#soylent | Logs for 2018-03-16
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[00:31:50] <cmn32480> #smake TheMightyBuzzard for not getting the quote file from the backups
[00:31:50] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard for not getting the quote file from the backups upside the head with a strawman
[00:32:00] <cmn32480> !quote 333
[00:32:00] <Bender> Quote 333 - <Ethanol-fueled_> Plus, she had my dad as a high-school teacher, so I was already in!
[00:32:12] <cmn32480> !qutoe 999
[00:32:15] <chromas> !quote horse
[00:32:15] <Bender> Quote 489 - <SirFinkus> and I'm sure people are still fucking horses
[00:32:19] <cmn32480> !quote 999
[00:32:19] <Bender> Can't find quote 999
[00:32:19] <Bender> Also in quotes: 617, 642, 762
[00:32:40] <cmn32480> #smake cmn32480 for not trying it first and assuming TMB was fuck all lazy
[00:32:40] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 for not trying it first and assuming TMB was fuck all lazy upside the head with Tetsuko's special internet
[00:33:33] * cmn32480 needs to pack all his dirty lundry in his suit case in preparation for departure...
[00:33:42] * cmn32480 is also considering killing zombies
[00:34:44] <chromas> Lollipop Chainsaw?
[00:35:00] <cmn32480> Double Barrel Rootabega
[00:36:34] <chromas> zombies vs vegetables?
[00:36:41] <chromas> What's the difference?
[00:37:19] <cmn32480> the vegetable juice tastes better
[00:40:49] * cmn32480 decides to practice his Chinese before doing anything else
[00:45:39] * TheMightyBuzzard IS fuck all lazy but he only had to change an S to an s in a config file and all was well again
[00:46:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - High Number of Adults Unable to do Basic Mathematical Tasks - http://sylnt.us - ∫-√(1+[f(x)']²)dx
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[01:07:44] <Sulla> If im not on the clock im under no obligation to clean
[01:07:56] <Sulla> By clean I mean do math
[01:16:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> obligation? no. it's still wise to though. handing bills to a clerk until they say "when" may make their day but it's not financially advisable.
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[01:33:03] <cmn32480> only like 5 more days and I get to go home....
[01:35:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ home home in lagrange ♫
[01:36:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt lagrange
[01:36:02] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:36:03] <upstart> ^ 03ZZ Top - La Grange - YouTube
[01:37:14] <cmn32480> been out almost 2 weeks so far
[01:37:24] <cmn32480> i don't miss the kids
[01:37:32] <cmn32480> well... some
[01:37:37] <cmn32480> and I kinda miss the wife
[01:37:48] <cmn32480> I really miss the cat and the dog
[01:38:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> need some pussy and someone putting their face in your crotch, eh?
[01:38:37] <cmn32480> bascally
[01:39:37] <cmn32480> it'll be nice to sleep in my own bed... next to my wife...
[01:40:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, my female cousin just learned something today. she got a new babysitter for her kids, the oldest of which don't need one but isn't ready to take care of the younger ones yet.
[01:41:00] <cmn32480> and the baby sitter is boinking the babysit-ee?
[01:41:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> oldest is a boy of 12 what had been moping around the house being all sad sack for a couple weeks. meets the 17yo babysitter of hotness +5 and suddenly he's skipping and whistling and shit.
[01:42:08] <cmn32480> hehehe
[01:42:17] <cmn32480> may the schwartz be with him!
[01:42:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> it took me like three different ways of phrasing it but eventually "tits cheer guys up" finally got through to her.
[01:42:46] <cmn32480> !quote TheMightyBuzzard
[01:42:46] <Bender> Quote 188 - <TheMightyBuzzard> no biggie, just had to decide where to put it.
[01:42:50] <Bender> Also in quotes: 189, 191, 203, 204, 235, 259, 262, 290, 291, 301, 307, 321, 340, 343, 369, 370, 373, 378, 385, 391, 413, 414, 417, 428, 431, 432, 433, 434, 436, 438, 477, 564, 566, 572, 596, 597, 602, 603, 610, 613, 620, 621, 634, 640, 653, 661, 664, 666, 675, 681, 690, 691, 708, 717, 719, 720, 723, 731, 740, 743, 755, 771, 777, 778, 788, 805, 806, 808, 812, 813, 815, 820, - 1 more
[01:42:58] <cmn32480> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[01:42:58] <Bender> Added quote 860
[01:43:10] <cmn32480> truth!
[01:43:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i still say Hooters needs to buy Twizzlers's catchphrase.
[01:44:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> "delightfully tacky yet unrefined" is nice and all but "makes mouths happy" is more accurate
[01:44:17] <cmn32480> i will admit, I most certainly noticed the new nursing mother in our South Carolina office
[01:44:26] <cmn32480> lol
[01:44:35] <cmn32480> she was always small
[01:44:46] <cmn32480> but since she had a kid... Holy Gazongas!
[01:45:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly. you ain't gotta put your pecker between them for boobs to put a spring in your step. sure it don't hurt but it ain't strictly necessary.
[01:45:40] <cmn32480> nah she's married
[01:45:43] <cmn32480> I'm married
[01:46:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> and yet they still happied you up a bit
[01:46:05] <cmn32480> but sure as hell made me happy when she was having computer trouble today
[01:46:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[01:46:21] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 60
[01:46:51] <cmn32480> 8008135++
[01:46:51] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 61
[01:46:54] <cmn32480> amen
[01:46:56] <cmn32480> coffee++
[01:46:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4003
[01:46:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i should fix bender to increment that and bewbs by two each time instead of one.
[01:47:14] <cmn32480> what if she has a uniboob?
[01:47:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> odd numbers of boobs is just wrong
[01:48:03] * cmn32480 changes his name to "Al - The Great White Hooter Hunter"
[01:48:21] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[01:48:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> hooters hooters, yum yum yum, hooters hooters, on a girl that's dumb
[01:48:49] <cmn32480> lol
[01:49:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> i needa see if i still got that on the media server
[01:50:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, nope. gonna have to recover from backup.
[01:50:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> thankfully i store all my important shit on thepiratebay
[01:51:11] <cmn32480> good plan!
[01:51:25] * cmn32480 makes a mental note to get his PVN running when he gets home.
[01:51:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheaper than having a VPS for backups
[01:52:31] <cmn32480> yup
[01:54:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hey, bedtime! i shall go smoke then get my sleeps on.
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[02:17:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oklahoma is Poised to Become the First State to Use Nitrogen Gas in Executions - http://sylnt.us - fundamental-states-of-matter
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[02:23:51] <chromas> Why not carbon monoxide?
[02:25:07] <cmn32480> Nitrogen is probably cheaper
[02:25:20] <cmn32480> you can get a tank from any bar or restaurant with beer taps
[02:25:21] <Ellenor> chromas: Nitrogen is less painful
[02:26:47] <chromas> True. We need to get oil prices down so we can hook people up to the exhaust pipes of old cars without spending $3.499 per gallon :)
[02:27:18] * Ellenor puke
[02:29:34] <cmn32480> that's a bit of a leap chromas
[02:29:37] <chromas> Another option could be to release the prisoners but make them live in da hood
[02:29:55] <chromas> Put a MAGA hat on them and see how long they last
[02:30:19] * cmn32480 pats chromas on the head condescendingly
[02:30:59] * chromas wipes the cmn off his hair
[02:31:27] <cmn32480> ok
[02:31:32] <cmn32480> flowers are ordered fro the wife
[02:31:57] <cmn32480> I think I have most everything packed
[02:32:16] * cmn32480 checks the story queue
[02:33:36] * chromas tries to unload module badjoke.pl
[02:34:22] * cmn32480 suggests that seconding some stories moght help
[02:36:48] <chromas> If anything that would load the module twice
[02:39:36] <cmn32480> that shoudl make it cancel out
[02:41:12] <Ellenor> lentil
[02:47:23] <chromas> Lentils are the capacitors of the legume world
[02:50:17] <cmn32480> thanks for coming on board chromas...
[02:50:25] <cmn32480> you'll regret it. I promise
[02:50:38] * cmn32480 shuts down and heads off to bed.
[02:50:44] <chromas> As will you :)
[02:51:02] <cmn32480> I already do... and I'm only around every so often any mroe
[02:51:12] <cmn32480> ~gnight chromas
[02:51:14] * exec defiantly throws a cache of eye crust at chromas
[02:51:19] <cmn32480> ~gnight Ellenor
[02:51:21] * exec unjustifiably planks a keg of breakfast cake for Ellenor
[02:51:40] <Ellenor> cunt
[02:51:43] <chromas> ~g'night cmn32480
[02:51:46] * exec fanatically queefs a wad of init scripts at cmn32480
[02:52:15] <cmn32480> not last time I checked... but I'll keep my eyes open in case that changes
[02:52:42] <chromas> We do have a dearth of Aussies lately
[02:53:21] <cmn32480> given the number of ways to die over there... I'd have expected a death of Aussies... but hey, whatever works
[02:53:49] <chromas> I wonder what happened to JamesNZ. New Zealand == Australia, right?
[02:54:05] <cmn32480> more or less
[03:46:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Largest U.S. Radio Company, iHeartMedia, Files for Bankruptcy - http://sylnt.us - sad-to-hear-you-go
[05:17:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Biotech and Biohackers at SXSW - http://sylnt.us - meanwhile-at-NXNE
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[06:47:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Costly Journals Add Almost No Value Over Freely-Available Pre-Prints - http://sylnt.us - editor-lives-matter
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[08:29:27] <chromas> Custer's Revenge needs a reboot, but with a black transwoman as the protagonist
[08:30:33] <boru> ...
[08:31:32] <chromas> Diversity
[08:32:26] <boru> Where will it end?
[08:33:30] <chromas> Nowhere. And if anything needs a reboot, it's the bad movies and games, instead of the good ones
[09:01:19] <FatPhil> But what if they think that the problem was that they weren't using enough diversity, and just try adding more, and more, and more,
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[09:14:27] <chromas> You can't have too much diversity. That's why people bitched about Stan Lee appearing in that one movie
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[09:37:08] <chromas> Good point
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[10:06:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google and LG to Show Off World's Highest Resolution OLED-on-Glass Display in May - http://sylnt.us - moar-faster-pixels
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[10:37:51] <FatPhil> fork me in the coin hole. sitting in the pub, with shitty FTV playing on one the tellies, I see that there's going to be a "FTV Coin Deluxe" ICO.
[10:38:37] <FatPhil> which bit of "coins were so last year" do these fashionists not uunderstand?
[10:40:53] <FatPhil> they're showing scenes of the launch party, and there are loads of "beautiful people" and then a few who are the IT equivalent of Harvey Weinstein.
[10:52:24] <FatPhil> i can't sit in a seat facing the ftv screen, my brain tries to hang itself with my spinal column in order to protect itself from worse harm.
[11:18:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:18:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4004
[11:19:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh and...
[11:19:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:19:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:19:47] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 584
[11:19:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> while i'm at it
[11:37:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fallout 3 Recreation Mod Halted After Hint of Audio Extraction Legal Issues - http://sylnt.us - I-see^w-hear-what-you-[almost]-did-there
[12:00:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg. i don't feel like fighting with rehash install yet. think i'll get some more nicotine and caffeine in me then see how things stand.
[12:01:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:01:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:01:08] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 585
[13:10:55] <pinchy> !quote
[13:17:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote
[13:17:24] <Bender> quote <ID/search string>
[13:17:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Open Sources Azure Service Fabric - http://sylnt.us - Come-on-into-the-azure-waters
[13:17:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> think bender requires you to be nickserv authed for !quote
[13:18:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg. i need some brain clearing vidya before i start back in on making a rehash install work.
[13:20:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> back after a bit
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[17:10:10] <Sulla> When is the next falcon heavy launch
[17:11:41] <pinchy> sunday sunday sunday
[17:11:47] <pinchy> at 7pm
[17:11:54] <pinchy> right after fox newz
[17:12:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://spaceflightnow.com says June 13.
[17:12:29] <upstart> ^ 03Launch Schedule – Spaceflight Now
[17:15:13] <Sulla> Just found that as well
[17:15:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> one of our bots that keeps history needs a LMGTFY command
[17:19:35] <pinchy> #g when is the next falcon heavy launch
[17:19:36] <MrPlow> https://spaceflightnow.com - "24: H-2A/IGS Optical 6 delayed; Falcon 9/Hispasat 30W-6 delayed; Ariane 5/Superbird 8/DSN 1 & Hylas 4 delayed; Falcon 9/Iridium Next 41-50 delayed; Rockot/Sentinel 3B delayed; Falcon 9/Iridium Next 51-55 & GRACE Follow-On delayed. March 21Soyuz • ISS 54S. Launch time: 1744 GMT (1:44 p.m. EDT) Launch site: ..."
[17:19:56] <upstart> ^ 03Launch Schedule – Spaceflight Now
[17:41:58] <Teckla> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com
[17:42:01] <Teckla> LOL ^
[17:49:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> Fortunately for me, having worked as QA and a developer, almost none of the people I've worked with have been like that. Of course, the project managers have actually been *worse* than what's depicted...
[18:16:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Validation of an Effective, Low Cost, Free/Open-Access 3D-Printed Stethoscope - http://sylnt.us - i-can-hear-you-now
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[19:57:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Union of Concerned Scientists Email Survey Flagged as Spam Within EPA - http://sylnt.us - I-didn't-sign-up-for-it
[20:17:00] <takyon> https://www.anandtech.com
[20:17:00] <upstart> ^ 03Our Interesting Call with CTS-Labs
[20:17:23] <takyon> https://www.hpcwire.com
[20:17:25] <upstart> ^ 03Record Breaking Amount in Total Tape Capacity Shipments Announced by the LTO Program
[20:17:32] <takyon> https://www.nytimes.com
[20:17:33] <upstart> ^ 03Toys ‘R’ Us Case Is Test of Private Equity in Age of Amazon - The New York Times
[20:17:42] <takyon> https://www.livescience.com
[20:17:42] <upstart> ^ 03Why Coffee Could Be the Opposite of Cannabis
[20:17:56] <takyon> https://www.hpcwire.com
[20:17:58] <upstart> ^ 03Quantum Computing vs. Our ‘Caveman Newtonian Brain’: Why Quantum Is So Hard
[20:19:39] <takyon> https://www.theregister.co.uk
[20:19:39] <upstart> ^ 03Boffins build 'body-on-a-chip' for drugs tests • The Register
[20:19:49] <takyon> https://www.sciencedaily.com
[20:19:49] <upstart> ^ 03A milestone in petahertz electronics: Observation of attosecond optical-field-enhanced carrier injection into the GaAs conduction band -- ScienceDaily
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