#soylent | Logs for 2018-02-07

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[00:18:15] * Bytram was able to push out a couple stories, but is totally wiped out. Heading to bed early.
[00:18:25] <Bytram> hope y'all have a great night!
[00:27:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Falcon Heavy Maiden Launch Successful (Mostly) - http://sylnt.us - it-IS-rocket-science
[00:51:48] <chromas> https://www.amazon.com
[00:51:49] <upstart> ^ 03Savaged by Systemd: an Erotic Unix Encounter - Kindle edition by Michael Warren Lucas. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
[01:00:57] <chromas> "This book has multiple technical inaccuracies. This is especially impressive because it is almost entirely devoid of technical content. This is, somehow, smut in dire need of a technical editor."
[01:16:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - France Bans Smartphone Use in Pulled Over Cars - http://sylnt.us - does-it-matter-which-side?
[01:49:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, if you don't make a sub of that, you're banned from irc for life.
[01:50:11] <chromas> it's not much of an article
[01:50:28] <chromas> some of the reviews are great though
[01:51:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> quote the blurb and a few of the reviews and link it.
[01:52:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> rule 34 LIKE A BOSS
[01:54:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> hands down the funniest shit i've seen all day. we should spring for the $3 and do up an official review.
[01:55:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, NCommander, you wanna do a book review on a systemd erotica book for the site?
[01:57:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, neat. we run out of stories at midnight. i may have to start scraping dangerous.com and pushing stories.
[01:58:28] * chromas pastes in some excerpts
[02:07:20] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, let's not and say we did re: systemd
[02:08:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, i gotta buy this thing. hell, we could probably make a pile of money just using an amazon "gimme money for clicks" link to it.
[02:09:28] <chromas> oh yeah, don't you guys have an affiliate link for amazon?
[02:09:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw
[02:10:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should get one just for this though. we definitely got the right crowd for it.
[02:13:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i gonna get back to trying to watch the cloverfield paradox. it's pretty painful but i can't think of anything else i wanna watch tonight.
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[02:16:01] * chromas looks forward to the rejection
[02:16:10] <chromas> Hey now, it says I've only submitted one things
[02:16:33] <chromas> I think rehash has the Alzheimer's cock
[02:16:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> if they don't run it, i'll post it as a journal entry.
[02:17:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, it's time limited nowadays cause of takyon
[02:17:39] <chromas> "now"
[02:17:58] <chromas> I think it's done it since nearish the beginning though
[02:18:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, he subs so much stuff it started breaking the site when he tried to look at his subs.
[02:18:13] <chromas> Which is neat 'cause that gave me a 100% success rate
[02:18:18] <chromas> though now it's zero
[02:18:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org should show you your full list
[02:18:27] <upstart> ^ 03- SoylentNews User
[02:18:53] <chromas> Neat
[02:19:27] <chromas> Only one rejection and it's 'cause it was my own dupe. I gotta pump those numbers. Those are rookie numbers.
[02:22:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, MrPlow gets most of the credit nowadays.
[02:23:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> and no i'm not tying irc subs into people's actual accounts. that'd mean giving mrplow access to the db and that's just not happening.
[02:23:32] <chromas> Dangit
[02:24:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus you'd be subbing things as other people all the time since irc isn't authenticated unless they're registered with nickserv
[02:25:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, nicotine then the rest of that shitty movie.
[02:47:55] <Sulla> Ari needs to stop posting like himself if he is going to post AC
[02:48:11] <Sulla> no reason to post ac if you cant change how you write depending on who you are trying to be
[02:57:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Realistic, Well-Positioned Reddit Clone is Out to Grab Users' Login Credentials - http://sylnt.us - always-check-your-URL
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[03:25:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> should i delete all my messages now or wait for one more to roll in to make it an even 50?
[04:25:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gait Problems Prevalent in Pugs - http://sylnt.us - Pugs-prefer-"gaited"-communities
[04:27:27] <Sulla> Wait
[04:27:47] <Sulla> Then take another victory lap
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[05:23:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> Milo: I just got a Windows computer after a long hiatus and it's fine and everything but where the FUCK is Minesweeper
[05:25:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.securityweek.com
[05:25:48] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[05:26:13] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[05:26:14] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[05:29:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[05:29:09] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[05:29:34] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[05:29:35] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[05:31:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://neurosciencenews.com
[05:31:00] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[05:31:26] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[05:31:26] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[05:56:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Pulls Back on Windows 10 S - http://sylnt.us - Operating-System-a-la-"Mode"
[07:37:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Briefly Removed Telegram App From App Store Due to Child Pornography - http://sylnt.us - removing-the-messenger
[09:07:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TLS-Abusing Covert Data Channel Bypasses Network Defenses - http://sylnt.us - talking-across-the-fence
[10:38:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Biohacker" Injects DIY Herpes Vaccine in Front of Audience and Facebook Live - http://sylnt.us - how-do-you-test-its-effectiveness?
[11:01:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:01:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3926
[11:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> and before i forget and end up biting someone's head off...
[11:02:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:02:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:02:00] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 560
[11:08:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, i been thinking about the game eternal sky
[11:09:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think it needs a plugin that adds ships that look like giant space cocks
[11:37:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.rt.com
[11:37:00] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:37:26] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:37:27] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[12:06:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:06:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:06:10] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 561
[12:16:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dim Light May Make Us Dumber - http://sylnt.us - a-bright-idea
[12:55:21] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:55:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3927
[12:55:25] <Bytram> !uid
[12:55:25] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6866, owned by Captival
[12:56:13] <Bytram> colds--
[12:56:13] <Bender> karma - colds: -19
[12:56:50] * Bytram went to bed early last night... and could prolly sleep another several hours
[12:57:13] <Bytram> but another day of work ahead, so just need to get going and get through it
[13:10:44] <chromas> https://boingboing.net
[13:10:45] <upstart> ^ 03There are snowballs for sale in this vending machine / Boing Boing
[13:25:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> first I have to allow instagram.com, then I have to allow cdninstagram.com
[13:25:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> I hate the modern web.
[13:28:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> ah, found this important tidbit in the comments: "Some context: This machine was only put out for Superbowl week, when the city was overrun by people who thought snow was a novelty, and had lots of extra cash to spend on stupid things…"
[13:30:18] <SoyGuest36073> AndyTheAbsurd++
[13:30:18] <Bender> karma - andytheabsurd: 29
[13:30:19] <chromas> Yeah I don't get why cdns always have their own domain instead of just cdn.whatevs.cum
[13:31:08] <SoyGuest36073> I got desperate, and permitted 14 different domains a few days ago, just to see one page. It still failed.
[13:31:15] <SoyGuest36073> I hate the modern web.
[13:31:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> or even a cloudflare or whatever frontend with a URL-pattern-matcher that can will sending anything that matches "domain.com/cdn" one place and anything that doesn't somewhere else.
[13:32:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> HEY LOOK ALL THE DATA SEEMS TO BE COMING FROM ONE PLACE
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[13:32:46] <TheModernWeb> I heard you guys shittalkin' me
[13:32:53] * AndyTheAbsurd kicks TheModernWeb
[13:33:03] <TheModernWeb> :'(
[13:33:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> you're lucky nobody gives me ops around here, otherwise I'd /kick you too.
[13:33:39] <TheModernWeb> I just want to share my unsecure codes with you to execute at my discretion
[13:35:30] * TheModernWeb sets up a websocket in the channel
[13:37:59] <TheModernWeb> If you guys need me, just ajax my websocket and I'll nosql my cloud back into your webbappgui interface
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[13:46:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Human Genome Sequenced With MinION Nanopore Sequencer - http://sylnt.us - finding-out-what-you're-made-of
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[15:16:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - One Computer Can Knock Almost Any WordPress Site Offline - http://sylnt.us - control-your-scripts
[15:23:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.atheists.org
[15:23:16] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:23:42] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:23:43] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[15:25:58] <chromas> "the Trump administration is favoring religious beliefs above all other matters"
[15:25:59] <chromas> Well it's about time religions got in on afirmative action.
[15:40:24] <paulej72> Jesus for President
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[15:42:06] <chromas> Lol, what if we had a Jesus run for president. Imagine the campaign. "Hi, do you have a moment to talk about our president-to-be Jésus Christo?"
[15:42:22] <Sulla> TheMightyBuzzard: should probably trigger warning your posts
[15:42:36] <chromas> I thought his name did that.
[15:43:50] <Sulla> Good point
[15:45:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, never. the butthurt must flow.
[15:56:05] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[15:56:06] <upstart> ^ 03QT interviewer shocked as insane man confesses to using homeless for clandestine drug research - YouTube
[16:16:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ashbentiel
[16:16:46] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
[16:16:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[16:16:53] <upstart> ^ 03Deadpool, Meet Cable - YouTube
[16:19:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, think i'll go have me a nap out of sheer boredom.
[16:22:37] * chromas steals tmb's old nick
[16:27:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> if ya like. i only ever use it for mmo vidya and a couple mostly unused email accounts.
[16:27:52] <chromas> And accidental IRC typings
[16:28:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. i musta highlighted it earlier when i was cleanin out a year's worth of spam.
[16:30:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, time for the ritual washing of the sack n crack.
[16:42:14] <chromas> Heh, Pidgin replaces text emotes with icons, even in nicknames
[16:44:44] <Sulla> Pidgin is still around?
[16:44:56] <Sulla> I presume we are talking the chat program
[16:45:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Could Adopt Norway-Style Bottle Recycling Machines - http://sylnt.us - an-ATM-in-reverse
[16:47:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i pretty much always have pidgin running and connected to my own xmpp server.
[16:47:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause fuck da police
[17:15:54] <chromas> it also does google hangouts and facebuut if you have people still using that
[18:25:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Former Intel President Launches New Chip Company With Backing From Carlyle Group - http://sylnt.us - do-they-have-barbeque-flavor?
[19:18:50] <Teckla> TheMightyBuzzard: Matrix is the new XMPP ;)
[19:20:36] <chromas> I heard it was't very good
[19:21:42] <chromas> But I did try it out once and I couldn't get it to connect or something
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[19:44:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> Teckla, never heard of it.
[19:44:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> google, do my bidding
[19:46:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh screw that. i don't want anyone's server in the mix but mine and i don't want anyone who can't authenticate connecting to that.
[19:46:57] <chromas> isn't it juts json-ized xmpp or something?
[19:47:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> decentralized is the absolute last thing i want.
[19:48:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, everyone runs their own server and servers all talk to each other without needing to be preemptively allowed to communicate with your own.
[19:49:46] <chromas> Ah. Are you looking at Matrix the instant messenger or Matrix the social network?
[19:51:16] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[19:51:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> neither now. i got bored with it and moved on. pretty sure it was an instant messenger though.
[20:00:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> so, federated IM.
[20:00:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> which there have been 409857398745234213424 other attempts to do
[20:01:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> but Facebork and Google and Twitter have the network effects going on so it's hard to get that kind of thing to catch on.
[20:03:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, really facebutt is the only one with an IM that anyone'd wanna use. google keeps making their shit utterly incompatible with third-party clients.
[20:05:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> when I was working with XMPP directly (which, granted, was 16 to 18 years ago), it struck me that the defined XML for it was utterly inappropriate for the intended use-case.
[20:06:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> A *conversation* was an XML document...so how does one client know that the conversation is ended if the other client gets knocked off the network?
[20:06:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> That's probably been resolved in the time since then, but it just struck me as insane that in a time when dial-up was still widespread, that didn't seem to have been considered.
[20:07:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Confirms it Lost the Center Core of the Falcon Heavy - http://sylnt.us - can't-keep-track-of-our-stuff
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[21:06:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, i know the site's giving out 500s. unplanned but necessary db maintenance.
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[21:56:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> now that we have drank some beer
[21:57:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> lets go drive a car
[21:57:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> -- Psychostick
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[22:08:14] <chromas> You can still do xmpp with google but it doesn't do message receipts and stuff
[22:08:14] <chromas> or message carbons
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[22:09:25] <SoyGuest36073> I work for a company that's "moonshotting" a replacement...
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[22:10:35] <chromas> What does that mean? They'll have the replacement run around then defenestrate?
[22:11:09] <SoyGuest36073> well, as I work for the bit that does the back end, we haven't worked out exactly how it will be done.
[22:11:19] <SoyGuest36073> Don't expect anything for 2 years.
[22:11:35] <SoyGuest36073> However, it will be 100% FOSS
[22:12:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i figured it meant they hired you a replacement, wanted you to train him, and you're shooting him to the moon.
[22:12:23] <SoyGuest36073> I had a completely wacky idea during the company team-building piss-up last year which basically said "let's just use what we've got, and optimise the bits that it's inefficient for"
[22:12:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyGuest36073, that's crazy talk!
[22:12:48] <SoyGuest36073> Ah, OK, I thought I was behind the times.
[22:14:14] <SoyGuest36073> I only learnt 6 weeks ago (company xmas party) that "moonshot" meant, to modern forward-thinking businesses, "a really forward-thinking idea, which isn't necessarily our core compentence now, just something that would be fantastic to do in the future"
[22:14:20] <SoyGuest36073> or some shit like that.
[22:14:26] <chromas> I bet your current system isn't even actionable paradigms
[22:14:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> what kind of tech guy are you? you're supposed to suggest migrating everything to the cloud over the next week, ignoring the fact that it'll take longer than that just to automate the migration of each thing you migrate.
[22:15:31] <SoyGuest36073> we've been "cloud" for ever. We even got a tour of the latest Mirkysoft Azure farm facility, as we're "premium partners"
[22:15:34] <SoyGuest36073> or some shit like that.
[22:16:04] <SoyGuest36073> but we're sensible, it's not "cloud", it's "a fuck ton of dedicated servers for you and you alone"
[22:16:34] <chromas> do you get to keep a cloud cable as a souvenir?
[22:17:08] * chromas would bring a sammich bag and try to sneak some cloud out the door
[22:17:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i see... you just tell the PHBs that it's cloud and they can't tell the difference because they don't know shit from shinola to begin with.
[22:17:34] <SoyGuest36073> well, we don't use the cloud. Our customers do. We sell things that, for scalability, best use a fuck-ton of servers that can be provisioned dynamically.
[22:18:02] <SoyGuest36073> Our company is so flat that there's no PHBs!
[22:18:51] <SoyGuest36073> I am literally 3 steps from the CEO. Me, team lead, business group lead, the gods.
[22:19:21] <chromas> Child Endangerment Official
[22:20:10] <SoyGuest36073> At the xmas party, CEO asked me what I was working on. I told him the problem, and joked "there's no standards compliant way of solving it, we need an extension", and he then named exactly what I'd implemented.
[22:20:38] <SoyGuest36073> almost everyone is techy. good company to work for.
[22:20:48] <SoyGuest36073> sorry - good client.
[22:30:05] <SoyGuest36073> is the failure mode for the space-x core thruster known?
[22:30:32] <InsanumIngenium> Failure to light 2/3rds of the candles again is all I have seen.
[22:34:37] <InsanumIngenium> I couldn't find a public history here, so I apologize if I missed this conversation. I just wanted to be sure the powers that be know the site appears to be having some issues, and was curious if we had an ETA on the repair..
[22:35:24] <Notsanguine> IIUC, database update that's taking longer than expected
[22:36:26] <InsanumIngenium> Thanks
[22:36:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> InsanumIngenium, it's looking like all evening at this point. it might actually be faster to dump the db to a file, edit the file, and reimport it.
[22:38:34] <InsanumIngenium> Appreciate the details, sometimes a hack really is the best solution.
[22:39:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm just a wee bit loathe to type "drop database soylentnews" though
[22:39:40] <InsanumIngenium> is it because without the semicolon it wouldn't work?
[22:42:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, because losing since the last backup worth of comments would chap many more asses than being down for an evening.
[22:43:24] <InsanumIngenium> I might be tempted to do so just to cover up my inane drivel.
[22:44:01] <InsanumIngenium> This is your ship, not questioning you, not complaining (I remember the lesson of the cook), just shooting the shit.
[22:45:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. i don't take my cranky out on folks who don't deserve it. i reserve it for the machines that do.
[22:45:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> and spammers
[22:45:53] <Notsanguine> TheMightyBUzzard: I appreciate you giving up your evening to babysit this, thus saving *my* most recent inane drivel
[22:46:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> hang on a sec, going to write a quick "our shat is down, come bother folks in irc" page
[22:54:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, shat is broke page is up
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[22:56:35] <Runaway1956> db maintenance? That damned DARPA article did it!
[22:56:39] <takyon> soydead
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[22:57:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw. it was db stuff that needed to happen during the site update but didn't get run for some reason. it SHOULD have run automagically.
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[22:58:13] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles about databases
[22:58:25] <InsanumIngenium> Wow, I will never doubt the benefit of a "shitter's broke" page again
[22:58:35] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[22:58:47] <takyon> https://www.theguardian.com
[22:58:48] <upstart> ^ 03First modern Britons had 'dark to black' skin, Cheddar Man DNA analysis reveals | Science | The Guardian
[22:59:09] <archfeld> LOL so glad I don't have to deal with this crap after hours as well...
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[22:59:17] <bet0x> Staph!
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[23:00:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[23:00:16] <archfeld> more heads here than login on the actual page
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[23:00:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, we normally run around 50-60 counting bots
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[23:01:22] <Runaway1956> how many head of soycow can we get in here?
[23:01:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas would probably be chatting it up about now but i put an npc bot over in #fite for him to play with.
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[23:02:14] <takyon> http://www.foxbusiness.com
[23:02:14] <upstart> ^ 03Wikileaks' Assange stands to make 'pretty penny' off Bitcoin investment | Fox Business
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[23:02:31] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[23:02:32] <upstart> ^ 03White House aide Rob Porter quits as ex-wives allege abuse - BBC News
[23:02:43] <archfeld> LOL..you've heard of soycow, well there is a herd of them coming this way
[23:02:55] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[23:02:56] <upstart> ^ 03US suicides 'spiked after Robin Williams's death' - BBC News
[23:03:20] <bet0x> TheMightyBuzzard !!
[23:03:23] * bet0x is back!
[23:03:26] * TheMightyBuzzard waves
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[23:03:35] <bet0x> \o/
[23:03:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid bloody mysql-cluster...
[23:04:03] <bet0x> How i set my sexy vhost on here
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[23:04:27] <takyon> http://thehill.com
[23:04:29] <upstart> ^ 03Pelosi sets record with seven-hour House speech on immigration | TheHill
[23:04:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta have Deucalion or Bytram handy for that. they got tha powah. bytram dunno how to use it though.
[23:04:37] <archfeld> well here comes the kid it must be time to start the BBQ, GOOD Luck TMB be well all...
[23:04:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy
[23:04:57] <archfeld> quit
[23:05:03] <takyon> https://www.cnn.com
[23:05:03] <upstart> ^ 03Nancy Pelosi marathon speech on DACA sets record - CNNPolitics
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[23:05:06] <NewNic> What was up with mySQL?
[23:05:09] <takyon> "A source close to the California Democrat told CNN she thought of the idea overnight to speak for hours on the House floor. The source said she's wearing four-inch-heels while delivering the speech and has only been sipping water.
[23:05:09] <takyon> "
[23:05:17] <NewNic> Or down, perhaps?
[23:05:50] <bet0x> Soylent is big nowz
[23:05:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> well the cluster version is taking inordinately longer to perform alter table operations than the standard version would.
[23:05:57] <bet0x> i remember when we where like 10 in here lolz
[23:06:17] <bet0x> Where is crutchy!
[23:06:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> Australia. he only drops in bout once a month anymore.
[23:06:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> !seen crutchy
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[23:06:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~seen crutchy
[23:06:57] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, crutchy was last seen in #soylent 51 days, 15 hours, 57 minutes, 3 seconds ago with message: "who posted this?"
[23:07:00] <Notsanguine> Takyon: Seven hours on her feet is pretty good for a 77 year old
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[23:07:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> or less.
[23:07:07] <bet0x> shiet
[23:07:10] <bet0x> ~help
[23:07:11] <takyon> in heeels
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[23:07:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #bnk
[23:07:19] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[23:07:19] <bet0x> ~msg crutchy gay
[23:07:20] <upstart> ^ 03BOOBIES & KITTENS - YouTube
[23:07:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> try ~tell
[23:07:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> or #tell
[23:07:44] <Notsanguine> I know I can only do an hour or two in heels myself :)
[23:07:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> either'll work
[23:07:47] <bet0x> ~tell
[23:07:48] <exec> syntax: ~tell <nick> <message>
[23:07:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> Notsanguine, pansy
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[23:08:00] <bet0x> ~tell crutchy where u been d000d! staph jumping into kangoroos!
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[23:08:27] <Notsanguine> TheMightyBuzzard: I prefer comfortable shoes. Does that make me a lesbian?
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[23:08:49] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders that deeply philosophical question
[23:08:56] <InsanumIngenium> The problem is finding big enough "fuck-me" heels
[23:09:17] <SoyCow0845> I see that IRC hasn't changed in the last 20 years. Still confusing when you drop into the middle of discussions started by others and contexts are easily misinterpreted
[23:09:19] <Notsanguine> InsanumIngeium, ain't that the truth!
[23:09:34] <InsanumIngenium> I understand there is a store in LA that could hook me up, but I don't feel the need to go that far or pay that premium.
[23:09:39] <SoyCow6962> 加油!
[23:09:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, i need to grab a smoke. lack of nicotine is something i absolutely will take out on anyone and everyone around me.
[23:09:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[23:09:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[23:09:46] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 562
[23:10:11] <bet0x> TheMightyBuzzard, what happened to the MySQL Cluster?
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[23:10:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> tell ya when i get back
[23:10:27] <bet0x> bacon++
[23:10:27] <Bender> karma - bacon: 330
[23:10:29] <bet0x> ok
[23:10:33] <SoyCow6962> bet0x: attack by oracle?
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[23:12:16] <Notsanguine> No need, InsanumIngenium. https://www.google.com
[23:12:17] <upstart> ^ 03fuck me pumps - Google Search
[23:13:14] <InsanumIngenium> If there is one thing I don't think it would be wise to google at work, it might be 13EE fuck me pumps
[23:13:26] <InsanumIngenium> The big issue being if I found them
[23:13:47] <Notsanguine> UNless they're for your boss and he/she would like them.
[23:14:15] <Notsanguine> I'm sure there are 13EE versions. Even EEE
[23:14:17] <InsanumIngenium> Neither the PHB nor "The Boss" have feet so big, story wouldn't check out...
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[23:15:12] <Runaway1956> the boss' old lady
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[23:15:40] <Notsanguine> Does your organization really review (or flag) web activity? Must be a small office
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[23:16:05] <Notsanguine> and a rather orwellian one.
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[23:16:13] <InsanumIngenium> No, I am exempt from that, the bigger risk would be PHB asking about my shoe shopping habits.
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[23:16:21] <SoyCow6962> probably a non-computer-industry office
[23:16:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake mysql
[23:16:23] * MrPlow smakes mysql upside the head with Madonna's cone bra
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[23:16:43] * mechanicjay wonders if his google search history at work is subject to a public records request....
[23:16:46] <InsanumIngenium> Construction industry is both oddly permissive and oddly uptite
[23:17:01] <SoyCow8399> That's what incognito mode is for
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[23:17:13] <SoyCow6962> outbound ssh and google from there
[23:17:24] * bet0x making coffee!
[23:17:27] <bet0x> coffee++
[23:17:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3928
[23:17:36] <SoyCow6962> tea++
[23:17:36] <Bender> karma - tea: 583
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[23:17:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid bloody thing. i don't think it's even trying to complete that statement anymore.
[23:17:57] <SoyCow8399> whiskey#
[23:18:02] <Notsanguine> I understand that. My brother is in that business and he can do some things that other businesses would seriously frown on, but others are serious CLMs, InsanumIngenium
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[23:18:04] <InsanumIngenium> yeah, it is the analog hole that is a concern for me, not so much the digital side
[23:18:05] <bet0x> TheMightyBuzzard, so, the DB, everything blew?
[23:18:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw. it's just not wanting to perform necessary updates
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[23:19:09] <Notsanguine> Is there a "what do you do when your database won't work?" joke in there somewhere, TMB?
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[23:19:49] <SoyCow0845> Notsanguine: You start using paper and pencil?
[23:19:50] <bet0x> We need to migrate from MySQL to LMDB
[23:19:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i can't do what i'd prefer. it's hosted way off in dallas.
[23:20:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh cool, it's doing stuff again. or at least it's spiking some cpu usage.
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[23:20:40] <Notsanguine> SoyCow0845: that's a play on the old "What do you do when your dishwasher won't work?" joke.
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[23:21:29] <bet0x> TheMightyBuzzard, i need you to make a Electroneum address so i can send moneyz.
[23:21:48] <SoyCow0845> Notsanguine: Yes, but the dishwasher cannot hold enough data
[23:21:49] * bet0x invested money into ETN coin.
[23:21:59] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[23:22:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> never heard of it
[23:22:13] <Notsanguine> Maybe your dishwasher can't....
[23:22:15] <bet0x> http://electroneum.com
[23:22:16] <upstart> ^ 03Electroneum – The mobile based cryptocurrency – Electroneum – The mobile based cryptocurrency
[23:22:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds like a really bad idea. mobile security is absolute pants.
[23:23:06] <SoyCow9837> Updates are the root of all evil. It used to be money, but that was a long time ago.
[23:23:40] <bet0x> TheMightyBuzzard, people mine it with GPU so don't worry, i want to send some coins to you guys. Been a while since my last donation.
[23:23:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed. even when you're the one who wrote the update.
[23:23:46] <chromas> That must be why Win10 forces updates.
[23:24:14] <chromas> I thought gpu mining was dead. What happened to fpgas?
[23:24:25] <bet0x> chromas !!!
[23:24:35] <bet0x> Well, Cryptonight protocol happen
[23:24:38] <SoyCow0845> TheMightyBuzzard: Since when can *any* computer be associated with security? Haven't you read Reflections on trusting trust?
[23:24:38] <InsanumIngenium> If you need a list of reasons Win10 is evil, we will be hours in before updates come up, and they're high on the list.
[23:24:39] <bet0x> anti-asic's
[23:24:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> bet0x, email me a reminder and i'll get to it in the morning while i coffee up.
[23:24:56] <bet0x> TheMightyBuzzard, notice me your email!
[23:25:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyCow0845, computers are fine for security as long as you don't connect them to any kind of network.
[23:25:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> kinda like battlestar galactica
[23:25:58] <bet0x> People is the problem, not computers.
[23:25:58] <chromas> I thought networks were dead. What happened to clouds?
[23:26:08] <bet0x> Don't blame the gun!
[23:26:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> bet0x, it's not secret. it's on all of my posts. themightybuzzard@soylentnews.org
[23:26:18] <SoyCow0845> TheMightyBuzzard: And you make your own hardware and compiler and other software...
[23:26:19] <InsanumIngenium> The number of air-gapped attacks theorized in the last decade is scary.
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[23:27:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, it cleared up earlier this afternoon. not sure about tomorrow though.
[23:27:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[23:27:13] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. Lows overnight in the mid 20s. Tomorrow: Mainly sunny. High 48F. Winds light and variable.
[23:27:24] <SoyCow0845> The only secret safe is the one noone else knows about
[23:27:47] <Notsanguine> Absolute security is a pipe dream. The level of security is (or should be) related to the value of what's being secured.
[23:27:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> well there's your answer then. don't do anything that needs to be secret on a computer.
[23:28:04] <InsanumIngenium> Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
[23:28:23] <bet0x> TheMightyBuzzard, email sent!
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[23:28:26] * chromas uses a series of pipe dreams for security
[23:28:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheers
[23:28:31] <Runaway1956> all your seekrits are belong to us
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[23:28:36] <Notsanguine> InsanumIngenium, and often not even then.
[23:28:44] <InsanumIngenium> true dat
[23:28:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> or just make your secrets disturbing enough that it's instant karma to whoever uncovers them.
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[23:29:25] <chromas> This is almost just like when SN started. Much activity. Now we just need to steer the conversation over to bread and brewing
[23:29:28] <Notsanguine> steganography in child porn would work well, methinks.
[23:29:55] <SoyCow9837> How big is the comments DB?
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[23:30:07] <InsanumIngenium> saccharomyces is my favorite people chromas
[23:30:08] <bet0x> is full of porn links
[23:30:09] <SoyCow0845> well, try to teach (young) people to be careful with their secrets... And you thought programming had a steep learning curve?
[23:30:14] <Notsanguine> The Paedos just want to look at the images and everyone else will delete with extreme prejudice
[23:30:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> comments db? dunno.
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[23:31:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's currently residing in ram on our db servers though, so not over 5GB or so.
[23:31:01] <Notsanguine> SoyCow0845, that's nothing new. I recall back in 1993 when my employer (a Fortune 50 company) connected to the 'net.
[23:31:02] <ChrisHansen> Why don't you have a seat, Notsanguine .
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[23:31:44] <Notsanguine> The advice given to all employees was "Don't put anything on the internet that you wouldn't want to see on the cover of your local newspaper"
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[23:32:13] <Binky> Sounds reasonable
[23:32:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, stick to pictures of naked women, large fish, and bacon then?
[23:32:37] <SoyCow9695> Aw. No realDonaldTrump here tonight. Sad
[23:32:43] <SoyCow0845> the problem with good advice is that it gets ignored
[23:33:02] <Notsanguine> ChrisHansen, thanks for your kind invitation. I'm already sitting, both physically and metaphorically
[23:33:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyCow9695, might be. hard to tell. it's a parody account. no telling what they'd go by in here.
[23:33:57] <Notsanguine> Yup. I remember one guy got fired for downloading porn (presumably from alt.binaries.whatever) onto a Netware server.
[23:34:17] <Notsanguine> I noted that he wasn't fired for downloading the porn, he was fired for being stupid
[23:34:25] * TheMightyBuzzard glares at top
[23:34:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> both bloody ndbd processes are sitting at 0% cpu but the statement is still hung
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[23:35:08] <MaxwellDemon> @NotSanguine: Was the stupidity to store it on Netware?
[23:35:10] <SoyCow0845> hm, stupid will disqualify you for most jobs, I guess
[23:35:10] <chromas> That's what your mom said too
[23:35:29] <arti|work> why would you download @ work
[23:35:42] <chromas> They got that fiber speed
[23:35:45] <arti|work> alt.binaries.porse.horn
[23:35:50] <Binky> Are definitely some jobs where stupidity is a prerequisite
[23:35:52] <Notsanguine> Maxwelldemon, Exactly. Because (as we know) all files have ownerswhip info
[23:36:07] <arti|work> Blinky: Journalism?
[23:36:14] <acid_andy> I was trying to mod up a comment the moment the site went down I think. So maybe you can all blame me. ;)
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[23:36:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g horse porn for arti
[23:36:26] <MrPlow> http://www.dailymail.co.uk - "2 days ago ... WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT: Grim footage shows a man stooping down in the street to eat a mouthful of horse excrement as Eagles fans cheered him on in Philadelphia."
[23:36:26] <upstart> ^ 03Eagles fan eats horse excrement at Super Bowl celebrations | Daily Mail Online
[23:36:34] <arti|work> i needz it
[23:36:46] <arti|work> channel pw is veiny_equestrian
[23:36:47] <chromas> I wonder if there's any deepfakes of talking newshead personalities yet
[23:36:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that kinda qualifies i guess.
[23:37:00] <Notsanguine> arti|work, at my last job (managing the networks), one day around lunchtime, we saw a spike in traffic that was maxing out the link (100Mb/sec no less) and I traced it to a laptop that was downloading porn.
[23:37:16] <arti|work> hahaha
[23:37:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, there will be pretty soon. i'll pay for it if necessary.
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[23:37:56] <Notsanguine> arti|work, I let my boss know and he went to talk with this individual (not a higher up), who claimed it was for consumption at home.
[23:38:15] <chromas> I tried running the scripts but they threw errors
[23:38:17] <SoyCow0845> porn @ 100Mb/s is quite a beating ;-)
[23:38:20] <Notsanguine> arti|work, He was told to cut that shit out but wasn't fired.
[23:38:21] <cow> hwy do u call it irc chat when it's a web chat? is there a way to use irssi?
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[23:38:32] <chromas> cow: there is
[23:38:34] <arti|work> well that's cool, not sudden death but still bad judgement
[23:38:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> cow, irc.sylnt.us
[23:39:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> 6697 for tls
[23:39:22] <InsanumIngenium> We have someone that got caught watching netflix just about every-time their direct report-to was our of the office. The porn usually just causes people to comment on your taste.
[23:39:32] * chromas uses 7000
[23:39:34] <MaxwellDemon> @TheMightyBuzzard: Wouldn't irc.soylentnews.org be a more logical address?
[23:39:36] <arti|work> sounds like not enough work
[23:39:42] <Notsanguine> arti|work, I would have had him fired. again, for stupidity.
[23:39:50] * arti|work nods
[23:40:01] <Binky> chat.soylentnews.org works
[23:40:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> MaxwellDemon, you can use that as well. or irc1.soylentnews.org or irc2.soylentnews.org
[23:40:07] <Runaway1956> logiccow has signed in
[23:40:13] <mhajicek> My assistant watches Netflix and Hulu while the machine is running. As long as the machine's running and he's caught up on everything I don't care.
[23:40:13] <arti|work> sup runaway
[23:40:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> beryllium, the irc box among other things, goes by many names.
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[23:40:37] <Runaway1956> sameo-sameo
[23:40:55] <Notsanguine> InsanumIngenium, I had a co-worker (this was on a contract) who had been forced to resign his commission in the military (apparently, he was a short colonel too) for torrenting terabyes.
[23:40:55] <arti|work> cool, we have another round of the plague going off in the office
[23:41:02] <arti|work> lol
[23:41:08] <bet0x> artiiiiiii!
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[23:41:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yay, cpu usage again!
[23:41:11] <bet0x> o/
[23:41:13] <Runaway1956> I'm a victim, came home early today and slept all day
[23:41:13] <arti|work> o/
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[23:41:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno what it's doing but it's doing *something*
[23:41:31] <InsanumIngenium> yeah the number of people who can't figure out how to make Pandora work when filtered has been a big source of amusement for me. Reminds me we are the minority.
[23:41:36] <arti|work> new additions to the home arsenal is nim jiam pei pa koa
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[23:41:54] <arti|work> and this mushroom spray from host defense
[23:41:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> arti, sounds delicious
[23:42:00] <Notsanguine> InsanumIngenium, and guess what got him fired from the contract we ere on? Yup torrenting from the client's office. How he became a Colonel I have no idea
[23:42:07] <arti|work> hahahaha
[23:42:23] <Runaway1956> Got email from Wired dot com - "your account has been upgraded"
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[23:42:38] <Runaway1956> sign in page says "there is no account associated with this address"
[23:42:38] <cow> mmm what's the "chatnet"?
[23:42:49] <arti|work> better than the facebook one "did you request your password change?"
[23:42:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, you could get it upgraded to uid 1 pretty easily. they run wordpress nowadays.
[23:42:59] <arti|work> #multitasking/failing
[23:43:03] <InsanumIngenium> If they don't set off any alarms, I couldn't care less how people use bandwidth. If you are torrenting so fast (much is a matter of time) that I can't ignore you, you deserve to be spanked.
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[23:43:13] <BsAtHome> Notsanguine: you get promoted until you are at your imcompetence level
[23:43:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> cow, private SN network.
[23:43:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> well public, just not connected to any wider irc network.
[23:43:43] * chromas deserves to be spanked
[23:43:52] <Notsanguine> The funny thing was, the contract was for monitoring/managing/reporting on the client's IPS/SIEM environment. Oh, the irony
[23:43:52] <arti|work> weeaboo! WEEABOO!
[23:43:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[23:43:59] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a dime
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[23:44:13] <cow> i guess i just call it soylent or something?
[23:44:20] <BsAtHome> classis do as I say, not as I do
[23:44:24] <Notsanguine> BsAtHome, So it is everywhere
[23:44:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i call it SN. i'm lazy like that.
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[23:44:41] <Runaway1956> then, there is ebay - "Is new 16" long still of interest?"
[23:44:52] <InsanumIngenium> Yeah, irony is usually in good supply when torrenting at work.
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[23:45:15] <Runaway1956> think the wife has been using my computer?
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[23:45:32] <Notsanguine> Yup. I try to keep my personal and professional lives separate.
[23:45:39] <mhajicek> Oh, speaking on eBay, I've got a used Tesla Roadster for sale, midnight cherry. Pickup only, current location interplanetary space.
[23:45:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> InsanumIngenium, keep a gui torrent client up with some isos seeding in it and get your good shat from a terminal client.
[23:46:05] <chromas> mldonkey does bittorrent
[23:46:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> when asked: oh, sorry, these isos i need for work just finished downloading
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[23:46:19] <Binky> I saw a payment-processing site once that depended on cross-site scripting, self-signed SSL certs, third-party javascript and Adobe Flash
[23:46:38] <MaxwellDemon> Do we actually have any proof that the Tesla is really in space?
[23:46:39] <bacterium> whaduuuup!
[23:46:47] <Notsanguine> Binky, ooh, ooh! Tell me which one! I have my credit card handy!
[23:46:47] <Binky> But had a little padlock gif in the corner!
[23:46:48] <mhajicek> More than the teapot!
[23:46:50] <bacterium> i am in
[23:46:52] <chromas> Binky: that sounds enterprise-y
[23:46:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> Binky, i wrote cc billing code back when perl5 was shiny and new. i feel your pain.
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[23:47:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell, there weren't even many laws about handling cc info at that point.
[23:47:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> rot13 was perfectly acceptable security
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[23:49:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt butt rocket
[23:49:01] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[23:49:02] <upstart> ^ 03Sams Butt Rocket LOL - YouTube
[23:49:04] <InsanumIngenium> I keep trying to convince the Systems guys to use bitorrent for distributing files on intranet, they always look at me like I am stupid.
[23:49:06] * chromas prefers 31tor
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[23:49:23] <bacterium> so yeah
[23:49:31] <bacterium> melikamp here (hi tmb, <3)
[23:49:45] <bacterium> hwat happened 2 the servers??
[23:49:49] * TheMightyBuzzard waves
[23:49:51] <Notsanguine> There are quite a few good use cases for bittorrent
[23:49:55] <InsanumIngenium> I always likes XOR 0xFF, noone ever figured out how to crack that shit
[23:49:57] <BsAtHome> InsanumIngenium: we need a distributed http protocol
[23:50:01] <Notsanguine> and many bad ones too
[23:50:14] <chromas> I think there's a bittorrent-based filestore
[23:50:14] <chromas> Resilio
[23:50:40] <InsanumIngenium> I user Resilio personally for my replication needs
[23:50:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, we need a distributed beer protocol
[23:51:20] * TheMightyBuzzard waits for one of you to write it and distribute his
[23:51:23] <chromas> beer-to-beer filesharing
[23:51:26] <BsAtHome> TheMightyBuzzard: that is called: the other one pays
[23:51:34] <Notsanguine> InsanumIngenium, I assume you use strong encryption for anything on Resilio, yes?
[23:51:51] <mhajicek> How do you encrypt beer?
[23:52:02] <Notsanguine> If, by beer, you mean tequila, I have some here Buzzard
[23:52:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> mhajicek, as piss, generally
[23:52:20] <BsAtHome> mhajicek: you drink enough, and then some
[23:52:25] <chromas> Isn't that more of a has though?
[23:52:30] <chromas> hash
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[23:52:46] <Notsanguine> TheMightyBuzzard, is that like Hawking radiation?
[23:52:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Notsanguine, tequila is my very, very, very good friend. but it is not allowed over while i'm admining.
[23:52:52] <mhajicek> Do you burp the checksum?
[23:53:01] <MaxwellDemon> @mhajicek: If you drink it, your stomach will encrypt it. A decryption algorithm hasn't yet been found, though.
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[23:53:34] <InsanumIngenium> Notsanguine for anything that calls for encryption. Sometimes I just need to move non sensitive bits around. Syncthing is a nice FOSS clone, but it is too security conscious for the occasional data drop to relatives use case.
[23:53:37] <BsAtHome> yes, the burb is a perfect CRC
[23:53:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> MaxwellDemon, piss is actually pretty good yeast nutrient for the next batch of beer you brew. most folks use dehydrated, sterilized cow piss though.
[23:53:48] <chromas> Strange that encrypted beer is a lot like Bud Lite though
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[23:54:12] <Notsanguine> Tequila good, I'm not a social drinker, so I do drink it when I don't have other stuff going on as well
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[23:54:34] <InsanumIngenium> I just use barley juice and oxygen and the yeasties don't seem to mind.
[23:54:45] <Notsanguine> insanumingenium, so you can choose who is seeding your data?
[23:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g yeast nutrient
[23:55:14] <MrPlow> https://www.northernbrewer.com - "Yeast Nutrient is a mixture of diammonium phosphate and food-grade urea that nourishes yeast, ensuring that it remains healthy throughout fermentation."
[23:55:16] <upstart> ^ 03Yeast Nutrient - Northern Brewer
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[23:56:30] * Bytram got a telemarketing call just as we was drifting off to sleep... recognized the voice... wanted to give me 2 tickets to United Airlines to fly anywhere in the USA at no cost to me
[23:56:35] <SoyLentGreen1234> I guess SoylentNews is having some DB breakage. Sorry to hear, glad it's being worked on
[23:56:36] * Bytram yeah, right.
[23:56:47] <Bytram> yuppers
[23:56:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, i already have beer. ima distribute myself one and go have a smoke. hopefully the first of the two really time consuming db statements will be done when i get back.
[23:57:01] <BsAtHome> yeast has a bad reputation, it generates greenhouse gasses
[23:57:03] <Bytram> db update is not a big deal, just a slow one :(
[23:57:14] <SoyLentGreen1234> Yeah never like those "ticket offers" thing either. If it's too good to be true ... it probably is
[23:57:14] <InsanumIngenium> Notsanguine, I am missing context on your question, my primary issue with syncthing is that you have to approve every peer pairing. Good for authentication, bad for giving random people files.
[23:57:44] <Bytram> SoyLentGreen1234: that was my take on it, too
[23:58:01] <Bytram> I tried prying some info out of 'em, but they just went full spiel on me
[23:58:02] <SoyLentGreen1234> Yup. Okay re: DB update -- understood
[23:58:16] <SoyLentGreen1234> Hahaha
[23:58:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> BsAtHome, not really. it just unsequesters carbon from sugar. as long as people keep drinking beer, they have to keep growing barley, which resequesters an equal amount of carbon.
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[23:58:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's your green duty to drink as much beer as possible.
[23:58:54] <Notsanguine> insanumIngenium, I see. I was thinking about it as a backup/personal storage thing, not a ring of seeders.
[23:58:57] <InsanumIngenium> Trust TMB to take the bait I decided I should pass on
[23:59:12] * TheMightyBuzzard is a master at it
[23:59:30] * SoyLentGreen1234 wants to grab Guiness from the fridge after hearing this much about beer
[23:59:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[23:59:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[23:59:40] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 563
[23:59:49] <BsAtHome> TheMightyBuzzard: when we all drink enough beer, we shouldn't care about anything else