#soylent | Logs for 2018-03-12
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[01:17:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sandvine’s PacketLogic Devices Used to Deploy Government Spyware - http://sylnt.us - value-added-packet-inspection
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[03:37:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Unveils 58 GB and 118 GB Optane SSDs - http://sylnt.us - steady-improvements
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[05:56:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FCC Accuses Startup of Unauthorized Launch of Commercial Satellites - http://sylnt.us - testing-anti-satellite-technology
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[07:37:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - When Slow Downloads Hit an App Developer, Only Comcast Customers Suffered - http://sylnt.us - tubes-are-blocked
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[09:16:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - San Francisco Tech Company Fired Software Engineers Seeking to Unionize - http://sylnt.us - violating-federal-law
[09:19:12] <FatPhil> (Score: 5, Troll) :)
[09:28:23] <FatPhil> http://www.youtube.com
[09:28:25] <upstart> ^ 03Go Fast: Official USG Footage of UAP for Public Release - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
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[10:57:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Flippy Takes a Lunch Break - http://sylnt.us - would-you-like-fries-with-that
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[12:00:44] <Landon_> howdy crowdy o/
[12:15:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Deadly Superbug Just Got Scarier—It Can Mysteriously Thwart Last-Resort Drug - http://sylnt.us - bugs-are-smart
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[13:46:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CRISPR Becomes More Precise - http://sylnt.us - getting-better
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[14:46:08] <pinchy> " For now, there's no robot for those tasks."
[14:46:24] <pinchy> so the robot only did 10% of the work
[14:47:19] <pinchy> could prolly make it a bazillion times faster just feeding all the ingredients used in a burger and puree'ing it into a shake
[14:47:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> you'd have to cook the beef first (unless you want E.coli infections running rampant)
[14:48:21] <pinchy> of course, just cook the meat, add all the other ingredients into a hopper
[14:48:26] <pinchy> the thru the blender
[14:48:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> and you'd just end up with something resembling Soylent (the food product), but with a different level of disgustingness.
[14:48:32] <pinchy> into a shake
[14:48:46] <pinchy> dont even need to chew
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[14:52:07] <chromas> Roll the beef onto a conveyor belt then have an automatic blade cut it into rectangle burgers
[14:52:11] <chromas> Then get sued by Wendys
[14:53:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> *and* get sued by whoever makes the "pink slime" extruder machines!...unless you've got a clever patent lawyer.
[14:59:05] <cortex> automation is a meme
[14:59:06] <cortex> https://twitter.com
[14:59:06] <upstart> ^ 0313D Global Strategy & Research on Twitter: "Cover stories from Der Spiegel in 1964, 1978 and 2016 predicting that #robots will put humans out of work. The more things change, the more they stay the same. #automation #futureofwork… https://t.co"
[14:59:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> yup.
[14:59:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> Productivity skyrockets; real wages go down.
[15:00:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> Less work for the workers of the world to do, because the robots do it better faster cheaper.
[15:00:46] <cortex> you've also fallen for the meme
[15:00:52] <cortex> I'm saying it's not really a thing
[15:01:01] <cortex> that is happening.
[15:01:24] <boru> I think the proles should battle the robots for workplace dominance.
[15:02:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> Just because it's happening very very very slowly doesn't mean it isn't happening.
[15:02:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> But there's definitely no need to panic yet... and probably not anytime in my lifetime.
[15:03:57] <cortex> "not anytime in my lifetime" is basically "it's not happening"
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[15:15:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Usenet, Authentication, and Engineering - We Can Learn from the Past - http://sylnt.us - full-of-300bps-goodness
[15:17:48] <chromas> Automation's taking awhile because we have Chinese and Mexicans playing robot for us
[15:18:24] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[15:18:26] <upstart> ^ 03A bit of Fry & Laurie - Sex talk in class - YouTube
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[15:21:22] <chromas> It wasn't that bad, MacBook
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[16:46:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pikachu vs. Crime in Singapore - http://sylnt.us - mcgruff-the-crime-dog-2.0
[17:00:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> I think I hate the person who wrote this program.
[17:00:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> Everywhere through it is code of the following format:
[17:01:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> WriteLog("Some string", false, fileHandle);
[17:01:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> followed by
[17:01:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> if (displayResultsInConsole) { Console.WriteLine("Some string"); }
[17:02:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> but of course ^ that bit is split onto four lines.
[17:02:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> WHY DID YOU NOT JUST PUT THAT LAST PART IN WriteLog AND PASS A SECOND BOOLEAN?
[17:03:06] * AndyTheAbsurd flips a shit
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[18:17:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A First Look at Browser-Based Cryptojacking - http://sylnt.us - all-your-browsers-are-belong-to-us
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[18:51:19] <Bytram_> Coffee++
[18:51:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3997
[18:51:47] <Bytram_> !uid
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[19:38:08] <boru> #submit https://www.subarutelescope.org
[19:38:10] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[19:38:36] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[19:38:37] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[19:39:27] <boru> #submit http://www.eso.org
[19:39:28] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[19:39:31] <boru> Pft.
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[20:07:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Newly-Released Video Shows 2015 U.S. Navy Sighting of UFO - http://sylnt.us - doo-dah-dee-dum-duum
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[20:49:09] <bacteria> *id
[20:49:12] <bacteria> #id
[20:49:26] <bacteria> #uid
[20:49:44] <bacteria> coffee ++
[20:49:47] <bacteria> coffee++
[20:49:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3998
[20:49:54] <bacteria> flexo++
[20:49:54] <Bender> karma - flexo: 1
[20:49:59] <bacteria> sriracha++
[20:49:59] <Bender> karma - sriracha: 3
[20:50:01] <bacteria> sriracha++
[20:50:02] <Bender> karma - sriracha: 4
[20:50:12] <bacteria> horse raddish++
[20:50:17] <bacteria> horse-raddish++
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[21:47:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Muscle Loss of Old Age Linked to Nerve Loss - http://sylnt.us - Take-a-hike
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[23:25:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Attempting to Standardize Features of Accelerated Mobile Pages (AMP) - http://sylnt.us - embrace,-extend...
[23:30:46] <mrpg> #g amp
[23:30:47] <MrPlow> https://www.ampproject.org - "The Accelerated Mobile Pages (AMP) Project is an open source initiative that makes it easy for publishers to create mobile-friendly content once and have it load instantly everywhere. – AMP."
[23:30:49] <upstart> ^ 03Accelerated Mobile Pages Project – AMP
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