#soylent | Logs for 2018-02-23

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[00:37:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FCC Officially Publishes Net Neutrality Repeal - http://sylnt.us - cable-companies-rejoice
[01:32:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> my freebsd journal entry's up over a hundred comments and i haven't even responded in like two days.
[02:07:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Meta-Analysis of 522 Trials Finds that Anti-Depressants are More Effective than Placebos - http://sylnt.us - things-are-looking-up
[02:30:01] * TheMightyBuzzard considers the eternal debate: porn or comedy
[02:30:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> though if Ron Jeremy's in it, it's going to be both.
[02:31:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> excepting the boondock saints, which he's in but isn't porn
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[02:42:42] * Bytram tries to picture "Kermit the Frog" going around without any clothes on -- fails to see what the attraction may be
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[02:44:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, he did pretty well with the ladies for a feller without a schlong
[02:45:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> blah, think i'll skip both and get some sleeps
[02:47:24] * Bytram wonders how TMB would know those intimate details
[02:47:40] * Bytram suspects he's heard some whisperings in his ear from Miss Piggy
[02:48:00] <Bytram> sleeping is a good thing.
[02:48:08] <Bytram> won't be much longer for me, either
[02:48:58] <Bytram> break time
[03:27:36] <Bytram> whelp... that's about all I got. Have a great night everyone!
[03:37:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Deploys Broadband Test Satellites, Fails to Catch Entire Fairing - http://sylnt.us - how-about-a-game-of-ra^Hocket-ball?
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[04:48:07] <SoyBull> Hahhhahha
[04:48:22] <SoyBull> Good evening, gentlemen
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[04:49:38] <SoyBull_5150> I have a happy place to show you
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[05:17:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Releases Spectre Firmware Patches; Intel and AMD Face Numerous Lawsuits - http://sylnt.us - this-time-for-sure!-(again)
[06:46:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Air Italy Expands As UAE-Backed Alitalia Goes Bankrupt - http://sylnt.us - can-you-say-air-italy?
[07:44:30] <chromas> https://i.imgur.com
[07:45:09] <boru> Prohibition?
[07:45:26] <chromas> Evil times
[07:45:39] <boru> Or just disposing of US whiskey, appropriately?
[07:46:31] <chromas> dats raycis
[07:46:57] <boru> Well, to be fair, the US has _some_ good whiskey pedigree; bourbon etc.
[07:47:04] <boru> Let's call it Canadian whiskey, then.
[08:15:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Farts Away! Plane Makes Unscheduled Stop After Man Won't Stop Guffing - http://sylnt.us - bottom-burps
[08:17:10] <boru> From the SoylentTabloid department.
[08:33:15] <FatPhil> ~weather Riga
[08:33:17] <exec> 10Riga, Rīgas pilsēta, Latvia - currently 8°F / -13°C, mostly sunny, wind S at 5 mph, humidity 87% - Friday mostly cloudy (4°F:20°F / -16°C:-7°C), Saturday partly cloudy (1°F:16°F / -17°C:-9°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (5°F:15°F / -15°C:-9°C), Monday cloudy (-3°F:16°F / -19°C:-9°C)
[08:34:14] <FatPhil> hmm, to beer festival or to not beer festival, that is the question/
[09:46:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Border Patrol Hasn’t Validated E-Passport Data for Years - http://sylnt.us - I'm-shocked-I-tell-you
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[11:25:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hachette CEO: "The eBook is a stupid product." - http://sylnt.us - roar-of-the-dinosaur-publisher
[11:30:13] <SoyGuest55194> ~weather Tallnn
[11:30:14] <exec> 10Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia - currently 18°F / -8°C, partly cloudy, wind E at 8 mph, humidity 79% - Friday partly cloudy (8°F:19°F / -13°C:-7°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (7°F:14°F / -14°C:-10°C), Sunday cloudy (13°F:18°F / -11°C:-8°C), Monday snow showers (-3°F:17°F / -19°C:-8°C)
[11:50:05] <chromas> nginx-- #ignoring fastcgi config
[11:50:05] <Bender> karma - nginx: -1
[12:56:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Biohacker Regrets Injecting Himself With Gene Therapy in Front of a Live Audience - http://sylnt.us - that-ship-has-sailed
[13:08:02] <cmn32480> just an FYI - TheMightyBuzzard blew his cable modem and isn't online
[13:08:30] <cmn32480> break out the beer and streamers... let's throw a party!
[13:12:35] <chromas> Who will press the coffee++ macro now?
[13:12:47] * chromas demands incrementation
[13:24:21] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:24:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3966
[13:28:20] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:28:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3967
[13:28:25] <cmn32480> feel better chromas?
[13:28:34] <chromas> Ahh, yeah
[13:28:38] <chromas> cmn32480++
[13:28:38] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 90
[14:04:00] <pinchy> woowoo its friday
[14:26:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Animal Study Shows How To Retrain The Immune System To Ease Food Allergies - http://sylnt.us - of-mice-and-men
[14:27:45] <pinchy> flatulent fox flying on US airways
[15:00:19] * boru really wishes there were a `git eviscerate`
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[15:32:23] * chromas really wishes nginx would eat a dick
[15:36:20] <boru> I thought that nginx was the lesser shit of the web servers.
[15:36:41] <chromas> That's what 'they' say
[15:36:59] <chromas> I've done All The Things but it won't pipe php through php-fpm though
[15:37:23] <boru> Probably a security measure. "Accept no PHP"
[15:38:21] <chromas> I do like how the package is only 1.45 MB though. It's like the ancient days of Opera or blender
[15:43:28] <boru> Yeah, given the shit sandwich the HTTP protocol is, it is impressive.
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[15:47:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fake News is Part of a Bigger Problem: Automated Propaganda - http://sylnt.us
[15:56:12] <Bytram> coffee++
[15:56:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3968
[15:56:26] <Bytram> late start this morning with a late shift tonight at work.
[15:56:46] <Bytram> I think this morning is a two-cupper:
[15:56:52] <Bytram> coffee++ biab
[15:56:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3969
[15:58:06] <boru> I think I have drunk more than 15 cups of coffee so far today.
[15:58:23] <Bytram> you might need a bigger cup?
[15:59:01] <boru> Probably. This one only holds ~400ml or so.
[16:00:23] <Bytram> one of my favorite comics (yes it IS SFW): http://www.gocomics.com
[16:00:24] <systemd> ^ 03Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for Jan 31, 2006 | Read Comic Strips at GoComics.com
[16:00:51] <boru> Heh.
[16:01:24] <Bytram> when I first saw it, I had to look at it *three* times to figure it out... and then roared in laughter!
[16:02:46] <Bytram> really gtg get ready for work... biab
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[16:04:40] <notsulla> Never got into drinking coffee, smells good though
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[16:24:52] <boru> Goes well with some cigars, too.
[16:34:23] * AndyTheAbsurd loves the smell of coffee, and many coffee-flavored things, but not coffee itself.
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[16:35:28] <sulla> Agree
[16:35:37] <sulla> Never even considered coffee with cigars
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[17:09:10] <Bytram> time for work... laters!
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[17:19:15] <SoyCow2444> We need the nazis back
[17:19:24] <SoyCow2444> HEIL HITLER!
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[17:26:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 23 Attorneys General Refile Challenge to FCC Net Neutrality Repeal - http://sylnt.us - fight-is-on
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[18:22:28] * cmn32480 points and giggles at TheMightyBuzzard
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[19:05:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Disney Holds $1000 Bonuses Hostage As Leverage In Contract Negotiations - http://sylnt.us - had-our-fingers-crossed
[20:36:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Camera Technology In Vehicles: Low-Latency Image Data Compression - http://sylnt.us - here's-lookin-at-you-kid
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[22:05:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Disney's Lawsuit Against Redbox May Have Backfired - http://sylnt.us - live-by-the-sword,-die-by-the-sword
[22:06:37] <chromas> Almost two in a row from the Big Micky dept
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[22:14:05] <SoyBull5150> Holy shit there are no fucking graphics cards at Fry's
[22:14:37] <SoyBull5150> Their entire section was gone except for literally 2 cards, one of them 30 bucks, the other 50 bucks. And I mean TWO CARDS, not two models of cards
[22:15:04] <chromas> buttcoin minors?
[22:15:39] <SoyBull5150> Unfuckingbelievable. They couldn't even order them online, they had to buy them ALL the fuck out of the store
[22:16:01] <SoyBull5150> It's like trying to buy .22LR and .223 during Obama's presidency
[22:22:54] <SoyBull5150> Eh, but that wasn't my problem. I told the guy to show me the shittiest card in the store (still a radeon) cuz dual monitor setup
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[23:08:09] <takyon> http://www.katc.com
[23:08:09] <systemd> ^ 03Student investigated after allegedly saying a math symbol looked - KATC.com | Continuous News Coverage | Acadiana-Lafayette
[23:10:05] <takyon> to the SoyCow4124 who messaged me: https://soylentnews.org
[23:10:06] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[23:14:28] <chromas> vim regexes uses weirdo regex. Can't use () for some reason
[23:14:40] <chromas> s/regex )//
[23:14:49] <chromas> s/regex //
[23:15:00] * chromas herps
[23:18:35] <chromas> Hm, apparently you have to escape the parentheses, which is the opposite of making sense
[23:21:39] <takyon> herpes
[23:30:32] <chromas> I think I actually did get herpes from vim's 4 (four) different regex modes
[23:31:09] <chromas> Plus manual search-and-replace would've taken 1/1024th the amount of time
[23:31:19] * chromas hangs head in shame
[23:36:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ancient Britons ‘Replaced’ By Newcomers - http://sylnt.us - neolithic-brexit