#soylent | Logs for 2018-01-31
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[00:22:12] <chromas> Bender: s/do.*/what's-the-sitch?/
[00:22:13] <upstart> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Naked Mole Rats Show Few Signs of Aging - http://sylnt.us - what's-the-sitch?
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[00:57:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Compression Ignition Engines are a Big Breakthrough - http://sylnt.us - under-pressure
[01:01:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> beer++
[01:01:52] <Bender> karma - beer: 67
[01:01:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> pizza++
[01:01:55] <Bender> karma - pizza: 39
[01:02:02] <chromas> pizza++
[01:02:02] <Bender> karma - pizza: 40
[01:45:08] <Sulla> Considering getting pizza for watching state of union
[01:45:11] <Sulla> But really lazy
[02:06:04] <chromas> Skip the union, not the pizza
[02:08:45] <chromas> ghostery-- # popups
[02:08:45] <Bender> karma - ghostery: -1
[02:08:55] <Sulla> Eh. All day my coworkers will be making up stuff that was said in it, ill need to actually know what was said regardless of how shitty the delivery is
[02:12:33] <chromas> They should play the Vice Shithole montage
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[02:40:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt blue moon
[02:40:24] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:40:25] <upstart> ^ 03Rare supermoon, blue moon & lunar eclipse to surface Wednesday - YouTube
[02:40:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg
[02:40:54] <chromas> #rt blue waffle
[02:41:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt blue moon marcels
[02:41:03] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:41:04] <upstart> ^ 03THE MARCELS - "BLUE MOON" (1961) - YouTube
[02:41:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, fight back. make up your own stuff.
[02:42:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> tell them he said it while they were busy seeing red and foaming at the mouth.
[02:42:19] <Sulla> Kek. Not willing to lie
[02:42:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not really lying if you go entirely over the top with it.
[02:42:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> jump teh shark
[02:43:29] <Bytram> follow along here: https://www.politico.com
[02:43:29] <upstart> ^ 03Trump State of the Union 2018 transcript: Live Analysis & Fact Check
[02:44:37] <Sulla> Thats useful
[02:44:45] <Bytram> hth
[02:44:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.foxla.com
[02:44:55] <upstart> ^ 03Woman denied emotional support peacock on United flight - Story | KTTV
[02:45:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> women. they love the cock.
[02:45:44] <Sulla> Probably the most presidential speach he has given so far. Im a little behind due to pausing but hasnt bashed obama yet
[02:46:04] <chromas> Are you watching on youtube? increase the speed
[02:46:34] <Bytram> I have fallen behind, as well, but he'll likely attack obama obliquely, rather than directly.
[02:46:57] <Sulla> Youtube barely works as it is without messing with it - on phone
[02:47:07] <chromas> ah
[02:47:07] <Sulla> Bytram: probably
[02:47:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> he should take off and nuke him from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.
[02:47:56] <Sulla> Really want cigar++ but wife not home from work for a hour. Suffering
[02:47:58] <chromas> "Obama wasn't fact-checked live. I'm the first president, in fact..."
[02:48:07] <Sulla> Haha, not there yet
[02:48:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> she keeps your cigars?
[02:48:26] <Sulla> No but I have the kids til then
[02:48:36] <chromas> He Clintons his cigars
[02:49:02] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[02:49:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> how do you put them out if the kids aren't around to put them out on?
[02:49:16] <Sulla> Smoke one everytime I get a bj?
[02:49:16] <Bytram> chromas: ?? "Obama wasn't fact-checked live. I'm the first president, in fact..." ?? where did you get THAT from?
[02:49:34] <chromas> Bytram: Made it up :D
[02:49:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas++
[02:49:43] <Bender> karma - chromas: 202
[02:49:49] <chromas> Sulla: Use it on your woman first
[02:49:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> fake noods!
[02:50:00] <chromas> Have you guys seen the deepfake nudes?
[02:50:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't looked at any but read about it
[02:50:16] <Sulla> Nicotine would probably kill my unborn kid
[02:50:16] <Bytram> chromas: very presidential of you :P
[02:50:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> was thinking of getting some ncommander head shots and putting them on rambo.
[02:50:48] <chromas> Sulla: it doesn't go in her mouth
[02:51:08] <Sulla> Touching cigars anywhere transfers nicotine
[02:51:19] <Sulla> Wet cigars can transfer near lethal levels to children
[02:51:31] <chromas> it's very cool. google's voice synth can emulate people's voices too, even with the right speech patterns. Fake News is about to get real
[02:52:14] <Bytram> chromas: have you not read "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" ?? Was predicted a long time ago
[02:52:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude. my grandpa gave me a chaw of tobacco when i was a wee lad cause it was hilarious to watch the faces i made.
[02:52:18] <Sulla> Bytram: as far as "real time fact checking" thing not sure what that means. Twitter existed under obama and people live tweeted his speaches
[02:52:39] <chromas> Bytram: I haven't. But now we get to live it
[02:53:12] <Sulla> Moon is a harsh mistress is really good
[02:53:24] <Bytram> chromas: possibly one of the very best Sci Fi stories I have ever read. Most assuredly in the top 5.
[02:53:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> three, maybe four. tobacco ain't remotely lethal in adult doses to anything human. you really gotta go above and beyond.
[02:53:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, fuck yes it is.
[02:53:49] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah and just look at you now, with your perls and your fooshin
[02:53:57] <Bytram> I bet TheMightyBuzzard can corroborate on TMIAHM being primo Sci Fi
[02:54:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> some of the best evar
[02:54:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, zactly. i turned out awesome.
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[02:55:10] * TheMightyBuzzard thinks around a bit
[02:55:13] <chromas> I guess so. I mean uh, you could've grown up to php
[02:55:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> could not. i'm not upside down like crutchy.
[02:55:59] <Bytram> chromas: you can read it on-line... it's on archive.org; it appeared, originally, in "The Worlds of IF" -- If I am not mistaken, there are links to the particular issues in the wikipedia page for TMIAHM
[02:56:02] <chromas> dhd?
[02:56:51] <chromas> I'll look it up. I haven't read much of the sci-fis but I recently read the time machine and it was nifty, even with barely any time travel
[02:56:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i also heard there are these places that'll let you download whatever books you want and not even charge you money. but i don't believe it. nobody would do something like that on the internet.
[02:57:26] <Sulla> F yeah fire worthless govt employees
[02:57:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> out of a cannon
[02:58:12] <Sulla> Nothing more annoying than doing 5x the work of someone and being paid 1k/month less as they endlessly bitch their workload is too high
[02:58:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> so we have this big ole brass cannon outside the courthouse here in town. i dunno why. some history shit i guess.
[02:59:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, they had this old guy getting paid a little bit to come out and shine it up like once a week but he died.
[03:00:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> so his grandkid took over and he's a real pain in the ass entitled little shitstain.
[03:00:07] <Sulla> That sucks
[03:00:14] <Bytram> chromas: here ya go; thelast of the external links points directly to the appropriate issues of IF: https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:00:15] <upstart> ^ 03The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress - Wikipedia ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[03:00:20] <Sulla> Do it yourself for free to ruin him
[03:01:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> last week buys a cannon just like it online and comes in and announces that he's sick of the chicken feed wages. he's going into business for himself.
[03:02:18] <Sulla> Millennial or genz?
[03:02:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> irrelevant to the joke but millennial would probably be funnier.
[03:04:26] <Sulla> Should have drinking gamed how many times pence fixed his tie
[03:04:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[03:04:32] <upstart> ^ 03Jimmy Soul - Get an ugly girl to marry you - YouTube
[03:05:35] <Bytram> afk brb
[03:07:42] <Sulla> >settling for a ugly girl
[03:08:07] <Sulla> Save that shit for /r9k/ threats
[03:08:13] <Sulla> Threads*
[03:10:06] <chromas> Bytram++
[03:10:06] <Bender> karma - bytram: 95
[03:10:07] <Bytram> oh, that's rich... MIC++ and Nukes++ ... we have enough nukes to take out any power on earth, 10 times over (IIIRC), and T says we need more nukes so other countries think twice before attacking?
[03:10:18] <Bytram> chromas: thanks, but what was that for?
[03:10:23] <chromas> The link
[03:10:28] <Bytram> nod nod
[03:11:30] <Sulla> Im okay with more nukes if it means we shut down foreign military bases
[03:11:56] <Bytram> beware the order of the last two episodes are backwards according to the posted date on the issues in the archive... closely pay attention to the the links provided and be *certain* that after part 3, you really are starting with part 4
[03:12:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, leave the foreign military bases as long as they're in countries that aren't america-hostile.
[03:12:08] <chromas> We need newer, better nukers, then take the old ones and recycle them for electricities
[03:12:18] <Sulla> Yes
[03:12:36] <Sulla> I also want them to be aimable at space
[03:12:49] <Sulla> If aliens show up I want to at least feel like we tried
[03:12:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> they are. they're mounted on rockets.
[03:13:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> icbms are basically just rockets that you plan on crashing.
[03:13:18] <chromas> We need the military linked into google earth so kids can control battles like starcraft
[03:13:33] <Sulla> Endersgame++
[03:13:33] <Bender> karma - endersgame: 1
[03:13:55] * Bytram never got into that series... don't know why
[03:14:20] <Sulla> When I was young I had same problem
[03:14:23] <chromas> I always thought it was about chess
[03:14:32] <Sulla> Listened to it again recently and liked it
[03:14:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ender was a pud peter FTW
[03:15:03] <chromas> Damn, missed a perfect !grab opportunity
[03:15:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> chicks dig peter
[03:15:29] <chromas> "When I was young I had same problem"
[03:15:48] <Sulla> "americans are dreamers too"
[03:15:50] * Bytram did read all of the Asimov, Clarke, Niven, Pournelle, Heinlein, and Piers Anthony I could get my hands on; also read the collected works of Jules Verne and of HG Wells
[03:16:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think heinlein is my favorite
[03:16:28] <Sulla> Tough choice
[03:16:39] <Sulla> I really like pournelles pulpy sf
[03:16:40] <Bytram> he did have some... curious... ideas about possible family 'arrangements"
[03:16:46] <Sulla> But nivens writing
[03:17:11] <Sulla> Heinlein was too socially liberal for me
[03:17:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> no such thing. if it ain't hurtin anyone but themselves, it's nunya.
[03:17:50] <Bytram> #g ringworld
[03:17:51] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Ringworld is a 1970 science fiction novel by Larry Niven, set in his Known Space universe and considered a classic of science fiction literature. Niven later added four sequels and four prequels. (The Fleet of Worlds series, co-written with Edward M. Lerner, provides the four prequels, as well as Fate of Worlds, the final ..."
[03:17:52] <upstart> ^ 03Ringworld - Wikipedia
[03:18:03] <Bytram> #g rendevous with rama
[03:18:04] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Rendezvous with Rama is a science fiction novel by British writer Arthur C. Clarke first published in 1973. Set in the 2130s, the story involves a 50-kilometre (31 mi) cylindrical alien starship that enters Earth's solar system. The story is told from the point of view of a group of human explorers who intercept the ship in an ..."
[03:18:05] <upstart> ^ 03Rendezvous with Rama - Wikipedia
[03:18:17] <Sulla> I kept falling asleep listening to rwr
[03:18:36] <chromas> that live fact checking site's broken for me. i click a New annotation and it takes me somewhere else in the page
[03:19:26] <Sulla> Which one? The main one back during the campaign was a joke
[03:19:43] <Bytram> yes, I was confused at first... that takes you to the thing being checked... scroll down a little bit and then it will expand to show the fact checking
[03:19:45] <Sulla> Trump and hill would say same thing and trump is pants on fire and hillary was partially false
[03:20:17] * TheMightyBuzzard proposes the most efficient possible solution to the opioid problem... legalize them and tax them moderately. anyone who thinks they're a wonderful idea gets a darwin award and saves us lots of bother.
[03:20:27] <Sulla> Agree
[03:20:37] <Sulla> Not worried about an opioid user eating my face
[03:20:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, thas meth n crack
[03:20:56] <Sulla> Would rather have people braindead on opium than meth/crack
[03:20:57] <chromas> I clicked on "Trump mentions Russia!" and it took me to "Trump calls for bigger defense budget" which doesn't mention Russia at all
[03:21:07] <Sulla> Impeach now
[03:21:17] <chromas> Impeachments for all
[03:21:39] <Sulla> So far he appears to be better than bush - not saying much
[03:22:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> adderall i can stop taking entirely and not really give a damn except for being sleepy for a few days. coffee, i'm in physical pain and someone's gonna die if they get between me and the coffee maker.
[03:22:23] <Bytram> Sulla: "Around the world we race[sic] rogue regimes, terrorist groups, and rivals like China and Russia that challenge our interest, our economy, and our values."
[03:22:42] <Sulla> Ah great I always wanted another cold war
[03:22:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'not a cold war. it's crazy like a fox.
[03:22:58] <Sulla> MilitaryIndustrialComplex--
[03:22:58] <Bender> karma - militaryindustrialcomplex: -1
[03:23:09] <Bytram> MIC++
[03:23:09] <Bender> karma - mic: 1
[03:23:48] <chromas> mic.com--
[03:23:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ratchet up the tension like you done lost your fool mind until china and russia are forced to quit supporting their bullshit just to tweak our nose and deal with them.
[03:24:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> putin may be good at chess but trump's playin calvinball
[03:25:02] <Bytram> and who will pay to clean up the NEW nuclear waste superfund sites
[03:25:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> when they're halfway around the world? who gives a damn.
[03:26:07] <Sulla> Not workingout so good for fukushima
[03:26:34] <Bytram> #g hanford
[03:26:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> frankly, there is no possible better approach to NK than to force china and russia to deal with them.
[03:26:34] <MrPlow> http://www.hanford.gov - "60-day Public Comment Period on Proposed Modifications to the Hanford Dangerous Waste Permit for the Waste Encapsulation and Storage Facility (WESF). Public Comment Periods 60-day Public Comment Period on Proposed Modifications to the Hanford Dangerous Waste Permit for the Proposed Capsule Storage Area ..."
[03:26:35] <upstart> ^ 03Hanford Site
[03:26:51] <Bytram> ^^^ is only one of many
[03:27:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> we have no leverage. china, however, can cut off their gasoline, food, and everything else.
[03:27:17] <chromas> Hey, that's by me
[03:27:19] <chromas> kinda
[03:29:04] <chromas> We could Shock-and-Awe™ North Korea with a big fancy hologram where god comes down and lifts Kim Jong into the sky and leaves someone else in charge
[03:29:16] <Sulla> Unmatched power makes you run outta money
[03:29:34] <Sulla> I say we offer to buy north korea
[03:29:45] <Sulla> Amnesty for the generals and kim along with several million per
[03:30:14] <Bytram> would be much cheaper than trying to beat them into submission
[03:30:17] <chromas> We do need more states
[03:30:39] <Sulla> Id just give it to sk
[03:30:48] <Sulla> We should buy greece from the EU for its amount of debt
[03:30:48] <Bytram> nice location, too... right on China's doorstep, and rather close to russia, too.
[03:30:55] <Sulla> Then we can claim we founded democracy
[03:31:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, why the hell would sk want it? that'd be like giving us mexico.
[03:31:28] <chromas> I want Mexico. It's got guns and diarrhea water
[03:31:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> good point.
[03:31:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> direrear++
[03:31:41] <Bender> karma - direrear: 1
[03:32:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> and tequila and senoritas
[03:32:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[03:32:49] <upstart> ^ 03diarrhea cha-cha-cha - YouTube
[03:32:56] <chromas> señoritas++
[03:33:40] <Sulla> Id take mexico
[03:33:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> on the other hand, we already got guns and diarrhea taco bell and tequila and plenty of their senoritas
[03:34:07] <chromas> MOAR!
[03:34:14] <chromas> #yt brave little toaster more
[03:34:14] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[03:34:15] <upstart> ^ 03The Brave Little Toaster - Cutting Edge - YouTube
[03:35:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight. screw dis. i'm goin to bed.
[03:35:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight hosers
[03:35:47] * exec insensitively imagines a moldy tome of white privilege with hosers
[03:35:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Denies Claims it Built Backdoors into African Union’s Headquarters for Spying - http://sylnt.us - well-it-would,-wouldn't-it?
[03:36:09] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:36:10] * exec hurriedly enriches a bongload of a fart machine with TheMightyBuzzard
[03:44:07] <Sulla> Night tmb
[03:45:48] <Sulla> Ugh fuck gitmo
[03:46:44] <Bytram> nod nod
[03:47:56] <Bytram> IMO, being held for years, without access to the rights they would have were they in the US, is an affront to the freedoms that America claims to stand for.
[03:49:00] <Sulla> Agreed
[03:49:09] <Sulla> Where the us goes so goes the constitution
[03:49:31] <Sulla> Really pissed obama didnt end it when he did, but he clearly didnt care enough
[03:49:36] <Bytram> gnawed gnawed
[03:50:46] <Bytram> ugh..... would like to stay up to hear the rest of the SOTU response, but am scheduled to work tomorrow (6th day in a row) and I'm more than a bit tired already.
[03:51:17] <Bytram> Sulla: chromas: have a great night -- thanks for the discussion
[03:51:27] <chromas> ~g'night Bytram
[03:51:29] * exec skeptically launches a +1 mace of chocodiles toward Bytram
[03:51:38] <Bytram> ~gnight chromas
[03:51:40] * exec diarrhetically vomits a hatful of salmonella on chromas
[03:51:44] <Sulla> ~gnight
[03:51:54] <Sulla> ~gnight bytram
[03:51:55] * exec irresponsibly ships a Borg cube of Junior Mints with bytram
[03:52:05] <Bytram> Junior Mints? YUM!!!
[03:52:05] <chromas> It's all treats for him tonight
[03:52:22] <Bytram> my tummy is feeling funny... blurgh!!!!!!
[03:52:33] <Bytram> ;)
[03:52:38] <Bytram> laters
[03:52:39] <Sulla> Is memo released yet?
[03:52:45] <Bytram> not that i know of.
[03:53:22] <Bytram> What gets me, if it is as salacious as the republicans claim it is, then why doesn't trump release it? As EIC, he is free to do so without legal consequences
[03:54:00] <Bytram> he effectively declares it "not secret", and is free to release it.
[03:54:37] <Bytram> okay, really gtg get some sleep.
[03:54:41] <Bytram> ciao for now
[03:56:29] <Sulla> Bytram: for when you return, I assumed he had to wait for the committee to vote to release it before he got to decide. Now he has 5 days? I read earlier was gonna happen right after speech
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[04:55:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Waymo Orders Thousands More Chrysler Pacifica Minivans for Driverless Fleet - http://sylnt.us - waymo'-on-the-way-for-waymo
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[06:37:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Discord Takes Down "Deepfakes" Channel, Citing Policy Against "Revenge Porn" - http://sylnt.us - fake-news-isn't-fake-news-now
[08:07:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Americans Have Reduced Their Energy Consumption by Staying at Home More Often - http://sylnt.us - what-about-the-PS4-usage
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[09:45:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Verizon Cancels Plans to Sell Huawei Phone Due to U.S. Government Pressure - http://sylnt.us
[11:11:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:11:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3907
[11:16:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Governments Worry That Cryptocurrencies Could Be the ‘Next Swiss Bank Account’ - http://sylnt.us - gotta-hide-it-somewhere
[11:19:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg. i yam entirely not awake enough to code stuffs yet.
[11:20:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt bacon song
[11:20:39] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:20:40] <upstart> ^ 03Rub Some Bacon on It - YouTube
[11:25:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt the bacon song tessa violet
[11:25:26] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:25:27] <upstart> ^ 03The Bacon Song - YouTube
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[12:12:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> they need to start selling ARM dev boards with 8 or 16GB of RAM. at a reasonable price. this is something i could absolutely find a use for.
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[12:26:39] <chromas> Yeah, why don't they? Servers don't need x86
[12:28:10] <boru> Check out the thunderx and thunderx2.
[12:28:39] <boru> They're server grade.
[12:30:43] <chromas> Only 1+ tb of ram?
[12:31:13] * chromas stores all his pr0ns in ram
[12:35:37] <chromas> oh lawdy loo https://www.amazon.com
[12:35:38] <upstart> ^ 03Amazon.com: ASUS B250 MINING EXPERT LGA1151 DDR4 HDMI B250 ATX Motherboard for Cryptocurrency Mining (BTC) with 19 PCIe Slots and USB 3.1 Gen1: Computers & Accessories ( https://www.amazon.com )
[12:37:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, have but i can't find any boards actually using thunderx2
[12:38:24] <boru> Yeah, I've been getting radio silence from cavium, but they were just acquired.
[12:38:38] <boru> There are boards. Some of the FreeBSD devs I know have them.
[12:38:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i don't really want it for a server. i want a desktop alternative to pre-rootkitted chips.
[12:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:40:59] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 554
[12:47:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ten Tourists Charged in Cambodia for "Dancing Pornographically" in Photos - http://sylnt.us - were-there-bears-involved
[12:58:44] <Ingar> what, nobody posting Kim K's bossom?
[13:01:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[13:01:23] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 54
[13:09:26] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:09:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3908
[13:10:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[13:10:22] * exec covertly planks a diaper full of recycled toiletpaper for cmn32480
[13:10:26] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:10:28] * exec diabolically launches a beaker of red tape toward TheMightyBuzzard
[13:10:43] * TheMightyBuzzard wins
[13:11:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> could have lost depending on the volume of red tape but a beaker just isn't enough
[13:11:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt sweedish chef chocolate moose
[13:11:23] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[13:11:24] <upstart> ^ 03Muppet Show. Swedish Chef - Chocolate Moose (ep.220) - YouTube
[13:11:36] <cmn32480> recycled... that doenst' necessarily mean pre-used and dirty...
[13:12:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> consider your luck then tell me if it does or not
[13:12:30] * cmn32480 goes lookin' for a corn cob
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[13:15:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh. chocolate moose. still funny after 40 years.
[13:29:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:29:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:29:05] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 555
[13:36:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[13:36:44] <upstart> ^ 03May the Bird of Paradise (Fly Up Your Nose) - YouTube
[13:42:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight. i'm out for a bit. work needing done.
[13:59:53] <Bytram> https://www.instagram.com
[13:59:53] <upstart> ^ 03Instagram
[14:00:17] <Bytram> ^^^ "elonmusk: Falcon Heavy, launching Tuesday, in foreground and Falcon 9, launching tomorrow, in background"
[14:03:14] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:03:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3909
[14:17:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Here's How Vine Replacement v2 Will Work - http://sylnt.us - sequels-are-always-worse
[14:17:17] <Bytram> time for work
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[15:55:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tide Pod Challenge: Here to Stay? - http://sylnt.us - darwin-award-candidates
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[16:05:35] <notsulla> Where did tidepod challange come from anyayus
[16:06:18] <boru> ICantBelieveItsNotSulla; who knows. It's a shame it isn't happening on a wider scale.
[16:07:20] <chromas> http://knowyourmeme.com
[16:07:20] <upstart> ^ 03Tide POD Challenge | Know Your Meme
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[16:11:08] <chromas> "Due to the sudden popularity of the meme, many stores, including Walmart, Walgreen’s and Ralph’s,[20] have begun locking Tide PODS up, requiring a store employee to retrieve them for customers."
[16:11:09] <chromas> Dammit
[16:11:20] <chromas> Stop saving the stupid!
[16:14:30] <chromas> Ya'know, there's dishwasher pods too. Maybe we should start that challenge for some competition
[16:15:46] <chromas> "Cleaning up the gene pool? Forget Tide pods. Let Cascade do the dirty work"
[16:18:42] <notsulla> Hah. First time I saw it was when it showed up on pol and they were impressed that it wasnt started by 4chan
[16:49:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://gfycat.com
[16:49:40] <upstart> ^ 03hack GIF | Create, Discover and Share on Gfycat
[17:24:12] <takyon> http://earthsky.org
[17:24:12] <upstart> ^ 03Why space radiation won't stop human space exploration | Human World | EarthSky
[17:27:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Processor Bugs Are Everywhere – Just Ask Intel And AMD - http://sylnt.us - doesn't-raid-fix-this?
[17:54:23] <notsulla> Whats this new pole shift meme the media is pushing?
[18:28:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> well if it's the liberal media they're probably trying to force all the hot media chicks to repeatedly shift on their poles
[18:28:23] <cmn32480> I can't fathom how people, even teenagers, are so stupid as to do the Tide Pod Challenge...
[18:29:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, never underestimate how stupid a teenage boy will be if he thinks it will impress chicks.
[18:29:31] <cmn32480> true... but what a bunch of idiots
[18:29:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> gnawed gnawed
[18:56:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Orcas Can Imitate Human Speech - http://sylnt.us - "Thanks-for-all-the-fish"
[19:13:30] <cmn32480> whale I dind't see that coming
[19:47:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't sea why not.
[20:06:22] <takyon> https://www.theatlantic.com
[20:06:23] <upstart> ^ 03Why Can't People Hear What Jordan Peterson Is Actually Saying? - The Atlantic
[20:07:26] <Teckla> Things like this make me feel hopeless about the future of software: https://www.recurse.com
[20:07:27] <upstart> ^ 03Xi: an editor for the next 20 years - Recurse Center
[20:15:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Teckla, if he didn't work for Google, i'd swear he was trolling
[20:15:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> "Xi is a project to build a modern text editor with uncompromising performance. Its thoroughly async, loosely coupled design promises performance and rich extensibility, but creates interesting engineering challenges, requiring advanced algorithms and data structures. In addition to pushing the state of computer science for text handling, the project also seeks to build an open-source community for teaching and learning, and
[20:15:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> working together to create a joyful editing experience."
[20:16:24] <chromas> Buzzword bingo
[20:16:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> if your text editor requires advanced algorithms and data structures, you wrote it wrong.
[20:18:18] <chromas> That kind of racism is just what I'd expect from the buggy whip industry
[20:19:42] <Teckla> TheMightyBuzzard: THANK YOU. Heh.
[20:26:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Walmart to Launch Online Grocery Delivery in Japan in Deal with Rakuten - http://sylnt.us - sushi++
[20:42:15] <notsulla> So jordan peterson, who is he and why do I care?
[20:44:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> pick something of his and give a listen. the roomie likes the hell out of him but i prefer my politics with universal mockery rather than well thought-out, rational points.
[20:47:43] <notsulla> I try t stay as far from e celebs as possible, especially ones that get their own 4chan threads
[21:22:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's not a celeb. he's a pundit.
[21:22:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g jordan peterson
[21:22:36] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Jordan Bernt Peterson (born June 12, 1962) is a Canadian clinical psychologist, cultural critic, and professor of psychology at the University of Toronto. His main areas of study are in abnormal, social, and personality psychology, with a particular interest in the psychology of religious and ideological belief, and the ..."
[21:22:36] <upstart> ^ 03Jordan Peterson - Wikipedia
[21:33:38] <notsulla> I love shiff
[21:33:44] <notsulla> Schiff's bugeyes
[22:05:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Woz Likes his Tesla, Doesn't Trust Elon - http://sylnt.us - voice-of-Jobs-experience
[22:27:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, think i have the twitter plugin for rehash mostly working.
[23:03:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> argh, fuck, i'm stoopid
[23:06:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> forgot to quote the fucking sid in a select statement so it was seeing the /s as division operators
[23:06:58] <paulej72> yay :(
[23:07:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. caused me an hour of debugging.
[23:07:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~moo
[23:07:54] <exec> (__)
[23:07:54] <exec> (oo)
[23:07:54] <exec> /------\/
[23:07:54] <exec> / | ||
[23:07:54] <exec> * /\---/\
[23:07:55] <exec> ~~ ~~
[23:07:56] <exec> ..."Have you mooed today?"...
[23:08:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i got us a proper rehash plugin for twitter syndication working now at least. god help us.
[23:09:10] <paulej72> better than bender?
[23:09:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, bender's shit is broke cause the library's out of date and i'm not coding python to update it.
[23:10:20] <paulej72> syntatic white space sucks ass
[23:10:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now we're syndicating from a hacky little script on my desktop
[23:10:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[23:11:55] <paulej72> i need to log onto gandi and check our domain payment when I get home. I have been meaning to do it sooner, but I just can't find the motivation once I get done with work
[23:11:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight. ima go have a victory smoke since i figured out the bug was caused by stoopid.
[23:12:23] <paulej72> yes and I am going home, eat then look at that gandi shit
[23:12:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> opie dopie. sounds like a plan.
[23:12:39] <paulej72> laters
[23:12:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[23:36:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Choose Omega-3s from Fish Over Flax for Cancer Prevention, Study Finds - http://sylnt.us - Go-Fish!