#soylent | Logs for 2018-01-29
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[01:06:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's Long-Lost IMAGE Satellite Found to be Still Transmitting - http://sylnt.us - oh-there-you-are
[01:40:27] <Sulla> Themightybuzzard: how old do you have to be for day naps to actually make things better and not just make you more tired or give you a cold
[01:40:49] <Bytram> old enough to know better, of course!
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[02:04:29] <Sulla> Ugh, this nap gave me a cold
[02:12:16] <Sulla> Tmb always napping is a conspiracy to lul the community into a false sense of nap security so he can dull all of our senses
[02:36:33] * Bytram yawns
[02:36:33] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Bytram's gaping mouth
[02:36:50] <Bytram> what did Sulla say?
[02:36:52] <Bytram> ;)
[02:45:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Washington State Bill Would Make Hard-to-Repair Electronics Illegal - http://sylnt.us - and-so-it-begins
[02:46:08] <Bytram> time for bed. laters!
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[04:05:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Blockchain" Stocks Collapse by 40% to 90% - http://sylnt.us - fetches-popcorn
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[05:36:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Launches Chronicle, Combining Cybersecurity With Machine Learning - http://sylnt.us - not-sure-what-it-does
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[07:17:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 10,000-Year-Old "Crayon" Found - http://sylnt.us - found-in-10,000-year-old-kindergarten
[08:47:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cloud Seeding For Snow: Does It Work? Scientists Report First Quantifiable Observations - http://sylnt.us - good-news-for-ski-resorts
[10:18:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Memristor Design Can Hold Up to 128 Memory States Per Switch - http://sylnt.us - that's-a-lot-of-states
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[11:12:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:12:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3904
[11:45:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 10 New VM Escape Vulnerabilities Discovered in VirtualBox - http://sylnt.us - don't-let-your-guests-escape
[13:00:34] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:00:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3905
[13:00:57] <Bytram> and I need to be at work within an hour.
[13:01:28] <Bytram> ftp://ftp.swpc.noaa.gov
[13:01:50] <Bytram> http://swpc.noaa.gov
[13:01:51] <upstart> ^ 03404 Error: File Not Found ( http://www.swpc.noaa.gov )
[13:01:57] <Bytram> http://swpc.noaa.gov
[13:01:58] <upstart> ^ 03Homepage | NOAA / NWS Space Weather Prediction Center ( http://www.swpc.noaa.gov )
[13:07:04] <Bytram> !uid
[13:07:04] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6856, owned by Behindmyscreen
[13:11:19] <boru> Solar activity is pretty low at the moment.
[13:11:35] <boru> I wrote a bot for work-IRC to spit out alerts for our ops.
[13:23:20] <Bytram> boru: nice! Would love to be able to do something like: ~sw and see the current space weather status
[13:23:39] <Bytram> ahhh, now it loaded for me. I dunno why it wouldn't before
[13:23:49] <Bytram> and, time to jump in the shower to get ready for work. :(
[13:24:23] <boru> I'll clean it up and put it somewhere. I wanted to integrate it into my astronomy bot, anyway.
[13:26:39] * SoyGuest36073 sniggers at the latest X Files episode, Alien Encounter segment...
[13:26:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - F-35s Continue to Have Problems, Acquisition Costs Increase - http://sylnt.us - flying-money-pit
[13:26:42] <Bytram> thank you very much! would love to see what else it can put out, too.
[13:39:26] <Bytram> and it's time to go.... have a great day everyone!
[14:13:45] <cmn32480> somebody fucking shoot me
[14:13:54] <cmn32480> #sammich
[14:13:54] * MrPlow whips up a tuna sammich for cmn32480
[14:16:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, ima guess it's pretty much always gonna be like this: cold as fuck with no wind except solar
[14:16:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich cmn32480
[14:16:31] * MrPlow sneaks up behind cmn32480 and cuts their throat
[14:16:31] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced cmn32480's corpse sammiches for everyone in #soylent
[14:16:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> good enough?
[14:16:41] <cmn32480> close enough
[14:16:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> if not i got a shoot macro handy
[14:16:55] * cmn32480 digs in his desk for chocolate
[14:16:59] * TheMightyBuzzard shoots cmn32480 dead 💥🔫
[14:57:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dutch Agencies Provide Crucial Intel About Russia’s Interference In US Elections - http://sylnt.us - Quis-custodiet-ipsos-custodes?
[15:02:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[15:02:36] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:03:01] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:03:02] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[15:37:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fitness Tracker Strava's Geolocation "Lights Up" U.S. Military Bases - http://sylnt.us - sharing-is-caring,-right
[16:28:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Initial Tests of NASA's Kilopower Nuclear System Successful - http://sylnt.us - next-time-go-for-megapower
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[18:06:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - After a "Major" Launch Anomaly, Satellites Scrambling to Reach Orbits - http://sylnt.us - up,-up,-and-[almost]-away!
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[19:36:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX's Falcon Heavy Demo Flight Set for Tuesday 2018-02-06 @ 1830-2130 UTC (1:30-4:30 p.m. EST) - http://sylnt.us
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[20:14:46] <cmn32480> #sammich
[20:14:46] * MrPlow whips up a grilled cheese sammich for cmn32480
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[21:06:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Montana to FCC: You Can't Stop Us From Protecting Net Neutrality - http://sylnt.us - waiting-for-48-more-states-to-follow-suit
[21:13:09] <SoyGuest36073> https://www.zerohedge.com
[21:13:10] <upstart> ^ 03FBI Releases Docs Claiming RT Founder Beat Himself To Death In His Hotel Room | Zero Hedge
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[21:23:12] <Sulla> Well its not his fault, he probably had a hard time double taping his shotgun into the back of his head
[21:24:38] <Sulla> Mccabe "stepped down"
[22:00:02] <SoyGuest36073> yeah, I'm wondering which order he broke his limbs amd neck in, and how much alcohol he took as a painkiller between snappings
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[22:47:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ATM Makers Warn of 'Jackpotting' Hacks on U.S. Machines - http://sylnt.us - how-do-you-pull-down-the-handle?
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[23:03:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> feels like a good day for some general tso's tabby
[23:04:35] <Fnord666> lol
[23:05:20] <Fnord666> https://www.vat19.com
[23:05:21] <upstart> ^ 03Unfortunate Cookies: Fun, witty, and devilish pack of 10 funny fortune cookies.
[23:05:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i'm not feeling up to double cheeseburgery goodness
[23:05:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno why but my appetite is really starting to drop off lately
[23:05:49] <Fnord666> One of the included fortunes is “You just ate cat"
[23:06:18] <Fnord666> hopefully nothing virally
[23:06:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw. not sick. just feels like my stomach went and halved in size.
[23:07:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> like my brain says "you want to eat a whole pizza" and my stomach says "no, you want like maybe three slices tops."
[23:08:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably a 40s thing
[23:09:16] <Fnord666> That’s good anyway re not sick
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[23:10:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. well, off to eat some pussy.
[23:10:15] <Fnord666> :)
[23:10:21] <Fnord666> enjoy!
[23:10:31] <Fnord666> hopefully noy too spicy
[23:10:38] <Fnord666> s/noy/not/
[23:10:38] <upstart> <Fnord666> hopefully not too spicy
[23:10:53] <Fnord666> !quote TheMightyBuzzard
[23:10:53] <Bender> Quote 188 - <TheMightyBuzzard> no biggie, just had to decide where to put it.
[23:10:57] <Bender> Also in quotes: 189, 191, 203, 204, 235, 259, 262, 290, 291, 301, 307, 321, 340, 343, 369, 370, 373, 378, 385, 391, 413, 414, 417, 428, 431, 432, 433, 434, 436, 438, 477, 564, 566, 572, 596, 597, 602, 603, 610, 613, 620, 621, 634, 640, 653, 661, 664, 666, 675, 681, 690, 691, 708, 717, 719, 720, 723, 731, 740, 743, 755, 771, 777, 778, 788, 805, 806, 808, 812, 813, 815, 820, - 1 more
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[23:19:00] <notsulla> Best fortune I ever had wa "a clean tie always attracts the soup of the day"
[23:19:48] <Fnord666> I got one that said “Boy I’m glad to be out of that cookie” once
[23:20:27] <notsulla> Damn govt rejected my taxes
[23:22:21] <Fnord666> well that’s not very nice
[23:23:49] <notsulla> Turbotax brought in incorrect agi for prior year apparently
[23:25:51] <Fnord666> oops
[23:27:06] <Fnord666> back in a bit