need to go get the kids ready for a party
[13:41:32] <Lard> yaay! Two hours of pretending to like people forced together purely from social circumstance and not choice!
[13:41:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have this ability to let things that do not matter slide though
[13:41:41] <Lard> teach me sensei
[13:41:57] <Lard> ... later...
[13:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> well like in this instance... find somewhere to sit comfortably and pull a hat over your eyes.
[13:42:01] <Lard> because party clothes
[13:42:09] <Lard> I have a hat!
[13:42:12] <Lard> I'm taking my hat
[13:42:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> take a nap instead of socializing
[13:42:21] <cmn32480> don't forget your eyelids!
[13:42:38] <Lard> am doing this
[13:42:48] <Lard> it's a Jake the Dog beanie though so it may attract the kids
[13:42:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right. beans and then fishing. almost forgot how busy i was.
[13:43:19] <Lard> right, im outies for now
[13:43:26] Lard is now known as Lard_JakeHat
[13:43:32] * TheMightyBuzzard heads off to get his version of busy on
[13:43:46] <pinchy> the old lay a towel over your eyes to sleep in the day trick
[13:44:06] <cmn32480> my wife uses a sleep mask...
[13:44:16] <cmn32480> and swears it was the best $4 she ever spent
[13:44:43] <pinchy> yea i used to use one in an apt i had with crappy blinds and a street light right outside
[13:46:14] <pinchy> at my parents home growing up, mom put one of those orange street lights on the side of the house where my bedroom was. I put alumin foil over the windows
[13:46:50] <pinchy> its was completey dark when the door was closed. it had 2 doors leading to the bedroom
[13:48:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Use Machine Learning to Quickly Detect Video Face Swaps - http://sylnt.us - deeplearn-vs-deeplearn
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[14:16:45] * cmn32480 is so glad he does not work in an office full of women. ther eis so much cattiness and pissing and moaning about EVERYTHING
[14:17:54] <cmn32480> one clique in the operations group is complaining that the other group is streaming music..
[14:18:01] <cmn32480> seriouslyt?
[14:18:10] <cmn32480> for fucks sake people... BE A GODDAMN ADULT!
[14:18:36] <pinchy> yea streaming impedes my cat video watching ability
[14:20:08] <cmn32480> they ahve a 100mb line
[14:20:24] <cmn32480> their actual usage is about 3mbps including the streaming.
[14:20:33] <cmn32480> spiking to an occassional 10mbps
[14:20:44] <cmn32480> streaming music is NOT the problem.
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[15:06:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FTC Makes Clear 'Warranty Void If Removed' Stickers Are Illegal - http://sylnt.us - just-peel-it
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[16:25:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Universal Chip Analyzer: Test Old CPUs in Seconds - http://sylnt.us - cool-tools
[16:47:07] <Bytram> ~weather vostok, antarctica
[16:47:09] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[16:47:18] <Bytram> ~weather vostok station, antarctica
[16:47:19] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[16:47:23] <Bytram> ~weather vostok station
[16:47:25] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[16:47:28] <Bytram> #weather vostok station
[16:47:28] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[16:48:33] <Bytram> http://www.eldoradocountyweather.com
[16:54:14] <Bytram> oh,m forgot thisL
[16:54:18] <Bytram> coffee++
[16:54:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4054
[16:54:22] <Bytram> and now time for a break
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[17:55:34] <Lard_JakeHat> the hat was a failure
[17:56:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - USA Had 3 Billion-Dollar Climate/Weather Disasters in the First 3 Months of 2018 - http://sylnt.us - winters-too
[17:56:52] Lard_JakeHat is now known as Lard
[17:59:37] * chromas hats off
[17:59:47] <cmn32480> how was your nap?
[18:00:32] <Lard> I was dragged on to the bouncy castle and my hat was used for a game of throw the hat
[18:00:44] <Lard> I'm now Smelly Jake
[18:00:54] <Lard> kids are brutal
[18:01:02] <cmn32480> yep
[18:02:02] <cmn32480> ahhh the things we do to keep our monsters happy
[18:02:34] <Lard> at least they're tired now so they'll probably sleep!
[18:02:44] <Bytram> cmn32480: s/happy/from complaining too much/
[18:03:11] <cmn32480> bytram - that also fits\
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[18:56:05] <Bytram> ~time x
[18:56:06] <exec> Thursday, 12 April 2018 @ 6:56 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
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[19:39:58] <chromas> sql--
[19:39:58] <Bender> karma - sql: -3
[19:40:40] <cmn32480> f**k I hate people
[19:40:47] <cmn32480> they need to all leave me the hell alone.
[19:40:58] * chromas pms cmn
[19:41:11] <cmn32480> you suggesting I have PMS?
[19:41:17] <cmn32480> #smake chromas
[19:41:17] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a new editor
[19:41:26] <cmn32480> hmmm appropriate
[19:41:38] <chromas> People Mean & Shitty
[19:55:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's TESS Mission Set to Launch on Monday April 16 - http://sylnt.us - guarding-tess
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[20:18:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's TESS Mission Set to Launch on Monday, April 16 - http://sylnt.us - guarding-tess
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[21:25:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Netflix Won't be Going to Cannes After All - http://sylnt.us - Oh,-no-room-for-Netflix-huh?-Fine,-I'll-go-build-my-own-film-festival!-With-blackjack-and-hookers!
[21:26:32] * chromas informally requests a longer dept field
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[21:57:56] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[21:57:56] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[22:04:56] * chromas dumps out MrPlow's skittle stash into the storm drain and replaces it with M&Ms
[22:05:18] <chromas> #yawnctl add M&Ms
[22:51:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, i lurve stirring up a good pile of butthurt once in a while.
[22:51:17] <alexbst> it's the only way to live
[22:55:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, there's also fishing
[22:56:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> now if you get a good signal at the lake, you can do both at the same time and win at life.
[22:56:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[22:56:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[22:56:47] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 599
[22:57:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - President Trump Proposes Rejoining the Trans-Pacific Partnership - http://sylnt.us - first-they-laugh-at-you?
[23:12:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++ # just because i haven't mentioned them in the last five minutes
[23:12:09] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 68
[23:13:11] <chromas> 8008135++ # Needed just one more
[23:13:11] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 69
[23:13:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.hardocp.com
[23:13:38] <upstart> ^ 03[H]ardOCP: Twitter Changes Revolver Emoji to Water Pistol Emoji
[23:13:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, that's not good enough
[23:14:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.hardocp.com
[23:14:02] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[23:14:04] <chromas> They're just copying apple now
[23:14:27] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[23:14:28] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[23:14:53] <chromas> Do subscribbers have the sub delay?
[23:16:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> um, stop asking me hard questions!
[23:17:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i don't think they do. pretty sure that's why exec and MrPlow have subs.
[23:17:19] <chromas> But they have the delay
[23:17:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh that's built in for anybody. i thought you meant between subs.
[23:17:49] <chromas> I wonder if they could do several subs in parallel
[23:18:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably.
[23:18:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> in theory anyway. MrPlow won't i don't think though cause he's coded not to.
[23:19:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really don't know much about reskeys. they're hard as shit to adjust or even understand.
[23:33:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, i forgot i had all them boxes of comics at the foot of my bed underneath the bedspread. it's time for some deadpool.
[23:50:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://blog.tjll.net
[23:50:02] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[23:50:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://hackaday.com
[23:50:27] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[23:50:52] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[23:50:53] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions