#Soylent | Logs for 2018-01-08
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[23:45:50] <Sulla> Bunch of good submissions out there but nothing pending
[23:38:12] <Sulla> Willing to smoke and get cancer if it keeps me from being a zombie
[23:37:59] <Sulla> Read an article years ago that nicotine postponed alzheimers
[23:35:37] <Sulla> I dont follow alzheimers info as much as I should
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[22:45:35] <FatPhil> Black Mirror Season 4 finally found its legs in episode 4 /Hang the DJ/, I thought.
[21:48:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Evidence That Alzheimer's Protein Spreads Like an Infection - http://sylnt.us - every-step-we-take
[20:29:05] * TheMightyBuzzard looks at the clock, looks at his bed, and fucks off to take a nap
[20:25:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, who wouldn't want to use funrollloops? it has "fun" right in the name.
[20:19:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...which should be a super-low-bandwidth item and kind of hard to mess with.
[20:18:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> Oh, it actually does mean "Nest".
[20:18:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> "Nest" or "Net"?
[20:17:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Don't Pirate or We'll Mess With Your Nest, Warns East Coast ISP - http://sylnt.us - suspected-is-now-guilty
[19:14:25] <FatPhil> but it's worth making burning a couple of days of CPU in order to make it .1% faster the rest of the time! funrollloops!
[18:49:51] <mechanicjay> Sheesh, when you've not had time to do an emerge update in like 8 weeks and there's 238 package updates to build....
[18:46:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New US Customs Guidelines Limit Copying Files and Searching Cloud Data - http://sylnt.us - sudden-outbreak-of-common-sense?
[18:04:35] <Ingar> Tonight on "The White House"
[18:04:22] <Ingar> Reality Show
[17:52:07] <mechanicjay> Or at least a TV mini series!
[17:52:03] <mechanicjay> They could even make a movie about it....
[17:51:46] <mechanicjay> Then we can start the 2nd Age of the American Empire: The TV Star Leaders
[17:51:05] <mechanicjay> Oprah
[17:50:15] <Sulla> Oprah or michelle? Who are you more excited to have as our next president
[17:33:26] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, 8°C/46°F, 9:33 am PST, Monday, 8 January 2018
[17:33:24] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
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[17:17:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Best-Ever Algorithm Found for Huge Streams of Data - http://sylnt.us - YAA!-Yet-Another-Algorithm!
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[15:46:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Are Loot Boxes in Games a Violation of Gambling Laws? - http://sylnt.us - 1-in-365,214,231-chance-of-getting-the-good-stuff
[14:46:42] <pinchy> have a continously variable daylight time. have it adjust a few seconds each day so that the sun sets at the same time
[14:39:28] <boru> I agree.
[14:39:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> It's a dumb idea. I'd say it's a dumb idea with modern technology, but it's really just a dumb idea.
[14:38:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> I just wish that we'd drop DST nationwide
[14:38:07] <boru> Sheesh, it's turtles all the way down.
[14:37:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...and *inside* the Navajo reservation is a Hopi reservation that does *not* bother with DST.
[14:37:37] <boru> Well, aren't they silly billies.
[14:37:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...but even that doesn't tell the whole story, because there's a Navajo reserveration in AZ that *does* do DST.
[14:37:06] <boru> I didn't know that. What a great place!
[14:36:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> boru: yes, but Arizona is special because (almost all of) the rest of the country does Daylight Saving Time and Arizona does not.
[14:36:02] <boru> That's the timezone I'd like to live in, in the US.
[14:35:44] <boru> MST is mountain time, right?
[14:35:01] <exec> Monday, 8 January 2018 @ 7:35 am MST - Phoenix, AZ
[14:34:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~time phoenix, az
[14:08:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Vuzix Alexa-Enabled Smart Glasses at CES - http://sylnt.us - alexa-enhance
[14:02:51] * MrPlow smakes customers upside the head with a jihad
[14:02:51] <cmn32480> #smake customers
[13:06:13] <upstart> ^ 03The Greatest Test Flight - STS-1 (Full Mission 03) - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[13:06:11] <Bytram> whereto? https://youtu.be
[13:06:00] <Bytram> be grateful it's stupid... imagine the havoc it would be causing if it were smart
[13:05:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> Microsoft Outlook has been trying to start up for 20 minutes now, without anything but it's stupid splash screen.
[13:05:02] <exec> 10Moscow, ME - currently 12°F / -11°C, cloudy, wind N at 1 mph, humidity 87% - Monday snow (17°F:21°F / -8°C:-6°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (11°F:28°F / -12°C:-2°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (22°F:29°F / -6°C:-2°C), Thursday cloudy (39°F:41°F / 4°C:5°C)
[13:05:00] <Bytram> ~weather moscow, ME
[13:04:56] <exec> 10Moscow, Russia - currently 30°F / -1°C, cloudy, wind W at 2 mph, humidity 71% - Monday scattered snow showers (23°F:31°F / -5°C:-1°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (23°F:27°F / -5°C:-3°C), Wednesday mostly cloudy (26°F:28°F / -3°C:-2°C), Thursday cloudy (19°F:28°F / -7°C:-2°C)
[13:04:54] <Bytram> ~weather moscow
[13:04:44] * Bytram chuckles
[13:03:55] <exec> 10Saint Petersburg, Russia - currently 29°F / -2°C, cloudy, wind NW at 17 mph, humidity 72% - Monday partly cloudy (22°F:28°F / -6°C:-2°C), Tuesday cloudy (25°F:29°F / -4°C:-2°C), Wednesday cloudy (27°F:31°F / -3°C:-1°C), Thursday cloudy (21°F:28°F / -6°C:-2°C)
[13:03:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Saint Petersburg, Russia
[13:03:30] <exec> 10Saint Petersburg, FL - currently 55°F / 13°C, partly cloudy, wind E at 9 mph, humidity 89% - Monday cloudy (62°F:71°F / 17°C:22°C), Tuesday showers (63°F:73°F / 17°C:23°C), Wednesday showers (63°F:71°F / 17°C:22°C), Thursday sunny (64°F:71°F / 18°C:22°C)
[13:03:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Saint Petersburg, FL
[13:02:07] <exec> 10San Diego, CA - currently 61°F / 16°C, mostly cloudy, wind NE at 0 mph, humidity 91% - Monday scattered showers (60°F:70°F / 16°C:21°C), Tuesday rain (53°F:62°F / 12°C:17°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (50°F:62°F / 10°C:17°C), Thursday sunny (52°F:69°F / 11°C:21°C)
[13:02:05] <Bytram> ~weather san diego
[13:01:57] <exec> 10Houston, TX - currently 57°F / 14°C, cloudy, wind NW at 12 mph, humidity 86% - Monday partly cloudy (46°F:66°F / 8°C:19°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (49°F:62°F / 9°C:17°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (59°F:70°F / 15°C:21°C), Thursday rain (37°F:69°F / 3°C:21°C)
[13:01:55] <Bytram> ~weather houston
[13:01:46] <exec> 10Miami, FL - currently 69°F / 21°C, partly cloudy, wind E at 10 mph, humidity 76% - Monday scattered showers (67°F:76°F / 19°C:24°C), Tuesday thunderstorm (68°F:75°F / 20°C:24°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (65°F:77°F / 18°C:25°C), Thursday partly cloudy (70°F:78°F / 21°C:26°C)
[13:01:44] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[13:01:42] <exec> 10Jacksonville, FL - currently 45°F / 7°C, partly cloudy, wind NE at 3 mph, humidity 90% - Monday cloudy (56°F:69°F / 13°C:21°C), Tuesday showers (61°F:70°F / 16°C:21°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (61°F:72°F / 16°C:22°C), Thursday showers (59°F:73°F / 15°C:23°C)
[13:01:39] <Bytram> ~weather jacksonville
[13:01:36] <exec> 10Atlanta, GA - currently 32°F / 0°C, mostly cloudy, wind E at 7 mph, humidity 40% - Monday freezing rain (37°F:38°F / 3°C:3°C), Tuesday fog (46°F:55°F / 8°C:13°C), Wednesday drizzle (49°F:55°F / 9°C:13°C), Thursday fog (54°F:61°F / 12°C:16°C)
[13:01:34] <Bytram> ~weather atlanta
[13:01:29] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD - currently 20°F / -7°C, mostly cloudy, wind NE at 2 mph, humidity 49% - Monday freezing rain (32°F:33°F / 0°C:1°C), Tuesday sunny (28°F:44°F / -2°C:7°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (35°F:43°F / 2°C:6°C), Thursday scattered showers (48°F:51°F / 9°C:11°C)
[13:01:27] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[13:01:23] <exec> 10Boston, MA - currently 25°F / -4°C, cloudy, wind SW at 12 mph, humidity 47% - Monday cloudy (30°F:34°F / -1°C:1°C), Tuesday sunny (17°F:38°F / -8°C:3°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (32°F:36°F / 0°C:2°C), Thursday partly cloudy (44°F:49°F / 7°C:9°C)
[13:01:21] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[13:01:16] <exec> 10Portland, ME - currently 18°F / -8°C, cloudy, wind S at 9 mph, humidity 60% - Monday cloudy (24°F:31°F / -4°C:-1°C), Tuesday sunny (15°F:37°F / -9°C:3°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (29°F:32°F / -2°C:0°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (39°F:43°F / 4°C:6°C)
[13:01:14] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[13:01:10] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME - currently 6°F / -14°C, cloudy, wind W at 3 mph, humidity 82% - Monday snow (13°F:16°F / -11°C:-9°C), Tuesday snow showers (4°F:28°F / -16°C:-2°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (16°F:21°F / -9°C:-6°C), Thursday scattered showers (35°F:37°F / 2°C:3°C)
[13:01:08] <Bytram> ~weather presque
[13:00:59] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6838, owned by Joelni
[13:00:59] <Bytram> !uid
[13:00:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3851
[13:00:56] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:37:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Thermometer for the Oceans - http://sylnt.us - oceanic-fever
[10:15:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stellar Dynamo of Nearly Identical Star to the Sun Affected by its Metal Content - http://sylnt.us - heavy-metal
[08:57:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Danforth Center Uncovers A Genetic Mechanism That Could Enhance Yield In Cereal Crops - http://sylnt.us - feeding-the-world
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[06:37:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Employs Contractors to Recover Company Bicycles in Mountain View - http://sylnt.us - on-the-bicycle-recovery-team
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[04:19:33] <chromas> https://imgur.com
[04:15:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 8 Reasons to Replace Your VPN Client with OpenVPN - http://sylnt.us - know-your-client
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[01:45:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX's Mysterious Zuma Mission May Soon Take Flight [Update: Successful] - http://sylnt.us - frogs-in-space? || Australia's First Electric Passenger Plane Takes To The Skies - http://sylnt.us - electric-everywhere
[01:36:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX's Mysterious Zuma Mission May Soon Take Flight (Update: Successful) - http://sylnt.us - frogs-in-space?
[01:20:08] <Sulla> Was probably 2mm of nail when the nail was same lenth of tip of finger
[01:18:32] <chromas> Just the tip
[01:17:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> so did she carry the detached bit or did she give you the finger?
[01:16:33] <Sulla> On the bright side even ith the medical visit I came out paying $1/lb for sliced ham
[01:15:37] <Bytram> afk dishes
[01:14:56] <Bytram> a waist is a terrible thing to mind
[01:14:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, you can't anyway. women are far better equipped for the whole remember everything wrong you ever did game.
[01:14:35] <chromas> Waste not, want not
[01:14:24] <Bytram> chicken fingers
[01:14:12] <Bytram> checkin fingers
[01:14:06] <Sulla> If I eat the fingertip I cant hold it over my wife as a lifetime toldyouso
[01:13:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> finger sammiches
[01:13:27] <Bytram> <groan!>
[01:13:14] <chromas> Finger steak
[01:13:06] <chromas> Did you try the meat tho?
[01:12:52] * Bytram helpfully rummages around for some bleach to offer to Sulla
[01:12:30] <Bytram> military payload -- details are secret
[01:12:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> should keep your arms out of it. don't want another ER trip.
[01:12:04] <Sulla> Got a quick rundown? Arm deep in cleaning a meat slicer
[01:11:55] <Bytram> monte zuma's revenge?
[01:11:52] <Bytram> mote zuma's revenge?
[01:11:38] <Bender> karma - chromas: 198
[01:11:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas++ # Informative
[01:11:22] <Bytram> the story has a link to a wikipedia entry with more details
[01:11:07] <chromas> Zuma http://4.bp.blogspot.com
[01:10:43] <chromas> Launching a video game I think
[01:10:43] <upstart> ^ 03SpaceX's Mysterious Zuma Mission May Soon Take Flight (Finally!) - SoylentNews
[01:10:42] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[01:10:15] <Sulla> What was this launch about?
[01:09:50] <chromas> I knew it! It's all staged
[01:09:47] <Bytram> ummm, secret payload
[01:09:34] <Bytram> secret mission
[01:09:26] <Bytram> coverage completed 92,567 watched
[01:09:24] <chromas> They'ren't gonna follow the rest of it?
[01:08:18] <Bytram> landed
[01:07:48] <Bytram> landing burn started
[01:07:14] <Bytram> landing burn coming up 30s
[01:06:52] <Bytram> re-entry burn done
[01:06:40] <Bytram> re-entry burn started
[01:06:34] * TheMightyBuzzard lurves him some spicy foods
[01:06:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, my back burn was successful too.
[01:06:10] <Bytram> re-entry burn coming up
[01:06:02] <chromas> But they didn't show it. Fake news! The earth is flat! There is no moon!
[01:05:57] <Bytram> boost back burn sucdessful
[01:05:41] <Bytram> fairings did deploy
[01:03:43] <Bytram> send it to zoom! box 350 boston mass 02134@
[01:03:20] <upstart> ^ 03Wreck-X-N-Effect - Rump Shaker - YouTube
[01:03:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[01:03:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, so you're saying zuma zoom zoom zoom?
[01:02:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know. the south park guys need to get back on the ball. they're not putting out enough episodes anymore when there's sooooo much material and dire need of some sacred cow slaughtering.
[01:01:34] <Bytram> maxq
[01:01:32] <Bytram> 90k watching
[01:01:25] <Bytram> ublock @ 100
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[01:00:15] <Bytram> lift off
[01:00:05] <Bytram> that's an apt de-script-ion
[00:59:07] <chromas> Very thoughtful
[00:58:58] <chromas> It's always nice of the scripts to keep trying to load moar scripts
[00:58:19] <Bytram> speaking of eating... sounds like a good idea... biab
[00:57:53] <Bytram> uBlock Origin is showing 60 blocked items atm... counts up by 1 every 10-15 seconds or so... yays!
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[00:56:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i ate too much to shitpost tonight. you'll have to do it yourself.
[00:55:41] <chromas> "chat disabled". Aww! But I wanted to watch a flood of shitposting
[00:54:50] <Bytram> 60K
[00:53:53] <Bytram> 55k watching now
[00:52:49] <Sulla> Started crying about how good he was doing and that it wasnt care because her fingers were nowhere close to the blade. I had a lot of laughs though.
[00:52:02] <Bender> karma - chameleon: 12
[00:52:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> chameleon++
[00:51:19] <Bytram> what did she say?
[00:50:08] <Sulla> I heard a "shit" so being the dumbass I am I asked "did you learn anything"
[00:49:56] <Bytram> 45K now watching
[00:49:47] <Sulla> I still may die in my sleep
[00:49:42] <Sulla> Wow thats karma
[00:48:15] <exec> 10Cape Canaveral, FL - currently 57°F / 14°C, partly cloudy, wind NE at 9 mph, humidity 76% - Sunday mostly cloudy (56°F:64°F / 13°C:18°C), Monday showers (62°F:70°F / 17°C:21°C), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (63°F:70°F / 17°C:21°C), Wednesday showers (62°F:71°F / 17°C:22°C)
[00:48:13] <Bytram> ~weather Cape Canaveral
[00:47:54] <upstart> ^ 03ZUMA Mission - YouTube
[00:47:53] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[00:47:16] * MrPlow whips up a horse tentacle tofu sammich for TheMightyBuzzard
[00:47:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich
[00:46:51] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced Sulla's corpse sammiches for everyone in #Soylent
[00:46:51] * MrPlow sneaks up behind Sulla and cuts their throat
[00:46:51] <Bytram> #sammich Sulla
[00:46:47] * MrPlow looks around but does not see sulla
[00:46:47] <Bytram> #sammich sulla
[00:46:22] <chromas> Did she stop to make a fingertip sammich?
[00:46:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, this tells me you both have a good sense of humor. otherwise you would die in your sleep tonight.
[00:44:57] <Sulla> Told her that she should just get the bleeding stopped and dry out the tip as a constant reminder that I have never yet been wrong
[00:44:31] <Sulla> Needless to say she is at urgent care getting her fingertip stiched back on
[00:44:10] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: Touche'
[00:44:01] <Sulla> Was slicing meat earlier on my meat slicer. Decided to eat some of it before fishing so made a sammich. Wife wanted to finish cutting so told her all the necessary safety steps etc
[00:43:01] <chromas> 'a'
[00:42:14] <Sulla> Hah
[00:40:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably. the drop the taste when they cook food. might as well drop something at the other end as well.
[00:40:37] * chromas sets up a shiny new apache
[00:40:09] <chromas> Do they drop the "h" in Preparation H?
[00:39:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> well of course. they're always wrong on H pronunciation.
[00:39:29] <chromas> Hhhhurrb
[00:39:11] <chromas> 'cause they pronounce the H, right?
[00:38:59] <chromas> But we flipped it with the word "herb"
[00:38:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> we fought two wars against the brits over the right to pronounce our Hs properly. how dare you spit on all the dead soldiers by using "an" before a word starting with H?
[00:38:21] * chromas gives MrPlow a Welshi sammich
[00:38:02] <chromas> Welsh
[00:37:51] <Sulla> What accent does not pronounce pepsi correct
[00:37:32] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with horse tentacle tofu
[00:37:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[00:36:47] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[00:36:47] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
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[00:36:29] <chromas> I guess he prefers Coke
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[00:36:11] <chromas> like the "h" in "an historic"
[00:35:51] <chromas> Just imagine an accent where the "p" isn't pronounced
[00:35:17] <chromas> ein pepsi
[00:35:03] <Sulla> An pepsi
[00:32:17] <chromas> Maybe Trump should give Kim Jong an Pepsi
[00:30:16] <Bytram> afk biab.
[00:29:59] <Bytram> # Bytram: 5420: B B B B B 765 B B 1480 827 B B B 842 B 1506
[00:29:58] <Bytram> # Bytram: 4481: B D 759 D 727 B 725 B B 772 B B 760 738
[00:29:58] <Bytram> # (hit_list: 759, 765, 727, 725, 1480, 827, 772, 842, 760, 738, 1506).
[00:29:58] <Bytram> # Bytram had 11 hits totaling 9901 points, had 2 drops, and had 17 blocked attacks;
[00:29:58] <Bytram> # (hit_list: no hits).
[00:29:58] <Bytram> # Bytram had 0 hits totaling 0 points, had 0 drops, and had 0 blocked attacks;
[00:18:07] <exec> 10Mount Washington - currently -3°F / -19°C, mostly cloudy, wind W at 63 mph, humidity 37% - Sunday snow showers (-6°F:-1°F / -21°C:-18°C), Monday snow (5°F:18°F / -15°C:-8°C), Tuesday snow (-4°F:7°F / -20°C:-14°C), Wednesday cloudy (17°F:24°F / -8°C:-4°C)
[00:18:05] <Bytram> ~weather mount washington, nh
[00:17:47] <exec> 10Sydney NSW, Australia - currently 84°F / 29°C, partly cloudy, wind N at 7 mph, humidity 52% - Monday mostly cloudy (73°F:91°F / 23°C:33°C), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (69°F:94°F / 21°C:34°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (68°F:74°F / 20°C:23°C), Thursday cloudy (70°F:77°F / 21°C:25°C)
[00:17:46] <Bytram> ~weather sydney