#soylent | Logs for 2018-02-10

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[00:05:39] <chromas> There is but you left before you could find out the magical secret
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[01:07:09] <mrpg> #free-as-a-bird
[01:15:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bruce Perens Wants to Anti-SLAPP GRSecurity's Brad Spengler With $670,000 in Legal Bills - http://sylnt.us - slapp-me-again,-I-like-it
[01:20:40] <mrpg> Well well well, spank my butt and call me Bruce.
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[01:31:41] <mrpg> Don't go, the conversation is just getting started!
[01:31:53] <mrpg> wtf is textualapp?
[01:32:03] <mrpg> #g textualapp
[01:32:04] <MrPlow> https://www.codeux.com - "Textual is an IRC client created specifically for macOS."
[01:32:04] <upstart> ^ 03Textual: IRC for macOS
[01:32:11] <mrpg> oooh.
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[01:42:52] <Sulla> It was a good move
[01:42:59] <Sulla> Finally made me filter politics
[02:03:57] <bacterium> omg ays without tmb & aristarchus this would all be boring technology and physix
[02:09:43] <Sulla> I get enough people like arist in real lifer
[02:38:17] <Bytram> okay... got another early day at work tomorrow... time to call it a night
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[03:36:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Eleven Excellent, Free Scorewriters - http://sylnt.us - 24-to-10-is-a-score-that-I-wrote
[04:14:49] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[04:14:49] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[04:38:26] <Sulla> What is the most positive comments article ever run on soylent?
[04:38:39] <Sulla> Judged by number of posts and the least downmods
[04:49:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, i have not a clue.
[04:49:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd have to get crafty at the mysql prompt to find out.
[04:50:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably one of our early meta articles like this one: https://soylentnews.org
[04:50:58] <upstart> ^ 03And the winner is..... - SoylentNews
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[05:06:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, why am i still awake?
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[05:37:05] <Sulla> Its okay dont bother with the query
[05:37:15] <Sulla> I will just clai credit that my tv one won
[05:38:42] <Sulla> Look at that article, five posts at -1
[05:39:08] <Sulla> Wow such not as good as my "bringing the soylent together" tv olive remote of peace
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[06:06:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Horizons Captures the Farthest Image From Earth Ever Made - http://sylnt.us - picture-this
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[06:49:36] <DeNigreus> annuhamufukkauppinnaheah
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[07:26:19] <SoyBull-Cow-Shit-Ste> https://www.youtube.com
[07:26:20] <upstart> ^ 03Vaginal Jesus - Affirmative Apartheid(2000) PART3 - YouTube
[07:26:48] <SoyBull-Cow-Shit-Ste> HAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
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[08:26:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - X's Network Transparency Has Wound Up Mostly Being a Failure - http://sylnt.us - maybe-Y-will-be-better
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[08:33:26] <SoyBull-Cow-Shit> Hi.
[08:33:45] <SoyBull-Cow-Shit> Have you ever smelled a hog farm
[08:34:51] <SoyBull-Cow-Shit> AlfALFA + PIG SHIT == shallots + pork belly
[08:36:19] <SoyBull-Cow-Shit> yum good yum ym
[08:36:49] <SoyBull-Cow-Shit> stealing donuts from chinks
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[09:01:57] <Eugenics-Uber-Alles> hello, gentlemen.
[09:02:36] <Eugenics-Uber-Alles> I am a spy, CIA-trained but stationed in Mejico.
[09:03:17] <Eugenics-Uber-Alles> We love Hitler here in Mejico. We have our own seperate salute reserved for the flag...a salute which resembles Hitler's own Roman salute.
[09:03:58] <Eugenics-Uber-Alles> Every time Mexicans say, :<em>Salud,</em> they are saluting Hitler's final days in Mejico.
[09:05:15] <Eugenics-Uber-Alles> It smells mighty funny, because Mejico is now a staging point for attack against the United States of America.
[09:06:30] <Eugenics-Uber-Alles> The real question is...will the real onslaught be stopped?!
[09:08:15] <Eugenics-Uber-Alles> I farted. The vibrations were sufficient to have bass. I suggest we run a reverse laplace transform on it, Captain, so that we can determine its frequency content.
[09:08:33] <Eugenics-Uber-Alles> Please scan the fart for domain transformation
[09:08:37] <Eugenics-Uber-Alles> Aye Captain
[09:09:18] <Eugenics-Uber-Alles> Captain, the frequency domain of the fart contains problematic components. I suggest we nullify the space-fart.
[09:09:41] <Eugenics-Uber-Alles> Go ahead, Worf:
[09:09:50] <Eugenics-Uber-Alles> <PBBBFBBBTBFBBTBFBFBTBFBBFBFBTBBFFBBTBTBF>
[09:10:01] <Eugenics-Uber-Alles> Dadmage to the aft shields, Captain
[09:11:32] <Eugenics-Uber-Alles> The reason why they named Worf's brother "kurn" was because there are corn kernels in human poop after they eat poop kurnels
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[09:57:13] <SoyBull5150> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[09:58:17] <SoyBull5150> oh no i shit my pants
[09:59:02] <SoyBull5150> false alarm it was a phaart
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[10:01:12] <SoyBull5150> let me take you all to coontown. The place in which I live.
[10:01:51] <SoyBull5150> https://www.youtube.com
[10:01:52] <upstart> ^ 03CoonTown - YouTube
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[10:46:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Vintage Computing Festival: PNW is About to Kick-Off! - http://sylnt.us - 640k-ought-to-be-enough-for-anybody
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[11:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:34:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3934
[11:36:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> mkay... think i'll try the db maintenance on dev this afternoon as a test run. prod some time later.
[11:37:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> this morning i've already got committed to analog activities
[11:39:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> well most of this morning anyway. the next two hours or so will be digital in the form of playing vidya and waiting on TR to wake up.
[11:39:29] * TheMightyBuzzard fucks off to windows to do that
[11:48:11] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:48:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3935
[11:48:14] <Bytram> .op
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[11:48:42] <Ingar> I'm out of coffee, that's a bad Omen
[11:49:23] <Bytram> !uid
[11:49:23] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6869, owned by cleerline
[11:49:41] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: when you get a chance, please invite talos to #github
[11:51:57] <Bytram> ugh... an hour until I need to be at work and I would rather just go back to bed.
[11:52:03] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:52:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3936
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[12:09:18] <usuario1> It's weird
[12:09:48] <usuario1> so it seems that the channel list does not show the #soylent channel, unless I join the #soylent channel
[12:10:16] <usuario1> if I do join the #soylent channel, then the channel list does show the #soylent channel
[12:10:21] <usuario1> is that by design?
[12:10:55] <usuario1> channel list as seen before joining the #soylent channel: http://image.ibb.co
[12:11:14] <usuario1> and the channel list as seen after joining the #soylent channel: http://image.ibb.co
[13:08:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Conditional Prison Sentence for Information About Popcorn Time - http://sylnt.us - don't-even-think-about-it
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[15:25:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Waymo and Uber Abruptly Settle for $245 Million - http://sylnt.us - No-popcorn-for-you!
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[16:35:54] <chromas> usuario1: Check out the channel modes of #soylent
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[17:46:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lockheed Martin Posts Satellite Data Online to Lure Space Entrepreneurs - http://sylnt.us - should-offer-a-bounty-for-the-best-ideas
[19:19:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://torrentfreak.com
[19:19:18] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[19:19:44] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[19:19:45] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[20:06:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - An AI Reads Privacy Policies so You Don't Have to - http://sylnt.us - when-the-party-of-the-first-part...
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[20:19:55] <SoyBull5150> I'm living in temporary housing now so I have cable TV
[20:20:12] <SoyBull5150> Was watching BET and quite surprised at how Whitewashed it's became
[20:20:29] <SoyBull5150> All of the featured hosts are High-Yellow, even the men.
[20:20:52] <SoyBull5150> Nobody is darker than a paper geocery bag and most are way lighter than that.
[20:21:21] <SoyBull5150> Nobody speaks in ebonics save for a comedian or two
[20:21:42] <SoyBull5150> Looks like the Jews in control are correcting the mistake they made with ghetto culture
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[20:31:49] <chromas> Well he obviously hasn't seen Black Twitter.
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[21:46:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russian Nuclear Scientists Caught Using Supercomputers To Mine Cryptocurrency - http://sylnt.us - in-post-Soviet-Russia-...
[22:24:57] <Sulla> Ugh, shoveled 7 tons of dirt in the past four days
[23:01:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> home improvements?
[23:16:53] <chromas> Moar power
[23:17:03] * chromas grunts
[23:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, needed one of these: http://www.warrencat.com
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[23:21:33] <chromas> Hoes taking loads.
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[23:27:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stand-Alone System to Produce Drinking Water by Means of Solar Energy - http://sylnt.us - nobody-ever-heard-of-a-still?