#soylent | Logs for 2018-03-25
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[00:05:33] <Sulla> Is supposed to have fancy encryption and stuff
[00:05:51] <Sulla> Buddy who is really into that sort of thing figures its better than nothing
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[00:16:24] <Ethanol-fueled> man, I'm feeling hungry for a big-bite hot dog.
[00:17:52] <Ethanol-fueled> You don't understand. Those fast sweaty hot dogs and all that nacho cheese.
[00:19:26] <Ethanol-fueled> When you've experienced a Big-Bite hot dog, it's like crack cocaine.
[00:20:13] <Ethanol-fueled> You will kill your grandmother for a Big Bite Hot-Dog.
[00:22:33] <Ethanol-fueled> I MUST HAVE A BIG-BITE HOT DOG.
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[00:24:49] <Sulla> kek is a big bite hot dog
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[00:53:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, those Big-Bite hot dogs are smelling good right about now.
[00:53:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Good Evening, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:54:15] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm glad Jesus Christ made cigarettes.
[00:56:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Now, I don't have a lot of nice things to say about the Jews.
[00:57:00] <Ethanol-fueled> But they did invent some great things. Kosher beef hot dogs, for example.
[00:58:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Hot dogs are guts and generally offal, but like other sausages there are good ones and there are better ones.
[00:59:19] <Ethanol-fueled> And when you get a Big-Bite hot dog and drench it with nacho cheese, the results are magical.
[01:00:14] <Ethanol-fueled> All those rancid chopped tomatoes and onions cede into the background.
[01:00:58] <Ethanol-fueled> The American combo of ketchup and mustard launches their ways into the foreground.
[01:01:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Goddamn, I love being an American. Living in America.
[01:04:05] <Ethanol-fueled> To quote Sgt. Joe Friday: " We did a whole lot of fighting around the world, and whether or not you believe it was moral a lot of Americans are free to enjoy good hot dogs...and that just may include you"
[01:06:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Have you ever eaten a fat, sweaty hot dog?
[01:07:03] <Ethanol-fueled> We all have, you know, and most of us in different curcumstances.
[01:10:01] <Ethanol-fueled> This is why I now believe that multiculturalism is good.
[01:10:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Because of those hot dogs.
[01:12:50] <Sulla> Okay before you go
[01:13:00] <Sulla> The kek is a big bite hot dog
[01:13:58] <Ethanol-fueled> No, dude, this is a big deal.
[01:14:27] <Ethanol-fueled> I had an isolationist, tribalist mentality.
[01:14:55] <Ethanol-fueled> But I ate a Big-Bite hot dog drenched in nacho cheese.
[01:15:12] <Ethanol-fueled> And, suddenly, everything was magical.
[01:15:31] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't dislike minorities anymore.
[01:15:32] <Sulla> Hope it doesnt contain any pork
[01:15:55] <Sulla> Hell "dog" is offensive
[01:16:06] <Sulla> Dogs are dirty and disgusting according to muslims
[01:16:17] <Sulla> Should be big bite hot "word"
[01:16:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Even if it did, it opened a new dimesnsion into doggination devotees.
[01:17:24] <Sulla> Muslims are against the big bite hot dog at every level
[01:17:29] <Sulla> You cant be okay with both
[01:17:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Not after they try one.
[01:18:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Wich nacho cheese, minced tomatoes and onions.
[01:18:21] <Ethanol-fueled> It is a whole satisfying meal in only 3 bites.
[01:18:35] <Sulla> Muslims can ingratiate themselves with alcohol and still kill nonbelievers
[01:19:04] <Ethanol-fueled> You will never solve that problem with booze. But you will solve it with bites.
[01:19:08] <Ethanol-fueled> BIG bites.
[01:19:51] <Ethanol-fueled> The way to a man's stomach, after all, is through his heart.
[01:20:19] <Sulla> Question is whether the big bite will convert muslims before they convert it
[01:21:37] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm sure it sill.
[01:21:42] <Ethanol-fueled> will^
[01:22:13] <Sulla> Have any evidence of converts already? The pork thing is hard to get past
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[01:22:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Yes. I knew a guy called "Akhmed AL-Jihadi."
[01:23:09] <Sulla> I think you should, citing your newfound convictions
[01:23:15] <Sulla> Go on a haag
[01:23:20] <Sulla> And open a big bite stand
[01:23:31] <Ethanol-fueled> He hated the AMerican way of life. But I bought him a Big-Bite hot dog drenched with nacho cheese, ketchup and mustard.
[01:23:39] <Sulla> Prove that the big bite is stronger
[01:23:52] <Sulla> One man does not break muhammad
[01:23:55] <Ethanol-fueled> the big-bite was stronger than he.
[01:24:19] <Sulla> kek ive been in the hospital all day and 7-11 is down the street
[01:24:28] <Ethanol-fueled> he reconciled the teachings of Muhamnmad with the halal kosher big-bite.
[01:24:58] <Sulla> Literally surrender
[01:25:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Now, he and I, former worst enemies, get together over 7-11 dinners every week.
[01:25:32] * Sulla Ethanol-fueled
[01:25:50] <Ethanol-fueled> He prefers japalenos. I prefer nacho cheese, ketchup, and mustard.
[01:25:59] <Sulla> Guess im EF now, ill fight the war you couldnt
[01:26:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Washington State's New Anti-Censorship Law Helps Student Journalists - http://sylnt.us - good
[01:26:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Sulla, I never believed in the neverending fight. Even when I was a kid I won my battles with bullies by turning them rather than fighting them.
[01:27:14] <Sulla> Id miss your drunken ranting too much
[01:27:21] <Sulla> Or what I assume is drunken
[01:27:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Sulla, my drunken ranting will never go away.
[01:27:37] <Sulla> Thats good
[01:27:54] <Sulla> I always laughed that the most pro trump guy I knew was a muslim
[01:28:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Hot dogs are only one part of what we politicos call a "soft war"
[01:28:22] <Sulla> Rather, is
[01:28:33] <Ethanol-fueled> For example, McDonald's in China.
[01:28:51] <Sulla> China is a tough nut to crack
[01:28:54] <Sulla> Nixons dead
[01:29:09] <Sulla> Nixon got 100 years peace but the clock is running out
[01:30:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Nah, he bought himself some time.
[01:30:18] <Ethanol-fueled> But our time is running out.
[01:31:04] <Ethanol-fueled> The soft war China has waged agaist us has yielded more advantage than what we have waged against them.
[01:31:25] <Ethanol-fueled> The tide is turning but that leaves us with some growing pains...
[01:39:49] <Ethanol-fueled> I will leave now. Buf before I go,
[01:40:13] <Ethanol-fueled> The United States of America will NEVER fall.
[01:41:08] <Ethanol-fueled> And to all of you fifth-columnist bastards who seek to subvert this might nation from within,
[01:41:20] <Ethanol-fueled> GO AHEAD AND TRY.
[01:41:23] <Sulla> Implying
[01:41:31] <Sulla> Communists already own all of education
[01:41:51] <Ethanol-fueled> No, they don't.
[01:42:25] <Sulla> Arent you in california?
[01:42:41] <Ethanol-fueled> They still don't, even here.
[01:42:48] <Sulla> It wasnt until I looked it up myself in college I learned stalin and lenin and mao were mass murdurers
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[01:43:23] <Ethanol-fueled> We don't care about that. Even here we have rattlesnakes on our cars.
[01:43:29] <Sulla> In oregon I was taught in a public school that lenin was an amazingly good guy who was perfect, then stalin messed up as all humans are imperfect. Mao only failed because of the west
[01:43:41] <Sulla> Its pervasive
[01:43:50] <Sulla> Kids are exposed at every level
[01:44:03] <Ethanol-fueled> In California we are taught libertarianism from an early age.
[01:44:10] <Sulla> Equity vs quality, equality of outcome not equality of opportunity
[01:44:14] <Ethanol-fueled> CNN won't tell you that, though
[01:44:56] <Sulla> Kids being stuffed with medicine for "behavioral issues" that amount to normal human behavior that has always existed
[01:45:12] <Sulla> Lindsay shepard up in Canada
[01:45:26] <Sulla> Almost every cartoon
[01:45:37] <Sulla> For a nuclear family you have to watch korean cartoons
[01:47:06] <Ethanol-fueled> What matters is AMERICAN
[01:47:39] <Ethanol-fueled> We WILL WIN the fight
[01:48:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Just watch. Wait and see.
[01:48:04] <Sulla> Its already lost
[01:48:10] <Sulla> Lower standard of living
[01:48:19] <Sulla> Lowered expected life expectancy
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[01:48:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Your defeatism saddens me, Sulla.
[01:49:00] <Sulla> Rent based society because boomers "know what they have"
[01:49:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Okay, your Oregon you may consider "lost"
[01:49:42] <Sulla> Thats reasonable
[01:49:51] <Sulla> I need to get back up to Alaska
[01:49:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Californians will win.
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[01:50:12] <Sulla> Cali needs to breed another nixon
[01:50:33] <Ethanol-fueled> We don't need to "breed" anything. We have already won.
[01:50:49] <Sulla> Anyways. Il catch you later, need to change a daiper
[01:51:07] <Ethanol-fueled> See how the others collapse in upon themselves.
[01:51:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Hee hee ha ha hoooooo!
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[02:01:26] <Fnord666> #submit https://www.engadget.com
[02:01:27] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:01:52] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:01:53] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[02:05:40] <Fnord666> #submit https://www.engadget.com
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[02:06:07] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[02:13:08] <Fnord666> #submit https://www.engadget.com
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[02:13:35] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[02:22:50] <Fnord666> #submit http://www.lanl.gov
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[02:23:17] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[02:23:24] <Fnord666> #submit https://arstechnica.com
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[02:23:51] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[10:45:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Richard Dawkins to Give Away Copies of the God Delusion in Islamic Countries - http://sylnt.us - stay-tuned
[11:41:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:41:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4016
[11:41:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:41:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:41:34] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 588
[12:19:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, i think i got my firewall set to block non-lan ssh traffic to my desktop back at home or something.
[12:39:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, thankfully i had boron allowed though
[12:55:40] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:55:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4017
[12:55:49] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:55:51] * exec unwillingly stuffs a screenshot of bananas into TheMightyBuzzard
[12:56:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[12:56:05] * exec problematically throws a basket of porn at Bytram
[12:56:30] <Bytram> problematically? I think you won
[12:57:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> possibly
[12:58:05] <Bytram> #g yes, we have no bananas today
[12:58:05] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org!_We_Have_No_Bananas - "Yes! We Have No Bananas\" is a novelty song by Frank Silver and Irving Cohn published July 19, 1923. It became a major hit in 1923 when it was recorded by Billy Jones, Arthur Hall, Irving Kaufman, and others. It was covered later by Benny Goodman and his Orchestra, Spike Jones & His City Slickers, and many more."
[12:58:06] <upstart> ^ 03Yes - Wikipedia
[12:58:58] <Bytram> I knew it was Billy $something... "Jones"!! gotta remember that
[12:59:22] <Bytram> ugh, today is a workday and I shouls be at work in an hour or so
[12:59:27] <Bytram> s/lsw/ld/
[12:59:35] <Bytram> s/ls/ld/
[12:59:36] <exec> <Bytram> ugh, today is a workday and I should be at work in an hour or so
[13:01:48] <Bytram> biab
[13:17:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - YouTube Expands Firearms Restrictions, Some Content Creators Move - http://sylnt.us - I-didnt-see-that-coming
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[13:36:43] <Bytram> ok, gtg have a great day everyone!!!
[13:42:16] <fyngyrz> clamato++
[13:42:16] <Bender> karma - clamato: 8
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[19:45:03] <mrpg> https://www.engadget.com
[19:45:04] <upstart> ^ 03After Math: Business as usual
[19:45:30] <mrpg> Nice story, a lot of numbers about some things.
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[20:04:29] <mrpg> #freearistarchus!!!
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[20:17:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Everything We Think about the Political Correctness Debate is Wrong - http://sylnt.us - true-or-false
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[20:41:23] <bacterium> приветик :)
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[20:45:56] <chromas> Хакер!
[21:32:05] <bacterium> guilty as charged
[21:32:14] bacterium is now known as bacteria
[21:33:08] <bacteria> we plead not guilty, your honors, by means of split personality, + the twins defense
[21:57:52] <Sulla> Shit soylent has been taken over by literally russians!
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