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[00:17:47] <sulla> Any company that can abide putting out the 2012 grand caravan can fug off
[00:17:58] <sulla> #smake themightybuzzard
[00:17:58] * MrPlow smakes themightybuzzard upside the head with a red Swingline stapler
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[00:44:13] <chromas> Looks like Dogecoin's having at turn.
[00:44:20] <chromas> inflation++
[00:44:20] <chromas> inflation++
[00:44:20] <Bender> karma - inflation: 1
[00:44:20] <Bender> karma - inflation: 2
[00:44:34] <chromas> Or is that deflation? Hmm.
[00:46:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could do with some deflation. ate too much mexican food.
[00:47:23] <chromas> That's not really a thing.
[00:47:56] <chromas> You only feel like it was too much, but your feelings are wrong.
[00:49:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> you probably have a point. i should still go find someone of a mind to try sucking on my valve stem to test it though.
[00:49:12] * chromas waves an aqu4 burrito in tmb's face
[00:49:18] <Bytram> the worst thing about *Italian* food? In a couple or three days, you start feeling hungry again. ;)
[00:50:01] * chromas puts an Asian into Bytram's Italian to average it out
[00:51:04] <Bytram> rofl!
[00:51:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> what if it was italian food prepared by an asian?
[00:51:59] <chromas> Sweet and sour pizza.
[00:52:05] <Bytram> I suspect it is the food and not the preparer that makes the difference
[00:52:14] <Bytram> charon: that sounds tasty!
[00:52:30] <Bytram> pizza with General Tso's Chicken toppings!
[00:52:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> pizza's merican
[00:53:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> so's the fortune cookie for that matter.
[00:53:21] * Bytram found it "interesting" trying to order pizza in Germany
[00:53:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeurg
[00:53:38] <Bytram> there are no names for pizzas
[00:53:42] <chromas> Because of the langauge? Or they do it weird?
[00:53:44] <Bytram> just a list of ingredients
[00:53:49] <Bytram> kohl
[00:53:56] <Bytram> swein
[00:54:05] <chromas> "One bread disc with everything on it."
[00:54:11] <Bytram> I was the only one of our group who could speak it
[00:54:23] <Bytram> so translation feel upon me
[00:54:31] <Bytram> "So, what's in *this* one"
[00:54:33] <chromas> Eine Brotscheibe mit allem drauf.
[00:54:58] <Bytram> mind you, it had been nearly two DECADES since I'd studied it in high school
[00:55:19] <Bytram> I'd struggle through the ingredients and they'd promptly ask what is in the next one, of course!
[00:55:27] <Bytram> this went on down the menu
[00:55:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't really matter. beer's pronounced pretty much the same.
[00:55:44] <Bytram> I was actually rather proud of myself for being able to remember all of them as we went
[00:56:00] <Bytram> and then it came to one pie that had, like, 5 ingredients
[00:56:12] <Bytram> one of which I could not for the life of me remember what it was!
[00:56:28] <Bytram> I recognized the word
[00:56:42] <Bytram> but no amount of struggle would bring the translation/meaning to mind
[00:56:43] <chromas> juden
[00:57:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think that's a pizza topping there anymore
[00:57:00] <Bytram> then one of them suggested "well, let's just order it and then we'll find out what it is!"
[00:57:08] <Bytram> Doh!
[00:57:15] <Bytram> So, we place the order
[00:57:18] <Bytram> and wait
[00:57:20] <Bytram> and chat
[00:57:21] <Bytram> and wait
[00:57:34] <Bytram> and get increasingly curious as to what the mystery ingredient is going to turn out to be
[00:57:46] <Bytram> mushrooms!!
[00:57:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmm.... shrooms
[00:58:01] <Bytram> we all had a good laugh, and then stuffed ourselves silly
[00:58:15] <Bytram> fun times that was.
[00:58:20] <chromas> pizza++
[00:58:20] <Bender> karma - pizza: 38
[00:58:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[00:58:32] <Bytram> darn, and now I'm getting hungry again
[00:58:41] <Bytram> oh, quick question...
[00:58:59] <Bytram> I gots a new phone: Galaxy S7 (yays!)
[00:59:22] <Bytram> but when I plugged it into my pc (via USB cable) it failed to completely install the driver and gave an error message
[00:59:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i needa go sit in front of the tv and let my brain rot a while. not like "watching videos of other people playing video games" rot; just regular tv rot.
[00:59:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[00:59:31] <Bytram> to the effect that it could continue trying later
[00:59:42] <Bytram> so, I dismissed the error and went about my stuff
[00:59:52] <Bytram> well, i plug it in again... and nothing.
[01:00:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what you get for running winders.
[01:00:10] <Bytram> so, I have no way to copy files to/from phne/PC
[01:00:29] <Bytram> I can copy files to the microsd card
[01:00:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure ya do. ssh server on the phone and scp them over.
[01:00:57] <Bytram> but in their wisdom, .html files cannot be accessed when they are ont eh SD card
[01:01:20] <Bytram> that would mean I would have to root the phone?
[01:01:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> or email them to yourself
[01:01:32] * Bytram has no email account set up on phone
[01:01:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> no. you can run an ssh server on a non-rooted phone.
[01:01:53] <Bytram> oh
[01:02:04] <Bytram> would prolly have to get from the play store on some such?
[01:02:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> won't be on port 22 but you can run one.
[01:02:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[01:02:11] <chromas> When you plug it into the computer, do you get a notification on the phone?
[01:02:24] <chromas> It should say it's charging and ask if you wanna share files or anything
[01:02:33] * Bytram never used that, and would prefer to never have to deal with anything google if I could avoid it
[01:02:43] <chromas> You can look in f-droid
[01:02:47] <Bytram> charging? yes. anything else? nope.
[01:02:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> what he said.
[01:03:16] <Bytram> my main concern is potentially voiding the manf warranty
[01:03:42] <Bytram> wouldn't insalling an .adb from fdroid be an issue?
[01:03:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> f-droid is just another repo for packages.
[01:04:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing you do that doesn't involve rooting it or replacing the os is gonna void your warranty.
[01:04:07] <chromas> You just have to go into the settings and allow it to "install applications from unknown locations"
[01:04:15] <Bytram> oh, *I* know that, and *you* know that, but I would not be surprised at all that Sammy pretends to not know that and says warranty is void.
[01:05:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, off to tv-land
[01:05:24] <Bytram> thanks for the chat!
[01:05:35] <Bytram> oh yeah, time to make food!
[01:05:37] <Bytram> biab
[01:08:12] <chromas> If you have a linux box you can try connecting to it. Or from Windows, you can pass the usb device into a linux virtual machine to play with it
[01:10:26] <sulla> Portland is a cesspool
[01:10:56] <chromas> Yes
[01:11:25] <chromas> Visiting? What'd they do now?
[01:16:44] <sulla> Existing is enough to damn them on
[01:16:51] <sulla> Dropping parents and sister at airport
[01:17:55] <chromas> I'm sorry to hear that.
[01:22:29] <sulla> Just under 3hr drive here, rush hour wway back will suck
[01:36:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Cable Bills Are Rising Again and What Can You Do - http://sylnt.us - read-soylentnews
[02:21:24] <Bytram> off to slumberland... have a great night everyone!
[03:50:13] <sulla> Kid threw pacifier as we left portland, two.5 hours screaming
[03:50:23] <sulla> Need a final solution for the portland problem
[03:50:52] * chromas sends coordinates to NK
[03:51:53] <sulla> I thought kim was already supposed to be on top of this
[03:52:12] <sulla> Part of the deal, he strikes seattle, portland, or sf, and we dont complain
[03:52:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[03:52:24] <upstart> ^ 03The Only Way To Be Sure (Aliens 1986) - YouTube
[03:53:50] <chromas> "or"
[03:55:59] * TheMightyBuzzard takes a page from lex luthor and buys up land in arizona's western edge
[03:56:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - If Birds Left Tracks in the Sky, They’d Look Like This - http://sylnt.us - cool
[03:57:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> oopsie: https://www.dangerous.com
[03:57:37] <upstart> ^ 03FBI Launches New Investigation Into Clinton Foundation - DANGEROUS
[03:58:51] <chromas> I read that it's because Trump ordered it and he just won't give up on the Russi—I mean Clintons
[03:59:14] * chromas blames trump for everything including systemd
[03:59:24] <sulla> Kek
[03:59:34] * TheMightyBuzzard fires up C&C Red Alert
[03:59:39] <sulla> I figurd trump would drop her charges if they dropped his
[04:00:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i figured she knows too much to ever allow her to stand trial.
[04:02:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean, consider all the secrets that could unfortunately slip to our enemies/allies if she was ever seriously threatened
[04:03:16] <chromas> Just give 'er the ol' Winston
[04:03:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> rather give her the ol' Rasputin
[04:05:17] <chromas> How about a Kennedy?
[04:05:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't trust it to do the job.
[04:07:07] <chromas> Oh, hm. Ya'know, the Dems are copying Kennedy's head
[04:07:16] <chromas> Regressives. Moving back and to the left
[04:07:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, thas the only thing of kennedy's they're copying though.
[04:11:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> still hotter than trigglypuff: https://www.rt.com
[04:11:09] <upstart> ^ 03‘World’s hairiest girl' shaves her face to marry love of her life — RT World News
[04:14:04] <chromas> needs an after pic
[04:14:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> tits or gtfo, yep.
[04:14:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.phoronix.com
[04:14:30] <upstart> ^ 03AMD PSP Affected By Remote Code Execution Vulnerability - Phoronix
[04:14:46] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[04:15:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> and they called me mad for refusing to upgrade from my phenom 2!
[04:15:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> well they can all suck it now. every fucking one of them has already been pwned by the nsa by now.
[04:15:51] <chromas> $current_year is off to a good start
[04:16:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd sub it but phoronix doesn't fill in the handy little meta tags
[04:17:48] <chromas> oh yeah, it's just got the site description. That's dumb
[04:17:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh shit: https://www.rt.com
[04:17:51] <upstart> ^ 03Fly the fecal skies: United flight to China stops in Alaska after traveler smears ‘feces everywhere’ — RT US News
[04:18:14] <chromas> Well…shit
[04:27:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> twelve? what the hell could a 12yo boy do to deserve that kinda punishment? https://www.rt.com
[04:27:51] <upstart> ^ 03Official Turkish body said it was OK for girls to marry at 9, claims it was only following Islam — RT World News
[04:28:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> knock up his dad's 11yo wife?
[04:29:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight. it's way past my bedtime.
[04:30:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight ya fuckers
[04:30:11] * exec sneakily queefs a big floppy donkey dick of bananas at ya fuckers
[04:30:22] <chromas> ~g'night tmb
[04:30:24] * exec single-handedly deletes a truckload of radioactive rubber pants from tmb
[04:30:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> pants are for losers anyway
[04:31:17] <chromas> intolerance!
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[04:38:15] <SoyCow4004> Good Evening niggers!
[04:38:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup bone smuggler
[04:38:48] <SoyCow4004> Buzzbomb, good to see you again.
[04:38:58] * TheMightyBuzzard was headed back in from having a last smoke of the evening
[04:39:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're round most the time. just not always paying attention.
[04:39:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> important pr0n to watch and all that.
[04:39:25] <SoyCow4004> that's okay.
[04:39:48] <SoyCow4004> Yup, dat xHamster
[04:40:19] * TheMightyBuzzard debates the relative merits of hentai vs chicks blowing horses
[04:40:39] <chromas> Why don't we have both?
[04:40:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> rule 34?
[04:40:48] <SoyCow4004> https://www.youtube.com
[04:40:49] <upstart> ^ 03UK - Nevermore - YouTube
[04:41:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> das not pr0n!
[04:41:14] <SoyCow4004> WHAT?!
[04:41:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> you pasted the wrong address
[04:42:00] <SoyCow4004> Shit. Buzzard is out to killl me.
[04:42:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw. yer not a politician. yer safe.
[04:42:47] <SoyCow4004> The only hope i have is to smoke
[04:43:59] <SoyCow4004> hold on for this
[04:44:44] <SoyCow4004> ]fuck off bastard fucks
[04:45:17] <SoyCow4004> shit
[04:45:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm tryin but you're linkin gay music instead of naked chicks
[04:46:06] <sulla> Ayo hokl up where the naked chicks at
[04:46:09] <SoyCow4004> this is not what you're expecting
[04:46:56] <SoyCow4004> Smoking cigs: fuck fucka basstids
[04:47:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g naked chicks for sulla
[04:47:06] <MrPlow> https://www.avg.com - "Informazioni sull'impegno di AVG per la tutela dei dati e delle informazioni personali degli utenti."
[04:47:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> sorry man. google don't wanna help ya out.
[04:48:31] <SoyCow4004> HOHOHOHOH! Fuck Google
[04:48:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ef, you volunteered your construction expertise to Build The Wall yet?
[04:48:46] <SoyCow4004> foooking bastids
[04:49:01] <sulla> Need the wall corps
[04:49:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> boss man wants 18bn for it. gonna be lotsa money to be wasted^Wmade
[04:49:46] <chromas> The wall nees IoT
[04:49:48] <chromas> needs
[04:50:06] <SoyCow4004> buzzbomz, tell him helll get what he wants for it!
[04:51:05] <SoyCow4004> HAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHA
[04:51:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> heat-tracking miniguns?
[04:51:36] <SoyCow4004> absolutely not buzzbomb.
[04:52:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, sulfur-dioxide-tracking miniguns. from all the beans they eat.
[04:52:39] <SoyCow4004> Beans?!
[04:52:48] <SoyCow4004> Beans are good.
[04:53:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> beans is un-merican. corn is the veggie of patriots!
[04:55:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> you could even appease the keynesians and pay people to dig lots of six foot deep holes near the border
[04:55:52] <sulla> "Im thinkin about them beans"
[04:56:33] <sulla> Im more conc
[04:56:40] <sulla> Erned about a northern border
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[04:57:19] <sulla> This tradue and his desire to "rehabilitate" isis members
[04:58:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries. they'll all die of going septic from abscessed teeth after they discover tim horton's
[06:16:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Inattentional Blindness: Why Drivers May Fail to See Motorcycles in Plain Sight - http://sylnt.us - ohoh
[06:34:14] <sulla> Ugh, just realized a manga I enjoyed got made into a show back during summer season
[08:33:24] <Bytram> ~weather presque
[08:33:25] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME - currently -6°F / -21°C, snow showers, wind W at 18 mph, humidity 63% - Friday snow showers (-9°F:10°F / -23°C:-12°C), Saturday partly cloudy (-16°F:-1°F / -27°C:-18°C), Sunday snow showers (-1°F:3°F / -18°C:-16°C), Monday snow showers (15°F:18°F / -9°C:-8°C)
[08:36:09] <Bytram> ~weather presque
[08:36:10] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME - currently -6°F / -21°C, snow showers, wind W at 18 mph, humidity 63% - Friday snow showers (-9°F:10°F / -23°C:-12°C), Saturday partly cloudy (-16°F:-1°F / -27°C:-18°C), Sunday snow showers (-1°F:3°F / -18°C:-16°C), Monday snow showers (15°F:18°F / -9°C:-8°C)
[08:36:17] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[08:36:18] <exec> 10Portland, ME - currently -1°F / -18°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 12 mph, humidity 54% - Friday clear with periodic clouds (-7°F:9°F / -22°C:-13°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (-11°F:4°F / -24°C:-16°C), Sunday sunny (8°F:13°F / -13°C:-11°C), Monday snow showers (28°F:32°F / -2°C:0°C)
[08:36:24] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[08:36:26] <exec> 10Boston, MA - currently 7°F / -14°C, windy, wind W at 26 mph, humidity 45% - Saturday cloudy (-5°F:9°F / -21°C:-13°C), Sunday sunny (10°F:14°F / -12°C:-10°C), Monday mostly cloudy (32°F:36°F / 0°C:2°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (16°F:39°F / -9°C:4°C)
[08:36:29] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[08:36:31] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD - currently 12°F / -11°C, clear, wind W at 13 mph, humidity 43% - Saturday sunny (9°F:20°F / -13°C:-7°C), Sunday mostly sunny (20°F:26°F / -7°C:-3°C), Monday mostly cloudy (34°F:40°F / 1°C:4°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (29°F:47°F / -2°C:8°C)
[08:36:34] <Bytram> ~weather atlanta
[08:36:36] <exec> 10Atlanta, GA - currently 24°F / -4°C, partly cloudy, wind NW at 4 mph, humidity 52% - Saturday partly cloudy (21°F:38°F / -6°C:3°C), Sunday partly cloudy (28°F:40°F / -2°C:4°C), Monday showers (36°F:45°F / 2°C:7°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (45°F:59°F / 7°C:15°C)
[08:36:39] <Bytram> ~weather jacksonville
[08:36:42] <exec> 10Jacksonville, FL - currently 36°F / 2°C, partly cloudy, wind NW at 6 mph, humidity 65% - Friday partly cloudy (31°F:48°F / -1°C:9°C), Saturday mostly sunny (35°F:51°F / 2°C:11°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (47°F:55°F / 8°C:13°C), Monday mostly cloudy (56°F:67°F / 13°C:19°C)
[08:36:44] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[08:36:46] <exec> 10Miami, FL - currently 52°F / 11°C, clear, wind NW at 11 mph, humidity 65% - Friday clear with periodic clouds (51°F:61°F / 11°C:16°C), Saturday partly cloudy (54°F:67°F / 12°C:19°C), Sunday partly cloudy (64°F:70°F / 18°C:21°C), Monday partly cloudy (70°F:75°F / 21°C:24°C)
[08:36:55] <Bytram> ~weather houston
[08:36:57] <exec> 10Houston, TX - currently 42°F / 6°C, clear, wind NE at 4 mph, humidity 81% - Friday clear (40°F:57°F / 4°C:14°C), Saturday mostly sunny (50°F:65°F / 10°C:18°C), Sunday cloudy (52°F:70°F / 11°C:21°C), Monday partly cloudy (48°F:59°F / 9°C:15°C)
[08:37:01] <Bytram> ~weather san diego
[08:37:03] <exec> 10San Diego, CA - currently 60°F / 16°C, mostly cloudy, wind N at 3 mph, humidity 94% - Friday fog (57°F:69°F / 14°C:21°C), Saturday partly cloudy (57°F:69°F / 14°C:21°C), Sunday partly cloudy (57°F:69°F / 14°C:21°C), Monday cloudy (58°F:67°F / 14°C:19°C)
[08:37:16] <Bytram> ~weather san juan
[08:37:18] <exec> 10San Juan, Puerto Rico - currently 76°F / 24°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind SE at 2 mph, humidity 92% - Saturday partly cloudy (75°F:85°F / 24°C:29°C), Sunday partly cloudy (74°F:85°F / 23°C:29°C), Monday partly cloudy (74°F:85°F / 23°C:29°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (74°F:84°F / 23°C:29°C)
[08:37:49] <Bytram> that's it for me... back to bed I go.
[08:38:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Climate Change Will Displace Millions of People. Where Will They Go? - http://sylnt.us - I-pick-south-france
[11:05:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Don't Expect Intel Chip Recall After Spectre and Meltdown, CEO Says - http://sylnt.us - ???
[13:27:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Attention Backcountry Skiers: Scientists Want Your Help - http://sylnt.us - measure-the-depth-of-snow
[14:50:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[14:50:10] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
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[15:46:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supercharged Antibiotics Could Turn Tide Against Superbugs - http://sylnt.us - infections-ain't-no-fun
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[18:05:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oumuamua Likely Originated in the Local Association (Pleiades Moving Group) - http://sylnt.us - sometimes-an-asteroid-is-just-an-asteroid
[18:37:47] <FatPhil> Are we a member of this association? Do we have to pay fees?
[20:27:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Border Searches of Electronic Devices Rise 60% in 2017 - http://sylnt.us - just-say-no
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[22:31:33] <chromas> We need a -0, Glove-slap mod
[22:46:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Here’s the Spaceflight Stuff We’re Most Anticipating in 2018 - http://sylnt.us - to-infinity-and-beyond
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