#Soylent | Logs for 2018-01-16
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[00:01:18] <Sulla> That dave taylor is full of shit
[00:03:09] <Bytram> well, taht was from a couple years ago... I didn't see a reply to my query as to what version of android you were running?
[00:04:55] <Bytram> break time
[00:55:15] <Sulla> Uninstalled and reinstalled application instead of dealing with problem
[01:05:16] <Bytram> well, that should surely take care of it!
[01:21:59] <Bytram> !uid
[01:21:59] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6840, owned by japheth
[01:26:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceShipTwo Performs Glide Flight in Advance of Powered Tests - http://sylnt.us - wheeee!
[01:34:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[01:34:40] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with Compulsive Forwarding Disorder
[01:36:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, anyone awake?
[01:39:09] <chromas> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[01:39:09] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with a boot to the head
[01:39:19] <chromas> How's the meat slab?
[01:39:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> digesting quite nicely
[01:39:47] <chromas> meat++
[01:39:47] <Bender> karma - meat: 9
[01:39:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, i read something i gotta pass along
[01:40:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's the name of #
[01:40:49] <Fnord666> octothorpe
[01:41:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> right but when you used to have to hit it on your phone, what did you call it?
[01:41:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, back when phones had cords
[01:41:41] <chromas> Number, pound, hash
[01:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, knowing that, how would you pronounce #MeToo?
[01:42:06] <chromas> lol
[01:42:24] <Fnord666> roflmao
[01:42:30] <Fnord666> that's good
[01:42:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> owen benjamin is a funny motherfucker
[01:45:47] <Bytram> go#sand
[01:45:47] <Fnord666> ah, back when phones were made of bakelite and you could kill an intruder with it
[01:46:08] <Bytram> Fnord666: s/ an/ multiple/
[01:46:08] <upstart> <Fnord666> ah, back when phones were made of bakelite multipled you could kill an intruder with it
[01:46:16] <Bytram> ugh
[01:46:23] <Bytram> Fnord666: s/ an / multiple /
[01:46:23] <upstart> <Fnord666> ah, back when phones were made of bakelite and you could kill multiple intruder with it
[01:46:58] <Bytram> ~define #
[01:47:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof. not quite ibm model m sturdy but still.
[01:47:08] <Bytram> #g #
[01:47:09] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "The symbol # is most commonly known as the number sign, hash, or pound sign. The symbol has historically been used for a wide range of purposes, including the designation of an ordinal number and as a ligatured abbreviation for pounds avoirdupois (having been derived from the now-rare ℔). Since 2007, the number ..."
[01:47:10] <upstart> ^ 03Number sign - Wikipedia
[01:49:41] <Bytram> thinking back, a Model M keyboard was a fitting peripheral to IBM's PS/2 Model 80
[01:49:41] <Bytram> could prolly stand on the case with it lying on its side
[01:49:42] <Bytram> well, at least I could, but I'm far form a heavyweight
[01:49:42] <Bytram> s/form/from/
[01:49:43] <upstart> <Bytram> well, at least I could, but I'm far from a heavyweight
[01:49:43] <Bytram> afk break time
[02:23:22] <Sulla> You can still kill people with phones if you #BlackBerryMasterrace
[02:30:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> violence is like duct tape. if it doesn't solve the problem, you didn't use enough.
[02:36:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight ya bastiches
[02:36:31] * exec ceremoniously merges a megabyte of the aids with ya bastiches
[02:39:38] <Sulla> ~gnight buzzard
[02:39:40] * exec mistakenly extracts an array of maple syrup from buzzard
[02:39:57] <Sulla> Could have extracted a whole lot worse so ill take it
[02:52:26] <Bytram> and it's bed time for me, too.
[02:52:32] <Bytram> ~gnight #Soylent
[02:52:34] * exec fanatically gives a fistful of dank memes to #Soylent
[02:57:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Device Creates Particles With "Negative Mass" at Room Temperature - http://sylnt.us - lots-of-suck
[03:11:08] <chromas> My /home folder disappeared
[03:11:32] <chromas> It's not unmounted; the mount point itself is gone
[03:11:39] <chromas> linux--
[03:11:39] <Bender> karma - linux: 7
[03:25:49] <Sulla> Does not habing a summary make my article less likely to get picked up?
[04:26:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Temporarily Pulls Ads for Addiction Treatment Centers Worldwide - http://sylnt.us - as-if-addiction-were-only-temporary
[06:07:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google App Matches Selfies With Catalog of Paintings - http://sylnt.us - hopefully-not-a-dali
[07:19:17] <chromas> Google pulls ads for addiction treatment; publishes addictive app
[07:35:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cranberries Singer Dolores O'Riordan Dies Aged 46 - http://sylnt.us - To-the-Faithful-Departed
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[09:07:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The New York Times Profiles Jeff Bezos, the World's Richest Man - http://sylnt.us - richest-this-week-anyway
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[10:33:43] <cmn32480> nuthin linke lighting up the office at 5:00 with some 80's hair metal
[10:45:58] <Ingar> I prefer my coffee without hair though
[10:46:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ingestible Electronic Pill Senses Gases in the Gut - http://sylnt.us - cue-the-bad-puns
[11:13:19] <chromas> Red Solstice free on humblebumble. arpg
[11:21:56] <cmn32480> yer hilarious chromas...
[11:21:58] <cmn32480> https://www.humblebumbles.com
[11:21:59] <upstart> ^ 03Home
[11:22:19] <chromas> ooh, I didn't know that was real
[11:22:29] <cmn32480> yup
[11:22:37] <cmn32480> but it gave me a good laugh this mornign
[12:16:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Faces of Blockchain Success - http://sylnt.us - faces-of-dogecoin
[12:29:50] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:29:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3868
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[12:49:41] <exec> welcome AndyTheAbsurd: Saint Petersburg, FL 33701, 11°C/51°F, 7:49 am EST, Tuesday, 16 January 2018
[12:50:06] <Bytram> FYI: Linode has scheduled maintenance on beryllium for just over 18h from now @ 2018-01-17 07:00 AM UTC
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[12:57:31] <exec> welcome AndyTheAbsurd: Saint Petersburg, FL 33701, 11°C/51°F, 7:57 am EST, Tuesday, 16 January 2018
[12:59:53] <Bytram> !uid
[12:59:53] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6840, owned by japheth
[13:00:05] <Bytram> time for me to get ready for work... laters
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[13:42:22] <Bytram> off to work -- have great day everyone!
[13:45:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ham Radio CubeSat Launch Success - http://sylnt.us
[13:46:47] <chromas> from the diced-ham dept
[13:47:11] <chromas> Do ham cubes make a square meal?
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[14:16:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:16:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3869
[15:16:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck snow. that is all.
[15:18:23] <boru> It's snowing like billy-oh here at the moment.
[15:18:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> Snow is great, as long as all you have to do is watch it fall.
[15:19:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> Driving in it, shoveling it, trying to do *anything* it... yeah, fuck that noise.
[15:19:37] <SoyGuest87047> I should check the UK weather forecast - I've got 400+km of driving tomorrow...
[15:20:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather London, UK
[15:20:03] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 45°F / 7°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 17 mph, humidity 57% - Tuesday scattered showers (36°F:45°F / 2°C:7°C), Wednesday cloudy (40°F:45°F / 4°C:7°C), Thursday showers (35°F:47°F / 2°C:8°C), Friday mostly sunny (33°F:44°F / 1°C:7°C)
[15:22:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit was just starting to melt off the streets here (they don't salt or even sand them in TN) and it went and snowed again last night.
[15:23:19] <SoyGuest87047> ~weather Corby, UK
[15:23:21] <exec> 10Corby, UK - currently 40°F / 4°C, mostly cloudy, wind W at 19 mph, humidity 69% - Tuesday scattered snow showers (33°F:41°F / 1°C:5°C), Wednesday cloudy (36°F:42°F / 2°C:6°C), Thursday cloudy (32°F:43°F / 0°C:6°C), Friday partly cloudy (32°F:40°F / 0°C:4°C)
[15:23:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[15:23:41] <MrPlow> Today: Sun and clouds mixed. A few flurries or snow showers possible. High 16F. Winds NNW at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Generally sunny despite a few afternoon clouds. High 24F. Winds NW at 5 to 10 mph.
[15:24:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh excellent. we have a 50F+ weekend coming.
[15:26:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> in fact, nothing thursday+ on the 10-day shows below 40 for a high
[15:26:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trouble in the NAND Memory Chip Market... Or Not - http://sylnt.us - what-about-RAM-prices?
[16:14:07] <Teckla> ~weather Minneapolis
[16:14:09] <exec> 10Minneapolis, MN - currently 0°F / -18°C, mostly cloudy, wind NW at 9 mph, humidity 77% - Tuesday partly cloudy (0°F:8°F / -18°C:-13°C), Wednesday sunny (21°F:26°F / -6°C:-3°C), Thursday partly cloudy (24°F:37°F / -4°C:3°C), Friday partly cloudy (25°F:39°F / -4°C:4°C)
[16:14:14] <Teckla> Brrrr..... :(
[16:29:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Tampa, FL
[16:29:25] <exec> 10Tampa, FL - currently 65°F / 18°C, mostly sunny, wind NE at 9 mph, humidity 60% - Tuesday mostly sunny (47°F:71°F / 8°C:22°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (31°F:60°F / -1°C:16°C), Thursday sunny (36°F:55°F / 2°C:13°C), Friday partly cloudy (42°F:63°F / 6°C:17°C)
[16:29:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's nice here compared to MN
[16:29:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> but for here, it's on the cold side.
[16:56:25] <boru> ~weather Oymyakon
[16:56:26] <exec> 10Oymyakon, Sakha Republic, Russia - currently -59°F / -51°C, partly cloudy, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 76% - Tuesday partly cloudy (-69°F:-59°F / -56°C:-51°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (-60°F:-48°F / -51°C:-44°C), Thursday sunny (-60°F:-48°F / -51°C:-44°C), Friday sunny (-58°F:-34°F / -50°C:-37°C)
[16:57:03] <boru> ~weather Yakutsk
[16:57:05] <exec> 10Yakutsk, Sakha Republic, Russia - currently -40°F / -40°C, fog, wind N at 4 mph, humidity 64% - Tuesday cloudy (-41°F:-38°F / -41°C:-39°C), Wednesday cloudy (-38°F:-32°F / -39°C:-36°C), Thursday cloudy (-44°F:-35°F / -42°C:-37°C), Friday cloudy (-44°F:-34°F / -42°C:-37°C)
[16:57:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cherry's New Low-Profile Switches may Help Bring Mechanical Keyboards to More Laptops - http://sylnt.us - shallow-premise
[16:58:41] <boru> Why would you want a shallow mkb? Wtf.
[16:59:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> because you don't want a laptop that's 25mm thick?
[16:59:49] <boru> Why not?
[17:00:08] * AndyTheAbsurd shrugs
[17:00:23] <boru> Well, okay, perhaps this is personal preference; one of the reasons I _like_ mkbs is the depth of travel.
[17:00:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> fits in your luggage easier?
[17:00:43] <boru> Very funny.
[17:08:57] <SoyGuest87047> ANything that can be done to improve laptop keyboards, I'm in favour of.
[17:09:31] <SoyGuest87047> my old Psion V PDA from the 90s had a better keyboard than any current laptop that I've seen.
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[17:13:17] <exec> welcome AndyTheAbsurd: Saint Petersburg, FL 33701, 17°C/63°F, 12:13 pm EST, Tuesday, 16 January 2018
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[17:22:01] * Teckla liked the old ThinkPad keyboards, pre-Lenovo acquisition, before Lenovo started fucking them up.
[17:22:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.bbc.co.uk Waste of perfectly good AI. I could have told them this without coding a single line. Get off my lawn.
[17:22:23] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:22:34] <pinchy> its hard to find one with same layout as my keytronic, big L enter key and large baspsace key. /\ are on either side of shift
[17:22:48] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:22:50] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[17:26:18] <boru> I agree with Teckla.
[17:26:38] <boru> The big blue return key was great.
[17:28:12] <Sulla> Too young
[17:28:25] <Sulla> I have a stack of model Ms but most have issues
[17:29:26] <boru> What's too young? The big blue return key?
[17:32:38] <Sulla> Im too young
[17:36:46] <Ingar> lol @ that pop music article
[18:36:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Constantly Taking Selfies May be Sign of Mental Illness - http://sylnt.us - that-explains-Kim-Kardashian
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[18:55:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.rt.com IANAL but it looks to me like they'd need the California state legislature and possibly governor to sign off on creating a new state within current state boundaries.
[18:55:02] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[18:55:27] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[18:55:28] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[18:57:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> is that more bullshit from the guy that tried to get an amendment to split CA into six states on the ballot out there?
[19:02:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me. i generally laugh at and then forget silliness from california.
[19:53:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.techdirt.com
[19:53:33] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[19:53:58] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[19:53:59] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[19:58:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://techcrunch.com
[19:58:44] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[19:59:09] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[19:59:10] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[20:17:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Delta 4 Rocket Successfully Lofts Clandestine NRO Satellite Into Orbit - http://sylnt.us - satellites-flying-backwards
[20:28:57] <cmn32480> #smake asshole sales people
[20:28:57] * MrPlow smakes asshole sales people upside the head with an onion
[21:46:03] <cmn32480> #sammich
[21:46:03] * MrPlow whips up a vegetarian combo sammich for cmn32480
[21:46:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Games With Pornographic Ads Sneak Into the Play Store, Get 3 Million Downloads - http://sylnt.us - remember-when-the-internet-was-a-safe-place?
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[22:27:12] <chromas> http://www.clickhole.com
[22:27:13] <upstart> ^ 03Making Things Right: The Pentagon Is Launching A ... | ClickHole
[22:27:26] <chromas> "The Pentagon Is Launching A Ballistic Missile Attack On Hawaii To Restore Faith In The Nuclear Alert System" :D
[22:36:00] <mrpg> I'd hide inside a volcano
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[22:45:17] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, 12°C/53°F, 2:45 pm PST, Tuesday, 16 January 2018
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[22:48:18] <chromas> Russians are hacking my internets
[23:03:03] <mrpg> why not north korea?
[23:15:21] <mrpg> AAHHHHHHH https://www.youtube.com
[23:15:22] <upstart> ^ 0310 Amazing Rob Halford High Screams - YouTube
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[23:27:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Wants to Shrink - http://sylnt.us - less-time-suck
[23:55:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://torrentfreak.com
[23:55:26] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[23:55:51] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[23:55:52] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[23:57:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> PSA: beryllium will be going down for a quick reboot tomorrow sometime or other. irc runs on beryllium.
[23:57:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~7am UTC looks like