#soylent | Logs for 2018-03-09
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[00:18:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Universal Flu Vaccine Remains Elusive - http://sylnt.us - cough-cough-great-idea-cough-cough
[00:30:34] <mechanicjay> !seen fyngyrz
[00:30:45] <mechanicjay> #seen fyngyrz
[00:30:45] <MrPlow> [2018-03-08 17:23:23] #soylent <fyngyrz> absurd amounts of luck
[00:31:07] <mechanicjay> #tell fyngyrz I have your sn email account setup, ping me when you're around for details
[00:31:07] <MrPlow> Okay, I'll tell them next time I see them.
[01:37:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Awkward! All of Oculus's Rift Headsets Have Stopped Working Due to an Expired Certificate - http://sylnt.us - IoT-just-got-better-dept.
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[02:36:30] <mrpg> .
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[03:16:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Use of Nerve Agent Confirmed in Skripal Assassination Attempt - http://sylnt.us
[03:16:46] <Bytram> whereto? http://sylnt.us
[03:16:54] <upstart> ^ 03Use of Nerve Agent Confirmed in Skripal Assassination Attempt - SoylentNews ( https://soylentnews.org )
[04:46:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Making Shoes, Bins, Cups, and Other Objects With Chewing Gum - http://sylnt.us - gumshoes
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[06:17:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Metal-Free Catalyst Extends The Range Of Ester Synthesis - http://sylnt.us - what-a-stink
[06:59:16] * bacterium undergoes mitosis
[06:59:21] bacterium is now known as bacteria
[06:59:31] <bacteria> that felt goooooooooooooooood
[07:45:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Granted Patent For Self-Balancing Robot - http://sylnt.us - been-around-for-years
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[08:10:19] <chromas> You know what SN really needs is new topic icons. Too many colors. We need flat, monochrome icons that animate when I click them
[08:10:54] <chromas> We need CSS animation too, so clicking an article makes it expand to fill the window
[08:16:28] <bacteria> just wait
[08:17:11] <bacteria> soon there will be a web bot that can turn text blurbs such as that of yours into clipart near-instantly
[08:17:36] <bacteria> all you have to do is bend over and have your cpu pump out a few byte-banknotes
[08:22:57] <chromas> I bet you could use an rnn for that
[08:23:26] <chromas> train it on keywords for various cliparts, then words for compositions, then let it run wild
[09:45:55] <Sulla> Got pulled over for smoke rollin out the window. Cop thought he had an easy add to his quota and was not pleased to find me smoking a cigar
[09:46:37] <Sulla> Tried to make shit up about eratic driving and following cars too close, asked him if he wanted to review my dash and he told me to just get going
[09:49:08] <chromas> He didn't even shoot you or nuffin?
[09:49:19] <chromas> Or do a vehicle search so he could steal your things?
[10:01:22] <Sulla> Nope, most likely figured it was fruitless and more profit in hurrying off to bug someone else
[10:01:27] <Sulla> Plus was out of jurisdiction
[11:16:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Right to Repair Battle Has Come to California - http://sylnt.us
[12:57:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tampa's Bomb Squad is Making Beeping Easter Eggs for Visually Impaired Children - http://sylnt.us - that's-sweet
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[14:13:16] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:13:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3994
[14:13:19] <Bytram> !uid
[14:13:19] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6887, owned by conn8d
[14:13:28] <Bytram> ~weather presque
[14:13:30] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME - currently 31°F / -1°C, cloudy, wind SE at 10 mph, humidity 85% - Friday snow showers (26°F:35°F / -3°C:2°C), Saturday snow showers (25°F:35°F / -4°C:2°C), Sunday cloudy (17°F:37°F / -8°C:3°C), Monday mostly cloudy (23°F:36°F / -5°C:2°C)
[14:13:34] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[14:13:36] <exec> 10Portland, ME - currently 31°F / -1°C, mostly sunny, wind S at 7 mph, humidity 77% - Friday mostly cloudy (25°F:37°F / -4°C:3°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (28°F:42°F / -2°C:6°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (26°F:43°F / -3°C:6°C), Monday mostly cloudy (29°F:37°F / -2°C:3°C)
[14:13:39] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[14:13:40] <exec> 10Boston, MA - currently 33°F / 1°C, mostly cloudy, wind W at 13 mph, humidity 61% - Friday mostly cloudy (29°F:40°F / -2°C:4°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (30°F:42°F / -1°C:6°C), Sunday partly cloudy (26°F:43°F / -3°C:6°C), Monday mostly cloudy (32°F:39°F / 0°C:4°C)
[14:13:43] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[14:13:45] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD - currently 38°F / 3°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 20 mph, humidity 45% - Friday partly cloudy (31°F:47°F / -1°C:8°C), Saturday sunny (31°F:50°F / -1°C:10°C), Sunday partly cloudy (33°F:48°F / 1°C:9°C), Monday partly cloudy (30°F:46°F / -1°C:8°C)
[14:13:52] <Bytram> ~weather atlanta
[14:13:53] <exec> 10Atlanta, GA - currently 37°F / 3°C, sunny, wind W at 7 mph, humidity 54% - Friday sunny (41°F:59°F / 5°C:15°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (51°F:64°F / 11°C:18°C), Sunday rain (40°F:62°F / 4°C:17°C), Monday scattered showers (33°F:54°F / 1°C:12°C)
[14:13:55] <Bytram> ~weather jacksonvile
[14:13:57] <exec> 10Jacksonville, FL - currently 48°F / 9°C, sunny, wind N at 10 mph, humidity 45% - Friday sunny (45°F:67°F / 7°C:19°C), Saturday partly cloudy (58°F:76°F / 14°C:24°C), Sunday partly cloudy (57°F:80°F / 14°C:27°C), Monday scattered showers (43°F:65°F / 6°C:18°C)
[14:14:00] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[14:14:02] <exec> 10Miami, FL - currently 57°F / 14°C, partly cloudy, wind N at 12 mph, humidity 44% - Friday partly cloudy (63°F:72°F / 17°C:22°C), Saturday scattered showers (70°F:76°F / 21°C:24°C), Sunday thunderstorm (70°F:80°F / 21°C:27°C), Monday scattered thunderstorms (55°F:79°F / 13°C:26°C)
[14:14:03] <Bytram> ~weather tampa
[14:14:06] <exec> 10Tampa, FL - currently 54°F / 12°C, cloudy, wind NE at 9 mph, humidity 40% - Friday sunny (49°F:70°F / 9°C:21°C), Saturday scattered showers (63°F:76°F / 17°C:24°C), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (65°F:78°F / 18°C:26°C), Monday cloudy (47°F:67°F / 8°C:19°C)
[14:14:08] <Bytram> ~weather new orleans
[14:14:10] <exec> 10New Orleans, LA - currently 55°F / 13°C, sunny, wind SE at 6 mph, humidity 52% - Friday sunny (57°F:71°F / 14°C:22°C), Saturday partly cloudy (65°F:78°F / 18°C:26°C), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (48°F:75°F / 9°C:24°C), Monday partly cloudy (47°F:64°F / 8°C:18°C)
[14:14:12] <Bytram> ~weather houston
[14:14:15] <exec> 10Houston, TX - currently 59°F / 15°C, cloudy, wind SE at 7 mph, humidity 65% - Friday mostly cloudy (67°F:75°F / 19°C:24°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (67°F:81°F / 19°C:27°C), Sunday cloudy (50°F:74°F / 10°C:23°C), Monday mostly sunny (46°F:66°F / 8°C:19°C)
[14:14:16] <Bytram> ~weather san diego
[14:14:18] <exec> 10San Diego, CA - currently 55°F / 13°C, partly cloudy, wind E at 0 mph, humidity 73% - Friday partly cloudy (58°F:67°F / 14°C:19°C), Saturday cloudy (60°F:68°F / 16°C:20°C), Sunday cloudy (59°F:71°F / 15°C:22°C), Monday partly cloudy (59°F:70°F / 15°C:21°C)
[14:14:20] <Bytram> ~weather san francisco
[14:14:22] <janrinok> bytram, are you just trying to hide your true location from LE or something?
[14:14:23] <exec> 10San Francisco, CA - currently 49°F / 9°C, cloudy, wind W at 5 mph, humidity 94% - Friday fog (49°F:61°F / 9°C:16°C), Saturday showers (52°F:59°F / 11°C:15°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (54°F:63°F / 12°C:17°C), Monday partly cloudy (53°F:62°F / 12°C:17°C)
[14:14:34] <Bytram> ~weather portland, OR
[14:14:35] <exec> 10Portland, OR - currently 44°F / 7°C, cloudy, wind W at 1 mph, humidity 90% - Friday showers (34°F:52°F / 1°C:11°C), Saturday partly cloudy (42°F:59°F / 6°C:15°C), Sunday sunny (47°F:66°F / 8°C:19°C), Monday mostly sunny (48°F:68°F / 9°C:20°C)
[14:14:47] <Bytram> ~weather seattle
[14:14:49] <exec> 10Seattle, WA - currently 40°F / 4°C, mostly cloudy, wind S at 6 mph, humidity 81% - Friday cloudy (34°F:49°F / 1°C:9°C), Saturday partly cloudy (39°F:57°F / 4°C:14°C), Sunday partly cloudy (40°F:62°F / 4°C:17°C), Monday mostly sunny (47°F:66°F / 8°C:19°C)
[14:14:59] <Bytram> just running a course around the USA
[14:15:01] <Bytram> =)
[14:15:09] <Bytram> ~weather minneapolis
[14:15:11] <exec> 10Minneapolis, MN - currently 18°F / -8°C, sunny, wind NE at 1 mph, humidity 85% - Friday partly cloudy (19°F:35°F / -7°C:2°C), Saturday cloudy (27°F:38°F / -3°C:3°C), Sunday cloudy (21°F:39°F / -6°C:4°C), Monday sunny (19°F:39°F / -7°C:4°C)
[14:15:14] <janrinok> you will wear your little legs out ....
[14:15:21] <Bytram> ~weather kanss city
[14:15:23] <exec> 10Kansas City, MO - currently 35°F / 2°C, mostly cloudy, wind E at 5 mph, humidity 57% - Friday partly cloudy (34°F:59°F / 1°C:15°C), Saturday scattered showers (37°F:56°F / 3°C:13°C), Sunday cloudy (30°F:46°F / -1°C:8°C), Monday partly cloudy (31°F:49°F / -1°C:9°C)
[14:15:26] <janrinok> beep beep!
[14:15:45] * Bytram rings up AMCE on speed dial
[14:26:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rhode Island Proposes Blocking All Online Porn and Charging $20 to Unblock It - http://sylnt.us - going-to-need-lots-of-volunteers-to-build-the-block-list
[14:28:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> ACME stands for Amazon Chinesium Manufactured Economically
[14:29:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> because anything you want, Amazon has a Chinesium version of it available it a price that even Wile E. Coyote can afford.
[14:52:27] <Bytram> #g Born free television
[14:52:27] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org(TV_series) - "Born Free is an American adventure/drama series based on the 1966 movie of the same name. It aired on the NBC television network from September 9 to December 30, 1974, produced by Columbia Pictures Television and starring and narrated by Diana Muldaur."
[14:52:29] <upstart> ^ 03Born Free ( - Wikipedia
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[15:49:02] <pinchy> based on the 1781 book by the same name, based on the 100AD dead sea scroll by the same name, based on the 2000BC egyption ruler by the same name, based on the 1,000,000BC bacteria with the same DNA
[15:49:30] <pinchy> based on the quark .5ps after the big bang
[15:49:43] <pinchy> guess what? its all been done before
[16:05:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - President Trump Praises Falcon Heavy, Diminishes NASA's SLS Effort - http://sylnt.us - pork-is-expensive
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[17:42:37] <Sulla> Takyon: you around?
[17:47:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - LibrePlanet 2018 - http://sylnt.us - free-as-in-freedom
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[18:23:38] <SoyGuest72855> who was in Venezuela?
[18:27:03] <pinchy> i was last night, it was awesome
[18:27:36] <pinchy> drank some of that venezuelan tea, aka black gold
[18:28:43] <SoyGuest72855> I'm now finally drinking a Venezuelan beer!
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[18:29:26] <FatPhil> my 111th country
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[19:17:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Airbnb did to New York City - http://sylnt.us - roomers-rumors?
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[20:55:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hardcoded Password Found in Cisco Software - http://sylnt.us - Cisco-Phencyclidine?
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[22:37:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - McAfee Acquires VPN Provider TunnelBear - http://sylnt.us - missed-chance-to-sell-to-the-Boring-Company
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