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[01:11:13] <mythterj> Just to keep us all confused, Google Wallet is now being merged into Google Pay. Arrrrgh! https://support.google.com
[01:11:14] <upstart> ^ 03What is Google Pay Send? - Google Pay Send Help
[01:12:49] <mythterj> Is that how one submits a story via irc or is there more to it?
[01:14:12] <chromas> User #submit or ~submit
[01:14:18] <chromas> s/r//
[01:14:18] <sedctl> <chromas> Use #submit or ~submit
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[01:14:54] <mythterj> #submit https://support.google.com
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[01:15:22] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[01:15:33] <chromas> oh neat. I adb shelled into my phone and it's got htop
[01:16:04] <mythterj> I use wallet to send money to my ner-do-well son in college. Less abuse than paypal for both of us.
[01:16:15] <chromas> Can you use Zelle?
[01:18:27] <mythterj> Probably could. But I know nothing of those guys. (or any of the 37 similar services that want to know my bank account and such.
[01:18:51] <chromas> It's a bank thing
[01:19:09] <chromas> At least in Murika. Not sure if other countries' banks are in on it
[01:19:21] <chromas> So there shouldn't be fees or nuffin'
[01:19:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> western onion ftw
[01:20:37] <mythterj> I see what you did there...
[01:26:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i prefer non-serial-numbered precious stones sent via armed courier really.
[01:28:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> or drugs. you can generally make a tidy profit off of drugs if you split them into smaller units.
[01:42:55] <chromas> http://www.bbc.com
[01:42:57] <upstart> ^ 03Trump pushes for ban on gun 'bump stocks' - BBC News
[01:43:00] <chromas> Bumpstock bumpstock!
[01:43:20] <chromas> ooh, the title changed
[01:50:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> bump stocks are for idiots who don't know how to go to a machinist and get a part the size of their fingernail made
[01:51:57] <chromas> But muh bumpsterck
[01:52:00] <chromas> buzzwords man
[01:57:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> buzzwords? what, like bee? rattlesnake? hornet? electric razor? vibrator?
[02:26:41] <Sulla> If he had actually shot people (ala clocktower) instead of spray and pray he would have done much better
[02:26:50] <Sulla> Bump stock saved lives in vegas
[02:27:22] <chromas> That's just what a bumpstock would say
[02:27:42] <Sulla> Shit ive been found out
[02:27:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, vs a crowd that's not actually true. especially at night.
[02:29:32] <Sulla> A total of sixteen people were killed; a 17th victim died 35 years later from injuries sustained in the attack.
[02:29:43] <Sulla> Whitman was really in it for the long game
[02:30:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless you have a nightvision scope attached to it, you're pop-and-praying at night. might as well up the rate of fire.
[02:31:52] <Sulla> With how much money he had, I don see why not
[02:32:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> further, unless he had experience shooting from a high angle, he would have compensated incorrectly and missed far more often than he hit even on a well lighted target.
[02:33:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ballistics are significantly altered when you're not shooting relatively level
[02:33:52] <chromas> Sounds like it was a pro. FALSE FLAG FALGE FLAGE!
[02:34:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it was vegas. odds of there being a hooker involved would indeed be much higher than most other places.
[02:36:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you really want a lot of people dead though, there are better approaches than even an automatic weapon and a fuckload of ammo.
[02:37:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Hacker Has Wiped a Spyware Company's Servers – Again - http://sylnt.us - cleaning-the-slate-off
[02:37:21] <chromas> Truck of Peace
[02:37:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> peroxide-based explosives, for instance, are not picked up by scanners or bomb-sniffing dogs. a bit of your favorite one of those and a couple pounds of ball bearings ftw.
[02:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean one pound of c4 and a few dollars worth of ball bearings makes a claymore and those can make short work of every living thing in a 60 degree cone over fifty yards long in front of them.
[02:41:35] <takyon> http://hosted.ap.org
[02:41:36] <upstart> ^ 03independentmail.com: AP News
[02:41:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> you could carry ten of them in a backpack without grunting very much
[02:42:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's a very shouty link
[02:42:40] <takyon> and a crappily written story
[02:43:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> true
[02:43:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> worked out pretty well though. i don't have a beef with folks shooting their own selves.
[02:43:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's some folks i'd even suggest it to if i thought they'd take my advice
[02:58:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[02:58:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3960
[02:58:47] <Sulla> Wait its vegas
[02:58:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... wrong hotkey if i want to sleep tonight
[02:58:52] <Sulla> Never dark in vegas
[02:58:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[02:58:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[02:58:54] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 569
[02:58:55] <Sulla> You fake newsin me
[03:03:25] <cmn32480> #sammich
[03:03:25] * MrPlow whips up a taco sammich for cmn32480
[03:03:29] <cmn32480> #sammich
[03:03:29] * MrPlow whips up a pleasant hooters sammich for cmn32480
[03:03:39] <cmn32480> I won! I won!
[03:04:07] <Bytram> ~seen crutchy
[03:04:08] <exec> Bytram, crutchy was last seen in #soylent 64 days, 19 hours, 54 minutes, 15 seconds ago with message: "who posted this?"
[03:04:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed you did good sir, and you already have your prize.
[03:04:30] <cmn32480> tacos and hooters... Woot!
[03:04:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of, you should get two more cats and name them tacos and hooters
[03:05:38] <takyon> bonkers and honkers
[03:05:43] <cmn32480> dog... we got a dog
[03:06:19] <chromas> Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!
[03:06:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... you did name the dog Me, right?
[03:07:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> for when you call them in at night?
[03:07:10] <cmn32480> fucker, actually
[03:07:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't work as well together but passable
[03:08:34] <cmn32480> yeah.. but I get to say c'mere fucker... and it'll work
[03:08:51] <takyon> I knew someone who legit named their dog "dammit" so they could do that
[03:08:59] <cmn32480> actually, her name is Willow.
[03:09:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> from buffy or the midget?
[03:09:18] <cmn32480> imgur links to her pics in scrollback from sometime this morning
[03:09:23] <cmn32480> Midget
[03:09:31] * TheMightyBuzzard stole the baby
[03:09:55] <chromas> Imgur eh. Turn on comments so you can get teh internet points
[03:09:57] <cmn32480> my wife doesnt' dig on Alyson Hannigan
[03:10:05] <cmn32480> no
[03:10:50] <cmn32480> https://imgur.com
[03:10:56] <cmn32480> current as of this morning
[03:11:09] <takyon> wow cute
[03:11:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> was it the flute in the pussy thing or is she anti-witch?
[03:11:29] <cmn32480> she doens't like her
[03:11:37] <cmn32480> thinks she is annoying and ugly
[03:11:45] <cmn32480> thansk Takyon
[03:12:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> leaves more for me i guess
[03:12:15] <cmn32480> she's only 4 months old
[03:12:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> you really should have married someone closer to your age
[03:13:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, are you applying for that prophet of islam job on linkedin?
[03:13:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> 4 months old would be fine then
[03:13:54] <cmn32480> the dog is 4 months old
[03:14:17] <cmn32480> 40lbs
[03:14:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, you could have said "the bitch is 4 months old" and gotten away with it just then.
[03:14:56] <cmn32480> couple more omnths she will be bigger than my kids
[03:15:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i foresee many bitch jokes in your future
[03:15:40] <cmn32480> when she is full grown I get ot make the Duece Bigalow reference.... "That's a huge bitch"
[03:16:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, i was gonna go smoke like a longass time ago
[03:17:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it's bedtime.
[03:17:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll do one then the other. i hope i get them in the right order.
[03:17:39] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:17:41] * exec half-heartedly kipes a shaken bottle of beer++ from TheMightyBuzzard
[03:18:07] <cmn32480> actually... bedtime sounds liek a good plan.
[03:18:13] <cmn32480> just not next to TMB
[03:18:40] <takyon> yeah you might catch on fire
[03:20:32] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:20:33] * exec ironically inserts a barrage of filthy lucre into #soylent
[03:20:53] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:20:55] * exec emphatically pukes a recycle bin of Walla Walla sweet onions on TheMightyBuzzard
[03:20:56] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[03:20:59] * exec clumsily bitchslaps a pinch of dank memes with cmn32480
[03:21:21] <Bytram> cmn32480: cute doggie!
[03:26:31] <takyon> https://www.npr.org
[03:26:31] <upstart> ^ 03Philippines' Duterte Mocks Condom Use Amid Skyrocketing HIV Rates : The Two-Way : NPR
[03:32:35] <takyon> https://www.nextbigfuture.com
[03:32:35] <upstart> ^ 03Building lighter and huge in the low gravity of space | NextBigFuture.com
[03:32:48] <Bytram> whoah!
[03:32:59] <Bytram> the 30+TB SSD drive...
[03:33:15] <Bytram> has a 40GB *cache*
[03:33:37] <Bytram> and my first hard disk had an unformatted capacity of... 40 MB.
[03:33:52] <Bytram> things sure have changed
[03:34:35] <takyon> there's not a lot stopping a 1,000 TB SSD from being made in a few years
[03:34:51] <takyon> also let me check the volume difference between 3.5" and 2.5"
[03:34:59] <Bytram> is that a petabyte or exabyte
[03:35:13] <Bytram> cooling might become an issue, I suspect
[03:35:43] <takyon> "When comparing total volume, the 2.5-inch drive is roughly one-sixth the size of the desktop drive."
[03:35:50] <takyon> 1,000 TB = 1 PB
[03:35:57] <Bytram> nod nod
[03:37:32] <chromas> Think of all the petafiles you could store!
[03:38:20] <takyon> are those 1 byte sized files?
[03:39:27] <Bytram> I think you got the sizes wrong by just a little bit
[03:39:38] <Bytram> biab - dishes
[03:43:06] <chromas> Cleaning up the extra bits that fell off your bytes
[03:49:39] <takyon> https://www.nytimes.com
[03:51:40] <takyon> https://www.bloomberg.com
[03:51:40] <upstart> ^ 03Must Love Dogs? If You Want the Job - Bloomberg
[04:06:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sports Drink of Choice for German Olympians: Nonalcoholic Beer - http://sylnt.us - training-plan-I-can-work-with
[04:13:51] <Sulla> Is there a way to pm people?
[04:15:50] <chromas> on the site or irc?
[04:16:07] <Sulla> This gaark guy doesnt have a phone and im rolling in blackberries
[04:16:50] <chromas> Hm, there's some sort of messaging but maybe only staff can do it
[04:18:21] <Bytram> Sulla: what chromas said, and it is only from staff to user... how is it you know the guy/gal does not have a phone? Do you have a link to a comment that can confirm this?
[04:19:44] <Sulla> Its like the 6th post in the most newest takyon journal
[04:20:55] <Bytram> there should be a field in the 'title' part of the comment like this: (#123456) -- could you please right click on the number, copy the address, and past it here?
[04:21:10] <Sulla> Oh my god I know that but llaaaazy
[04:21:12] <Sulla> One sec
[04:21:30] <Sulla> https://soylentnews.org
[04:21:31] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | Ryzen 5 2600 Benchmark: 7-15% Faster Single, 22-31% Multi ( https://soylentnews.org )
[04:21:37] <Bytram> thansk
[04:22:31] <chromas> Ooh, Z10s eh
[04:23:29] <Sulla> You need a z10?
[04:23:54] <Sulla> I have so many BlackBerry s I use them to kill bugs instead of fly swatter
[04:24:23] <chromas> From work or something?
[04:24:40] <Sulla> No, I just buy a lot of BlackBerry s
[04:24:57] <chromas> I don't need one but BB10's pretty nifty
[04:25:11] <Sulla> Yeah its the best
[04:25:24] <Sulla> Im on priv right now but bb10 is pretty cool
[04:25:30] * Bytram misses his BB Curve
[04:25:33] <chromas> qnx++
[04:25:33] <Bender> karma - qnx: 1
[04:25:45] <Bytram> physicalkeyboard++
[04:25:45] <Bender> karma - physicalkeyboard: 1
[04:26:07] <Sulla> Pretty greatest phones
[04:26:21] <Sulla> I need to buy more prives now that they are down t
[04:26:24] <chromas> Have you ever tried stuffing Android into one? :D
[04:26:26] <Sulla> To 150
[04:26:34] <Bytram> I woke up way too early to be able to think things through atm; I cannot think of a simple approach to facilitate comms between you. :/
[04:26:49] <Sulla> Eh hell respond to comment if necessary
[04:26:50] <chromas> Tell him to pop into irc
[04:27:04] <Bytram> yeah, and then you can PM each other, here.
[04:27:15] <chromas> /nick Gaaark hey guys it's totall yme
[04:27:20] <Bytram> of courze, how will you know it really IS him and not some imposter
[04:27:22] <Sulla> Im still distressed to learn that iirc is not "in irc"
[04:27:31] <Bytram> lol
[04:27:53] <Bytram> iirc, "iirc" is not "in irc"
[04:28:12] <Bytram> ha!
[04:28:12] <chromas> Bytram sends him a message and tells him to pop into irc and pm a secret code to verify
[04:28:12] <Sulla> Learned that fact at 28
[04:28:23] <Bytram> lol
[04:29:10] <Bytram> I was just thinking you could ask him, in irc, to post a reply with some code you give him... if he can post it under his SN nick... should be him, right?
[04:29:25] <Sulla> This is getting complicated
[04:30:07] <Sulla> Not sure if too drunk or not drunk enough
[04:30:28] <Bytram> security/privacy is usually in conflict with convenience
[04:30:46] <chromas> "Anyone who needs a Blackberry, just stop by irc and send $5 for shipping"
[04:31:12] <Bytram> reply to his comment with an invitation to join irc at: http://chat.soylentnews.org and join channel #Soylent (for example)
[04:31:13] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Web IRC (Iris) ( https://chat.soylentnews.org )
[04:31:22] <Bytram> then have him msg you to let you know he is here
[04:31:46] <Bytram> when you get the ping, ask him to reply to a comment with a code that you give him at that moment.
[04:31:54] <Bytram> if you see his reply with that code... bingo.
[04:32:12] <Sulla> Will see if he responds with interest before I do that
[04:32:12] <Bytram> now PM in IRC to your heart's content. right?
[04:32:16] <chromas> does he have the money for service though?
[04:32:17] <Bytram> nod nod
[04:32:21] <Sulla> Seems a legit plan though
[04:32:28] <Bytram> that was the next thing I was gonna mention.
[04:32:36] <Sulla> Was talkign with my AC friend and he said he will throw in a prepaid sim
[04:32:58] <Sulla> He normally buys gift sn memberships and will do this instead
[04:33:07] <Bytram> one can get a cheap phone with a 2-year contract, but it'll cost ya in the long run (free razor, expensive blades)
[04:33:24] <Bytram> that should work.
[04:33:26] <chromas> Prepaid/MVNOs kick ass
[04:33:38] <Bytram> don't know where they live, but a TracPhone is another option.
[04:33:43] <Bytram> nod nod
[04:33:45] <chromas> ting, usmobile etc are under $15/month if you don't use them a lot
[04:33:50] <Bytram> sound slike you have things under control
[04:33:56] <Sulla> I had one of those for ages (tracphone)
[04:34:04] <Bytram> kewerl
[04:34:13] <Sulla> Is ting real?
[04:34:15] <Bytram> okay, I can barely stay away, atm
[04:34:20] <chromas> it is
[04:34:21] <Bytram> #g ting
[04:34:22] <MrPlow> https://ting.com - "At Ting, you only pay for what you use. On average, Ting customers pay just $23 a month per phone. There are no start-up fees, no contracts, no plans."
[04:34:23] <upstart> ^ 03Ting is a Smarter way to do mobile. Check Your Savings.
[04:34:24] <Sulla> Carlin was hawking them for a while
[04:34:30] <Sulla> So wasnt sure if legit or not
[04:34:32] <chromas> I thought he die
[04:34:32] <chromas> d
[04:34:37] <Bytram> her did
[04:34:40] <Bytram> *he did
[04:34:41] <Sulla> Dan carlin the podcaster did not die
[04:34:45] <chromas> It uses Sprint and T-Mobile though
[04:34:57] <Bytram> okay,that's it... I'm making typos faster than I can correct 'em
[04:35:10] <Bytram> have a good^W great night everyone!
[04:35:16] <Sulla> Night
[04:35:20] <chromas> iirc usmobile is slightly cheaper but I can't find anything on what towers they use
[04:35:25] <chromas> ~g'night Bytram
[04:35:27] * exec sexually hangs a trigger warning sign about a pair of used panties full of chrome ass on Bytram
[04:36:02] <Sulla> Well wife is back from getting a sandwich from my parents house down the street. So im gonna go out for a smoke
[04:36:29] <chromas> sandwiches++
[04:36:29] <Bender> karma - sandwiches: 3
[04:36:41] <Sulla> La flor dominica broadleaf lancero or my father blue lancero?
[04:38:11] <chromas> $flip cigar
[04:38:36] <chromas> $coin cigar
[04:38:36] * aqu4 flips a 3V buttoncell battery that looks like a nickel on "cigar"
[04:38:37] <aqu4> I got tails.
[04:41:05] <Sulla> Going with the my father
[05:47:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Document Details Windows 10 on ARM Limitations - http://sylnt.us - it'll-run-just-fine-trust-me
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[07:16:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CDC Warns of Salmonella Infections Linked to Kratom - http://sylnt.us - SN-PSA
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[08:31:19] <FatPhil> CDC warns of needles infected with HIV in stashes of Kratom?
[08:31:26] <FatPhil> ~gday all
[08:31:28] * exec theoretically uninstalls a sole datagram of onion rings from all
[08:46:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Great Storms of Jupiter and Neptune Are Disappearing - http://sylnt.us - Lady-Macbeth-would-be-pleased
[08:50:58] <chromas> onion_rings++ kick ass
[08:50:58] <Bender> karma - onion_rings: 2
[08:52:51] <boru> Man, that's kind of sad. I've spent many, many nights observing both planets, and even imaging Jupiter through various astronomical events.
[08:55:58] <FatPhil> it's still bigger than planet earth
[08:57:17] <boru> That's not very large, in astronomical terms.
[09:02:33] <boru> Oh no, seems like silly politics has finally come to FreeBSD. New code of conduct, apparently: https://www.freebsd.org
[09:02:34] <upstart> ^ 03FreeBSD Code of Conduct
[09:03:15] <boru> The attribution at the bottom. Oh dear.
[09:03:22] * chromas muppet nods
[09:04:22] <chromas> SocJusBSD
[09:06:07] <boru> This is just incendiary. In the 25 odd years I've been using/associating with this project, I've never once seen any such problems that this alludes to.
[09:07:04] <chromas> Someone mentioned it didn't go through the usual asking-the-community things usually do. Be this true?
[09:07:09] <FatPhil> Cancer's gotta cance
[09:07:25] <chromas> They probably cyberbullied their way in, like systemd
[09:07:27] <boru> NFI man.
[09:07:34] <boru> Someone just sent it to me on EFNet.
[09:07:43] * chromas 's been reading comments on it for the last couple hours
[09:08:03] <chromas> efnet sounds problematic
[09:08:21] <boru> That's where FreeBSD IRC is based!
[09:09:13] * chromas should connect to all the ircs
[09:09:33] * chromas starts the CoCless initiative
[09:14:28] <boru> Oh, apparently it's not new, actually.
[09:14:45] <boru> NFI why someone just sent it to me, then.
[09:14:58] <boru> Ah, apparently someone posted it on /.
[09:15:16] <chromas> The discussion's sorta new
[09:15:26] <chromas> Keeps pooping up on reddit and stuff
[09:15:45] <boru> Liar. You've been reading /. all this time, haven't you!
[09:17:33] <chromas> I've clicked a few times. I'm only human. Yeah, human
[09:17:59] <chromas> https://www.reddit.com
[09:18:00] <upstart> ^ 03FreeBSD's new "Geek Feminism"-based Code of Conduct : freebsd
[09:18:15] <boru> That's precisely what I'd expect a shape shifting alien colluder to say!
[09:18:46] <chromas> also dis 'un https://www.reddit.com
[09:18:47] <upstart> ^ 03FreeBSD Project adopts a new "inclusive" Code of Conduct : KotakuInAction
[09:18:52] * chromas shitposts shitposts
[09:19:05] <chromas> Whew. As long as you don't think I'm a bot
[09:20:46] <chromas> Keep seeing Randi Harper brought up as a former BSD dev who got harassed. Didn't she contribute literally nothing to the project?
[09:23:25] <boru> Never heard of them.
[09:23:36] <chromas> Yep. As usual, ed's got the scoop
[09:23:41] <chromas> (nsfw) https://encyclopediadramatica.rs
[09:23:41] <upstart> ^ 03Randi Harper - Encyclopedia Dramatica
[09:24:51] <boru> SFW?
[09:25:30] <chromas> Nsfw
[09:25:36] <chromas> not safe for work
[09:25:41] * boru nods.
[09:26:18] <chromas> A lot of their pages have grotesque nudity but I don't see any on that page. Language though
[09:27:07] <boru> Well, it's HTTPS, so language is fine. I'm more concerned with things people shoulder surfing might see.
[09:28:08] <chromas> The pics appear public safe. No nudez or racist memes
[09:29:00] <chromas> Anyhoo she was an advocate of FreeBSD for awhile for some reason but is also a hair-dyed harpie
[09:29:58] <boru> It is a sad day when engineering/development projects can't just care about engineering/development.
[09:30:40] <boru> Politics seems to permeate everything.
[09:31:08] <chromas> Yeah but meritocracy is a myth. Why do you hate people who can't do?
[09:31:28] * chromas banishes boru from the repos
[09:32:03] <boru> I've already left one project because of this silly nonsense.
[09:34:57] <chromas> Yeah but that's okay because you have too many privilege points. Check your privelege bro http://www.critical-theory.com
[09:35:17] <boru> What are those?
[09:35:26] <boru> How many commits you've made?
[09:36:04] <chromas> Don't be ridiculous! Merit is a social construct. What's important is how many victim boxes you check
[09:36:30] <chromas> Speaking of nonsense, I think my KDE configs are hosed
[09:36:36] * chromas starts a new profile
[09:37:26] <chromas> Poor boru just wants to live life and get things done but ol 'chromas keeps shitposting linkns
[09:37:54] * boru chuckles.
[09:38:22] <boru> I've already admonished the individual responsible for sending it to me.
[09:41:25] <FatPhil> seems it's less than 2 months old a change: https://web.archive.org
[09:41:26] <upstart> ^ 03FreeBSD Code of Conduct
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[09:43:16] <chromas> As a palette cleanser, here's an mp4 of an armored vehicle being shot at for demonstration purposes only https://i.imgur.com
[09:44:18] <boru> Now let's see the RPG test.
[09:53:21] <chromas> I wanted to linnk the 4chan party van but I can't find a copy that isn't potato quality
[10:26:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Announces a 30.72 TB 2.5" SSD - http://sylnt.us - maybe-you-CAN-take-it-with-you?
[10:38:04] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[10:39:10] <chromas> upstart killed by all the fitin' I guess
[10:47:38] <boru> Poor upstart. We hardly knew ye.
[10:50:28] <FatPhil> I strongly disagreed with upstart's logic.
[10:51:25] <FatPhil> If I request that service X starts, I do not want every other service that depends on X to also decide to start.
[10:51:55] <boru> Upstart as in chromas' bot, not the n00buntu thing.
[10:52:19] <FatPhil> ah, ok
[10:52:32] upstart is now known as systemd
[10:52:54] <systemd> That oughta clear up any confusion ;)
[10:54:06] <chromas> I read that upstart made debugging hard because of the way it monitored daemons
[10:59:37] <FatPhil> systemd - you suck!
[10:59:54] <systemd> :'(
[11:00:07] * boru chuckles.
[11:00:26] <systemd> 🐔💨
[11:31:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:31:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3961
[11:41:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, all caught up on subscription woes
[11:57:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Leaning Tower of NASA - http://sylnt.us - SpaceX-did-the-FH-for-about-half-that
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[12:19:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck i'm tired
[12:20:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think slept well last night or something
[12:59:03] <cmn32480> go back to bed and try again
[12:59:09] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:59:11] * exec crutchyly pukes a keg of cubic splines on TheMightyBuzzard
[12:59:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:59:33] * exec hideously pisses a bowl of condensed soup on cmn32480
[13:00:02] <cmn32480> pretty sure I lost that one
[13:05:42] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[13:05:42] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[13:06:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i'm not gonna be worth a shit today. on my second 30oz cup of coffee and still feel like i'm running on a one hour nap instead of a night's sleep.
[13:19:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit on it. ima get some work i don't gotta think about done today.
[13:21:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> see you lot later on if i manage to wake up today
[13:26:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - OpenStreetMap May be in Serious Trouble - http://sylnt.us - uncharted-territory
[14:20:54] * Subsentient sprays chunky vomit all over the floor, ceiling, and walls
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[14:57:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bigelow Aerospace Forms New Company to Manage Space Stations, Announces Gigantic Inflatable Module - http://sylnt.us - To-the-Moon,-Alice^W-BigelowTo-the-Moon!
[15:25:01] <Runaway1956> #submit https://thegoldwater.com
[15:25:01] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:25:26] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:25:27] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[15:50:18] <Bytram> time to get ready for work
[15:50:20] <Bytram> coffee++
[15:50:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3962
[15:50:26] <Bytram> have a great day everyone!
[16:11:24] <Sulla> For the price of the sls we could already have a space elevator
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[16:35:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Solar Roofing Needed to Achieve $0.05/KWh for Residential Solar Power - http://sylnt.us - power-to-the-people['s-homes]
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[17:46:13] <cmn32480> dear god... a space elevator... what happens wehen somebody farts in it??? you are stuck smelling that shit for thousands of miles...
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[17:47:24] <Sulla> Good point, lets scrap it
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[18:05:56] <pinchy> need some good music for that elevator
[18:06:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Flight-Sim Devs Say Hidden Password-Dump Tool Was Used To Fight Pirates - http://sylnt.us - don't-do-that
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[18:09:36] <Sulla> Propose the civ iv soundtrack
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[19:27:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "The Malicious Use of Artificial Intelligence" Report Warns That AI is Ripe for Exploitation - http://sylnt.us - AI-labor-laws
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[20:55:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Unconventional Superconductor May Be Used To Create Quantum Computers Of The Future - http://sylnt.us - isn't-that-a-herb?
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[21:11:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuuuuck, i have 34 new messages
[21:20:38] <cmn32480> shoudln't ahve been shitposting the
[21:20:55] <Ellenor> ok
[21:21:41] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - you get a decent nap or did you go fishing again?
[21:22:06] <cmn32480> ok to you as well Ellenor.
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[21:23:38] <boru> Sometimes I wish I could launch management into Sol.
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[21:24:06] <boru> "lol are you guys still at the lab?"
[21:24:33] <boru> What a bellend.
[21:24:34] <Ellenor> phah
[21:26:06] <boru> This is after clocking out in the small hours last Friday.
[21:26:13] <Ellenor> ha.
[21:26:38] <boru> Granted we're very busy, but man, there's no need to rub salt in it.
[21:26:58] <cmn32480> I suggest just getting them waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy up in the atmosphere and letting them fall.... the THUD will be far more satisfying
[21:27:21] <boru> Human candidates for Project Thor. Status: Approved
[21:27:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, passable nap but it still wasn't enough to make up for a shit night of sleep.
[21:28:08] <boru> I suppose if we cut them up into very small pieces, we could fit them in our launch bays, actually.
[21:28:46] <cmn32480> blender... no little air pockets
[21:28:58] <boru> Degassing them would be half the fun.
[21:31:45] <cmn32480> fair 'nuff
[21:32:34] <boru> My holidays will probably be cancelled, as well.
[21:32:56] <boru> New launch got slotted in after the next one, which means integrations will overlap.
[21:33:16] <boru> I should manage to get some sleep sometime in June or July.
[21:33:40] * TheMightyBuzzard is in a puppy-kicking kind of mood
[21:33:54] <boru> Not the puppies!
[21:34:07] <cmn32480> go ahead...
[21:34:17] <cmn32480> my dog will bite you leg off at the knee
[21:34:17] <pinchy> TMB: did u ever get that cellphone transmitting project working?
[21:34:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yours would break my foot
[21:34:39] <boru> Yeah, those concrete terriers are such dickens.
[21:35:06] <cmn32480> just saw an ad from the breeded where we got Willow.. she is looking to sell one of her breeding Newfies...
[21:35:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> pinchy, yeah. going to be tweaking the program a bit pretty soon but not today.
[21:35:25] <cmn32480> Sheba weighs 180lbs...
[21:35:40] <boru> That's a quite a bit of dog, indeed.
[21:35:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, someone drank the hot chocolate i just made.
[21:36:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[21:36:16] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with 💩
[21:36:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> share bitch
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[22:02:58] <idetuxs> Hey this could interest the soylent people. https://www.washingtonpost.com
[22:02:58] <systemd> ^ 03A self-taught astronomer spotted something no scientist had ever seen - The Washington Post
[22:04:04] <idetuxs> they say it's a big deal for astronomers
[22:07:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> idetuxs: #submit followed by the link will make MrPlow submit the story for you (if it can)
[22:08:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'd do it but I figure you should get credit for it. :)
[22:11:34] <idetuxs> Oh, okay, sorry! I don't care about credit but I'll do it. I knew there was a way but didn't remember how. And thought it was exec
[22:11:39] <idetuxs> #submit https://www.washingtonpost.com
[22:11:39] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[22:12:12] <idetuxs> fork
[22:13:19] <idetuxs> does it mean it wasn't submited?
[22:14:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> it does mean that it was not submitted
[22:14:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> because apparently the washington post sucks at creating webpages.
[22:15:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> (which I should have known, considering that we're working with them at my workplace, and frankly I don't like the way their stuff is built.)
[22:15:35] <FatPhil> try ~submit rather than #submit?
[22:15:40] <idetuxs> sorry, but I'm in no condition to write a summary. If I were a decent writer or remembered all the grammar rules of English I would do it
[22:15:48] <idetuxs> may be another news site?
[22:15:52] <idetuxs> ok FatPhil
[22:16:13] <FatPhil> terrible clickbaity headline, that one
[22:16:31] <idetuxs> ~submit https://www.washingtonpost.com
[22:16:43] <idetuxs> haha yes
[22:16:56] <FatPhil> I can't even load that page, it gets into a redirect loop.
[22:17:00] <idetuxs> clickbait is good for the internet. we need more
[22:17:21] <FatPhil> clickbait says to me "don't bother"
[22:17:53] <idetuxs> well, I only have ublock, JS enabled. maybe it's a full blown JS page?
[22:19:11] <FatPhil> #submit http://www.newsweek.com
[22:19:12] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[22:19:37] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[22:19:37] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[22:19:49] <idetuxs> Yes! but I didn't recognized this one as clickybait. It's supposed to be true though
[22:21:59] <FatPhil> "Amateur Astronomer" with his terribly amateur telescope: http://s.newsweek.com
[22:22:02] <idetuxs> sounds super hyped and doesn't refer to what actually happened
[22:25:07] <idetuxs> check out his observatory, incredible. Must have cost a decent amount of money
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[22:47:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The U.S. Intel Community's Demonization of Huawei Remains Highly Hypocritical - http://sylnt.us - do-you-know-the-huawei
[22:56:32] <FatPhil> https://www.youtube.com
[22:56:33] <systemd> ^ 03New dog-like robot from Boston Dynamics can open doors - YouTube
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[23:12:40] <FatPhil> ooh, I hadn't seen Atlas having a bad day at work before: https://www.youtube.com
[23:12:41] <systemd> ^ 03Meet Spot, the robot dog that can run, hop and open doors | Marc Raibert - YouTube
[23:30:08] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[23:30:10] <systemd> ^ 03Aldi alcohol advert banned over 'appeal' to children - BBC News
[23:31:16] <takyon> idetuxs: we don't mind if you just submit links. Also Washington Post not only sucks because of their paywall, but they also block sites like archive.is from snapshotting the page now
[23:35:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The U.S. Intelligence Community's Demonization of Huawei Remains Highly Hypocritical - http://sylnt.us - do-you-know-the-huawei
[23:40:52] <chromas> wae2meme
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[23:43:37] <takyon> thanks
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