#soylent | Logs for 2018-01-31
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[23:36:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Choose Omega-3s from Fish Over Flax for Cancer Prevention, Study Finds - http://sylnt.us - Go-Fish!
[23:12:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[23:12:39] <paulej72> laters
[23:12:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> opie dopie. sounds like a plan.
[23:12:23] <paulej72> yes and I am going home, eat then look at that gandi shit
[23:11:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight. ima go have a victory smoke since i figured out the bug was caused by stoopid.
[23:11:55] <paulej72> i need to log onto gandi and check our domain payment when I get home. I have been meaning to do it sooner, but I just can't find the motivation once I get done with work
[23:10:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[23:10:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now we're syndicating from a hacky little script on my desktop
[23:10:20] <paulej72> syntatic white space sucks ass
[23:09:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, bender's shit is broke cause the library's out of date and i'm not coding python to update it.
[23:09:10] <paulej72> better than bender?
[23:08:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i got us a proper rehash plugin for twitter syndication working now at least. god help us.
[23:07:56] <exec> ..."Have you mooed today?"...
[23:07:55] <exec> ~~ ~~
[23:07:54] <exec> * /\---/\
[23:07:54] <exec> / | ||
[23:07:54] <exec> /------\/
[23:07:54] <exec> (oo)
[23:07:54] <exec> (__)
[23:07:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~moo
[23:07:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. caused me an hour of debugging.
[23:06:58] <paulej72> yay :(
[23:06:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> forgot to quote the fucking sid in a select statement so it was seeing the /s as division operators
[23:03:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> argh, fuck, i'm stoopid
[22:27:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, think i have the twitter plugin for rehash mostly working.
[22:05:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Woz Likes his Tesla, Doesn't Trust Elon - http://sylnt.us - voice-of-Jobs-experience
[21:33:44] <notsulla> Schiff's bugeyes
[21:33:38] <notsulla> I love shiff
[21:22:36] <upstart> ^ 03Jordan Peterson - Wikipedia
[21:22:36] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Jordan Bernt Peterson (born June 12, 1962) is a Canadian clinical psychologist, cultural critic, and professor of psychology at the University of Toronto. His main areas of study are in abnormal, social, and personality psychology, with a particular interest in the psychology of religious and ideological belief, and the ..."
[21:22:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g jordan peterson
[21:22:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's not a celeb. he's a pundit.
[20:47:43] <notsulla> I try t stay as far from e celebs as possible, especially ones that get their own 4chan threads
[20:44:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> pick something of his and give a listen. the roomie likes the hell out of him but i prefer my politics with universal mockery rather than well thought-out, rational points.
[20:42:15] <notsulla> So jordan peterson, who is he and why do I care?
[20:26:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Walmart to Launch Online Grocery Delivery in Japan in Deal with Rakuten - http://sylnt.us - sushi++
[20:19:42] <Teckla> TheMightyBuzzard: THANK YOU. Heh.
[20:18:18] <chromas> That kind of racism is just what I'd expect from the buggy whip industry
[20:16:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> if your text editor requires advanced algorithms and data structures, you wrote it wrong.
[20:16:24] <chromas> Buzzword bingo
[20:15:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> working together to create a joyful editing experience."
[20:15:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> "Xi is a project to build a modern text editor with uncompromising performance. Its thoroughly async, loosely coupled design promises performance and rich extensibility, but creates interesting engineering challenges, requiring advanced algorithms and data structures. In addition to pushing the state of computer science for text handling, the project also seeks to build an open-source community for teaching and learning, and
[20:15:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Teckla, if he didn't work for Google, i'd swear he was trolling
[20:07:27] <upstart> ^ 03Xi: an editor for the next 20 years - Recurse Center
[20:07:26] <Teckla> Things like this make me feel hopeless about the future of software: https://www.recurse.com
[20:06:23] <upstart> ^ 03Why Can't People Hear What Jordan Peterson Is Actually Saying? - The Atlantic
[20:06:22] <takyon> https://www.theatlantic.com
[19:47:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't sea why not.
[19:13:30] <cmn32480> whale I dind't see that coming
[18:56:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Orcas Can Imitate Human Speech - http://sylnt.us - "Thanks-for-all-the-fish"
[18:29:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> gnawed gnawed
[18:29:31] <cmn32480> true... but what a bunch of idiots
[18:29:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, never underestimate how stupid a teenage boy will be if he thinks it will impress chicks.
[18:28:23] <cmn32480> I can't fathom how people, even teenagers, are so stupid as to do the Tide Pod Challenge...
[18:28:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> well if it's the liberal media they're probably trying to force all the hot media chicks to repeatedly shift on their poles
[17:54:23] <notsulla> Whats this new pole shift meme the media is pushing?
[17:27:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Processor Bugs Are Everywhere – Just Ask Intel And AMD - http://sylnt.us - doesn't-raid-fix-this?
[17:24:12] <upstart> ^ 03Why space radiation won't stop human space exploration | Human World | EarthSky
[17:24:12] <takyon> http://earthsky.org
[16:49:40] <upstart> ^ 03hack GIF | Create, Discover and Share on Gfycat
[16:49:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://gfycat.com
[16:18:42] <notsulla> Hah. First time I saw it was when it showed up on pol and they were impressed that it wasnt started by 4chan
[16:15:46] <chromas> "Cleaning up the gene pool? Forget Tide pods. Let Cascade do the dirty work"
[16:14:30] <chromas> Ya'know, there's dishwasher pods too. Maybe we should start that challenge for some competition
[16:11:20] <chromas> Stop saving the stupid!
[16:11:09] <chromas> Dammit
[16:11:08] <chromas> "Due to the sudden popularity of the meme, many stores, including Walmart, Walgreen’s and Ralph’s,[20] have begun locking Tide PODS up, requiring a store employee to retrieve them for customers."
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[16:07:20] <upstart> ^ 03Tide POD Challenge | Know Your Meme
[16:07:20] <chromas> http://knowyourmeme.com
[16:06:18] <boru> ICantBelieveItsNotSulla; who knows. It's a shame it isn't happening on a wider scale.
[16:05:35] <notsulla> Where did tidepod challange come from anyayus
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[15:55:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tide Pod Challenge: Here to Stay? - http://sylnt.us - darwin-award-candidates
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[14:17:17] <Bytram> time for work
[14:17:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Here's How Vine Replacement v2 Will Work - http://sylnt.us - sequels-are-always-worse
[14:03:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3909
[14:03:14] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:00:17] <Bytram> ^^^ "elonmusk: Falcon Heavy, launching Tuesday, in foreground and Falcon 9, launching tomorrow, in background"
[13:59:53] <upstart> ^ 03Instagram
[13:59:53] <Bytram> https://www.instagram.com
[13:42:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight. i'm out for a bit. work needing done.
[13:36:44] <upstart> ^ 03May the Bird of Paradise (Fly Up Your Nose) - YouTube
[13:36:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[13:29:05] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 555
[13:29:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:29:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:15:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh. chocolate moose. still funny after 40 years.
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[13:12:30] * cmn32480 goes lookin' for a corn cob
[13:12:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> consider your luck then tell me if it does or not
[13:11:36] <cmn32480> recycled... that doenst' necessarily mean pre-used and dirty...
[13:11:24] <upstart> ^ 03Muppet Show. Swedish Chef - Chocolate Moose (ep.220) - YouTube
[13:11:23] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[13:11:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt sweedish chef chocolate moose
[13:11:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> could have lost depending on the volume of red tape but a beaker just isn't enough
[13:10:43] * TheMightyBuzzard wins
[13:10:28] * exec diabolically launches a beaker of red tape toward TheMightyBuzzard
[13:10:26] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:10:22] * exec covertly planks a diaper full of recycled toiletpaper for cmn32480
[13:10:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[13:09:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3908
[13:09:26] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:01:23] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 54
[13:01:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[12:58:44] <Ingar> what, nobody posting Kim K's bossom?
[12:47:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ten Tourists Charged in Cambodia for "Dancing Pornographically" in Photos - http://sylnt.us - were-there-bears-involved
[12:40:59] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 554
[12:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:38:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i don't really want it for a server. i want a desktop alternative to pre-rootkitted chips.
[12:38:38] <boru> There are boards. Some of the FreeBSD devs I know have them.
[12:38:24] <boru> Yeah, I've been getting radio silence from cavium, but they were just acquired.
[12:37:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, have but i can't find any boards actually using thunderx2
[12:35:38] <upstart> ^ 03Amazon.com: ASUS B250 MINING EXPERT LGA1151 DDR4 HDMI B250 ATX Motherboard for Cryptocurrency Mining (BTC) with 19 PCIe Slots and USB 3.1 Gen1: Computers & Accessories ( https://www.amazon.com )
[12:35:37] <chromas> oh lawdy loo https://www.amazon.com
[12:31:13] * chromas stores all his pr0ns in ram
[12:30:43] <chromas> Only 1+ tb of ram?
[12:28:39] <boru> They're server grade.
[12:28:10] <boru> Check out the thunderx and thunderx2.
[12:26:39] <chromas> Yeah, why don't they? Servers don't need x86
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[12:12:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> they need to start selling ARM dev boards with 8 or 16GB of RAM. at a reasonable price. this is something i could absolutely find a use for.
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[11:25:27] <upstart> ^ 03The Bacon Song - YouTube
[11:25:26] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:25:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt the bacon song tessa violet
[11:20:40] <upstart> ^ 03Rub Some Bacon on It - YouTube
[11:20:39] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:20:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt bacon song
[11:19:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg. i yam entirely not awake enough to code stuffs yet.
[11:16:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Governments Worry That Cryptocurrencies Could Be the ‘Next Swiss Bank Account’ - http://sylnt.us - gotta-hide-it-somewhere
[11:11:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3907
[11:11:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:45:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Verizon Cancels Plans to Sell Huawei Phone Due to U.S. Government Pressure - http://sylnt.us
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[08:07:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Americans Have Reduced Their Energy Consumption by Staying at Home More Often - http://sylnt.us - what-about-the-PS4-usage
[06:37:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Discord Takes Down "Deepfakes" Channel, Citing Policy Against "Revenge Porn" - http://sylnt.us - fake-news-isn't-fake-news-now
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[04:55:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Waymo Orders Thousands More Chrysler Pacifica Minivans for Driverless Fleet - http://sylnt.us - waymo'-on-the-way-for-waymo
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[03:56:29] <Sulla> Bytram: for when you return, I assumed he had to wait for the committee to vote to release it before he got to decide. Now he has 5 days? I read earlier was gonna happen right after speech
[03:54:41] <Bytram> ciao for now
[03:54:37] <Bytram> okay, really gtg get some sleep.
[03:54:00] <Bytram> he effectively declares it "not secret", and is free to release it.
[03:53:22] <Bytram> What gets me, if it is as salacious as the republicans claim it is, then why doesn't trump release it? As EIC, he is free to do so without legal consequences
[03:52:45] <Bytram> not that i know of.
[03:52:39] <Sulla> Is memo released yet?
[03:52:38] <Bytram> laters
[03:52:33] <Bytram> ;)
[03:52:22] <Bytram> my tummy is feeling funny... blurgh!!!!!!
[03:52:05] <chromas> It's all treats for him tonight
[03:52:05] <Bytram> Junior Mints? YUM!!!
[03:51:55] * exec irresponsibly ships a Borg cube of Junior Mints with bytram
[03:51:54] <Sulla> ~gnight bytram
[03:51:44] <Sulla> ~gnight
[03:51:40] * exec diarrhetically vomits a hatful of salmonella on chromas
[03:51:38] <Bytram> ~gnight chromas
[03:51:29] * exec skeptically launches a +1 mace of chocodiles toward Bytram
[03:51:27] <chromas> ~g'night Bytram
[03:51:17] <Bytram> Sulla: chromas: have a great night -- thanks for the discussion
[03:50:46] <Bytram> ugh..... would like to stay up to hear the rest of the SOTU response, but am scheduled to work tomorrow (6th day in a row) and I'm more than a bit tired already.
[03:49:36] <Bytram> gnawed gnawed
[03:49:31] <Sulla> Really pissed obama didnt end it when he did, but he clearly didnt care enough
[03:49:09] <Sulla> Where the us goes so goes the constitution
[03:49:00] <Sulla> Agreed
[03:47:56] <Bytram> IMO, being held for years, without access to the rights they would have were they in the US, is an affront to the freedoms that America claims to stand for.
[03:46:44] <Bytram> nod nod
[03:45:48] <Sulla> Ugh fuck gitmo
[03:44:07] <Sulla> Night tmb
[03:36:10] * exec hurriedly enriches a bongload of a fart machine with TheMightyBuzzard
[03:36:09] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:35:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Denies Claims it Built Backdoors into African Union’s Headquarters for Spying - http://sylnt.us - well-it-would,-wouldn't-it?
[03:35:47] * exec insensitively imagines a moldy tome of white privilege with hosers
[03:35:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight hosers
[03:35:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight. screw dis. i'm goin to bed.
[03:34:15] <upstart> ^ 03The Brave Little Toaster - Cutting Edge - YouTube
[03:34:14] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[03:34:14] <chromas> #yt brave little toaster more
[03:34:07] <chromas> MOAR!
[03:33:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> on the other hand, we already got guns and diarrhea taco bell and tequila and plenty of their senoritas
[03:33:40] <Sulla> Id take mexico
[03:32:56] <chromas> señoritas++
[03:32:49] <upstart> ^ 03diarrhea cha-cha-cha - YouTube
[03:32:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[03:32:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> and tequila and senoritas
[03:31:41] <Bender> karma - direrear: 1
[03:31:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> direrear++
[03:31:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> good point.
[03:31:28] <chromas> I want Mexico. It's got guns and diarrhea water
[03:31:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, why the hell would sk want it? that'd be like giving us mexico.
[03:30:55] <Sulla> Then we can claim we founded democracy
[03:30:48] <Bytram> nice location, too... right on China's doorstep, and rather close to russia, too.
[03:30:48] <Sulla> We should buy greece from the EU for its amount of debt
[03:30:39] <Sulla> Id just give it to sk
[03:30:17] <chromas> We do need more states
[03:30:14] <Bytram> would be much cheaper than trying to beat them into submission
[03:29:45] <Sulla> Amnesty for the generals and kim along with several million per
[03:29:34] <Sulla> I say we offer to buy north korea
[03:29:16] <Sulla> Unmatched power makes you run outta money
[03:29:04] <chromas> We could Shock-and-Awe™ North Korea with a big fancy hologram where god comes down and lifts Kim Jong into the sky and leaves someone else in charge
[03:27:19] <chromas> kinda
[03:27:17] <chromas> Hey, that's by me
[03:27:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> we have no leverage. china, however, can cut off their gasoline, food, and everything else.
[03:26:51] <Bytram> ^^^ is only one of many
[03:26:35] <upstart> ^ 03Hanford Site
[03:26:34] <MrPlow> http://www.hanford.gov - "60-day Public Comment Period on Proposed Modifications to the Hanford Dangerous Waste Permit for the Waste Encapsulation and Storage Facility (WESF). Public Comment Periods 60-day Public Comment Period on Proposed Modifications to the Hanford Dangerous Waste Permit for the Proposed Capsule Storage Area ..."
[03:26:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> frankly, there is no possible better approach to NK than to force china and russia to deal with them.
[03:26:34] <Bytram> #g hanford
[03:26:07] <Sulla> Not workingout so good for fukushima
[03:25:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> when they're halfway around the world? who gives a damn.
[03:25:02] <Bytram> and who will pay to clean up the NEW nuclear waste superfund sites
[03:24:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> putin may be good at chess but trump's playin calvinball
[03:23:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ratchet up the tension like you done lost your fool mind until china and russia are forced to quit supporting their bullshit just to tweak our nose and deal with them.
[03:23:48] <chromas> mic.com--
[03:23:09] <Bender> karma - mic: 1
[03:23:09] <Bytram> MIC++
[03:22:58] <Bender> karma - militaryindustrialcomplex: -1
[03:22:58] <Sulla> MilitaryIndustrialComplex--
[03:22:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'not a cold war. it's crazy like a fox.
[03:22:42] <Sulla> Ah great I always wanted another cold war
[03:22:23] <Bytram> Sulla: "Around the world we race[sic] rogue regimes, terrorist groups, and rivals like China and Russia that challenge our interest, our economy, and our values."
[03:22:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> adderall i can stop taking entirely and not really give a damn except for being sleepy for a few days. coffee, i'm in physical pain and someone's gonna die if they get between me and the coffee maker.
[03:21:39] <Sulla> So far he appears to be better than bush - not saying much
[03:21:17] <chromas> Impeachments for all
[03:21:07] <Sulla> Impeach now
[03:20:57] <chromas> I clicked on "Trump mentions Russia!" and it took me to "Trump calls for bigger defense budget" which doesn't mention Russia at all
[03:20:56] <Sulla> Would rather have people braindead on opium than meth/crack
[03:20:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, thas meth n crack
[03:20:37] <Sulla> Not worried about an opioid user eating my face
[03:20:27] <Sulla> Agree
[03:20:17] * TheMightyBuzzard proposes the most efficient possible solution to the opioid problem... legalize them and tax them moderately. anyone who thinks they're a wonderful idea gets a darwin award and saves us lots of bother.
[03:19:45] <Sulla> Trump and hill would say same thing and trump is pants on fire and hillary was partially false
[03:19:43] <Bytram> yes, I was confused at first... that takes you to the thing being checked... scroll down a little bit and then it will expand to show the fact checking
[03:19:26] <Sulla> Which one? The main one back during the campaign was a joke
[03:18:36] <chromas> that live fact checking site's broken for me. i click a New annotation and it takes me somewhere else in the page
[03:18:17] <Sulla> I kept falling asleep listening to rwr
[03:18:05] <upstart> ^ 03Rendezvous with Rama - Wikipedia
[03:18:04] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Rendezvous with Rama is a science fiction novel by British writer Arthur C. Clarke first published in 1973. Set in the 2130s, the story involves a 50-kilometre (31 mi) cylindrical alien starship that enters Earth's solar system. The story is told from the point of view of a group of human explorers who intercept the ship in an ..."
[03:18:03] <Bytram> #g rendevous with rama
[03:17:52] <upstart> ^ 03Ringworld - Wikipedia
[03:17:51] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Ringworld is a 1970 science fiction novel by Larry Niven, set in his Known Space universe and considered a classic of science fiction literature. Niven later added four sequels and four prequels. (The Fleet of Worlds series, co-written with Edward M. Lerner, provides the four prequels, as well as Fate of Worlds, the final ..."
[03:17:50] <Bytram> #g ringworld
[03:17:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> no such thing. if it ain't hurtin anyone but themselves, it's nunya.
[03:17:11] <Sulla> Heinlein was too socially liberal for me
[03:16:46] <Sulla> But nivens writing
[03:16:40] <Bytram> he did have some... curious... ideas about possible family 'arrangements"
[03:16:39] <Sulla> I really like pournelles pulpy sf
[03:16:28] <Sulla> Tough choice
[03:16:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think heinlein is my favorite
[03:15:50] * Bytram did read all of the Asimov, Clarke, Niven, Pournelle, Heinlein, and Piers Anthony I could get my hands on; also read the collected works of Jules Verne and of HG Wells
[03:15:48] <Sulla> "americans are dreamers too"
[03:15:29] <chromas> "When I was young I had same problem"
[03:15:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> chicks dig peter
[03:15:03] <chromas> Damn, missed a perfect !grab opportunity
[03:14:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ender was a pud peter FTW
[03:14:32] <Sulla> Listened to it again recently and liked it
[03:14:23] <chromas> I always thought it was about chess
[03:14:20] <Sulla> When I was young I had same problem
[03:13:55] * Bytram never got into that series... don't know why
[03:13:33] <Bender> karma - endersgame: 1
[03:13:33] <Sulla> Endersgame++
[03:13:18] <chromas> We need the military linked into google earth so kids can control battles like starcraft
[03:13:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> icbms are basically just rockets that you plan on crashing.
[03:12:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> they are. they're mounted on rockets.
[03:12:49] <Sulla> If aliens show up I want to at least feel like we tried
[03:12:36] <Sulla> I also want them to be aimable at space
[03:12:18] <Sulla> Yes
[03:12:08] <chromas> We need newer, better nukers, then take the old ones and recycle them for electricities
[03:12:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, leave the foreign military bases as long as they're in countries that aren't america-hostile.
[03:11:56] <Bytram> beware the order of the last two episodes are backwards according to the posted date on the issues in the archive... closely pay attention to the the links provided and be *certain* that after part 3, you really are starting with part 4
[03:11:30] <Sulla> Im okay with more nukes if it means we shut down foreign military bases
[03:10:28] <Bytram> nod nod
[03:10:23] <chromas> The link
[03:10:18] <Bytram> chromas: thanks, but what was that for?
[03:10:07] <Bytram> oh, that's rich... MIC++ and Nukes++ ... we have enough nukes to take out any power on earth, 10 times over (IIIRC), and T says we need more nukes so other countries think twice before attacking?
[03:10:06] <Bender> karma - bytram: 95
[03:10:06] <chromas> Bytram++
[03:08:13] <Sulla> Threads*
[03:08:07] <Sulla> Save that shit for /r9k/ threats
[03:07:42] <Sulla> >settling for a ugly girl
[03:05:35] <Bytram> afk brb
[03:04:32] <upstart> ^ 03Jimmy Soul - Get an ugly girl to marry you - YouTube
[03:04:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[03:04:26] <Sulla> Should have drinking gamed how many times pence fixed his tie
[03:02:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> irrelevant to the joke but millennial would probably be funnier.
[03:02:18] <Sulla> Millennial or genz?
[03:01:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> last week buys a cannon just like it online and comes in and announces that he's sick of the chicken feed wages. he's going into business for himself.
[03:00:20] <Sulla> Do it yourself for free to ruin him
[03:00:15] <upstart> ^ 03The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress - Wikipedia ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[03:00:14] <Bytram> chromas: here ya go; thelast of the external links points directly to the appropriate issues of IF: https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:00:07] <Sulla> That sucks
[03:00:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> so his grandkid took over and he's a real pain in the ass entitled little shitstain.
[02:59:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, they had this old guy getting paid a little bit to come out and shine it up like once a week but he died.
[02:58:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> so we have this big ole brass cannon outside the courthouse here in town. i dunno why. some history shit i guess.
[02:58:12] <Sulla> Nothing more annoying than doing 5x the work of someone and being paid 1k/month less as they endlessly bitch their workload is too high
[02:57:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> out of a cannon
[02:57:26] <Sulla> F yeah fire worthless govt employees
[02:56:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i also heard there are these places that'll let you download whatever books you want and not even charge you money. but i don't believe it. nobody would do something like that on the internet.
[02:56:51] <chromas> I'll look it up. I haven't read much of the sci-fis but I recently read the time machine and it was nifty, even with barely any time travel
[02:56:02] <chromas> dhd?
[02:55:59] <Bytram> chromas: you can read it on-line... it's on archive.org; it appeared, originally, in "The Worlds of IF" -- If I am not mistaken, there are links to the particular issues in the wikipedia page for TMIAHM
[02:55:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> could not. i'm not upside down like crutchy.
[02:55:13] <chromas> I guess so. I mean uh, you could've grown up to php
[02:55:10] * TheMightyBuzzard thinks around a bit
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[02:54:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, zactly. i turned out awesome.
[02:54:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> some of the best evar
[02:53:57] <Bytram> I bet TheMightyBuzzard can corroborate on TMIAHM being primo Sci Fi
[02:53:49] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah and just look at you now, with your perls and your fooshin
[02:53:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, fuck yes it is.
[02:53:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> three, maybe four. tobacco ain't remotely lethal in adult doses to anything human. you really gotta go above and beyond.
[02:53:24] <Bytram> chromas: possibly one of the very best Sci Fi stories I have ever read. Most assuredly in the top 5.
[02:53:12] <Sulla> Moon is a harsh mistress is really good
[02:52:39] <chromas> Bytram: I haven't. But now we get to live it
[02:52:18] <Sulla> Bytram: as far as "real time fact checking" thing not sure what that means. Twitter existed under obama and people live tweeted his speaches
[02:52:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude. my grandpa gave me a chaw of tobacco when i was a wee lad cause it was hilarious to watch the faces i made.
[02:52:14] <Bytram> chromas: have you not read "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" ?? Was predicted a long time ago
[02:51:31] <chromas> it's very cool. google's voice synth can emulate people's voices too, even with the right speech patterns. Fake News is about to get real
[02:51:19] <Sulla> Wet cigars can transfer near lethal levels to children
[02:51:08] <Sulla> Touching cigars anywhere transfers nicotine
[02:50:48] <chromas> Sulla: it doesn't go in her mouth
[02:50:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> was thinking of getting some ncommander head shots and putting them on rambo.
[02:50:16] <Bytram> chromas: very presidential of you :P
[02:50:16] <Sulla> Nicotine would probably kill my unborn kid
[02:50:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't looked at any but read about it
[02:50:00] <chromas> Have you guys seen the deepfake nudes?
[02:49:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> fake noods!
[02:49:49] <chromas> Sulla: Use it on your woman first
[02:49:43] <Bender> karma - chromas: 202
[02:49:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas++
[02:49:34] <chromas> Bytram: Made it up :D
[02:49:16] <Bytram> chromas: ?? "Obama wasn't fact-checked live. I'm the first president, in fact..." ?? where did you get THAT from?
[02:49:16] <Sulla> Smoke one everytime I get a bj?
[02:49:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> how do you put them out if the kids aren't around to put them out on?
[02:49:02] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[02:48:36] <chromas> He Clintons his cigars
[02:48:26] <Sulla> No but I have the kids til then
[02:48:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> she keeps your cigars?
[02:48:07] <Sulla> Haha, not there yet
[02:47:58] <chromas> "Obama wasn't fact-checked live. I'm the first president, in fact..."
[02:47:56] <Sulla> Really want cigar++ but wife not home from work for a hour. Suffering
[02:47:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> he should take off and nuke him from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.
[02:47:07] <Sulla> Bytram: probably
[02:47:07] <chromas> ah
[02:46:57] <Sulla> Youtube barely works as it is without messing with it - on phone
[02:46:34] <Bytram> I have fallen behind, as well, but he'll likely attack obama obliquely, rather than directly.
[02:46:04] <chromas> Are you watching on youtube? increase the speed
[02:45:44] <Sulla> Probably the most presidential speach he has given so far. Im a little behind due to pausing but hasnt bashed obama yet
[02:45:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> women. they love the cock.
[02:44:55] <upstart> ^ 03Woman denied emotional support peacock on United flight - Story | KTTV
[02:44:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.foxla.com
[02:44:45] <Bytram> hth
[02:44:37] <Sulla> Thats useful
[02:43:29] <upstart> ^ 03Trump State of the Union 2018 transcript: Live Analysis & Fact Check
[02:43:29] <Bytram> follow along here: https://www.politico.com
[02:42:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> jump teh shark
[02:42:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not really lying if you go entirely over the top with it.
[02:42:19] <Sulla> Kek. Not willing to lie
[02:42:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> tell them he said it while they were busy seeing red and foaming at the mouth.
[02:41:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, fight back. make up your own stuff.
[02:41:04] <upstart> ^ 03THE MARCELS - "BLUE MOON" (1961) - YouTube
[02:41:03] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:41:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt blue moon marcels
[02:40:54] <chromas> #rt blue waffle
[02:40:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg
[02:40:25] <upstart> ^ 03Rare supermoon, blue moon & lunar eclipse to surface Wednesday - YouTube
[02:40:24] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:40:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt blue moon
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[02:12:33] <chromas> They should play the Vice Shithole montage
[02:08:55] <Sulla> Eh. All day my coworkers will be making up stuff that was said in it, ill need to actually know what was said regardless of how shitty the delivery is
[02:08:45] <Bender> karma - ghostery: -1
[02:08:45] <chromas> ghostery-- # popups
[02:06:04] <chromas> Skip the union, not the pizza
[01:45:11] <Sulla> But really lazy
[01:45:08] <Sulla> Considering getting pizza for watching state of union
[01:02:02] <Bender> karma - pizza: 40
[01:02:02] <chromas> pizza++
[01:01:55] <Bender> karma - pizza: 39
[01:01:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> pizza++
[01:01:52] <Bender> karma - beer: 67
[01:01:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> beer++
[00:57:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Compression Ignition Engines are a Big Breakthrough - http://sylnt.us - under-pressure
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[00:22:13] <upstart> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Naked Mole Rats Show Few Signs of Aging - http://sylnt.us - what's-the-sitch?
[00:22:12] <chromas> Bender: s/do.*/what's-the-sitch?/
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