#soylent | Logs for 2018-04-08
« return
[00:47:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Missing Atlanta CDC Researcher Found Dead in Chattahoochee River - http://sylnt.us - gone-fishing
[01:18:06] <Bytram> ~weather Concordia
[01:18:08] <exec> 10Concordia, KS - currently 35°F / 2°C, mostly cloudy, wind SE at 7 mph, humidity 33% - Saturday mostly cloudy (28°F:41°F / -2°C:5°C), Sunday scattered showers (28°F:52°F / -2°C:11°C), Monday partly cloudy (24°F:48°F / -4°C:9°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (46°F:68°F / 8°C:20°C)
[01:18:15] <Bytram> ~weather Concordia, Antarctica
[01:18:16] <exec> 10Concordia Station, Antarctica - currently -79°F / -62°C, mostly cloudy, wind E at 6 mph, humidity 94% - Sunday cloudy (-81°F:-67°F / -63°C:-55°C), Monday cloudy (-68°F:-63°F / -56°C:-53°C), Tuesday snow showers (-54°F:-15°F / -48°C:-26°C), Wednesday cloudy (-66°F:-25°F / -54°C:-32°C)
[01:18:57] <Bytram> ~weather Nawabshaw, pakistan
[01:18:59] <exec> 10Nawabshah, Pakistan - currently 74°F / 23°C, haze, wind S at 0 mph, humidity 49% - Sunday sunny (79°F:109°F / 26°C:43°C), Monday mostly sunny (78°F:107°F / 26°C:42°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (77°F:104°F / 25°C:40°C), Wednesday sunny (76°F:104°F / 24°C:40°C)
[01:34:08] <Bytram> .deop
[01:34:08] -!- mode/#soylent [-o Bytram] by Aphrodite
[01:45:39] <fyngyrz> .deop
[01:45:39] -!- mode/#soylent [-o fyngyrz] by Aphrodite
[01:55:29] -!- Fessus has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[02:02:29] -!- Fessus [Fessus!~Fessus@xzj-100552.dhcp.missouri.edu] has joined #soylent
[02:56:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Being Cash-Free Puts Us at Risk of Attack': Swedes Turn Against Cashlessness - http://sylnt.us - downside-of-Utopia
[03:00:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> .op Bytram
[03:00:28] -!- mode/#soylent [+o Bytram] by Aphrodite
[04:44:40] -!- Sulla [Sulla!~Sulla@beouqa-182-197-100-76.mycingular.net] has joined #soylent
[04:54:16] <Sulla> Cigar++
[04:54:16] <Bender> karma - cigar: 34
[04:57:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dead Star Circled By Light - http://sylnt.us - x-marks-the-spot
[06:06:04] <chromas> From the astronomers-delight dept
[06:59:57] -!- mechanicjay1 has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[07:15:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DHS Spokesman Dismisses Criticism of Journalist Database - http://sylnt.us - nobody-think-of-the-airplanes
[08:35:14] -!- janrinok_ [janrinok_!~jan_rinok@185.230.typ.qo] has joined #soylent
[08:35:54] -!- janrinok_ has quit [Client Quit]
[08:40:24] -!- janrinok [janrinok!~jan_rinok@Soylent/Staff/Editor/janrinok] has joined #soylent
[08:40:24] -!- mode/#soylent [+v janrinok] by Aphrodite
[09:37:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Boeing Crewed Test Flight to the ISS May be Upgraded to a Full Mission - http://sylnt.us - about-that-short-trip...
[10:54:00] -!- SoyCow2308 [SoyCow2308!~4f5c05bc@609.5.01.40.rev.sfr.net] has joined #soylent
[10:54:03] -!- SoyCow2308 has quit [Client Quit]
[11:56:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Medical Cannabis Still Faces Many Hurdles in the U.S. - http://sylnt.us - king-of-pain
[13:35:23] -!- fungus [fungus!~ben@66.171.jo.vll] has joined #soylent
[13:48:18] <fyngyrz> $aa {cb}
[13:48:18] <fungus> [🍷]cranberry_juice++
[13:49:22] <fyngyrz> $aa cranberry_juice++
[13:49:22] <fungus> cranberry_juice++
[13:49:22] <Bender> karma - cranberry_juice: 7
[13:49:30] <fyngyrz> hm. Doesn't like emojis
[13:49:59] <fyngyrz> maybe this way:
[13:50:02] <fyngyrz> $aa {cb}
[13:50:02] <fungus> cranberry_juice[🍷]++
[13:50:08] <fyngyrz> nope. :)
[13:50:13] <fyngyrz> bender--
[13:50:13] <Bender> karma - bender: -5
[13:50:59] <fyngyrz> $aa {cb}
[13:50:59] <fungus> cranberry_juice++
[13:50:59] <Bender> karma - cranberry_juice: 8
[13:51:26] <fyngyrz> well, foo.
[13:54:21] <fyngyrz> $aa {h wine}
[13:54:21] <fungus> 09style help: {wine} -- Wine emoji
[13:54:27] <fyngyrz> $aa {h cb}
[13:54:27] <fungus> 09style help: {cb} -- add karma to cranberry juice via Bender
[13:54:44] <fyngyrz> off to #test
[13:54:48] <fyngyrz> sorry
[13:55:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> []fyngyrz++
[13:55:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> maybe Bender just doesn't like certain punctuation.
[13:55:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> 🍷++
[13:55:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> beer++
[13:55:59] <Bender> karma - beer: 68
[13:56:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> covfefe--
[13:56:06] <Bender> karma - covfefe: 1
[13:56:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> covfefe--
[13:56:08] <Bender> karma - covfefe: 0
[13:56:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> covfefe--
[13:56:09] <Bender> karma - covfefe: -1
[13:56:18] <fyngyrz> no... chromas got pizza to work with [pizza_emoticon]++
[13:57:00] <fyngyrz> like this:
[13:57:20] <fyngyrz> $aa {{lb}{wine}{rb}}
[13:57:20] <fungus> ? Unknown Style "[🍷]" ?
[13:57:33] <fyngyrz> $aa {lb}{wine}{rb}++
[13:57:33] <fungus> [🍷]++
[13:57:33] <Bender> karma - [🍷]: 1
[13:57:37] <fyngyrz> there, see?
[13:58:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> 🍕++
[13:58:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> [🍕]++
[13:58:19] <Bender> karma - [🍕]: 1
[13:58:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...interesting...
[13:59:05] <fyngyrz> come to test. This makes a mess
[14:15:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - At What Point Does Storing Passwords in Plaintext Become Criminally Negligent - http://sylnt.us - easier-to-check-that-way
[14:16:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm gonna answer that question with "if you're a website, immediately".
[14:33:38] -!- fungus has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[14:33:56] -!- fungus [fungus!~ben@66.171.jo.vll] has joined #soylent
[14:40:48] <fyngyrz> what if it is passwordsforsale.com ?
[14:58:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> then you should do better at protecting your product.
[15:01:30] <fyngyrz> different issue, though.
[15:52:29] <chromas> https://github.com
[15:52:30] <upstart> ^ 03GitHub · Where software is built
[15:52:39] <chromas> Gay, "This repository has been disabled."
[16:03:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably by the patriarchy
[16:05:25] <chromas> https://github.com
[16:05:25] <upstart> ^ 03GitHub - ErisBlastar/cplusequality: Feminist Software Foundation C+=, a new language for us feminists
[16:05:39] <chromas> "Booleans are banned for imposing a binary view of true and false. C+= operates paralogically and transcends the trappings of Patriarchal binary logic. No means no, and yes could mean no as well. Stop raping women."
[16:07:19] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[16:12:49] <chromas> Looks like the takedown made /. back before (fuck) beta
[16:12:58] <chromas> It's always fun to uncover ancient treasures
[16:13:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine and determining whether i'm going fishing or taking a nap time
[16:13:37] <chromas> Can't you do both?
[16:13:46] <chromas> Get in boat with fish; take nap
[16:13:59] <chromas> Sleeping alone in a small boat is a good idea, right?
[16:18:28] <fyngyrz> > No means no, and yes could mean no as well. Stop raping women.
[16:19:07] <fyngyrz> honestly, if ever my So and I part, I've no intention to do much more than talk to women, and then only when I have to.
[16:21:15] <chromas> Forunately, those types often come with warning signs, like hair appropriated from punk culture and fishmouth
[16:21:18] <fyngyrz> at some point in the collapse of communications between men and women, the risk exceeded the value
[16:21:34] <fyngyrz> YMMV, but that's my take
[16:26:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could but then i'd have to go all over the lake to find my jugs
[16:28:20] * TheMightyBuzzard is patiently waiting for someone to invent a gayser beam so he doesn't have to put up with women's shit ever again
[16:29:44] <chromas> https://tech.slashdot.org
[16:29:45] <upstart> ^ 03GitHub Takes Down Satirical 'C Plus Equality' Language - Slashdot
[16:31:11] <fyngyrz> jugs?
[16:31:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Johnson & Johnson Loses New Jersey Talc Cancer Case - http://sylnt.us - H2Mg3(SiO3)4-or-Mg3Si4O10(OH)2
[16:31:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> floaty thing you slap a line, weight, hook, and bait on.
[16:31:51] <fyngyrz> ah
[16:32:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> fish catches itself, you go pick up the jug.
[16:32:23] <fyngyrz> http://fyngyrz.com
[16:32:24] <upstart> ^ 03Introducing the SJW language « fyngyrz
[16:34:09] <chromas> Thank you for not hiding the rss link
[16:34:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> aloha is cultural appropriation
[16:34:32] <fyngyrz> and I apologize for that
[16:34:53] <chromas> "Here's why fyngyrz's apology is problematic"
[16:35:15] <fyngyrz> and I apologize for an problems
[16:35:18] <fyngyrz> any
[16:35:21] <fyngyrz> and the typo
[16:36:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> never apologize for a typo. it diminishes their value, you racist literally hitler misogynist.
[16:36:56] <fyngyrz> dammit
[16:37:07] <chromas> By calling out the typo, you're also calling out the unprivileged who are unable to type properly due to systemic bias against typeless minorities
[16:37:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> like cmn32480
[16:38:11] <fyngyrz> There, I've added to the apology for the aloha
[16:38:42] <chromas> Nice
[16:39:20] <chromas> I was a little disappointed, though, that clicking "SF Proofing Services" wasn't about resisting the culture of San Francisco
[16:39:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd make a lousy swj. i can't think of anything to double down on for apologizing about aloha.
[16:40:42] <chromas> You should apologize for abbreviating the pejorative wrong
[16:40:47] <fyngyrz> it's ok, you're special anyway
[16:40:54] * chromas hands tmb a helmet
[16:41:12] <fyngyrz> > You should apologize for abbreviating the pejorative wrong
[16:41:22] <fyngyrz> Yes. So offensive.
[16:41:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i'm dyslexic you insensitive cold
[16:41:55] <fyngyrz> that's "lysdexic"
[16:42:00] <chromas> dylsexic
[16:42:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> dylsexic++
[16:42:16] <Bender> karma - dylsexic: 1
[16:42:27] * chromas spreads lysdexic dylsexia around the chanel
[16:42:38] * chromas number 5s
[16:50:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[16:50:14] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 65
[16:53:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, nap time. see yalls later.
[16:53:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[16:53:02] <Bender> karma - naps: 75
[17:13:01] <chromas> http://www.infiltec.com
[17:13:03] <upstart> ^ 03INFILTEC: HUMOR:How to Speak and Write Postmodern
[17:21:09] <Sulla> Oh good that sounds useful
[17:25:11] <fyngyrz> it's funny as hell
[17:46:27] -!- janrinok has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[18:27:50] -!- Sulla has quit [Ping timeout: 250 seconds]
[18:56:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. and North Korean Representatives Holding Secret Talks to Plan for Summit - http://sylnt.us - we'll-see
[20:01:52] -!- Sulla [Sulla!~Sulla@fhubjm-494-954-462-489.mycingular.net] has joined #soylent
[20:24:16] <Sulla> Are we at war with syria yet? On a road trip and bad internet service
[20:27:22] <chromas> Should we be?
[20:27:47] <Sulla> The "chemical attack"
[20:27:56] <chromas> Does that affect the petro dollar?
[20:28:15] <Sulla> That conveniently happened after trump said we were leaving
[20:28:23] <Sulla> It affects the israelies
[20:28:28] * chromas sees lots of sites reusing the same stock photo
[20:28:55] <chromas> You're right. Shit, we gotta get in there
[20:28:56] <Sulla> Yeah
[20:29:12] <Sulla> Very annoying
[20:30:07] <chromas> "Trump blames Putin, Obama for Syria attack"
[20:30:42] <chromas> So fire at his house, gas abroad
[20:30:56] <Sulla> Good
[20:31:02] <Sulla> And bolton takes over on monday
[20:31:21] <chromas> Michael?
[20:31:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> drop a bunch of college kids who've eaten nothing but taco bell for a week on the palace
[20:31:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can even use parachutes if you like
[20:31:46] <chromas> Parachutes are expensive
[20:31:52] <Sulla> Macron also expressed intent on attacking nw
[20:31:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'why i made it optional
[20:33:44] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[20:34:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> it prolly says something that i'm not even mildly interested in the chemical attack story
[20:34:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably that i need to go fishing
[20:35:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, tomorrow should be excellent fishing. decent day, no wind, rising pressure all day long.
[20:36:20] <chromas> Better get in an extra nap ahead of time then
[20:36:29] <chromas> Or fish, nap, fish
[20:36:47] <Sulla> I dont care about it, even if syria did do it soverign nation etc
[20:36:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i'll be in the boat on the lake by nap time. it's not gonna be cold enough that i keep putting it off.
[20:38:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://dailycaller.com
[20:38:14] <upstart> ^ 03London Mayor Targets Knife Carrying | The Daily Caller
[20:39:29] <chromas> Damn assault knives with their 30-clip magazines
[20:40:21] <Sulla> Can flip open my assault knife 50 times a second
[20:40:46] <chromas> Jesus! There's no need for that. We need common sense knifectl
[20:40:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> well mine's about as assault-knife as they get but it's never killed anything but a snake.
[20:41:00] <chromas> Was there a snake in your boot?
[20:42:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[20:42:24] <upstart> ^ 03SWBLOP3S S&W Black Ops Linerlock - YouTube
[20:42:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept mine's black for extra assault knife points
[20:43:00] <chromas> I bet it doesn't even have a compass in the stock
[20:44:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can't find it properly on amazon anymore though on account of it's a smith and wesson knife
[20:45:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://dailycaller.com
[20:45:53] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[20:46:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> there. i haven't subbed a good flamebaity sub in a while.
[20:46:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[20:46:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[20:46:15] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 592
[20:46:18] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[20:46:19] * chromas rejects sub; accept an aris story instead
[20:46:19] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[20:47:06] <Sulla> Justasplanned
[20:47:29] <Sulla> Would be good propananda snowing he isnt discriminated against
[20:48:04] <Sulla> Id be more bothered by tmbs hatred of kives because they were literally for killing animals, and he is an alt-animal shill
[20:48:15] <Sulla> Im always carrying a knife for killing random critters
[20:53:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #NotAllAnimals
[20:53:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima cat supremacist
[21:16:49] -!- Fessus has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[21:17:07] -!- Fessus [Fessus!~Fessus@xzj-100552.dhcp.missouri.edu] has joined #soylent
[21:18:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NYPD Settles Surveillance Case with New Jersey Muslim Groups - http://sylnt.us - out-in-the-open
[23:07:32] -!- MrPlow has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[23:07:32] -!- upstart has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[23:08:10] -!- MrPlow [MrPlow!MrPlow@Soylent/BotArmy] has joined #soylent
[23:08:10] -!- MrPlow has quit [Changing host]
[23:08:10] -!- MrPlow [MrPlow!MrPlow@nsa.gov] has joined #soylent
[23:46:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ultra HD Forum Releases Phase B Guidelines for 4K Broadcasting - http://sylnt.us - progress++
[23:58:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[23:58:02] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[23:58:36] <Bytram> ~weather nawabshah
[23:58:38] <exec> 10Nawabshah, Pakistan - currently 77°F / 25°C, haze, wind SE at 0 mph, humidity 51% - Monday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:107°F / 26°C:42°C), Tuesday isolated thunderstorms (76°F:104°F / 24°C:40°C), Wednesday sunny (75°F:103°F / 24°C:39°C), Thursday sunny (75°F:104°F / 24°C:40°C)
[23:58:50] <Bytram> ~weather vostok, antarctica
[23:58:52] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[23:58:59] <Bytram> ~weather Dome A, antarctica
[23:59:01] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[23:59:10] <Bytram> ~weather Concordia, antarctica
[23:59:12] <exec> 10Concordia Station, Antarctica - currently -71°F / -57°C, cloudy, wind N at 11 mph, humidity 100% - Monday cloudy (-69°F:-55°F / -56°C:-48°C), Tuesday cloudy (-53°F:-27°F / -47°C:-33°C), Wednesday cloudy (-54°F:-5°F / -48°C:-21°C), Thursday cloudy (-62°F:-30°F / -52°C:-34°C)
[23:59:26] * TheMightyBuzzard is in the process of writing up a CoC for SN
[23:59:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> initial rough draft here: https://github.com