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[00:09:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.techdirt.com And this would be precisely why "hate speech" laws are a bad thing, in case you didn't believe it just because you disagreed with the people telling you that you were insane.
[00:09:53] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[00:11:41] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[00:11:42] <upstart> ^ 03What if Michael Bay Directed "UP"? - YouTube
[00:13:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's up?
[00:25:26] <chromas> Doc
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[01:16:25] <Bytram> #g launch complex 39-a
[01:16:26] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Just like the first 24 shuttle flights, Pad 39A supported the final manifested shuttle flights, starting with STS-117 in June 2007 until the retirement of the shuttle fleet in July 2011. Prior to the SpaceX lease agreement, the pad remained as it was when Atlantis launched on the final shuttle mission on ..."
[01:16:27] <upstart> ^ 03Kennedy Space Center Launch Complex 39 - Wikipedia
[01:25:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Will Soon Let You See the Telemetry Data that Windows 10 Collects - http://sylnt.us - too-late?
[01:32:52] <SirFinkus> so you guys are smart and shit, here's a dumb idea, tell me why it wouldn't work, or whether it would be worth it
[01:33:07] <SirFinkus> so version control, but it's smart about filetypes
[01:33:37] <SirFinkus> so example use case would be a directory full of word documents or something
[01:34:28] <SirFinkus> you pull from the repo, and it tells you the document type and the size, and then you locally generate somewhat likely files of that document type and size
[01:35:12] <SirFinkus> you locally generate blank word documents for each one in the repo, and then just delta patch like normal
[01:35:44] <SirFinkus> could even use some kind of fancy machine learning shit to generate "likely" garbage data
[01:37:48] <SirFinkus> like if you're syncing a directory full of png sprite sheets, it learns that 255 green is your transparency key color, so if you try and sync a new sprite sheet, it'll generate a png file with those dimensions and fill it with lime green, then only download the delta from the server
[01:38:18] <SirFinkus> probably only useful for the initial sync though
[01:39:01] <Bytram> maybe I missed something in scrollback... I'm failing to see the purpose of such a construction?
[01:39:44] <SirFinkus> but I can't think of a case where it would use *more* bandwidth, unless the (very small) metadata associated with the file is larger than the actual files being pulled
[01:40:01] <SirFinkus> bandwidth savings, autistic optimization
[01:40:17] <SirFinkus> might be marginally useful for people putting art assets in VCS systems
[01:40:55] <SirFinkus> no context, just a random idea
[01:43:40] <SirFinkus> the png situation probably wouldn't be helpful anyway since that's all compressed
[01:43:47] <Bytram> nod nod on png
[01:44:14] <SirFinkus> but conceptually it's a good example maybe
[01:44:46] <Bytram> off the top of my head, I think you would end up with edge cases which would take more space as often as you would find that things compressed... prolly just better off with existing compression systems.
[01:45:01] <Bytram> in some cases a .zip file is larger than the source file.
[01:45:09] <SirFinkus> well, it's not really compression
[01:45:24] <Bytram> nod nod
[01:45:41] <SirFinkus> ok, so take images
[01:45:51] <Bytram> at first, I thought you were thinking of a way to bollux up Microsoft's telemetry-gathering code
[01:45:59] <Bytram> click
[01:46:00] <SirFinkus> just imagine your image format is just an array of pixels
[01:46:13] <SirFinkus> super dumb, just rgb triplets
[01:46:59] <SirFinkus> someone puts a new sprite sheet in your VCS, and you pull it, and you just download each file pixel by pixel
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[01:47:16] <SirFinkus> but instead of that, the VCS says it's a 256x256 sprite sheet
[01:47:31] <SirFinkus> with a transparency key of 255 green
[01:47:58] <SirFinkus> so you generate a 256x256 lime green square, then diff that with the remote version
[01:49:48] <SirFinkus> you only download the changed pixels + the metadata (256x256 spritesheet), which will be less data than the entire image downloaded in almost every instance
[01:51:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you have transparency, yes.
[01:51:08] <SirFinkus> in that instance, we're talking about bytes, but maybe for things like uncompressed video it could be useful
[01:51:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> not as useful for images that fill the boundaries
[01:51:58] <Bytram> always pushing the boundaries, eh?
[01:52:02] <Bytram> ;)
[01:52:10] <Bytram> boundaries++
[01:52:10] <Bender> karma - boundaries: 1
[01:53:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, no. it would take a lot MORE data to send the same image the way you describe in a lot of cases. you have to send both pixel data and positional data to diff it.
[01:53:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> instead of just pixel data
[01:54:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's probably some optimization that could cut down on that but it's still a concern
[01:55:04] <SirFinkus> I'm thinking the delta sync is dumber than that
[01:55:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, it's Oz day. where's crutchy?
[01:55:51] <Bytram> Oz day?
[01:55:52] <SirFinkus> just think of it as a stream of bits, only send the ones that change
[01:55:57] <Bytram> #g Oz day
[01:55:57] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Australia Day is the official national day of Australia. Celebrated annually on 26 January, it marks the anniversary of the 1788 arrival of the First Fleet of British ships at Port Jackson, New South Wales and the raising of the Flag of Great Britain at Sydney Cove by Governor Arthur Phillip. In present-day Australia, celebrations ..."
[01:55:58] <upstart> ^ 03Australia Day - Wikipedia
[01:56:10] <Bytram> Huh! TIL
[01:56:24] <SirFinkus> they way I understand rsync working is it cuts the files into a bunch of pieces and only sends the pieces that change
[01:56:35] <Bytram> time to finish prepping dinner -- back soon
[01:56:53] <SirFinkus> and you can configure the size of the pieces it checks to hyper optimize
[01:58:00] <SirFinkus> but common filetypes are generally structured in a way that you can probably do some of the work generating them on the client
[02:04:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, it also sends where to put the pieces.
[02:05:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you can do that for a whole bunch of bytes at once, that's fine. if you have to do it for a very few at a time, that's not.
[02:06:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[02:06:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[02:06:04] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 551
[02:08:09] <chromas> Convert all your PNGs into a video so you get inter-frame compression.
[02:13:00] <SirFinkus> yeah, basically TheMightyBuzzard
[02:13:58] <SirFinkus> but like for a directory of HTML files, you know that they're probably going to have the same basic structure, and you can infer a lot based on that and create a skeleton locally
[02:17:18] <SirFinkus> a video file, you send keyframes and encoding settings
[02:17:28] <SirFinkus> oh, that wouldn't work
[02:26:16] <Bytram> totally unrelated, but if I were able to make it there, and it was not rescheduled, looks like this might be a good place to watch the FH launch: playalinda beach: https://www.openstreetmap.org
[02:26:18] <upstart> ^ 03Query Features | OpenStreetMap ( https://www.openstreetmap.org )
[02:26:49] <SirFinkus> nmap so slow
[02:26:59] <SirFinkus> I want it NOW
[02:27:36] <Bytram> https://mobile.twitter.com
[02:27:36] <upstart> ^ 03Twitter
[02:27:54] <Bytram> ^^^ Falcon Heavy hold-down firing this morning was good. Generated quite a thunderhead of steam. Launching in a week or so. pic.twitter.com/npaqatbNir
[02:30:44] <Sulla> Wasn that esterday
[02:31:02] <Bytram> yes... read the whole tweet
[02:31:26] <Bytram> ===> Launching in a week or so
[02:31:29] <Bytram> !!!!!!!
[02:31:36] <Sulla> Yeah pretty exciting
[02:31:50] <Sulla> I watched a presentation from last year about the bfr plans
[02:31:56] <Sulla> Real super cool
[02:32:09] <Bytram> sure is!
[02:32:12] <Bytram> #yt sNgByUWwFKU
[02:32:13] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:32:13] <upstart> ^ 03Falcon Heavy Demo | Static Fire - YouTube
[02:33:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[02:33:42] <upstart> ^ 03How To Get Your Girlfriend To Have Anal Sex (NOT PORN!) - YouTube
[02:34:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, where's the audio?
[02:34:24] <Bytram> at 0:09 you can see one of the water spouts of the noise suppression system on the right hand side at the base of the tower
[02:36:18] <Bytram> ~weather cape canaveral
[02:36:26] <Bytram> ~weather cape canaveral
[02:36:28] <exec> 10Cape Canaveral, FL - currently 62°F / 17°C, cloudy, wind NE at 14 mph, humidity 67% - Thursday partly cloudy (58°F:69°F / 14°C:21°C), Friday cloudy (62°F:69°F / 17°C:21°C), Saturday cloudy (64°F:72°F / 18°C:22°C), Sunday scattered showers (63°F:74°F / 17°C:23°C)
[02:37:16] <Sulla> Too many people on soylent aflicted by cat loving paracite
[02:37:41] <Bytram> #g tasmaplosis
[02:37:41] <MrPlow> sorry, there were no results for your query
[02:37:53] <Bytram> #g toxoplasmosis
[02:37:54] <MrPlow> https://www.mayoclinic.org - "Oct 3, 2017 ... Overview. Toxoplasmosis (tok-so-plaz-MOE-sis) is a disease that results from infection with the Toxoplasma gondii parasite, one of the world's most common parasites. Infection usually occurs by eating undercooked contaminated meat, exposure from infected cat feces, or mother-to-child transmission ..."
[02:42:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, cats is far superior to dogs. nobody much needs a working dog nowadays so it's all about personality, which cats got oozing from their every orifice.
[02:43:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can't respect a dog. they always do what i tell them.
[02:44:17] <Bytram> You can *own* a dog, but you only *feed* a cat.
[02:44:25] <Sulla> Cats own you
[02:44:35] <Sulla> Literaly infect you so you do as they say
[02:44:45] <Sulla> Im not a fan of animals in general
[02:44:53] <Sulla> But cats are the worst of all
[02:45:12] <Sulla> They falsify human cries so you genetically feel you must listen
[02:46:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft. i just like their attitudes. reminds me of me.
[02:46:56] <Bytram> cats are purrrrfect
[02:47:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're the only animal that would walk around with their middle fingers up all day were they able
[02:49:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, damnit, stupid chromas convinced me to create a sn test account on tiwtter and set it to private. so we do get some testing. not much though cause i'm sick to death of not being able to boot windows and play the good vidya.
[02:49:37] <chromas> Which vidya?
[02:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> forget. it's been that long since i been able to play.
[02:50:20] * chromas just likes pressing the cat's dry nose
[02:50:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like i got five or six i haven't played at all yet and i was in the middle of playing divinity original sin 2
[02:51:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> which i guess makes it not very original
[02:53:51] <Bytram> https://www.nasaspaceflight.com
[02:53:51] <upstart> ^ 03KSC, Cape & Brownsville launch pads to shepherd busy launch schedules – NASASpaceFlight.com
[02:54:24] <Bytram> nice background history and info on updates to sites to support new launchers
[02:55:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> call me when we can hit warp 1. i'm movin to kronos.
[02:56:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - To Detect Life on Other Planets, Look for Methane, Carbon Dioxide, and an Absence of Carbon Monoxide - http://sylnt.us - sounds-simple
[02:59:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake sulla
[02:59:00] * MrPlow smakes sulla upside the head with a bible belt
[03:09:10] <Sulla> #smake tmb
[03:09:10] * MrPlow smakes tmb upside the head with an ugly stick
[03:09:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> tpb trolling the nyt: https://njal.la
[03:09:45] <upstart> ^ 03Njalla — About those threats
[03:09:56] * TheMightyBuzzard is rolling
[03:12:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay not tpb, just the founder's new registrar
[03:16:05] <Sulla> 1337 services llc
[03:17:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, bedtime for bonzo
[03:17:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight fookers
[03:17:14] * exec mistakenly cracks open a handful of clockwork oranges for fookers
[03:17:28] <Bytram> bonzo went to college
[03:17:32] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:17:36] * exec carefully pours yo mama of turkey bacon for TheMightyBuzzard
[03:17:43] <Bytram> mmm bacon
[03:21:28] <Sulla> Thats a fun article
[03:24:15] <Bytram> Sulla: which one?
[03:26:53] <Bytram> #g Ryzen
[03:26:54] <MrPlow> http://www.amd.com - "Aimed for high-performance gaming, AMD Ryzen™ processor comes with features like clever machine intelligence, advanced processing and more. Order yours today!"
[03:26:54] <upstart> ^ 03AMD Ryzen™ Processors | AMD
[03:44:48] <Sulla> Dang
[03:45:05] <Sulla> I just spent all my spending money on student loans
[03:45:53] <Bytram> why does spending money seem to be much more fun than earning it?
[03:46:03] <Sulla> Yeah
[03:46:16] <Bytram> well, besides it being easier to spend money than to earn it.
[03:46:24] <Sulla> On a tragectory of being student and car loan debt free in1.5 years
[03:46:36] <Sulla> House paid a year after that
[03:46:50] <Sulla> So really tryingto not buy a gamin computer
[03:46:56] <Bytram> at least for those of us in the bleacher seats who don't have the benefit of inheriting $millions that they can live on the interest from
[03:47:12] <Bytram> wow... that is impressive@
[03:47:16] <Bytram> s/@/!/
[03:47:16] <upstart> <Bytram> wow... that is impressive!
[03:47:46] <Bytram> just pushed out 5 more stories to cover us until near lunchtime on the US east coast
[03:47:58] <Bytram> think I'm gonna call it a night
[03:48:14] <Bytram> have a great night everyone!
[03:53:16] <Sulla> Cya
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[04:17:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Please, Keep your Blog Light - http://sylnt.us - we-blaze-a-trail-that-others-might-follow
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[05:45:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - President Trump's Alleged Hatred of Sharks is a Boon for Shark Conservation Charities - http://sylnt.us - now-we-just-need-a-charity-for-lasers
[07:06:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Prime Minister Theresa May Attacks Encrypted Messaging, Seeks Safe and Ethical AI - http://sylnt.us - oh-my-god-give-it-a-rest-already!!!
[07:14:07] <SirFinkus> ok, I want FIGHTS
[07:14:08] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[07:14:09] <upstart> ^ 03The Wolfe Tones - Come Out Ye Black And Tans - YouTube
[07:14:13] <SirFinkus> COME OUT YE BLACK TANS
[07:14:20] <SirFinkus> COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
[07:14:33] <SirFinkus> *black and tans
[07:55:41] <chromas> SirFinkus: s/t/tr/
[07:55:41] <upstart> <SirFinkus> *black and trans
[08:47:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Earliest Human Remains Outside of Africa Discovered - http://sylnt.us - homo-timens
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[10:24:29] * chromas pines for the good ol' days when news sites just had unrelated stock photos instead of slideshow videos
[10:27:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Satellite Broadcaster Sky to Ditch Satellite Dishes - http://sylnt.us - it's-all-in-the-cloud-now
[11:14:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:14:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3896
[11:16:27] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:16:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3897
[11:16:56] <chromas> toffee++
[11:16:56] <Bender> karma - toffee: 6
[11:38:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:38:15] * exec scientifically ejaculates a dumpster full of goodly things like rainbows and unicorns and good wishes and the like at cmn32480
[11:38:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[11:38:17] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a 400TB/s DDoS
[11:38:26] <cmn32480> ~gday the
[11:38:28] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:38:29] * exec cromulently experiences an F cup of hash tables with the
[11:38:30] * exec arrogantly hallucinates a dash of turkey burger with TheMightyBuzzard
[11:38:32] <cmn32480> #smake chromas
[11:38:32] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a fistful of metric dollars
[11:38:40] <chromas> #smake chromas
[11:38:40] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with proverbial 2x4
[11:39:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need to fix smake-add
[11:41:04] <chromas> Yeah; needs to Czech for dupes
[11:42:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, Czech your privilege
[11:50:41] <chromas> Looks like I'm at the top of the list. Where's my privilege cheque?
[11:50:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's in the male
[11:58:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GitHub Rejects Drone-Maker DJI's DMCA Takedown After Encryption Keys Get Forked - http://sylnt.us - post-secret-keys-and-you-get-forked
[12:24:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's funny.
[12:34:50] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:34:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3898
[12:34:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[12:35:01] * exec transphobically sodomizes a pittance of totally legit parameters with Bytram
[12:35:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> oddly apt
[12:35:42] <Bytram> truedat
[12:35:51] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:35:52] * exec cromulently crossbreeds a 55 gallon drum of shitty wall with TheMightyBuzzard
[12:35:58] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[12:36:00] * exec dexterously cropdusts an overflowing treasure chest of hacks over cmn32480
[12:36:11] <Bytram> hacks++
[12:36:11] <Bender> karma - hacks: 1
[12:36:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Bytram
[12:36:17] * exec metrosexually planks some cream of perl scripts for Bytram
[12:36:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:36:23] * exec sneakily pits some stock footage of gold coins against TheMightyBuzzard
[12:36:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday cmn32480
[12:36:30] * exec carefully kipes a TCP stream of Ray's cysts from cmn32480
[12:36:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday chromas
[12:36:51] <Bytram> ~weather tampa
[12:36:51] * exec abnormally drops a poo socket of spew on chromas
[12:36:52] <exec> 10Tampa, FL - currently 52°F / 11°C, mostly sunny, wind NE at 7 mph, humidity 84% - Friday partly cloudy (59°F:74°F / 15°C:23°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (61°F:76°F / 16°C:24°C), Sunday thunderstorm (61°F:74°F / 16°C:23°C), Monday cloudy (47°F:68°F / 8°C:20°C)
[12:37:01] <Bytram> ~weather cape canaveral
[12:37:03] <exec> 10Cape Canaveral, FL - currently 64°F / 18°C, mostly cloudy, wind E at 15 mph, humidity 70% - Friday cloudy (63°F:69°F / 17°C:21°C), Saturday cloudy (64°F:72°F / 18°C:22°C), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (63°F:74°F / 17°C:23°C), Monday scattered showers (51°F:69°F / 11°C:21°C)
[12:37:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah it's cold(ish) here
[12:37:11] <Bytram> lol
[12:37:19] <Bytram> ~weather presque
[12:37:20] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME - currently -10°F / -23°C, sunny, wind NE at 1 mph, humidity 70% - Friday sunny (-4°F:14°F / -20°C:-10°C), Saturday cloudy (33°F:35°F / 1°C:2°C), Sunday partly cloudy (11°F:38°F / -12°C:3°C), Monday mostly sunny (5°F:19°F / -15°C:-7°C)
[12:37:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[12:37:23] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:37:25] * exec emphatically fires a quart of 4you are now breathing manually at AndyTheAbsurd
[12:37:25] <exec> 10Portland, ME - currently 13°F / -11°C, sunny, wind W at 5 mph, humidity 61% - Friday sunny (18°F:28°F / -8°C:-2°C), Saturday partly cloudy (38°F:44°F / 3°C:7°C), Sunday mostly sunny (27°F:45°F / -3°C:7°C), Monday snow showers (20°F:34°F / -7°C:1°C)
[12:37:33] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:37:34] <exec> 10Boston, MA - currently 20°F / -7°C, sunny, wind NW at 11 mph, humidity 43% - Friday sunny (26°F:31°F / -3°C:-1°C), Saturday cloudy (42°F:50°F / 6°C:10°C), Sunday partly cloudy (31°F:50°F / -1°C:10°C), Monday rain and snow (27°F:38°F / -3°C:3°C)
[12:37:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Beantown
[12:37:38] <exec> 10Boston, MA - currently 20°F / -7°C, sunny, wind NW at 11 mph, humidity 43% - Friday sunny (26°F:31°F / -3°C:-1°C), Saturday cloudy (42°F:50°F / 6°C:10°C), Sunday partly cloudy (31°F:50°F / -1°C:10°C), Monday rain and snow (27°F:38°F / -3°C:3°C)
[12:37:49] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[12:37:51] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD - currently 28°F / -2°C, sunny, wind NW at 0 mph, humidity 70% - Friday sunny (36°F:45°F / 2°C:7°C), Saturday mostly sunny (48°F:59°F / 9°C:15°C), Sunday showers (37°F:53°F / 3°C:12°C), Monday partly cloudy (29°F:49°F / -2°C:9°C)
[12:37:53] <chromas> ~g'day AndyTheAbsurd
[12:37:54] * exec derisively planks a wine flute of humbuggery for AndyTheAbsurd
[12:37:58] <Bytram> ~weather atlanta
[12:38:00] <exec> 10Atlanta, GA - currently 37°F / 3°C, partly cloudy, wind E at 3 mph, humidity 63% - Friday partly cloudy (44°F:57°F / 7°C:14°C), Saturday scattered showers (49°F:58°F / 9°C:14°C), Sunday showers (42°F:56°F / 6°C:13°C), Monday partly cloudy (27°F:55°F / -3°C:13°C)
[12:38:08] <Bytram> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[12:38:10] * exec diarrhetically refactors a cc of sum yun gai for AndyTheAbsurd
[12:38:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> celsius--
[12:38:10] <Bender> karma - celsius: -1
[12:38:13] <Bytram> ~weather jacksonville
[12:38:15] <exec> 10Jacksonville, FL - currently 48°F / 9°C, mostly cloudy, wind N at 8 mph, humidity 97% - Friday cloudy (56°F:67°F / 13°C:19°C), Saturday cloudy (56°F:71°F / 13°C:22°C), Sunday rain (57°F:73°F / 14°C:23°C), Monday cloudy (40°F:65°F / 4°C:18°C)
[12:38:18] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[12:38:20] <exec> 10Miami, FL - currently 70°F / 21°C, cloudy, wind NE at 22 mph, humidity 71% - Friday cloudy (68°F:73°F / 20°C:23°C), Saturday cloudy (70°F:75°F / 21°C:24°C), Sunday thunderstorm (69°F:77°F / 21°C:25°C), Monday showers (58°F:77°F / 14°C:25°C)
[12:38:24] <chromas> amazon--
[12:38:24] <Bender> karma - amazon: 7
[12:38:32] <Bytram> ~weather new orleans
[12:38:34] <exec> 10New Orleans, LA - currently 50°F / 10°C, clear, wind NE at 8 mph, humidity 81% - Friday cloudy (57°F:65°F / 14°C:18°C), Saturday rain (55°F:65°F / 13°C:18°C), Sunday scattered showers (48°F:62°F / 9°C:17°C), Monday sunny (37°F:61°F / 3°C:16°C)
[12:38:37] <Bytram> ~weather houston
[12:38:39] <exec> 10Houston, TX - currently 54°F / 12°C, cloudy, wind E at 8 mph, humidity 83% - Friday cloudy (57°F:66°F / 14°C:19°C), Saturday showers (56°F:67°F / 13°C:19°C), Sunday cloudy (44°F:67°F / 7°C:19°C), Monday sunny (41°F:66°F / 5°C:19°C)
[12:38:44] <Bytram> ~weather san diego
[12:38:46] <exec> 10San Diego, CA - currently 52°F / 11°C, mostly cloudy, wind E at 5 mph, humidity 78% - Friday partly cloudy (47°F:63°F / 8°C:17°C), Saturday sunny (52°F:71°F / 11°C:22°C), Sunday sunny (58°F:83°F / 14°C:28°C), Monday sunny (55°F:83°F / 13°C:28°C)
[12:38:49] <Bytram> ~weather san francisco
[12:38:50] <exec> 10San Francisco, CA - currently 45°F / 7°C, partly cloudy, wind N at 3 mph, humidity 90% - Friday partly cloudy (43°F:53°F / 6°C:12°C), Saturday partly cloudy (45°F:58°F / 7°C:14°C), Sunday partly cloudy (48°F:61°F / 9°C:16°C), Monday partly cloudy (49°F:61°F / 9°C:16°C)
[12:38:54] <Bytram> ~weather beaverton
[12:38:56] <exec> 10Beaverton, OR - currently 39°F / 4°C, light rain showers, wind S at 11 mph, humidity 91% - Friday rain (42°F:45°F / 6°C:7°C), Saturday scattered showers (47°F:50°F / 8°C:10°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (42°F:60°F / 6°C:16°C), Monday cloudy (40°F:55°F / 4°C:13°C)
[12:39:02] <Bytram> ~weather portland, or
[12:39:05] <exec> 10Portland, OR - currently 41°F / 5°C, light rain showers, wind S at 12 mph, humidity 87% - Friday rain (42°F:45°F / 6°C:7°C), Saturday scattered showers (46°F:51°F / 8°C:11°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (42°F:60°F / 6°C:16°C), Monday cloudy (41°F:55°F / 5°C:13°C)
[12:39:07] <Bytram> ~weather seattle
[12:39:09] <exec> 10Seattle, WA - currently 39°F / 4°C, cloudy, wind S at 12 mph, humidity 82% - Friday showers (38°F:42°F / 3°C:6°C), Saturday scattered showers (41°F:46°F / 5°C:8°C), Sunday rain (44°F:52°F / 7°C:11°C), Monday rain (39°F:51°F / 4°C:11°C)
[12:39:13] <Bytram> ~weather minneapolis
[12:39:15] <exec> 10Minneapolis, MN - currently 32°F / 0°C, clear, wind SE at 12 mph, humidity 74% - Friday partly cloudy (25°F:42°F / -4°C:6°C), Saturday mostly sunny (10°F:33°F / -12°C:1°C), Sunday partly cloudy (5°F:18°F / -15°C:-8°C), Monday partly cloudy (3°F:14°F / -16°C:-10°C)
[12:39:20] <Bytram> ~weather demoines
[12:39:23] <exec> 10Des Moines, IA - currently 46°F / 8°C, partly cloudy, wind S at 16 mph, humidity 47% - Friday cloudy (30°F:54°F / -1°C:12°C), Saturday mostly sunny (23°F:48°F / -5°C:9°C), Sunday partly cloudy (15°F:30°F / -9°C:-1°C), Monday sunny (16°F:26°F / -9°C:-3°C)
[12:39:34] <Bytram> kinda chilly all around, it seems
[12:40:28] <Bytram> ~weather buffalo
[12:40:30] <exec> 10Buffalo, NY - currently 25°F / -4°C, clear, wind SE at 7 mph, humidity 74% - Friday sunny (39°F:45°F / 4°C:7°C), Saturday showers (32°F:43°F / 0°C:6°C), Sunday mostly sunny (27°F:37°F / -3°C:3°C), Monday snow showers (13°F:31°F / -11°C:-1°C)
[12:40:52] <Bytram> ~weather sydney
[12:40:54] <exec> 10Sydney NSW, Australia - currently 75°F / 24°C, partly cloudy, wind NE at 9 mph, humidity 94% - Friday thunderstorm (72°F:80°F / 22°C:27°C), Saturday partly cloudy (71°F:81°F / 22°C:27°C), Sunday mostly sunny (70°F:81°F / 21°C:27°C), Monday scattered showers (68°F:81°F / 20°C:27°C)
[12:41:55] <Bytram> ~weather Verkhoyansk
[12:41:56] <exec> 10Verkhoyansk, Sakha Republic, Russia - currently -47°F / -44°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 74% - Friday clear with periodic clouds (-49°F:-40°F / -45°C:-40°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (-47°F:-40°F / -44°C:-40°C), Sunday partly cloudy (-48°F:-41°F / -44°C:-41°C), Monday mostly sunny (-43°F:-38°F / -42°C:-39°C)
[12:42:00] <Bytram> ~weather Oymyakon
[12:42:02] <exec> 10Oymyakon, Sakha Republic, Russia - currently -26°F / -32°C, snow showers, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 81% - Friday snow showers (-40°F:-19°F / -40°C:-28°C), Saturday partly cloudy (-35°F:-18°F / -37°C:-28°C), Sunday partly cloudy (-22°F:-3°F / -30°C:-19°C), Monday mostly cloudy (-30°F:-3°F / -34°C:-19°C)
[12:43:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://www.reddit.com hashtag not what you expected
[12:43:42] <upstart> ^ 03Superbowl
[12:52:15] <Bytram> must be the Superb Owl then
[12:57:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> kitten bowl > superb owl
[12:59:45] <cmn32480> but the owl might take out some of the players
[13:00:25] <Bytram> #yt cat scratch fever
[13:00:25] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[13:00:26] <upstart> ^ 03Ted Nugent - Cat Scratch Fever - YouTube
[13:08:56] <SoyGuest36073> #yt Rock Candy Funk Party: In the Groove
[13:08:56] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[13:08:58] <upstart> ^ 03In the Groove - YouTube
[13:26:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 2 Minutes to Midnight - http://sylnt.us - better-read-this-VERY-quickly
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[13:30:13] <shedied> hello, i went to create an account, and although it replied with blabla password sent to email; checked my inbox but there's nothing new in there. Just the same old stuff even in junk folder
[13:32:07] <chromas> That sounds like a bug. It shouldn't be able to email a password.
[13:32:23] <chromas> Can you login at all?
[13:32:35] <shedied> I still have that page on a separate tab
[13:32:47] <shedied> chromas let me try
[13:33:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> shedied, mail isn't sent instantly. it's on a recurring cycle. may take a minute or three.
[13:34:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's the username?
[13:35:16] <shedied> username is Provocateur
[13:35:39] * chromas stirs
[13:37:12] <shedied> the retrieve password also says we went to your email.
[13:37:21] <shedied> *sent
[13:37:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll go look at the logs in a minute, for now i'll just set your password for you and you can change it when you log in.
[13:38:05] <shedied> ok thanks mightybuzzard
[13:38:27] <chromas> Oh hey, can you reset my password too? My username is NCommander ;)
[13:39:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, sure. i'll change it to match helium's root password in mysql.
[13:39:39] <chromas> 12345?
[13:40:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, that's MY password. 54321 is root's.
[13:40:59] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, no, that's the password for the autodestruct
[13:41:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> oops
[13:42:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, i'm going to finish up this twitter syndicating plugin this weekend, test it a little, and push the update live sometime next week. that cool by you?
[13:42:26] <shedied> mightyBuzzard you could reset Provocateur twith the username?
[13:42:33] <NCommander> ++
[13:42:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> shedied, change the username?
[13:43:08] <chromas> Can you change my nick to systemd and the uid to 1?
[13:43:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[13:43:17] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with an eight-inch floppy
[13:43:20] <shedied> no username is fine - the password t match it
[13:43:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> shedied, i could but these chuckleheads in here would log in before you did and change the password.
[13:43:59] * TheMightyBuzzard glares at chromas
[13:44:39] * chromas readies hands on the copy/paste shortcuts
[13:44:56] <chromas> F5, F5, F5
[13:45:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> /msg TheMightyBuzzard passwordtouse
[13:45:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480
[13:45:39] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with a nanoaggression
[13:45:51] <chromas> Can you ipid hash his irc ip to compare it to the account's ipid?
[13:46:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp. not without building a rainbow table first.
[13:47:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[13:47:09] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with Ford Model T
[13:47:21] <chromas> Wouldn't you just need the salt?
[13:47:26] <shedied> now don't yall get fancy on my account
[13:47:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i could. it'd be more work than i wanna bother with though.
[13:48:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm convinced he's him though. for reasons what're none of your business.
[13:48:16] <chromas> As a user, it's my job to make work for yas
[13:48:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're not just a user. you foolishly volunteered.
[13:48:51] <chromas> I don't have permissions, so nyaa
[13:49:01] <shedied> i'm in; thanks MightyBuzzard; here's a chainsaw
[13:49:11] * chromas jar jars tmb's binks
[13:49:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent!
[13:49:36] <chromas> happy shitposting man :D
[13:49:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, chromas needs training on editorial stuffs so we can get him prod persimmons.
[13:49:59] <shedied> will do o/ later d00ds
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[13:50:19] * cmn32480 scapes the bottom of the barrel...
[13:50:19] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[13:50:36] <chromas> I think I've clicked most of the buttons on dev so it shouldn't take too long
[13:50:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not even sure where to look for email fail logs
[13:50:56] <chromas> Emails won't work until you write another init file
[13:51:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly in the slashd logs first i guess.
[13:51:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh. i don't care this morning.
[13:51:43] <cmn32480> chromas - you have privs on dev?
[13:51:47] <chromas> I wish I'd plugged the ethernet in before srarting rsync
[13:51:49] <chromas> I do
[13:51:52] * cmn32480 echos TMB's statement
[13:52:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, so does crutchy. just because i thought it'd be funny.
[13:53:30] <chromas> I played with it a little.
[13:53:54] <cmn32480> sounds like a personal problem
[13:53:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab chromas
[13:53:56] <Bender> Added quote 1
[13:54:06] <cmn32480> quote 1????
[13:54:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, we lost the quotes db
[13:54:13] <cmn32480> WTF did you do?
[13:54:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno how/why
[13:54:22] <cmn32480> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
[13:54:27] <cmn32480> restore from backups!!!!
[13:54:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i MAY look into restoring from backups but not today.
[13:54:44] <chromas> You could write a script to generate it again from Loggie logs
[13:54:47] <cmn32480> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[13:54:47] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with a sheeny curse
[13:56:07] <Bytram> is there a master quotes DB, or one per channel?
[13:56:57] <chromas> Looks like other channels have their quotes
[13:57:04] <chromas> !quote 10
[13:57:04] <Bender> Can't find quote 10
[13:57:18] <chromas> It'd be more amusing if it just wrapped around
[13:57:19] <cmn32480> it is per channel
[13:57:45] <Bytram> yes, one could do a grab on diffeent channels, but did they each have their own sequence number, or was there just a single list?
[13:58:03] <Bytram> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[13:58:03] <Bender> Added quote 2
[13:58:26] <cmn32480> each channel has it's own db
[13:58:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 2
[13:58:33] <Bender> Quote 2 - <TheMightyBuzzard> i MAY look into restoring from backups but not today.
[13:59:19] <Bytram> cmn32480: confirmed in #editorial... randomly tried a number and found quote 50 there.
[13:59:52] <cmn32480> so TMB needs to dig into the backups... and find the text file.
[13:59:56] <cmn32480> shoudln't be that hard
[14:00:07] <chromas> !grab cmn32480
[14:00:07] <Bender> Added quote 3
[14:00:14] <Bytram> lol
[14:01:12] <Bytram> ugh... /me needs to be at work in just over an hour... have a late night tonight, too... but not as late as it could be, so I'm glad for that.
[14:01:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg. no idea why we lost #soylent's and nothing else's. they're all in the same file.
[14:01:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> overflow i guess. or chromas hax0red it.
[14:02:18] <chromas> Time for a new quote bot
[14:02:26] <Bytram> It would not surprise me that we had more than 999 quotes and it wrapped around to 0.
[14:03:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote -272
[14:03:35] <chromas> You dun broke 'im
[14:03:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote -2
[14:03:40] <Bender> Quote -2 - <TheMightyBuzzard> i MAY look into restoring from backups but not today.
[14:03:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 2
[14:03:44] <Bender> Quote 2 - <TheMightyBuzzard> i MAY look into restoring from backups but not today.
[14:04:03] <Bytram> speaking of breaks... time to prepare for work...
[14:04:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what happens when you use python instead of perl
[14:04:23] <chromas> #WhiteSpaceMatters
[14:05:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, my terminal's green on black. #BlackSpaceMatters
[14:07:39] <chromas> Ghetto terminal eh
[14:14:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe fuck. we didn't lose them. bender's just being a fucking moron and switching cases on the S in #Soylent.
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[14:15:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 272
[14:15:06] <Bender> Can't find quote 272
[14:15:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupidass bot
[14:15:50] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: s/(a.*) / \1/
[14:15:50] <upstart> <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid \1bot
[14:16:01] <chromas> Speaking of stupid bots
[14:18:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/(a.*) / $1/
[14:18:49] <upstart> <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid $1bot
[14:19:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, that's some quality stoopid
[14:20:13] -!- Bender has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[14:21:04] <chromas> /nick Bender
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[14:21:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 272
[14:21:24] <Bender> Quote 272 - <Konomi> I tried mate once but it lacks it's own login manager
[14:21:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar
[14:21:36] <chromas> !quote -1
[14:21:36] <Bender> Quote -1 - <clorox|2> I still use ctrl/shit-insert for copy/paste
[14:21:59] <chromas> Now you gotta merge the new with the old :D
[14:22:04] * TheMightyBuzzard went into the quotes file and changed #Soylent to #soylent rather than figure out why bender lost his damned mind
[14:22:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, do not. i deleted the new.
[14:22:56] <chromas> Hey, thanks! Now nobody will know how much I played with it
[14:23:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> and the one where you made him grab from a privmsg.
[14:23:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> say... something occurs to me...
[14:24:36] * chromas quotes Bender in pms
[14:24:56] <chromas> Grib him by the privmsg!
[14:24:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote chromas
[14:24:59] <Bender> Quote 111 - <chromas> I heard CentOS thrown around a lot. I believe it was NCommander's favorite
[14:25:03] <Bender> Also in quotes: 118, 124, 136, 141, 142, 143, 160, 168, 196, 197, 216, 237, 238, 239, 242, 269, 293, 297, 314, 315, 325, 326, 356, 358, 365, 378, 384, 394, 416, 428, 429, 439, 455, 472, 477, 487, 490, 495, 502, 525, 532, 541, 575, 578, 579, 589, 598, 610, 618, 622, 624, 625, 635, 654, 660, 662, 665, 670, 676, 680, 686, 688, 699, 707, 716, 725, 727, 732, 733, 735, 736, 738, - 1 more
[14:25:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> !more
[14:25:07] <Bender> 751, 767, 768, 775, 781, 798, 799, 824, 830, 836, 840, 844, 847
[14:25:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 847
[14:25:13] <Bender> Quote 847 - <chromas> ooh, the ubuntu-on-windows doesn't have systemd. Everyone should switch right away!
[14:25:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 118
[14:25:34] <Bender> Quote 118 - <chromas> weather Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;
[14:25:59] <chromas> The quotedb is json right?
[14:26:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, can't manually add quotes while he's running
[14:26:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> in a shittily laid out sort of way, yeah.
[14:26:43] <chromas> MrPlow could have quotes using sqlite
[14:27:01] * chromas whips the crack
[14:27:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #last chromas
[14:27:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen chromas
[14:27:12] <MrPlow> [2018-01-26 14:27:01] #soylent *chromas whips the crack
[14:27:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #grab chromas
[14:27:25] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[14:27:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently he couldn't. primarily because i couldn't be arsed to make him.
[14:28:11] <chromas> Does Bender still hog the memories? Or was that just with the chatter thing running?
[14:28:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno, lemme see
[14:30:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> 48MB res
[14:31:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow is taking up 23MB for some damned reason
[14:31:28] <chromas> Probably clogged with smakes & sammiches
[14:31:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[14:31:30] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[14:32:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> mem leak somewhere. down to 11MB again
[14:35:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw you guys, i'm going home. or to play vidya or something.
[15:04:53] <chromas> https://www.cnn.com
[15:04:53] <upstart> ^ 03Cuckolding can be positive for some couples, study says - CNN
[15:05:03] <chromas> They got the origin of "cuck" wrong tho
[15:05:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Posts its Last Good Numbers Before Meltdown - http://sylnt.us - will-AMD's-fortunes-be-Ryzen,-too?
[15:06:55] * chromas is disappointed in the lack of comment system
[15:26:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.theregister.co.uk
[15:26:15] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:26:41] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:26:42] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[15:26:43] <SoyGuest36073> chromas: yeah, "cuck" has always been shorthand for "cuckold", and is then convenient to be tacked onto as an alternative syllable in other words, hence "cuckservative"
[15:26:54] <SoyGuest36073> CNN's Fake News!
[15:27:05] <chromas> The "cuckservative" part is what I meant.
[15:27:22] <chromas> I misspoke. I know, I've never done that before :)
[15:27:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> or - more likely - journalists wanting to get a story out quickly don't bother double-checking all their "facts".
[15:28:02] <chromas> Ooh, I wonder if there's cuckspreading and cucksplaining
[15:28:20] * chromas manservatives
[15:28:54] <SoyGuest36073> Recucklicans and Democucks.
[15:29:09] <chromas> I like the register because it has comments
[15:29:37] <chromas> though their comment system cucks
[15:32:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://arstechnica.com
[15:32:26] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:32:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> #cuckmitted
[15:32:51] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:32:52] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[15:34:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.cnet.com But can they escape getting chewed on by the dog?
[15:34:21] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:34:47] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:34:47] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[15:34:53] <chromas> Do they still do Wankel engines?
[15:35:06] * chromas recalls that was a thing with Mazda
[15:35:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> Only in the RX-7 and RX-8 for production cars IIRC
[15:35:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> And I think they stopped producing the RX-8
[15:37:16] <SoyGuest36073> RX-7 was definitely Wankel - quite a cool-looking car. No idea if it delivered what it advertised.
[15:38:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> well, a former cow-orker replaced her RX-7 with an RX-8, so apparently she felt that Mazda delivered sufficiently on their promises for it.
[15:38:29] <cmn32480> I jsut like the name Wankel
[15:38:30] <SoyGuest36073> Norton motorbikes had to compete in a different engine capacity, I remember that. 660cc of Wankel was worth 1000cc of normal.
[16:23:55] <pinchy> muh wankel
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[16:29:39] <pinchy> yep this new place has a HOA. no junk cars in the drive. gotta keep the lawn in shape etc
[16:37:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - California: Recruiters Must Share Pay Range Info Upon Request - http://sylnt.us - shift-in-the-balance-of-power
[17:02:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i'm booted from el reg. they don't like it when you point out someone's full of shit and then provide proof.
[17:03:17] <chromas> oh, I don't have an account
[17:03:46] <chromas> But that's probably true of most sites. Isn't that why so many quit having comments?
[17:03:46] <cmn32480> Long live the Anonymous Coward!
[17:04:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[17:04:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> that and i wouldn't go back to patronizing them anyway after they sided with the sjws during GG
[17:08:24] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[17:08:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.dangerous.com
[17:08:26] <upstart> ^ 03Man Accused of Sexually Assaulting 3 Young Girls Says He's 'Trans-Age' - DANGEROUS
[17:09:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> “a 9-year-old trapped in an adult’s body”
[17:10:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> a) 9yos don't generally want sex b) every man on the planet is a child trapped in a man's body
[17:13:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> witness: we all still think fart jokes are hilarious till the day we die
[17:20:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> off to lunch and to check out my local lake, see if it's filled up any lately.
[17:30:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: Ass gas.
[17:31:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> I bet you laughed at that.
[17:31:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> Because farts *are* funny.
[18:06:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Disputes Reports That Claim Xiaomi is India's Top-Selling Smartphone Company - http://sylnt.us - oh-no-you-didn't
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[20:09:51] <mrpg> This kid is supposed to be mexican. Please listen carefully to his Spanish: https://youtu.be
[20:09:52] <upstart> ^ 03ALF S01E18 Border Song - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[20:10:01] <mrpg> Alf speaks better than him.
[20:12:16] <chromas> :( bloqueado
[20:12:49] <mrpg> hmm weird. stoopid youtube.
[20:13:10] <chromas> hollywood-- # Lionsgate
[20:13:10] <Bender> karma - hollywood: -2
[20:14:34] <mrpg> try this one https://youtu.be though it is sped up.
[20:14:35] <upstart> ^ 03ALF S01E18 UNCUT - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[20:14:58] <chromas> Also blocked
[20:15:03] <cmn32480> somebody pelase fucking kill me
[20:15:03] <mrpg> !?!?!
[20:15:17] <chromas> "This video contains content from Lionsgate, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."
[20:15:28] * mrpg gives cmn32480 "the final exit"
[20:15:36] <chromas> I gave it a thumbs up though
[20:15:38] * cmn32480 starts "the final countdown"
[20:18:53] <chromas> "They're illusions, Michael!"
[20:24:13] <mrpg> Aristarchus is free! there's a story submitted by him!!!!!!!111111!!!
[20:24:19] <mrpg> has been fred?
[20:24:40] <mrpg> And the title actually is ALT-RIGHT!
[20:25:03] <mrpg> Well well well, spank my butt and call me Charlie.
[20:27:41] <mrpg> Now I have to read the original submission. Wait.
[20:28:14] <mrpg> Is boring :-( not like the other ones.
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[21:00:01] * cmn32480 kicks Windiws in the shins
[21:04:52] <chromas> Yes, Windows is garbage. We need Windows-on-Linux though
[21:05:06] <chromas> like wine but gooder
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